Final Fantasy VII Battles!!!!!

[a nirvana fan]

Ok here's how it works, I'll start off with..

Tifa vs. Rude...

Then the next reply would be there choice so for example..

He/she chooses Tifa..

Then he/she would say Tifa vs. [whoever he/she likes] and so on

If you don't understand please ask me and i will explain it with more detail.:mog:

[Neco Arc]

rude.

rude vs cheese weapon

[ScottNUMBERS]

Rude is clever and looks up Masamune1600's strategy for cheese weapon, thus winning.

Rematch
Rude Vs. Tifa (I want some sexual innuendo this time)

[Lost Number]

Rude vs. Reno

[HowlingMonkey]

Battle ends up devolving into mad sexual frenzy. Both contestants disqualified.

New Battle: Sephiroth vs. Cloud's Pastrami Sandwich

[Neco Arc]

sandwich wins by default...

sandwich vs Mukki...

[HowlingMonkey]

Mukki is too much for puny sandwich.

Mukki vs. Cloud in Drag

[a nirvana fan]

Cloud in drag vs. Barret(come on! its easy who the winner is)

[ScottNUMBERS]

Battle ends up devolving into mad sexual frenzy. Both contestants disqualified.

[a nirvana fan]

O....k...

Start over...

Tifa vs. Yuffie

[HowlingMonkey]

You have no idea how much I want to just repeat that last answer :D

Yuffie wins by Super-Atomic Wedgie

Next Battle: Yuffie vs. Sephiroth's Hair Mousse (cleanses and moisturises!)

[a nirvana fan]

Yuffie vs. Cid

[Zeromus_X]

yuffie calmly walks by and steals everything cid has on him, bar his underpants.

yuffie vs. godo :cat:

[a nirvana fan]

Yuffie vs. Aeris

[HowlingMonkey]

I don't see how a corpse could put up much of a fight...

Yuffie vs. Rufus

[a nirvana fan]

Yuffie anyday...

Yuffie or ULTIMATE WEAPON!

[raskerino]

Perhaps as it was said in the first post people should pick before saying more people.

Ignoring the above part of my post and setting you off in an area that couldn't possibly fill with sexual innuendos:

Heidigger vs. Any underdressed person in FFX-2

[HowlingMonkey]

Heidiggar beats anyone who isn't carrying a cheese sandwich as bait. 'Nuff said.

Heidiggar vs. Scarlet's Cleavage

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Scarlets cleavage theirs so much
Scarlets cleavage vs. Tifas Cleavage:beer:

[Neco Arc]

boobies win by default...

anyways

palmer vs mukki...

[a nirvana fan]

*OFFICIALLY CHANGING THREAD*
OK I made this thread and now I'm changing it from "Final Fantasy VII Battles!!!" to "Final Fantasy Battles!!!" meaning you can choose ANY character you like from ANY Final Fantasy.

Palmer vs. Rinoa.

[HowlingMonkey]

Rinoa vs. Butz's Butt

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

ther is butt!? it wins :D

Butz's butt Vs. auron's butt :D

[a nirvana fan]

Auron's Butt vs. Rikku's toenail

[HowlingMonkey]

Why couldn't you have said Rikku's butt? Rikku has a nice butt. Ahem. Anyway...

Auron's Butt vs. Zidane's Tail

[a nirvana fan]

Zidane's Tail(he could whip aurons ass)

Zidane's Tail vs. Amarant Hair

[HowlingMonkey]

Dude, Amarant had the best hair.

Amarant's Afro vs. Amarant's Goatee

[a nirvana fan]

Amarants afro

Amarants afro vs. Clouds Buster Sword

[Neco Arc]

clouds buster sword...

clouds buster sword versus "Mr Thou"...

[a nirvana fan]

Clouds Buster Sword vs. Barret's ass.

[Neco Arc]

barret's ass vs. http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/NPCs/Empire/Kefka%20-%20Laugh.gif

[a nirvana fan]

Gotta be Barrets Ass

Barrets Ass vs. Tifa's boobs

[Randgris]

Her Breasts Rule!!

http://www.youtube.com/?v=581W7D432_g

Tifa's Boobs vs. Lulu's Boobs...

