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DJZen
01-30-2006, 11:33 PM
As many people know, the GBA re-releases of the FF games have the word "Advance" tacked onto them to differentiate them from the originals (the exception being the US release of FFI&IIA, which got called Dawn of Souls). On a similar but not entirely related tangent, many DS games are getting subtitles that abbreviate to DS, ie Dawn of Sorrows, Deadly Silence and Drill Spirits. FFIII's remake has yet to recieve any subtitle at all. Suspicious, yes, but not necessarily permanent.

This thread is all about groundless theory.

What should the DS remake of FFIII have as a subtitle? I have a few suggestions to get things started of course.

Final Fantasy III: Dirge of Salonia
Final Fantasy III: Dreams of Sara
Final Fantasy III: Desh & Sarina
Final Fantasy III: D00d! Srsly!
Final Fantasy III: Divine Skies
Final Fantasy III: Dearth of Sprites
Final Fantasy III: Don't Secks
Final Fantasy III: Damnit, Squenix!
Final Fantasy III: Dragoons & Summoners!

Captain Maxx Power
01-30-2006, 11:39 PM
Final Fantasy 3 : DER SHWODWN!!!!1
Final Fantasy 3 : Damned Salamander!
Final Fantasy 3 : Dropping Selotape?
Final Fantasy 3 : DJZen's sexhayhawt
Final Fantasy 3 : Damn, S'up?
Final Fantasy 3 : Diamond Shoes
Final Fantasy 3 : Donkey Shinola

vampirepiggyhunter7
01-30-2006, 11:41 PM
Awesome thread!!!!!
Ive noticed that... But have no suggestions.

Crossblades
01-31-2006, 12:11 AM
Just FF III plz

Rengori
01-31-2006, 01:54 AM
Final Fantasy III DS works well enough for me.

DJZen
01-31-2006, 02:02 AM
You're missing the point. I'm not asking for REAL suggestions. ;)

Rengori
01-31-2006, 02:05 AM
I know, but I can't think of anything.

Captain Maxx Power
01-31-2006, 10:19 AM
FF3: Doesn't suck

Kawaii Ryűkishi
01-31-2006, 10:41 AM
Final Fantasy III: Delicious Supper

Snap Jumper
01-31-2006, 03:24 PM
FF3: Dumb Storyline
FF3: Dorga's Scheme
FF3: Duty System
FF3: Dark Squall
FF3: Definitely Submerged

eurotrash
01-31-2006, 03:57 PM
FF III: Dream Sequence

Garth and Wayne make a guest appearence midway through the game

DJZen
01-31-2006, 11:12 PM
Final Fantasy III: Delays Suck (sorry, rest of the world. We meant to do it sooner, honest!)

Rengori
01-31-2006, 11:17 PM
Final Fantasy III: Dual Screen (maybe)?

Crossblades
01-31-2006, 11:27 PM
Final Fantasy III: It's worth playing

DJZen
02-02-2006, 05:07 PM
Final Fantasy III: Definitely Solid
Final Fantasy III: Dorga's Scroll
Final Fantasy III: Don't use Shields
Final Fantasy III: Ditching Sony

abrojtm
02-02-2006, 06:19 PM
FFIII: Darkness is Sexy
FFIII: Dorga's 'Stache
FFIII: Desh's Suicide

DJZen
02-02-2006, 07:20 PM
FFIII: Desh's Suicide

Dude! Spoiler!

Mirage
02-02-2006, 08:26 PM
Ditching Sony wins :p

Ultima Shadow
02-02-2006, 08:34 PM
FFIII: Drooling & Sexy
FFIII: Dice & Slice
FFIII: Dancing Satelite
FFIII: Disco System
FFIII: Dolphine Slayers
FFIII: Dry Skin

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-03-2006, 03:34 AM
Final Fantasy III: Delilah's Shoes

Rengori
02-03-2006, 03:39 AM
Final Fantasy III: Damn Seven!!!

vampirepiggyhunter7
02-03-2006, 03:40 AM
Final Fantasy III: Destiny of Sabers

Crossblades
02-03-2006, 03:53 PM
Final Fantasy III: Don't knock it till you try it

Snap Jumper
02-03-2006, 05:17 PM
FF3: Dungeons of Splitters

Fatal Impurity
02-04-2006, 02:27 PM
FF3: the spoony bard

abrojtm
02-04-2006, 07:48 PM
Dude! Spoiler!
The spoiler edict of whenever it was, last summer maybe said games over x number of years old don't need spoilers ;)
Edit:
FFI, FFII, FFIII, FFIV, FFMQ, FFV, FFVI, CT, FFVII, FFT, FFVIII, CC, FFIX, FFX, KH, and FFXI are ancient games, kids. Everyone who really cared about their stories or anything else you'd like to censor has already found out that information in the three to seventeen and a half years they've been available. (FFXI was released on May 16, 2002.) So really, don't bother with the spoiler tags unless someone makes a thread specifically asking you to censor that stuff because he never got on the ball because of some stupid excuse like "That game never came out in my country." You're breaking my heart over here, Mr. O'Malley, really.
Besides, he doesn't die anyway--how anticlimatic.

