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Loony BoB
01-21-2006, 10:36 AM
...what would you be like? Fighter? Mage? Oddball? Would you attack with fists, blades, magic? What would your purpose be?

I, obviously, would be a chocobo, attacking with my beak and claws. I'd be one of those characters that doesn't really have a purpose, though, because I can't think of one for the life of me. I suppose I'd just be more into the idea of saving the world than anything else. Oh, and my special attack would probably be a *lick* or some kind of ban.

Old Manus
01-21-2006, 10:42 AM
Village Idiot

Moves:!bitchslap

Levian
01-21-2006, 11:16 AM
I'd be an obstacle in the road for the hero to overcome.

-Kadaj-
01-21-2006, 11:34 AM
I think I would be a dark knight. vilan obviously. always crossing the path of the hero to annoy him. rofl
i would use some kinda of long sword.

Twisted Tinkerbell
01-21-2006, 11:41 AM
I would be a mage, and my special power would be spitting acid. Oh and I'd be evil, pure evil.

Christmas
01-21-2006, 11:44 AM
Someone that can knock everything down.

Kossage
01-21-2006, 11:51 AM
The closest one I can think of is a red mage. :p

I'd provide information to people and be the serious guy (but with a fun streak xD) who has the knowledge of something that has happened in the past.

a nirvana fan
01-21-2006, 12:21 PM
I would be a Thief, and I would use bow and arrows.

Alive-Cat
01-21-2006, 02:10 PM
I would be an annoying character that pops up every 30 minutes, gives you some totally random clues that you can't POSSIBLY understand, then runs away.

black orb
01-21-2006, 04:05 PM
>>> A Slime appears!

Doomie
01-21-2006, 04:09 PM
I'd be a topless mermaid. For sure. My special attack would be entice which makes all the hawt ff characters sleep with me.

IceAngel
01-21-2006, 04:28 PM
I think i'd have 2 be da ultimate of everything that you have 2 defeat as a bonus part of the game. I'd be able 2 copy all the heros attributes and combine them into 1 move. They won't stand a chance!

Captain Maxx Power
01-21-2006, 04:28 PM
Pirate Redmage. Scimitars, spells and one funky Jolly Roger hat.

Raistlin
01-21-2006, 06:13 PM
I would, obviously, be a black mage. My main purposes would be death, destruction, and my own personal amusement.

The Summoner of Leviathan
01-21-2006, 06:57 PM
A White Mage/Summoner! *is thinking of FF T*

I would heal my ally and blow the crap out of my enemies by summoning things like Leviathan!

~SapphireStar~
01-21-2006, 07:09 PM
A white mage, so I can defend and protect those closest to me. I would use a staff and get some experince with a sword if possible :D

DK
01-21-2006, 07:16 PM
I'd be a large black man with a gun for an arm and I'd wear a sailor suit.

Ashley Schovitz
01-21-2006, 07:19 PM
I guess I suppose I'll be a white mage/summoner but with a spear instead of a rod. My job is to heal my allies and when the time comes call summons to protect them.

Chibi Angel
01-21-2006, 07:22 PM
I would be a thief/traveler type character, proficient with bow and long knives.

Yamaneko
01-21-2006, 07:23 PM
I'd be the bloke in the pipe.

Madonna
01-21-2006, 08:00 PM
I think I'd be a bard. I'd spin tales, perform concerts in dingy bars, and travel the world looking for my one true love.

All girls go, "Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh~," as their hearts go atwitter.

Jebus
01-21-2006, 08:06 PM
I'd probably roll a critical miss, trip over a stick and break my neck.

Lindy
01-21-2006, 08:09 PM
I wouldn't be a traditional RPG character, I'd be a Nippon Ichi character, powerlevelled to 9999 and better than goddamn all of you.

Earith
01-21-2006, 08:11 PM
I would be a character named Fenris. I would be a fighter, and use old fashion bastard swords. :D

Xaven
01-21-2006, 08:21 PM
Yo' momma.

Venom
01-21-2006, 08:24 PM
I'd be a half cat half tree Sage.

ffxfreak93
01-21-2006, 08:31 PM
i would be a the final boss that has 999999999999999999999 health and all my stats are 999999999999999999

bennator
01-21-2006, 08:39 PM
I'd be the old man that seems weak and useless, except for the fact that I give sage advice. I'd then rescue the party from a sticky situation by using my insanely strong hidden powers, but die as a result.

