So why did the chicken cross the road....?

[Psydekick]

So why did the chicken cross the road.:)

[Suikojowy]

To slay the infidels!

[themagicroundabout]

To get to the other side, wasn't it? :confused:

[Madame Adequate]

To slay the infidels!

*Gives a Gold Star*

Also: Why did the Chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.

That is, in my opinion, the funniest joke Mankind has ever devised.

[TurkSlayer]

To conquer western China.

[Fire_Emblem776]

to defeat the cheese weapon and get 99 tisues and revive the flower girl!

[rubah]

Scientists have been trying to determine for years what it is in a chicken's mind that causes it to desire the other side of the road.

As someone who has raised chickens near a road, freerange, I must say that I never once saw them cross the road.

Now, some may say that this was a result of there being significantly fewer tasty grasshoppers on that side of teh road (which is mostly bluff anyways) but I prefer to think that our chickens were supernaturally intelligent creatures who knew better than to cross the road.

A better question all together would be 'why do dogs enjoy lying in the road outside of the trailer next to our house?'

That was teh way that my uncle's dog got ran over when they lived there, and if he isn't careful, Sam will get hit by a car also if he doesn't remedy his road-lying habits.

[Psydekick]

I'm not sure but my mate has a really poor joke here it is..... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did he want to get to the other side? to go to the pub. Why did he want to go to the pub? To go to the toilet. Why did he want to go to the toilet? Cause thats where all the cocks hang out:eek:

[Relena]

I got one!
Why did the White Mage cross the road?

[TurkSlayer]

To audition for "Next FF Heroine"?

[Relena]

No, to cast dieraga on the chicken in the bathroom.

[Psydekick]

Oh great joke:rolleyes2

[Channing]

To escape from Chick-Fil-A.

[ffxfreak93]

because the chicken felt like it

[Relena]

So why did the chickenwuss cross the road.:)
To get more hotdogs.

[Venom]

To get laid.

[Lord Xehanort]

There was a rooster in heat on the other side.




........Wait a minute......

[ffxfreak93]

the chicken saw something shiny on the otherside and said"oooh!!!a qaurter!!!"

[Dignified Pauper]

It was outrunning a Shirtless BoB, a Bley's Crotch, and an Ansem on Aphrodesiacs.

[Zeldy]

I'm not sure but my mate has a really poor joke here it is..... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did he want to get to the other side? to go to the pub. Why did he want to go to the pub? To go to the toilet. Why did he want to go to the toilet? Cause thats where all the cocks hang out:eek:
Hehehe.. I like that one.

[Suikojowy]

*
Also: Why did the Chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.

That is, in my opinion, the funniest joke Mankind has ever devised.

I second that!

[Anaisa]

The "why did the chicken cross the road" joke was invented purely so it could be used as a standard measure for bad jokes, precisely as I used it in the prom thread last night. And for anyone who was considering posting that I to could be used a standard measure for bad jokes, or anything of that ilk, don't bother. On sensing your predictability I say this: Its thoughts like that, that make you a standard measure of a sub standard human being.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Because he thought he saw Auron

[Skarr]

What a dumb ?uestion. It's been answered by comedians everywhere.

[Neco Arc]

To get laid.

[Giga Guess]

To produce a Gwen Stefani song!

[Paninipower123]

Cause he saw a panini stand. :)

[ffxfreak93]

Because he thought he saw Auron
so your saying,that i'm a chicken?
because i crossed the road when i thought i saw auron

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

why did thechicken cross the road and then roll in mud and cross the road again?

[Paninipower123]

To go back to the barn wence it came.

[crashNUMBERS]

I'm not sure but my mate has a really poor joke here it is..... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did he want to get to the other side? to go to the pub. Why did he want to go to the pub? To go to the toilet. Why did he want to go to the toilet? Cause thats where all the cocks hang out:eek:
That's actually a funny joke. Probably funnier then what you can come up with...

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

To go back to the barn wence it came.

no

[crashNUMBERS]

The answer to all "Why did blah blah blah do blah" is because God made it that way...

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

so your saying,that i'm a chicken?
because i crossed the road when i thought i saw auron
I dunno. What do you think?

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

The answer to all "Why did blah blah blah do blah" is because God made it that way...

my questions answer is both that and THE CHICKEN IS A DOUBLE DIRTY CROSSER.get it?

[crashNUMBERS]

my questions answer is both that and THE CHICKEN IS A DOUBLE DIRTY CROSSER.get it?
Yeah. But I'm not laughing. There's our problem...

[ffxfreak93]

I dunno. What do you think?
i'm not a chicken!!!!!!!

[crashNUMBERS]

i'm not a chicken!!!!!!!
Do you two ever shut up?? You guys sound like a married couple. You two should go to the prom together. No wait. That'd be disastrious...

