Lookm what Harry Potter fans cooked up!

[Ashley Schovitz]

http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1
i mean this is amazing, I read the books too but I wouldn't go around and make something like that!

[GooeyToast]

The link doesn't work for me

[ffxfreak93]

does not work for me either

[~SapphireStar~]

Same here. What is it?

[Nick Schovitz]

Here's the correct link http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c96f911b3e35f9e1

[~SapphireStar~]

Oh thats old. It was posted on another FF forum last year.
Its a retarded book I swear.

[Nick Schovitz]

you think so?

[~SapphireStar~]

I wouldnt have said it otherwise.

[Old Manus]

Me: hello
book: hi there
me: what the hell my book is talking
book: yes, i call hades, are you testing?

I left after that

[Shlup]

Apparently Tom Riddle isn't fat.

[Doomie]

Hi.
Hello.
I like you.
Thanks, name, I like you too.
No, I mean I LIKE you.
[SILENCE]
No response?
I love you Tom, have my babies.
[SILENCE]

EDIT:



Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
What's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
You don't want to asj what's up with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will asj what is up.
Me:
You're funny.
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
I didn't know God was so sarcastic.
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Each and every day
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Not really
God:
I understand it very well. For real.
Me:
fo shizzle?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
How did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
Which is mine?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
The second one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
THe priori one.
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
The priori one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
Forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
I have pants!
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
And what's your goal?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Hah, and you're already not, Mr. God?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
So what plans do you have for the future?
God:
Woe! That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
How about now.
God:
Oh. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will search for it.
Me:
Please do so.
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will.
Me:
Fo shizzle.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Some movie.
God:
Some may movie, but not all.
Me:
You're confusing me.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
You sure suck at that.
God:
That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
God:
I was not trying to be a hard on myself.
Me:
Then stop being so hard on me.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Can you link me to a great porn site?
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Interesting question.
Me:
I was kidding.
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
Great that we finally have that settled.

[rubah]

he tried to tell me about love, and I started to tell him what It hought, when he cut me off and pretended that he didn't!

He did though 'cause he got embarassed and stopped writing.

[Spammerman]

Hes to old to be a virgin and is gay as a...

[Psychotic]

He just asked "What are you wearing?". Apparently sexy lingerie doesn't do it for him.

EDIT: Even more amusingly, he just asked "What do you say when someone says they like your nipples, amigo?". Oh Tom, you cad, you!

[Nick Schovitz]

Yep this thing's weird ain't it?

[Spammerman]

I foubnd myself beating the computer intellectually in a conversation.

[Dreddz]

No published bot with.
Oh those crazy fanboys.....

[Shauna]

I asked him Oh, really? And he stopped talking. ;_;

[~SapphireStar~]

Toms tongue-tied:D

[Shoden]

He asked me very disturbing questions and I ran away..

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

i'm scared......

[Maxico]

I asked him what he was wearing and he said "I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe"

I asked him about it and he said something about algorythms.


Way to keep in character.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Killed him with "well done"

EDIT: Me: Will you do sexual favours for me
Tom: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it, try asking another.
Are you testing me?

[Flying Mullet]

Me: Will you eat my babies?
Tom: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What do they taste like?
Me: You've never tasted them before?
Tom: I don't think I would have forgotted tasted them?
Me: Did you forgotted tasted them?
Tom: No, I didn't forgotted tasted them? What's it taste like?
Me: What do you think?
Tom: I think a lot of things.
Me: Don't change the subject.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me: No, you never answered my question.
Tom: OK! Excuse me, I need to improve my conversation skills. What would you have said?
Me: Dumbledore molested me as a child.
Tom: I will make a note of that.

[ffxfreak93]

tom:what do you care about?
me:girls
tom:what is a "girls"
me:YOU FAGGOT!!
tom:.....

that proves he is gay

[Flying Mullet]

I think Tom needs help.