Reles
01-21-2006, 08:44 PM
R made me a b mage/summoner with x-summon. So I'll stick with that. ;) I'm so dark.

KoShiatar
01-21-2006, 08:51 PM
I'd be a lonesome Dragon Knight, a sort of female Kain with my dragon.

-N-
01-21-2006, 09:04 PM
I'd be the badass NPC who saves the main party's ass all the time.

Barring that, I'd be a Blue Mage with sword skills.

edit: wow, I had this edit window open for an hour xD

Elite Lord Sigma
01-23-2006, 01:13 AM
I'd be a scimitar-wielding Red Mage.

RSL
01-23-2006, 01:16 AM
I would be the mechanically minded member of the party.

Rengori
01-23-2006, 01:50 AM
I'd be a black mage. An evil one. One without a thong.

Tempest
01-23-2006, 01:58 AM
I'd be a Dragoon and my weapon would of course be a lance.

rubah
01-23-2006, 02:02 AM
I would be a time mage.

I'd stop people's movements and giggle and then speed them up faster than normal then cast meteo on them.

oh, R! I have that paper here somewhere. *Gets*



Clement- Ninja/Monk -> 1 hit kill/major dmg all
Allison- White Mage/Archer -> 2x arrows
Alyssa- Summoner/Black Mages-> x-summon
Timothy- Mime/Thief-> Lollipop Calamity
Jason- Knight/Sentinel-> The Jason Lynch
Casey- Bard/Dancer-> Cower'n'Hide
Tiffany- Moogle/Dragoon-> Lure of the Pom

The rest of the paper is my tic tac toe strategies, which I would have to kill you upon showing.

Psychotic
01-23-2006, 02:02 AM
In the BAoTW game I was a spammer which basically was the same as a Knight, but with spammy stuff like User Note Slash. But I went around slaughtering innocent civilians (even though I was fighting for the side of good) anyway.

I think that's very traditional!

Death Penalty
01-23-2006, 02:08 AM
I would be a red mage who whores himself off to fine women.

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
01-23-2006, 02:14 AM
I would be a black mage. Oh the evil I could reep with black magic.
I'd be Oh so EVIL :evilking:

Rengori
01-23-2006, 02:16 AM
I would be a black mage. Oh the evil I could reep with black magic.
I'd be Oh so EVIL :evilking:
High Five!

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
01-23-2006, 02:17 AM
High Five!
xD :D ^_^

Giga Guess
01-23-2006, 02:19 AM
Somewhere between a Paladin and Dragoon.

Bowser
01-23-2006, 02:27 AM
I would be a Time Mage. :cool:

T-MaN
01-23-2006, 03:13 AM
I'd be the giant-sword wielder dude.

Awesomeman
01-23-2006, 04:55 AM
I'd be the kick ass warrior monk. I would use this gaint sword that turns into a rocket launcher. I'd have wings of course and a tail. In the end I would die and then you would have too fight me because I'm the final boss. Man I kick ass.

Zeromus_X
01-23-2006, 04:58 AM
i would be a white mage/cleric/priest. i would heal the party, and eventually cast holy!:D

Rice Cake
01-23-2006, 05:04 AM
I'd be the robot turkey that shoots gernades out of its butt.( you know, instead of eggs. Come on, I'm not that gross.) I'd be the character that you are forced to have. ( You know, like Quina. ) I'd be totally annoying and you'd never use me in combat because I suck. At the end of the game I would be destroyed. THE END.

Del Murder
01-23-2006, 05:14 AM
Paladin.

Vyk
01-23-2006, 05:44 AM
I'd probably be a side-kick type. Someone capable and reliable, but totally not serious. I can become almost as good as the hero. Train me well and I can hold my own. But I only get bit parts. I have a love interest. But it doesn't have enough drama to sustain an RPG plot-device. You'll love me, none-the-less.

Markus. D
01-23-2006, 05:45 AM
Job: Monk.
Role in a fight: Healing/Axe-mancy.

description: I would walk around proudly with my tatooed scalp and my awful sexy sephis axe, helping others, whether they be friend or n00b.

