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Rydia of Mist
08-14-2001, 11:23 AM
*is escorted by her bodyguards*

*signs autographs*

Some Girl: "It's <I>RYDNEY SPEERZ!!!</I> *shriek*"

*goes up onstage*

*performs her big number,

<A HREF="http://pasalacqua.tripod.com/rydneyspeerz.zip"><FONT SIZE="+5">"Baby One More Time"</FONT></A>*

*crowd cheers*

<FONT SIZE="-4">(NOTE: This was recorded at 4:00-something in the morning. Forgive me! xD)</FONT>

Dew Drop
08-14-2001, 11:33 AM
<font color="pink">WOO! :whoa:
Yoop is real good!
*Becomes a RYDNEY SPEERZ fan*
Will yoop sign my t-shirt?

Rydia of Mist
08-14-2001, 11:37 AM
Ohhhh, of course!

*signs with a pink, sparkly paint marker*

Ta-da! *smiles with lots of teeth*

Cactuar2000
08-14-2001, 11:40 AM
HAHAHA!!

That's ace Mäjken.. xD

NeoEzekiel
08-14-2001, 11:47 AM
Kewl a celebrity!!

Will you sign somethin' for me!

Knox
08-14-2001, 12:38 PM
Hmph. :rolleyes2:

I know what kinda competition RYDNEY'S gonna provide. Not fair, I tell j00.

I mean, she can sing, but ah WONDER what the judges are gonna look for. ;)

But never fear, I have a quick solution!

*gets a pin* C'mere, Rydney. :joey:

Endless
08-14-2001, 12:48 PM
I quickly listened to it, and ...


Ryyydneeeyyyy!!!!
*wants an autograph on his shirt*

Daryl
08-14-2001, 12:56 PM
*fear*

Mäjken... Britney... Ryndney?! Oh, my...

I have yet to listen (as my computer is slow to download) but I'm sure the singing is great, even as I'm scared by hearing.. Rydney...

*becomes more of a Rydney fan than a CSB fan, but, secretly plots her own pop career*

RYDNEEEY! WE LOVE YOU! *swoon*

Bongo Monkey
08-14-2001, 12:58 PM
Rydney Spearz! Excellent. With a little persuasion, maybe we can put you in direct competition with Christina Akilera?

Dew Drop
08-14-2001, 03:00 PM
<font color="pink">OH! That'd be coolies!
*Runs around making peeps do everything she tells them to before wowing them with her wonderful singin*
Christina Akilera...I like it...and I can sing which is a bonus! Once I get my microphone hooked up I will warble down it for yoop!

Bongo Monkey
08-14-2001, 03:03 PM
If you're entering the full contest, you'll have to pull out of judging.

Dew Drop
08-14-2001, 03:12 PM
<font color="pink">If I get my mic working I might enter but unless I do I'm still a lil ol' judge! :)

Bong McMond
08-14-2001, 03:13 PM
Yep, you can't be judge and singer...

Backhanders accepted!!!! ;)

EDIT: Sorry I forgot to put. Rydia, that was pretty nifty... :D

Dew Drop
08-14-2001, 03:21 PM
<font color="pink">I'll just stick to my nifty judgeyness!

Pancaek
08-14-2001, 05:25 PM
*becomes Rydney fangirl* *shrieks* Rydney, you're so AMAZING! I want your autograph! *holds out Rydney T-shirt, CD, backpack and all other assorted Rydney paraphernalia*

Rinoa_VII
08-14-2001, 05:36 PM
OMG!!It's Rydney !!AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!*faints*

m4tt
08-14-2001, 05:38 PM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Tch, this is just wrong wrong wrong wrong! You'll never be as good as the CackStreet Boys!

(btw it is nice though Rydia :p )

musashius
08-14-2001, 05:39 PM
*ph34r*
Bah, IN SYNC** will r0x0rz all of your b0x0rz. EVEN YOURS, MÄJKEN... *escapes via broken window*

Ally
08-14-2001, 05:43 PM
*squeal*

Rydney, you're my hero! :D

*buys T-shirts, hats, beach towels, socks, and dolls and chews on some Rydney Speerz bubblegum*

Endless
08-14-2001, 05:46 PM
<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=120752#post120752">*points there*</a>

<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1408&goto=lastpost">*and there*</a>

Rydia of Mist
08-14-2001, 06:21 PM
Oo! Groupies! *giggle* Fun! *bounces...a <I>lot</I>*

This isn't the last you've heard of Rydney, either!

Cute&Dangerous
08-14-2001, 06:27 PM
^_^ That was great Rydia.
You acctualy sound like here there *heh*

Ashi
08-14-2001, 06:29 PM
<font color=FF99CC face=Tahoma>Whoo! :greenie:

Go Pop Queen! I need an autograph. ;)

*Hands t-shirt*

*Is a fan*

Drex
08-14-2001, 06:31 PM
Neato. The high notes are a bit loud, but that's about it.

