My dog's such a cute crabass

[crashNUMBERS]

Observe

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=7VXmZWqDFAo

p.S. This is actually my dog. No lie. I uploaded this at YouTube...

[Rye]

The title of this read disturbed me as I read it wrong for a second. After I read it correctly, I was still disturbed, but at a lesser level. :p

[Little Miss Awesome]

Why is it wearing a jumper? :p

[Miriel]

You don't deserve to have such a cute dog. Gimme.

[Psychotic]

Who is the woman that says "oh crab!" or whatever it was? She sounds HOT! :drool:

Is this supposed to be a re-enactment of life on the African plains? Because it's leopards that eat zebras, not the other way around.

[theundeadhero]

I was hoping it would end with the dog peeing on your bed.

[themagicroundabout]

What's a crabass? Is it like the ass of a crab?
Do crabs even have asses?
:confused:

Well done, my good man, you have managed to confuse me with just one word. Not a record for me, but a good attempt!

[Dreddz]

lol ( at the Doggy Jumper, nothing else, just the jumper )

[ffxfreak93]

lol!!crabass!!

[crashNUMBERS]

Who is the woman that says "oh crab!" or whatever it was? She sounds HOT! :drool:
That was me and I said "Oh crap!"...

[Luara]

xD it was u ? LOL ahahaha hot LOL

[escobert]

That's not a dog.

[crashNUMBERS]

That's not a dog.
YES HE IS!! >=( He's a yorkie!!

[Old Manus]

I like a grabass

[escobert]

YES HE IS!! >=( He's a yorkie!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/1/1b/Boxer.jpg these are dogs :p

[~SapphireStar~]

My dog's such a cute crabass
Normally its cutiepie or sweetie. That ones new ...

[Giga Guess]

People who dress dogs in jumpers should be disallowed from owning pets for life!


Still it's a cute li'l bugger.

[KentaRawr!]

Your dog is feasting on the jaguar. o.o

[crashNUMBERS]

Crab ass is a name I came up with. It's like calling someone an asshole. So I'm calling my dog a crab ass but at the same time I'm calling him cute. And crab ass is usually used for someone who won't do a thing or favor and is in a bad mood...

[Xaven]

Do you have a cold or something? You breathe really wierd and sniffle lots. :kaodrop:
As for your dog, mine's cuter. :p

[crashNUMBERS]

Yeah I did have a little cold but it was nothing extreme. Just little...

[Psychotic]

That was me and I said "Oh crap!"...Those were your silky tones drifting dreamily out of my speakers and booking me on a one-way flight to audio heaven?

Wow, my knees are weak and my heart is fluttering! :love:

[ScottNUMBERS]

Who is the woman that says "oh crab!" or whatever it was? She sounds HOT! :drool:


That was me and I said "Oh crap!"...
lol i knew crash was going to say that

[Spammerman]

You taped youre dog... attacking a stuffed jaguar...

[Shoden]

You have really crossed the sanity line Crash, what did that poor doggy ever do to get that punishment?

It sounded turned on by you!!

[Vyk]

And the point is...

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Cute dog.

[crashNUMBERS]

You taped youre dog... attacking a stuffed jaguar...
You... Fail... To.. See... How... This... Is.. A... Normal... Everyday... Thing...

[Soul of Tarsis]

OH SNAPPZ IT’S DOING STUFF!

[Giga Guess]

You... Fail... To.. See... How... This... Is.. A... Normal... Everyday... Thing...


That's nothing...I have a kitten that has a hate on for the carpet....and a box....and the silica crystals in her litter box.....and the blinds.....okay, pretty much anything that moves, could move, or even looks at her wrong.

[crashNUMBERS]

XD Wow, You're kitten is wild!! =P

[Giga Guess]

Her name's Bailey and she's cuuuute....for a psychotic sociopath...:p

[crashNUMBERS]

Have a digital camera?? If so, do the same thing I did and record her...

[Giga Guess]

I may have to.

[crashNUMBERS]

Do it, do it!!~

It's gonna be cool!!

[Rengori]

Your dog was feasting on a jaguar? What the hell was a jaguar doing there?!?

P.S. Hehe. You should see how many profanities I shout while playing Advance Wars...

[Christmas]

Crash had such a cute voice.

[crashNUMBERS]

Crash had such a cute voice.
Thanks. My bro once told me that the voice you hear yourself showing is not your actual voice. That is because the air and all coming in and out of your head holes, such as mouth, ears, and such. But if you record your voice then listen to it that's your real voice. The way I hear my voice is a little wimpy but from the video I have a normal 12 year old voice.

