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Desert Wolf
01-12-2006, 10:34 PM
Ok heres the proof of it!!

The BBC created them at the cost of time and money.

So Teletubies = time + money

But time is money so

teletubbies = money + money

money + money = (money)2 that means squared ok.

But money is the root of all evil.So that means

teletubbies = evil

Lost Number
01-12-2006, 10:38 PM
I saw
Women=Time+Money
Time=Money so
Women=Money squared
Money is the root of all evil so
Women=Evil

Im not sexist or anything.

Hawkeye
01-12-2006, 10:39 PM
Well I am.

marc
01-12-2006, 10:40 PM
that would make female teletubbies the root of all evil.
was that purple one female, or was he just gay?

Rye
01-12-2006, 10:40 PM
The Teletubbies are under the rule of an evil sun baby dictator.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/280000/images/_281297_korean_sun_baby150.jpg

mooglebunni608
01-12-2006, 10:41 PM
GAH IM EVIL!!!! NOOOOO
i hate tettletubbies.
I will cram them into my toaster and set it on the highest setting. by-by tetteltubies!

Lost Number
01-12-2006, 10:44 PM
I didnt say that. And female teletubbies are 2x where x=evil.
And purple people are not nessecarily gay.

Psychotic
01-12-2006, 10:44 PM
Wouldn't a photo of a teletubby be enough proof that they were evil? I mean, just look at those things. They give me the fleeblie-treeblies.

marc
01-12-2006, 10:45 PM
I didnt say that. And female teletubbies are 2x where x=evil.
And purple people are not nessecarily gay.

it caries a handbag, calls itself tinkie winkie and has a triangle on its head.
I suppose that makes him meterosexual.

Old Manus
01-12-2006, 10:45 PM
A stitch in time also saves a bird in the bush

Venom
01-12-2006, 10:46 PM
Actually the telle-tubbies are in rehab.

Proves life in the fast lane doesnt pay.

Hawkeye
01-12-2006, 10:53 PM
A stitch in time also saves a bird in the bush
omg yes lol lets bash bush

Anaisa
01-12-2006, 10:54 PM
it caries a handbag, calls itself tinkie winkie and has a triangle on its head.
I suppose that makes him meterosexual.
Your upsetting all the puffs that carry handbags now, because they try and defend it by calling it a manbag. And I don't care what anyone says about the metrosexuals or whatever their called, metrosexuals are just gays who are in denial.

Desert Wolf
01-12-2006, 10:58 PM
The Teletubbies are under the rule of an evil sun baby dictator.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/280000/images/_281297_korean_sun_baby150.jpg

ROFL!Let the thruth be told!!!

FutureEmperor
01-12-2006, 11:01 PM
thats an awefully bad statement there....


any ways

3 + 3 =/= 3^2

its simple math, adding x to x does not make xsquared....

3 X 3 on the other hand....

and because the amount of money spent is a direct variation to the amount of time invested, then it would be correct to assume that

Time X Money = Teletubbies
Time = Money
-so-
Money X Money = Teletubbies
Money^2 = teletubbies
-but Evil = Money^2

so therefore

Evil = teletubbies.

Old Manus
01-12-2006, 11:02 PM
futureemperor just killed the joke

Psychotic
01-12-2006, 11:04 PM
FutureEmperor also killed the radio star.

Old Manus
01-12-2006, 11:04 PM
Video was apparently innocent

Shlup
01-12-2006, 11:10 PM
No self-respecting queen would wear all purple and carry a red handbag. Jeez people, get a clue.

Psychotic
01-12-2006, 11:10 PM
Video is just another one of FutureEmperor's pseudonyms.

Shoden
01-12-2006, 11:24 PM
fixed the teletubbie sun!

they're all evil, they're in cahoots with the muppets, the Sesame boys, Barney the Godfather and some other evil children's TV characters in a giant mafia bent on using little kids as money granters to turn them all into an army and take over the world!

I've been saying this for years but no one ever believed me!

IT'S ALL TRUE!

marc
01-12-2006, 11:29 PM
wow Bladen you managed to kill a joke thats already dead.

