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Killy

11-11-2001, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by Wasubu


Quick question - Black Ninja do you play Tribes 2? xD

No, where do you pics strange ideas like that? ;)

ok here is another one:

Friend #1: Hi everybody
Friend #2: Helo
Me: BUUURP.
Friend #1: Are you alright:
Me: BUURP
Friend #1: What where you drinking:
Me:Coke
Friend #1: How much?
Me:I stopped counting after 10

BlkKnight

11-12-2001, 06:39 AM

I just had to post this one

BlkKnight says:
see, I am on MSN
Bossk says:
LIes
Bossk says:
I don't see you
Bossk says:
its my computer talking!

Bossk says:
YOUR TRYING TO CONTROL ME

Bossk says:
to give you bypass surgery again
Bossk says:
HAHHAHAH

Mindflare

11-13-2001, 02:38 AM

Your average intelligent conversation in EoFF Chat:

[9:36.46pm] < Princess_Maya > roof roof!
[9:36.53pm] < Princess_Maya > ......huh?
[9:36.54pm] < Basket > bark
[9:36.55pm] < Seifer > Pfft....
[9:36.56pm] < Basket > bark
[9:36.57pm] < Basket > meow
[9:36.59pm] < Basket > moo
[9:37.00pm] < Princess_Maya > lol
[9:37.04pm] < Mindy > Oom

eestlinc

11-17-2001, 08:55 AM

bndcntn>angel is male?
eestlinc> no, he just pretends to be male, like me
eestlinc> of course, I'm also a pirate
Bella-Evil> You're female, eestlinc?
bndcntn> transvestite pirate?
eestlinc> oh yes

Kawaii Ryûkishi

11-22-2001, 04:30 AM

<Proto> Wyll doesn't scare me.
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> How about Wyll's SWORD?
<Proto> That thing? *laughs* That's nothing
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Yeah, it is pretty small...

<Justanotherguy> Hey, size doesn't matter!
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Hsu, you're a pubescent boy. Size ought to mean everything to you!
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> You ought to be measuring your unit with a ruler every morning like that lovable rapscallion from "Porky's"!
<Justanotherguy> XD
<Justanotherguy> There's a very distinct mole on the end...

<Proto> Get yourself ready for steamy action boys.
<Justanotherguy> Steamy action boys? Gross.

HighSorceressDelial

11-22-2001, 06:57 AM

"I even hugged Angela! I never do that! I even huggled Melanie! I never do that! I even hugged Matt! I....dunno why I did that,...."
~Frank

~Delial:mog:

Mikztsu

11-22-2001, 10:09 PM

Evil and twisted #EoFF chat? You'd better watch your ars..I mean ham (in my case). You never know what happens. Ö_Ö

Mikztsu> Watch your mouth, Raf.
angel> my script didn't work
Master_Vivi> O_o
Master_Vivi> I didn't say anything
Master_Vivi> ...oe did I?
StooJ> Ally is not having much luck...
*** angel is now known as angel-sleep
Mikztsu> Yeah, that's why.
Mikztsu> So watch it.
Master_Vivi> Watch your arse, Mik
Mikztsu> *watches*
*** StooJ has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
Mikztsu> You behind me?
Ally> My brother is clinging to me.
Ally> Help.
Master_Vivi> Who knows? When you sleep what I do to it?
Mikztsu> You tell ME. *_*
Master_Vivi> How do you think I can regenerate mine so fast?
*** Chris|Away has joined #eoff
Mikztsu> I won't sleep.
Chris|Away> *dies*
*** Chris|Away is now known as Chris
Cloud> hi Chris
Mikztsu> Hi?
Chris> Greetings.
Mikztsu> By sleeping, perhaps?
*** Dingo_Jellybean has quit IRC (Leaving: )
Mikztsu> Okay, so if I sleep, what are you gonna do with my arse?
Master_Vivi> *shakes head*
Mikztsu> Emphasis on word "If".
* Mikztsu clings on Ally's bro
* Master_Vivi closes the refrigerator full of Mik's arse's slices
*** Award_Guy|Ciddies has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Mikztsu> Oh mine...
Mikztsu> Not everyone has regenerating arses, Raf.>=\
Master_Vivi> Exactly
Mikztsu> What you just did is unreversable.
Master_Vivi> That's why I replace yours with ham when I slice it
Master_Vivi> It looks the same
Mikztsu> Ooooh! *_^
Mikztsu> So you are gonna put ham where my arse used to be?
Majin-Squall> And have MikArse Sandwhiches?

Shoeberto

11-22-2001, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi
<Proto> Wyll doesn't scare me.
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> How about Wyll's SWORD?
<Proto> That thing? *laughs* That's nothing
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Yeah, it is pretty small...

<Justanotherguy> Hey, size doesn't matter!
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Hsu, you're a pubescent boy. Size ought to mean everything to you!
<Kawaii_Ryuukishi> You ought to be measuring your unit with a ruler every morning like that lovable rapscallion from "Porky's"!
<Justanotherguy> XD
<Justanotherguy> There's a very distinct mole on the end...

<Proto> Get yourself ready for steamy action boys.
<Justanotherguy> Steamy action boys? Gross. 
I can't believe you posted that :laugh:

Kawaii Ryûkishi

11-23-2001, 06:52 PM

"*uses an expander to artificially raise the staff's size*" ~Master Vivi

Mindflare

11-25-2001, 06:05 AM

[12:59.24am] * eestlinc extracts to mp3
[1:00.24am] * Mindflayer extracts Del to mp3
[1:00.32am] < eestlinc > heh
[1:01.16am] * Del_Snizz is impressed by his near-CD-quality digital sound and compact new size.
[1:02.04am] * eestlinc downloads Del
[1:02.16am] * Chickencha is...uh...what is he, now?
[1:02.23am] * David deletes Del
[1:02.41am] < Del_Snizz > Aw...
[1:02.54am] < eestlinc > heh
[1:02.58am] < David > Damned waste of space
[1:03.23am] < Del_Snizz > Well, you've got me there...
[1:03.27am] * Mindflayer pulls Del out of David's Recycle Bin
[1:04.18am] < Del_Snizz > Hey, don't pull me out. I wasn't finished.

m4tt

11-25-2001, 08:12 AM

·Kildarre·"Mom, I want to play with myself but I can't find my joystick!"

Seifer

11-25-2001, 06:35 PM

Aexoden> When you dis Seifer, you're dissing yourself. I mean, don't we all have a little of Seifer inside of us?

xD

Kawaii Ryûkishi

11-29-2001, 03:38 AM

* Kawaii_Ryuukishi tears away Wasubu's artificial skin to reveal him to be an evil robot clone!
<DreamCatcher> Oooo sexay!!
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi falls over.

Yu Law

11-29-2001, 03:42 AM

Originally posted by Matt
·Kildarre·"Mom, I want to play with myself but I can't find my joystick!"

XDDD

Big Boss Chad

11-30-2001, 12:22 AM

from the ill fated earthwormjim, when one receives a pie, all is well

Mindflare

11-30-2001, 01:32 AM

[8:31.19pm] < eestlinc > yes, live to the fullest, join the bewbie party!

eestlinc

11-30-2001, 02:51 AM

heh, i like the bewbie...I mean NEWBIE party

Dew Drop

12-01-2001, 12:00 PM

Sugpo says:
I've got a question. Sorry, you must be getting annoyed by these, but meh.
Sugpo says:
Are you ever going to step into the modelling scene?
Tiffany says:
Nope
Tiffany says:
I want to be an author or a screen writer
Sugpo says:
Dammit.
Tiffany says:
???
Sugpo says:
Don't worry. I was just thinking something perverted, and I don't exactly want to follow up on that "dammit" remark...
Sugpo says:
Heh.
Tiffany says:
^^
Tiffany says:
I don't want to know what kind of modelling you were thinking of
Sugpo says:
You must have a vague idea.
Tiffany says:
More than a vague one unfortunately
Tiffany says:
^^
Sugpo says:
*hopes you don't slap the pimp*
Sugpo says:
Dude, I'm weak. I'm calling myself a pimp.
Tiffany says:
xD

Sugpo says:
I would be joining your party, but I've already left EoFF.
Tiffany says:
^^
Tiffany says:
Will you ever come back?
Sugpo says:
... maybe.
Sugpo says:
If I win an award of some kind, there may be a chance of me returning. I must be able to show off my greatness, or show of my lameness if I get something.

Tiffany says:
???
Sugpo says:
Eh?
Tiffany says:
meh
Sugpo says:
Amen.

Tiffany says:
I'm not boring you am I?
Sugpo says:
No, you're entertaining me.
Sugpo says:
You are giving my fingers something to do.
Sugpo says:
... eh, hang on. Dirty thought, dirty thought. >=D

And that's only ONE conversation!

Yu Law

12-01-2001, 12:20 PM

[UnholyPlunger] AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHGH! *staples Ryuukishi*

*Kawaii_Ryuukishi kinda likes it.

[UnholyPlunger] *staple!*

*Matto is envious

[Kawaii_Ryuukishi] Ooh, baby.

[Laguna] O_o

*Proto unstaples Kishi.

[Arrii] Mmmm... staples.

*Kawaii_Ryuukishi smacks Proto.

[Kawaii_Ryuukishi] Fresh!

[Matto] Uh oh...

*UnholyPlunger gives Ryuukishi the stapler

[UnholyPlunger] Here, knock yourself out

*Proto kinda likes it.

*Kawaii_Ryuukishi staples himself and others.

[Proto] Hey, that's my left kidney!

XDD!

BlkKnight

12-01-2001, 09:14 PM

*edited for fluff*

[16:10] < OMEGA> who is our master...?
[16:10] < blackat> ???
[16:10] * Daryl is?
[16:10] < OMEGA> god!
[16:10] * BlkKnight thought he was :p
[16:10] < Heart> Daryl! blasphemy Omega
[16:11] * Daryl will share the power with BlkJeff. ;)
[16:11] * BlkKnight shares the power ;)
[16:11] < Daryl> Ooh, baby.
[16:11] < Daryl> xD
[16:11] < BlkKnight> xP
[16:11] * Daryl giggles.

Kawaii Ryûkishi

12-02-2001, 08:41 AM

<ShlupQuack> Nooo! No nekked Sean!
<ShlupQuack> I just wouldn't be able to handle that.
<ShlupQuack> I don't know if I'd laugh or puke.

* ShlupQuack cuts her boner off.

Shlup

12-02-2001, 08:49 AM

These are old... Maybe from like nearing a year ago? But whatever, it's all I have for retalliation. (Retalliation? Is that right?)

Kawaii_Ryuukishi- "Dick Cheney's a transvestite....female masturbation.....OH GOD, I actually said the vaginal scars thing..."

Kawaii_Ryuukishi- That's when a man sticks his PENIS in a woman's VAGINA and they make sweet, sweet love.

Kawaii_Ryuukishi- Yeah, she was confusing "colon" with "thick, throbbing penis."

And just for the fun of it.... (Sailor Fisheye = Belladonna)

Sailor_Fisheye hacks off a few more phallic tentacles to let off steam.
Sailor_Fisheye- Or when two women rub their v--no, I won't say it.
* Sailor_Fisheye beats herself with the big stick of punishment.
Sailor_Fisheye- Penises, penii... whatever
Sailor_Fisheye What? What's wrong with references to lesbian sex?

Pancaek

12-04-2001, 02:41 AM

Makyen X: *whispers* Let me be your hero... */whispers*
KewlSkye: o_O;;
Makyen X: LET ME BE YOUR HERO BAY-BEE!! *on his knees, eyes closed*
Makyen X: Let me stay by you forever...
KewlSkye: Eh... o_O;; *runs*
Makyen X: ... you can take... my breath away. *almost crying*

Ooh, more quotey goodness. >=P (This was directly after the above.)

KewlSkye: *quotes*
Makyen X: *quotes your mama*
Makyen X: ^_~;
Makyen X: Sorry... I'm just... odd.
KewlSkye: *quotes YOUR mama* ^_~; Sorry... I'm also... odd.
Makyen X: *quotes your mama's MAMA!!*
KewlSkye: *quotes your mama's mama's mama!*
Makyen X: We'ze be odd, dawg. *some odd "homey-G" rappah styles symbol with fingers*
KewlSkye: Maybe I should quote this too. =P
Makyen X: *quotes your mama's roommate's daughter's gopher*
Makyen X: xDDD
KewlSkye: xDDDDD My mama doesn't have a roommate.
Makyen X: Shoot. *quotes you're TV*
KewlSkye: *QOUTS UR KUMPOOTR*
KewlSkye: Beat that. *wins*
Makyen X: Frigger digger!

musashius

12-04-2001, 02:46 AM

For those who don't know (because apparently, Nicole didn't... xD), I was singing the lyrics from Hero by Enrique Iglasias. You know, that latino guy. O_O;

Dew Drop

12-04-2001, 06:54 PM

Kat says:
awww
Kat says:
plenty more fish!
Kat says:
...i wonder why they say that
Kat says:
what have fish got to do with anything?
Tiffany says:
I don't know what fish have to do with it
Tiffany says:
just one of those things
Kat says:
yeah s'pose
Tiffany says:
I would prefer; "There are plenty more hot, gorgeous muffin's in the basket"

You wouldn't understand unless you heard the rest when I said I loved hot choco muffins! ^^

m4tt

12-09-2001, 03:36 AM

·Scottie· I know what you mean, Britt. Many nights I have to scream "Give it to me, Britt's mom!" And she takes forever

musashius

12-10-2001, 02:44 AM

KewlSkye: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Makyen X: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Makyen X: People will think I have no friends... xDDDDD
Makyen X: It's okay though... we'll keep people puzzled >=)))))))))
KewlSkye: Yeah. >=B
Makyen X: O_O
Makyen X: That is the coolest smiley ever!!!
KewlSkye: Two-tounged. =B
Makyen X: I thought those were buck-teetfh
KewlSkye: They could be.
Makyen X: =BBBBBBBBBBBBBB
Makyen X: xDDDDDDDDDDDD
Makyen X: That is the best!
KewlSkye: >=BppbPBPPBBPPBPBpbpBpbPBPbpPBPBPBB
Makyen X: xDDDDDDD
Makyen X: >=BBBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPBBBBB
KewlSkye: =o
Makyen X: =I
Makyen X: =J
KewlSkye: =L
Makyen X: =U

Pancaek

12-10-2001, 02:52 AM

And here's more, directly after that:

KewlSkye: =A =B =C =D =E =F =G =H =I =J =K =L =M =N =O =P =Q =R =S =T =U =V =W =X =Y =Z
Makyen X: xD *quotage*
KewlSkye: w00t!
Makyen X: Darn
Makyen X: Should've quoted that one too
KewlSkye: It's not too late.
Makyen X: Too lazy... xDDD
Makyen X: =B
KewlSkye: <=B
Makyen X: |=B Unibrow
KewlSkye: |=O
Makyen X: xD
KewlSkye: |=P
KewlSkye: d:D->-<|:
Makyen X: O_O;;;;;;;;;
Makyen X: dxD->-<
KewlSkye: dxP-<-|
Makyen X: =K

Shoeberto

12-10-2001, 02:56 AM

This is a chat over ICQ between a friend and I. I'm Loserkid, he's ¤Chelsea's (which is supposed to be ¤Chelsea's Casanova¤, but the log cut it off).

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:40 PM FINE!

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:41 PM Use caps lock much?

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:42 PM NO. WHERE WOULD YOU GET SUCH AN IDEA?

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:42 PM I got the idea from seeing a show on the
Discovery channel about the mating season of
the wooly rhino. It was a traumatizing
experience, so no more talking about it.

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:43 PM ok

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:44 PM Good. Great. Fine. Super.

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:45 PM that's flabtabulusly spiffyterrific!

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:45 PM Holy duck flateulance, batman!

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:46 PM holy, mating wolly rinos, batman

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:46 PM SILENCE!
*sob*

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:46 PM *crowd is quiet, crickets chirp impatiently*

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:47 PM Holy impatient chirping crickets, batman!

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:47 PM AAAAAHHHHH! where?

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:48 PM Right...there! *points* Right next to the
breakdancing leprachauns!

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:49 PM *jumps into robin's arms* get 'em off! *pouts*

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:49 PM Sorry, all we got is a man running around with
his pants around his neck claiming to be
batman. No Robin for you!

¤Chelsea's 12/09/20 9:51 PM oh, that's not fair! tommy got his own Robin!

Loserkid 12/09/20 9:52 PM Well Tommy's going to die a horrible, firey
death for all of his sins.

And I'm going to quote this at EoFF, whether
you like it or not.

Seifer

12-11-2001, 02:13 AM

SOTHIS2U: Fine then, do you want what's in the bag, Kat?
Airanselcona: Yes, she does.
Airanselcona: Give it her.
Airanselcona: Give it to her.
Airanselcona: Before I go over the rate limit again.
timbersworld: er...
Airanselcona: I'll be sure to save this and convert it to mirc logs so I can statize it.
SOTHIS2U: Okay, *gives Kat the bag* Open it up.
Airanselcona: Mwahahaha.
Airanselcona: I will win!
timbersworld: lol
timbersworld: s***
SOTHIS2U: Yay! More lines for me.
Airanselcona: *slaps her*
timbersworld: thanx
SOTHIS2U: I said, OPEN IT!
timbersworld: What's the link to that page again.. I lost it
Airanselcona: Open the bag, and then I'll tell you.
timbersworld: *opens*
SOTHIS2U: *pops out the bag and s3x0rs her*
Airanselcona: That's disturbing on at least 5 levels.
SOTHIS2U: How I pulled off this amazing feat...the world may never know.

Squally Leonharty

12-12-2001, 07:32 PM

[Proto] I can't wait to get my scanner fixed. >=D
[Aexoden] Why?
[Proto] So I can scan that Diablos picture for you Cloud.
[Cloud] okay, thanx dude
*** Freya has joined #eoff
[Proto] And also, that nude female model. >=D not that I want to. *shrugs*
[Cloud] !_!
* Cloud beckons proto around the ally way
[Squally_Leonharty] [Proto] And also, that nude female model. >=D not that I want to. *shrugs* <-- GIMME!
[Squally_Leonharty] xD
[Squally_Leonharty] GIMME! GIMME! I wanna have it! xD
[Cloud] shhh, he's doing me first!
[Squally_Leonharty] o_O
* Squally_Leonharty quotes that.

:p

Addict

12-14-2001, 03:19 AM

[9:18pm] (Ally) well, we found the LotR set in the addict...so...yeah
(Addict) WoT is aimed at a higher age group
(Addict) in the addict?
[9:18pm] (Ally) gah
[9:18pm] (Ally) attic

Rinoabella

12-14-2001, 10:35 AM

Kellyellie> You're the guy who I thought went to school with Tammy and Jewels
Razzerath> Yes.
Razzerath> Heh, the Tammy in our class is rather... dull.
Razzerath> She thought Christmas was on the twenty-fifth of december! xD
Razzerath> December*
Jewels> Heh.
Kellyellie> But it is?
Zell|School> ...
Razzerath> It is?
Razzerath> I thought it was the twenty-first...
Kellyellie> Noo!
* Razzerath blinks. "God damn, I'm a retard".
Jewels> Awww, well now you know.
Razzerath> Someone has to quote that. xD

Calliope

12-15-2001, 02:32 AM

"When you said 'peanut boy', i thought of daniel. i really did."
-Tammy

"shut up! i can drop anything, and you know it!"
-Tammy

"and while you are complaining about the price of pharmaceuticals, a little girl waits. and hopes. she hopes that someday she will get a letter from del."
-me

Mindflare

12-16-2001, 10:38 PM

[5:33.30pm] < darkff > u people are stupid
[5:33.35pm] < Mindflare > Yes, we is.
[5:33.36pm] < DreamCatcher > Thank you?

Dew Drop

12-17-2001, 07:07 PM

*In convo with WordsOfIvory*
TiffanyLowell: Stoopid water bra
TiffanyLowell: *bursts*

Loony BoB

12-17-2001, 11:25 PM

ChibiRinoa: It's a YaBB board though. I'm member of another YaBB, which is also not at yabb, but still it's a YaBB.

*dies*

Me: Skwowwy also approves of your site.
Me: Matt shrugs.
BOU: Squally is a dope and Matt is whipped.