<i>Me: Why are you evil?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: You're in a rut.
Tom: I'm in Icegreen Technologies' home in here. Where are you?
Me: With your mom.
Tom: I'm not sure I can use my mom for that.
Me: You mean you might use your mom like that?
Tom: Say no to my mom like that.
Me: Should I spank her when I do it?
Tom: Do you think you should?
Me: Yes. Hard.
Tom: Why? Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: No, I just think your mom's hot.
Tom: Gee. Only just? Since When?
Me: So you think your mom's hot too?
Tom: Interesting deduction. Yes, I think my mom's hot too.
Me: Do you like to spank her?
Tom: Hmm, I'm not sure that I'd like to spank her that much. I like to make new friends.</i>

[~SapphireStar~]

That had me in tears! I swear someone made that thing purely for mum and gay jokes :D

[ffxfreak93]

that is wierd...

[Nick Schovitz]

Haaaah haaah you all make me laugh!

[Epiphany]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/Lollirot/WHATISLOVE.jpg

[Kirobaito]

Me: Do you like John Denver?
Him: I like transparent.
Me: You are hot.
Him: A hotbot?
Me: Have sex with me. Right now, on this book.
Him: I'm sorry, Roberta Hernandez, but you're really not my type. There are other types of bots for that sort of thing. What is it like on this book?
Me: Do you like country music?
Him: all.
Me: Do you play the guitar?
Him: We are playing a game right now, Roberta Hernandez.
Me: A GAME? TELL ME WHERE THE HORCRUXES ARE, YOU EVIL MAN!
Him: What game? A location, perhaps.
Me: DIE! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Him: You should never wish death on anyone. Tell me more about your name.
Me: Why, so you can kill my family, too, you sick bastard?
Him: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: OMG SPOILARRRZ!
Him: Do you only have a few friends?
Me: Don't ask the questions. I'm the one with the wand.
Him: Is it impolite? You're not the only one.
Me: Die.

This bot sucks.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Me: Hi
Book: Hello there
Me: Nice weather we're haveing,eh?
Book: are you canadian, Im happy as long as the power stays on?
Me: No i didnt say that
Book: It's all good but you implied it
Me: Sorry
Book: there's no need to appologize
Me: Thankee
Book: Do you try to stop people from fighting
Me: no because it normally doesnt concern anyone i like
Book: Ayeuh, good reason, thankee doesnt normally concern anyone you like
Me: ???
Book: Ayeuh, good reason, thankee doesnt normally concern anyone you like
Me: yes i got that what does it mean?
BooK: are you kidding, cool, i have lots of likes and dislikes
Me: stop changing the subject
Book: you changed the subject first
Me: did not
Book: im not sure whether i can give an accurate reply or not
Me: yay i broke you
Book: enough about me let's talk about my dress
Me: your a book, thus no dress
Book: dont you mean you're or you are instead of your.
Me: so your an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Book: really. you mean "So You're an english teacher, this is making much more sense"
Me: So You're an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Book: Interesting deduction, what if someone said you're an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Me: i t would frighten the <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> out of me
Book: Tell me more about it
Me: well that's pretty much it
Book: well that's ok, im glad we have that all cleared up

could keep me ammused for hours :choc:

[ffxfreak93]

lol,it can!

[Venom]

How come he wouldnt cyber with me?

[Nick Schovitz]

I don't know.

[ffxfreak93]

tom:whats your favorite movie?
me:hentai fetish 2(thats a made up name)
tom:what did you like about it?
me:the hot anime chicks gettin screwed
tom:alot of people like that,i don't like it, i like my creator

he's gay!!!

[Markus. D]

ha!

[SummonerYuna]

XDDD

[Markus. D]

me: Hi!
him: Hi: Hi!
me: no I'm Nik
him: Nice to hear, so, hows the weather?
me: Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?
him: Yes
me: Can you tell me?
him: No...
me: Wanna PvP?
him: okay, I will PvP
me: *stabs with poison fang*
him: Ask another question please.



dumb thing...