hi

[Cloud4ever]

hi im new

i cum frm england and am 14 almost 15!!!
i hang wif my gf all the time she is a year older

i hope u all like me :)

[Rye]

Welcome to EoFF. :D

[Sergeant Hartman]

Good english.

[Psychotic]

Howdy, friend! i cum frm england too!

[War Angel]

i cum
Dude, please, not on the Persian carpet. There's the Feedback Forum if you want to spew anything out.

[Rye]

Dude, please, not on the Persian carpet. There's the Feedback Forum if you want to spew anything out.

That's why *insert random higher being* invented tissues, Dirty McPerv! :p

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Hi, welcome to EOFF.

[Sweet Beloved]

Welcome to eoff!!! ^__^ I hope you like it bunchesness here.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Remember to clean up afterwards.

[~SapphireStar~]

Good english.
Agreed, men and women died in the wars so the future British generations could have the English language instead of speaking German and this is what they died for ...
Doesnt half make you sick.

[Psychotic]

That's why *insert random higher being* invented tissues, Dirty McPerv! :p Francis Begbie?

[Dreddz]

i hang wif my gf all the time she is a year older
Yes, we crave to know that infomation.
Yo

[Rye]

Francis Begbie?

Yes, infact! Francis Begbie became a 4th Density Being just so you all can have tissues for that business. :)

[Old Manus]

Francis Begbie?
winner

EDIT: hello

[theundeadhero]

I never hung out with them after they changes their names to GF, but back when they were Espers we partied in my friends shed all the time.

[Awesomeman]

Welcome!

[Luara]

hi new new, welcome :choc2:

[tifa4eve]

i luv you too babe! ^__^ hi everyone! dave told me about this place becuz we luv to ff7 together, cloud and tifa forever :love: i'm tifa but i acidentally typo'd my name LOL!! can someone tell me how to change my name? :( i love u cloud baby :)

[Cloud4ever]

thts my gf :D
she is sexy
hi sweetie!

[tifa4eve]

LOL you're sexy too luv :love: sexier than me!! come over today ok? i miss you!!

[Cloud4ever]

i miss u 2
lol look i have a pic nxt 2 my name :D

[Sapphiresea]

i luv you too babe! ^__^ hi everyone! dave told me about this place becuz we luv to ff7 together, cloud and tifa forever :love: i'm tifa but i acidentally typo'd my name LOL!! can someone tell me how to change my name? :( i love u cloud baby :)
Well you should ask an Admin to change it for you!

Oh yeah and welcome cloud4ever!:)

[Psychotic]

Look out, Nick and Ashley Schovitz! There's a new cool couple in town!

[Cloud4ever]

who?

lol psychotic, r u weird?

[Psychotic]

Whoa, steady on, champ! You're taken, remember?

[~SapphireStar~]

Your what, 14, almost 15 and shes 16 and your going on about loving each other. You youngens dont know what love is yet. Love to you teenagers is just good old fashion sex, the state your hormones must be in.

[Cloud4ever]

Whoa, steady on, champ! You're taken, remember?
wot?
:eek:

[tifa4eve]

thanks!! ^__^ who is a admin here??:tehidari: omg cute smileys LOL :temigi:

[tifa4eve]

we dont have sex yet!!:eep:

[Psychotic]

wot?
:eek:I'm not that kind of boy!
:eek:

[Cloud4ever]

we r chritians and are to young 2 have sex
lo sweetie those r funny :choc2: :choc2: lol

psychotic u r so weird
can i b ur friend?

[~SapphireStar~]

we dont have sex yet!!
That a miracle for us Brits then isnt it? Usually kids have had sex before they reach 14. Not me though, I waited for a decent age.

we r chritians
So am I, but Im not married and not a virign. So me bad.

[tifa4eve]

we are waiting for the right time :love: were getting married when we turn 18, i luv you honey. :kaolove: psychotic go away he is mine!:eep:

[Psychotic]

psychotic u r so weird
can i b ur friend?Better yet, let's be a daring duo, in the frontlines of the war on crime.