?????
01-23-2006, 05:59 AM
I'd be that supercharacter that's constantly rumored to be in the party and requires a trip to GameFAQs to obtain, but it'd turn out that I'm not really a supercharacter and my only ability would be to throw cheese pizza and duck behind the females whilst playing grab-ass. But if you managed to level me up enough, I'd evolve into my true form, which would be a combination of Sephiroth, Lavos, a 1967 Corvette, and every Megazord ever, and I'd gain a whole bunch of new and incredibly destructive abilities, but they'd all be so impractical that I'm still almost completely useless, because your options would be limited to "hand-to-hand combat with rocks" and "destroy the entire galaxy." Despite my overwhelming power, I'd be the most useless character since Edward.

smittenkitten
01-23-2006, 06:07 AM
Id be a summoner/white mage and have cat ears and have pink wings and be cute :D
(but still kick ass) :smash:

Behold the Void
01-23-2006, 06:26 AM
I wouldn't be a traditional RPG character, I'd be a Nippon Ichi character, powerlevelled to 9999 and better than goddamn all of you.

With antenae.

Devourment
01-23-2006, 10:19 AM
I would like to be a High Class Mage.. Preferably a Black Mage, but with decent sword skills as well.

|^_^~Emo~Boy~^_^
01-23-2006, 01:02 PM
erm... id be a fighter , totally, with guns like Yuna, i would have limited magical knowledge but i would be able to use the magic i have to infuse bullets with certain elements 0_0 ooohh!

blackmage_nuke
01-23-2006, 01:13 PM
I'd be a character who could class change :D

NeoCracker
01-23-2006, 01:17 PM
I would be the Ultimate subordinate to the main villian, who you fight multiple times but still love and I come equiped with an awsome theme song, Like Gilgamesh.

yuno
01-23-2006, 01:34 PM
i would be something like zeromus in a world without the crystal.or ruby weapon who never puts my hands down.the point is,i will be immortal hehe.^_^

Shaun
01-23-2006, 01:45 PM
I would be one of those lonely characters with a dark past. Over time, I would have acquired powerful magic to fight back with.

Yes, I would be a Black Mage.

Miriel
01-23-2006, 06:46 PM
I am a white mage. I heal people. I heal them and I heal them and I keep on healing them because people just don't know when to STOP FIGHTING. :nonono:

Lindy
01-23-2006, 07:08 PM
I am a white mage. I heal people. I heal them and I heal them and I keep on healing them because people just don't know when to STOP FIGHTING. :nonono:
That's because your THF made a bad pull.

Madonna
01-23-2006, 08:09 PM
I am a white mage. I heal people. I heal them and I heal them and I keep on healing them because people just don't know when to STOP FIGHTING. :nonono:
◄Life► plz, D-4

Miriel
01-23-2006, 08:17 PM
◄Life► plz, D-4
Green then red, you nooblet.

Drift
01-23-2006, 08:39 PM
russian ^_^

Madonna
01-23-2006, 11:49 PM
Green then red, you nooblet.That's what I get for trusting a Canadian (http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/showpost.php?p=9249&postcount=14)for my source of tags. Curses.

mooglebunni608
01-24-2006, 02:10 AM
I'd Be a Turk!!!!!!!!
*YAY*
If not, then I'd be a mercenary type. in a dilema where i'm the only person who can save the team, I'd be like; Save the team, or take the money? Take the money, save the team? what to do, what to do.....
Then I'd save the team only cause they offer me twice as much mone as I would have gotten If i hadn't saved em.

Giga Guess
01-24-2006, 05:33 AM
Green then red, you nooblet.


Forgive me, but.....huh?

Yuna-Lenne
01-26-2006, 04:38 PM
Wow thats a hard question *thinks* Well Id either be a white mage or else a lonely character who uses a sword and maybe a bow and arrow :D

fire_of_avalon
01-26-2006, 06:54 PM
I'd be the foa.

Levian
01-26-2006, 06:57 PM
foa would be the useless villager that tells you information you already knew. Twice.

Dark Paladin
01-29-2006, 02:22 PM
Hmm... i'd be like Vincent, he's cool.
Dual pistols, jet-black hair, vampire... but i wudn't wear those wierd golden pointy shoes. They're really bad.

Mirage
01-29-2006, 02:25 PM
I'd be a martial artist, I would be good with my fists, nunchucks and quarterstaffs, and have a bit of chi/chakra for some nice magic-like stuff. I would be pretty confident in my powers, and have a strong sense of justice.

Neco Arc
01-29-2006, 02:31 PM
i'd be the average npc who will repeat the same sentence(es) everytime the hero/heroine talks to me... or i'd be a rock...

yeah probably just a rock...

Christmas
01-28-2023, 04:28 AM
I will be the child npc that is invulnerable and just mop around the place like a parasite eating the remains of whoever that died. :bigsmile: