Lets discuss FFVIII in rap

[Shin Gouken]

Your not aloud to talk normally in this thread, you have to rap. c'mon people


Now wait wait wait, just hold on a minute
i like number 8 i'll tell you all about it
its a love story see, between a boy and girl
and defeating an evil sorceress out to rule the world
you play a hero named squall whos a funny kind of guy
he's got issues and an attitude that makes you want to cry
but seifer is my fave he's got style and attitude
he's a really cool guy, c'mon he's a dooooood
Now its your turn to rap, you know its kinda hot
c'mon people have a go, show me what you got

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

ok ok now im gonna tell u this
ive got a gameboy in my pocket and some bling on my fist
i might be gangsta but im not stupid
ff8 kicks ass and im about to introduce u to it:
Irvine is a guy who likes to pop a cap in yo ass
sure he acts bad but he really only passes some gas
he hits on all the ladies and now i see
this is why he will never make the top three
now Rinoa is a girl who is fine as hell
she walks around flirtin like she's under a spell
but when i get to the end of the game
i found out its true and i have no shame
even though it took me about 60 hours in fact
i did everything so i beat the game front and back
now im gonna end my rap cuz i know im phat
now it's somebody else's turn now i want u to rap

[Shoeberto]

Man don't be talkin' like you gotta big blade
G-soljuhs ain't fightin' they just throwin a nade
Get my rank up so I be gettin' paid
This bucket ain't bad but it ain't an escalade

Yo Cid, what cho deal?
Rollin' on to Timber, I'm gonna need some wheels
Can't ride a train, man, that thing's a pain
Who's that dude Laguna? Who's that chick named Raine?




All right I'm done.
edit: And I must say, thank you for providing me with the most entertaining thread I've seen in one of the FF forums in quite some time. Well done :D

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

dude, that was sweet. bustin rhymes everywhere. we should have a gangsta group homie!

[My name is...something..?]

Wow.:)
Just wow.
Too bad I can't rap or I'd be all over this.:(

[Markus. D]

And I hope you feel its gain
Hope you don’t forget its name
For the cause It claimed
the reason I played, tell me, was it all in vain?
I walk with squall and chain
its liberi fatali I sang.

And the man would say
...

Coz they don't wanna hear
7 fans dont wanna hear
But its loud and clear
And its deep inside my soul.
8 is the best and so it seems the truth is spoke, spoke.


(altered lyrics of a certain song... It wouldve sounded lamer then it does now if I made it up from scratch)

[FinalCetra]

I can't rap either, but I am gonna try.

Now yo, theres a game called FF8,
It may be a love story, but don't hate,
It's got love, action, trajedy, one of the best FFs made!
It even features squall and his kick-ass gunblade!

And Rinoa with her dog, she's chillin in blue,
And even lttle Seplphie, and her low cut skirt too!
Layin in wait is irvine with his gun;
he's a sniper, number ONE!

Then there's Quistice with her whip,
her and the 'Trepies' add some hip,
And the martial artist, his name is Zell,
And he'll send all you homeies straight to hell!

[daniel kid]

i dissagree with some of the things you said dude kickass game,best ff made no no non on on nono nonon on on o no noon nono non no
etc
xD

[boys from the dwarf]

this is one of the best games ever made.
clouds sword aint got nothin on sqalls gunblade!
irvine with his hat and his badass gun
and zell always eating them hotdog buns.
its double F 8 dont forget that name
FF8s story wil drive you insane.
FF8s great so listen to this,
even though its a love story you better not dis.

funnest thread ever. i never have tried to rap before but im suprised how well ive done.

[McLovin']

Final Fantasy 8
It's so great
With Bahamut and Cid
who you gonna kid?
And the rivalry with Seifer and Squall
Makes ya head bounce off the wall
So you wannta call Square and say "More, more, is that all?"
With the Ragnarok, SeeDs and Garden too
This is the Final Fantasy for me and you!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

yeah some of u need to do one thing, try and make ur lines the same length so u don't have to say words longer to make them sound the same length.:D

[Shoeberto]

Ya'll say eight is great, but yo noobs
I don't care if Rinoa has fantastic boobs
Just don't say I said that to a girl some call Rubes
'cause then I'd need to be investin' in hand lubes.

Werd.

[Markus. D]

yeah some of u need to do one thing, try and make ur lines the same length so u don't have to say words longer to make them sound the same length.:D

yeah you of you need to do one thing, try and make your lines the anti-engrish length so you don't have to say words shorter to make them sound the same length!

[Mittopotahis]

Yo Yo, Sup me homies? This is my rap.

Bah Bah Black Squall, have you any heart?
No punk, No punk, screw yourself.
Thats not very nice of you young man.
I said go away before I take your lamb.

Bah Bah black Rinoa, have you any brain?
Yes Sir, Yes sir, more than you.
I can read the future and do lots stuff.
And have a cool limit break with my dog.

Bah Bah black Selphie, have you any dignity?
Oh-no, umm-um, I don't know.
I always make a fool of myself
by singing about trains and talking gibberish.

Bah Bah black Zell, have you any idea?
Yes I do, And its ON YOUR FACE! *punches*

Bah Bah black black Ze..*punches*

Bah Bah black Quistis, isn't Blue magic cool?
Yes it is and I have it all.
There is nothing you can do about it.
Apart from making me attack myself with Degenerator.

Bah Bah black Irvine, have you any girl?
Yes I have about 18 girls.
What are their names, please tell us all.
Selphie, Selphie, Selphie, Rinoa, Selphie, Selphie Selphie and Quistis Selphie.

Don't ask, its my lame attempt at being funny.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

yeah you of you need to do one thing, try and make your lines the anti-engrish length so you don't have to say words shorter to make them sound the same length!
at least i can rap! :D i can flow biach. simple as that. and when mine have long lines and don't match there is a rythm that makes them work, uinlike urs. i can tell these things. so there.

[Rocket Edge]

cool thread!:D

ill do one about squall through irvines eyes.
ok check it...
i thought i seen you runnin from a monster, i think it was a bomb,
man all you had to do was junction fire to keep away from harm,
but that was years ago, here we are fightin omega togetha,
its hard to describe what i feel under this roof and i dont mean the weather,
then the unthinkable happened, you got hit and slammed against the wall, before you knelt over, and broke into a fall,
but when you got up, i knew this day belonged to squall, because that glint in yo eye never doubted me befowre,
with the slash of a gunblade, omega flew back,
when deafeated he arose and left with a crack,
right there i thanked him, and today i still do,
when someone asks me what happened, i tell it in account of you.
peace!!!

ok, hmm, il do one bout seifer!
they say you learn from the best but for me it was from the west,
shortin with the man with griever on his chest,
but now we got the new-school, uncool,
led by the phoney mutha****a sayin' i rule,
thinkin hes great with a posse with the ammount of two,
everybody know they fake seifer, so hows about you?!:D

[a nirvana fan]

Music is like sweets, the rappers always get thrown away.

[Rocket Edge]

Music is like sweets, the rappers always get thrown away.
thats wrappers dear...

[Markus. D]

at least i can rap! :D i can flow biach. simple as that. and when mine have long lines and don't match there is a rythm that makes them work, uinlike urs. i can tell these things. so there.

*thumbs up*


edit: okay, I'll do it how you want me yo :(

FF yo, yo, yo.
8 yo, yo, you.
what up yo, fool, yo
sup sup yo, yo.
bling sup chav sup yo.

any better?

edit: I kinda suck at rap.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

:lol: u used yo like 10 times. i didn't say to do that!:D

[Markus. D]

then how about this?

8 sup, sup, sup.
FF sup, sup, supu.
what up sup, fool, sup
yo yo sup, sup.
chav yo bling yo sup.

[?????]

then how about this?

8 sup, sup, sup.
FF sup, sup, supu.
what up sup, fool, sup
yo yo sup, sup.
chav yo bling yo sup.

BEST RAP SONG EVER.

[boys from the dwarf]

then how about this?

8 sup, sup, sup.
FF sup, sup, supu.
what up sup, fool, sup
yo yo sup, sup.
chav yo bling yo sup.
have you ever even listened to a rap before because i doubt you even know what the beats speeds supposed to be.

[Markus. D]

have you ever even listened to a rap before because i doubt you even know what the beats speeds supposed to be.

yep :)

im just rapping how he does.

[Shin Gouken]

then how about this?

8 sup, sup, sup.
FF sup, sup, supu.
what up sup, fool, sup
yo yo sup, sup.
chav yo bling yo sup.



I like how you just sneaked FF into that :D


Now, listen up, button up, quiet ya'll, thats enough,
Can you dig, this crazy /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif, number VIII, i'm lovin it
From the alpha to omega you'll see squall fall for his rinoa
And fight some battles with Ifrit, seifer ultima and edea
Gaurdian force, yeah summon their powaaaa
And watch in awe as they devourrrrrrr
But whats with the clowns who think R=U
Its crazy, untrue, but what can ya dooo
My favorite scene was seeing Odin get owned
But i wish their was a scene where rinoa got boned
All in all, i give it ten out of ten
Coz this game is the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif, you know it makes sense

[Markus. D]

heh heh, I liked that one you just made.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

i don't rap like that! mine doesn't have 10 of the same words. sweet rap shinangel!

[Mittopotahis]

then how about this?

8 sup, sup, sup.
FF sup, sup, supu.
what up sup, fool, sup
yo yo sup, sup.
chav yo bling yo sup.


UZ B THE NXT 50 CENT!!!

I'm serious, that's awesome. xD

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

UZ B THE NXT 50 CENT!!!

I'm serious, that's awesome. xD
sounds like some of u need to listen to rap some more. or get lessons

[Rice Cake]

* raps "I like Final Fantasy VIII" *

[Markus. D]

sounds like some of u need to listen to rap some more. or get lessons

most of us do... I just dont like how you tend to enjoy controlling my posts ;\

[-N-]

Great start folks - but you have this (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=68627) to compare to.

I can feel the beat better on this one though (at least, the first three posts).

:up:

[Awesomeman]

Yo, my homiz.
FF8 is crap
see I can rap
If u don't agree wit me
I'll just snap
see I can rap
FF8 is crap
:)

[boys from the dwarf]

FF8n is the second best FF and you are very bad at rapping but not the worse ive seem in this thread.

[Captain Maxx Power]

So brothers be frontin' cause they just can't see
The miracle of this final fantasy
Gunblades and flying gardens be round
Sorcerress for you to pound
Give it up, pack it up, and jump on our train
There ain't no way around not even a plane
Well there is a spaceship called Ragnarok
But ride into the LP and you're in for a shock
Sparks and spells and all that sh*t
All make up to a kickass kit
So I'll sign of now but just incase you missed it
FF8's cool because it's got Quistis:

http://pageperso.aol.fr/zzlinoazz/images/quistis.jpg

Fo' crunk! :love:

[Awesomeman]

FF8n is the second best FF and you are very bad at rapping but not the worse ive seem in this thread.

Its my opinion and thank you.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Tuskasa, who sad i was controlling. u were makin fun of me by makin those crappy raps and i was only givin advice form the start.so stop hatin' :D

[boys from the dwarf]

Its my opinion and thank you.
okay then but your still bad at rapping.and thats just my opinion:).

[Markus. D]

Tuskasa, who sad i was controlling. u were makin fun of me by makin those crappy raps and i was only givin advice form the start.so stop hatin' :D


im not hating.... but its not the first time you've done it.

for example, in the Own character thread, you were telling everyone to stay in a certain limit ... to be specific, this is what you posted.



ppl, i insist u keep to limits! look at my post before, pls!

mkay, now thats over, i'm finished ranting, back to the thread :)

[Theory Master]

haha funny thread,

here:

squall never talks his brain out loud
but then again hes not insane like cloud
forget a pink plane hel take the train around
squall 'l swing his gunblade round
while clouds prolly deppressed in the slum playground
hel battle ya from balamb to galbadia
spells will hardly damage ya
but from hell comes diablos with gravija
squall kills when the lionheart is stabbin ya
he skids to the gate like a car chase
its that guy with the scarface
zell 'l prolly swing a guitar round ya face
he plays cards but theres no ace
gf's are the latest showcase
they mess up ya memory
who cares drink another remedy
theres no equippin accessory's
use brute force for killin their enemy's
but im soft when i hear rinoa's melody
zells fist will hit their chest like a heavy sedetive
ready for for anythng and very competitive
irvine will strike like a viper sheddin skin
with the precision of a sniper pushin led in
quistis decision is the final end ting