Just imagine it. A business woman is being robbed of her purse by masked thugs. She cries out "If only Cloud4ever and Psychotic were here!" when all of a sudden, we come crashing through a window and drop kick all the thugs. "Thank you, Cloud4ever and Psychotic!" she says, giving us each a kiss. "I am eternally grateful."

With your mad kung-fu skillz, and my backsass and snappy one-liners, we will bring the criminal underworld to its knees! What say you to that?

[Rye]

Better yet, let's be a daring duo, in the frontlines of the war on crime.

Just imagine it. A business woman is being robbed of her purse by masked thugs. She cries out "If only Cloud4ever and Psychotic were here!" when all of a sudden, we come crashing through a window and drop kick all the thugs. "Thank you, Cloud4ever and Psychotic!" she says, giving us each a kiss. "I am eternally grateful."

With your mad kung-fu skillz, and my backsass and snappy one-liners, we will bring the criminal underworld to its knees! What say you to that?

But what about stiny? :(

[Cloud4ever]

:eep:
i think ill stay with my emily :love:

[~SapphireStar~]

were getting married when we turn 18,
How long have you 2 been dating?! Me and my boyfriend both turn 21 this year, been together for 3 years and marriage isnt on the cards!

[tifa4eve]

WTF... psychotic... BUG OFF.:yuck:

[Cloud4ever]

we're gonna get married too :love:
i cant wait till were both 18

[Psychotic]

But what about stiny? :(Stiny can still provide me with Danishes.

And very well, Cloud4ever. But just remember, if ever you're in trouble, if ever you're in danger, and if ever you're in Peru, Psychotic is the man with the master plan! (Are you the man now?)

(if we had a ninja smiley, it'd go right here)

*BUGS OFF in disgrace* :(

[Cloud4ever]

so psychotic u live in peru?

we've bin together 4 7 months and 12 days
we believe in true love

[Rye]

Stiny can still provide me with Danishes.

And very well, Cloud4ever. But just remember, if ever you're in trouble, if ever you're in danger, and if ever you're in Peru, Psychotic is the man with the master plan! (Are you the man now?)

(if we had a ninja smiley, it'd go right here)

*BUGS OFF in disgrace* :(

Maybe Cloud4ever is just a lonewolf cop... that doesn't play by the rules. He works ALONE.

[Psychotic]

Maybe Cloud4ever is just a lonewolf cop... that doesn't play by the rules. He works ALONE. And if those pen-pushers down at City Hall don't like it, then they can take an early lunch...consisting of a LEAD SALAD!

I live wherever there are wrongs to be righted, Cloud4ever.

[~SapphireStar~]

Maybe Cloud4ever is just a lonewolf cop... that doesn't play by the rules. He works ALONE.
The boys a loose cannon!

[tifa4eve]

grr..:yuck:

even though we're young we believe we are in true love :love: :kaoluve:

[~SapphireStar~]

Yeah, well we'll see. Your both still very, very young for this true love lark. Once you get to college or work and BAM! Hot guy, attractive girl ... it happens.

[Cloud4ever]

hugs emily
dont you let these ppl worry you sweetie

i am not a piliceman lol im only 14

[~SapphireStar~]

hugs emily
dont you let these ppl worry you sweetie
You cant protect her 24/7 :D Somewhere, sometime ... you'll arrive too late ...

[Psychotic]

i am not a piliceman lol im only 14LIVE THE DREAM, CLOUD, LIVE THE DREAM!

Look at me! I'm living proof about what happens when you just believe in yourself!

[Cloud4ever]

r u tellin me i cant look after my gf?????!!!!!!!
:mad2:
i know how to look after her, i love her. she is my love

[~SapphireStar~]

cloud and tifa forever
Nah, Cloud loved Aeris. SHOCK HORROR! He loves someone else! Oh noes :D



r u tellin me i cant look after my gf?????!!!!!!!
Hey, you said it, no one else did. I just said one time you may arrive too late, I never said you couldnt look after her.

[tifa4eve]

sapphirestar youre so pessimistic!! true love happens!

and cloud didn't luv aeris she just wanted to flirt with him :mad: cloud n tifa were childhood friends and knew about each other forever and aeris just liked cloud cuz she liked zack :eep: clioud n tifa are true loves.