Mr. Kyusaku
01-12-2006, 11:34 PM
Those swines are the culprits who made illeagle Teletubbie custerd! I say off with there entena's!

marc
01-12-2006, 11:36 PM
has anyone ever tried tubbietoast?

Mr. Kyusaku
01-12-2006, 11:39 PM
You mean the pancakes with faces? The only Teletubbie I apriciate is Dipsy because he is green and has a hat!

marc
01-12-2006, 11:43 PM
Dipsys hat is physcadelic

Mr. Kyusaku
01-12-2006, 11:46 PM
It's like he skined a cow!

Rengori
01-12-2006, 11:48 PM
money + money = (money)2 that means squared ok.
Money plus money isn't money squared, it's money times two. It'd have to be money times money to money squared. Unless money equals 1 or 2.

EDIT: Dammit, Future Emporer beat me.

FutureEmperor
01-12-2006, 11:58 PM
futureemperor just killed the joke

Haha. such is the power of FUTUREEMPEROR A.K.A. JOKE KILLER, many a joke has fallen to my blade, including this JOKE KILLER joke, so beware Muhahahaha.
Beware my Zombie Emperor joke killing powers.


FutureEmperor also killed the radio star.

Meh he had it coming,

Edit:

EDIT: Dammit, Future Emporer beat me.

Muhaha such is the power of the FutureEmperor, Today i will spare you from your fate... Now run and tell your friends that your life was spared from the awesome might of FutureEmperor

frunk
01-13-2006, 02:02 AM
the evil of teletubbies is nothing compared to that of Boobah

Mr. Kyusaku
01-13-2006, 04:47 PM
You mean those little freaks!? PATHETIC!!!

Giga Guess
01-13-2006, 05:36 PM
I saw
Women=Time+Money
Time=Money so
Women=Money squared
Money is the root of all evil so
Women=Evil

Im not sexist or anything.


But numbers don't lie so....:p

Lost Number
01-13-2006, 05:50 PM
Ah, but i am Lost Number.

marc
01-13-2006, 10:23 PM
has anyone seen the h00bs, gave me fucking nightmares

Venom
01-13-2006, 10:28 PM
the evil of teletubbies is nothing compared to that of Boobah

Nah, Boobah is the manifestation of when you do WAAAY to much pot.

KentaRawr!
01-14-2006, 02:13 AM
Think Teletubbies are evil, eh? You should see a Boobah.

"BOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Firt* Weeeeeeeeeeee!"

This is a recording of a Boobah beginning to fly. Yes, everyone. Boobah's fart to fly.

Teletubbies, on the other hand... well they aren't evil, per se, they just watch TV on eachothers tubbies, and then they just happened to stumble upon a movie about evil people. They then started to PRETEND to be evil. See? No evil here. Just regular childs play. n_n (Is murdered by a Teletubbie)

barking dog
01-14-2006, 02:20 AM
This is all very true but forget not that the bbc has created a genetically supeiror and scarier teletubby and they call it a boobah and a creature that acts,looks and purvays a almost unimaginable sense of fear, that no man can withstand those that have seen them and retained there sanity know of this new and great evil from the bbc yet another show that prove that childrens tv not money is the true root of all evil and money is only a smokescreen to hide this shocking conspiracy from us:confused:confused: :confused:

Reine
01-14-2006, 12:35 PM
The Teletubbies are under the rule of an evil sun baby dictator.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/280000/images/_281297_korean_sun_baby150.jpg

lol, how true...

I Took the Red Pill
01-15-2006, 06:15 AM
thats an awefully bad statement there....


any ways

3 + 3 =/= 3^2

its simple math, adding x to x does not make xsquared....

3 X 3 on the other hand....

and because the amount of money spent is a direct variation to the amount of time invested, then it would be correct to assume that

Time X Money = Teletubbies
Time = Money
-so-
Money X Money = Teletubbies
Money^2 = teletubbies
-but Evil = Money^2

so therefore

Evil = teletubbies.

Yeah your equation works better than the other one seeing as Money + Money definitely isn't Money^2