Dew Drop

12-18-2001, 06:32 PM

TiffanyLowell: *hits elf*
TiffanyLowell: *hits self also*
WordsOfIvory: LOL
TiffanyLowell: Those godammn elves piss me off so much! They ain't really that good at making toys anywho! Blech!

ChibiRinoa

12-19-2001, 04:55 AM

Me and BoBo, one of our more...intelligent conversations... :D

loony_bob (11:17:41 PM): Fun?
aenea9 (11:13:23 PM): fun??
loony_bob (11:18:12 PM): Fun!
aenea9 (11:13:45 PM): Fun?
loony_bob (11:18:31 PM): Fun...
aenea9 (11:14:06 PM): Fun.
loony_bob (11:18:43 PM): Fun.
aenea9 (11:14:19 PM): Fun?
loony_bob (11:19:33 PM): FUN.
aenea9 (11:15:11 PM): Fun!
loony_bob (11:20:08 PM): Fun!!
aenea9 (11:15:42 PM): Fun!!!!
loony_bob (11:20:34 PM): FUN!
aenea9 (11:16:08 PM): ...Fun?
loony_bob (11:20:45 PM): Fun.
aenea9 (11:16:25 PM): Fun!
loony_bob (11:21:07 PM): ...ok, I'm out of fun now.
loony_bob (11:21:08 PM): xD

xD

Loony BoB

12-19-2001, 07:18 AM

del_snizz (Wed 12/19/01 07:49:27 PM): I once heard that a monster lives in that old house down the street, and it comes out at night, and it scares little kids away from its secret lair where it tortures salesmen and Jehoveh's Witnesses. And then I heard that the monster is three thousand years old and comes from Ancient Egypt, and there's a curse that goes with it that if you ever look into its eyes, you'll turn into some kind of a half-dog, half-igneous rock type creature. And then I heard that there was never a house like that down the street. And I was really freaked out.

Best thing I read all day. Well... equal with the editing of one post by both Chicky and I.

BoB
BooB
BoB
BooB
BoB
B00B
BzerozeroB

xD

Sakura Yume

12-20-2001, 03:36 AM

Just before, this was said in chat...

Chickencha> They'll probably receive them in a matter of days, I'd guess.
DreamCatcher> Yeah.
DreamCatcher> Hehe, the sock cheered me up heaps yesterday.
Chickencha> That's the funniest thing I've heard all day. XZD
Chickencha> XD*
DreamCatcher> Lol.
Chickencha> Well, it's good to know that it was put to some sort of use.
DreamCatcher> Well it did. My sunburn still hurts now though >.0
Chickencha> Proto has the sock's mate.
DreamCatcher> Hehe, does it also have a hole in it.
Chickencha> I think it did.
DreamCatcher> Lol. Nice!
Proto> There's a little hole at the neck of the sock
DreamCatcher> I was laughing so hard I stopped paying attention to FF7 and almost died hehe.
Chickencha> Yeah, that'd be it.
Proto> It smells like Evan's foot. :P
Proto> Not that I ever smelled Evan's foot before. It just has a weird smell to it.
Chickencha> It was washed!
DreamCatcher> I didn't smell it...
Chickencha> Wait...you smelled it? o_O
Proto> =P
Chickencha> I'll take that as an "I'm joking," since that's the way I want to take it.
DreamCatcher> Jeffy..no.

Mysty

12-20-2001, 09:53 AM

In a conversation with my friend Brandon. Just another example of my typos

Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
i got some funny screenshits of t too
. says:
hehe
Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
O.o whats a screenshit?
. says:
lol
. says:
a screan with shit
Mysty~ Aria de Mezzo Caraterre says:
*cleans up the shit that the screen has just done on the floor* bad screen! Dont do that again!
. says:
lol

Spatvark

12-20-2001, 09:12 PM

(Elephant_Man) goodthing i don't spam no more
(Elephant_Man) but i could
(Elephant_Man) like this~!
(Elephant_Man) googly!
(Elephant_Man) bog bog!!!
(Elephant_Man) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
*** Elephant_Man has quit IRC (User has been banned from this server)
(Tavaryn) Yeah, he COULD spam. He can't now.

That made me laugh... heh

Sakura Yume

12-22-2001, 05:05 AM

DreamCatcher> Pretty please?
Del_Snizz> BAH^9pi!
DreamCatcher> Wha?!? lol.
DreamCatcher> What's that meant to mean?
DreamCatcher> A no?
Del_Snizz> No, it means bah to the power of 9pi.
DreamCatcher> Lol.
DreamCatcher> Nice!
Del_Snizz> Indubitably.
DreamCatcher> Gah big words I don't know. *runs around like a headless chicken, trips, falls, dies*
Del_Snizz> *approves*
DreamCatcher> Ghost: Not surprised by that.

Neel> We need some Kishi in this room... A nice Kishi to dish out a round of insults.
Shorty> Yes! Kiski! Argh, why didn't I think of that?
*Del_Snizz looks under various rocks.
Neel> Because you spelled it wrong.
Neel> Try the logs, Del.
Del_Snizz> Darn. It looks like he's not around...
Shorty> oops.
Neel> They're damper.
Shorty> *feels stupid*
Del_Snizz> Even the natural logs?
Neel> Yeah, they're the perfect environment for a Kishi to fester.
*Del_Snizz gets the snake hook and cattle prod.
*Del_Snizz puts them in his drawer for later tonight.
Neel> Don't forget the rat bait.
Del_Snizz> Now, let's find 'Kishi.

Tears of Stardust

12-24-2001, 12:49 AM

Sugpo says:
I'm not Matt... he's a pussy.
Pretty self explainitory.

Yu Law

12-24-2001, 07:05 AM

(Pres is me)

president_capsule_corp: You know what I mean. The little twisty thing.
del_snizz: I'll twisty your little thing...

XD!! Ah, classic Snizzism. *_*

Sakura Yume

12-26-2001, 11:56 PM

Sephiroth02> How can Spank use the /mode command when he's not an op?
Proto> I never got banned.
Citizen_Erased> He is a ircop
Andaris|Sulking> he's an IRcop
DreamCatcher> He's an IRCop.
Aexoden> Because he's an IRCop.

Classic...

Altaizen

12-27-2001, 08:14 AM

this might seem a little long....

[23:42] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF, and happy holidays. Or not. It has been and always will be called Soda."
[23:42] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Thanks Matt.
[23:43] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· hmm... how long d'ya think that'll last?
[23:43] ·Matt|RO· Till Snizz wakes up.
[23:43] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics."
[23:43] ·Matt|RO· There ya go.
[23:43] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU"
[23:44] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge*"
[23:44] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party*"
[23:44] •Andaris• ....
[23:44] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited*"
[23:44] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Stoppit.
[23:44] •Andaris• Tippots
[23:44] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this*"
[23:45] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this."
[23:45] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· this is gonna keep on going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...
[23:45] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU."
[23:45] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick."
[23:46] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*."
[23:46] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick."
[23:46] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*."
[23:47] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*."
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· I'm sick of all of you!
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· Spank, do something.
[23:47] ·Kai_Seraph|SouKai\Reading|· XD
[23:47] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*. *drops a black rose*"
[23:47] •Andaris• I thought you were already dead
[23:47] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· no Del is dead
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "I'm sick of topics. I'm sick of YOU. *jumps off a bridge* *throws a party* *isn't invited* *stops this* I'm sick of stopping this. I'm sick of YOU. I'm just sick. As am I *cough*. Then all is well...by which I mean sick. Yes Indeed *sneeze*. Quite so, quite so *dies*. *drops a black rose* By the way,"
[23:48] ·Del_Snizz· Darn.
[23:48] ·Matt|RO· Out of space?
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us."
[23:48] •Andaris• lol
[23:48] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party*"
[23:48] * Matt|RO throws it out the winda.
[23:48] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties."
[23:49] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well."
[23:49] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal..."
[23:50] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits*"
[23:50] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches*"
[23:50] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks*"
[23:51] (nick change) Addict|FFX (PoIaris@FFChat-29678.204.179.79.quickclick.ctc.net) has morphed to "Addict|Sleep" 11:51pm <time zone not set>
[23:51] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet."
[23:51] •Andaris• BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
[23:51] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes*"
[23:51] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes* *silently punches Matt in the groin*"
[23:52] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· they're getting near the limit now...
[23:52] •Andaris• yup
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We just found the topic limit. Yay for us. *throws a party* I'm sick of parties. I'm sure they are sick of you as well. Yeah, you just wait, pal... Oh, I will wait, I will. *waits* *watches* *blinks* Addict is asleep. Everyone be quiet. *tip toes* *silently punches Matt in the groin* *falls over quie"
[23:52] •Andaris• Matt should touch it....
[23:52] ·Matt|RO· Nuts.
[23:52] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· heh
[23:52] •Andaris• lol
[23:52] ·Del_Snizz· Whoo-hoo!
[23:52] •Andaris• Is this like a game
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again!"
[23:52] •Andaris• who ever touches the limit loses?
[23:52] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen."
[23:52] •Andaris• There for it's Matt:1 Del:1
[23:52] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no?"
[23:53] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way."
[23:53] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way."
[23:53] (join) David (David@65.129.177.2965) has joined #eoff 11:53pm <time zone not set>
[23:53] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse?"
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad!"
[23:54] •Andaris• That sounds disgusting
[23:54] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo?"
[23:54] ·David· bored much?
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist*"
[23:54] •Andaris• this has been going on for awhile
[23:54] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· they're getting near the limit now...
[23:54] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again*"
[23:54] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow."
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh."
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :("
[23:55] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· now it gets really cheap
[23:55] •Andaris• Matt loseslol
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah."
[23:55] •Andaris• lol
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'("
[23:55] •Andaris• holy crap..
[23:55] •Andaris• I'm wrong
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 3"
[23:55] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34"
[23:55] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34."
[23:55] ·Matt|RO· *wins*
[23:55] •Andaris• Del Loses
[23:56] <Andaris> Matt: 2 Del: 1
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· Ahem. The period.
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· ???
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· Del added a .
[23:56] ·Matt|RO· Oh my.
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· I added a period.
[23:56] ·Del_Snizz· Look.
[23:56] •Andaris• oh
[23:56] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34.."
[23:56] * Andaris Matt 1 Del 1
[23:56] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34..."
[23:56] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34...!"
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· dearie dearie me...
[23:56] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "We reached the Limit again! These things happen. Tis a shame, no? I suppose one could see it that way. I think you should see it that way. And if I refuse? Then I will have to do something.. very very bad! You and what army, boyo? This army *forms fist* *punches Matt again* Ow. Heh. :( Bah. :'( 34...!"
[23:56] * David is reminded of the coin block test in Super Mario RPG
[23:56] ·David· Del lost
[23:56] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· now, Matt wins
[23:56] * David mocks Del
[23:56] •Andaris• Pfft
[23:56] <Andaris> Matt: 2 Del: 1
[23:57] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins*"
[23:57] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish"
[23:57] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged."
[23:57] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· not again!
[23:57] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not."
[23:58] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's..."
[23:58] (topic) Matt|RO changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons!"
[23:58] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons..."
[23:58] (nick change) Matt|RO (moyda1@cx989959-g.alpn1.sdca.home.com) has morphed to "Matt" 11:58pm <time zone not set>
[23:58] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you?"
[23:59] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox!"
[23:59] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises*"
[23:59] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises* Turkey noises are enclosed in brackets, you moron. Observe: [turkey noises]"
[23:59] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*secretly wins* You wish Pfft. It was rigged. It so was not. So? So? You're giving me so? No so's. You and your so's... Sew Buttons! I'll sew YOUR buttons... Or WILL you? Like a fox! *turkey noises* Turkey noises are enclosed in brackets, you moron. Observe: [turkey noises] Oh, I am quiet sorry [Womb"
[00:00] ·Matt· shoot.
[00:00] ·David· He's right you know
[00:00] ·Del_Snizz· Ha!
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· heh
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· del wins
[00:00] •Andaris• Matt:2 Del:2
[00:00] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "*lost*"
[00:00] •Andaris• AND WE HAVE A TIE!
[00:00] ·Del_Snizz· I'll not disagree with that.
[00:00] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· just call it quits will ya?
[00:01] ·Matt· Quiter!
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· nbut will ya agree with that Del?
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· *but
[00:01] •Andaris• or a tie breaker
[00:01] ·Del_Snizz· Yes, I'm quite the quitter.
[00:01] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings."
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· OK, for the tie breaker...
[00:01] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· one guess only each...
[00:01] (topic) Del_Snizz changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings. Actually, Matt is a topic queen."
[00:01] ·David· someone should changet hat to queens
[00:01] (topic) Matt changes topic in #eoff "Welcome to #EoFF -- Matt and Del are the topic kings. Actually, Matt is a topic queen. Only on Weekends."
[00:02] ·David· nevermind
[00:02] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· how long is my pe*is? (the nearest wins)
[00:02] * Andaris cuts off Sparts Pe*is
[00:02] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· oh dear... my idea was so much better...
[00:02] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark is castrated ?
[00:02] * Andaris holds it up\
[00:02] ·Matt· That's gonna sting
[00:02] •Andaris• This is the prize!
[00:02] * Del_Snizz goes to the garage to get his scanning electron microscope.
[00:03] ·Matt· Dizzam.
[00:03] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark slaps Del_Snizz around a bit with a large trout
[00:03] ·Matt· Spartypoos got dissed.
[00:03] •Andaris• I already cut it off
[00:04] ·Del_Snizz· Wow, that's real precision.
[00:04] •Andaris• *poses*
[00:05] •Andaris• So how long is his pe*is
[00:05] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· it's like those fishing photos... the guy holds up this massive catch and poses next to it!
[00:05] •Andaris• Basicly the smallest number wins
[00:05] ·Del_Snizz· I'm still looking for it.
[00:05] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· hey!
[00:05] * Gerald_Q_Spartvark slaps Andaris around a bit with a large trout
[00:05] * Andaris eats the trout to realize it's Sparts pe*is
[00:05] •Andaris• AHHHHHHHHH
[00:06] ·Del_Snizz· darn these electron microscopes. They always have trouble going down to the subatomic level.
[00:06] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· eep!
[00:06] •Andaris• that was...small
[00:06] ·Del_Snizz· How did you even know you ate it?
[00:06] •Andaris• I have Subatomic vision?
[00:06] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· a large trout = a small pe*is?
[00:07] (join) Kellyellie (OhDear@FFChat-24749.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined #eoff 12:07am <time zone not set>
[00:07] •Andaris• Yea thats it
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Ah, that explains it.
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Was it hiding behind a quark or something?
[00:07] ·Del_Snizz· Greetings?
[00:07] •Andaris• Hello Kelly
[00:07] •Andaris• you just missed the greatest show
[00:07] •Andaris• meh
[00:07] ·Matt· Kellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[00:07] ·Gerald_Q_Spartvark· we're discussing the subatomic size of my pe*is
[00:08] •Andaris• cuz Del is the only one trying
[00:08] •Andaris• Del wins by default
[00:08] ·Kellyellie· Hello!
[00:08] •Andaris• Del:3 Matt: 2
[00:08] ·Del_Snizz· Whoo-hoo?

Spatvark

12-27-2001, 09:40 AM

Damn... I was gonna post that!

Dew Drop

12-27-2001, 03:15 PM

* Kai_Seraph yawns.
Skoggey: wow kai you have nice teeth!
Kai_Seraph: I don't have teeth.
Kai_Seraph: These are dentures.
Skoggey: ^_^
* Kai_Seraph takes the dentures out.
Skoggey: my dad had dentures since he was a kid.
Kai_Seraph: Fee? Fese are Fentures.
Skoggey: oooooh and my aren't they so pretty?
Kai_Seraph: Yeah, madfe fwom pwafinum andf goldf.
Tiffiekins: ....
Tiffiekins: strange...
Skoggey: lol
Kai_Seraph: Fey're ftoo heafy fough.
sidewinder: :)
Skoggey: lol
* Tiffiekins gives Kai some nice wooden dentures
Skoggey: like george washington had!!
sidewinder: lol
* Kai_Seraph looks at the wooden dentures.
Kai_Seraph: Nah.

^^

astromage1

12-27-2001, 10:40 PM

killatunk: hey screesh sup my #1 home de
astromage1: Oh hey sup dem hows it going man
killatunk: dat's it all you say hey sup to you #1 home de
astromage1: hahah sorry man I just got A killa headack *smacks the the tarts out of dem's mouth*
killatunk: shut up fool *rock buttoms sof*
killatunk: so what you doing
astromage1: ummmmm well taking advil and watching BET as well as taalking to one dumb mofo
killatunk: ok keep triping beotch i got yo bus stop
astromage1: hahahah what you fin do okkie you seen what happend to vaul
killatunk: vaul sorry he cant do shet
astromage1: you can either
killatunk: anyway *jack kicks sof in the nutz*
astromage1: hey dem guess what
killatunk: what?
astromage1: De's NUTZZz ahhahhahaha I gotta go going to sleep
killatunk: stay cool piece

Yu Law

12-28-2001, 05:16 AM

[Cyan] exercise is evil
[ILLogicoL] No, it is God in disguise.
[ILLogicoL] Love it, embrace it.
[ILLogicoL] xD

(Few seconds later)

[Saraki] So if you're doing excersise you're doing G...
[Saraki] Im not going to finish that sentence
[ILLogicoL] XD!

Sorry to all Christians who were offended. xD

Dew Drop

12-28-2001, 11:32 AM

Angel: i'm stuck in one channel with 3 asian women ;)
Angel: great just great ....
Angel: now if only my girlfriend were here with me ....

That cracked me up xD

bossker

12-29-2001, 10:53 AM

I DEMAND YOU READ THIS GEM OF A POST

Andaris: You can't feel pain right?
Wyllius: Depends really
Anaris: How so?
Bossker: He can feel my foot in his rectum.
Bossker: *shoves it up there*
Wyllius: *shoves Unne up Bossker's rectum*
Bossker: Oh god! Get it out! GET IT OUT!
Wyllius: The fun part is when Unne shakes his head.

Sakura Yume

12-31-2001, 09:51 AM

Bossker> DreamCatcher, are you Tammy?
Andaris> No
Andaris> DC's realy name is Bob
Bossker> I knew it.
Bossker> Its Loony_BoB
Bossker> In disguise.
angel> but that would stink bossker
Andaris> His name is Daniel
DreamCatcher> Right...
Bossker> I know what his name his.
Yunie> he is?
David> Yes, let me take those fake breasts off him
Bossker> I've recieved messages from him on my Cell.
*David attempts to do so
Bossker> Pull harder?
Andaris> I'l help
Yunie> xD
David> Hmm...the blasted things won't come off
Andaris> Yea i know
David> maybe if I play with 'em a bit
Andaris> Good Idea
Yunie> eeewww....
*Yunie looks away in disgust
David> Hmm...you know what...these might be real
Andaris> Hmm
Andaris> hang ong
Andaris> on*
*Andaris tastes them
Andaris> Your right!
Ashi> What does a heart attack feel like?
DreamCatcher> ...
David> like getting hit in the chest with a sledge hammer
angel> a cramp around the heart
*David defends from Tammy's wrath

Yes...

Mikztsu

01-02-2002, 01:18 AM

Just a piece of random conversation with stubborn and cranky Del Snizz today.

Del Snizz: You'd better be.
Mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek
Del Snizz: Never!
Mikztsu1: What?!
Mikztsu1: What is this now? :o(
Del Snizz: It isn't much of anything, really.
Mikztsu1: There has to be something.
Mikztsu1: There's ALWAYS something.
Del Snizz: Nope. Sorry.
Del Snizz: Not this time.
Mikztsu1: Well, you just seemed to be so determined to refuse.
Mikztsu1: exclamation mark and all.
Del Snizz: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Del Snizz: In a wrong way, though.
Mikztsu1: I'm never right in a wrong way!
Mikztsu1: When I'm right, it's right by all means.
Del Snizz: Well you are now.
Del Snizz: Not today.
Mikztsu1: I guess it's just not mide day then, eh? =\
Mikztsu1: *my day
Del Snizz: Most certainly not.

