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dante the demon prince
01-17-2006, 12:51 AM
dang i hate my old b ball coach

rubah
01-17-2006, 12:54 AM
In second grade, we had PE every week or so.

One day, the girls' basketball coach, Coach Pinion, had drawn up a huge gameboard on the gym floor. We got on squares and had to do things when she rolled a dice.

Ran us like DOGS.

I still have bitter memories of that.

dante the demon prince
01-17-2006, 12:55 AM
my old coach coach maglophlin kicked me off the team for cusin him out

XxSephirothxX
01-17-2006, 12:57 AM
This one time, a coach hit me in the face with a basketball. I was in kindergarten!

dante the demon prince
01-17-2006, 12:58 AM
yeah /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif happens

eestlinc
01-17-2006, 01:00 AM
are you on that team that got outscored 180-2?

rubah
01-17-2006, 01:01 AM
And we thought that 50-19 was bad. (at the end of the first couple of quarters, it was 15-20 btw)

Shadow The Red XIII Thing
01-17-2006, 01:09 AM
I hate my basketball coach.
Therefore hes the best coach Ive ever had.:)
If I like the coach I usually end up getting cocky in practice and I get kicked off the team for getting in a fight.

Twisted Tinkerbell
01-17-2006, 01:38 AM
I used to hate my old judo coach. He worked us like machines. It was cruelty man!

Lord Xehanort
01-17-2006, 01:39 AM
I hate basketball... and football... and soccer... and swimming... and any sport I forgot to mention.

And I thusly hate all coaches I've ever had.

Shadow The Red XIII Thing
01-17-2006, 02:25 AM
Xehanhort has you ever had a real coach

kikimm
01-17-2006, 02:44 AM
I don't think I've ever had a coach.

Cause, you know, I don't do anything.

eestlinc
01-17-2006, 02:47 AM
you need a life coach!

Meat Puppet
01-17-2006, 02:47 AM
My PE teacher thought I was retarded so she always let me get away with awesome stuff and I passed without even jumping once. :cool:

Shadow The Red XIII Thing
01-17-2006, 03:57 AM
My PE teacher thought I was retarded so she always let me get away with awesome stuff and I passed without even jumping once.
I think the real question is are you retarted

Sephex
01-17-2006, 04:03 AM
Yeah, that's why I don't like joining an official sporting thingy. I want to have fun not run 1,000,000 laps and get yelled at.

-N-
01-17-2006, 04:04 AM
I think the real question is are you retartedSee Hsu? This is what happens when you neglect your duty.

mooglebunni608
01-17-2006, 05:00 AM
I remember my old pe teacher... dude the guy shoulda retired ten years ago.
he had a bad knee so he couldn't do anything but yell at us.

Rengori
01-17-2006, 05:07 AM
Hey, at least you don't have a PE coach who should be in couciling. He's that bad at his job.

Lord Xehanort
01-17-2006, 05:12 AM
Xehanhort has you ever had a real coach

I have had 3 real coaches. Three real, terrible coaches.

escobert
01-17-2006, 05:58 AM
u shuld kill him. With a boot.

SoulTaker*
01-17-2006, 06:25 AM
I've had alot of coaches some good some bad. But my favorite and at the same time least favorite coach had to be my high school football coach, during the school day he was the nicest dude you could ever meet, you could talk to him about anything, but at practice he was a totally different person, I swear you hated him at the end of the day, nothing like being dog tired and someone screaming in your ear, but sometimes you need a little tough love.

Psydekick
01-17-2006, 07:08 AM
I'm not a big fan of B'Ball but throughout other sports there have been coaches who i don't like at all.:)

Shadow The Red XIII Thing
01-17-2006, 07:16 AM
I think the real question is are you retarted
Jus jokin

Yeah, that's why I don't like joining an official sporting thingy. I want to have fun not run 1,000,000 laps and get yelled at.
The fun is winning you need to run and get disciplined to get there .
I got wooped :cry: by one of my coaches when I was in 3rd grade for calling one of my teammates retarted for thinking winning isnt allways fun. I got kicked off the team after I called the kid a <!--dumn@&&
mutha%@!@%-->*snip*

Saying that on the fora will also get you a warning. Do not go around the filter. ~ Leeza

Anaisa
01-17-2006, 12:39 PM
I rarely did PE at school, but that didn't stop the teachers deciding that I was so badly behaved, that they needed to make a log book of what I got up to. I told them that there was no need to be ashamed of their affection for me, and that I knew by log book they really meant memento, a keepsake of their favourite student. I got a good read of the log book, it amused me greatly. It apparently ignited plenty of excitement at the PTA meetings where it was exhibited frequently.

~SapphireStar~
01-17-2006, 04:13 PM
There were only 2 nice female PE teachers at my high school. One became an english teacher and the other appeared in my final year! The others were nasty and took the mickey out of some of us on how we ran or whatever. Bunch of cows.

Chris
01-17-2006, 04:16 PM
I've had no problems with any of my coaches and why would I? I was the star of my team. WAS! I can't play anymore, busted food.

Zante
01-17-2006, 04:19 PM
The couch on our school is horrible, she once made me do 20 purpups in a go. After that, I got myself some papers thanks to which I don't need to do PE at all anymore. :)

Christmas
01-17-2006, 04:21 PM
Not much problem with PE teachers or Coaches.

Zeldy
01-17-2006, 04:31 PM
Rumour has it, that my PE teacher was fired by my school for perving on Year 9 girls a good few years ago.

The fact that I am in yr 9 is quite off-putting.

dante the demon prince
01-19-2006, 08:25 PM
My PE teacher thought I was retarded so she always let me get away with awesome stuff and I passed without even jumping once. :cool:


good for you i kicked my coaches ass he's afarid of me and wont bother me or my friends

o_O
01-19-2006, 08:53 PM
The tougher the coach, the better the player. If you put in the work, you become good at stuff.

My old football (soccer to all you Americans :p) coach worked us into the ground, and when we went to Australia for the Kanga Cup, we wiped the floor with all of their teams. Then we got cool t-shirts and trophies. :}

dante the demon prince
01-19-2006, 09:00 PM
i won the disrtickt championships on my own witch in indiana is hard to doi scored 298 out of 298 points throughout the wholr championships witch is three games

Psychotic
01-19-2006, 09:49 PM
I blame the coach for my failed career as an international long jump superstar.

I came this close to hitting the big time, you guys, THIS close. (That doesn't work when I'm not there in person showing you the relevant size with my finger and thumb, does it?)

-N-
01-19-2006, 10:30 PM
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