Ren, LOL

[Rengori]

The way I hear my voice is a little wimpy but from the video I have a normal 12 year old voice.
You mean wimpy?
Just kidding, it's not entirely wimpy, it'd have to be sterotypical-nerd voice for me to think it's wimpy.

[nik0tine]

The fuck is a crabass?


The way I hear my voice is a little wimpy but from the video I have a normal 12 year old voice.So in other words, a wimpy voice? :confused:

[crashNUMBERS]

The smurf is a crabass?
So in other words, a wimpy voice? :confused:
No, because I don't hear my voice the same you guys hear mine. Read my earlier posts to understand. And I think on the first page I explained what a crab ass is...

[SummonerYuna]

Oh what a cute dog!!! Its sooo small!!!:D

[crashNUMBERS]

Lol, thank you!! :D

[a tree disguised as a cow]

Oh. My. God. I've just realised; my dog is naked! I better go buy him some threads.

[Markus. D]

if i listen to my voice it sounds crap.


kwoot dog.

[crashNUMBERS]

Here's another video. Just a good walk with my dog outside. This was made because of a suggestion by Summoner Yuna through a PM. This could be like a whole little series of me and my dog, lol...

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=-x3sPXcLNNI

[SummonerYuna]

HOW CUTE!!!!:D

[Zeldy]

You live in America? It just.. looks so.. american? You have a girly voice xDD

[Markus. D]

wow, I kinda feel empty now after that.

its so kwoot and all, now my life sucks because it doesnt have Crash's dog.

[Giga Guess]

...Or a schitzophrenic cat?

[crashNUMBERS]

You live in America? It just.. looks so.. american? You have a girly voice xDD
XD And I suppose you have a manly voice??

[Rengori]

Coincidntly, now that I can see the dog clearly, it looks a lot like my dog.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Aww such a cute dog :D

[Giga Guess]

Aaaand my cat as promised.

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=HlyuiFAptUs

[Neco Arc]

crab crossed together with donkey = crab ass...

[crashNUMBERS]

Lol, you should make your cat do dumb things like my first video wit' my dog. Like give him something he detests...

[Neco Arc]

cats & grass = cat with toothpick
cats & chilli peppers = cat with drool
cats & alcohol = sleepy cat....

[Giga Guess]

Lol, you should make your cat do dumb things like my first video wit' my dog. Like give him something he detests...


If I had my wits about me, I'd'a had Glenn recording her and Mouse playing with the toy...I had 'em ripping around but good.



Oh and for the record, she got into the box on her own accord.

[crashNUMBERS]

XD LOL That scores extra point!! And what did you say at the end of the video?? She deserves more respect or something like that...

[Shlup]

Take the freaking clothes off the dog.

[crashNUMBERS]

Tell that to my sister. She get's him all this crap...

[Giga Guess]

XD LOL That scores extra point!! And what did you say at the end of the video?? She deserves more respect or something like that...


We were trying to get a light on, cuz she looked like she was lining up to attack the carpet....I think I mumbled something like "Well that didn't do any good."

[crashNUMBERS]

Replay it XD At the end. What did you say?

[Shlup]

Tell that to my sister. She get's him all this crap...
Okay, relay this message to your sister: Putting clothes on dogs is mean. Take the freaking clothes off the dog.

[Rengori]

'Specially since the dog looks like a really stupid with the clothes on.

[blackmage_nuke]

unless the dog is cold, its a bit mean, but for all we know it couldve been freezing there
ps. your dog is cute

[Giga Guess]

Replay it XD At the end. What did you say?


And I quote "Mebbe get some light on her."

[crashNUMBERS]

How is it mean!!?? My dog doesn't mind and yes, it is a little chilly down here...

[Shlup]

It's mean 'cause then they look stupid and other dogs make fun of them.

[Giga Guess]

Well that thing's coyote bait anyways....:razz:

[crashNUMBERS]

XD My dog's cuter then you!! Wait. No nevermind. But he's still cute, shlup!!

[Giga Guess]

:p Still coyote bait.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Lol when i first read the title i was so confused xD

[Leeza]

Your camera movements make me nauseous.
You've got my duvet.
The dog is very cute. :)
Smart cat. :cat:

[crashNUMBERS]

Duvet?

[Leeza]

Yes. You know, that white thing with the lace that covers the comforter for your bed? I have one just like it. :cat:

Of course, somehow I doubt that that is your bed. :)

[crashNUMBERS]

Yeah, that was actually my moms bed. I love playing with my dog on it. My dog sleeps there sometimes but he also sleeps with me.

[Giga Guess]

Your camera movements make me nauseous.
You've got my duvet.
The dog is very cute. :)
Smart cat. :cat:


She is, really. Kind of crazy too, but she's a kitten still, so...