Girls are evil

[Flying Mullet]

I'm sure a few of have seen this before, but the "Who has it easier" thread made me think of it and it always makes me chuckle.

Anyways, scientific proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money.
<i>Girls = Time x Money</i>
And as we all know "time is money."
<i>Time = Money</i>
Therefore:
<i>Girls = Money x Money = (Money) ^ 2</i>
And because "money is the root of all evil":
<i>Money = √—evil</i>
Therefore:
<i>Girls = (√—evil) 2</i>
And we are forced to conclude that:
<i>Girls = Evil</i>

So, do you think that girls are evil?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

THEY HAVE CUDDIES!

[Alive-Cat]

Only the attractive ones...:cry:

[ffxfreak93]

lol,thats true

[Venom]

Every girl who says no to dating me is evil.

[Anaisa]

I'm sure a few of have seen this before, but the "Who has it easier" thread made me think of it and it always makes me chuckle.

Anyways, scientific proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money.
<i>Girls = Time x Money</i>
And as we all know "time is money."
<i>Time = Money</i>
Therefore:
<i>Girls = Money x Money = (Money) ^ 2</i>
And because "money is the root of all evil":
<i>Money = √—evil</i>
Therefore:
<i>Girls = (√—evil) 2</i>
And we are forced to conclude that:
<i>Girls = Evil</i>

So, do you think that girls are evil?
That equation is not scientific proof that all girls are evil. There are plenty of things that take time and money? Are they all evil to? An money is not the root of all evil anyway. Although an increased level of female hormones can make women evil, so maybe that is scientific proof that girls are evil. Although I don't know if the same thing would happen to men if their male hormones were increased.

[Flying Mullet]

Although I don't know if the same thing would happen to men if their male hormones were increased.
Then they get chest hair and sound like "Ahnold" when they talk.

[Anaisa]

Bloody hell! Now that is evil.

[Kirobaito]

Sadly, money is not the root of all evil. The love of money is the root of all evil.

[Psychotic]

Not all girls are evil. Some stop spraying mace in your eyes if you scream loud enough. :)

[Anaisa]

Not all girls are evil. Some stop spraying mace in your eyes if you scream loud enough. :)
I think they probably just ran out of mace.

[Vyk]

That's an Evil I can get into~

[Dignified Pauper]

this is old news.

[Shoden]

It's all true! My sister abuses me all the time!

[Rengori]

Wasn't this the same proof for the Tellytubbies being evil? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=77395&highlight=prrof+evil)

[Lindy]

That's an Evil I can get into~
...God, you don't know how <s>hard</s> difficult it is to resist making lewd comments right now.

EDIT : Hard is the WRONG WORD TO USE.

[Hawkeye]

Lindy is getting a real grip handle on his sexuality

Man you can't use anything good DAMNIT

[Skarr]

Lindy, leave that ignorant fool alone. They don't know that you act like a shark for coments like that. :) Besides, not all chicks are evil. I mean if your mom's evil, wouldn't that have made childhood a bitch? Wait a minute... T_T

[Lindy]

Lindy is getting a real grip handle on his sexuality

Man you can't use anything good DAMNIT
<s>PENIS</s>

I KNOW!

[Samuraid]

The LOVE of money is the root of all evil, not money itself. :p

Here's where the saying came from:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=61&chapter=6&verse=10&version=31&context=verse

[Dolentrean]

The LOVE of money is the root of all evil, not money itself. :p

Then why do churchs beg for it all the time?

Well the math in the problom makes sence, so girls are evil! its settled!

[Vyk]

...God, you don't know how <s>hard</s> difficult it is to resist making lewd comments right now.

EDIT : Hard is the WRONG WORD TO USE.
Kinda the point ^_^'

[Samuraid]

Then why do churchs beg for it all the time?

They don't. It's just where the saying originally came from.

Heh, I've seen people try and take "the love of money" and make the equation into:
love(girls) = evil

But somehow, I don't think anyone would want it that way. :p

[The Man]

That equation fails, because if girls require time and money, then Girls = Time + Money, not Time x Money.

