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-N-
01-18-2006, 06:38 PM
This thread is a test to see how minimally your posts link back to the current topic. As with most threads, the topic can change throughout the thread's life, so post accordingly.

I want to discuss hats. I really don't think I look good in a hat, but I'm wearing one right now anyways. I think it's because my head is too ovally in the wrong direction. Why aren't you wearing hats?

SammieBabe
01-18-2006, 06:42 PM
'cause I have poofy Gilda Radner hair. And I'm at work. Plus I look dumb in a hat.

Breine
01-18-2006, 06:44 PM
I wish I could wear hats, but I just look silly with them on. I really want to wear caps on my bad hair-days and such, plus there are many cool caps out there. I guess it is my head that is too big :)

Zeldy
01-18-2006, 06:49 PM
Nobody wears hats in my school, I don't want to be the first.

Im not a hat person anyways. Ive been told I really suit them, but eh

Lindy
01-18-2006, 06:51 PM
Man, I loved that South Park episode where they're trying to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from re-releasing an edited version of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"GIVE THAT MAN A BABY!"

Shauna
01-18-2006, 06:52 PM
I don't wear hats too often. I don't like wearing them much, although I am often told that I suit hats. I have that picture of me when I'm wearing that pink hat. But really, that pink hat rocks. :cool:

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 06:57 PM
I always thought that Gandalf the Grey should be more powerful than Gandalf the White.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 07:02 PM
I always thought Gandalf the Grey should take a bath and have his robes dry-cleaned.

Loony BoB
01-18-2006, 07:02 PM
Sadly, I do not own a hat. =/

Shoden
01-18-2006, 07:07 PM
I have many hats but you must journey to Mt Etna, take a wizz in the crater and moonwalk down then bring me back 7 magic beans then shall you see my sacred hats!

Moonwalk > Macarena

DK
01-18-2006, 07:09 PM
I got a new hat today, take a look:

http://www.tropicalisland.de/india/delhi/thumbnails/DEL%20Delhi%20-%20Gurdwara%20Bangla%20Sahib%20Sikh%20temple%20portrait%20with%20colourful%20turban%2001%203008x2000 .jpg

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 07:11 PM
I always thought Gandalf the Grey should take a bath and have his robes dry-cleaned.If you were to drink his bathwater, would you gain magical powers, or would you need a little something extra on top?

Lindy
01-18-2006, 07:12 PM
It's not a drink if it doesn't have a little pink umbrella, you of all people should know that.

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 07:15 PM
Gandalf fashions little pink umbrellas from the still-warm flesh of his hobbit victims.

Shoeberto
01-18-2006, 07:15 PM
Man, I loved that South Park episode where they're trying to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from re-releasing an edited version of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"GIVE THAT MAN A BABY!"
"It was self-defense!"

She tells me she doesn't like hats. Baseball caps, at least. So I burned 'em all. I'm a bit of a pyro, you see.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 07:18 PM
Gandalf fashions little pink umbrellas from the still-warm flesh of his hobbit victims.
I always wondered, if you skinned hobbit feet, could you wear them as shoes?

Flying Mullet
01-18-2006, 07:18 PM
Whatever happened to Pyro? I haven't seen him in any games lately. Not that I've been looking. :shifty:

I always wondered, if you skinned hobbit feet, could you wear them as shoes?
I think that they'd be too small.

Xaven
01-18-2006, 07:21 PM
I don't own any hats or ever wear them.

However, I do like beanies with faces on them. Like kitty heads and stuff. Still, I don't wear them.

I'm a bit of a pyro, you see.
Aren't we all? =3

themagicroundabout
01-18-2006, 07:21 PM
Nature's answer to the mechanical bull:
http://www.cogsci.indiana.edu/farg/harry/bio/zoo/bull.jpg

Lindy
01-18-2006, 07:21 PM
I think that they'd be too small.
What if we started farming hobbits? With large numbers of them, we'd have a lot of feet to skin, then we could fashion shoes from what we harvest.

It'll be a new trend.

Flying Mullet
01-18-2006, 07:24 PM
Or should we mate the larger hobbits in hopes of getting even larger hobbits?

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 07:25 PM
Or should we mate the larger hobbits in hopes of getting even larger hobbits?I'd like to nominate the first hobbit couple to be 'mated', if I may.

Gary Coleman and Eyes on Final Fantasy's very own Jojo.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 07:26 PM
1) Take a Hobbit and an Ogre
2) ????
3) PROFIT!

Flying Mullet
01-18-2006, 07:27 PM
Hmm, kind of like an elephant and a pig!