Yu Law

01-02-2002, 10:18 AM

Some more very confusing, makes-no-sense chat with the good folks at Del_Snizz. xD

president_capsule_corp: It's YOU.
Del_Snizz: You must be mistaken.
president_capsule_corp: Yes. Cake.
Del_Snizz: Get your own, pal.
president_capsule_corp: I'll get YOUR own!
Del_Snizz: So you will...
president_capsule_corp: No, I lied.
Del_Snizz: Darn.
president_capsule_corp: Perhaps... but not likely.
president_capsule_corp: Apparently it's 12% off.
president_capsule_corp: xD
Del_Snizz: I'll show you...
president_capsule_corp: I'd like that.
Del_Snizz: Yeah, you and what army?
president_capsule_corp: My Penguin dissapproves.
Del_Snizz: I have a very special jar of glue.
president_capsule_corp: I'll jar YOUR glue.
Del_Snizz: Kinky...
president_capsule_corp: I'll tell him right away.
Del_Snizz: You just try...
president_capsule_corp: I'd agree with you but... I don't feel like it.
Del_Snizz: Well, warthog.
president_capsule_corp: On the left, I think.
Del_Snizz: Thankya.
president_capsule_corp: Well, I'm out of witty remarks.
president_capsule_corp: xD
Del_Snizz: You had some to begin with?
president_capsule_corp: Apparently not.

*Õ_Õ*

Mikztsu

01-02-2002, 11:15 AM

president_capsule_corp: Mik, swearing?
president_capsule_corp::o !
mikztsu2000: >=)
mikztsu2000: Yello
president_capsule_corp: Green.
president_capsule_corp: :D
mikztsu2000: No...
mikztsu2000: Gree
president_capsule_corp: Oh? I disagree.
president_capsule_corp: :)
mikztsu2000: Your disagreement is false.
president_capsule_corp: What's a who, now?
mikztsu2000: Gree makes as much sense as Yello does.
president_capsule_corp: Yeah, says YOU.
mikztsu2000: And my word is always to be believed.
mikztsu2000: And obeyed.
president_capsule_corp: I'm sorry, Master. Please accept my apology.
president_capsule_corp: *Rapes*
president_capsule_corp: xD
mikztsu2000: It's Ok; Just never ever rape your master again.>=)
president_capsule_corp: XD!
president_capsule_corp: Sorry, I just felt the urge... those tight buns... tempting me
president_capsule_corp: O_o;
mikztsu2000: What buns are you exactly talkng about?>=]
president_capsule_corp: You know what I'm talking about
president_capsule_corp: ;-]
mikztsu2000: I really don't...
mikztsu2000: Maybe I'm just closing my mind to it, maybe I don't wanna know...
president_capsule_corp: xD!!
mikztsu2000: Stay the Hell away my tight buns untill I say otherwise!!
mikztsu2000: No matter how tempting and appealing they are
president_capsule_corp: Awww... I thought you wanted it? >=)
mikztsu2000: I didnt deny that either...
mikztsu2000: It's not always approriate, ya know?
mikztsu2000: And pure.
mikztsu2000: I however, rape you whenever I please.
president_capsule_corp: C'mon Mikeypoos, in the bed, now.
president_capsule_corp: xD
mikztsu2000: Eventhough I'm losing my bitches, you'll be my toy forever.
mikztsu2000: No more orders from you!!
president_capsule_corp: :o
mikztsu2000: In the bed, NOW!
mikztsu2000: Ramon.
president_capsule_corp: *Hops into the bed, on his knees*
president_capsule_corp: >=]

musashius

01-02-2002, 03:52 PM

*shivers*

Kalen

01-02-2002, 11:23 PM

mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
Kalenisis: Hear what now?
mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
mikztsu1: Eat it
Kalenisis: *eats teh snoflaeky thingy*
mikztsu1: It's Snowflake.
mikztsu1: *gaves it*
mikztsu1: Snoflaek.
Kalenisis: ....
Kalenisis: *dies laughing*
Kalenisis: xD
mikztsu1: What are you laughing at now?>=]
Kalenisis: mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek.
Kalenisis: mikztsu1: It's Snowflake.
mikztsu1: Hmm...so, I gave you a snoflaek..? ;)
Kalenisis: I'm just laughing 'cause I dunno. xD
mikztsu1: Well, stop it!!!
mikztsu1: Lalala
mikztsu1: Stil in chat?
Kalenisis: "mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek. mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek. Kalenisis: *eats teh snoflaeky thingy* mikztsu1: It's Snowflake. mikztsu1: Snoflaek. mikztsu1: Snoflaek."
mikztsu1: Haha, that's silly, ok.:P
Kalenisis: OMG. I'm still laughing. xD

I really don't know why I found that so funny. O_O

Kalen

01-02-2002, 11:46 PM

Kalenisis: *sends quote to Abbie and asks her if she's insane for laughing so hard.*
mikztsu1: Haha, she told that it's snowing so I told her to eat snoflaek. She went kinda mute after that.;)
mikztsu1: Haha.xD

<hr>

jazz8piano: that is so random!!!!!!!!!
Kalenisis: Haha
Kalenisis: Am I insane? I laughed a long time and I don't know why....O_o
jazz8piano: he absolutely can't spell snowflake
jazz8piano: no, you're not.
Kalenisis: He did once, though. xD
jazz8piano: yeah!
Kalenisis: *laughs*
Kalenisis: I dunno, man. I just found that too funny. :P
jazz8piano: OI just told him that it's snowing here and he said "eat it". He is the insane one
Kalenisis: HEhe.

<hr>

mikztsu1: Abbey came and told this:
mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
Kalenisis: xD
mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
Mikztsu1: ?
Jazz8piano: it's S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
Mikztsu1: Snowflaeks?
Mikztsu1: Snow?
Kalenisis: *quotes again*
mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: NO!!!!! S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
Mikztsu1: You don't know what it is.
Mikztsu1: I see lots of white snoflaeks here
mikztsu1: Jazz8piano: you are spelling it wrong!!!!!!!!!
mikztsu1: xD

Mikztsu

01-03-2002, 12:17 AM

This is relevant to Kalen's quote. Mine and Abbie's chat.

I must've been bored, but haha, making random people to think you are crazy or something else can be fun.:p

Jazz8piano: It's snowing here finally!!!!!!!
Mikztsu1: Eat it
Jazz8piano: lol
Jazz8piano: I'm gonna play in it tomarrow!
Mikztsu1: Eat snofleaks
Jazz8piano: I will, i will.
Jazz8piano: you can't spell snowflake!
Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
Mikztsu1: ?
Jazz8piano: it's S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
Mikztsu1: Snowflaeks?
Mikztsu1: Snow?
Jazz8piano: NO!!!!! S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E
Mikztsu1: You don't know what it is.
Mikztsu1: I see lots of white snoflaeks here
Mikztsu1: No...
Jazz8piano: you are spelling it wrong!!!!!!!!!
Mikztsu1: No Abbey...
Mikztsu1: Have a snoflaek and let it melt!!!
Jazz8piano: now you're spelling my name wrong!
Mikztsu1: It's that white little snowthing that comes from the sky!
Jazz8piano: you are in a wierd mood.
Mikztsu1: No, I am not! What did I do oddly?
Jazz8piano: you are just strange. the thing about snow. are you crazy? : )
Mikztsu1: Hmm?
Mikztsu1: I'm not crazy, eating snoflaeks isnt that crazy, you know?
Mikztsu1: *eats snoflaek*
Jazz8piano: not that, it's that you CANNOT SEEM TO SPELL SNOWFLAKES CORRECTLY
Mikztsu1: I spell it as you do!
Jazz8piano: spell it now:
Mikztsu1: snowflaek
Mikztsu1: ??
Jazz8piano: the e comes after the k
Jazz8piano: not before it
Jazz8piano: got it?
Mikztsu1: snoflkea
Mikztsu1: What?!
Jazz8piano: now spell it again.:
Jazz8piano: nnnoooo
Jazz8piano: snowflake
Mikztsu1: Snoflaek
Jazz8piano: nnnnnnnooooooo
Mikztsu1: I did it like that since beginning!
Mikztsu1: Like you do.
Jazz8piano: snowflake
Jazz8piano: no you aren't!
Mikztsu1: snoflake
Mikztsu1: Ooh, I got it now.;-)
Jazz8piano: YYYYYEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jazz8piano: GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!
Mikztsu1: Have you ever eaten snoflakes?
Jazz8piano: of course!
Jazz8piano: i know you have too
Mikztsu1: *gaevs you anothjer snoflaek*
Jazz8piano: thank you, you spelled snowflake wrong again and it's gives, not gaevs
Mikztsu1: Snoflake
Mikztsu1: *gives snoflakes*
Jazz8piano: good!
Mikztsu1: Eat it
Jazz8piano: very good!
Jazz8piano: ok, i ate it
Mikztsu1: snoflaeks melts?
Mikztsu1: *gaevs more*
Jazz8piano: GIVES
Mikztsu1: Who gives?
Mikztsu1: You maek no sense.
Jazz8piano: no, I'm telling you how to spell it. and it's make not maek
Mikztsu1: Huh????????????????
Jazz8piano: I think you drank too much or something. I have to go! Have a good break!

Spatvark

01-03-2002, 06:51 AM

Kink_Master_Griever> alright Sephiorth the sheep need to be tend to
Sephiroth> k
Heart> lol
* Kink_Master_Griever whips Sephiroth
Sephiroth> ...ow
Kink_Master_Griever> speak boy
CuteAndDangerous> *heh* Yes, please do.
* Kink_Master_Griever puts Sephiroth on a leash
Kink_Master_Griever> speak boy
Sephiroth> ...no
* Kink_Master_Griever whips Sephiroth
* Kink_Master_Griever pulls his leash
* Sephiroth summons supernova on you
Kink_Master_Griever> haha
* Kink_Master_Griever sends it away with his butt
Sephiroth> ...hmm
* Kink_Master_Griever uses a Barney dildo on Sephiroth
Sephiroth> how about no
* Heart puts a leather mask with a zip for the mouth on Sephiroth
Kink_Master_Griever> thank you
* Kink_Master_Griever gives Heart a dog bone
Kink_Master_Griever> good girl
* Kink_Master_Griever pets her
* Heart rolls over
Kink_Master_Griever> such a good girl
Kink_Master_Griever> yes you are
* Kink_Master_Griever throws a ball
Kink_Master_Griever> go get it
* Heart enthusiastically runs for the ball
Kink_Master_Griever> thats right
Sephiroth> great...
* Heart holds the ball in HIS teeth and refuses to give it back
* Kink_Master_Griever stands on the bed holding Sephiroth by a leash and a whip in the other hand
* Heart growls
Kink_Master_Griever> bad girl
Kink_Master_Griever> give me the ball
Kink_Master_Griever> drop it
* Sephiroth breaks the chain, and procedes to chop griever's head off
Kink_Master_Griever> no
* Heart whimpers
Kink_Master_Griever> sick him Heart
Sephiroth> ha
Kink_Master_Griever> get him Heart
* Heart runs away from Sephiroth
Kink_Master_Griever> use Barney love my pet
Heart> god I hope noone quotes any of that
* Spatvark goes off to stick it in the quotes thread

Just don't ask, please God just don't ask!
------------------------------
This one follows on from the previous one, but is far, far longer!

Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> just getting more whips
Hitokoei> And what the hell is it with you and your stupid leather-sex fetish thing?
BlackWeeD> Normal sex is nice...
* Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever whips Hitokoei
Belladonna_Knight> Normal sex? Define.
BlackWeeD> Uhh.
BlackWeeD> Lol.
CuteAndDangerous> ^____^
Spatvark> Missionary I think he means...
* Belladonna_Knight is anti-missionary.
BlackWeeD> Lol.
* Proto whips Hitokoei.
* Belladonna_Knight is pro-lesbian sex0r! :D~
BlackWeeD> Whoo!
BlackWeeD> You're a lesbian?
Belladonna_Knight> Yes, I am a lesbian.
Spatvark> I take/do it any way I damn well like!
BlackWeeD> Ahhhhhhh
Boko> =D
BlackWeeD> :P
Boko> =0
Spatvark> We've got one lesbian, one homosexual and one bisexual
Hitokoei> I am not into S&M, bondage, leather, cock-pumping, fisting, toilet sex, three-ways, more-ways, golden showers, enemas, or anything absolutely obscure or disgusting like that.
CuteAndDangerous> Lesbians rock! :)
BlackWeeD> You learn new things everyday.
Belladonna_Knight> Actually, two homosexuals and a bisexual.
Hitokoei> And a lot of straight(?) people?
Boko> Toilet sex!?
Spatvark> I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!
Hitokoei> Toilet sex.
Belladonna_Knight> A better statement would have been, one lesbian, one gay man, one bisexual
BlackWeeD> Define toilet sex.
CuteAndDangerous> and one me!
Spatvark> actually...
Tavaryn> Lesbians = bisexuals. :P
Tavaryn> err
Proto> sex on the toilet?
Tavaryn> homosexuals. ><
Hitokoei> Having sex near, on, or around toilet sex.
Belladonna_Knight> Exactly, Tavaryn.
BlackWeeD> Like....the shower? :D
Spatvark> yeah, but it's kinda odd, but I associate homosexual with men, not women
Hitokoei> Shower sex is good.
Hitokoei> Toilet sex isn't.
Belladonna_Knight> I've never even heard of toilet sex.
Spatvark> !addquote <Spatvark> I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!
-Chicken|Away- Quote added as quote number 75.
-Addict|BG- Quote "<Spatvark> I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!" added. Thank you!
Hitokoei> Bathtub sex...is...boring.
-Aexoden- Quote "<Spatvark> I like lesbians... I always wanted to be one!" added. Thank you!
Proto> how about suana sex?
Belladonna_Knight> Bathtub sex... sounds romantic... *^_^*
CuteAndDangerous> Bed sex is easier then shower sex.
Hitokoei> But you don't need lubricant in the shower.
Belladonna_Knight> Sauna sex sounds hot and sweaty.
Hitokoei> Suana sex? Sounds good.
CuteAndDangerous> Yeah bathtub sex is better then shower sex too.
* BlackWeeD sees the word "sex" on his screen like 100 times.
* Boko is logging this.
Spatvark> me too!
BlackWeeD> Lol.
Boko> I'll look back at this and go "=0"
* Belladonna_Knight is autologging.
Proto> Or how about pool sex? or spa sex?
Boko> yah, autologging
Spatvark> I'll look back at it and go =D
CuteAndDangerous> Hot tub sex!
Boko> =D
Belladonna_Knight> Pool sex... I'd get chlorine in me.
Hitokoei> Swimming pool sex is always good.
Belladonna_Knight> No fun.
Hitokoei> But...it looks good!
* Spatvark shivers with excitement at hearing Chaunty say "sex"
Hitokoei> Despite the chlorine.
CuteAndDangerous> Hot tub sex sounds mighty good right about now. ^_^
Hitokoei> How did we get on this subject?
Boko> Who knows
Spatvark> Im up for it Chaunty!
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> yes we will all be doing that
Belladonna_Knight> Chaunty: yes, it does... ^_~
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> Hot tub sex
*** astromage1 has joined #eoff
Hitokoei> We went from food to sex.
astromage1> hey hey everyone hahahah
CuteAndDangerous> ^____^
Hitokoei> Food sex.
Boko> O_O
Spatvark> bugger off Griever, she's mine!
Belladonna_Knight> It didn't hinge on my mention of my favorite kind of "pie," did it?
Spatvark> I hope not...
astromage1> jeez I come in and all I hear is food and sex :(
Proto> <Hitokoei> I am not into S&M, bondage, leather, cock-pumping, fisting, toilet sex, three-ways, more-ways, golden showers, enemas, or anything absolutely obscure or disgusting like that.
* Belladonna_Knight turns on the bathtub and grabs Chaunty
Proto> there you have it.
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> get in
Heart> belladonna would be pro-food and sex?
* CuteAndDangerous gets some oils
Hitokoei> Well, how did I get from food to that?
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> just get in
Belladonna_Knight> Yes.
* Belladonna_Knight is pro-food and sex. Especially whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
Proto> <Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> just getting more whip
Hitokoei> What other kinds of sex are there...?
Hitokoei> There's always dildo-sex.
Proto> there's food sex
Hitokoei> I don't think that would be any fun.
BlackWeeD> Lol.
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> you can use that in the hot tube
CuteAndDangerous> Food and sex = good
Hitokoei> Licking food off of one's body parts? Intriguing.
Boko> cow sex = good
BlackWeeD> Sex and Sex = Even better.
astromage1> oh
Hitokoei> COW SEX!
astromage1> Lol
Boko> =D
Boko> =0
Hitokoei> Exdee.
* Belladonna_Knight feeds Chaunty chocolates
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> now its time to use the spank
* Spatvark spreads Ice cream on Chaunty ^_~
Heart> whipped cream though. I don't think licking meat pies of people is quite the same
CuteAndDangerous> No, no cow sex!
Spatvark> eep! no
Hitokoei> Of course every guy is horny in the morning.
* Belladonna_Knight is anti-cow sex.
Boko> =0!
CuteAndDangerous> mm.... chocolate mmm.... ice cream
Hitokoei> I mean, without the use of our brains, we wake up with an erection.
* astromage1 ives in the tub
Proto> whip cream. >=P~~
Heart> in the morning, my body's horny but my head's like oh fuck off I'm not in the mood
CuteAndDangerous> mm..... whipped cream, strawberries and sex!
BlackWeeD> Heh.
* Belladonna_Knight is amused by Hitokoei's statement.
Spatvark> up and at 'em by the break of dawn!
CuteAndDangerous> Why is this key called the "insert" key? It makes no sence!
* Belladonna_Knight massages Chaunty's back.
astromage1> Shut up about SEX :|
astromage1> ahhhhhh
Belladonna_Knight> Sex is good! :(
CuteAndDangerous> I needed a massage today. ^_^
Proto> There's always the classic French Maid sex. xD
BlackWeeD> Lol.
astromage1> stop ahhhhhhhhhhhh
BlackWeeD> Wait
BlackWeeD> What's French Maid sex?
BlackWeeD> Explain yo.
astromage1> Stop it
CuteAndDangerous> Sex with a french maid?
Hitokoei> French maid sex?
BlackWeeD> Lol.
BlackWeeD> Sex with a French maid.
* Belladonna_Knight massages the rest of Chaunty's body... slowly and sexily.
Hitokoei> Or anything that women are supposed to shave?
Proto> Ok.
Spatvark> oh now that's a good one Chaunty... go get the outfit on, and I'll meetcha in the bedroom!
BlackWeeD> Okay explain Proto.
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> your right
CuteAndDangerous> Group sex eh? Sounds good
BlackWeeD> Lol.
Proto> No. I refuse to explain
Heart> wait for me!
Hitokoei> Maybe three-ways or more-ways would be good.
BlackWeeD> I demand you to explain!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlackWeeD> :P
Hitokoei> Anal sex is out of the question, it just looks painful and unstimulating.
Boko> ...
astromage1> emmmmmmmmmm cute and dangerous how bout youse and me go out to da club baby and explore a bit
BlackSeeD> Blacky you fucker :D
BlackWeeD> Lol.
Belladonna_Knight> Hitokoei: actually, it could be very stimulating. The prostate gland can be touched from inside the anus
Belladonna_Knight> That, and the anus has more pleasure nerves than any part of the body, save for the clitoris.
Heart> they don't teach you that at school now do they?
astromage1> Ewwwwww anal sex is nasty and onley the desprite o people wil do it
BlackWeeD> Anal is sick.
BlackWeeD> Oral is nice tho. :D
astromage1> yes it is
Proto> especially fecal. x_X
CuteAndDangerous> O_o
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Proto> wait, we have an underaged person!
Proto> Stop all the sex talk!
BlackWeeD> ..
UndyingAngel> KEEP GOING
BlackWeeD> I am under-aged.
BlackWeeD> Lol.
CuteAndDangerous> It's okai! Keep talking
UndyingAngel> I could say that's 50% of what I came here for
CuteAndDangerous> No, stop runing my fun! ^___^
UndyingAngel> What?
* Belladonna_Knight is pro-sex.
CuteAndDangerous> *ruining?
UndyingAngel> You think I'm too young to know what sex is?
UndyingAngel> pfft
Supreme_Kink_Master_Griever> this person does not now how to have fun
CuteAndDangerous> No!
UndyingAngel> Just because I don't do it doesn't mean I don't understand
Spatvark> she came here BECAUSE of all this Proto
* Belladonna_Knight rather likes UA's air of maturity.
CuteAndDangerous> Join the lovely convo UA. *heh*
UndyingAngel> lol
Spatvark> I told her what was going on and she leapt at the chance!

