La dee frickin' da!

[Jejunum Jake]

Guten tag, mein freuleins.


Okay, that's about all the German I know :sweatdrop (damn my decades of enrichment in the Spanish language). Anyway, a certain ultra cool (not to mention ultra sexy :love: ) oldbie told me about this place, specifically telling me that it needed to have its overall intelligence brought up by a few points (but even a genius like me can only bring this place's cumulative IQ up from a 3 to a 7, Kyono deary :( ). But that is neither here nor there.

Anyway, I hope to thoroughly enjoy my stay here, but don't try to get me on AIM unless you want to die a horrible virus-induced death.

:luigi: That's it, my pretties. Jump OVER the hideous AIM account.

[DK]

JJ :love: I...so happy.

BUT WHY DID YOU DISAPPEAR OFF AIM? ;_;

Anyway, stick around, dude. <3

[Xaven]

Hello.

Stay active, post lots, and don't be a spam-lord!


Location: America (uh, duuuur)
You know, there's a ton of members here not from the US. (BoB, statistic please?)

[Jejunum Jake]

My compy started sending off big meanie viruses. I didn't want to leave you, love, but I had to do it for your own safety. :whimper:

[DK]

Well damn your compy, damn it to hell. I miss you already. ;_;

[Xaven]

Anyone who gets their computer infected with a virus is definitely not going to raise IQ average around here. ^^

[escobert]

Hi, will you wipe my butt for me?

[ffxfreak93]

welcome?

[DK]

Anyone who gets their computer infected with a virus is definitely not going to raise IQ average around here. ^^

SILENCE HEATHEN, JJ IS GOD. :mad2:

[Jejunum Jake]

Anyone who gets their computer infected with a virus is definitely not going to raise IQ average around here. ^^

They will if it was their MOTHER who did it, you big beautiful <!--ass-head-->lala-kikimm, you!



Hi, will you wipe my butt for me?

You're a big boy now. We've already been through this. The paper goes in the POTTY after you use it.

[escobert]

Oh, really? I had no idea :( *feels so ashamed*

[Jejunum Jake]

Oh, really? I had no idea :( *feels so ashamed*


It's alright, sweety pie. You can't help it if I smoked weed while you were in the womb. Those nasty spills I took sky diving might not have helped much either.

[Epiphany]

Liek hello, friend of Danny.

[escobert]

Aww, you never told me about the sky diving! No wonder my heads so flat! :mad2:

[-N-]

Well, I suppose this thread should be spammed soon. Call in the Brigade.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Hallo mein neu freundin. Bist du Deutch kenne nicht? Das ist nicht sehr gut. Es tut mir leid. Ich kenne nicht Deutch auch nicht.

[Samuraid]

Welcome. :D

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I WAS PROMISED FREE SANDWICHES. AND BEER. I SEE NEITHER.

[Erdrick Holmes]

I drank your beer, sorry.

[Meat Puppet]

I've heard that raistlin is quite attractive without his shirt but that doesn't mean I'm gay :Oo:

[Captain Maxx Power]

Ah good, my IQ raising exploits won't go totally to waste. Hopefully this'll bring up the average.

[Alive-Cat]

Seen as you only know a little bit of German, I shall teach you with my Ultimortal wisdom:D

Ihr Diaper hallo, noobler, bonjour. Eoff ist ein wonderfulflugzeug, und Sie finden Fliegenkühlraum-Hundekatze. Ich weiß, daß der mein Deutsche erstaunlich ist, und wenn Sie nicht ja P.M. ich versuchen, Sie sehen, wie äußerst Kühlraumhund es ist.

[Psychotic]

Jejunum is one of my favourite words, Jake. I embrace you as one of my own. (One of my own what has yet to be decided)

[Jejunum Jake]

What is it about "that's about all the German I know :sweatdrop" that these people don't get?

I speak SPANISH, not German! Si quieres hablar conmigo en un idioma extranjero, hazlo en espa&#241;ol. No entiendo el alem&#225;n, entonces no puedo comunicar contigo as&#237;. &#191;Me comprendes? Vale.

[Miriel]

Kyono once tried to convince me that he was Levian. And I was all YOU'RE NOT LEVIE! And he was all, DARN I CAN'T FOOL YOU! And then we didn't talk again after that.

Hello Kyono's friend.

[themagicroundabout]

'Sup :greenie:

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Hi, can I lick your cheek?

[Jejunum Jake]

Hi, can I lick your cheek?

............

:sweatdrop ooookay

[Jebus]

Spanish is just an inferior form of Latin.

Verita? Latinus melior quam Spanish est. *nods*

[Spiffing Cheese]

My favourite word is 'glockenspiel'.

[Anaisa]

When my brother was a kid, he stole something from a shop, an pretended a freind had given it to him. When we asked him where this freind lived, he said "glokenspiel".

[Doomie]

I like this one. A lot. =) Welcome.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Spanish is just an inferior form of Latin.

Verita? Latinus melior quam Spanish est. *nods*
I want to learn Latin. That would be cool. 40% of the English language is Latin based, the rest is German/Anglo-Saxon based, which is why I'm learning German. German rocks! :cool:

[Dignified Pauper]

A friend of Dan's isn't a friend of mine.

[Devourment]

Shouldn't the title of the thread be 'Lar dee frickin' dar'?

[Dignified Pauper]

or how about Lar die ficken da? that is definitely incorrect german.

Aber, Ich liebe zu "Fraulein" sagen. Es ist lustiger. (ich denke dass lustig = funny, aber ich vergesse!)

[SammieBabe]

Spanish is just an inferior form of Latin.

Verita? Latinus melior quam Spanish est. *nods*

Hell yes.
In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes...:D

Oh, Greetings and Salutations, Jake...:)

[Jejunum Jake]

Kyono, I'm starting to wonder about your mental clarity when you recommended me this site. :sweatdrop

In unrelated news, I have pudding.

[Xaven]

In unrelated news, I have pudding.
What flavor?

[Gopher Gamble]

Kyono, I'm starting to wonder about your mental clarity when you recommended me this site. :sweatdrop

In unrelated news, I have pudding.

And you're not sharing!:eek:

Punk!:mad2:

[Jejunum Jake]

I like this one. A lot. =) Welcome.

:kaoclove:

My love for you is like an endless river of loving love, love.