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Do you two ever shut up?? You guys sound like a married couple. You two should go to the prom together. No wait. That'd be disastrious...

He started it and anyways he already has a date *relieved*

[ffxfreak93]

Do you two ever shut up?? You guys sound like a married couple. You two should go to the prom together. No wait. That'd be disastrious...
i know she wants me,but i already have a date

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

i know she wants me,but i already have a date
I do not!! Anyways if i did i would say it

[crashNUMBERS]

He started it and anyways he already has a date *relieved*
Oh please, you want <S>him</S> her...

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

You talkin to him or me? Lol

[Paninipower123]

This is like some Jerry Springer or Maury crap. :)

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

i know she wants me,but i already have a date

WTF r u saying?

[crashNUMBERS]

This is like some Jerry Springer or Maury crap. :)
Hey, lay off!! Maury is good!!

[Suikojowy]

Let's go back to discussing chickens crossing roads, and the wacky adventures they get dragged into.

[Paninipower123]

I never said it was bad! I thought crap worked there...

[Leeza]

crash and the two FFs: You can stop this now. Any more conversation is to be done through other means.

To everyone else: Stay on topic.

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

have u ever seen dead chickens on roads?

[Lord Xehanort]

No, but I've seen them in ovens.

[Paninipower123]

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would caesar!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

[nik0tine]

Chickens don't cross the road. People do! :mad2:

[ffxfreak93]

does it matter?

[Cloud_omnislash_Strife]

No, but I've seen them in ovens.

I ate that 4 lunch

[Kamiko]

To eat the cow.

[nik0tine]

The answer to all "Why did blah blah blah do blah" is because God made it that way...
Jeez.. I do not wanna be here when Ansem sees that.

[Psydekick]

I can't stand chicken:)

[Madame Adequate]

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would caesar!

!! Awesomesauce!

[HowlingMonkey]

It was searching for a funnier joke

[Markus. D]

cause it was stapled to the n00b

[Alive-Cat]

Why DID the chicken cross the road, folks?
That is not the question, the question is:
WHY did the chicken cross th road?
Or possibly,
Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?
The answer:
For many years scientists have been wondering why this strange occurrence, for lack of a better word, occurred. The reason, I shall explain to you now...

You see, the chicken, a young girl in her prime, had just woken up. The previous day, she had had a hard day at the ranch, laying eggs for the horrible screaming offspring she plopped out almost everyday. Except Sundays, which was when she had to go to London to see her brother Sven.
So on this day, which coincidentally WAS Sunday, she woke up from a terrible nightmare. In her nightmare, she had been standing before a road, when all of a sudden Princess Zelda came riding out on a horse, and almost run her over. Then a big scary man came out, this menacing man had scared the life out of the poor chicken, every night for the last month. So she hadn't been getting a lot of sleep.
So, on this particular day, she had a feeling it would all be better. But she sensed a great disturbance in the Force, and knew that tragedy had to come before happiness. But wasn't that always the way, when you're a 24 year old chicken, still fresh to the world but with some experience? Well, she thought it was so.
So she finally hauled herself out of bed and got dressed. She wore a coat on this day, for it was very cold and would probably snow later that day. The two things she had to do were to go shopping, and go see her brother Sven.
Sven, a 33 year old cock, lived in a block of flats in London. He and the Chicken were very close, so therefore always kept in touch and always visited eachother. Sven had a shady past, but was rebuilding his life, and doing good for the world. The Chicken respected him greatfully for this, and brought money with her almost everytime she went to see him, because he was usually in some kind of debt. On this day, however, she did not. She herself was in debt, and needed every dime she earned at the ranch for herself, to feed and cloth her. Things were tight, but she knew she would pull through.
While taking the bus to Sven's block of flats, she wondered...Who was that girl in the dream? And that man, that horrible man...
The bus grinded to a hault, and she went to see her brother.
"Chicken! It's so good to see you!" He said, his face lighting up as she walked through the door.
"It's good to see you, too, Sven!" She beamed.
"Well, come in, it's cold outside."
"Isn't it just..." She replied. It seemed his house was finally looking better, seems the little bit of work he was doing had paid off. She didn't know WHAT work, but he usually came running back to the flat sweating and out of breath, with a sack with the word, "Swag" written on it in his hands, so she supposed it was hard work. And that's what he needed, hard work to keep him busy.
"Listen, Chicken, you don't need to bring money anymore. You don't know how hard it was taking that money from you, but I know it was best. But now I have money again, thankyou so much for bringing me out of darkness..." Sven wiped a tear from his eye.
"Awww, you're my brother, of course I'd help you out of anywhere!" The brother and sister hugged, then went out for the day. Shopping, just as Sven had promised. Things were finally looking up for the both of them.
"So, Sven. What is it that you do?" She asked, as Sven dodged around a police car.
"Well, uhhh...Weelll....Ummm..." Sven looked around nervously.
"Spit it out, Sven, I wanna know what's helping us so much!"
"I've been robbing banks..." Sven mumbled, then looked away in disgrace.
"You WHAT???" The chicken's face lit up with rage.
"Look, I had to! Do you think I could keep on taking money from my beloved sister everyday???"
"No, don't you start with all this nonsense! You can just quit with you're 'beloved's' and your 'sister's'!" The chicken ran away.
"Chicken! Come back!" Sven screamed, not caring who was watching, not caring about the people staring in the street.
"You're mine, Chicken, I love you!!! Just don't go!" But Chicken already had. And she was about to cross the road. Her feet trod on the cold concrete, and she was crossing the road. She was at the other side. Now she was halfway down the street.
The end.