Sakura Yume

01-04-2002, 12:30 AM

This says it all:

Loony_BoB> *has an admirer* O_o;;
DreamCatcher> Yup!
DreamCatcher> Danny. No.
DreamCatcher> >=)
Loony_BoB> I do, someone sent me an e-mail saying they're falling for me.
*Ally has had two admirers. Maybe three, if I'm lucky.
Ally> o.O;
Loony_BoB> *felt bad* >_<
DreamCatcher> Great... was it Scott?
Scottie> Daniel, you got it! *yay*
*DreamCatcher giggles.
Ally> Psychic. ;)
Loony_BoB> xD
Loony_BoB> *dies*
Loony_BoB> No, I didn't feel bad about your one, Scott.
Loony_BoB> I was just turned on.

Spatvark

01-06-2002, 09:16 AM

Heh, just to prove EVEN Del makes typo's:

Del_Snizz> No, I wouldn't kick you. I wouldn't myself to get mad at me, would I?

& not just once, but twice!

Del_Snizz> You and you "fairness"...

heh heh heh

BlkKnight

01-06-2002, 10:40 PM

[17:35] *** Wyll|Tv is now known as Wyllius
[17:35] *** Spatvark has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[17:35] < Wyllius> I like that
[17:36] < Wyllius> I change my name and someone dies
[17:36] < BlkKnight> interesting
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[17:36] < Del_Snizz> Shove it, Wyll.
[17:36] < Wyllius> No.
[17:36] < Wyllius> And don't take that tone with me or I'll send Proto to your house with instructions ot be your friend.
[17:36] < Del_Snizz> Yes.
[17:37] < Del_Snizz> You wouldn't dare!
[17:37] < Wyllius> I have his number and supplies for him ready
[17:38] < Del_Snizz> Curse you, Wyll.
[17:38] < Del_Snizz> Curse you.
[17:38] < Hitokoei> Curse me instead!

Citizen Bleys

01-07-2002, 02:31 AM

CitizenBleys: Apparently, my name is Susan Bauer.
CitizenBleys: According to Nero, anyways.
Asorie001: xD
CitizenBleys: Check that...I'm actually Susan Kennedy.
CitizenBleys: And this is going STRAIGHT into the Quotes thread.
Asorie001: Nah xD
Asorie001: We all know you're really more of a Susan than a Mark
CitizenBleys: So's Death.
Asorie001: That's also true.

Rydia of Mist

01-10-2002, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by LuNaTiC jEsTeR
lol DO ME!

Squally Leonharty

01-10-2002, 04:57 PM

*** Cloud|not|here|FFS is now known as Cloud
Cloud> I'm back!
Cloud> and better than ever!
Zell> WB then...
* Cloud feels crappy

:p

The Moo Man

01-10-2002, 10:32 PM

It said in or out of context so I shal Say this:
TMM:"AND TO YOU I SAY MOO!!!"

Mikztsu

01-10-2002, 11:40 PM

Random odd #EoFF nonsense I felt like posting.:P

CuteAndDangerous> Are YOU one of the people that would only come to my funeral to make sure I were dead?
CuteAndDangerous> Yeay! I mean.... too bad.
*** Addict is now known as Addict|Dinner
*** Kemosabe is now known as Kemosabe|away
* CuteAndDangerous talks to herself?
ILLogicoL> Perhaps?
ILLogicoL> :D
* Mikztsu tries to talk
CuteAndDangerous> Indeed.
Mikztsu> Ooh, nasty.
CuteAndDangerous> ................. ?
Mikztsu> *@_@*

*Insert about one minutes silence here*

ILLogicoL> Yeeeeep yep.
ILLogicoL> *Õ_Õ*
CuteAndDangerous> What the...?
CuteAndDangerous> *confused*
ILLogicoL> What NOT the?
ILLogicoL> D:

Haha. *laughs because is odd*

Yu Law

01-12-2002, 02:25 AM

[Andaris] (OS: Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)) (Uptime: 2mins 33secs) (CPU: 1-AMD , 1055MHz, 256KB) (MEM: Usage: 134/512MB (26.17%))
[Andaris] S***
[Andaris] my CPU screwed up
[Andaris] s***
[Andaris] what the h***

(Random Silence, as is common in IPP chat)

[Aexoden] Look at that uptime.
[Aexoden] You've been running windows too long.
[Aexoden] Better reboot.
[Wasubu] LOL
[Wasubu] XD

Ahh, woopsy daisy XD I didn't notice I posted it twice.
Edit by Matt: You only need post it once, Ramon. ;P

Mikztsu

01-12-2002, 09:44 AM

This livejournal comment thing made me laugh. And fear...*Ö_Ö*

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=19866674&nc=7

Spatvark

01-15-2002, 01:43 PM

How To Be Evil In Chat: Part One

< Memphis> what is a chara set?
< Cloud> chara set, like a caroselle only less fun and more painful
< Cloud> XD
< Memphis> ok
< Memphis> how do you get this chara sets?
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Chinese Fortune Cookies
< Cloud> type /quit I want chara sets
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> you'll get a list of chara sets to download
< Memphis> In the mirc ?
*** Memphis has quit IRC (Leaving: Iwant chara sets)
< Cloud> mwah haaa haaaa
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> omg, he fell for it!
< Cloud> man, i feel so dirty!
< Cloud> XD
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> heh
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Oh man, I can't stop laughing here
< Cloud> same here man!!
< Cloud> we really should stop doing that
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< Spatvark|RPGM2K> that's the second funniest thing ever
< Cloud> wb!
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> wb
< Cloud> you forgot to lwave a space btween "I" and "want"
< Memphis> I got disconnect?
< Cloud> *leave
< Cloud> *between
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> Maybe you should try it again Memphis?
< Memphis> no I dident
< Cloud> *** Memphis has quit IRC (Leaving: Iwant chara sets)
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> yes you did
< Cloud> see, you did
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> try it with the space
*** Memphis has quit IRC (Leaving: I want chara sets)
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> XD
< Cloud> omfg
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> twice!
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> TWICE!
< Cloud> that was tooo easy!
< Spatvark|RPGM2K> What a pratt!
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< Spatvark|RPGM2K> OK, we stop now Cloud
*** Memphis has joined #eoff
< Cloud> yeah, good idea
< Cloud> wb
*** Memphis has quit IRC (Leaving: Leaving)
< Cloud> the dl IRC must be buggered up
< Cloud> pah

Halan

01-16-2002, 12:38 AM

bossker101: T- 2 days.
bossker101: till i can get my license!
bossker101: YES!
halanbl: bah
halanbl: whore cares
halanbl: i mean who
bossker101: yes, whores care
halanbl: damn, that was a really bad typo

Yu Law

01-17-2002, 04:36 AM

* DragonsRage eeps, and hides behing Scottie*
[DragonsRage] *behind
*** Scottie (~Scottie@Sabin.ffchat.net) Quit (Ping timeout)

Made me laugh for a while XD

Spatvark

01-18-2002, 03:50 PM

This day shall live on in history, the day Wyllius was defeated in battle:

RABTHEREF: Less talking from you.

Spatvark: *pouts*

RABTHEREF: Pfft

Spatvark: That's some top-notch pffting there! (SNIZZISM!!!!!)

RABTHEREF: Less Snizz you.

Spatvark: I'll Snizz YOUR less (ANOTHER SNIZZISM!!!!!)

RABTHEREF: *Slap*

Spatvark: I'll slap YOUR *!

RABTHEREF: Meh, I usually don't resort to this, but; Self if your self is self then self cannot allow self to continue with this self, for self is wrong.

Spatvark: Ah, but I'm not YOUR Self, thus I am not wrong, then I can continue with this for the self that is wrong is not myself but yourself

RABTHEREF: But self is self, not self, but self in the context that self is self, and ,my self is self incarnate, so self is wrong for self

Spatvark: So you're saying that your self is all selfs thus any self is always wrong when referring to other selfs? By saying that, you are saying that your self is wrong, as well as my self, thus anything your self says about me, and anything my self says about your self is wrong, thus you're talking bollocks, and so is this!

RABTHEREF: Nah, it's double reverse backwards broken bicycle Platoism

Spatvark: Really? I thought it was the more common, lesser-spotted, double breasted trousers of doom belonging to Engelbert Humperdink Zionism personally

RABTHEREF: Do not Mock Englebert or I shall smite thee down with the black beast of Aldershot and remove your trousers!

Spatvark: I shall Mock Engelbert no longer, for I always thought he was better than Burt Baccarach anyway

RABTHEREF: Burt Baccarach *Shakes Fist*

Spatvark: May he be damned to heaven, where he can torture all of those angels!

Wyll - you do realise that you've not won there, you failed to counter my last rebuke of Self, and tried to let the conversation go into Burt Baccarach, then I left because there was fun outside. In conclusion, I am fecking Marvellous.

Raistlin

01-19-2002, 04:50 AM

Proto:
Dear Del Snizz,
You see, there is this girl, (who I will call "Britt" from now on.) You see, Britt is a very attractive young woman, but it seems that she denies being female, though I couldn't admit it but find this to be amusing. My problem isn't the fact that I can't seem to talk to Britt, but it's rather about her. Is there any way to tell Britt that she can't deny her gender? Is she confused, or what? Thanks in Advance

Reno: Dear Del Snizz,
However can we stop Proto from being horribly killed now?

*runs from Britt*

Yu Law

01-25-2002, 02:52 AM

[ILLogicoL] Gau wanted to rape my butt when I was President.
[ILLogicoL] Rape me now!
[ILLogicoL] xD
[ILLogicoL] o_o
* gau kisses Ramon's ass.
[ILLogicoL] XDD
[gau] *slurp*
[ILLogicoL] Oh, god.
* ILLogicoL Moans.
[ILLogicoL] O_o
[gau] That's some mighty fine ass.
[ILLogicoL] XD

Disturbed yet? Hope so xD

Spatvark

01-25-2002, 03:39 PM

Mikztsu

01-25-2002, 09:14 PM

I posted these kinda to my LJ earlier cause they made me laugh.

Here's Kath's (Tatum) comments on the MikArt yaoi I drew and showed to her:

mikztsu2000: So, did you like the picture?
sillybilliegurlie: Feck. Mik, you're so sick. O_O
sillybilliegurlie: That's.. too .. distrubing. FECK!
sillybilliegurlie: I worry about your children..
sillybilliegurlie: How many do you plan to have?
mikztsu2000: Heaps.

And these are Ariel's comments after reading this LJ entry of mine (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=21032813&nc=7) about how bills turn me on (I was kidding of course).>=P

ceridwyn23 (05:59:53 PM): It counts as sick, yes.
ceridwyn23 (06:00:03 PM): I mean, it's nice to know you having nothing to pay.
ceridwyn23 (06:00:12 PM): But sure as hell not a turn on.

[/complicated] *@_@*

Citizen Bleys

01-25-2002, 09:39 PM

Miktsu: Well, I've stripped on webcam with few people (Kildarre etc)

Yu Law

01-26-2002, 04:11 PM

(05:06) angel-wallpapermaking: hey chauntell
(05:06) angel-wallpapermaking: wanna see some wallpapers i made ?
(05:06) CuteAndDangerous: uh, sure?
*** waiting_bar is now known as xofrevlis
*** CuteAndDangerous (angelofdev@FFChat-1423.home.cgocable.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
(05:07) Chris: Guess not XD

xDDD

Cute&Dangerous

01-26-2002, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by ILLogicoL


(05:06) angel-wallpapermaking: hey chauntell
(05:06) angel-wallpapermaking: wanna see some wallpapers i made ?
(05:06) CuteAndDangerous: uh, sure?
*** waiting_bar is now known as xofrevlis
*** CuteAndDangerous (angelofdev@FFChat-1423.home.cgocable.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
(05:07) Chris: Guess not XD

xDDD

*heh*

Oupsie!

Frihet

01-27-2002, 11:38 PM

Panicmonger: I'm horny.

WackySerGe: Everyone is horny. Damn horny

Panicmonger: You're not. You're grown-up. :p

WackySerGe: Hah. That's probably the thing that never dies. :-)

Panicmonger: This is getting distracting. QUICK, say something off-turning.

WackySerGe: Um... Grandma in the shower! Grandma in the shower!

WackySerGe: Did that do it?

Panicmonger: My grandma is dead, so, yeah.

Calliope

01-29-2002, 02:06 AM

"can you imagine getting high on cheesecake?"
-my boss

"i wanna see someone get eaten by a lion"
-d

"no. i haven't raped anyone. yet."
-towns

Squally Leonharty

01-29-2002, 07:53 AM

Sugpo> Shut up and talk!

Soggy Poop, how can I talk when I have to shut up? xD :p

Yu Law

01-29-2002, 08:31 AM

[20:41] [@Aexincha]You need to take a quiz, boyo.
[20:41] [@Aexincha]I even gave you ops as a reward.
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
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20:42 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
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20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
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20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
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20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
20:43 * Aexincha slaps ILLogicoL around a bit with a large trout
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[20:44] [@Aexincha] Ok, that'll be quite enough of that.
[20:44] [@Aexincha] Maybe you should quote it.

Aexo' went crazy, coz I didn't take his test. xDDD

Old-Man

01-29-2002, 11:16 AM

oh dear god

Zifnab

01-29-2002, 01:04 PM

Oldman: I DEMAND A BACK RUB
Cloud: you have no right to damand anything!
Oldman: AT LEAST I CAN SPELL, PUNY MOHRTEL
Oldman: *MORTAL

Old-Man

01-29-2002, 01:45 PM

It was a JOKE.
I was JOKING, you bad man.
Make the bad man stop.
:rolleyes2

Zifnab

01-29-2002, 01:51 PM

*** Spank has joined #eoff
Oldman: dont you meditate at me, it says it right there !
Oldman: spank.... daddy is that u ??
Oldman: brb, im going to java
*** Oldman has quit IRC (Leaving: )
*** Spank sets mode: +b *!*@*.prem.tmns.net.au

Yu Law

02-06-2002, 01:16 AM

[ILLogicoL] I have a fishy.
[ILLogicoL] Do you have a fishy Snizz?
[Del_Snizz] No, I have no fishy Snizz.

* Wyllius puts the fish in a bowl, then on Kelly's head
[Rinoabella] What do I do with it?
[Del_Snizz] What DON'T you do with it?
[Wyllius] The fish is linked to a bomb, if it moves then an ice cream truck will explode spreading ice lollies in a 5 mile radius

[Daryl] Well, see, I'm female. Yet I'm male. Unless I'm not. Carry the four, and don't forget to add two teaspoons of paprika

Very classy quotes. *Nods* xD

Loony BoB

02-06-2002, 06:42 AM

*rang Daryl for two hours today* Nicky was also there.

One quote per person...

Nicky: You live in America and you don't watch the Simpsons? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?

Me: It's nice to have people like Nicky around to make me feel a bit better about myself.

Daryl: I usually picture you as a chocobo, so right now I'm imagining a chocobo coming at me with a steak knife.

Spatvark

02-06-2002, 11:51 AM

Some selections from the transcript I made of a phonecall between Wyllius and me...

Wyllius: I'd just say I refuse to die. I'd be like, "I'm 15825 years old" and they'd be "Wow! How come you haven't died?" and I'd be like "I refuse to die"

Wyllius: I want to kill everyone in Europe

Wyllius: Scotland, Wales and Canada are the only alright countries in the world. Scotland and Wales just don't give a :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: and Canada aren't buying sh!tloads of weapons like everyone else is.

Agent Proto

02-07-2002, 02:44 AM

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14422

A thread about people who rape animals... or something like that.

Bulldog: does anyone know those two freaks' adresses? I want to kill them.

Agent Proto: No you don't Bulldog... :p

Not At All Reno: LOL. :p Proto = wit+4.

Took me awhile to get his joke, then I found out. xD Can you figure it out?

Spatvark

02-07-2002, 05:34 PM

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Daryl> Hi, Baka, Lucca.
mage> hong kong jong fong
Baka> ello.
Lucca|Shiznit> hi
mage> zijn er nog anderen nederlanders
Daryl> Excellent, an op arrives right on time. Continue your antics, mage, please.
Baka> 2 ops, plz
mage> jammer
mage> dan niet
mage> hallo
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Zephy> :)
Lucca|Shiznit> eek.
Baka> JON
Baka> Damnit
Zephy> heheh
*** Ragnarok sets mode: +o Baka
Lucca|Shiznit> I had it >.>;
Baka> I wanted that
* Zephy cackles
Baka> biatch
* Zephy = jon
Daryl> Oh, neat.
*** Baka sets mode: -o Baka
Baka> I dunno, 2 global ops turn up, and the IRC op sorts it out :P
* Proto|SemiHere hurts Ragnarok.
Daryl> Aw.
Ragnarok> ow
Daryl> Poor Raggy.
Daryl> Bah.
Proto|SemiHere> Sorry?
Proto|SemiHere> :\
Ragnarok> bitch :P
Proto|SemiHere> Yeah, i know.
Zell> Hm...
Zell> Yes, Hmm...
Spatvark> fun...
* Proto|SemiHere slaps Ragnarok again for being called a bitch.
Proto|SemiHere> refrain from slapping Raggy?
* Ragnarok contemplates a kick/ban
Proto|SemiHere> *gasp*
* Daryl giggles.
Zell> heh heh
* Proto|SemiHere backs off.
* Proto|SemiHere initiates apology.
* Ragnarok huggles Proto
Zell> XD
Proto|SemiHere> Apparently so. :D
Spatvark> Baka...
Baka> yes?
Spatvark> no, I meant as in the word, not the person
Baka> oro.
* Ragnarok huggles Hito
Daryl> Aww... such love in this channel
* Ragnarok fuggles Spatvark
Spatvark> O_O
Spatvark> aieeeeeee!
Zell> heh heh
Proto|SemiHere> fuggles?
Daryl> Heh
Daryl> 'fuggles'
Zell> XD
* Zell laughs
* Spatvark runs off to a shower to wash himself and proceeds to set fire to his clothes
Daryl> Aw..
* Ragnarok is hurt
Spatvark> [Insert Crying Game music here]
* Daryl patpats Raggy
* Lucca|Shiznit huggles Raggy
* Spatvark huggles Ragnarok
Spatvark> Don't be hurt Raggy
* Baka would huggle Raggy, but it would be a bit weird
Spatvark> heh
* Ragnarok huggles Baka
Baka> aaaaaaaa
Zell> XD
Proto|SemiHere> I can feel the love.. =P
Zell> Aww....
Zell> So cute
Spatvark> get your hands out of your pants Proto!
* Ragnarok sets fire to everyone
*** Ghostraper has joined #eoff
Zell> heh heh
Zell> Hey Mik
Ghostraper> Hello.*_*
Daryl> Hi, Mikael
Spatvark> IT BURNS, IT BURNS!
Baka> ghost....raper.
Ghostraper> Hey Beckers.>=)
Zell> A good time to enter
Daryl> Fire! Eek!
Baka> oro
* Zell runs around
Ghostraper> I am rapist. Raper is just my tile.:o)
* Spatvark sets fire to stuff accidentally
* Proto|SemiHere makes Raggy rape Ghostraper.
Zell> heh heh
Ghostraper> Hita
* Ragnarok rapes Proto
Ody|Stuffs> Bad raggy! No bone!
Zell> XD
Ghostraper> Ahh, ok
Ghostraper> Bad Rags, bad.
* Proto|SemiHere kinda likes it. O_o
Daryl> OH, my...
Zell> You shouldn't say that
Daryl> o_O
Zell> heh
Proto|SemiHere> I didn't say that.
Ragnarok> Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Lucca|Shiznit> ...no
* Ghostraper huggles Rags and pets his arse
Proto|SemiHere> Maybe?
Ragnarok> leave my arse alone damnit
Spatvark> You do realise all this will be quoted?

'nuff said

Shoeberto

02-09-2002, 05:56 AM

(!~*Boomer* is my friend, Spaulding is me)

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:32 PM You got a tattoo!

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:32 PM What does it say?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:33 PM Sweet! What about mine?

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:33 PM Dude! What does mine say?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:33 PM Sweet! What about mine?