How do you record so well with the background and everything? Every time I try to record to my computer, it doesn't end up balancing well. ><

Asorie
08-14-2001, 07:07 PM
xDDDDD

Rydia, that's great ^_^

*plots evilly* There's more than one pop princess on this planet, though >=]

musashius
08-14-2001, 07:41 PM
Mäjken made me turn off all the signatures.

Chaos
08-14-2001, 07:50 PM
Waa, I can't listen to it. It says the .zip file is corrupted. That's really unfair. I wanna here you warble poptastic style :(

Chaos

Zell's Fists of Fury
08-14-2001, 09:05 PM
*ahem*
Excuse me, Miss. Speerz.... my name is Johnny Spifferton. I come to you with a proposition.
*strieghtens tie*
I seem you are in need of a manager. I just happen to be one. With you voice and my extraordinary people skills we could go places, baby. To the moon even! Oh yea! Badda boom! So, heres my card...
*gives a cracker with words printed on it*
Call me, doll. We'll do lunch.
*forms a gun with fingers and fires with a clicking noise and a wink*
*Throws coat over sholder and walks... no.... STRUTS off*

Mikztsu
08-14-2001, 09:32 PM
I must admit that it was brilliant singing, Mykä.:)

If your .ZIP file is corrupted, it means that download didn't finish, Chaos and everyone who's experinced same problem. Download it again.

NeoEzekiel
08-14-2001, 09:47 PM
N SYNC RULZ!!!!! j/k:p

Dee
08-15-2001, 01:47 AM
O_O

*runs off from Britney impersonator*

Mahal Kita
08-15-2001, 02:57 AM
Can I have an autograph pweeeeezzz????????????????
:D
Now this is good!:D

Rydia of Mist
08-15-2001, 03:19 AM
*autographs a stack of pictures of herself in a swimsuit*

Here you all go!

*tosses them into the crowd*

I LOVE MY FANS!!

Mahal Kita
08-15-2001, 03:23 AM
This, was, just, touched, by, Rydney Speerz! OMG!

*screams deafeningly*

Rinoabella
08-15-2001, 03:51 AM
<font color=#FFCCFF>Wow, this sounds just like the song Hit me Baby One More Time except THIS female singer can sing!!! :)

Oh wait! That's Rydia!!! O_O

hee hee, I loved it Rydia, you're a great singer...waaaay better than I could ever do!

Loony BoB
08-15-2001, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by Rinoabella
<font color=#FFCCFF>hee hee, I loved it Rydia, you're a great singer...waaaay better than I could ever do! </font color>

Could do? You say it like you've never sung a Britney Spears song, Kelly.... *evilness* Now, there's an idea for the EoFF Records...

*prepares to get in twubble*

Zell's Fists of Fury
08-15-2001, 06:51 AM
Still waitn for your reply, babe. C'mon, you know you need me. Whos gonna book all you gigs? Huh? Your goldfish? That bum down the street? The big fancey hot-shot who is currently busy with other hip bands? I think not! You know I'm your only choice!

Rydia of Mist
08-15-2001, 06:53 AM
I don't know, Spiff... How much of a chunk of my money are you planning on taking? I need to see a contract, first!

Drex
08-15-2001, 06:56 AM
*ahem*

I'd still like to know how you record so well. :) I can't get the balance right when I try to record. :(

Frihet
08-15-2001, 07:03 AM
She has a $500 microphone. >=DD

*pokes Mäjken*

Beowulf
08-15-2001, 07:08 AM
w00t! Rydney Speerz!!! *drools* :P Nice singing as always Rydia. Or Rydney.

eestlinc
08-15-2001, 08:06 AM
Hmm, Brutwo is sensing some competition. I need to actually put something together. If I can get over to the electronic music lab I will make a Bruckner thingie.

Imagine: Cackstreet vs. Rydney vs. Brutwo

Endless
08-15-2001, 08:53 AM
Rydney!
Rydney!
Rydney!


*twacks Brutwo's fan with the Authentic Rydney Backpack (tm)*

Morticia
08-15-2001, 09:01 AM
*has all of the Rydney Speerz albums* I wanna be just like her!

Phoenix

Wyllius
08-15-2001, 10:22 AM
I must say I'm deeply, deeply disturbed by this.
However, if my Avatar and sig were different I could stand Proud in my disturbedness, never the less:
CACKSTRET OWN YOU.

Rydia of Mist
08-15-2001, 10:25 AM
Bring it on, Cackie boy!

And oh yeah... I think your jaw is <I>too big!</I>

*dances off*

*waves to more fans*

Bongo Monkey
08-15-2001, 10:25 AM
Rydney, don't trust Spiffy. He can't even land a spaceship properly.