Shoden
01-18-2006, 07:29 PM
You can't mate an Elephant and a pig, watch South park dammit!
Gandalf the Grey was the better dancer.

Xaven
01-18-2006, 07:32 PM
Hmm, kind of like an elephant and a pig!
Or a Chihuahua and a Great Dane.

-N-
01-18-2006, 07:37 PM
2) ????I believe step 2 would be to have them perform in a circus.

Aren't we all? =3Nature's answer to the mechanical bull:What a clutch response! Natural bulls do tend to have longer lifespans than mechanical bulls, mostly because they don't have people messing with their parts, or if they do, they maul them like this:

Snipped. YOU MESS WITH THE BULL AND YOU GET THE HORNS - HSUNAMI

Rye
01-18-2006, 07:44 PM
I'd wear a hat, but I'm having a good hair day for once. xD

Shoden
01-18-2006, 07:45 PM
oh yeah the thread's about hats, ok, err, I have a hat, it's called Billy.

Shoeberto
01-18-2006, 07:46 PM
I'd wear a hat, but I'm having a good hair day for once. xD
My hair has been doing this flippy thing just right lately. Like, the bangs come down and whoosh curl over, and they lay down just right. I dig it. I should blog about it, but meh.

boris no no
01-18-2006, 07:50 PM
I wonder how fish wear hats

Lindy
01-18-2006, 07:51 PM
My hair has been doing this flippy thing just right lately. Like, the bangs come down and whoosh curl over, and they lay down just right. I dig it. I should blog about it, but meh.
Man, I have such a good laugh just pressing the random journal button on LiveJournal, then I almost die from an overload of emo ;(

Flying Mullet
01-18-2006, 07:52 PM
Neel got the horns! Neel got the horns!

Shoeberto
01-18-2006, 07:53 PM
Man, I have such a good laugh just pressing the random journal button on LiveJournal, then I almost die from an overload of emo ;(
It almost sounds like I'm quoting that YTMND song, but really I wasn't. It is doing this flippy thing just right. Maybe I'm just excited about it because generally my hair looks like complete rubbish but right now it's looking coo'.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 07:55 PM
You're gonna go out on the town and show it off to all the little chickadees?

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 07:57 PM
Hsu totally stole my brand new look! *slaps*

SammieBabe
01-18-2006, 07:58 PM
:barf:

:(

Lindy
01-18-2006, 07:58 PM
Hsu totally stole my brand new look! *slaps*
I think you two should get it together, then we'll have an insane tidal wave moderating the forums as your love child.

-N-
01-18-2006, 07:59 PM
Neel got the horns! Neel got the horns!I got horned in your game update too. :\ Why can't I abuse the Ninja's obscene agility to level it up to 25 on the first fight anymore? ;_;

edit: PSYCHOTIC HSUNAMI I GET IT i laughed aloud with mirth and merriment

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:00 PM
Neel fails.

Flying Mullet
01-18-2006, 08:03 PM
I got horned in your game update too. :\ Why can't I abuse the Ninja's obscene agility to level it up to 25 on the first fight anymore? ;_;
There's no challenge if people exploit it. :p

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 08:09 PM
I think you two should get it together, then we'll have an insane tidal wave moderating the forums as your love child.Even though my offspring would be a filthy mod, at least I could sleep at night, safe in the knowledge that he or she would have truly smashing hair.

Flying Mullet
01-18-2006, 08:10 PM
Leave Yams out of this!

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:12 PM
Even though my offspring would be a filthy mod, at least I could sleep at night, safe in the knowledge that he or she would have truly smashing hair.
You know, I've really never understood the origins of the whole Greek plate smashing thing.

I think it's illegal now anyway, such a shame, the senseless violence towards crockery was beautiful.

The Man
01-18-2006, 08:13 PM
Mountains are nice. [/chrono trigger]

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:13 PM
DUDE STOP GOING OFF TOPIC.

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 08:15 PM
Yeah Aaron, we're trying to have a respectable conversation about, y'know, stuff here without you coming along and messing everything up.

The Man
01-18-2006, 08:17 PM
SOTP BENIG ON-TPOIC IN TEH TANGEANT THREATH :mad2:

Shoden
01-18-2006, 08:18 PM
I hardly have any hair, I hate it this way, I demand my hair is left uncut from now till June.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:19 PM
That's it Aary, I'm calling the Grammar Police on you.

Though the SA of the Grammar Nazis may get to you first.

The Man
01-18-2006, 08:20 PM
Wouldn't it be the Grammar Gestapo?

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:20 PM
That's just the EoFF division of a greater organisation.

lern2internethistory

Cz
01-18-2006, 08:21 PM
I'm worried that I may be too late in arriving to the thread, and that all the good jokes will already have been taken.

