Staff Love

[Cruise Control]

People seem to have the idea that the staff here is strict. Rules like these (http://www.mmexerpg.proboards52.com/index.cgi?board=off&action=display&thread=1098139580) that make you realize how lenient the staff here is. I think they deserve another obligatory 'We love the staff thread'. You guys rock.

[Upriser Spearmint!]

I haven't seen any reason why the staff should be hated here.

[SammieBabe]

They can be tough, but this is a big board and it needs to be run very tightly.
You guys are awesome...:)

[Soul of Tarsis]

There is nothing wrong with the rules you just posted. Hell, messages boards would be a better place if people weren't able to bring up religion or sexual preference.

And please don't try to interpret that in an insidious way because it's obviously not.

[Madonna]

I think that any time something becomes obligatory, it loses some of it's natural gratefulness. It's like schedule acts of spontaneous praise.

That said, I do indeed appreciate the staff that we do have at EoFF.

Edit: ...Looking at those rules, I do not see how they are any more strict than staff is here. All of that is pretty commonplace.

[Yamaneko]

Sorry, we don't allow threads praising staff.

[escobert]

Hi :d I lurve the staff

[DK]

http://64.211.46.141/postcard/pictures/p1117.gif

[Setzer Gabianni]

the rules aren't special. Many other boards have them =P

[Old Manus]

We already have one of these about every month

[edczxcvbnm]

Outside of the no religious/sexual preference talk how are those rules different than here?

[Loony BoB]

Don't question people, edc. This is your final warning. Do that again and you're outta here.

We love some of you guys too, on special occasions.

[Soul of Tarsis]

That’s kind of creepy…

[Hawkeye]

Sexual favors? :jokey:

[eestlinc]

just pm me.

[Setzer Gabianni]

Sounds interesting. We have some dirty dark horses on this forum i c?

[DK]

Sexual favors? :jokey:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12318

[edczxcvbnm]

Don't question people, edc. This is your final warning. Do that again and you're outta here.

We love some of you guys too, on special occasions.

What?

[Shlup]

EoFF staff is sexist. There is a lack of representation of females on the staff in spite of the availability of very attractive females that are willing to do sexual favors for those positions. They intentionally keep the women here in a subservient position and it's deplorable. If there are no changes soon my association plans to bring a class-action lawsuit.

The Sims 2 message board I go to will ban you if you don't type properly. Haha

[Shoeberto]

I get plenty of "staff love" every night if you know what I mean.



Now that RSL is back, at least.

[eestlinc]

EoFF staff is sexist. There is a lack of representation of females on the staff in spite of the availability of very attractive females that are willing to do sexual favors for those positions. They intentionally keep the women here in a subservient position and it's deplorable. If there are no changes soon my association plans to bring a class-action lawsuit.

All our women keep quitting. well not all of them. but you and xander and daryl.

[NeoCracker]

With this picture I show my Love for women,
Um, I mean Staff.

[edczxcvbnm]

All our women keep quitting. well not all of them. but you and xander and daryl.

How could you leave out Princess Usa?!?!

[Miriel]

I love Del Murder cause he cooks me spaghetti and let's me make fun of him for playing girly games.

The other staff member people are pretty cool too. Although I gotta say that my opinion of eestlinc has lowered slightly because of his apparent distaste for Japanese food. Oh yeah, and I think me and Yamaneko are enemies or something.

But other than that, I will say that I think EoFF has a pretty great staff, one of the best I've seen on an internet forum. Don't let it get to your heads though, I'm still pretty angry with the PM storage situation.

[Cz]

The staff are powerful and therefore must be praised. You rock, guys! :)

[Psychotic]

Hmph, they aren't all that. I'll only praise the staff if their Champion defeats me in combat.

By combat I mean tic tac toe.

[Loony BoB]

But other than that, I will say that I think EoFF has a pretty great staff, one of the best I've seen on an internet forum. Don't let it get to your heads though, I'm still pretty angry with the PM storage situation.
I proposed a $1 a month subscription for 65535 PMs, I think the idea fell over or got lost or nobody cared or something. I forget.

Also: Bring Back Shlup! I'd campaign it. I'd also go for Bring Back Princess Usa. Miss her. :(

[rubah]

RSL is our Tic Tac Toe champion.

Shlup, I pray that more women don't realize like I did that sexual favors will advance you so much! If that were the case, then me and foa would lose our positions as delicate flowers that boss the guys around.

[Loony BoB]

Are you suggesting Leeza is not a delicate flower? >=( Not to mention kikimm!

[Old Manus]

Women moderators are no fun

[Psychotic]

And let's not forget that you're very feminine, BoB. It's why I'm attracted to you.

[Miriel]

Tony is a Delicate Murder.


I proposed a $1 a month subscription for 65535 PMs, I think the idea fell over or got lost or nobody cared or something. I forget.

