Because I'm Unoriginal...

[SinSpawnAmadeus]

Hi, I'm new.

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Yep

[Dragon Ash]

Good for you. Wanna buy a banana?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Hello! Welcome to EoFF!

I am not insane nor do I talk to myself when no one is around. If any tells you otherwise, believe them.

[My name is...something..?]

Hello my acronym is MNiS.
Welcome to my home, won't you take a seat?

[Zeldy]

Hey ^_^

[Chris]

Rock Me Amadeus!

Amadeus! Amadeus! Amadeus! Amadeus!

D

Us.

[Old Manus]

Haven't posted this in a while

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/noob.bmp

[Dreddz]

I dont have the wit to say anything witty.
Hello.

[boris no no]

hey and welcome
eat pie
eat pie now

[faster skating penguin]

I dont have the wit to say anything witty.
Hello.

vagina





ZING

[SinSpawnAmadeus]

Wow, this place is rather different from FFShrine. 9 replies and no ones told me to fuck myself yet...

EDIT: smurf?

[faster skating penguin]

you can go f ---

must resist urge to make bad joke ...

[escobert]

high is me.

[Lost Number]

Dia duit. Have a nice day!:)

[KentaRawr!]

Don't try to say the f word or Leeza will get her snipping scizors and *snip* you into oblivion.

On a side note, I naglingnerk you.

[SinSpawnAmadeus]

naglingnerk - love, charity

Either way, this conversation just got slightly more awkward.

[KentaRawr!]

naglingnerk - love, charity

Either way, this conversation just got slightly more awkward.

Here's the prize. (Hands you lottery ticket) This lottery ticket lost last week. >_> And what do you mean it just got more awkward? "I naglingnerk you" obviously translates to "I charity you".

[Ultima Shadow]

Welcome to EoFF! :)

Before you start posting, it's important to read the "Ultima Shadow's faq".:greenie:


Ultima Shadow's faq

User Maintenance

Q: Why should I register?
A: Because you get an awesome, yet completely unimportant "custom title" when you've been registered for 8 months.

Q: I like cookies!
A: Milkshake is better.

Q: How do I clear my cookies?
A: Clear? You're supposed to EAT them!!!

Q: How can I change the information in my profile?
A: Magic.

Q: What is the signature for?
A: It's cool, awesome and hot.

Q: I lost my password, what can I do?
A: Panic! There's not much else to do, really...

Q: What about those custom ranks under people’s names?
A: They are the reason you registered. I already mentioned them earlier.

Q: How do I put one of those little pictures under my name?
A: NO! STAY AWAY! AAAAAAAAARGH!!! :(

Q: What are the buddy and ignore lists?
A: Buddy list: Pointless. Ignore list: Rather pointy! OMFG! I'm sooo witty!



General Forum Usage

Q: What are the general rules of EoFF?
A: Well...
1) Hentai > Porn. If you dissagree, you'll be eaten alive by tentacle monsters!
2) Always think of the member "Ultima Shadow" as your god.
3) Ultima Shadow is better than you at Super Smash Bros Melee. If you disagree, you'll get spanked by Sheik's F-Air.
4) Ultima Shadow is better than you at games in general. If you disagree, you'll get your ass kicked by a beaver.
5) You may eat breakfast while posting at EoFF, but you may NOT eat breakfast AFTER posting at EoFF.
6) Always wash your hands after posting.
7) If you read the spoiler, you'll get BANNED!!!

Q: Are introduction threads allowed?
A: No, but newbie threads are! LOLZ!!!1111111111

Q: Argh, I have questions. Help me.
A: So what? I have millions of unanswered questions like, for example, "why does the universe exist?" And "why can't I find more pics of that hot anime babe?" And "why do I post long, unexpected and unnecessary posts in newbie threads?"
...but will someone ever "help me" and answhere those questions? No, probably not. So stop moaning about having 1 unanswered, unimportant and silly question.

Q: Can I search the forum?
A: Sure, go ahead.

Q: Can I send email to other members?
A: Yup.

Q: What is Private Messaging?
A: What is water? Seriously, don't ask obivious questions.

Q: How do I use the Member List?
A: I'm too lazy to answear this question. Sad? Yes. Do I care? Nope.

Q: How do I use the calendar?
A: You don't.

Q: What are announcements?
A: Doesn't matter, because nobody ever reads them anyways.

Q: How do I rate a thread?
A: By giving it 5 stars.

Q: Where can I find the RSS feed?
A: The what?

Q: What are referrals?
A: None of your buisness.

Q: What are the various thread display options?
A: "Normal" mode.


Reading and Posting Messages

Q: Are there any special codes/tags I can use to markup my posts?
A:

Q: What are smilies?
A: :tongue:

Q: Code Buttons and Clickable Smilies.
A: Beavers and Deadly Mushrooms.

Q: How do I create and vote in polls?
A: Step 1: create them. Step 2: vote in them. There, you're done! That wasn't too hard, now was it?

Q: What Are Attachments?
A: Drugs.

Q: What are message icons?
A: Not drugs.

