Every sandwhich begins with bread. Or does it?

[theundeadhero]

We join our hero as he enjoys his favorite sandwhich. It's a 12 inch ham and roast beef on wheat with cheddar cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato, cucumber, and ranch dressing.

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He enjoys it so much that he decides to visit his girlfriend while he snacks. Seeing she has some french fries he decides that they would go wonderful with his sandwhich. He asks if he could have some.

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His girlfriend says she will share the french fries if Sandwhich Man can find some cookies to share with her. He decides to go to his friend Sub Boy's house and ask for some cookies.

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Sub Boy says he has some great cookies that his Grandma just made! He'll be happy to share him if he goes and picks up a new hat that he left at his neighbors house.

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Sandwhich Man makes his way on over to Sub Boy's neighbors house. She seems to be in distress because her favorite kitty has run away! Sandwhich Man tells her not to worry. He knows just the place to get a new Kitty. With french fries in mind he makes his way over to Leeza's place.

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Talking with Leeza he works out a deal to get a new kitty. It seems that her friend Yams has been given the Bible that Dr Unne used to read when making posts about how amusing he found the Bible could be. Talk Yams into giving it up and a new kitty is his.

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Weary of running around, Sandwhich Man makes his way over to Yams for the Bible. Yams doesn't want to give it up easily. He tells our hero that he needs a little love. Find him some lovin', and he'll depart with the Bible.



Will Yams get some love? Will Sandwhich Man ever get his fries? Will this entire story involve something other than trades? Yes, it will! Very soon! Stay involved to see just how shocking a story this can be.

[Miriel]

Dammit, YAMANEKO IS ALWAYS MAKING A MOVE ON MY MAN. :aimmad:

Back off Banky, back off!

[Shauna]

:D! Yay! He's back! :love:

[Flying Mullet]

What he really needs is curly fries.

[Yamaneko]

You could hold the ham/salami/baloney/cheese in the air and wrap (if it's a wrapping-kind of bread) or enclose the contents of the sandwich with two peices of bread at a later, unspecified time.

[marc]

u have to much time, but at least you use it well.

[Cz]

Trading is for wimps. When is SM gonna smack somebody around with a wet slice of wholemeal? With a little artistic licence, you might be able to work it into the whole 'Yams love' storyline. :O_O:

[theundeadhero]

Sandwhich Man goes to one of his secret places and meets up with an old friend. They discuss love and decide a little beer is needed to get things started.

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Everyone knows there's only one place in town to get beer. It's where the ne'er-do-wellers dwell. Knowing that, Sandwhich Man decides he better wear a disguise downtown. He puts on his favorite and goes to make a deal.

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Talking with the man he learns just where to get some beer. He thanks the man and goes on his way. After leaving the man gets on the phone. There was something suspicous about that mustache. He calls up his friend, who just so happens to be where he sent Sandwhich Man after beer.

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Sandwhich Man makes his way on over. "Them french fries would sure be good right now", he thinks. Walking in the bar he sees the beer waiting on the table.

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Things are looking good.

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IT WAS A TRAP! Sandwhich Man was caught completely unawares. Without his superhero suit on he couldn't risk letting the others see who he was. What will happen next?

[Loony BoB]

Dammit, YAMANEKO IS ALWAYS MAKING A MOVE ON MY MAN. :aimmad:

Back off Banky, back off!
I hope you realise you'd have avoided such a problem if you just learned to share your damned fries.

[Pheesh]

Or gone and bought some more at McDonalds.

Stay Essential
EE

[SammieBabe]

xDDDD

I love you, hero....:D

[SummonerYuna]

Haha! Gr8 story!:D

[Shauna]

NO! SANDWICH MAN! ;_;

[Lost Number]

:confused:

[Shoden]

those bitches!

Come on Sandwhich man escape! James Bond did it lotsd of times!

[theundeadhero]

As he's held prisoner Sandwhich Man starts to think back to where it all began.

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Back when he was a kid Sandwhich Man was simply known as Del Murder.

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He was often lonely. Because of this some of his best friends were the sandwhiches that he used to make for himself.

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As he enjoyed spending time with a friend one day Del Murder noticed something was missing. His sandwhiches didn't have any pickles. Deciding to fix the problem he began walking to the sandwhich factory.

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Little did he realize that inside were nuclear waste barrels hidden by the mafia. One such barrel had sprung a leak.

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[Shoden]

ZOMG this is giving me so much suspense! WHat happens next? I must know!

[Lord Xehanort]

If Yams needed love, you could've contact Lord Xehanort... and slipped an aphrodesiac in his soda...

[Del Murder]

I love these comics.

[Tai-Ti]

XD oh man, that's classic.

[Hawkeye]

Haha me too.

[Dolentrean]

Hurry! Post! FOR THE LOVE OF CID POST! I cant take it... i must know what happend!

[NeoCracker]

Sweet, but wouldn't this be in writers corner since he's writing it?

[Rusty]

xD The suspense!

[Quina]

Can I eat sandwich?

[Raven Nox]

I. Love. You. xD It's hilarious!

[Mittopotahis]

:eek: Oh no!

I refuse to breath until I know what happens next.

[NeoCracker]

:eek: Oh no!

I refuse to breath until I know what happens next.

I get a feeling that doing so will prevent you from seeing the next

[Mittopotahis]

I get a feeling that doing so will prevent you from seeing the next

Only if tuh posts in a minute or more. But, whats the likelyhood of that happening :D Don't worry, I'll be fine.

[theundeadhero]

Sweet, but wouldn't this be in writers corner since he's writing it?
It's sort of tradition now to make them in general chat.


Can I eat sandwich?
Make your own. I know you have to power within you.

[theundeadhero]

Del Murder sneaks his way into the Sandwhich Factory.

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Finding some pickles he puts them on his sandwhich then eats it. Unfortunatly he is caught by the production manager! Seeing the pickles, he also decides to eat some as he thinks about what to do with Del Murder.

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The pickle quickly mutates the production manager into a monster! It comes in to attack!

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Under the threat of danger, Del Murders newfound powers suddenly activate on their own, stunning a passing sandwhich maker who happened to see.

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Over the years Del Murder grows into the Sandwhich Man we know today.

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[Hawkeye]

Very nice of adding Sam in there :D

[theundeadhero]

Back in the present the villian is finishing up telling his evil mastermind plan to do whatever it is the villian wanted to do. Sandwhich Man doesn't really know what because he wasn't paying attention. Now it is time for his doom.

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The rest of the Lettuce League come to save the day!

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The villian gathers his henchman for a showdown.

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Lettuce League powers, COMBINE!

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The day is saved thanks to the lettuce league.

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The story doesn't end here.

[Old Manus]

This is awesome if only because it is impossible to understand what is going on

[theundeadhero]

It makes sense to me ;)

[themagicroundabout]

I can sorta follow it ;)

p.s. I love you.

[Del Murder]

Go go sandwich rangers!

[Leeza]

Now I'm hungry. :cat:

*makes a sandwich*

[Dolentrean]

Sandwitch man is my hero!

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

hmmm.... I feel a cheese and pickle moment coming on here.... *rushes to the kitchen, while trying not to wake anyone up...*

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

lol @ thread