[a nirvana fan]

Urm LuLu's boob are pretty big

LuLu's Boobs vs. Wakka's Fringe

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

wakka's fringe. it's like a FIRE!!

wakka's fringe Vs. Tidus' "Meg Ryan" look

[a nirvana fan]

Wakka's Fringe

Wakka's "Fire" Fringe vs. Auron's Sword!

[HowlingMonkey]

Guys, it's called a quiff.

Wakka's Quiff vs. Cloud's Extra Hold Hair Gel

[a nirvana fan]

Cloud's Extra Hold Hair Gel

Cloud's Extra Hold Hair Gel vs. Cloud's Extra Sword Polish

[HowlingMonkey]

Cloud's Extra Sword Polish. I mean, have you seen the size of that sword? He probably has to order by the vat...

Cloud's Extra Sword Polish vs. The Meteor

[a nirvana fan]

Gotta be the polish

Clouds Extra Sword Polish vs. Tifa's Super Hair Straghtners.

[Randgris]

With a hair that long? :eek: gotta go with the straightener, I mean it'll take her hours just to put that damn straightener.

Tifa's Super Hair Straghtener vs. Tifa's Hot Oil Treatment

[a nirvana fan]

Still the straightners

Tifa's Super Hair Straightners vs. Red XIII Red Hair Dye

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Red XIII Hair Dye
Red XIII Hair Dye vs. Sephiroths Gray hair dye

[a nirvana fan]

Red XIII Hair Dye vs. Sephiroth's Morbid Face

[Randgris]

Both players disqualified due to certain events...

Anyway new battle...
FFVII girls threesome vs. FFVIII girls threesome vs. FFX-2 girls threesome... :love:

[boys from the dwarf]

FF8 threesome VS the shinyest sword on this game.

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

FF8 Threesome vs masumune sheath

[a nirvana fan]

FF8 Threesome vs. Knights Of The Round Table

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

FF8 threesome vs. Cloud in drag

[a nirvana fan]

Cloud In Drag vs. Tidus In Drag

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Tidus in drag? isnt that him normallly:chuckle:
Cloud in drag vs. Knights of the round in drag

[a nirvana fan]

KOTRT In Drag vs. Tifa Dressed Like A Man

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

KOTR IN DRAG VS. FF7 THREESOME (Aeris necrophilia):p

[a nirvana fan]

KOTR In Drag vs. Yuffie's Talking Socks

[Randgris]

KotR in Drag...


KoTR in drag vs. Barret in Drag
*note to self, Barret makes a robust woman

[a nirvana fan]

Barret In Drag

Barret In Drag vs. Blue Red XIII

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Blue Red XIII VS. Black Cloud

[a nirvana fan]

Black Cloud vs. Pink Cloud

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Pink Cloud vs. Aeris resserection rumor wooden chocobo

[Desert Wolf]

Wooden Chocobo Vs Yellow barret

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Yellow barret
Isnt that Homer Simpson
Yellow Barret vs Gay Sephiroth

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

yellow barret Vs. sexy scarlett (i.e regular scarlett :D)

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Sexy scarlet vs Tifa bikini clad
Special stipulation
bikini mud fight
loser is stripped and given to My sick mind:jokey:

[Desert Wolf]

very sick mind.

Sexy scarlet Vs Cloud bikini clad.

[Randgris]

Bikini clad CLoud

Cloud in Bikinis or Ruby in G-Strings...

[a nirvana fan]

Ruby In G-Strings vs. Ultima Weapon In Mini Skirt(although the skirt would be HUGE)

[Desert Wolf]

Ultima Weapon in mini skirt Vs EMerald weapon in moogle suit(Also huge)

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Emerald weapon in moogle suit vs. Hojo stripping

[a nirvana fan]

Emerald weapon in moogle vs. Official FF7 Battles pointless spam thread

[Desert Wolf]

Pointless thread Vs not pointless thread

[a nirvana fan]

not pointless thread vs. Cait Sith

[Desert Wolf]

not pointless thread:D vs Me

[FutureEmperor]

Not pointless thread vs playing FFVII

[Randgris]

Playing VII

PLaying VII vs. Yuna in bikini dresssphere

[kikimm]

Yeah, enough of this.