Things Characters in FF7 would never say

[Shadow Wolf]

Just think up something funny.


Cloud: "Hey Tifa do you think I might have used to much gel in my hair?"

Tifa: "Nah. But hey are my boobs big in this top?"

Cloud and Barret: >.> <.< "Nah!!" *big grins on their faces*

[mooglebunni608]

Cloud " I love butterflies and kittens a mooglEs!!'

[Shadow Wolf]

lol

Sephiroth: You know what I am tired of trying to destory the world. Mother just leave me alone I dont care anymore. *leaves Jehova at the bottom on north cave.*

*Cloud comes along and picks up Jehova*
Cloud: At last I can be a god and kill everyone. *evily laughs*

[Neco Arc]

Cid: "This is my grandson, Mid."
Cid: "This is my wife, Edea."

[blackmage_nuke]

Aeris-Thank you for reviving me

Cloud-Look, we've revived Aeris without the use of a gameshark

Cloud-I like swords

[krissy]

Tifa
"Ok. They're fake."

[daniel kid]

BARRET: i lost my hand fishing

[Christmas]

Cloud: I Love You Tifa.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Yuffie: i like materia because marbles is AWESOME game!

Cloud: Vincent, i brought u on this trip because i thought u would help and because u look awesome in that red coat, but all i've seen u do is say rude things about everything. what's ur problem man?
Vincent: i'm gay.

[mooglebunni608]

Reno "RUDE I LOVE YOU!!"

[McLovin']

Yuffie: All your materia are belong to me.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Vincent: Im happy and posotive!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Cloud: Tifa, we can't see each other. I'm in love with...Aeris' mom!

[mooglebunni608]

scarlet "tifa im sorry i slapped you!!"
Tifa "I'm sorry too. Lets be BEST freinds!!"
Aries "Tifa, how could you!!! i thought i was your BEST friend!!!"
Yuffie "Aries,, gimme all your materia and i'll be your best friend!!!"

[DJZen]

Cloud: I'm pretty comfortable with myself just as I am.

[Neco Arc]

Sephiroth: "Son of a submarine!!!"
Hojo: "You Spoony Bard!!!"

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Sephiroth: excuse me, i see u just sitting here, and ummm...im here to kill u. is that ok?
Aeris:oh that's fine. i was going to kill myself in a bit, but it doesn't matter.
Sephiroth: thanks. now mom might respect me more.

[Red Squall]

Sephiroth: mom let me live my own life, stop bossing me around im a grown man now, i want to become a doctor....... yes mom im sorry i wont shout at you again.... yes i will destroy the world

[lady yunalesca]

cloud: "they should have bingo here at the golden saucer"

[DJZen]

Aeris: I TOLED j00 I WUZ HARCOER!!!!!!!!!11

[Dolentrean]

Vincent: If anyone calls me an emo one more time I swear to god I will kick your sorry ass back to midgar!!!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Yuffie:heeeeey Tifa.
Tifa: huh?
Yuffie: i have a nice spot on the montain i'd like to take you to.
*Yuffie caresses Tifa*
Tifa:ewww, Yuffie. I'm not a lesbian!
Yuffie:what about all those times you were hitting on me?
Tifa: I wasn't hitting on u, i was hitting on Cloud. He's sooooo hot!
Yuffie: Hmph. *thinks of killing Cloud*

[Red Squall]

Cloud: you know what, im tierd of having to fight Sephiroth, i quit, get someone else to cover for me like Squall or Tidus or something i cant take it anymore

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Barret: u know what would be really nice... SOME BROWN SUGAR ON THIS DAMN GAME!

[Red Squall]

Cloud: oh Sephiroth i do like your sword where did you get it from.
Sephiroth: oh you do? thank you i got it from midgar it only cost me a few hundred thousand Gil, on sale, you know.
Cloud: i defently have to get me one of them.
Sephiroth: yes you defently should.
Cloud: oh *%^@ i forgot, shall we fight now
Sephiroth: oh my yes the fight i forgot all about it, yes let us fight now.

