Missin' Mitch

[Caspian]

I think he's just a blurry monster.

It's not the photographer's fault.

http://www.beckjord.com/bigfoot/pf350shr.jpg

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

WHY TO STEAL A MITCH HEDBERG ROUTINE I HATE YOU NOW THANKS BYE

http://www.grantmartin.net/photos/mitch.jpg

[Shlup]

R.I.P. Mitch as well as Caspian's coolness

Ooooh naners.

[Upriser Spearmint!]

He looks a bit like a Spanish grandmother.

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Uh....is there a point to this...?

[DK]

http://www.g-bound.net/content/infos/game/img/fahrzeuge/bigfoot.jpg

[Caspian]

WHY TO STEAL A MITCH HEDBERG ROUTINE I HATE YOU NOW THANKS BYE


Also, you should never wave at people on the street, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're being cocky.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

This thread is now about how much we miss Mitch Hedberg.

[Shaun]

I have no idea who this Mitch is, but I'll just play along and stroke my chin.

[Old Manus]

Normally I would make some in-joke comment here, but this only works when I know what I am talking about

[Jebus]

I wanted this candy bar in a vending machine and it was at location 'HH', so I went to the side and pressed 'H' twice. Fuckin' potato chips came out, 'cause they had an 'HH' button, for Chrissake, I mean, you need to let me know! I am not familiar with the system of 'HH!' I did not learn my 'AA BB CC's. God god dammit dammit!

Man, why is it always the talented ones that die young. :{

[Lindy]

I saw a wino; he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude -- you have to wait!"

[SammieBabe]

In England, they don't have Smokey the Bear, they have Smackey the Frog...:D
Still my favorite... I actually saw him with Stephen Lynch last December when they were on tour...

[Caspian]

On a stop light, green means go, yellow means slow down.

On a banana, it's the opposite. Yellow means go ahead, green means wait a while, and red means... where the smurf did you get that banana at?

[Mitch]

.................................... :confused:

[escobert]

:D

[Shlup]

I find that a duck's opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I'd say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" When I think of a duck's friends, I think of other ducks. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.

[Raistlin]

I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.

[escobert]

Oh but, wasn't it oh so cool?

[Miriel]

I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.
I was on top of a human pyramid before. It was rad.

[Caspian]

I used to do drugs.

I still do drugs, but I used to too.

[escobert]

Cool. I like UFOs they make me happy inside.

[The Mighty Sabotender]

I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again," because apparently they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me--"C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait--Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."


I miss Mitch Hedberg :cry:

[herbie08]

it said that you could buy it with 4 easy payments. I wanna see something that's paid for in three easy payments, and then one really fucking complicated one! We're not gonna tell you which one it is, but the mail-man will be shot, the envelope will not be sealed, and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination! The last payment must be made in wampum! Good luck, fucker!

[SammieBabe]

Its like pancakes.. At first they're really good.. But by the last one, you're just sick of 'em!...

[Caspian]

I really wanted a parrot, so I bought a tape recorder instead.

[Venom]

Sometimes I drink Jack Daniels until I cant see.

[Giga Guess]

O_O


*walks away slowly from the crazy people*

[The Mighty Sabotender]

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.

[Necronopticous]

I was at a party and they had a contest going on...guess how many jelly beans and you win a prize. Aw, come on man. Let me just have some. We'll make a compromise, you guess how many jelly beans I want. If you said a handful you are right!

[-N-]

.................................... :confused:Mitch Hedberg is funny, quoting him is trite, therefore this post is the best.

[KentaRawr!]

He looks a bit like a Spanish grandmother.

I, being half-spanish, would normally take offense in that. However, I am not a grandmother, so it does not affect me. Go about your business, citezen.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Y'know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with'em later.