corny Pick Up Lines!

[mooglebunni608]

fun fun fun
post your corny pick up lines!
I'll start with these;
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put u and I together.
did it hurt?....when u fell from heaven...>
Those pants look becoming on you, and if I was on you I'd be coming, too
xD
and if theres already one of these threads, please tell me.:cookie:

[Dolentrean]

Can I buy you a drink so I look better?

[blackmage_nuke]

oh oh, someone beter call heaven...because you have a nice can

[Shoeberto]

"I hope I win a Ciddies next time. Wanna go halfsies on cutest couple with me?"

Hey, it worked.

[?????]

You. Sex. Now.
Wanna ignite my lightsaber?
This huge gun is compensating for my small penis. Let's have sex.

[Raistlin]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I post that in every one of these threads and it never gets old.

[NeoCracker]

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out
Nice shoes, Wanna !@#$
My love for you's like diaria, i just can't hold it in
How did you get through security, cause your the bomb.
The human body has 326 bones, you want 327? (Just fix it to whatever number is right)

[kikimm]

I always liked the one involving mirrors and pants and seeing yourself in them. I can never remember it right though. Sorry guys.

[Soul of Tarsis]

Hello little boy, do you like Popsicles?

[Markus. D]

were you born from a fart, because I feel our loves flame is exploding to new hieghts.

[Rase]

I always liked the one involving mirrors and pants and seeing yourself in them. I can never remember it right though. Sorry guys.

Is it;
"Is that a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I see myself in your pants later tonight."

Anyway, here are a few more:

"Hey those are great pants - do you think I could get into them?"

"Oh my gosh! I lost my phone number....Can I have yours?"

"I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you."

"Are you into saving the environment? Because if so, we can conserve water and shower together."

And of course:

"If you were a booger, I would pick you first."

[Neco Arc]

"How you doin'?"

[Gullick]

pick up an ice cube, look at the girl (makes sure shes looking at you to) and smash the ice cube on a table or something and say: 'see that broke the ice didn it?'

'Are those space pants cause your ass is out of this world'

[Alive-Cat]

I want you to have this beer, it was my most treasured possession, but...Now YOU'RE my most treasured possession.:cool:

[Craig]

I like Corn. Do you?

[Suikojowy]

a-hyuck you're purty lookin'

[Rye]

"I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long."

I wish I was clever enough to have thought of that. xD

[boris no no]

"How you doin'?"
I think you'll find its - "how YOU doin'?"
I tried it on many people, never has worked ;____;

[My name is...something..?]

I think you'll find its - "how YOU doin'?"
I tried it on many people, never has worked ;____;
I actually got that to work once.
Problem was I didn't want it to work at the time and I had to bail...:(


Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!:)

[crashNUMBERS]

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

That's a pretty good one...

[Vaprice]

You're so hawt you're gonna melt the elastic in my underpants.

Do you happen to work at UPS? Cause I coulda sworn you were checkin out my package!

My eyes are only for you baby! --- I only have one eye ball! And it's for you! *hands eye ball* where'd you go?

[SammieBabe]

I had a married guy hit on me one night, who I said I was his wife's type too....:rolleyes2

I did have another guy just say, 'Nice smile. Wanna smurf?'

Lastly a really old, creepy guy offered my best friend and I $500 a piece to go to his hotel room with him...He ended up leaving on the arm of a bouncer....:)

[Drift]

hi

[Zeldy]

"Nice shoes.. Lets f**k"
and, "Pick a number between one and ten."
(any number)
"You lose! Take off your top!"

[My name is...something..?]

and, "Pick a number between one and ten."
(any number)
"You lose! Take off your top!"
Haha! I've never heard that one before.
That's good.:love:


Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

[Leeza]

I think I'll just close this now. Either that, or delete half the posts and I have no time for that.