[Rye]

LIVE THE DREAM, CLOUD, LIVE THE DREAM!

Look at me! I'm living proof about what happens when you just believe in yourself!

Yeah, he believed he would make a friend, and then you came along, cloud4ever, extended the hand of friendship, and now...

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ryessica/friends.jpg

Brings tears to my eyes. :love:

[Cloud4ever]

sapphirestar youre so pessimistic!! true love happens!

and cloud didn't luv aeris she just wanted to flirt with him :mad: cloud n tifa were childhood friends and knew about each other forever and aeris just liked cloud cuz she liked zack :eep: clioud n tifa are true loves.
yeah. we're proof true love is real!!!!!

and Rye what is that :eep:

[~SapphireStar~]

sapphirestar youre so pessimistic!! true love happens!
Yeah I know it does. Im living it now.

and cloud didn't luv aeris she just wanted to flirt with him
Nah, you know the truth!

cloud n tifa were childhood friends and knew about each other forever
Ive got guy childhood friends and we arent in love. Just cause youve known someone you whole life doesnt mean you are madly in love with them.

yeah. we're proof true love is real!!!!!
So were Romeo & Juliet and look what happened there. Gotta love Shakespeare.

[Rye]

yeah. we're proof true love is real!!!!!

and Rye what is that :eep:

He's my boyfriend. :heart: We've been dating for a year now. THAT'S 7 YEARS IN DOG TIME, YOU KNOW. :love: We're going to the chapel and we're, gonna get a-ma-a-arried~

[tifa4eve]

but tifa n cloud luv each other cuz they even did things like maybe sleep together under the airship it's soooo obvious :love: :kaolove2:

and rye cloud is not his friend :eep:

[Psychotic]

He's my boyfriend. :heart: We've been dating for a year now. THAT'S 7 YEARS IN DOG TIME, YOU KNOW. :love: We're going to the chapel and we're, gonna get a-ma-a-arried~My little Ryechu is all growed up. Soon you'll be a-flyin' the nest and a-killin' worms all on your own. :cry:

[tifa4eve]

i gtg now supper soon :)

[vampirepiggyhunter7]

Its a cool website. Whats your fav. game? And please dont say CUM...
ew...

[~SapphireStar~]

and rye cloud is not his friend
Touchy!


but tifa n cloud luv each other cuz they even did things like maybe sleep together under the airship it's soooo obvious
Is it obivious? See, hormones! Sex on the brain! Sex isnt everything.

[Rye]

My little Ryechu is all growed up. Soon you'll be a-flyin' the nest and a-killin' worms all on your own. :cry:

Don't worry. ;____; I'll always be the little girl dreaming to find a man worth giving the flower of my love to. He'll treat me well, I promise. We have DREAMS! :love: Dreams of children and porcupines, I hear their little pitter patter already.

[Ultima Shadow]

Hi, Cloud4ever and Tifa4Ever! My name is Cum4Ever! Nice to cum on meet you! :)



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My violent Beaver named "Bread" kills black people while shouting "ING!" over and over again.
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[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Your what, 14, almost 15 and shes 16 and your going on about loving each other. You youngens dont know what love is yet. Love to you teenagers is just good old fashion sex, the state your hormones must be in.
The truth was spoken today.

we are waiting for the right time were getting married when we turn 18, i luv you honey. psychotic go away he is mine!
Good luck with that youll make it one more week until you have sex. So remember what have we learned.
CONDOM

[black orb]

>>> lol.

[Leeza]

All of the spamming in this thread stops NOW.

Ultima Shadow, please don't post that in any more newbie threads. I'm really amazed, well maybe not, at how welcoming all of your have been so far. It really gives a great impression of EoFF. [/sarcasm]

Cloud4ever and tifa4eve, welcome to EoFF. Please ignore most of the posts in this thread and stick around for a bit.

[VampireCrono]

this is by far the most amusing thread i have ever seen at eoff;]

[RSL]

Well then.