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Flying Mullet
01-05-2006, 09:20 PM
<i>*** Bert is now known as Chuck_Noris
* OptimusPrime high-fives Chuck Norris
&lt;OptimusPrime&gt; right on
&lt;OptimusPrime&gt; Optimus Prime and Chuck Norris as a crime figfhting duo would kick major ass
* Chuck_Noris high-fives Prime
&lt;Chuck_Noris&gt; yes!
&lt;OptimusPrime&gt; optimus would transform into the semi and chuck would ride inside
&lt;OptimusPrime&gt; and then they'd get to the crime and chuck would jump out of the door and kung-fu some dude in the head going 80 mph and optimus would jump into the air and transform and do five flips before landing on the ground and grabbing a car and throwing it into a gas station that's actually a meth lab and blowing it all up
&lt;Chuck_Noris&gt; I am so making a cartoon on this!
&lt;OptimusPrime&gt; it would rule
&lt;Chuck_Noris&gt; Of Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime saving th world form evil </i>

Wouldn't a cartoon with Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime as a crime fighting duo rock?

Primus Inter Pares
01-05-2006, 09:24 PM
No, no it wouldn't.

Lindy
01-05-2006, 09:25 PM
Are we talking Delta Force Chuck Norris or Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris?

Delta Force would be like, driving Optimus Prime out of planes mid-air to save the world from terrorists.

Infinite fun.

SammieBabe
01-05-2006, 09:26 PM
xD

That would so rock...

Flying Mullet
01-05-2006, 09:28 PM
Delta Force would be like, driving Optimus Prime out of planes mid-air to save the world from terrorists.
You just wrote our second episode!

escobert
01-05-2006, 10:14 PM
:D

Levian
01-05-2006, 10:15 PM
what's optimus prime?

Flying Mullet
01-05-2006, 10:18 PM
Excellent start to an excellent series. :thumb:

Lindy
01-05-2006, 10:33 PM
I vote against this series is a vote for communism.

I didn't die in two wars just for the reds to take over!

Shoden
01-05-2006, 10:53 PM
*assasinates Lindy*

That rocks, you need better images and more violence!

escobert
01-05-2006, 10:53 PM
latter tonight chapter two shall eb upon us!

Jebus
01-05-2006, 11:40 PM
...I love you.

edczxcvbnm
01-05-2006, 11:42 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Winter Nights
01-06-2006, 12:03 AM
I think I just creamed my pants.

Flying Mullet
01-06-2006, 12:04 AM
I should have a comic ready by tomorrow afternoon. Not enough time at the moment. :(

Rase
01-06-2006, 12:09 AM
I think the question is, could it possibly NOT rock?

That answer, my friends, is no.

Rye
01-06-2006, 12:31 AM
That's awesome. xD

I'm glad that someone linked Ultimate Showdown. The song for it is godly, Neil Cicierga (the guy who did the song) is amazing. *reads his LJ regularly*

Orestes
01-06-2006, 12:39 AM
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Captain Maxx Power
01-06-2006, 01:08 AM
Wouldn't a cartoon with Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime as a crime fighting duo rock?

Yes, yes it would. Without a doubt.

Slade
01-06-2006, 02:44 AM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
Damn. You beat me to it. I was going to post that.

DK
01-06-2006, 05:02 AM
Chuck Norris sucks.

escobert
01-06-2006, 05:08 AM
NO. That's it I now hate you!

nik0tine
01-06-2006, 05:13 AM
Chuck Norris sucks.
fuck you.

Raistlin
01-06-2006, 05:33 AM
Chuck Norris says "I am no match for any mere mortal" in the second-to-last frame. I think that's the opposite of what you were trying to say. :p

escobert
01-06-2006, 05:37 AM
Yes, I was actually in the middle of a fight with my mom while making the comic xD. She wasn't happy about me not listening and instead playign with pictures of Chuck Norris xD. Which just made things worse for me. Ha! look what I do for you EoFF look!

Rye
01-06-2006, 11:38 AM
Wasim Akram is crying bitter tears due to being upstage by Chuck Norris as the new EoFF fad. :p

escobert
01-06-2006, 11:41 AM
Chuck is much MUCH better.

Rye
01-06-2006, 11:42 AM
Chuck is much MUCH better.

Much much better. xD Wasim needs to use his nose get women happy, but Chuck just needs to point in their direction.

escobert
01-06-2006, 11:43 AM
xD

Flying Mullet
01-06-2006, 12:50 PM
Chuck Norris sucks.
You just earned yourself a cameo pal! :mad2:

nik0tine
01-06-2006, 01:43 PM
See, I told you. Chuck is a fad now, which gives me the opportunity to flaunt the fact that I was way ahead of the times. *flaunts*

Flying Mullet
01-06-2006, 01:52 PM
<table align="center"><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">Behind the Scenes<br/><i>Episode 1</i><br/><br/>Today we find our heros kicking back to some well-deserved barbeque.</td></tr><tr><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon1-1.jpg</td><td width="10">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon1-2.jpg</td></tr><tr><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon1-3.jpg</td><td width="10">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon1-4.jpg</td></tr></table>

DK
01-06-2006, 02:41 PM
Chuck Norris isn't even in the level below Wasim. :D

Edit: And he still sucks. :D

Edit2: And he's also German.

