What if...

[themagicroundabout]

What if Zidane was gay? Do you think it would affect the storyline in any way?
Discuss.

[Soul of Tarsis]

Is there an actual purpose to this thread, or is it just an excuse to make Kuja jokes?

[themagicroundabout]

Oh, Kuja you say? :aimblush:

[marc]

They would would have to make Garnet a guy, but, that could make things interesting.
and fun
for all.
But than again I don't think the whole gay + perv thing wud appeal to as many people.
Just imagine him groping a guy and then saying ''ooh soft''.

[Lord_BeTzE]

The first time I played FFIX, I thought it. I would like that Yitan was gay... I would be fun. He could love Steiner xDDDD And... Yes. That affect the game... Overcoat the end

[themagicroundabout]

You have expressed in a single post that which would have taken me several days to compose. :)

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

If Zidane was gay, that would throw off his entire personality. In the game he is biggest flirt and that caused conflict between him and Garnet. things would have been way different. and that wouldn't be really apealing to the ppl who buy it, that's what I think.

[Mirage]

He would either hit on Kuja for bishiness, or Amarant for machoness.

[Setzer Gabianni]

Well obviously. There'd probably be a lot of anti-homosexual remarks. It'd be interesting to see a homosexual character in a game, purely to see how he is treat.

[Suikojowy]

HE CUD BE GHEY WID KUJA AND WHERE THONGS!1Ll!1MAOFMAO!!!!


It wouldn't matter much. He'd just hit on boys instead of girls and would possibly have Steiner as a love interest.

Now there's something I wouldn't mind seeing.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Don't even suggest that! :barf:

[Old Manus]

Zidane isn't gay?

[Paninipower123]

If Zidane was gay then we would see Quina running over to Zidane in the ending FMV.

[mooglebunni608]

If zidane was gay they could simply tell you in the end tha dagger was a guy in disguise......

[marc]

Well obviously. There'd probably be a lot of anti-homosexual remarks. It'd be interesting to see a homosexual character in a game, purely to see how he is treat.

one word,
Kuja

[mooglebunni608]

but isn't kuja zidanes big brother?
that woul be really wrong....

[auhin]

Zidane is straight. Period. If you're looking for a gay character, look no farther than Kuja. XD

[Noj_R]

This is kinda lame...

I think Kuja cross dresses because he is a neutral gender, you know, cause hes a genome...

just a thought...;)

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

I've stated in the "What makes Kuja sooooo cool" thread that Kuja is not gay. He's metrosexual.

[Reles]

Of course it'd affect the storyline, how wouldn't it >.> the storyline has a lot to do with love in a way, with the whole trying to hook up Dagger and Zidane. And I couldn't see him gay, for shame.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Amen to that!

[Mitch]

if Zidane was gay themagicroundabout would play the game more often?




probarbly not but yeah i feel mean now please forgive me

[marc]

I think it would be better if we decided what it wud be like if Steiner was gay.
He's so macho and all, oooh he makes me melt inside...

[Anaisa]

Steiner's not macho, the guy wears eyeliner.

[marc]

real men wear eyeliner,
in some of the amano ff9 drawings Zidane is wearing black lipstick and eyeliner.
anywhoo Steiner wud terminate you, like in an Anorld schaweakafndfuns way u cud not imagine

[Anaisa]

real men wear eyeliner,
in some of the amano ff9 drawings Zidane is wearing black lipstick and eyeliner.
anywhoo Steiner wud terminate you, like in an Anorld schaweakafndfuns way u cud not imagine
Real men do not wear eyeliner. Steiner could not terminate me, id impale that pansy on a large eye pencil.

[marc]

Real men do not wear eyeliner. Steiner could not terminate me, id impale that pansy on a large eye pencil.

I'd like to see you say that to his computor animated face.

[auhin]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey! No Steiner bashing in front of me!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

gays! j/k:lol:

[boys from the dwarf]

no. just no.

[Mirage]

I've stated in the "What makes Kuja sooooo cool" thread that Kuja is not gay. He's metrosexual.
METROSEXUAL = HOMOSEXUAL!!!1

[YTDN]

Kuja is a Transvestite, Steiner is a girly man, and zidane is a lady-killer.

hope that clears it all up.

[Christmas]

zidane is a lady-killer.


Zidane kill ladies cause he want all the men to himself.

[Noj_R]

Steiner's not macho, the guy wears eyeliner.

All your favorite bands wear eyeliner. :eek: Guess they are girly too...

Steiner was hilarious, and yes he can kick major ass.

[YTDN]

Zidane kill ladies cause he want all the men to himself.

I never ealised that... :p

[Anaisa]

All your favorite bands wear eyeliner. :eek: Guess they are girly too...

Steiner was hilarious, and yes he can kick major ass.
How do you know all my favourite bands wear eyeliner?...... I don't know how many bands or how many members of how many bands, have worn eyeliner. But when most of the music I listen to was made, it was normal for men in music to wear make-up. But Steiner is a knight, a musician putting on a stage show wearing eyeliner is one thing, but being a knight and wearing eyeliner is quite another, particularly when you take yourself so seriously.

[themagicroundabout]

He has to make himself look presentable!

[Anaisa]

Then thats what he should do! If Steiner had lip's, I wonder if he'd wear lipstick?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

METROSEXUAL = HOMOSEXUAL!!!1
no! u probably don't even know what it means! metrosexuals are straight but act gay(want to look really nice, apply make up, cross dress, but they only hit on the opposite sex).

[Noj_R]

Come to think of it...

There are a lot of gender confused people in FF9. Steiner appears to wear makeup, Kuja wears a thong, Quina is...well... no one knows for sure.

Actually Steiner is probably wearing that stuff um, that football players wear, it makes the sun not reflect or somethin...Cant think of the name. But, since Steiner is kind of clumsy. he accidentally gets it in his eyes.

Make sense?

[RaidenWeb17]

Yeah I still call that gay

EDIT: Noj_R beat me to it.