[Doomie]

They're evil, but I forgive them 'cuz they have boobs.

[mooglebunni608]

Listen, listen, LISTEN TO ME!!!
There is no scientific proof that girls are evil!!!





we just ARE evil.
xD

[TifaLockhart7]

Girls are NOT evil!!! You men are lazy!!!

[Shiny]

Guys are not lazy! My dad is living proof of that. Some are but others...eh. And all girls are not evil. You'll never get anywhere saying things like that.

[mooglebunni608]

THEY HAVE CUDDIES!
It's coodies, not cudies.
and, no, we don't, it's only the guys who have em!

[Vyk]

Cooties. And what are we being called lazy for?

[Markus. D]

It's coodies, not cudies.
and, no, we don't, it's only the guys who have em!

I believe its Cooties.

by the way.... a heavy percent of them dont have knits in there hair.

[HowlingMonkey]

Perhaps, but guys are icky and gross. So ner! :tongue:

[-Kadaj-]

not all girls are evil. but there is more girls who are evil then the ones who aren't. i'm proof of that. i'm evil.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

well i all depends on preference this days i heard evil was cool anyways ;) but personally i prefer the nice ones....when one will actually pop up is another matter!

[Lost Number]

Since due to human rights Man=Women therefore Boy=Girl therefore all humans are evil. I rest my case.

[Desert Wolf]

I'm sure a few of have seen this before, but the "Who has it easier" thread made me think of it and it always makes me chuckle.

Anyways, scientific proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money.
<i>Girls = Time x Money</i>
And as we all know "time is money."
<i>Time = Money</i>
Therefore:
<i>Girls = Money x Money = (Money) ^ 2</i>
And because "money is the root of all evil":
<i>Money = √—evil</i>
Therefore:
<i>Girls = (√—evil) 2</i>
And we are forced to conclude that:
<i>Girls = Evil</i>

So, do you think that girls are evil?

Credit to Desert Wolf for showing you all the formula in the "Teletubbies are evil" thread.

[Breine]

I also require time and money, but I'm not a girl...? Anyway, I guess some girls are truly evil... especially once a month.

[Lost Number]

Actually, I put the Women=Evil thing in the Teletubbies thread.

[Doomie]

I also require time and money, but I'm not a girl...? Anyway, I guess some girls are truly evil... especially once a month.

I'd give you a kiss right now if I could see you.

[Vyk]

Since due to human rights Man=Women therefore Boy=Girl therefore all humans are evil. I rest my case.
Bisexual? ;P

Perhaps, but guys are icky and gross. So ner!
And I may be icky and gross but I'm still lovable!

[Rengori]

Since due to human rights Man=Women therefore Boy=Girl therefore all humans are evil. I rest my case.
This is old news too.

[-N-]

I pick up girls sometimes.

[kikimm]

Not all girls require time and money. Just one or the other. :)

[SammieBabe]

Not all girls require time and money. Just one or the other. :)
Exactly. It's kids that require both at the same time.

And what's wrong with being evil? Last time I checked, everyone loves a bad girl...;)

[NeoCracker]

Exactly. It's kids that require both at the same time.

And what's wrong with being evil? Last time I checked, everyone loves a bad girl...;)
:jokey:

[Shaun]

Girls aren't really time and money. That's just a stereotypical view of it. Perhaps it is correct for mediocre girls...but not all girls are the same. ;P

[NeoCracker]

Girls aren't really time and money. That's just a stereotypical view of it. Perhaps it is correct for mediocre girls...but not all girls are the same. ;P

I wouldn't mind getting a girl freind without putting any time into it. ANd hey, I'm cheap. A free girlfreind would rock. You should show me these people you you speak of.

And to whoever Said Girls = Time + Money, I shall prove you wrong. If you put one only a few cents, you go down from their. Same if its only a few seconds. Thosw would garuntee Loss. If you put in twenty hours a week and five dolars, you have a lot of time, but the little money means no go. And one dollar compared to a hundred is very disportianate, as a hundred is clearly worth more than a hundred times that. Though the Time X Money is more accurate, It to isn't accurate. So lets try a quadratic equation for it.