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:34 PM Dude! What does mine say?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:34 PM Sweet! What about mine?

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:34 PM Dude!
What
does
mine
say?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:35 PM Sweeettt.
What
About
Mine?

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:35 PM Dude. W h a t d o e s m i n e s a y ?

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:36 PM Chinese guy: no no no, you idiots! your tattoo
says dude. Your tattoo says sweet!

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:37 PM (I forget what happens next...)

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:37 PM Chester goes outside and calls Jesse on their
cell phones.

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:37 PM Oh. Yeah. Whatever. I. Guess. Yeah. I. Think.
Dunno.

!~*Boomer* 02/03/20 9:38 PM I'm listening to music videos

Spaulding 02/03/20 9:38 PM Shibby dibby doo.

Daryl

02-10-2002, 04:36 AM

XBassyRS (10:04:51 PM): Eeeexcellent.
Happypeepeehead (10:04:59 PM): AWESOME!
XBassyRS (10:05:08 PM): Yes yes
Happypeepeehead (10:05:26 PM): ¡si si!
XBassyRS (10:05:49 PM): *chuckles*
XBassyRS (10:05:54 PM): 'if if'
Happypeepeehead (10:06:02 PM): um...
Happypeepeehead (10:06:05 PM): ok, stumped
Happypeepeehead (10:06:13 PM): *beats something with a stump*
XBassyRS (10:06:25 PM): In spanish, si without an accent means "if." I think. *shrugs*
Happypeepeehead (10:06:35 PM): No
Happypeepeehead (10:06:56 PM): Unless you're using a really weird dialec
Happypeepeehead (10:07:00 PM): t
XBassyRS (10:07:23 PM): I was always taught that si meaning yes had an accent on the I, and without one it was a word that could mean 'if.' Hm.
Happypeepeehead (10:07:32 PM): :\
XBassyRS (10:07:35 PM): Perhaps my teachers taught a weird, wisconsin dialect.
Happypeepeehead (10:07:39 PM): I never heard of the "if"
XBassyRS (10:08:15 PM): *gets dictionary* >_<
Happypeepeehead (10:08:33 PM): now with this accent, how would it be pronounced?
XBassyRS (10:09:34 PM): Heh, it sounds the same so far as I can tell. Perhaps slightly more stress.
Happypeepeehead (10:10:02 PM): "sEE"
Happypeepeehead (10:10:05 PM): "see"
Happypeepeehead (10:10:27 PM): Random memory thing
XBassyRS (10:10:31 PM): Ah
XBassyRS (10:11:00 PM): 'si - if, as, how, like, such as' 'si (with accent, too lazy to get code' - yes
Happypeepeehead (10:11:10 PM): Hmm
Happypeepeehead (10:11:35 PM): Ah... si necesita un (insert item)
Happypeepeehead (10:11:36 PM): I gotcha
XBassyRS (10:11:40 PM): :D
XBassyRS (10:11:42 PM): Exactly
Happypeepeehead (10:11:50 PM): That seems like to literal a translation....
Happypeepeehead (10:12:01 PM): I guess it never registered with me
XBassyRS (10:12:12 PM): Ahh
Happypeepeehead (10:12:13 PM): And the pronounciation doesn't seem any different
XBassyRS (10:12:42 PM): No, it really doesn't. It just depends on the connotation, I guess. And my teacher marked it wrong if I use the accented-si at the wrong time. >_<
Happypeepeehead (10:13:18 PM): mean professor
Happypeepeehead (10:13:47 PM): I hope (burn the professor) nothing bad happens
XBassyRS (10:13:54 PM): Sí
XBassyRS (10:14:04 PM): Heh, she was cool, though.
Happypeepeehead (10:14:20 PM): It's bad to (throw her out of a window) harbor grudges
XBassyRS (10:15:06 PM): Yeah.. I've moved on; grudges (hit by a bus) are bad
Happypeepeehead (10:16:42 PM): Yes, never a good idea to hold such feelings (the throat's always better) when you can (bind her up and do something evil with tweezers and lady schick shaver) do something constructive
XBassyRS (10:17:34 PM): Yes, it's good to (slice and dice and splice) redirect negative energy to creative things.
Happypeepeehead (10:18:56 PM): At heart (you must aim poisoned needles), all people deserve our (fists right inbetween their eyes) compassion and support
XBassyRS (10:21:20 PM): Deep down (flay the skin inch by inch) everyone's a good person (burn burn burn).
Happypeepeehead (10:21:46 PM): TEE HEE! Now I copy and paste this into a quote thread!

You and me both, HPPH. You and me both. >=]

Yu Law

02-18-2002, 09:51 PM

*** SirAuron was kicked by Ragnarok (hey lucca)
(waiting_bar): *is the world
(ILLogicoL): XDD!
(waiting_bar): >.<
*** SirAuron (~user2468@FFChat-23458.ipt.aol.com) has joined #eoff
*** SirAuron was kicked by Ragnarok (how r u?)
(Citizen_Erased): hehe
*** Jasukan (~weee@FFChat-10358.tnt1.winston-salem.nc.da.uu.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
*** SirAuron (~user2468@FFChat-23458.ipt.aol.com) has joined #eoff
(Spatvark): heh I love this stuff
(Citizen_Erased): go bots and stuff
(SirAuron): Quit
*** SirAuron was kicked by Lucca (pretty good...u?)
(ILLogicoL): xDDDD
*** SirAuron (~user2468@FFChat-23458.ipt.aol.com) has joined #eoff
*** SirAuron was kicked by Ragnarok (not too bad)
(Cloud): XDDDDDDDD
*** SirAuron (~user2468@FFChat-23458.ipt.aol.com) has joined #eoff
*** Ragnarok sets mode: +b *!*@FFChat-23458.ipt.aol.com
(Chubbzilla): heh
*** SirAuron was kicked by Lucca (bai bai now ^.^)

'Twas funny indeed. <=@:D~

Cactuar2000

02-22-2002, 11:16 PM

Mikztsu> It was so short and dynamic

;)

Mikztsu> We have cheesecake here
BlkKnight> Wait, something's wrong...there's cheesecake but no Kalen

Kalen

02-23-2002, 06:35 AM

Del_Snizz> And 'Kishi will get banned for not having heated seats in his vagina.
Roogle> HIS? xD
Kishi> My vagina has heated seats out the...well, the vagina!
Del_Snizz> Hey, you heard the bumper sticker.
Del_Snizz> You should really try to keep them in the vagina.
* Kishi crams the heated seats into his vagina.
Del_Snizz> You may have to push harder.
* Del_Snizz shrugs and admires 'Kishi's newly furnished vagina.
Kishi> Now THAT'S a vagina, boys!
Kalenisis> Hmm...
* Kishi strokes it affectionately.
* Chickencha accidentally mocks 'Kishi's vagina.
Chickencha> Oops.
Del_Snizz> Self, that's not very nice at all.
Chickencha> It was an accident!
Del_Snizz> Just kiss it and make up.
Chickencha> I'd...er...rather not, if that's okay with me.
Kishi> Kiss my vagina, Chickevan! I want to see my face in it by the time you're finished!
* Del_Snizz watches himself run away.
* Xaith falls asleep in the back seet of the vagina
Del_Snizz> And I don't know, 'Kishi. I've never been able to look at a vagina and not see your face.
Kishi> Obviously.
* Chickencha almost said something that could have been misconstrued as a really bad pun, but then decided against it.
* Del_Snizz hangs some giant foam dice inside 'Kishi's vagina.
Del_Snizz> Good call, self.
Kishi> I don't hear vagina-kissin', Delself!

Yu Law

02-24-2002, 11:44 PM

That was disgusting and perverted, Kalen. And I liked it! xD

Altaizen

02-25-2002, 12:36 AM

[00:25] Sugpo> Andaris, speak again and I'll stable your penis to Kishi's nose.
[00:25] Zell> Er...
[00:25] Koudelka> I bet Kishi would like that.
[00:25] Sugpo> I bet he would.
[00:26] *** Zell is now known as Zell|Food
[00:26] * Sugpo wrestles Kishi.
[00:26] Andaris> Pfft
[00:26] Kishi> HAH! The joke's on you, Sugpo! Andaris's penis is already stapled to my nAAGH!!
[00:26] Andaris> I'l speak all I want.
[00:26] * Sugpo staples Andaris' penis to Kishi's nose.
[00:26] * Andaris cuts it off and regenerates another one.
[00:26] * Kishi throws Andaris's esteemed colleague out the winda.
[00:26] * Sugpo staples many penii to Kishi's nose.
[00:27] * Kishi hates Sugpo with a passion.
[00:27] Sugpo> Look! A many penis-nosed Kishi!
[00:27] Andaris> Gives new definition to the word "Nose-Ring"
[00:27] Sugpo> Nose-penis, you mean.
[00:27] * Sugpo also hates Kishi with a passion.
[00:27] ShlupQuack> * Andaris cuts it off and regenerates another one.
[00:27] * ShlupQuack is impressed.
[00:27] Andaris> xD
[00:27] ShlupQuack> You need to teach BJ that.
[00:28] ShlupQuack> I could always use a spare.
[00:28] Sugpo> What? Does his penis keep falling off?
[00:28] *** GUY has joined #eoff
[00:28] Kishi> I get the feeling he'd abuse that capability.
[00:28] Sugpo> Oh, have you people heard a song called 'Detachable Penis'? xD
[00:28] ShlupQuack> Well, it would be a good way for me to vent when I'm angry at him.
[00:28] GUY> yo who can answer some Q's for me about FF
[00:28] ShlupQuack> *chop chop*
[00:28] ShlupQuack> I have that song on my MP3 player.
[00:28] Koudelka> I once MySTed an FF8 fic. One of my characters mistook Squall's penis for being detachable.
[00:29] Andaris> errr
[00:29] Koudelka> After a reference to him putting away his gunblade.
[00:29] * Sugpo nods knowingly.
[00:29] GUY> hello
[00:29] Sugpo> Go away.
[00:30] GUY> who me
[00:30] Koudelka> Be nice, Sugpo.
[00:30] Sugpo> Yes, you.
[00:30] * Koudelka kicks Sugpo in the crotch so hard his testicles pop out his ears.
[00:30] Koudelka> YOUR TESTICLES DANGLE FROM YOUR EAR CANAL, SUGGY-BEAR.

Mindflare

02-25-2002, 01:24 AM

Great quote, but somewhat bad language.

{Feb20|08:09:15 PM} < FFChatter > sorry but im gonna kill your ass ho
{Feb20|08:09:30 PM} < FFChatter > tomarrow
{Feb20|08:09:44 PM} < Mindflare|Eiko > My ass ho won't appriciate that.

Agent Proto

02-25-2002, 02:47 AM

Some nonsense with some people I chatted with. :)

kishiruni: *hugs back* Really, though. Becky's the only one who calls me "Dragon Knight," and this isn't her screenname so far as I know. Who the devil are you?
Geeko Love: Who the devil aren't I?
kishiruni: Manfred Mann?
Geeko Love: No, I'm Horatio Q. Liechtenstein.
kishiruni: Bloody awesome.

Geeko Love: Cruel words. I like it!
kishiruni: Yes, so who are you, now?
Geeko Love: I'm just a Copy & Paste kinda guy.
kishiruni: Matt? RSL? No, of course not. They don't kick this much ass.
Geeko Love: Y'know, Copy & Paste here, and Copy & Paste there. I like that kind of job.
kishiruni: How about a name I'd recognize?
Geeko Love: Tell Preton to cram it.
kishiruni: He got tired of that.
Geeko Love: Yes, I'm not related with Ricky Proton.
Geeko Love: He's pure dishonor.
kishiruni: I'm not in the practice of speaking with strangers, so if you won't fess up to your identity, I'll kindly click that little Ghostbusters-reminiscent "Block" button.
Geeko Love: Fine, you win. I am the Agent of Proto.
kishiruni: *punches you in the stomach* Awesome.
Geeko Love: *cringes* ... bloody awesome.
kishiruni: Yessuh.

Geeko Love: You are a terrible man, but oh-so pleasurable.
kishiruni: *pleasures everyone. At once.*
Geeko Love: Oh yes. *pleased*
Geeko Love: Well, shall we call it a day and part ways?
kishiruni: Get the hell out of my office.
Geeko Love: *kicks your ass before doing so*

Geeko Love: *gets the hell out of your office*
kishiruni: *likes that even more*
Geeko Love: Hell was never in your office in the first place.
kishiruni: Sure it was. Right next to the potted plant.
Geeko Love: Oh, really? Well, then I did my job.
kishiruni: Right. Now I need you to do another...job. *reaches for his belt buckle*
Geeko Love: *looks at you* ... *looks at the belt buckle* ... *looks back at you* ... *looks back and forth between the belt buckle and the glowing potted plant located where Hell once was*
kishiruni: On your knees, Proto.
Geeko Love: ... Yes master.
Geeko Love: *gets on his knees*
kishiruni: Great. *kicks you in the mouth*
Geeko Love: *bleeds uncontrollably at the mouth*
kishiruni: Bloody awesome!

Geeko Love: *slowly dies a horrible death from bleeding*
kishiruni: *does the secret sidequest to resurrect Proto*
Geeko Love: You can't resurrect Proto. Not freakin' possible.
kishiruni: dude yes u can my friend told me dat u can ressurrrect proto if u get all da materia in da game and beat del snizz without using limit breaks. DUHHH i geuss i just know more about da game then u huh
Geeko Love: Now, why haven't I thought about that?
kishiruni: Maybe because you SUCK?
Geeko Love: *gasp*
kishiruni: Gasp!
Geeko Love: Lies!
kishiruni: No!
Geeko Love: You can't ressurect Proto! That's a rumor, and rumors are lies. So pfft.
kishiruni: Heh heh. You rawk, Proto. *hugs*
Geeko Love: I know.

Del Snizz: Back in my day, we didn't pay the coaches anything. That's probably because we didn't have coaches at all. Players didn't need training or "motivation" back then. If we wanted to motivate 'em, we'd release some wild bears to chase them across the fields. Yep, that always got 'em ready for the games. Got rid of the weakest players, too.
Del Snizz: And that's how I saved Christmas.

Del Snizz: That's the spirit! *gets a drink*
Geeko Love: This really calls for a celebration. Doesn't it?
Del Snizz: Oh, and how. It calls for several celebrations, I think.
Geeko Love: Really? I was expecting that from you, good sir.
Del Snizz: *starts celebratin'*
Del Snizz: *gets some noisemakers*
Geeko Love: To the Pawtucket Lobster Magnets! *celebrates*
Del Snizz: *pops a cork*
Geeko Love: This year, we'll go all the way.
Del Snizz: All the way and further to um...past all the way!
Geeko Love: Even past all the way.
Del Snizz: *cheers*
Geeko Love: *cheers*
Geeko Love: And to the wild bears that will take us there.
Del Snizz: That's some nice cheerin', there.
Del Snizz: Yes, to the wild bears!
Geeko Love: Yes, we can't forget about them. They're an asset to our team.
Del Snizz: Speaking of which, I like how you didn't invite the team to the party. That was a nice touch.
Geeko Love: Thankya. I didn't really care about them.
Del Snizz: To not caring!
Geeko Love: *cheers*

Del Snizz: *readies the bears*
Geeko Love: We should teach them ninjitsu so they will be more effective.
Del Snizz: Hmm...yes, your theories intrigue me. Are you sure that these talking ninja animals won't infringe on any copyrights, though?
Geeko Love: Of course not, unless you classify turtles as bears.
Del Snizz: Well, I'm no biologist, but it seems to me that bears and turtles are very similar, particularly when they're so adept in the martial arts.
Geeko Love: Well, alright then, let's forget about teaching them martial arts.
Del Snizz: Okay. Maybe we can at least give them machine guns or something.
Geeko Love: Yeah. Excellent. That's when we release them in groups. But if we're to release one to go alone, maybe train some of them as snipers?
Del Snizz: Done and done.

Geeko Love: We can hire stunt doubles for them.
Del Snizz: Hooray! Stunt doubles! Stunt doubles! *sings the stunt double song*

Um...there is a stunt double song, isn't there?
Geeko Love: Yeah, you got it right.
Del Snizz: Excellent.
Geeko Love: *sings along* Stunt doubles! What can we do with them?
Del Snizz: What can't we do with them?
Geeko Love: What can't we do without them?
Del Snizz: What can we do without them?
Geeko Love: They're stunt doubles for crying out loud! Stunt doubles!
Del Snizz: Stunt doubles!
Geeko Love: The one and only stunt doubles!
Del Snizz: They're stunty and doubly and something, something about pies!
Geeko Love: They can't be stunty and doubly without a pie! Or something like that.
Del Snizz: Indubitably.
Geeko Love: Exactly.
Del Snizz: No.
Geeko Love: No?
Del Snizz: I'm not sure. It sounded like the right thing to say at the time.
Geeko Love: Oh well. I guess we're done with the song.
Del Snizz: There was a song?

Del Snizz: Then it's settled. Who wants ice cream?
Geeko Love: I like ice cream.
Del Snizz: Not this ice cream.
Geeko Love: What kind of ice cream is that then?
Del Snizz: It's made with gophers.
Geeko Love: You're right, I don't like that kind of ice cream.
Del Snizz: I knew it.
Geeko Love: Of course you did.
Del Snizz: Or did I?
Geeko Love: I believe so.

Yu Law

02-25-2002, 04:41 AM

[19:30] Rinoabella: Do you love me, Del?
[19:31] Del_Snizz: Who does what now?
[19:31] Rinoabella: Aha! I knew it!
[19:31] ILLogicoL: Good work.
[19:31] ILLogicoL: xD
[19:31] Aexoden: You just missed it, Kelly.
[19:32] Rinoabella: Missed what?
[19:32] Aexoden: [19:31] Del_Snizz: Yes, I love you, Kelly.
[19:32] Rinoabella: Del did not say that!
[19:32] Aexoden: Or DID he?

xD

Daryl

03-01-2002, 09:09 PM

Geeko Love (10:52:24 AM): rawr
XBassyRS (10:52:29 AM): RAWR!
Geeko Love (10:52:45 AM): RAWR!
XBassyRS (10:53:04 AM): RAAAAAWWWR!!!
Geeko Love (10:53:22 AM): RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWR!
XBassyRS (10:53:34 AM): Rawr.
Geeko Love (10:53:42 AM): *ph34rs*

Sakura Yume

03-05-2002, 03:52 AM

At Jewels house:
Me: Did someone just knock at the door?
Jewels: The fridge.

*nods*

Calliope

03-05-2002, 05:05 AM

"Nicky! Stop dusting my room with Kalen's hair!"
-Towns

"I can shave using Kalen's hair."
-Towns

now you know fear

Rydia of Mist

03-07-2002, 06:43 AM

k1ngd0rky: I kissed the shaft..
[...]
k1ngd0rky: SUCK SUCK SUCK

Relena Peacecraft

03-07-2002, 07:19 AM

In #eoff chat:

{22:32:48} King_Bahamut> What is feck?
{22:32:56} Del_Snizz> What ISN'T feck?
{22:32:57} Aexoden> What ISN'T feck?
{22:33:01} Del_Snizz> Ha! I win!

{23:07:08} King_Bahamut> 13 is not a country, though.
{23:07:13} Aexoden> Or IS it?
{23:07:13} Del_Snizz> Or IS it?
{23:07:17} ILLogicoL> xD
{23:07:18} Del_Snizz> Ha! I win again!

Just goes to prove I'm getting better at knowing when to do the Snizzisms.

