Why We Love the French Thread!

[Chris]

#1: The language is beautiful and so romantic.

#2: The atmosphere is startling, but so beautiful.

#3: The food is outstanding.

#4: The guys & girls are cute.

#5: Paris is heaven on earth.

So, why do you love the French?

[Hawkeye]

We mind as well have a why we love Mexicans thread as well, but then it would become an instant spam fest on why they are smelly.

You racist bastards.

[Miriel]

Um.

Well, Michael Vartan is French. And I love him cause he's so pretty. So, I love French prettiness?

[Chris]

Oh yeah, the first to spam gets banned. :mad2:

[Kamiko]

I enjoy the language.
And it's easy and gets me a good grade in foreign langauges.
And the people are interesting aussi!

[~SapphireStar~]

French fries, chocolate crossiants, french wine and La Haine :D

The language is beautiful and so romantic.
I agree, it is beautiful and interesting to listen to, but after watching La Haine, romantic is far from my mind!

[Shoden]

*ribbit ribbit, ribbit* *hops*

They make good food and they sound funny.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

La langue français être une la langue que je ne suis pas comfortable d'écrire ou parler dans. Quand même j'appreci que mes parents m'a forcé dedans.

[Rengori]

La langue français être une la langue que je ne suis pas comfortable d'écrire ou parler dans. Quand même j'appreci que mes parents m'a forcé dedans.
Um... What?

They had Napoleon!

[Shoden]

Napolean was a midget who liked ballet and war!
I don't like french so much, the language sucks but I have no choice but to learn it and the only good thing about the french is the girls are hotter than a bunsen burner on full throttle. The other good thing is the Louvre

[SoulTaker*]

I keep my freedom fries thank you very much.


only good thing about the french is the girls are hotter than a bunsen burner on full throttle.
mmmm, french girls.:drool:

[boris no no]

I dislike france, not because i'm British :P but because they're just like this country....but eat frogs and onions

plus i hated french lessons at school

[Faris]

Je n'aime pas cet langue. C'est trés difficle. La plus difficle sont tous les accents, tous les -- fuck that, french sucks, I hope it dies, because all the rules and acceptions nearly made my brain explode. That's why I don't take it anymore. I hope it gets eaten by a toad.

I don't love french :D

[The Mighty Sabotender]

I love them for their military victories (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html).

[Shlup]

I hear they smell.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

French toast.

[NeoCracker]

I love them for their military victories (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html).

Can't help but agree

[My name is...something..?]

I'm not really into France at all.

Though, they have good cathedrals.
Yeah, that's pretty much the only thing that
comes to mind when i think France.

[SoulTaker*]

I love them for their military victories (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html).
Dude that is by far the funniest damn thing I have ever read on this site.:lol: To bad it is basically all true and the dude that made this prank is Canadian,

[Shaun]

#5: Paris is heaven on earth.

Now THAT, I agree with.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Because French guys are SOO cute... and the language is so cool

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I hate the French!

[Loony BoB]

Their language is only awesome when spoken with a nice voice. I've never experienced the atmosphere. Some of their food is nice, some of it is not. Some of the girls are cute, some of them are not. I've never been to Paris, but I've had mixed reviews on how 'Heavenly' it might be. The French smoke an awful lot, and smoking is something I find far from Heavenly - but again, I've never been to France. Maybe I'm wrong.

I never really took favour to any race in particular.

Master Vivi is cool, though. I wouldn't mind going to France to see what it's like, although I'd probably prefer the Mediterranean areas to Paris.

[escobert]

I love them for their military victories (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html).
I've been to France. It was nice but, besides being older and a different language not much different from the US. Personally there are much more beutiful countrys *switzerland*

[Discord]

Heh, well:

Food
People (sometimes:))
Cote d'Azure (holidays:D)
etc.

[Rydia of Mist]

Why I like the French:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/LawnFlamingo/Thy/15.jpg

Predictable, no? :D

[Dreddz]

They are part of the EU

[smittenkitten]

Because the have a hot french ski champion! <3 :D

[Endless]

I hear they smell.

