Racism

[theundeadhero]

I can't believe this. http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/kao/kaofight.gif has the only black smiley on the forums and it's getting beat up by the, uhhh... pink guy!

[escobert]

xD ha!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Frylock's black.

:frylock:

He <i>sounds</i> black.

[escobert]

Haven't you seen the commercial? Shakes the black one :rolleyes2

[theundeadhero]

I forgot about :chef: too. What I dope I am. Fight back creampuff!

[Levian]

This guy could've been black. :skull:

[Cz]

That's because we're a nerd forum, and white is the nerdiest skin-colour. :p

[rubah]

:elk: is a black guy with antlers, but :moose: is a real moose.

[Rye]

That's because we're a nerd forum, and white is the nerdiest skin-colour. :p

xD Too true.

[Primus Inter Pares]

The plot deepens, can the Shinra get out of these serious accusations!?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Sean Robinson doesn't care about black people.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Not only that, but there are no female administrators.

[Old Manus]

Pip is angling for a job I see

[Lost Number]

Also purple is very under represented.

[rubah]

<img src="http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/snowykitty.gif">

[Primus Inter Pares]

And what about Mo Nercy?

[crashNUMBERS]

I can't believe this. http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/kao/kaofight.gif has the only black smiley on the forums and it's getting beat up by the, uhhh... pink guy!
You think that's racist?? Play Street Fighter Anniversary for the PS2 and look at the intro to it...

And Kishi, you're right. He does sound black...

[escobert]

No he really doesn't. I mean they way he speaks sort of yes but, he tone of voice in not black.

[crashNUMBERS]

No I mean his tone...

[rubah]

I thought it was obvious frylock was black.

[escobert]

:(

[Flamethrower]

I'm pretty sure that boxes of french fries don't have seperate races. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[Shoeberto]

You people obviously need to stop not watching ATHF and start watching ATHF so we don't get into debates over obvious references.

[nik0tine]

We need a black exclusive smilie. You know, a smilie for them, by them, that only they can use. :black:

[Psychotic]

:chef: Oh, you got him.

The staff are racist because there are no Europeans on staff. I am going to declare war on the staff for the honour of my continent!

EDIT: AFRICA TOO.
EDIT2: Oh, and if South America, Asia and Antarctica want me to start some <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">, just gimme a call, guys.

[rubah]

I think I've got some european in me!

[Psychotic]

If you don't, would you like some? :jokey:

(if you would, ask Denmark. Hoho!)

[eestlinc]

we used to have Raf.

[Psychotic]

And Xander. But they're too European for your elitist zionist fascist club, aren't they?

[Leeza]

If I weren't Canadian I'd be European. Is Russia is Europe? Guess not. Well, nevermind then. :cat:

[Shlup]

Russia is in Asia. Therefore, Leeza is Asian. Or azn, if she prefers.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I remember Mandee used to use an emoticon we had that was actually legitimately racist.

[Primus Inter Pares]

You see, this is what's wrong about the mix of communism and crypto-facist oppression present at EoFF, there is no equal representation of anything, not only are there no girls on the boards, but I'm pretty sure the top 100 posters are just three people's different double accounts. Not only that but the creator of the board may very well not even be human, and we all know what Kishi is (well, we hope we're not right but you know...). Then we have Loony BoB, a New Zealander, now most people think that it's the welsh that shag sheep! But back in Australia it's always been the New Zealanders, now this reafirms the supsicion that Sheep are infact the animal worshipped at EoFF as the reincarnation of Satan.

Not only that but you're all racist as well, I have never seen such abuse of smurfs before in my life! I mean seriously, how can you degrade them so, and let me not start on Hippo's they have been so misrepresented here that it disgusts me. And then we have the fish, oh how they suffer under Leeza's horde of cats, when will the fish get a break? WHEN!?

We must know this soon, or EoFF is clearly on it's way to another revolution, where we must all fight for the rights of Fish, Smurfs and Hippo's. Also, the worshipping of the Sheep as the reincarnation of Satan degrades the cattle, and other livestock, this great unbalance of power in the animal kingdom is going to spill over into some cosmic dimention of destruction ending in the untimely death of some random newbie no one has ever heard of (Old Manus). Bull represent yo!

[Psychotic]

That bowing Chinese guy?

I miss him.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I don't.

The code for the emoticon was even :jap:. Jeez!

[Del Murder]

That'sa spicy meatballa!

[Miriel]

That's racist!

[Yamaneko]

The Hispanic population will never really be represented as long as BOU isn't on staff.

[Shlup]

I found :jap: to be very useful, and haven't felt able to properly express myself around here since it's been taken from me.

[Del Murder]

Mission accomplished, then.

[Psychotic]

Please remove Fluffy Puff next. Maybe we can drive her away for good!

[eestlinc]

All of Russia west of the Ural mountains is in Europe, so unless Leeza is from Novosibirsk then she counts as European.

[Agent Proto]

I used to be in staff, and I'm part asian. Damn you for ditching me! *shakes fist*

[crono_logical]

I guess I'm no longer european nor of asian descent :p

[Yamaneko]

You have the robot demographic covered.

[Psychotic]

You have the robot demographic covered.And all robots are Japanese, so therefore cl_out is not European.

(and the cookie monster is American)

[Miriel]

I think Psy is trying to hint (and not very subtly) that he wants his Cid's Knight rank back.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Cookie Monster was actually a French invention. He was originally Cookies and Milk Monster (<i>Biscuits et Lait Monstre</i>), and while gulping down his milk he would sing the praises of Louis Pasteur. When he was Americanized, the Pasteur references lost their poingnance, and so this aspect of his character and name were dropped.

[eestlinc]

:moose:

Psy says the UK isn't part of Europe anyway.

[Miriel]

I think Psy should be a Cid's Angel. :greenie:

[eestlinc]

we know what you think, smithers.

[Miriel]

You've been waiting to use that one, haven't you?

[rubah]

Cookie Monster was actually a French invention. He was originally Cookies and Milk Monster (<i>Biscuits et Lait Monstre</i>), and while gulping down his milk he would sing the praises of Louis Pasteur. When he was Americanized, the Pasteur references lost their poingnance, and so this aspect of his character and name were dropped.
Doesn't the noun come first, in french? Monstre du Biscuits et Lait?

[Psychotic]

Oh god yes, please Knight me again. I'm so very, very desperate to keep my access to that sweetest of sweets, the porn forum.

(i'm hinting that you mod Old Manus, geez)

And while I think the UK is part of Europe, I'd prefer it if we moved to North America.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Doesn't the noun come first, in french? Monstre du Biscuits et Lait?I don't know where you learned French, but I have never heard of such a thing.

[rubah]

I learned redneck french in Arkansas :(

[Shlup]

Please remove Fluffy Puff next. Maybe we can drive her away for good!
I knew that was the plan! Damn you all! Fluffy Puff is all I have left to live for... *sniff*

[Hawkeye]

Mission accomplished, then.
fuck you! :nonono:

We hispanics will RULE

[Del Murder]

Fine by me, I love tacos.

In conclusion, affirmative action has no place when it comes to smileys.