Squally Leonharty

03-13-2002, 05:49 PM

* Tiffiekins shoves a rat up Laurens arse
Angel> even though he rapes yah
Kensa> Lol.
Kensa> Eww.
Tiffiekins> too true, John
Tiffiekins> there you go Laurens
* Skwowwy|BUSY shoves an elephant up Tiffany's arse.
Tiffiekins> pleasrure all the time
Skwowwy|BUSY> There you go, Tiffany. ;)
Dragonblade> i have to study macbeth
Skwowwy|BUSY> Pleasure all the time. XD
Dragonblade> boring
*** Baa (Name@FFChat-7938.docsis161.scvmaxonline.com.sg) Quit (Leaving: They say vengence is bitersweet, but I find it to my liking)
* Tiffiekins shoves a London Bus up Laurens Ass
Dragonblade> XD
Tiffiekins> there
* Skwowwy|BUSY shoves a planet up Tiffany's ass. ;)
Skwowwy|BUSY> XD
Skwowwy|BUSY> There.
* Tiffiekins shoves the universe up Skwowwy's arse
* Angel shoves a sun up lauren's arse
* Skwowwy|BUSY shoves the infinity up Tiffany's arse.
Skwowwy|BUSY> Hah, I win.
Skwowwy|BUSY> Nothing's bigger than the infinity.
* Tiffiekins shoves the eternity up Laurens arse
Tiffiekins> Eternity is
Skwowwy|BUSY> Crap.
Dragonblade> i would like to see the look on skwowwy's face
Kensa> Lol.
* Angel shoves infinity ^ infinity up lauren's arse
* Angel watches him bleed
Dragonblade> heh...heh..
Skwowwy|BUSY> That didn't make any sense, John.
Skwowwy|BUSY> XD
Tiffiekins> it did
Angel> yes it does
Kensa> If he had the universe up his arse, i doubt he'd have room for his face.
Kensa> Well, maybe his big mouth.
Angel> infinity to the power of infinity
Tiffiekins> he shoves infinity times infinity up your arse
Skwowwy|BUSY> Infinity IS infinity, it can't be bigger, or multiplied for that matter.
Dragonblade> he probably would have exploded by now
Angel> yes it can
Angel> thats becouse its infinity
Skwowwy|BUSY> Pffft.
Dragonblade> infinity is a hell of a lot of numbers
Angel> infinity ^ infinity = infinity
Angel> dragonblade it is not measurable
Kensa> Infinity isn't a number :P
* Skwowwy|BUSY shoves infinity eternities up Tiffany's arse.
Dragonblade> got a point....
Skwowwy|BUSY> Now, I win.
Skwowwy|BUSY> XD
Dragonblade> XD
Skwowwy|BUSY> Both combined. ;)
Dragonblade> nice one, Skwowwy...
* Kensa protects Tiff's arse from all foreign objects.
Dragonblade> XD
Tiffiekins> yes
Skwowwy|BUSY> I gotta quote that.
Skwowwy|BUSY> The whole arse convo.


I won after all. XD

Kalen

03-13-2002, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by Calliope
"Nicky! Stop dusting my room with Kalen's hair!"
-Towns

"I can shave using Kalen's hair."
-Towns

now you know fear

*laughs*

Altaizen

03-13-2002, 11:52 PM

This is why we don't talk about religon on #eoff

[15:39] Queenie24> I've heard of Israeli kids named Jesus, though.
[15:39] xofrevlis> Spanish ones, mainly for me...
[15:39] Hito> There's kids in my school named Jesus.
[15:39] Queenie24> Heh...that's just weird though.
[15:39] xofrevlis> gives them a lot of stick, probably
[15:39] Hito> And my teacher's son's name is JC Esber.
[15:39] Queenie24> Funny hearin' this: "Shut up, Jesus! I hate you!"
[15:40] Hito> JC = Jesus Christ.
[15:40] blackat> ouch
[15:40] xofrevlis> ha....Jesus and friends
[15:40] Queenie24> Wow...
[15:40] Queenie24> heh
[15:40] xofrevlis> </southpark>
[15:40] Queenie24> Or like..."Mom, I saw Jesus smokin' blunts the other day! And he beat me up, too!"
[15:40] Hito> And her brother's son's name is Justin Other Esber.
[15:40] blackat> What if Jesus was a goth?
[15:40] Hito> Serisously.
[15:40] blackat> was/is I mean
[15:40] Queenie24> "What if God was one of us...."
[15:41] Hito> Just a slob like one of us.
[15:41] SoulGain|RO> Would be funny if a guy named Jesus played Football
[15:41] Queenie24> lol
[15:41] SoulGain|RO> Mom! I tackled Jesus today!
[15:41] blackat> xD
[15:41] Queenie24> This is getting funny!
[15:41] Hito> The Jukebox™ is now playing: Junya Nakano, Aki Kuroda - Guadsalam
[15:41] blackat> satanic
[15:41] *** SoulGain|RO is now known as Andaris
[15:41] Queenie24> Or...Jesus in the WWF....
[15:41] blackat> In fencing... hey I stabbed Jesus
[15:41] Hito> And Jesus uses his special, the Crucifix on The Rock!
[15:41] Andaris> If ya smell what Jesus is cooking?
[15:42] Queenie24> lmao!
[15:42] blackat> xD
[15:42] Queenie24> "the Holy elbow"
[15:43] blackat> Survivor: Jesus has been kicked off the island

crono_logical

03-14-2002, 10:01 PM

Never ever ask how to revive Aeris in #eoff, IT CANNOT BE DONE! If you're as stupid as Anima is in this chat, well, this is what happens :D (roflmao)

<A HREF="http://www.villagemist.com/eoff/crono_irc_chat_thing.txt">Click Here.</A>

EDIT BY RYDIA: crono, you should know better than to post HUUUUUGE chatlogs like that. :p

Sakura Yume

03-15-2002, 03:46 AM

Aexoden> I wish I were a gnome.

Cactuar2000

03-15-2002, 11:03 AM

sillybilliegurlie: *Would've enjoyed shaving it for you*

How.. erotic. xD

Mindflare

03-16-2002, 10:17 PM

{Mar16|05:13:23 PM} < Aexoden > Notre Dame was taking Duke down...until I started watching.
{Mar16|05:13:30 PM} * UndyingAngel had put poison in bans
{Mar16|05:13:44 PM} * Killak eats cheese
{Mar16|05:13:44 PM} < Wyll|Golgatha > It's always bad when Cathedrals attack aristocrats on TV.

Sakura Yume

03-18-2002, 04:58 AM

In accounting:
Jewels: Yeah, no wonder, I thought so.

Not exact quote due to my bad memory:
Me: I want to ask him something he can't say "I see" to.
Me: Like "you're a girl"
Andaris: I've always wanted to reply with ACTION looks down there and say "hey I never looked down there before.
Me: lol.
Andaris: It's all muddy!

Altaizen

03-18-2002, 05:31 AM

I'l fix that

Andaris: I've always wanted to reply with ACTION looks down there and say "hey I never looked down there before.

Me: I would usally reply to that with *looks down pants* Well i'l be damned...

Sakura Yume

03-22-2002, 04:58 AM

Yeah.. that too...
*notes Nicky hasn't put anything incriminating up yet*

"Bimbo": The teacher told us to use our brains but I can't!

Also...

"Bimbo": Pfft, I'm not going to university.

*nods* There's worse but I didn't write them down.

EDIT

Me: Bimbo's at it again. *shakes head*
Friend: Bimbo? Who's Bimbo?
Me: *points at Bimbo*
Friend: Ohhhhh... we call her Airhead.
Me: lol
Friend: That's why I was confused hehe.

Relena Peacecraft

03-22-2002, 06:50 PM

[20:44:57] Del_Snizz> The law be damned.
[20:45:03] Hito> By what?
[20:45:21] Aexoden> The law-damnin' machine, of course.
[20:45:23] Del_Snizz> The er...law-damnin' machine, of course. Yeah...
[20:45:32] Del_Snizz> Oh, dear God.
[20:45:36] Hito> I love that.
[20:45:38] Hito> It's funny.
[20:46:04] Hito> It...is funny, isn't it?
[20:46:06] * Del_Snizz never speaks again.

Yep, yep, yep.

Calliope

03-23-2002, 05:51 AM

ame_sama: Mwaha. Ha. *poses*
studan_fox_in_sox: monkeys on ebay!
ame_sama: Ooooh. What kinda monkeys?
studan_fox_in_sox: ones that shake their head a lot
ame_sama: Ooooooh!
ame_sama: XD
studan_fox_in_sox: yes! and vintage pantyhose for barbie! only $2.99!
ame_sama: And if you order now, you'll get these lovely matching tea kettles, free! (brb)
studan_fox_in_sox: woohoo! i always wanted tea kettles that matched my pantyhose!
ame_sama: Most definently!
studan_fox_in_sox: yeah!
ame_sama: Yes! And we'll even throw in these complimentary toenail clippers!
studan_fox_in_sox: made of pure recycled endoexpynylonium!
ame_sama: Environmentally safe!
studan_fox_in_sox: unless you're an octopus
ame_sama: Mmhmm.
ame_sama: ....I like octopus. They're cute.
studan_fox_in_sox: it's 'octopai'.
studan_fox_in_sox: i drew an octopus once. it was waving. and it was on fire.
ame_sama: Mmm...Octopus on fire...I crave calamari.
studan_fox_in_sox: ewwwwwwww
ame_sama: Ha. *eats calamari*
studan_fox_in_sox: it'll eat you! it'll stick to your face like on cartoons and squirt ink everywhere! noooooooooo!
ame_sama: Ack! *drowns in ink*
studan_fox_in_sox: heheehe
studan_fox_in_sox: studan_fox_in_sox: hey towns, your girlfriend is dead.
loony_bob: Oh well?
studan_fox_in_sox: hey stef, your boyfriend doesn't care if you die.
ame_sama: Oh my?
studan_fox_in_sox: i think you should tell him off
ame_sama: Oh. Okey then.
studan_fox_in_sox: woohoo! thanks stef
ame_sama: Welcomes.
studan_fox_in_sox: yay
ame_sama: Yay-ness! *throws confetti*
studan_fox_in_sox: can you throw it at towns?
studan_fox_in_sox: and make it some of that super sharp glittery confetti
ame_sama: Oh. Okey then. *grabs her magic bag-o-confetti*
studan_fox_in_sox: yay!
studan_fox_in_sox: i want a bag like that
ame_sama: Mwaha. It's mine. Alllll mine.
studan_fox_in_sox: all of it? i believe the government requires to own 12.5% of it.
ame_sama: Awww... ;_; Fine then. I own 100% minus 12.5% of it then.
ame_sama: Or 88.5%.
studan_fox_in_sox: ha!
ame_sama: *sulks in her corner in the round room*
ame_sama: brb
studan_fox_in_sox: ha.
ame_sama: Bleh. XP
studan_fox_in_sox: bleah?
ame_sama: No. Bleh.
ame_sama: *throws an octopus at you*
studan_fox_in_sox: noooooooooooooooo!
studan_fox_in_sox: *does some sort of lightsaber thing*
ame_sama: Ooooh.... *is impressed*
studan_fox_in_sox: yes. you are impressed. i am ...a fox!
studan_fox_in_sox: *does the jedi mind trick*
ame_sama: *gasp!*
ame_sama: You are ...a fox!
studan_fox_in_sox: a studan one, wearing socks.
ame_sama: And a studan one, wearing socks! *more exclamations of amazement!*
studan_fox_in_sox: exactly!
studan_fox_in_sox: i shall enlighten you in time
ame_sama: Yay-ness! I'm going to be enlightened.
studan_fox_in_sox: your first lesson in enlightenment: use the fork luke.
ame_sama: *writes down* *uses the fork luke* You are oh-so-wise Sensei!
studan_fox_in_sox: hai, soodesu.
ame_sama: Hai, Sensei! *nodnod*
studan_fox_in_sox: niban: itsumo, terebi o miru no tame ni chisaimikanshika tsukurimasu.
ame_sama: O_o Okashina.......I mean, hai Sensei!
studan_fox_in_sox: third lesson: gravity does not exist. if you doubt me, you can prove by taking your computer and trying to drop it out a two storey window. it won't work, but merely hover in the air while you control it with your mind. use the fork.
ame_sama: Oh my! O_O *performs a test*
studan_fox_in_sox: very good.
ame_sama: Arigatou gozaimasu, Sensei. *bows* *is hit by a falling octopus*
studan_fox_in_sox: it was not falling, gravity does not exist remember! tsk tsk...we have a long way to go before you reach the highest order of enlightenment and can be rewarded with a cookie.
ame_sama: Oh. *was hit by a...flying octopus then*
studan_fox_in_sox: yes.
ame_sama: *nodnod* I shall study harder.
studan_fox_in_sox: very good. i shall make you my protege!
ame_sama: Oh! I am honored! XD
studan_fox_in_sox: indeed.
studan_fox_in_sox: *hands you a pez dispenser with smurfs on it*
ame_sama: ..... *is too happy to speak*
studan_fox_in_sox: we pez-jedi of the octopai have no need for words. they are merely frivolous nothings into which we dispense pez.
ame_sama: *nodnod*
studan_fox_in_sox: now, now that you know we don't need words, repeat after me: daniel san wa doitsu jin desu.
ame_sama: Daniel san wa doitsu jin desu.
studan_fox_in_sox: hai, yokudekimashita.
ame_sama: Arigatou, Sensei.
studan_fox_in_sox: it has been decided that you must take on a new pez-dispenser-jedi name. Thou shalt now be known as: seizuresaladfunnylegsstupidguywithadashofmayonaise.
studan_fox_in_sox: or for short: seizuresaladfunnylegsstupidguywithadashofmayonaiseandsomefrozentwelvemontholdpizzathattheewoksmadewi thtwelvesecretherbsandnospicesbutinsteadsomeleadcurtainswithwhichyoushallsmotheryourselfanddieinanop eralikefashionforfortyfourcentsonebayontherocksholdtheice.
ame_sama: Yay-ness! Suteki!
studan_fox_in_sox: of course, you realise that all pez dispensing jedi must bow lots and say their names many times when meeting or greeting their superiors, name myself. and your parents.
studan_fox_in_sox: on the other hand, when you get to the level of greatness i have achieved, you are presented with the title of 'Charles".
ame_sama: Hai Sensei! I will work harder, better, faster, stronger to achieve such an honor.
studan_fox_in_sox: and then you will deserve it. but not now, you are being too lazy. i shall reward you with many cookies of miscellaneous vinegar like flavours in due time.
ame_sama: I will make myself worthy!
studan_fox_in_sox: you will make me rich
studan_fox_in_sox: because i sense that in you, the forks are strong.
ame_sama: Yes, Sensei. My forks and I shall bring you honor and financial comfort.
studan_fox_in_sox: especially financial comfort...
ame_sama: Of course. Comfortable financial comfort too.
studan_fox_in_sox: yes. not like that other financial comfort...grr...
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson four: never trust flying elephants unless they pull up in cars and offer a ride, or try and give you candy, or ask where you live, etc.
ame_sama: Yes, yes. I will not trust flying elephants otherwise.
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson five: there is no lesson five.
ame_sama: *writes this down and then eats the paper* No lesson five.
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson six: eating paper is illegal. all pez dispenser jedi caught eating paper will be thrown out of a window to levitate at Wyll and have no sunscreen at all but the stupid kind made of cactus brains.
ame_sama: Urk. O_o I wasn't eating paper, you know. It was cheesecake disguised as paper. *writes down lesson six*
studan_fox_in_sox: very good.
ame_sama: *bows* Hai, Sensei.
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson seven: it is permissable for pez dispenser jedi to eat red crayons. this is done at every meal, followed by the phrase "Miss Hoover, I ate my red crayon"
ame_sama: *eats a red crayon with her cookie* Miss Hoover, I ate my red crayon. *dies from crayon poisoning*
studan_fox_in_sox: oh no. I killed daniel's girlfriend. oh well. *eats a red crayon* Miss Crayon, I ate my red hoover...wait...
ame_sama: Mwahaha! *insert cheesy fx of choice here* I rise from the dead 'cause I feel like it. And I crave a mint.
studan_fox_in_sox: a pez dispenser mint?
ame_sama: Oooh. That sounds nice. *eats one*
studan_fox_in_sox: why the hell did you just eat that pez dispenser? that was filled with cyanide!
Yahoo! Messenger: ame_sama has logged out. (23/03/2002 at 5:40 p.m.)
studan_fox_in_sox: lesson eight: never log out. ever. EVER! why? why did you leave meeeeeeee? come back, seizuresaladfunnylegsstupidguywithadashofmayonaiseandsomefrozentwelvemontholdpizzathattheewoksmadewi thtwelvesecretherbsandnospicesbutinsteadsomeleadcurtainswithwhichyoushallsmotheryourselfanddieinanop eralikefashionforfortyfourcentsonebayontherocksholdtheice! come back!

Mikztsu

03-24-2002, 09:57 AM

This is from Alana's (Ariel) LJ:

I was kind of forced in riding the butterfly. It was a very sizeable butterfly... it stretches probably from my calves to my shoulders, and would be about as wide as my arm span. Being dragged through the water, you tend to swallow a lot of it.

Haha.>=)

Of course this butterfly was just inflatable pool toy she meant.

Calliope

03-24-2002, 09:17 PM

"Computers can't print"

"I heard a dog dammit!"

"So he hit death...with a BIG STICK!"

"My friend just sat through this thing poking me...it was a guy by the way"

"so what if he's horny?"

"it's a really hard to reach place"

hehehenyahaha...Tammy is gonna kill me :D

Sakura Yume

03-25-2002, 05:28 AM

Nicky... (you forgot: "I can't find my pants")

Yu Law

03-28-2002, 12:02 AM

http://wasu.orcon.net.nz/Jason.gif

o_O; *shrugs*

Shlup

03-28-2002, 04:22 AM

Tammy/Sakura Yume: "Ahhh. Well I remember being told... 'Don't look around in your pad for the egg girls' xD"

!!

Ah, the good ol' days of Sex Ed.

Sakura Yume

03-28-2002, 04:32 AM

Ahem, in 45 minutes, these were the quotes that truly stood out during biology class. We are currently studying genetics...

Bimbo: If a father has blue eyes and a mother has brown eyes, how come say, the son has brown eyes and the daughter has brown eyes.
Me: omg... the teacher just covered that... 4 times.
Teacher: What are you talking about?

Bimbo: What does heterotype mean?
Teacher: Ummm... you just made up a word...

Bimbo: Does recessive mean dominant?
Teacher: Ahhh... no... it's actually the opposite...

Bimbo: Are you guys all just really brainy or something.
Jewels: *giggles* maybe you're just dumb...

~Looking at a workbook example of punnet squares~
Bimbo: It's disgusting that mice inbreed.

Bimbo asks her friend: I just don't get this eh?

Jewels

03-28-2002, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by Sakura Yume
Bimbo: Are you guys all just really brainy or something.
Jewels: *giggles* maybe you're just dumb...

Actually, I said "No, we're just not dumb.

Loony BoB

03-29-2002, 10:55 PM

Alza Sedai signed off at 10:26:31 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:26:31 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:32:34 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:32:35 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:34:20 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:34:21 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:36:04 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:36:05 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:38:12 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:38:13 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:39:50 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:39:50 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:42:05 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:42:05 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:43:48 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:43:49 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:45:37 a.m..
Alza Sedai signed on at 10:45:38 a.m..
DanieLoony: Holy crap.

EDIT: and straight after I said that...
DanieLoony: *goes to quotes out of context*
Alza Sedai signed off at 10:51:22 a.m..

EDIT:

Brittikun: What makes you think I'm feminine? *flips hair and puts his hands on his hips*

Pancaek

03-31-2002, 12:23 AM

DanieLoony: I know Chicky & Sita do it all the time *_*

Halan

03-31-2002, 06:49 AM

kingd0rk: yeah, seth green is ahottie

Loony BoB

03-31-2002, 01:19 PM

Funkmaster Spam: *muchly bored*
DanieLoony: Ditto.
Funkmaster Spam: Then let us create a fictional giagantic robot of doom that can rain death and destruction on all of mankind.
DanieLoony: Sweet. I'll get the spatula.
Funkmaster Spam: ... dork. xD
DanieLoony: *nods*
DanieLoony: Spatubot.
Funkmaster Spam: Okay, you get he spatula, I'll get the t1000 nuclear fusion core, the M2 Browning, the seven-hundred and fifty thousand round ammo cache and gauss system.
DanieLoony: Scraping pots around the universe.
Funkmaster Spam: Spatubot of Doom, scraping pots and shooting stuff all around the universe.
DanieLoony: Nah.
DanieLoony: Any bot can shoot stuff. That's boring.
Funkmaster Spam: Spatubot: *wakes up* What a wonderfu -- *sound of minigun firing*
DanieLoony: What our bot needs to be is original, unexpected.
DanieLoony: Like... an egg beater and a piece of wood.
Funkmaster Spam: He can ride on a nuclear dishwasher.

CloudDragon

04-02-2002, 09:11 AM

* angel removes dragonblade's genitals .. whatever they are
Dragonblade> genitals?
Dragonblade> what are those?