So, you see, THAT is why the chicken crossed the road. Because she had just found out dreadfull news about her brother robbing banks, so she felt the need to go back home, and needed to cross the road to get to the bus stop.

[Tohru]

no its, why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was playing follow the leader.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?











It was hit by a refridgerator:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
xDxDxD

[Markus. D]

nonono, the Joke goes like his.

why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was playing follow the leader.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?










Peer Pressure.:D:D:D

[Tohru]

Very good Tsu-san

[ScottNUMBERS]

You all can think what you like. I know that the real reason the chicken crossed the road, is to get to the horde of other naked chickens on the other side.

[Relena]

MY brother asked me once:
Brother:Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.

[KoShiatar]

To spread bird flu.

[Lord Xehanort]

The answer to all "Why did blah blah blah do blah" is because God made it that way...

Why did Hitler grill a few million Jews? Why did White Supremecists (sp?) grill a few thousand Blacks? Why is equality just an illusion? Because God made it that way! That just sounds like SUCH a benevolent master, I think I'll go sit and listen to a bigot read some ancient text and convince me to hate a certain group of people! [/SARCASM]

NOTE TO THE POWERS THAT BE: This is not an attack on Christianity. This is an attack on the statement that everything happens because God wants it to. Plzdunbanmeekthx

ON TOPIC: I can honestly say I have now SEEN a chicken cross the road! It darted across the street, causing several cars to swerve and crash. So, the chicken crossed the road for the same reason the squirrels did: to make humans suffer.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

To get eaten for Christmas dinner, duh!

[Psydekick]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he was trying to commit suicide:)

[Dignified Pauper]

To spread bird flu.

WINS!

[Anaisa]

Maybe he crossed the road to commit suicide by catching bird flu on the other side. He knew that the best thing to do to ensure his fame never dies, was to commit suicide. That way the why did the chicken cross the road joke would live forever.

[Psydekick]

Maybe he just felt like it

[Paninipower123]

Why don't we just ask the chicken herself?

http://id.mind.net/~delane/queen1.gif

[SummonerYuna]

Because his girlfriend was calling him.

[KuRt]

because the rooster had a day off.

[krissy]

he suspected fowl play

[Psydekick]

Cause the grass was greener on the other side:)

[Lone Gunman]

"Because the chicken wanted to get on the other side of the road."
-Professor

"It is part of chickens' nature to cross the road."
-Aristoteles

"Because the chicken was under exploitation on this side of the road."
-Karl Marx

"Because the chicken got a better price of its eggs on the other side of the road."
-Capitalist

"Because it was the only journey the establishment allowed the chicken to have."
-Timothy Leary

"I already forgot."
-Ronald Reagan

"You see, the road represents a black man. The chicken crossed the road so that it could walk on the black man and push him even deeper in the road."
-Louis Farrakhan

"The chicken crossed the road only in your dirty mind."
-Zen-monk

"The chicken didn't cross the road. I repeat: the chicken didn't cross the road."
-Richard Nixon

"The chicken crossed the road. Who cares?"
-Machiavelli

"The fact that you're interested on chicken crossing the road clearly shows the insecurity of your inner self."
-Sigmund Freud

"I've just published the Chicken-2000 software and it's going to lay me golden eggs."
-Bill Gates

"To die. In rain."
-Hemingway

"How do you define 'crossed'? Besides, I never, EVER, laid even finger on that chicken."
-Bill Clinton

[Psydekick]

Cause chickens like crossing roads:)

[Charismatic Enigma]

To put some intelligence on George Bush's brain :D

[Paninipower123]

Its a retorical question.

[a tree disguised as a cow]

nonono, the Joke goes like his.

why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was playing follow the leader.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?










Peer Pressure.:D:D:D
Oh my, a tree could tell that joke better than you!

So here I go:

Why did the Kola fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the kola.

Why did the mother of 3 die?
Because she was hit by the falling kola and baby!

And that is how that joke is meant to go.

[Black Angel]

Why did the chicken cross the road??




Cuz Pitbull and the Ying yang Twinz were playing at the club across the street...:D

[Dolentrean]

Why DID the chicken cross the road, folks?
That is not the question, the question is:
WHY did the chicken cross th road?
Or possibly,
Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?
The answer:
For many years scientists have been wondering why this strange occurrence, for lack of a better word, occurred. The reason, I shall explain to you now...

You see, the chicken, a young girl in her prime, had just woken up. The previous day, she had had a hard day at the ranch, laying eggs for the horrible screaming offspring she plopped out almost everyday. Except Sundays, which was when she had to go to London to see her brother Sven.
So on this day, which coincidentally WAS Sunday, she woke up from a terrible nightmare. In her nightmare, she had been standing before a road, when all of a sudden Princess Zelda came riding out on a horse, and almost run her over. Then a big scary man came out, this menacing man had scared the life out of the poor chicken, every night for the last month. So she hadn't been getting a lot of sleep.
So, on this particular day, she had a feeling it would all be better. But she sensed a great disturbance in the Force, and knew that tragedy had to come before happiness. But wasn't that always the way, when you're a 24 year old chicken, still fresh to the world but with some experience? Well, she thought it was so.
So she finally hauled herself out of bed and got dressed. She wore a coat on this day, for it was very cold and would probably snow later that day. The two things she had to do were to go shopping, and go see her brother Sven.
Sven, a 33 year old cock, lived in a block of flats in London. He and the Chicken were very close, so therefore always kept in touch and always visited eachother. Sven had a shady past, but was rebuilding his life, and doing good for the world. The Chicken respected him greatfully for this, and brought money with her almost everytime she went to see him, because he was usually in some kind of debt. On this day, however, she did not. She herself was in debt, and needed every dime she earned at the ranch for herself, to feed and cloth her. Things were tight, but she knew she would pull through.
While taking the bus to Sven's block of flats, she wondered...Who was that girl in the dream? And that man, that horrible man...
The bus grinded to a hault, and she went to see her brother.
"Chicken! It's so good to see you!" He said, his face lighting up as she walked through the door.
"It's good to see you, too, Sven!" She beamed.
"Well, come in, it's cold outside."
"Isn't it just..." She replied. It seemed his house was finally looking better, seems the little bit of work he was doing had paid off. She didn't know WHAT work, but he usually came running back to the flat sweating and out of breath, with a sack with the word, "Swag" written on it in his hands, so she supposed it was hard work. And that's what he needed, hard work to keep him busy.
"Listen, Chicken, you don't need to bring money anymore. You don't know how hard it was taking that money from you, but I know it was best. But now I have money again, thankyou so much for bringing me out of darkness..." Sven wiped a tear from his eye.
"Awww, you're my brother, of course I'd help you out of anywhere!" The brother and sister hugged, then went out for the day. Shopping, just as Sven had promised. Things were finally looking up for the both of them.
"So, Sven. What is it that you do?" She asked, as Sven dodged around a police car.
"Well, uhhh...Weelll....Ummm..." Sven looked around nervously.
"Spit it out, Sven, I wanna know what's helping us so much!"
"I've been robbing banks..." Sven mumbled, then looked away in disgrace.
"You WHAT???" The chicken's face lit up with rage.
"Look, I had to! Do you think I could keep on taking money from my beloved sister everyday???"
"No, don't you start with all this nonsense! You can just quit with you're 'beloved's' and your 'sister's'!" The chicken ran away.
"Chicken! Come back!" Sven screamed, not caring who was watching, not caring about the people staring in the street.
"You're mine, Chicken, I love you!!! Just don't go!" But Chicken already had. And she was about to cross the road. Her feet trod on the cold concrete, and she was crossing the road. She was at the other side. Now she was halfway down the street.
The end.

So, you see, THAT is why the chicken crossed the road. Because she had just found out dreadfull news about her brother robbing banks, so she felt the need to go back home, and needed to cross the road to get to the bus stop.


I must know... was her dream of any significance? I mean the zelda ploy and the dredful man seemed to be only a means to incress story size...

[K-chan]

So why did the chicken cross the road.

To get away from the KFC and Chick-Fil-A on its side of the road.

[Psydekick]

Cause his house was on the other side:)

[The Moo Man]

Because I had already eaten it. . . Wait thats why the cow crossed the road. >Doubles over in pain in realizing how much beef was just eaten<

[Psydekick]

Very funny:rolleyes2