FFIII: Dwarves and Stupidness

Rengori
02-04-2006, 07:52 PM
The spoiler edict of whenever it was, last summer maybe said games over x number of years old don't need spoilers
Yeah, Kishi said if they're over 3 years old their ancient.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-04-2006, 07:55 PM
Besides, he doesn't die anyway--how anticlimatic.It isn't an anticlimax so much as it is the triumphant return of the greatest character in the series.

abrojtm
02-04-2006, 08:00 PM
It isn't an anticlimax so much as it is the triumphant return of the greatest character in the series.
Truth. I think that they brought him back to make up for basically every single damn character in the game dying during FFII. They kind of overhauled it with FFIV, you know, reviving every character for no apparant reason. Maybe they knew all along that in 10 years they'd make a remake where you could use your not-so-dead characters.

Captain Maxx Power
02-04-2006, 08:38 PM
It isn't an anticlimax so much as it is the triumphant return of the greatest character in the series.

Amen to that!

Final Fantasy III - Desh's Supreme!

Xaven
02-04-2006, 11:25 PM
Final Fantasy 3: XD

DJZen
02-05-2006, 03:11 AM
The spoiler edict of whenever it was, last summer maybe said games over x number of years old don't need spoilers ;)

No no no no no no. Dude! Spoiler! Abbreviates to DS.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-05-2006, 03:28 AM
Final Fantasy III: Duck Sauce

abrojtm
02-05-2006, 07:11 PM
No no no no no no. Dude! Spoiler! Abbreviates to DS.
xD

FFIII: Dawn of Souls ...oh wait.
FFIII: Dating Sarah

Bowser
02-05-2006, 07:50 PM
Final Fantasy III: Dragon Sh-crap.
Final Fantasy III: Doesn't Suck
Final Fantasy III: Downright Saucy.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-06-2006, 10:02 PM
Final Fantasy III: Denim Suspenders

DJZen
02-07-2006, 08:09 PM
Final Fantasy III: Deleted Savestates :(
Final Fantasy III: Don't pick a Scholar
Final Fantasy III: Darkcloud is teh SECKS!

KoShiatar
02-07-2006, 10:15 PM
Final Fantasy III: Desh's Sexiness
Final Fantasy III: Destroyed Salonia
Final Fantasy III: Different Story
Final Fantasy III: Despicable Sanatorium
Final Fantasy III: Desh Stew :(
Final Fantasy III: Death of Sanity

KentaRawr!
02-14-2006, 07:14 PM
Final Fantasy 3: Death Shot
Final Fantasy 3: Jack Thompson
Final Fantasy 3: Dalaila Show
Final Fantasy 3: Dun dun Snap! Dun dun Snap!
Final Fantasy 3: Dracula is Special
Final Fantasy 3: Playstation Portable
Final Fantasy 3: D to da S
Final Fantasy 3: Dr. Slip
Final Fantasy 3: Drill Spirits
Final Fantasy 3: Dunker Snot
Final Fantasy 3: Death Shop
Final Fantasy 3: Deter San
Final Fantasy 3: Dawaii Syukishi
Final Fantasy 3: Dack Shompson
Final Fantasy 3: Doomsday Ship
Final Fantasy 3: Duration Station
Final Fantasy 3: DOS Sucks
Final Fantasy 3: Darunia stinks

DJZen
02-14-2006, 09:04 PM
Oh god, why did I not think of this before...

Final Fantasy III: Dual Swords (or GTFO)!

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-14-2006, 09:23 PM
Final Fantasy III: Don't Spill

Obsidian
02-15-2006, 04:46 PM
Final Fantasy III: Decorative Syringes
Final Fantasy III: Delicious Sloppyjoes
Final Fantasy III: Dead Snakes (A LOT of dead snakes.)

Acid Raine
02-16-2006, 09:40 PM
Final Fantasy III - Dylan S-*censored* (yah, thats right. My initials are D.S.)
Final Fantasy III - Drunken Seamonkeys
Final Fantasy III - Dip S**t
Final Fantasy III - Damn Straight
Final Fantasy III - Do Stuff
Final Fantasy III - Duuuuude...that Sucks
Final Fantasy III - Doodle Scooz

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-17-2006, 12:06 AM
Final Fantasy III: Double Scoop

DJZen
02-17-2006, 12:25 AM
Final Fantasy III: Doctor of Sciences

ScottNUMBERS
02-17-2006, 10:11 AM
Final Fantasy III: Dirty Sex

ljkkjlcm9
02-17-2006, 01:56 PM
Final Fantasy III: Death Sentence
Final Fantasy III: Damn Straight!

THE JACKEL

DJZen
02-17-2006, 03:41 PM
Final Fantasy III: Damn Straight!

