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xancithus
01-12-2006, 11:27 PM
I have recently made some shocking revalations concerning FF8.

First the main characters name is Squall. A squall is another name for a hurricane or thunderstorm, in other words a destructive force. Squall is not a person at all, but the avatar of destruction! This is why he is a loner, because he has no human qualities.

Second. Ragnarok is the end of the world. It is in space waiting to be brought to the world as the herald of its end. Squall, as the embodiment of destruction, has planned his journey through the world to esther to use there facilities to get to space to bring about the end of the world by bringing Ragnarok back from space. When Squall retrieves the Ragnarok the Lunar Cry occurs. This represents the monsters that come for the final battle (as prophesied in norse mythology).

Third. Seifers necklace resembles the symbol of the Knights Templar. An organisation led by the Pope, a spiritual leader. In FF8 this position is taken by Ultemicia. Ultemicia is also reborn, resembling christian beliefs about Jesus.

Fourth. Pandora is the name given to the first woman in greek mythology. Lunatic pandora is squares view of women (lunatic = crazy)

Therefore Square is saying that if a woman ever became pope the world would end! They are a sexist organisation trying to reduce womens roles in society (the sorceress', women with power, are all evil. Another fact showing squares true feelings on the subject.) and encouraging us to remove them from positions of power, by violence if neccesary.

Desert Wolf
01-12-2006, 11:29 PM
Interesting theory.It makes sence.

xancithus
01-12-2006, 11:31 PM
also. The moon has long been seen as having a special relation ship with women. In FF8 the monsters all come from the moon. Coincidence? I think not.

Desert Wolf
01-12-2006, 11:32 PM
So square planted these hints in the game bacause they couldnt say it out.Interesting.....

Anaisa
01-12-2006, 11:38 PM
And they came up with the ultimate insult to women everywhere, ffX2 :exdee:.

Zanius
01-12-2006, 11:39 PM
I see... sounds like a crazy conspiracy from the Square... :shifty:

Those guys hate women?

xancithus
01-12-2006, 11:41 PM
exactly! They are a woman hating organisation bent on perverting the minds of the young!

Zanius
01-12-2006, 11:44 PM
I wonder about their sexual preferences… :shifty:

I can see the future... all women with guns trying to kill the Square Members... :eek:

Shin Gouken
01-12-2006, 11:44 PM
LMFAO square you sly little dogs :D

Noj_R
01-12-2006, 11:50 PM
LMFAO square you sly little dogs :D

They...are....devious arent they...:mad:

It makes a heck of alot more sense than other theories I've heard...( I aint pointin fingers ):rolleyes2

Shin Gouken
01-12-2006, 11:55 PM
They...are....devious arent they...:mad:

It makes a heck of alot more sense than other theories I've heard...( I aint pointin fingers ):rolleyes2


i dunno what you mean :rolleyes2 it makes perfect sense that hyne is actually odine :rolleyes2

Zanius
01-12-2006, 11:56 PM
i dunno what you mean :rolleyes2 it makes perfect sense that hyne is actually odine :rolleyes2

WTF?!

Anaisa
01-13-2006, 12:00 AM
To understand that, you need to read the fruiter esthar theory.

Shin Gouken
01-13-2006, 12:01 AM
WTF?!


its Future esthar's theory, and i was being sarcastic :greenie:

Zanius
01-13-2006, 12:03 AM
:O_O: ok.......

Noj_R
01-13-2006, 12:13 AM
WTF?!

Lol, that wasnt meant to be taken seriously, but then again it made it pretty funny :p

Zanius
01-13-2006, 12:16 AM
I almost had a heart attack...

Xaven
01-13-2006, 12:18 AM
Someone had too much happy juice this morning. :kaoplain:

Heero Yuy NWZC
01-13-2006, 12:30 AM
I'm pretty sure there are femlaes in the Square.

Future Esthar
01-13-2006, 12:50 AM
I rarely base theories on mythological references and name meaning.

xtreme112
01-13-2006, 12:57 AM
FF8's controversy is hilarious! ^_^ it's a great theory though

Heero Yuy NWZC
01-13-2006, 01:16 AM
I rarely base theories on mythological references and name meaning.
yeah, but this makes much more sense than ur theories. i still don't think they're sexist because i'm pretty sure there are females in square.

Future Esthar
01-13-2006, 01:36 AM
yeah, but this makes much more sense than ur theories.
No it isn´t.

Winter Nights
01-13-2006, 01:43 AM
That's it. I'm staying out of the FF8 forum.

Noj_R
01-13-2006, 01:59 AM
That's it. I'm staying out of the FF8 forum.

Wow...This thing is making people hide...

( I'm about to join them :rolleyes2 )

Leeza
01-13-2006, 02:11 AM
...and I'm starting to close threads.