Girsl - (-B^2 +/- SquareRoot(2B-4(AC)))/2A

B=the Number of Girls
A=Time in hours
C=Money in dolars.

Lets Say you wan't two girls, devote twenty hours a weak, and have five hundred dollars.

(-4 +/- Squareroot(4-40,000)/20
(-4+199.99)/20
9.79

This is the probablility that it will work. %9.79 Percent. Note that I have based this formula on absolutely nothing. Thank you.

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Not all girls are evil, I may be many things but I have not as of yet, been called evil.

[Flying Mullet]

Wasn't this the same proof for the Tellytubbies being evil? (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=77395&highlight=prrof+evil)

Credit to Desert Wolf for showing you all the formula in the "Teletubbies are evil" thread.

Actually, I put the Women=Evil thing in the Teletubbies thread.

Sorry, but the "Girls are Evil" joke forumla has been around LONG before there even were any Teletubbies in existence. The "Teletubbies are Evil" joke formula was copied from this one as they replaced "Girl" with "Teletubbie". If you want to credit someone it needs to go to someone that came up with it before I was in high school.

[ScottNUMBERS]

I like to think of girls as an investment.

Time + Money = Cooked meals + A tidy house + Someone to blame the accidents that happen on the toilet when someone is slightly off-target.

[Anaisa]

If the best thing you can get your woman to do for you, is cook your meals, and tidy your house, you need a new woman.

[Jebus]

Pfft. Who needs a tidy house.

And nobody's gonna do my cooking but me. I'm so good at it, I can't go back to regular cooking.*

*Note: Arrogance. Whee.

Still. I do my own cooking. I like it.


Anyway, I saw this thing a long time ago, but I don't remember where. You could really say the same thing of anything that requires monetary investment.

[Flying Mullet]

Time + Money = Cooked meals + A tidy house...
Dude, this isn't the 1950s.

[SoulTaker*]

Women arent evil, their conniving, manipulative, and deceitful, but not evil.

jus kiddin, I love all women.

[faster skating penguin]

SINCE WHEN IS EVIL EVER PART OF A MATHMATICAL/SCIENTIFIC EQUATION HUH!?!?!?!?!????

[?????]

THEY HAVE CUDDIES!

Dude, cooties are nothing. It's that new strain you have to worry about: Cooties Type B. They just ran an article on it in Scientific American. Don't you know ANYTHING?

[Rengori]

jus kiddin, I love all women.
Even the ones that will steal your soul, rip out your beating heart, and devour both with a side dish of other various organs?

[Yuna-Lenne]

Girls arent evil :P
And you guys cost time and money too y'know, but we're fine with that :)

[Chibi Angel]

I'm only evil if you piss me off. If you're a good little boy I'll be nice.

[Spammerman]

Girls aren't evil at all.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

I'm only evil if you piss me off. If you're a good little boy I'll be nice.
Same with me :evilking:

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

They can be fun sometimes I suppose.... good laugh..most of them...

[Zeldy]

Im not evil ^_^

[escobert]

Yes, they are.

[Flying Mullet]

Im not evil :radred:
:eek:

[NeoCracker]

Dude, this isn't the 1950s.
But wouldn't it be simpler if it was


SINCE WHEN IS EVIL EVER PART OF A MATHMATICAL/SCIENTIFIC EQUATION HUH!?!?!?!?!????
You have to think outside the box man. Abstact science/math. Its the new thing.

[Mitch]

Girls are evil (http://www.dell.co.nz)

[Resha]

Yes! Yes we are!

[Old Manus]

I cannot see where 'time' fits into the equation.

[Shoden]

Old news Mullet, you can figure it out without the maths and just one word "sister" and it's plural.

I get abuse and items thrown off me for no reason, she is evil and I bet alot of your sisters do similar things too.

[rubah]

I saw some seniors reading this very thing today.