The Man
01-18-2006, 08:22 PM
That's just the EoFF division of a greater organisation.

lern2internethistoryI'll smile and nod, and pretend I have a clue what's going on here.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:22 PM
I'm worried that I may be too late in arriving to the thread, and that all the good jokes will already have been taken.
That and a large quantity are reserved for more important people.

LOLBURN

Cz
01-18-2006, 08:24 PM
That and a large quantity are reserved for more important people.

LOLBURNWhere exactly do you buy oven gloves, anyway?

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:29 PM
Where exactly do you buy GLOVES?

Jesus, I'm trying to get a pair but I have no idea where to go.

Do I go to a clothes shop or what?

Rye
01-18-2006, 08:30 PM
In the absense of the banned CrashNUMBERS:

Well AARON!! XD

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 08:30 PM
Try Debenham's.

Heck, I'd have thought someone like you would never leave Debenham's. Is it Debenham's or Debenhams? Lindy, educate me.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:32 PM
http://www.debenhams.com/

I go there for the restaurant, damn tasty steak pie.

I shop at Next and Topman mostly because, well, I AM a Top Man.

Crash was banned? Anyone care to say why so I can giggle like a little girl? It was porn wasn't it, he posted porn by accident, didn't he?

Cz
01-18-2006, 08:33 PM
You see, these are exactly the sort of questions that God should be answering. "What's the point of stinging nettles?" also springs to mind.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:34 PM
To punish boisterous children who enjoy nature.

DK
01-18-2006, 08:36 PM
Crash wasn't ready for the big wide world of the internet yet, that's why he was banned.

This is what Hsu told me, anyway. Right before he took off his pants and made sweet love to me.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:36 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar!

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 08:37 PM
I bid a dollar fifty-nine.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:37 PM
Goddamn game of one-upmanship, that's what this is.

...Dollar sixty.

DK
01-18-2006, 08:38 PM
Money can't buy me love.

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:38 PM
But it can buy you a better RealDoll.

Sicko.

Cz
01-18-2006, 08:38 PM
There's a new one out? :hyper:

A thousand pesos!

Rye
01-18-2006, 08:38 PM
Crash wasn't ready for the big wide world of the internet yet, that's why he was banned.

This is what Hsu told me, anyway. Right before he took off his pants and made sweet love to me.

I bet that is a brown man lie.

DK
01-18-2006, 08:39 PM
Why would anyone want a RealDoll. It'd be like humping a giant action man with boobs.

Edit: stfu noob

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:39 PM
I bet that is a brown man lie.
...Dan has turned Hsu BROWN!

From the fact of what you're comparing it to, I can only imagine you've tried to add boobs to a giant action man and made love to it.

DK
01-18-2006, 08:40 PM
Pfft, he was always Brown on the inside. He just wanted to hide it, but the call of the Brown was too much and too strong for him, and he couldn't rid himself of his desire to become a doctor and work for the NHS.

Psychotic
01-18-2006, 08:40 PM
But it can buy you a better RealDoll.

Sicko.My RealDoll is called Lindsey and she spits acid at me. I based her on my favourite person. :)

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:41 PM
I'm honoured, but in reality, I exhale alkali.

Shoeberto
01-18-2006, 08:41 PM
I cannot either confirm nor deny any of the standing accusations against me.

But man, could I go for some curry.

DK
01-18-2006, 08:42 PM
I couldn't help it, man. It's not MY fault they ran out of ideas and resorted to making all sorts of Crazy Action men to keep the thing selling. Transvestite Action Man came with its own dress and handbag gun. I COULDN'T RESIST

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:43 PM
I cannot either confirm nor deny any of the standing accusations against me.

But man, could I go for some curry.
Man, we're screwed now, it's gonna spread like a virus until this place becomes Eyes on Bombay Mix.

DK
01-18-2006, 08:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/bhangrahighfive.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/kinggandhi.jpg

Lindy
01-18-2006, 08:45 PM
Ghandi only managed his success because of his NHS glasses.

fire_of_avalon
01-18-2006, 08:58 PM
Whatever happened to Pyro? I haven't seen him in any games lately. Not that I've been looking. :shifty:

I think that they'd be too small.

Nah, hobbits had big feets. So I'd go out on a limb and say that many women and some men would be able to wear hobbit foot-skin as shoes. Or at the very least, slippers.

And I think you have your answer, Neel. Don't encourage spam. ;)

-N-
01-18-2006, 09:33 PM
This thread was meant to be an exercise in quality spam. And it served its purpose. When you wonder why a spammer was or was not banned, use this thread as a guide. Thank you.