Heh, I was JUST thinking that as I clicked to see what the new posts were!

ScottNUMBERS
02-18-2006, 12:14 AM
Final Fantasy III: Down Syndrome.
Final Fantasy III: Deleted Scenes.
Final Fantasy III: Di Slexic

DJZen
02-18-2006, 06:48 PM
Advance apologies for this one...

Final Fantasy III: Chuck Norris

Rengori
02-18-2006, 07:57 PM
Final Fantasy III: Death Sucks.

Bowser
02-23-2006, 12:02 AM
Final Fantasy III: Disenstablishmentariani Sm.

Carmilla
02-23-2006, 12:11 AM
Final Fantasy III - Da Schizzle...
fo' bizzle (The Adventures of Snoop Dogg) :choc2:

Bowser
02-26-2006, 02:26 AM
Final Fantasy III: Do Se-do

Zeromus_X
02-26-2006, 04:26 AM
Final Fantasy III: Double Soup. :confused:

The Devourer Of Worlds
02-26-2006, 08:51 AM
Final Fantasy III Doesn't have Sephiroth :(

NeoCracker
02-26-2006, 01:38 PM
Final Fatasy Three: Disco steve
Final Fatasy Three: Dance Steven
Final Fatasy Three: Dual Septum
Final Fatasy Three: Mr. T and the A-team.
Final Fatasy Three: Dancing Scyther
Final Fatasy Three: Doom Squad

Rengori
02-26-2006, 05:40 PM
I am going to get mauled for this.
Final Fantasy III: Desh Sucks

Masamuneˇ1600
02-26-2006, 09:14 PM
Final Fantasy III: Don't use Shields

:p

Final Fantasy III: Diff'rent Strokes
Final Fantasy III: Dumbledore (is killed by) Snape
Final Fantasy III: (the) Diesel (committed a horrible crime against the world when he made) Shaq (Fu)
Final Fantasy III: Derek Smart

DJZen
03-02-2006, 07:52 PM
Final Fantasy III: Derek Smart

A winner is you.

Jhei
03-07-2006, 12:38 AM
Final Fantasy III: Dark Shining
Final Fantasy III: Dark Silhouettes
Final Fantasy III: Destiny of the Saviors
Final Fantasy III: Drenched Souls
Final Fantasy III: Darkness of the Supreme
Final Fantasy III: Door of Sorrow
Final Fantasy III: Den of Stars

Sylvie
05-30-2006, 12:15 AM
Final Fantasy III: Drooling over Swords
Final Fantasy III: Death by Superman

Elite Lord Sigma
05-30-2006, 01:33 AM
Final Fantasy III: Dumb Sony
Final Fantasy III: Death by Stupidity
Final Fantasy III: Dash and Scratch
Final Fantasy III: Drat, Salamander!
Final Fantasy III: Damn Slander!

Markus. D
06-02-2006, 07:19 AM
Final Fantasy III: Definetly not linked to Final Fantasy Seven.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
06-02-2006, 07:54 AM
Final Fantasy III: Diego Sanchez

Dragoon Kain
06-16-2006, 01:25 AM
Final Fantasy III:d00d SWORDCHUCKS

Hayabusa
06-16-2006, 06:58 PM
Final Fantasy III- Definatly (so) Awesome

TheBrent
06-17-2006, 02:54 PM
Final Fantasy III- Dead Squirrell

Moon Rabbits
06-17-2006, 05:28 PM
Final Fantasy III: Damn orphanS.

KentaRawr!
06-21-2006, 10:11 PM
Final Fantasy 3: Doomsday Service

Angi-Kaiser
06-22-2006, 01:11 AM
Final Fantasy 3: deap-fried socks

DJZen
06-23-2006, 05:19 PM
Final Fantasy III: Deep-fried Soul-food

Angi-Kaiser
06-27-2006, 08:53 PM
Final Fantasy III: Disco Scubagear

~SapphireStar~
06-27-2006, 09:11 PM
Final Fantasy III: Desperate Scrubbers

JaytodaP
06-29-2006, 01:00 AM
FF3: Duck Sauce
Dual Sh**s
Dirty Sex
Damn Sewage
Ds is Stupid
Dumb Sh**
Doesnt Suck
Dip Sh**
Dallas Stars
Diapers Spoiled

Angi-Kaiser
06-30-2006, 03:50 AM
FInal Fantasy III: Deep shoe-boxes

DJZen
06-30-2006, 08:44 AM
Final Fantasy III: Drenched in Shallots

Markus. D
07-01-2006, 01:01 AM
The spoiler edict of whenever it was, last summer maybe said games over x number of years old don't need spoilers
Yeah, Kishi said if they're over 3 years old their ancient.

thats stupid logic, its still a spoiler if someone has just started and has heard about that twist.


there going to be like.... oh... I think that was suppose to be a "wow moment" but thanks to Kishi's logic it's just ":|"