Q: Can I edit my own posts?
A: Only if you can find the edit button.

Q: What Are Cid’s Knights?
A: They are like Shinra. They get in the way.

Q: Why have some of the words in my post been blanked-out?
A: They have been smurfed!

Q: What is email notification?
A: Something annoying and entierly pointless.

[Miriel]

Hello, I think I like you.

[SinSpawnAmadeus]

Ultima Shadow:That would have been awesome if I wasn't sure you spent entirely too long writing it.

[My name is...something..?]

Trust Ultima Shadow's words.
For he is wise.

[faster skating penguin]

Welcome to EoFF! :)

Before you start posting, it's important to read the "Ultima Shadow's faq".:greenie:


Ultima Shadow's faq

User Maintenance

Q: Why should I register?
A: Because you get an awesome, yet completely unimportant "custom title" when you've been registered for 8 months.

Q: I like cookies!
A: Milkshake is better.

Q: How do I clear my cookies?
A: Clear? You're supposed to EAT them!!!

Q: How can I change the information in my profile?
A: Magic.

Q: What is the signature for?
A: It's cool, awesome and hot.

Q: I lost my password, what can I do?
A: Panic! There's not much else to do, really...

Q: What about those custom ranks under people’s names?
A: They are the reason you registered. I already mentioned them earlier.

Q: How do I put one of those little pictures under my name?
A: NO! STAY AWAY! AAAAAAAAARGH!!! :(

Q: What are the buddy and ignore lists?
A: Buddy list: Pointless. Ignore list: Rather pointy! OMFG! I'm sooo witty!



General Forum Usage

Q: What are the general rules of EoFF?
A: Well...
1) Hentai > Porn. If you dissagree, you'll be eaten alive by tentacle monsters!
2) Always think of the member "Ultima Shadow" as your god.
3) Ultima Shadow is better than you at Super Smash Bros Melee. If you disagree, you'll get spanked by Sheik's F-Air.
4) Ultima Shadow is better than you at games in general. If you disagree, you'll get your ass kicked by a beaver.
5) You may eat breakfast while posting at EoFF, but you may NOT eat breakfast AFTER posting at EoFF.
6) Always wash your hands after posting.
7) If you read the spoiler, you'll get BANNED!!!

Q: Are introduction threads allowed?
A: No, but newbie threads are! LOLZ!!!1111111111

Q: Argh, I have questions. Help me.
A: So what? I have millions of unanswered questions like, for example, "why does the universe exist?" And "why can't I find more pics of that hot anime babe?" And "why do I post long, unexpected and unnecessary posts in newbie threads?"
...but will someone ever "help me" and answhere those questions? No, probably not. So stop moaning about having 1 unanswered, unimportant and silly question.

Q: Can I search the forum?
A: Sure, go ahead.

Q: Can I send email to other members?
A: Yup.

Q: What is Private Messaging?
A: What is water? Seriously, don't ask obivious questions.

Q: How do I use the Member List?
A: I'm too lazy to answear this question. Sad? Yes. Do I care? Nope.

Q: How do I use the calendar?
A: You don't.

Q: What are announcements?
A: Doesn't matter, because nobody ever reads them anyways.

Q: How do I rate a thread?
A: By giving it 5 stars.

Q: Where can I find the RSS feed?
A: The what?

Q: What are referrals?
A: None of your buisness.

Q: What are the various thread display options?
A: "Normal" mode.


Reading and Posting Messages

Q: Are there any special codes/tags I can use to markup my posts?
A:

Q: What are smilies?
A: :tongue:

Q: Code Buttons and Clickable Smilies.
A: Beavers and Deadly Mushrooms.

Q: How do I create and vote in polls?
A: Step 1: create them. Step 2: vote in them. There, you're done! That wasn't too hard, now was it?

Q: What Are Attachments?
A: Drugs.

Q: What are message icons?
A: Not drugs.

Q: Can I edit my own posts?
A: Only if you can find the edit button.

Q: What Are Cid’s Knights?
A: They are like Shinra. They get in the way.

Q: Why have some of the words in my post been blanked-out?
A: They have been smurfed!

Q: What is email notification?
A: Something annoying and entierly pointless.

FAQ MORE LIKE FAG LOLOL

[KentaRawr!]

FA<b>G</b> MORE LIKE FA<b>Q</b> LOLOL

BROKE'D ;)

Anyways, welcome to EoFF, and enjoy your stay.

[faster skating penguin]

"p"-owned :(

[Anaisa]

The newbie is gone.:(

[My name is...something..?]

So he is.
*closes thread in his mind*

[KentaRawr!]

I suppose upon learning how to *snip* , the cid's knights bestowed upon me the power to ban.

P.S. Why was he banned anyway?

[faster skating penguin]

meow?

[Ultima Shadow]

P.S. Why was he banned anyway?

7) If you read the spoiler, you'll get BANNED!!!

[KentaRawr!]

So he was banned because he read the spoiler? >_< I read the spoiler, too! (Runs away)

[Yamaneko]

You had me at "goodbye".