I hear <i>you</i> smell. &lt;3

And Doofhull, yes, that was predictable. :3

[Zeldy]

Bloody french. I hate the damn language. Im awful at it, and I have a test on it tomorrow. I have to say a Holiday in the past and future tense to be graded as a Mock Key Stage 3 Exam. I can't remember a single bloody word!

[Reles]

Pshhh they don't smell anymore. They're up-to-date on their hygiene. They shower just as much as we do and they use deodorant now, so their pits smell nice now. :P Just back then they didn't really seem to smell good.

Anyway, I like their language, I think it's pretty, and the scenery of course. I get to go there this summer. ^.^ Oh, and I like saying dirty things in French.

[Jebus]

Well, French is based off of Latin, so it can't be all that bad.

Plus French desserts are amazing. <3

[nik0tine]

I prefer Freedom, myself.

[Endless]

Bloody french. I hate the damn language. Im awful at it, and I have a test on it tomorrow. I have to say a Holiday in the past and future tense to be graded as a Mock Key Stage 3 Exam. I can't remember a single bloody word!

C'est pourtant simple. Parler de vacances passées ou futures, c'est un jeu d'enfant. :3

And now, some cheering from the French guards for your test:

http://lopez.famille.free.fr/images/08-french-guard.jpg

[Zeldy]

C'est pourtant simple. Parler de vacances pass&#233;es ou futures, c'est un jeu d'enfant. :3

And now, some cheering from the French guards for your test:

http://lopez.famille.free.fr/images/08-french-guard.jpg
You said something about it being simple.. ITS NOT FOR INFANTS.

Its really hard :( I don't exactly wan't to go to France any day soon anyway! Im ditching it next year ^_^ I ain't doing it for GCSE no bloody way.

[Doomie]

I am sorry to say that I disagree with everything you[ve said thus far, and here's why:

#1: The language is beautiful and so romantic.

I have spent my entire life trying to master the language. I am far from it. This is quite possibly the most annoying language when it comes to slang. Believe me, it is far from beautiful.

#2: The atmosphere is startling, but so beautiful.

Atmosphere of...France? It has its slums like all other places.

#3: The food is outstanding.

French food as in...french fries? xD Actually, french fries weren't invented in France. They came much later. Besides, it is a well known fact that greece, Japan, and Italy have the best food.

#4: The guys & girls are cute.

The guys are smelly and the girls are hairy. Well, some are. But every nation has this type of people. Just like every nation has their own adaptations of the smelly guy and hairy girl.

#5: Paris is heaven on earth.

So are many other places I'd like to visit. Paris is in pretty bad shape now. Not to mention acid rain is eating at the tower. It has its faults like any other place, but I don't think that city is beautiful. It may be due to different opinions, but I much prefer the gloomy rain of London than France.

[Dreddz]

I hear they smell.
You heard right.

[Omnislash07]

Why do I like the French...oh I know if the Germans decide that 3rd times a charm and start WW3 we will have a 2 week noticed. That is how long France fought in WW2 before getting comepletly conquered right?

[DarkLadyNyara]

They pissed off every right-wing nutjob in the country. I worship them for that. :D

[DMKA]

I can't think of anything in particular I like about them more than other countries other than the accent they have when they speak English and that lol republicans seem to think they're evil.

But it's not like I dislike them or any other country. Disliking entire countries is retarded.

[nik0tine]

Why do I like the French...oh I know if the Germans decide that 3rd times a charm and start WW3 we will have a 2 week noticed. That is how long France fought in WW2 before getting comepletly conquered right?
3rd times a charm? It's funny how everybody thinks that the germans started WW1.

[DMKA]

It's funny how everybody thinks that the germans started WW1.
They do? lololololol.

[Spiffing Cheese]

We love the French? Okay then. :D

I love the language, and I liked the place enough when I went. Paris was beautiful.


http://lopez.famille.free.fr/images/08-french-guard.jpg

You win. :)

[Raistlin]

Paris is a dump. I hate cities in general, but Paris was the worst city I've ever been in. So dirty (I thought east coast American cities were bad).

The rest of France was nice, though. Just not Paris. And I will never understand the idea of plain cheese as a dessert.

[Omnislash07]

It's funny how everybody thinks that the germans started WW1.

No Austria started WW1 but without Germany Austria wasnt anything. Germany may not have started it but without their support Austria wouldnt have started the war in the first place.