[mooglebunni608]

Sepiroth: hey cloud! I surender!!
Cloud; what the- Ok, i accept you surrender. but why??
Sepiroth; Because I.... Because I.....
Cloud; Hurry up!
Sepiroth: BECAUSE I LOVE.... CAIT SITH!
ok not that funny

[FinalCetra]

Cait Sith: Why does no one respect me? I'm a cat on a frikkin MOOGLE damn it! Everyone loves cats and moogles, so why does everyone hate ME???

Tifa: Okay, the thing is...Moogles are cool, and so are cats...but when mixed together, it's just something you don't do...you know, it's like mixing sugar and salt, or Aeris and Cloud.

Aeris: *Thinking* Oh you little b...

[d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x]

mukki: BOOBS!!!!

[Fatal Impurity]

cloud: dont you think sephy has a nice ass?
barrett: hell yeah! if he was walking dont a dark alley i wouldnt think twice about giving him some big barrett lovin!
cloud: i think im gonna go now...*walks out with bum towards the walls*

[DarkLord]

Sephiroth: Why wont my hair stay down, it just bounces back

Cloud: Vincent?
Vincent: What?
Cloud: I am gay!
BANG

Vincent: I'm gonna become a hippy!

Cid: I am a hippo, I mean hippy

Yuffie: Here Tifa, have some materia and go out with Cloud
Tifa: Go to hell, I know a bribe when I see it. And Cloud can go to hell too.

Tifa: I wish my boobs were smaller

Cait Sith: I'm a hermaphrodite!

Reno: Ooh, Rufus. You're so good in bed.

Aeris: I have the power!

Vincent: I can see my house from here!

[McLovin']

When Tifa goes into Clouds mind...

Tifa: Oh no. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...

[lady yunalesca]

seph: that mean old fire singed my eyebrows (sobs uncontrollably) mommy!!!!

[mooglebunni608]

yuffie; You know, i don't really like materia.

[Croyles]

Cloud: I'm the most happy social chap there is out there! Hey Aeris and Tifa, walk wit me!

Barret: Please Mr Cid be nice to your wife. Also, would you be kind enough to put that 'Parental Advisory, Explicit Lyrics' sticker on my script?

[mooglebunni608]

cloud; I think I need a makeover.
Barret; Me, too.
Vincent; o.O

[Dolentrean]

Sephy: Just tell me one thing cloud...
Cloud: Fine... *draws sword*
Sephy: Am... Am I beautiful
Cloud: ...
Tifa: *Big hopeful grin*

[NeoCracker]

Berret: Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats.
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Cloud, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Tifa, [chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Cid: I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

[chorus]
Hojo: If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

[mooglebunni608]

Berret: Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats.
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Cloud, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Tifa, [chorus]
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Cid: I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

[chorus]
Hojo: If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

[chorus without last line]
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
umm..... wtf!?!!!?


cloud; wow my hair looks like a chocobo!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

that's the happy happy joy joy song from Ren & Stimpy! :lol:

[FinalCetra]

*Flying on the Highwind*
*Note, edited so children 12 and above can view it ;) *

Cid:**** ***** ****!!! I am gettin ******* Airsick! What the ***** **** Hell!!!

[a_dollar_20]

Barret: dammit im out of ammo

[demon_werewolf]

Vincent: *singing* i have a love bunch of coconuts here they are standing in a row...
Cloud: um Vincent?
Vincent: WHAT!!!
Tifa: i think you had to much to drink
Vincent: i had nothing to drink i just feel sooo happy today.
Cid: Ha he's defintly gay.

[lady yunalesca]

Sephiroth: should i go blonde? i should go blonde shouldnt i? do you think this white hair says meglomaniac or old guy???

cloud: let me braid it for you, you'd look so cute with braids

sephiroth: like cool!!! we could totally have like a sleepover!!!!

[lady yunalesca]

tifa:

wtf do we all have hooves?

[uh oh spaghettios]

Barret: YOU SPOONY BARD!!

[mooglebunni608]

Tifa; Hey barret who ya callin a Spoony Bard?