Rydia of Mist
08-15-2001, 09:00 PM
Yeah, I'm wary about that Spiff guy. He seems pretty sketchy... Maybe I don't need a manager! I can handle this all <I>myself!</I> *giggles profusely*

"Oh, baby baby..." *dances*

Wyllius
08-15-2001, 10:17 PM
Bah, I'm heavily tempted to give you a good hard kick up the arse Ryd !
The Sig is Glorious, but I'm still Cackstreet.

m4tt
08-15-2001, 10:20 PM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Cackstreet FO-EVA!!!

Kawaii Ryûkishi
08-15-2001, 11:08 PM
*just tries to lie low until this whole thing blows over*

Endless
08-15-2001, 11:13 PM
Ryydnneeyyyyyy!!!!!


*kicks Cackstreet's arses away*

Britt
08-15-2001, 11:54 PM
Oh my God. Someone actually took a Britany Spears song and made it sound presentable! O_O

Alixsar
08-16-2001, 12:17 AM
When Rydia gave my that mp3 last night, she said that when I listened to it, I would be, at the least, disturbed.

She was right. :eek:

And all this Cackstreet business is kinda disturbing too....why back in my day....we had good music! And we had to walk to the forums, FIFTEEN miles! Up hill both ways! Darn kids with their rap music... *shakes his cane*

Zell's Fists of Fury
08-16-2001, 06:04 AM
Hey, you can trust me! An I nly charge 20% of all profit! ONLY 20%! Yea! Those fat-cat guys down the block in there fancy offices charge up to 48%! Its true! You know why I live in a one-bedroom apartment that smells like tuna and feet? Because Im so damn cheap! You cant go wrong! You and me together, well blow these Cackstreet Boys outta the water!!!
*winks*

SW_Frieza
08-16-2001, 11:38 AM
Fat guy singing.......Nuff said.

Ariel
08-16-2001, 12:41 PM
Heehee, that was great. *is torn between Rydney and CSB*

Endless
08-16-2001, 01:05 PM
Ariel, don't hesitate!
*offers you a collector t-shirt*



Go Rydney!

Ariel
08-16-2001, 03:15 PM
*sniffs*

I-I'm sorry. I had to choose....

*flees Rydney supporters*

Endless
08-16-2001, 03:22 PM
*raises fist*

Howie D.!
I know it's you!
How could you use Ariel's feelings like this!
How could you cheat like this!

Mikztsu
08-16-2001, 03:27 PM
I have no idea what are you talking about, Rydney's bitch. *_*

It's all Rydneys fault now that Ariel is crying!!! I'm glad she sided with us.

Bongo Monkey
08-16-2001, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
You know why I live in a one-bedroom apartment that smells like tuna and feet? Because Im so damn cheap!Or perhaps because everyone he manages flops, and he never makes any money. =P Besides, he's never around, always off saving the galaxy.

Mahal Kita
08-17-2001, 04:18 AM
Originally posted by Mikztsu

It's all Rydneys fault now that Ariel is crying!!! I'm glad she sided with us.

Oh, he's just jealous...

EDIT:Master Vivi, I think yoou could use s'more support.
*joins selling t-shirts and custom made autographs*:D

krissy
08-17-2001, 04:20 AM
I, actually blame BoB.
Cuz he didn't do anything bad.
Also, I suck, and need a reason to post here so as no tto be left out of the musical drama action.
Erm. Go Rydney! *cheerleader*

Ariel
08-17-2001, 10:47 AM
Howie can be very persuasive.

Not that he had anything to do with me changing my choice.

*sniffs and takes one last mournful look at the Rydney camp before leaving*

*reverts to raving CSB fangirl*

Rydia of Mist
08-17-2001, 03:58 PM
I won't stand for anyone sadly leaving my Fan Club!

Ariel, honey? What do you want more than <I>anything</I>??

krissy
08-17-2001, 04:12 PM
If I join your fanclub and boycott 'that other pop team'...will I get an additional side order of fries?

Endless
08-17-2001, 05:48 PM
Sure.

*gets some and gives a big additional side order of fries with a fresh drink*

krissy
08-17-2001, 05:53 PM
Ace.
*goes and kicks some store shelves with Cackstreet on them*

Ariel
08-18-2001, 10:27 AM
*giggles*

All I want is to join one of the fanclubs...

Linus
08-18-2001, 06:05 PM
**Evil Rival Mode**

RYDNEY IS UHH, UMM... DUMB!

<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/anime/bojackfx/logsong.wav">Click HERE for LSG's solo, "Log of my Life!"</a>

Selphie
08-19-2001, 06:15 AM
hey rydneey! CD ROM--> Cute&Dangerous Rydia of Mist---> the pop sensation team! how bout it u 2?

Zell's Fists of Fury
08-19-2001, 06:41 AM
What a smart idea! You sure are an intelligent girl, Gwen. Who on earth is your manager? Oh yes, Its Johnny Spifferton!
*struts*
Still waiting for your answer, Rydney. Perhaps you lost my card.
*scribbles something on a gum wrapper*
Here you go
*hands it to Rydney*