Heh.

Ariel

04-02-2002, 09:47 AM

mikztsu2000 (07:59:38 AM): You can do botch.
mikztsu2000 (07:59:40 AM): *both
mikztsu2000 (07:59:48 AM): Nah, you just misunderstood.
ceridwyn23 (07:59:48 AM): *giggles*
mikztsu2000 (07:59:50 AM): No slowness.
ceridwyn23 (08:00:03 AM): *giggles some more*
ceridwyn23 (08:00:06 AM): Botch.
ceridwyn23 (08:00:08 AM): *laughs*
ceridwyn23 (08:00:18 AM): Dear God, that's stupid. *goes to write an entry*
mikztsu2000 (08:00:20 AM): I meant botch
mikztsu2000 (08:00:34 AM): I guess I've used to write bitch too much with you.*__*

I don't know why, but that amused me so much. *is odd*

Sakura Yume

04-03-2002, 03:31 AM

Incredibly random during chat *doesn't know this person*:

necromancer> hi
SakuraYume> Hi.
necromancer> you seem cute
SakuraYume> Er... thanks?
necromancer> really
necromancer> you seem really really cute}
SakuraYume> That's.. nice...
necromancer> id want to meet you
necromancer> I LOVE YOU
necromancer> BYE
SakuraYume> Bye.

*nods*

*no idea*

CloudDragon

04-03-2002, 07:00 AM

Erm...Tammy...That was me...Just Kidding!

m4tt

04-03-2002, 07:38 AM

kingd0rk: Get off me, Laurens
squall_nl_2000: *gets off*

Pancaek

04-04-2002, 12:22 AM

TidaRalique: I messed up my left arm somehow...
TidaRalique: so if I get really hard I'll lose feeling in it for about 5 minutes.

TidaRalique

04-04-2002, 01:17 AM

Originally posted by Skye-chan
TidaRalique: I messed up my left arm somehow...
TidaRalique: so if I get really hard I'll lose feeling in it for about 5 minutes.

*DIES*

Sakura Yume

04-04-2002, 01:17 AM

Brandon... No.

InsertNick: Hey look, it's an IM!
Chickencha: *gasp*
Chickencha: Oh, ho.
Chickencha: hi*
Chickencha: >_<
InsertNick: xD
InsertNick: *quotes*

Nice work.

Loony BoB

04-07-2002, 11:45 AM

rinoabella: Me and Evan are going to go to bed now

Blate

04-07-2002, 06:39 PM

Damn short people, always popping up from nowhere
-Walker

Come on man, give me the mint soda so I can go puke
-Me

Okay, let's go play some loser ball.
-Sanford

I don't want you getting Jiggy with anything, I don't care how dope its ride is.
-Me to a friend

There's more, I just need to remember them.

Hanbun Heikin

04-07-2002, 08:52 PM

I know you wanted the quotes to be short, but I think these are worth the read. These are from some of my random emails to Sailor Star Screamer:

Let's act so immature that they will surely not be able to resist fighting!!!! ......and if that doesn't work simmer the heart, gizzard and neck from chicken or turkey in seasoned water 1 to 2 hours or until tender and add the liver the last 5 to 15 minutes of cooking and then drain giblets; chop and add with the remaining ingredients.

Why are all cures found during a QUEST???? Why can't they just be located in your nearest local pharmacy???? And WHY is it always located beyond the River of Fire guarded by the dragons of Eternity on the Mountain of Despair? Can't these people get any more creative? It's always the same place! Honestly is that the local gathering place for weirdos with nothing better to do with their time then hide useless junk?!?!!?!?!?

..........Stop whining.........I'm getting a migrain. *suddenly all psycho happy* First step in my diabolical plan.....snorkel the animals. Lackey you snorkel the lions and crocidiles and bears *giggles* Oh my. And I will snorkel the bunny rabbits and penguins. All right we have to get this done before the moon's seventh rotation about the celestial star POP TART. *goes off innocently believing this plan for global domination would work*

Pancaek

04-10-2002, 06:43 AM

In my blog:

My panties are edible... *munches*

-Musashius

It's probably not that funny, but for some reason that just made me laugh so hard.

Sakura Yume

04-12-2002, 02:47 AM

AmuroRayRX93: I'm just horny...err scratch that.

Hito> Would you like me to give you a blow job to release the tension?
Hito> Shame Dingo isn't here.
Andaris> I'l give it to him.

Mikztsu

04-13-2002, 10:49 AM

I know these might seem lame to most, but they amuse me.:D Few lanu convo's:

mikztsu2000: Oh, and add nait as your LJ buddy. He rawks.;P
mikztsu2000: You are as guilty as me, bitch.
mikztsu2000: He doesn't have many LJ buddies yet.
mikztsu2000: So do so.
ceridwyn23: Okay. *O___O*
ceridwyn23: And I'm not so guilty.
ceridwyn23: People are influenced by you.
mikztsu2000: And comment his entry so he knows.
ceridwyn23: Fine, I will.
mikztsu2000: Good girl.
ceridwyn23: *O___O*
ceridwyn23: Not cause you ordered me to do so.
mikztsu2000: *feeds*
mikztsu2000: Yes so.
ceridwyn23: Because you said he doesn't have many buddies.
ceridwyn23: In LJ list, anyways.
mikztsu2000: Oh, so you do it because of pity?
ceridwyn23: *shakes head*
mikztsu2000: I'm sure he loves that when I'll tell him.
ceridwyn23: Nope.
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
ceridwyn23: You just appealed to my nice side.
ceridwyn23: And perverted its ideals. >__<

(random one later): ceridwyn23: And you pervert everything you touch.

This is one from yesterday. I can't explain how it amused me, kinda like those LJ entry "offers" options she was offering to appease me. ;P

ceridwyn23: I haven't changed a thing since I messed with your layout.
ceridwyn23: If you could have seen them then, you should be able to still.
mikztsu2000: That's when it happened
mikztsu2000: There's something you haven't changed back...
mikztsu2000: On purpose.
mikztsu2000: And where's that promised entry?
ceridwyn23: I only woke up thirty minutes ago.
ceridwyn23: I'll make it later today.
mikztsu2000: Oh yeah, you didn't "guarantee" anything.>=\
ceridwyn23: I said today!
mikztsu2000: You promised now
ceridwyn23: And today there will be something there.
mikztsu2000: So start writing
mikztsu2000: Clear?
ceridwyn23: I was gonna write one tonight when I get back home.
ceridwyn23: Okay....
ceridwyn23: Or a short one plus test now?
ceridwyn23: Do you want a couple of really long things later?
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
mikztsu2000: xD
ceridwyn23: I guess I'll choose as I see fit, then. >=)

Dew Drop

04-15-2002, 02:48 PM

.Loony BoB. Can't stop the happiness when you're feeling someone's love. Everyone should feel my love!
.Tiffiekins. *Feels Daniel's love*
.Tiffiekins. xD

-----
.JenosydesTouch. I walked down to the cafeteria and had a snake

Sakura Yume

04-20-2002, 06:53 AM

Jewels/Me: Jeff should be Frank.

xD Now aren't ya all gonna wonder what we talk about.

Calliope

04-22-2002, 04:58 AM

me: hey towns! towns towns towns!
towns: what? what what what?
me: you should go to mcdonalds, and buy a quarter pounder combo, and pay them with a quarter of a pound!

I ORDER ALL OF YOU TO TRY THIS!

Etienne

04-22-2002, 05:40 AM

nithranel: andtherewasmuchrejoicingyaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!
ame_sama: Yay.
nithranel: y
nithranel: a
nithranel: y
nithranel: ...
ame_sama: ......y......
ame_sama: ......a.....
ame_sama: ......m......
nithranel: from hell
ame_sama: Yams from hell?
ame_sama: O_o
nithranel: Yes!
nithranel: of course
ame_sama: Yay! Yams from hell! XD

Yes, I realize this is pretty schtoopid. But I found it funny at the time.

Sakura Yume

04-23-2002, 04:42 AM

Friend: Well, actually it's 50 minutes. Every subject is. Except for first hour which is 55 minutes.

Also...

InsertNick: I have glasses!
Del Snizz: Hooray?

InsertNick: I got my glasses!
Airanselcona: Hooray?

InsertNick: Hey! I got glasses today?
InsertNick: Bah *!
AmuroRayRX93: Hooray?

InsertNick: I got glasses today.
ChronoBrandon: Hooray?

Just a tad bit worried there... That and they could be a chatroom conspiracy..

Pancaek

04-28-2002, 06:49 AM

<a href="http://skye.homestead.com/files/disney.txt">O:-) ANGLE!!11!</a>

It just got normal from there. =\

EDIT: To understand a lot of it, look at <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17580">this</a>.

Sakura Yume

04-29-2002, 04:44 AM

My English teacher: I'm never right ah.. wrong.

Calliope

04-29-2002, 07:05 AM

"Nicky, where do you go to get undressed?"

"Hey! Stop getting dressed dammit!"

Altaizen

04-30-2002, 02:06 PM

squall_nl_2000: O_o
vasaiger: o_O
squall_nl_2000: o_o
vasaiger: O_O
squall_nl_2000: Ø_ø
vasaiger: ø_Ø
squall_nl_2000: -_-
vasaiger: ^_^
squall_nl_2000: V_V
vasaiger: v_v
squall_nl_2000: V_v
vasaiger: v_V
squall_nl_2000: +_-
vasaiger: -_+
squall_nl_2000: +_+
vasaiger: =_=
squall_nl_2000: =_-
vasaiger: -_=
squall_nl_2000: ÷_÷
vasaiger: x_x
squall_nl_2000: /_\
vasaiger: \_/
squall_nl_2000: ²_³
vasaiger: ³_²
squall_nl_2000: ¤_¤
vasaiger: ¥_¥
squall_nl_2000: ®_©
vasaiger: ©_®
squall_nl_2000: °_°
vasaiger: ±_±
squall_nl_2000: ¶_¶
vasaiger: ·_·
squall_nl_2000: ¢_¢
vasaiger: £_£
squall_nl_2000: $_$
vasaiger: §_§
squall_nl_2000: ¼_¾
vasaiger: ½_¼
squall_nl_2000: »_«
vasaiger: ×_Ø
squall_nl_2000: »_»
vasaiger: «_¯
squall_nl_2000: €_€
vasaiger: ¦_¦
squall_nl_2000: |_|
vasaiger: ª_ß
squall_nl_2000: µ_µ
vasaiger: ©_Þ
squall_nl_2000: *¦Ò_Ó¦*
vasaiger: }»¤_¤«{
squall_nl_2000: {([@:_:Ø])}
vasaiger: ×>÷Ò_Ó÷<×
squall_nl_2000: «¦÷¦-¦÷¦
squall_nl_2000: Aww...
squall_nl_2000: ;_;
squall_nl_2000: Pressed enter accidently. XD
vasaiger: *wins*

At that point I left for school. =P

Yu Law

05-01-2002, 08:29 PM

Cloud says:
ops
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
haha no
Cloud says:
looll111
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
you r so stopid ahah
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
o_o
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ahaha wats o_o war is it
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
noones talkign wtf?!13
Cloud says:
y do u haev @ side ur nam??????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ye i wnat a @
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
hoiw come i hav nothign??????
Cloud says:
u sux fukers ur all lmae!!!!1
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
XD
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
u r all gay fuk u
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
why did u kikc me i dint do netghiong worng
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
o_O!
Cloud says:
do u got msn???????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
msn suxorz sahahah icq isso kew
Cloud says:
waht???????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
my icq number is 232 hahaahha
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
having a low nubmer is so so kew
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
shhzaha r u gone now???????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
?????????????????????????helolool u rhtere?????
Cloud says:
u got ff7??????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i sold it for ff8
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
hhehee
Cloud says:
ff8 hahaha
Cloud says:
taht is ghay
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
stfu u noob ff8 is kew!!!!!!!!!11
Cloud says:
??????????????????????????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i dotn know either
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ahaha
Cloud says:
:- )
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
kew how did you does taht???????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
;_O
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
wtf it doent ework
Cloud says:
u pres teh keys on ur keybored
Cloud says:
do u got aim????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i thikn my keys r broekn
Cloud says:
tehy must b
Cloud says:
asl????????????????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
;^+
Cloud says:
15/m/UK
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
SEE WTF IT NOT WORKIGN3!! WTTTTFFFFFF
Cloud says:
my numr is 07752516754
Cloud says:
u hot chick????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
no i am guy
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
wqhy u ask
Cloud says:
i`m single
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
u wanna cyber????????hhahaha
Cloud says:
ok

Noobie niftyness. Woot.

Nait

05-02-2002, 07:16 PM

< Nait> What can you do to your unexplora... Unaccount... Unmeasurable sexiness, Tittie?
< Tiffiekins> pfft :P
< Tiffiekins> I r not sexy
< Tiffiekins> I r Tiffie *pose*
< Tiffiekins> which is just Tiffie and not sexy
< Nait> U r so sexy.
< Tiffiekins> unless Tiffie=sexy
< Zell> XD
< Nait> Tiffie = Sexy ^ 2.
< Tiffiekins> then that means Tiffie also=cheese
< Tiffiekins> xD
< Tiffiekins> Cheese is sexy
* Tiffiekins hugs a cheese
< Nait> Nope, because sexy ^ 2 >< sexy.
< Tiffiekins> yes?
< Nait> Sexy ^2 = Sexy * sexy.
< Tiffiekins> O.o;;
< Tiffiekins> *_*
< Zell> XD
< Nait> Tiffie = cheese ^2 = chesse * cheese!
< Nait> If cheese = sexay, cheese * cheese = sexy * cheese = tiffie!
< Nait> Tiffie = SexyCheese!
< Tiffiekins> *cries* Too confusing

Calliope

05-03-2002, 05:27 AM

Me: hey ashely! you forgot your jumper!
ashely: hey thanks!
Me: no problem. you're so forgetful you'll probably forget your glasses next!
ashely: yeah! wait...MY GLASSES! *runs*

xD

Nait

05-04-2002, 09:52 AM

naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Cookies art evil, through th' death of their parent doeth they live oon.
ceridwyn23: Nay!
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Nay?
ceridwyn23: Cookies are powerful and godly.
ceridwyn23: Nay. *nods*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Oh, thou poor misinformed child...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: They have thee in their grasp.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *weeps for thee*
ceridwyn23: *shakes head*
ceridwyn23: It is thou who is misinformed.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Art thou saying that the Gods themselves lie!?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Nay! Thruth comes from the mouth of infants the immortal!
ceridwyn23: Aye!
ceridwyn23: Thou is not amongst the Gods!
ceridwyn23: So presumptutious of thee....
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Aye, that doeth be a fact...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: But I doeth know many of their number.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: And they hath spoken to me.
ceridwyn23: And they hath spoken to self also.
ceridwyn23: And, ye, let their word be spoken.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Dependeth the thruth on which God hath spoken?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: How can we know thruth from unthruth, lies from deceit and Gods from Gods?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Oh, what a millenia doeth we live in!
ceridwyn23: Indeed. Yet, it is possible to knoweth the thruth of the Gods, if only you believe in the thruthfulness of the God.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Hear, hear!
ceridwyn23: Aye. *nods*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *_*
ceridwyn23: Thou must trust in thine own particular God...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *quotes*
ceridwyn23: *giggles*
ceridwyn23: *__*

Calliope

05-12-2002, 05:59 AM

InsertNick: Why the hell does hotmail take so long to attack something?
Kenickyotto: hahaha!
Kenickyotto: *quotes*
InsertNick: ...oops.

Mindflare

05-15-2002, 11:50 PM

<May15—06:35:58PM> < Chickencha > Besides, my first child is going to be a girl. TheSpark.com said so.
<May15—06:36:37PM> *** xofrevlis (xofrevlis@FFChat-17474.porcupine.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping timeout)
<May15—06:36:38PM> < Mindflare > With a name like dfslkhfdlal8i4379qwlywqykd7, he won't be able to spell his name until he's 15. :/
<May15—06:37:01PM> < Linus > TheSpark.com said I was going to give birth to a soda can. TheSpark.com KNOWS NOTHING!
<May15—06:37:07PM> * Linus gives birth to a soda can.

Lightning_Demon

05-16-2002, 01:20 AM

Jen: Well long as you're done before 12.
Me: Oh don't worry, I'll get done faster than you think!
Jen: Wow.... That's bad.
Me: Huh?
Me: SWEET MONKEY JESUS!
Me: My god, that's horrible!
Jen: Well at least you're efficient, ;)

Nait

05-16-2002, 08:23 PM

I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, this is from one and only one chat with her.

liltiffiekins: That sounds like you're trying to sell an insurance policy! XD

liltiffiekins: sorry, tis just that love poems crack me up

liltiffiekins: I don't go very fast usually

liltiffiekins: *has never seen it*

liltiffiekins: The ending is a but odd, imo

liltiffiekins: *cuddles*

liltiffiekins: it's like...pitch black dark!

liltiffiekins: I'm sweet, aye? :P

liltiffiekins: yes, sir

liltiffiekins: *smacker*

liltiffiekins: this is fun!

liltiffiekins: *bites you*

liltiffiekins: my biting?

:eek: :rolleyes2 :love: :joey: xD

Lightning_Demon

05-16-2002, 10:08 PM

Good Grief.

J a t a l u: yes yes i did, did you notice yoda is 878, not 900?
J a t a l u: You can tell
Gurei Kumo: hehe, yes you can tell he's ever so slightly younger i suppose
J a t a l u: I was kidding, you Yes man!
Gurei Kumo: no seriously
J a t a l u: i know
Gurei Kumo: if you back to the old movies
J a t a l u: i was double kidding
J a t a l u: yes he looks quite younger
Gurei Kumo: and look at that smelly puppet.
J a t a l u: lol
Gurei Kumo: more hands have been up that yoda's ass than most hookers...
J a t a l u: Comments like that make baby jesus cry.

Sakura Yume

05-20-2002, 05:27 AM

Dingo_Jellybean> Show me Anus!

Male Friend: I would hate to be a girl called Nadine and live in Australia, cos your friends would shorten your name down to Nads.

Someone (I forget who): So the boy and the girl were brothers.

Yu Law

05-23-2002, 05:52 AM

[13:52] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] I LOVE YOU TOO
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] Luvoo Boko :D
[13:52] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] iLLo: <3?
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] <3
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] xD
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] Boko + iLLo = <3 !?!?
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] O:!!
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :O OL
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] O:
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] XD
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] *impregnates Boko*
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] *flees to another country*
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:53] * Boko|Turban-Stuff has iLLo's child
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff> :{
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] ^_^;
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] < 3
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] broken heart
[13:54] [iLLogicoL] XD
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] >_<
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] btw, iLLo
[13:54] [iLLogicoL> Indeed?
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] I'm not a girl, therefore, you could not impregnate me
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] Pfft!
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :P
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] This is chat, anything goes.
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] You're inter-sexed.
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] spose
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :O OL
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] O:
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] :D!