No way BoB, I proposed $1 a month as a subscription fee to Cid. He never got back to me about it though. :(

[rubah]

Leeza and kiki are ravenous beasts!

[Shoeberto]

Women moderators are no fun
Have you ever been with a woman moderator?

Have you ever been with a woman moderator?

If not, PM me eestlinc for sex.

[Loony BoB]

No way BoB, I proposed $1 a month as a subscription fee to Cid. He never got back to me about it though. :(
You did? Wow. I still think we should set that up, too.

[Winter Nights]

Damn you and your vague thread titles.. I was hoping for pics of the staff in compromising positions. :p

[Shlup]

Also: Bring Back Shlup! I'd campaign it.
Bring me back? I haven't gone anywhere. :tongue:

[NeoCracker]

Here is my latest staff love thing dedicated to
Del Murder (http://del.murder.youaremyfriend.com)

[theundeadhero]

My love would go a little farther if they made me corndogs for dinner one night.

[Shoeberto]

My love would go a little farther if they made me corndogs for dinner one night.
I think I remember RSL saying he doesn't like corn dogs.

We don't eat corn dogs anymore.

[NeoCracker]

I think I remember RSL saying he doesn't like corn dogs.

We don't eat corn dogs anymore.

Blasphemy! Even if i didn't spell that right. You move one rank down on the staff list my friend.

[Raistlin]

Underrepresentation of females? There's 4 out of 18 current staff members that are female, which comes out to 1 in every 4.5 staff members being female. That's probably fairly accurate of the forums, though I don't know for sure. BooB?

I think the admins should divide the mods up again into Cid's Knights and Cid's Angels. And then you could have a separate forum for Cid's Angels called Cid's Kitchen and the Angels wouldn't be allowed to leave it.

[Shlup]

*is not sure if Raist gets the joke or not but is highly amused by that last sentence*

Anyway, I demand a female be promoted to administrator for the sake of having a female admin. It's only fair. Also, I don't think anyone on staff is black. What's up with that? Why do you always have to keep everyone down? Just another way the white men keep the rest of us down. Enjoy your power while it lasts because soon we will rise and your reign will be over, so say'th the Great Queen Spider.

[Cruise Control]

I think the admins should divide the mods up again into Cid's Knights and Cid's Angels. And then you could have a seperate forum for Cid's Angels called Cid's Kitchen and the Angels wouldn't be allowed to leave it.
XD
Cids Kitchen?!? Thats HORRIBLE (yet incredibly funny)!

[Raistlin]

Shlup: :D

And there will be no Affirmative Action for EoFF! You must earn your staff position on merit alone (in bed) or, like me, just be the first to ask for the job.

[rubah]

*is not sure if Raist gets the joke or not but is highly amused by that last sentence*

Anyway, I demand a female be promoted to administrator for the sake of having a female admin. It's only fair. Also, I don't think anyone on staff is black. What's up with that? Why do you always have to keep everyone down? Just another way the white men keep the rest of us down. Enjoy your power while it lasts because soon we will rise and your reign will be over, so say'th the Great Queen Spider.
What if we admin i_wana_b_blck?

[Shlup]

Oreo's don't fill the black quota just like Yams doesn't fill the female quota.

[Hawkeye]

You should admin c1d

[Necronopticous]

This thread is turning me on.

[Yamaneko]

You'd have to start at the bottom again, Shlup.

[Del Murder]

I thought Hsu was black.

[Loony BoB]

We had this really awesome female admin once (although perhaps she was a man), but she left.

And we can't have another admin until we have enough Knights to restore the balance (so, about four new Knights).

And I meant campaign to get you back in the Staff Forum. You make me cry!

[Raistlin]

Ooh, do that, BooB, so then I can campaign to keep her OUT of Staff. :D

[eestlinc]

Ashley Schovitz would make a great admin.

[NeoCracker]

Rehire Unne. He could use the job.

[Shlup]

We had this really awesome female admin once (although perhaps she was a man), but she left.

And we can't have another admin until we have enough Knights to restore the balance (so, about four new Knights).

And I meant campaign to get you back in the Staff Forum. You make me cry!
I'm sure I would love to but Yams said I'd have to start at the bottom, and I don't want to be under him 'cause he's heavy and tends to sweat.

[Psychotic]

Ashley Schovitz would make a great admin.Ashley Schovitz', you mean. The apostrophe is to show who wears the pants in the relationship.

I'd welcome this appointment a lot more than I'd welcome the re-appointment of ShlupQuack.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Let's compromise and go with Ashley. It'll be like a surprise party waiting for her when she gets back.

[Yamaneko]

If she ever does.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

You... You shut up. She told me she was!

[crashNUMBERS]

I always wanted to let out my feelings that I would love to rub kishi and show love. Rub my fist in his face!!

[Old Manus]

Crash you are so funny

[Psychotic]

Dare I ask crash if it his ambition to plunge his fist right in between Kishi's cheeks?

[eestlinc]

really now.

I don't think this is going anywhere good.