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Lord Xehanort
12-29-2005, 10:26 PM
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00003/48/41/3721484_l.jpg

I, personally fear this mre than the other two combined. But, what say you?

Rye
12-29-2005, 10:27 PM
I find the fact that it's from myspace especially scary. xD

-N-
12-29-2005, 10:28 PM
You have aphrodisiacs? :o

Venom
12-29-2005, 10:31 PM
....Is there way to vote for all of them?

Lord Xehanort
12-29-2005, 10:34 PM
Neel: I can get some easily. I have friends who owe me favors... :jokey:

Venom: No. But there's no need, since Ansem on Aphrodisiacs isn't really THAT scary...

ffxfreak93
12-29-2005, 10:45 PM
shirtless bob!!!!

SammieBabe
12-29-2005, 10:47 PM
That dog was wayyyyy scarier than shirtless BoB....

Psychotic
12-29-2005, 10:50 PM
I love it when people dig up the putrid, festering corpse that is Bleys' crotch.

Did anyone ever see those old Mr. Muscle TV ads? It featured some really weedy nerdy guy being made strong through cleaning products. I'm now convinced he and BoB are related.

Lord Xehanort
12-29-2005, 10:51 PM
Someone actually voted the 4th option???

Old Manus
12-29-2005, 10:53 PM
Did anyone ever see those old Mr. Muscle TV ads? It featured some really weedy nerdy guy being made strong through cleaning products. I'm now convinced he and BoB are related.
You just ruined the advert for me

Psychotic
12-29-2005, 10:55 PM
Next up: The toilet duck-eestlinc-Psychotic unholy trinity of power, and Rye's torrid love affair with Mr. Sheen.

Rye
12-29-2005, 10:57 PM
Next up: The toilet duck-eestlinc-Psychotic unholy trinity of power, and Rye's torrid love affair with Mr. Sheen.

;________;!! Lander and slies.

ffxfreak93
12-29-2005, 10:57 PM
i've already seen the dog so i'm not scared

TurkSlayer
12-29-2005, 10:58 PM
I've seen shirtless BoB. I have the right to vote for it. *Shudders*

Lord Xehanort
12-29-2005, 11:00 PM
i've already seen the dog so i'm not scared

Yes. I saw the closed thread you made, and decided to steal the image and give it a topic.

CloudDragon
12-29-2005, 11:02 PM
Someone dig up the Bleys Crotch picture. I wanna see those blue jeans.

Lord Xehanort
12-29-2005, 11:03 PM
There's actually a picture? I thought it was just a joke that refuses to die.

Dignified Pauper
12-29-2005, 11:06 PM
i'd say shirtless bob

rubah
12-29-2005, 11:09 PM
That picture isn't real, so I voted for you, ansem.

And I'm hoping to goodness that you arent' real either ;oooooo

Lord Xehanort
12-29-2005, 11:11 PM
*deep, theatrical voice* Are any of us... real...?

I am real... and, though i have never USED any aphrodisiacs, I am sure that their effects on my innate randyness would be horrifying.

Venom
12-29-2005, 11:11 PM
That picture isn't real, so I voted for you, ansem.

And I'm hoping to goodness that you arent' real either ;oooooo

Ansem got owned.:)

TurkSlayer
12-29-2005, 11:28 PM
*deep, theatrical voice* Are any of us... real...?
Are you Ansem or Vivi?

Lord Xehanort
12-29-2005, 11:34 PM
I'm William Alexander Clark. the last heir to the Clark family name. If I do not procduce or acquire a male heir, the name shall rot in my grave with me.

Back to the topic. That dog just stol a year off of my life.

TurkSlayer
12-29-2005, 11:38 PM
I'm William Alexander Clark. the last heir to the Clark family name. If I do not procduce or acquire a male heir, the name shall rot in my grave with me.
Then I expect it to rot, unless you decide to adopt.

Back on topic, BoB's chest stole a year off my life too.

ffxfreak93
12-29-2005, 11:45 PM
tell bob to put a shirt on!!!!!

Lord Xehanort
12-29-2005, 11:50 PM
According to this poll, a super randy me is twice as horrifying as Bleys' reproductive tube...

rubah
12-30-2005, 12:25 AM
But B0BxD's chest is 250% more frightening.

ffxfreak93
12-30-2005, 12:26 AM
exactly

SammieBabe
12-30-2005, 01:04 AM
I guess I've just become desensitized to Topless BoB....

Which is scary in its own right....

Neco Arc
12-30-2005, 01:41 AM
BoB

Winter Nights
12-30-2005, 01:47 AM
I voted for Ansem.

Giga Guess
12-30-2005, 01:50 AM
Demon! DEMON!


Sorry, but I'd have to say Ansem on Aphrodesiacs.

ffxfreak93
12-30-2005, 01:50 AM
you sick bastard!!! j/k

SummonerYuna
12-30-2005, 01:52 AM
Bob is wayyyyyyy scarier!!!

