Any good toasts?

[-N-]

List them here - they can be original or ones you've heard before.

I'll give one you've probably heard.

"Some champagne for all my real friends and some real pain for all my sham friends."

I have a few more toasts, but they're rather lewd or only funny in context.

[KentaRawr!]

"A toast, to the emperor. Long live Kishi!" (Kishi gulps poison) "Ahhh, TASTY!" and Kishi then drops dead. We then find out it was extract of Llama, and Kishi transforms into a Llama and is captured by a fat guy to save the empire! :D

[-N-]

Actually, it's Emperor Psy, thanks to a game of Monopoly gone wrong. >:\

[Magoichi92]

A Toast to this forum (it's new to me though but it seems kwool)

[Nick Schovitz]

I love french toast, can't stand peanutbutter toast cereal.

[Magoichi92]

Um, i guess that works too, lol

[Rye]

I'm good toast. [/Bad pun'd]

No, I don't, actually. :/

[Lost Number]

We may never see tomorrow, so lets get pissed!
Toast from 'Nam.

[Magoichi92]

Toast to what ever is good

[Doomie]

"If I could say a few words...I'd probably be better at saying toasts."

[Giga Guess]

"To good friends, good health, and good times."

My New Years toast.

[KentaRawr!]

"To good friends, good health, and good times."

My New Years toast.

I tried to say that, but it was spoiled pear juice. "To good friends, good health, and this pear juice SUCKS!" :D

[Rase]

"To tomorrow, may it bless us all." :)

Heard that somewhere.

[Del Murder]

Quiznos makes the best toasted sandwiches.

[Bowser]

"Here's to 20 years of sleeping in different rooms."

Wee I'm funny

[eestlinc]

I always say "to our homelands" and that seems to earn me the most points.

[Lindy]

Prost!

Keep eye contact or it's seven years bad sex.

[escobert]

"I poor some out 4 me homiez!"

[Madame Adequate]

I had some great toast not two hours ago.

'Course, the cheese and ketchup went some way to helping that.

But the toast itself was good. Nice and crunchy and hot, without being blackened or overdone.


I'm good toast. [/Bad pun'd]

I don't know whether this qualifies you for death or betrothal.

Either way, I'm going to bed.

[escobert]

"There are several good reasons for drinking
and one has just entered my head.
If a man can't drink when he's living,
then how the hell can he drink
when he's dead?"

"In all this world, why I do think
There are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends,
good wine,
lest we be dry
and any other reason why."

[Rengori]

BoB loves Gooey Toast.

[Captain Maxx Power]

"Here's to everyone who shall so much as tip their glasses to another"

[Giga Guess]

I'm good toast. [/Bad pun'd]

No, I don't, actually. :/


Oh good lord....

[Hawkeye]

Good food,
good meat,
good god,
let's drink!

Or... (for a marriage)

Friends don't let friends get divorced.

[Nod]

Here's to you.
Here's to me.
And if by chance you dont agree, smurf you and here's to me!

[Spammerman]

A toast to good toasts.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

List them here - they can be original or ones you've heard before.

I'll give one you've probably heard.

"Some champagne for all my real friends and some real pain for all my sham friends."

I have a few more toasts, but they're rather lewd or only funny in context.
songs dont count

[Mitch]

"And now, a man who needs no introduction"







go Futurama!

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

At a wedding by the best man.
"We all know why we're here, we all know what we're here for, so now I'm done and I'm off to get drunk."