What would you do in a barfight?

[-N-]

Single line only, please. Here are some starters.

throws a kegshell at $nick
bashes $nick 's face into the bartop
breaks a bottle of whiskey over $nick
kicks out the barstool under $nick

The good ones will be featured in !barfight in #fat_chocobo.

[Rengori]

Take the barstool, put the remains of a broken beer bottle on it, and bash it into $nick's balls.

[Rye]

Well, I wouldn't have it in #eoff, that's for sure. xD

[~SapphireStar~]

Kick the person in the groin area (man or woman, doesnt matter, it still hurts), get the nice big bouncer to chuck them out cause they were being mean to wittle old me :(

[Miriel]

I'd pour liquor on everyone and light a match.

[Rengori]

No wait, I got a different one!
Break a beer bottle on their head, stab in the groin, take some more beer, splash it into the previously stabbed groin, and THEN light the match!

[faster skating penguin]

i'd jump the shark and bang on the jukebox

[NeoCracker]

Run away screaming like a little school girl.

[~SapphireStar~]

Run away screaming like a little school girl.
I was going to say that, but I didnt want to seem cowardly ... Been years since I was a little school girl, although I can still wear the uniform :D

[NeoCracker]

I too used to be a school girl, once upon a time. Now I am but a cowardly man who runs from drunks.

[Madonna]

Hit $nick with a bus!

Failing that, I think I'd resort to grinding $nick's face down the length of the bar before shoving them off. :|

[Doublehex]

I wouldn't be caught in that situation because theres no chance I'm goign to a bar.

[Yamaneko]

I don't think people on IRC go to bars.

[Giga Guess]

Hmmmm....

Grap $nick's arm mid-punch, then rapidly throw two or three punches to $nick's nose. While he's dazed, I'd spin him around and put him in a sleeper hold. Nighty-night!

[Hawkeye]

Pee on $nick

[escobert]

I don't think people on IRC go to bars.
yes, yes we do.

[Shoden]

All you need is a shotgun and you're sorted.

[escobert]

Oh and in a bar fight I'd break a bottle and stab em with it. then hit em! HARD BABY HARD! then I'd take all the bar hotties home with me!

[Mittopotahis]

pushes $nick in the back, and blames it on the guy standing next to him.

[Shaun]

I don't think people on IRC go to bars.

Haha. I was just waiting for someone to say that.

[Lindy]

Broken bottle FACE.

[Christmas]

http://estherkustanowitz.typepad.com/photos/birthday_bringer_2005/barfight.jpg

I alway thought this is the first thing people will do before anything else.

[Neco Arc]

I'd probably throw up on an attacker...

[DK]

#bar > #fat_chocobo

[Lost Number]

Double Andrew. (Back into ally, turn around, almost hit each other, then punch or kick opponent behind ally) That would look so cool. I managed it once. Now I need another ally after they took a broken bottle in the face.

[themagicroundabout]

I would buy the other competitor a drink, and hopefully avoid the whole ordeal!

[Faris]

Wonder why I'm fighting a bar.

[fire_of_avalon]

Dives into $nick's lap
cries on $nick's shoulder
drunk tangos with $nick
kicks $nick's jukebox
is $nick's jukebox hero (with stars in his eyes)

[-N-]

you're weird, foa. stop making suggestions.

[dante the demon prince]

id kick some drunks asses

[Lost Number]

Headbutt someone.
Kneecap someone.
Call in the RA and blow the place.

[dante the demon prince]

all id have to do is punch ppl

[KentaRawr!]

I would use some drunken-fist style moves on him. With each swig of beer I take, I can use a new attack! *hic*

[Rase]

Sissy slaps $nick.
Asks $nick for his phone number.

[Jess]

Take a break and drink a beer.

[Rocket Edge]

Headbutt someone.
Kneecap someone.
Call in the RA and blow the place.:D
grab a glass ash-tray and swing it for his face, it will smash to pieces, and yet so will his face...

[Tempest]

I'd take a pool stick, hit someone, then run away.

[childroland]

I would punch somguy in the face never a woman only men and then I would improvise from there.

[mooglebunni608]

hmmmmm, wreak havoc with Meteor!!!!

[Venom]

Run like Hell!

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Grab my mates and get the hell out....

[Anaisa]

Well heres two for you, this one is for a guy. First id drop kick them, then wait until they got back up, then pull out my nunchaku, an give there face a fine beating with them. Then id kick them in the groin, then the shin, then a swift kick to the stomach, then id do a trip on them, then id stamp on their stomach a few times, then their nose, breaking it in the process, before finally stamping straight across their mouth, and taking out all their front teeth. Then id flip back towards the door, an then leave. Now heres one for a girl. First it would be right hook, left hook, right hook, then id roundhouse her, then drag them back up in a headlock, then poke them in the eyes, then grab them by the back of the hair, and repeatedly slam their face into the bar. Then as they fell to the floor in a bloody mess id give them one last swift kick to the stomach, then strut out.

[Christmas]

I cannot fit into the door of the bar due to my size. I wish to be part of it! :(

[Mr Gashtacular]

some fucked up ppl in this thread

[KentaRawr!]

Honestly I only drink at home, so if I'm getting in a fight then it's a home invasion. In which case, I'll cry, because I like my privacy. :(

[Bubba]

Film it