Cloud_omnislash_Strife
12-30-2005, 02:34 AM
IS THAT THANG REAL????mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

crashNUMBERS
12-30-2005, 02:37 AM
I never seen Bleys' crotch. Someone give me the pic...

Madonna
12-30-2005, 04:39 AM
I fear that a great deal of members here today do not know who Bleys is to be truly afraid of his crotch.

Ignorance doesn't allow for the knowledge of what you're truly fear.

Yamaneko
12-30-2005, 06:51 AM
The joke is as old as Bleys' crotch.

Shoeberto
12-30-2005, 06:57 AM
The joke is as old as Bleys' crotch.
Bleys' crotch was created on the eighth day.

Yamaneko
12-30-2005, 07:04 AM
Eighth Day violation.

Miriel
12-30-2005, 07:19 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/crotch.jpg

Madonna
12-30-2005, 07:44 AM
He still hasn't realized that a year makes a difference in internet world. :|

I love him all the same.

Miriel
12-30-2005, 07:46 AM
Nah, he's just displaying his crotch to a whole different crowd of internet folks these days. He no longer caters to the EoFF community, but has become a FFXI whore instead. He whores it up like whoa in Vana'diel.

Rainecloud
12-30-2005, 07:57 AM
Shirtless Bleys' Crotch.

Madonna
12-30-2005, 08:02 AM
Nah, he's just displaying his crotch to a whole different crowd of internet folks these days. He no longer caters to the EoFF community, but has become a FFXI whore instead. He whores it up like whoa in Vana'diel.But last I heard, he had it up to his crotch with all the Taru Taru whom have made advances towards him!

Primus Inter Pares
12-30-2005, 08:14 AM
BoB is simply sex...

*votes Ansem*

ScottNUMBERS
12-30-2005, 02:07 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=17590

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-30-2005, 07:04 PM
I would personally say Ansem on aphrodisiacs would be fun not scary....

KoShiatar
12-30-2005, 09:14 PM
Why, are they scary at all?

Loony BoB
12-30-2005, 09:22 PM
I'm not sure if I should be sad or proud.

Lord Xehanort
12-30-2005, 11:04 PM
BoB: You should be proud. Your chest is the only thing scarier than a hornier me.

BoB: You should be sad. If you ever try to make love to someone, s/he will run as soon as you undress.

TSoL: *eats lots of green M&M's* COME HERE!!!!! *charges madly, tongue flapping wildly*

Chaos
12-30-2005, 11:09 PM
I'm being oldskool and going with the crotch.

Something about the word crotch inspires a primal fear in me. Hehehe.

Loony BoB
12-30-2005, 11:12 PM
What's even scarier is that most of you haven't even seen the combined works of Bleys and myself - The Wood Picture. I paid Bleys, Bleys gave me the wood, and I made the most of it. But alas, I am unable to post it here.

Lord Xehanort
12-30-2005, 11:21 PM
What's even scarier is that most of you haven't even seen the combined works of Bleys and myself - The Wood Picture. I paid Bleys, Bleys gave me the wood, and I made the most of it. But alas, I am unable to post it here.

Someday, when the mods and admins aren't breathing down my neck about being a good boy, I'll crack a joke or two at this statement.

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-31-2005, 02:09 AM
TSoL: *eats lots of green M&M's* COME HERE!!!!! *charges madly, tongue flapping wildly*
Why green M&M's? *runs and jumps to Ansem* :love:

Shoden
12-31-2005, 02:14 AM
that's scary but Bley's crotch and those damn real life pokemon are scarier.

Lord Xehanort
12-31-2005, 02:16 AM
Why green M&M's? *runs and jumps to Ansem* :love:

Green M&M's are widely considered to be an aphrodesiac. *licks* *gets raspberry sauce* *eats some* *kisses*

Giga Guess
12-31-2005, 02:31 PM
What's even scarier is that most of you haven't even seen the combined works of Bleys and myself - The Wood Picture. I paid Bleys, Bleys gave me the wood, and I made the most of it. But alas, I am unable to post it here.


Sorry buds, but that's waaaaaaaay too easy.

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-31-2005, 04:23 PM
Green M&M's are widely considered to be an aphrodesiac. *licks* *gets raspberry sauce* *eats some* *kisses*
What? That is almost as bad when in Elizabethan England when tomatoes were considered an aphrodisiac...*watches* Rasberry sauce, eh? :bigsmile: (:joey: would be so apt right now)

Momiji
12-31-2005, 08:30 PM
While I don't find any of them to be pleasant, I suppose the scariest would be Ansem on Aphrodisiacs. xD


Someone actually voted the 4th option???

*raises hand* Yes. Yes I did.

Lord Xehanort
12-31-2005, 10:26 PM
Well, as things stand, Ansem on Aphrodesiacs is less frightening than the demon mutt with a syringe, which is less scary than BoB's naked torso.

And Bleys' crotch isn't scary at all... *pets it*

Charismatic Enigma
01-01-2006, 06:06 PM
The link... yikes. o.O