Edit3: Click here. (http://www.youtube.com/w/%5BCelebrity-Deathmatch%5D-Jean-Claude-Van-Damme-VS-Jackie-Chan?v=xR0CPFBl39U&search=Jackie%20Chan) Chuck Norris gets owned by Jean Claude Van Damme in one kick. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE FIGHT! CHUCK SUCKS!

Flying Mullet
01-06-2006, 03:34 PM
<table align="center"><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">Behind the Scenes<br/><i>Episode 2</i><br/><br/>Optimus has been given the honor of singing the national anthem at a baseball game.</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon2-1.jpg</td></tr><tr><td align="center" colspan="3">Chuck notices a communist not recognizing the glory of the fair maiden that is his nation!</td></tr><tr><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon2-2.jpg</td><td width="10">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon2-3.jpg</td></tr><tr><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon2-4.jpg</td><td width="10">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon2-5.jpg</td></tr></table>

Neco Arc
01-06-2006, 04:00 PM
*nosebleeds* from Chuck Prime/Optimus Norris...

Flying Mullet
01-06-2006, 05:37 PM
Edit3: Click here. (http://www.youtube.com/w/%5BCelebrity-Deathmatch%5D-Jean-Claude-Van-Damme-VS-Jackie-Chan?v=xR0CPFBl39U&search=Jackie%20Chan) Chuck Norris gets owned by Jean Claude Van Damme in one kick. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE FIGHT! CHUCK SUCKS!
Yeah, but that's MTV (which sucks) and Walker, Texas Ranger Chuck Norris (which sucks).

Zell's Fists of Fury
01-06-2006, 05:37 PM
He looks like Mark Hamill in the second panel of the baseball fight.

Flying Mullet
01-06-2006, 06:02 PM
<a href="http://roundhousetotheface.ytmnd.com/">More proof that Chuck Norris rules.</a>

escobert
01-06-2006, 09:21 PM
Chuck Norris isn't even in the level below Wasim. :D

Edit: And he still sucks. :D

Edit2: And he's also German.

Edit3: Click here. (http://www.youtube.com/w/%5BCelebrity-Deathmatch%5D-Jean-Claude-Van-Damme-VS-Jackie-Chan?v=xR0CPFBl39U&search=Jackie%20Chan) Chuck Norris gets owned by Jean Claude Van Damme in one kick. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE FIGHT! CHUCK SUCKS!
And too bad it's jackie chan :p

Epiphany
01-06-2006, 11:32 PM
<a href="http://roundhousetotheface.ytmnd.com/">More proof that Chuck Norris rules.</a>

Come again? (http://norrispaddle.ytmnd.com/)

escobert
01-06-2006, 11:54 PM
Have any of you ever seen such a manly man? I think not, and this is his story.

"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you . . ."

This mans careers has spanned from local doormat, and traveling salesman, to attempted ninja ass kicker. His newest calling employs the deep voice approach. But first before I become incoherent with rage, let me tell you a story. A story of a young man whom some would call a hero.

Born to a crazy virgin mountain lady, Chuck (as he was named for the motion his mother usually employed to kill him -> i.e. She would "chuck" him off the nearest cliff) was able to save an entire village of Pigmies right after his birth. These Pigmies were experiencing the coldest winter on record. And since these Pigmies did not keep records it must have been a cold one.

The people were freezing and complaining as Pigmies often do, about the food, the clothing they don't have, and the bitter cold. Chuck interrupted their complaining by crawling over and starting a fire. It wasn't unusual that a five-month-old baby was smarter than a whole village of adult Pigmies, but it was unusual that he started the fire with the hair on his chest. He just picked up two Pigmies and rubbed their skulls on his baby chest and they promptly underwent human combustion.

The Pigmies had a feast and fire that night; the daemons were kept at bay by a simple baby.


"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you . . ."



EDIT:http://www.gijoecanada.com/images/bellmore_chuck%20norris%20delta%20force%201.JPG
EDIT 2: xD omfg http://www.watchmeeatahotdog.com/diet.php

Squall-101
01-07-2006, 12:06 AM
I think it would be cool considering the fact it would be a crack up and all........i would actualy love it! :love:

escobert
01-07-2006, 02:35 AM
[21:33] * Chuck-the-mighty-Norris roundhouse kicks Dan
[21:33] * Kyono|Ashes feels nothing, for Chuck Norris is a weakling
[21:34] -Chuck-the-mighty-Norris- :(
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- Optimus Prime is totally carrying his sorry ass
[21:34] * Chuck-the-mighty-Norris pees on Dan
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- See, I told you
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- German
[21:34] -Chuck-the-mighty-Norris- xD

Primus Inter Pares
01-07-2006, 03:00 AM
Chuck Norris is just like o rly, only less intelligent and not as useful.

Flying Mullet
01-09-2006, 03:44 PM
<table align="center"><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">Behind the Scenes<br/><i>Episode 3</i><br/><br/>Chuck and Optimus are on vacation when disaster strikes!</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon3-1.jpg</td></tr><tr><td align="center" colspan="3">Flexing his abs, Chuck uses the resulting shockwaves to cause a rockslide that diverts the lava flow into the river.<br/>(Yeah, he's that awesome.)</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon3-2.jpg</td></tr><tr><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon3-3.jpg</td><td width="10">&nbsp;</td><td align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon3-4.jpg</td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" align="center">http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/cartoon3-5.jpg</td></tr></table>

Zell's Fists of Fury
01-09-2006, 07:32 PM
I believe that is the best one yet.