We must settle this once and for all

[frunk]

Vin Diesel or Chuck Norris
AND
Ninjas or Pirates?

[escobert]

CHuck teh pirate

[Suikojowy]

Vin Diesel the ninja

[frunk]

CHuck teh pirate


Vin Diesel the ninja

This is how it probably would work

[Dolentrean]

Dont care for chuck or vin, but Ninja's all the way!

[Rye]

Chuck, Pirates. :)

[Primus Inter Pares]

Ninja for the win!

And PiP > Chuck Diesel

[rubah]

The answer to both is 'Coyboys'

[Faris]

PIRATES

:)

[Spiffing Cheese]

Chuck Norris, and pirates. Just because.

[Dignified Pauper]

Vin Diesel the Pirate

You all forget, it is Charles Norris that knows Karate.

[Levian]

Vin Diesel the pirat.

[Charismatic Enigma]

Chuck Norris and Ninjas :D

[T-MaN]

Chuck Norris and Pirates

[Madame Adequate]

Kurt Russell and Pirates

[Levian]

MILF is breaking the rules. :mad2: heathen.

[Madame Adequate]

MILF is breaking the rules. :mad2: heathen.

That's just how cool I am.

Don't make me get Lance Henriksen on you.

[Shin Gouken]

pirates travel around on their pirate ships without any women, blatently <!--homo's.--> not very good but ninja's!!!!!!!!! whooooooah man ninja's are the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif!!!!!!!

"Homo" is not an acceptable term when used in this context.

~Void

[Samuraid]

Chuck Norris and Ninjas

[Anaisa]

Chuck Norris or vin Diesel? sod them, Bruce Lee is better than both of them. And ninja's are better than pirates, because pirates have poor hygiene.

[Shoden]

Ninja Chuck Norris!

[Jebus]

The answer to both is 'Coyboys'

They're too busy wearing leather chaps and playing grabass with each other.

Pirates ftw.

[Flamethrower]

Vin Diesel the Pirate

You all forget, it is Charles Norris that knows Karate.

But Pirates have beards, which Chuck has and Vinnie doesn't. I bet Chuckie's mom was a ninja and his dad was a pirate, which would explain the karate skills and the beard, making him some awesome godlike pirate-ninja hybrid. :cool:

[Bowser]

Vinja. :P

[boris no no]

pirates thank you very much

[Dignified Pauper]

pirates travel around on their pirate ships without any women, blatently homo's. but ninja's!!!!!!!!! whooooooah man ninja's are the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif!!!!!!!


Are you saying being gay isn't worthy of being kick-ass?! I'm offended. *becomes Ansem*

[Shoden]

XD.

They should settle this over a game of russian roulette.

[Christmas]

http://www.gratuitouslylongdomainname.net/PhotoGallery/Ninja%20(Nunchaku).jpg

[KuRt]

pirate diesel.

[Slade]

Chuck Deisel the Ninja Pirate.

Chuck Norris (by a long shot) and Pirates (slightly ahead)

[War Angel]

Chuck Norris is like a ninja - skilled, sophisticated and deadly.

Vin Diesel is like a pirate - un-refined, brutal and ultimately quite popular, being one of the masses.

Over-all, Chuck beats Vin, and Ninjas beat pirates, since pirates are just your regular school bullies, 400 years ago, with funny hair-dos and wicked clothes. Oh, and ships. While Ninjas are supreme assassins and Chuck Norris is a PROFESSIONAL ass-kicker. Which beats 'OMG I R TEH ANGRY RAWR' any time.


Yus.

[nik0tine]

Dude, don't fuck with chuck.

[yingyang]

Vin Diesel and Pirates

Both are pretty sexy.. but with a sensitive side.

[Loony BoB]

They've all become nothing short of fashion, and I don't follow fashion.

Also.

[escobert]

Dude after I read this (http://www.pocketfives.com/9ED34909-BB42-4ECE-B9BE-19BEE31B265C.aspx) I'd say Chuck > all :D

[theundeadhero]

I fail to see how this solves anything once and for all.

[Psydekick]

Van diesel is cool;)

[Neco Arc]

hmm... who to choose?

http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/ff6/images/characters/shadow.gif or http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/ff5/classpics/Fsuppin.gif

or maybe even http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/ff5/classpics/Fninja.gif

[Madame Adequate]

pirates travel around on their pirate ships without any women, blatently homo's.

Women were quite common on Pirate ships, and were usually more dangerous than the men were. Some of the most feared pirates of the 16th and 17th century were ladies.

You seem to not be connecting the dots, people.

A) Pirates have ships (Noted by War Angel)
B) Ships are the awesomest of all sauces, even if they do take a long time to sail across Texas and half of Nevada. But hey! Vegas!
C) Ergo; Pirates the awesomesauce through mere association. Just by having ships they > Ninjas, who have little impressive and think their mystical musings make up for their lack of avarice and ostentatiousness.
D) Pirates are awesome in many, many ways.

[Rusty]

Ninja's and I have no idea who Chuck is, so I say Vin.

[Shlup]

I can't believe those are even questions. Clearly it's Chuck Norris and pirates. Any other answers are void on the grounds that they're stupid and wrong.

[Drift]

bunny ninja pirate!

[theundeadhero]

W! (http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy)

[boris no no]

HI FRUNK
*is late*

[TurkSlayer]

Captain Chuck.

[Maxico]

Pirates would destroy Ninjas.

Irate Pirates would destroy everything.

[Shin Gouken]

Are you saying being gay isn't worthy of being kick-ass?! I'm offended. *becomes Ansem*


i wonder if james bond would still be cool if there was a guy in a bikini in every movie instead of a girl!! :D

[Omnislash07]

Ninjas Penguins so own pirates as proven by this picture

[Rengori]

Vin Diesel the ninja
And pirates suck! FF1 proved it!

[Madame Adequate]

It took me a few hours to actually notice the obvious, so blinding was it.

Answer? Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde.

And pirates and ninjas will be answered when someone goes back in time and asks Oscar.

[escobert]

And pirates suck! FF1 proved it!
what!? please ban this member.

[Rengori]

what!? please ban this member.
They had 6 HP! My black mage was able to kill them in one hit with his reular attack!

[Orestes]

<p align=center>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/orestys/PDVD_088.jpg</p>

[Rye]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/orestys/PDVD_088.jpg

Win. xD

[Spammerman]

Ninjas http://www.jinx.com/images/products/513bgBlack-Salt.jpg

[Rengori]

Ninjas http://www.jinx.com/images/products/513bgBlack-Salt.jpg
You fool! They'll remember the "Pirates are cooler than Ninjas!" T-Shirt now!

[Spammerman]

if u didnt say anything they might not of.

[Dolentrean]

Ninjas worked in clans, were deadly, cold, smart, and powerful.

Pirats had masses, no morals, ate limes, and ate food in the dark so they didnt have to see what they were eating... Ninjas win!

And chuck fought with bruce lee in profesional matches, he lost, but he fought him!

[Anaisa]

Bruce is the best. Bruce is better than ninjas, pirates, Chuck, and Vin, all put together.

[Flamethrower]

I can tolerate people picking ninjas over pirates, even if it is clearly the wrong choice, but people picking Vin Diesel over Chuck Norris makes me sick to my stomach. :(


<p align=center>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/orestys/PDVD_088.jpg</p>

Haha, that was the only good scene of that entire movie. That and Ben Stiller's last line in the movie: "smurfin' Chuck Norris".

[theundeadhero]

And pirates suck! FF1 proved it!Ninjas suck! FFI proved it! Black Belts all the way.

[Rengori]

True, black belts are cooler than both Ninjas and Pirates.