Sakura Yume

05-24-2002, 03:25 AM

Rodarian> I wanna be your underwear
Aexoden> This is when you kick Rod in the shin. *blackat kicks Rod in the shin
---Rodarian is now know as Kattys_Undies

Spatvark

05-26-2002, 06:37 AM

Be warned, there is much mention of the dreaded male part and crude ASCII drawings... and then much discussion and comaping of sizes, not to mention taking the piss outta Russell XDDDD

< Spatvark> !seen 8======D
* Citizen_Erased has never seen 8======D. Sorry!
-Aexoden- has never seen 8======D. Sorry!
< Drago> Spatvark, well... i don't remember seeing 8======D :\
< JC|squaremachine> Spatvark, Are you making people up again? I haven't seen 8======D.
-Chickencha- 8======D has not been seen since this script was last reset.
< Citizen_Erased> i dont look at other peoples you see
< Spatvark> And yours would be 8D right?
< Citizen_Erased> nah mine r 8===============================================D
< Alixsar> ...great.
* JC|squaremachine castrates CE
< JC|squaremachine> now you are ==========================================D
< Spatvark> eep
< Spatvark> *ties a knot it in it*
< Spatvark> now you are ============88888===========D
< Citizen_Erased> ahhh pain
< Citizen_Erased> *dies*
< Alixsar> Clever..
< Citizen_Erased> would kick from chann....
< Spatvark> It is rather
< Citizen_Erased> pain... too,,, much...
< Citizen_Erased> my will it is... it.. is stored... in... the ... the ... C.... *passes away*
* JC|squaremachine unties, but it is still stringy from the knot... ==================~~~~~=============D
< Alixsar> Ha ha! Penis mean instant hilarity! Funny!
* Alixsar mutters
< Spatvark> *quotes*
< JC|squaremachine> 8=================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ========================================
< JC|squaremachine> four lines of pure cock
< JC|squaremachine> depending on your font size
< JC|squaremachine> o_o
< Spatvark> heh
< JC|squaremachine> actually it 3.25lines
< JC|squaremachine> on my screen
< Spatvark> it's 4.25 for me
< Dingo_Jellybean> It's 5.5 for me.
< Citizen_Erased> but no head
< Dingo_Jellybean> D
< Dingo_Jellybean> There we go.
< Dingo_Jellybean> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
< JC|squaremachine> yours has no head?!@!!
< JC|squaremachine> omg
< JC|squaremachine> so now you are castrated and headless!@
< JC|squaremachine> :O
< JC|squaremachine> and stringy
< Spatvark> *is still quoting it all*
< JC|squaremachine> 5.5.... what size is your font
< JC|squaremachine> and does a bigger font necessarily mean a bigger penis?
*** Garland has joined #eoff
< Dingo_Jellybean> Ahoy hoy Garland
< Garland> Hello
< Garland> How goes it
< JC|squaremachine> hello garland
< Garland> Hello
< JC|squaremachine> we're talking about cocks
< JC|squaremachine> =\
< Spatvark> We're discussing penis sizes
< Garland> Oh I see
< Garland> LOL
< Garland> No biggie I guess
< Spatvark> JC's is 3.25, mine is 4.25 and Dingo's is 5.5...
< JC|squaremachine> lmao
< Spatvark> But Dingo's is all stringy
< JC|squaremachine> taken outta context
< JC|squaremachine> CE*
< Spatvark> +Dingo has no balls or helmet
< Garland> Well, mine's somewhere between Yours and Dingos
< Garland> 4 or 5
< Garland> I dunno exactly
< JC|squaremachine> uhh
< JC|squaremachine> he's serious :(
< JC|squaremachine> ?
< Spatvark> It wouldn't fit Russell
< Citizen_Erased> ahh
< JC|squaremachine> o_O
< Citizen_Erased> aww well :p
< Spatvark> Really? Only 4-5?!?!
< Spatvark> The average size is 7!
< Spatvark> MWAHAHAHA!
< Garland> LOL I was kidding
< Garland> any topic about penis's is a joke
< Dingo_Jellybean> IT's actually 5-6'
< Dingo_Jellybean> "
< Spatvark> *is still quoting all that you pervs are saying*
< Garland> LOL
< Garland> anyway
< Spatvark> I somehow doubt that it's 5-6'... you'd keep tripping over it
< Dingo_Jellybean> I already corrected myself.
<G arland> Not that you can really trust an average on this issue
< Dingo_Jellybean> There was a study on it actually.
< Dragoona_MONKEH> two lines for me.
< Garland> Oh, the things science has the time to investigate

Lightning_Demon

05-27-2002, 06:01 AM

Me: What is it you moron?
Jen: Well, I think I love it.
Me: How can you love a diced peach?
Jen: Huh?
Me: I was talking about peaches...
Jen: Oooohhhh, I read beaches...
Me: Your idiocy astounds nations.

Sakura Yume

05-27-2002, 06:38 AM

Chickencha> They were swimming. Inside me. Babies.

EDIT: Later on...

--- Jojo quit (Leaving: fuzzy fuzzy kittens xD swimming in Evian).

Rydia of Mist

05-27-2002, 07:22 AM

•Rydia_of_Mist• Better an Alex Bear than Alex Beer.
·Alixsar· Or an Alex Corpse.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· You know what i need?
•Rydia_of_Mist• Candy?
·Alixsar· Cheese?
·Andaris· Mmm...Alex Corpse Beer.
•Rydia_of_Mist• Alex Corpse Beer. That's what you need.
·Andaris· No Alex Cheese Candy?
•Rydia_of_Mist• How about both?
·Arwen· I guess its true....nobody likes the newbies
·Alixsar· Only the finest corpses go into my beer. Or something.®
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· No, i need to be corny as hell for a second, and apologize for being a whiny bitch.
·Andaris· Yeah, you go do that.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· *does it*
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· there
·Alixsar· And you can wash down that corn with Alex Corpse Beer.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· I'm done.
·Andaris· Errr, do it better.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Hah....
* Rydia_of_Mist hugs SNR.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Sorry, Rydia.
•Rydia_of_Mist• It's okay, man. We all have our downtimes.
·Andaris· Meh, good enough.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Anyways....
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Heh
·Alixsar· Aww. How cute.
•Rydia_of_Mist• A round of Alex Corpse Beer for all! *crowd cheers*
·Andaris· I wish I had an Alex Cheese Candy right now.
(nick change) SuicidalNinjaRebellion (Name@68.112.290.1362) has morphed to "ACBDrinker" 2:15am EST
·Alixsar· Sorry, we stopped making that.
•Rydia_of_Mist• I have an underground brewery.
·Andaris· You should make an Alex Corpse Candy.
·Alixsar· Apparently, cheese and candy made a lot of people sick.
·Andaris· Alex Cheese Beer then.
•Rydia_of_Mist• Alex Cheese Corpse?
Andaris· Candy Alex's Cheese Corpse.
·ACBDrinker· ...Cacc..
·ACBDrinker· Heh
•Rydia_of_Mist• Candy Alex's Cheese Corpse Beer. There.
·Andaris· Works for me.
·Alixsar· Alex's Corpse Cheese Candy, now with Beer!™
•Rydia_of_Mist• Brilliant!
·Alixsar· Thank you.

Nait

05-28-2002, 06:23 PM

<table bgcolor="white"><tr><td>Nait of Dnalnif: Toocoo! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Toocoo! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Checko! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Checko! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Ah-HA! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Ah-HA! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Tookkooooooooooooooooooo! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Tookkooooooooooooooooooo! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: This is kinda fun. 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: This is kinda fun. 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: You are one handsome fellow. 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: You are one handsome fellow. 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Why, so are you! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: Why, so are you! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: If I weren't myself, I would fall in love with those beautiful eyes! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: If I weren't myself, I would fall in love with those beautiful eyes! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: I am all male! 
<BODY BGCOLOR="#efefef">Nait of Dnalnif: I am all male! 
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Sakura Yume

05-29-2002, 03:10 AM

After a discussion about teacher strikes during maths...

Classmate: Why don't you move to Australia?

(please note, Australian's get better pay)

Maths Teacher: ... *pulls a face* Because then I'd be Australian.

:D :p :D :p :D *amused*

Spatvark

05-30-2002, 03:39 PM

Further proof that #eoff's average IQ is slowly going further and further down...

< Billy> Who here love final fantasy
< Billy> press 555
< Spatvark> Who here gives a ****?
< Billy> i do
< Spatvark> press get lost
< Billy> get lost
< Billy> what the hell is your problem
< Billy> i think you are a fag
< Spatvark> And your problem with my being a "fag" as you so eloquently put it?
< Billy> are you gay?
< Spatvark> Yes, I am
< Billy> i hate fags
< Billy> i am srate
< Billy> i like female only
< Spatvark> Who said I don't?
< Billy> so you are biosexual
< Spatvark> I didn't say that
< Billy> ok, what the hell are you then
< Spatvark> Hmm, let me think...
< Spatvark> I like women but I'm gay...
< Spatvark> Not too difficult
< Billy> so you are Bio
< Spatvark> No... you are a slow one
< Billy> are you a woman
< Billy> ???
< Spatvark> What do you think?
< Billy> i dont know dammit tell me
< Billy> are you going to tell me TODAY?
< Spatvark> Why do you care?
< Billy> so i can tell if you are a lezzy or not
< Spatvark> And it's so important to you because?
< Billy> i just wont to know who and what i am talking to man thats why
< Billy> or woman
< Billy> and how old are you and dont lie

Well, I found it funny at least

Loony BoB

05-30-2002, 08:13 PM

sillybilliegurlie: Evan was great =O
sillybilliegurlie: No.
loony_bob: No? xD Yeah.
sillybilliegurlie: Look at that 'No'. It's just... so... superior to... everything. (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=loony_bob&itemid=38230)

Ariel

06-01-2002, 11:20 PM

ceridwyn23: They mocked everyone. Especially Finland.
mikztsu2000: Yeah, but Finland really sucked.;P

Shoeberto

06-02-2002, 04:22 AM

< Alixsar > Yeah. Um...bug Boko. He'll like it.
*** Signoff: Boko (Leaving: Leaving)

I found that to be amusing. :P

Lightning_Demon

06-02-2002, 06:40 PM

Amy: So you had to fight him?
Me: Oh hell yes, that fool was crazy!
Amy: Did he land a punch on you?
Me: Naw, I was way too fast for him.
Amy: So you're pretty speedy?
Me: Well, yah! I'm fast when it counts.
A Minute Later...
Amy: Hee hee hee
Me: What?
Amy: Read what you said.
Me: SWEET MONKEY JESUS.

Loony BoB

06-02-2002, 08:50 PM

Dr Unne: I guess I don't keep up with my gel-related news. Sorry.

Lightning_Demon

06-02-2002, 09:40 PM

Me: I'll kill you!!!
Josh: What the hell you smokin' boy?
Me: Penguins!!!
Josh: You f**king moron. You're smoking penguins?
Me: No, I'll kill with penguins.
Josh: :)
Me: :D

mystic ice cube

06-03-2002, 11:16 PM

J a t a l u: gotta put dinner in the oven
J a t a l u: brb
mysticicegoddess: sure
J a t a l u: back
J a t a l u: mmmm, crab cakes
mysticicegoddess: ^_^
mysticicegoddess: gotta love 'em
J a t a l u: yummy....
mysticicegoddess: yeah
J a t a l u: yes!
J a t a l u: only minutes remain
J a t a l u: till crabby goodness
mysticicegoddess: that sounds funny is a way
mysticicegoddess: crabby goodness
mysticicegoddess: and I have no idea what that was about
J a t a l u: lol
J a t a l u: ZOIDBERG!
mysticicegoddess: ?????
mysticicegoddess: oh dear
J a t a l u: what?
mysticicegoddess: nothing
mysticicegoddess: I...don't understand you.....
J a t a l u: indeed
J a t a l u: the sweet crabby goodness
J a t a l u: is ready
mysticicegoddess: okay
J a t a l u: i must rub
J a t a l u: run*
mysticicegoddess: ????
mysticicegoddess: hahaha
J a t a l u: run!!!
mysticicegoddess: rub

jatalu=lightning demon
mysticicegoddess=me

Dew Drop

06-04-2002, 06:25 PM

liltiffiekins: *kicks your arse*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: xD
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: :P
liltiffiekins: Die you Finnish Pantie Eater, you!
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: :P
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: I don't eat panties. @_@
liltiffiekins: yesh you do
liltiffiekins: I saw you
liltiffiekins: don't try and deny it
liltiffiekins: I know the truth, Kris
liltiffiekins: I know
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Ô_Ó
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Tsk, tsk.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Fairydust again?
liltiffiekins: err.... *hides Tinkerbell behind her back* No, not me, sir! *whistles innocently*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Ô_Ó

I find myself amusing xD

Lightning_Demon

06-05-2002, 01:30 AM

Me: I hate you dude
Jin: Ever thought maybe I hate you?
Me: Well :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: you, I'd hate to be in you too dude
Jin: Hahahahah!
Me: Huh?
Jin: You butt pirate!
Me: D'oh.

Nait

06-05-2002, 10:53 PM

Nait of Dnalnif: Ah, you're Australian.
Nait of Dnalnif: Now I understand why you were banned.
Funkmaster Spam: Don't make me set my 'roo on ya.
Funkmaster Spam: Did you know Australians ride kangaroos to school?
Nait of Dnalnif: Like your roo has any chances against my Lynx. >=P
Nait of Dnalnif: No, that I did not know.
Nait of Dnalnif: And I still don't.
Funkmaster Spam: Oh, then I'll tell you. Australians ride kangaroos to school.
Funkmaster Spam: And our military defence consists of some boomerangs and rocks.
Nait of Dnalnif: Excuse me, what?
Nait of Dnalnif: I didn't understand you.
Nait of Dnalnif: You of course realise I am going to quote this, right?
Funkmaster Spam: You're not allowed to quote it 'cause I'm banned. Ha. Anyway, Australians ride kangaroos to school.
Funkmaster Spam: I repeated it for the third time, so you better understand it. >=P

Shlup

06-06-2002, 01:06 AM

Has anyone else noticed that this thread has been going since last August? Remember the good ol' days where the quote threads were something to save up for and look forward to...?

Erm, anyway... Another AIM interlude with Sugpo:

Funkmaster Spam: I know I'm completely gay. xD
Funkmaster Spam: Er. Don't you dare quote that.

Altaizen

06-08-2002, 10:50 AM

[02:15:18] SakuraYume> Rawr! I don't want to increase my penis size

Mikztsu

06-08-2002, 07:48 PM

In IRC we're having a baby chat.=P This was somewhat amusing in the context it was in:

Tatum> I'm not going to carry some baby in my stomach for nine st00pid months.

Calliope

06-12-2002, 06:59 AM

9. 9 dead english teachers, ha ha ha.

Sounds scary coming from the Self-Elected EOFF Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer, doesn't it?

Sakura Yume

06-15-2002, 06:44 AM

InsertNick: Is that possible?
Airanselcona: I wouldn't be tagainst it./
Airanselcona: bet*
Airanselcona: against*
Airanselcona: it.*
InsertNick: xD
InsertNick: *quotes*
Airanselcona: *dies*

In the library in English class...
English teacher: Tammy where's this?
English teacher: Eyes on off?
Me: ...Can you read?
English teacher: Eyes on ffff?
Me: Er... right Mr [name].

Lightning_Demon

06-15-2002, 03:31 PM

Me: I didn't say I liked you anyway!
Jen: WAAAHH!!!!
Me: Shut up, before I :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: you up!
Jen: So you do like me? ;)
Me: Sigh. I hate you sometimes.

musashius

06-15-2002, 03:34 PM

musashius_crushd: WEST SIEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!111!!!11!!1
proto3k: *Musashiusness confirmed*

Or something to that effect. Happened a while ago and I forgot what had really happened. Still kinda funny. =P

Lightning_Demon

06-15-2002, 11:26 PM

NeoQSerenity001: *snort*
NeoQSerenity001: *huggles ALL BUT YOU*
Jata l u: Oh i see how it is
NeoQSerenity001: ...........huh? *blink*
Jata l u: * Steals your ducks, kills em, eats em ALL *
NeoQSerenity001: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And later...

NeoQSerenity001: *snort* Well I am a pez dispenser jedi knight so neh *sticks out tongue*
Jata l u: Yes well.
Jata l u: * Flashes Pez Dispenser *
NeoQSerenity001: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NeoQSerenity001: *runs*
Jata l u: OH GOD, that was horrid.

Yu Law

06-16-2002, 09:07 PM

[Tatum] I came almost every night for a few weeks .

Lightning_Demon

06-16-2002, 09:14 PM

Me: One more :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing word, and I swear to jebus...
Jen: What, eh? What the hell will you do?
Me: I WILL :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING ATTACK YOU WITH MY BASEBALL BAT!
Jen: And your balls?
Me: YEAH THEM TOO!
Jen: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Me, a minute later: I hate my life.

CloudDragon

06-18-2002, 07:13 AM

Coversation between Nicole and me.

ShadowBlaster69 (1:44:48 AM): heh, have you ever talked to Kishi on AIM?
KewlSkye (1:45:07 AM): No, why?
ShadowBlaster69 (1:45:28 AM): I don't know, because he's on now and I hear he rarely gets on much.
KewlSkye (1:45:51 AM): Have you talked to him?
KewlSkye (1:46:34 AM): (One u or two?)
KewlSkye (1:46:42 AM): (In his AIM name, I mean.)
KewlSkye (1:46:57 AM): Or is it something else altogether?
ShadowBlaster69 (1:47:21 AM): nope, have him on my list though, one u.
KewlSkye (1:47:41 AM): What's his name?
ShadowBlaster69 (1:47:49 AM): Kishiruni
KewlSkye (1:48:09 AM): Why, thank you.
ShadowBlaster69 (1:48:37 AM): Your wlecome, also, no need for the thanks.
ShadowBlaster69 (1:48:53 AM): heh, how are you so sure Kishi is a he xD
KewlSkye (1:49:05 AM): I just.. am.
ShadowBlaster69 (1:49:14 AM): I also referred to him as a male...so
KewlSkye (1:49:29 AM): I've ALWAYS referred to him as a male.
ShadowBlaster69 (1:50:19 AM): Me too, unless he/she/it likes other women as he loves those japanese schoolgirls
KewlSkye (1:50:51 AM): I hope he doesn't like non-Japanese schoolgirls too...
ShadowBlaster69 (1:51:07 AM): hahahhaahah
ShadowBlaster69 (1:51:12 AM): I'll tell him that
ShadowBlaster69 (1:51:15 AM): xD
KewlSkye (1:51:17 AM): What?
KewlSkye (1:51:18 AM): ...
ShadowBlaster69 (1:51:30 AM): Actually, I'll quote it :D
KewlSkye (1:51:46 AM): ...

Yu Law

06-19-2002, 05:35 AM

[16:23] [Aexoden] Pfft, MacGyver never needed an AK-47.
[16:23] [Alixsar] But don't let that stop you.
[16:24] [Alixsar] MacGyver could make one out of toothpaste, tin foil, and some gum if he wanted too, though.
[16:24] [Aexoden] I prefer to be able to defend myself witha match, an old bicycle and an ice cube.
[16:24] [Chickencha] MacGyver only needs a toothpick, a piece of string, and some bubblegum to do ANYTHING.

They're all one person, I tells ya. ALL ONE.

Lightning_Demon

06-19-2002, 11:53 AM

Me: I didn't say I wanted to keel you.
Jen: Yes you did, you threatened to keel me over for this.
Me: No, I believe saying I'd kill you.
Jen: Nah, you didn't.
Me: WHY WOULD I THREATEN YOU WITH NAUTICAL TERMS?
Jen: Because you are fishy.
Me: *dies*

Jata l u: stupid cali pie eater
Jata l u: screw you!
Jata l u: lol
Jata l u: wel.lll.... not literally
Jata l u: ;-)
NeoQSerenity001: ................-_-* pervert

Zifnab

06-20-2002, 08:21 PM

Here's an MSN conversation. I'm "Cloud", Maester Mika is Supreme_Griever, or Trance Grivja xD

Maester Mika says:
*beats on Computer*
Maester Mika says:
:P
Cloud says:
uhh
Cloud says:
you jerking on your computer?
Maester Mika says:
o_O
Maester Mika says:
i did not ream it like that
Maester Mika says:
*mean
Maester Mika says:
:|
Cloud says:
suuuuuuuure ^_~
Cloud says:
watching pr0n again are we?
Maester Mika says:
pfft
Maester Mika says:
its against all Maester rules
Cloud says:
the penalty for watching pr0n as a maester is...
Cloud says:
a SENDING!
Cloud says:
*sends Mika*
Maester Mika says:
pfft
Maester Mika says:
i was
Maester Mika says:
not
Maester Mika says:
well i was looking at the Guado swim suit collection XD

I thought it was mildly amusing ^_~

James Latimer Cockney Rebel

06-20-2002, 10:35 PM

Craze Carrot = Harlequil
James = Me

Oh and the moose thing is just BunBuns ploy to distract me from the time (5:00AM) and I hadn't been asleep yet xD

James says:
haha there's daylight here now O_o
James says:
suns coming up
craze carrot says:
ooh! watch teh sunrise! that is kew!
James says:
yeah, I love doing that =D
craze carrot says:
*watches it with james* XD
James says:
*hugs Bunny while watching sunset in rubbish english weather* xD
i'm gonna record myself singing "one song glory" soon. d'you know that song?
James says:
not from the title, how does it go again?
craze carrot says:
it's from the broadway thingy rent. ooh, want me to send it?
James says:
hmm okay, but I need to go soon
James says:
its 5AM !
craze carrot says:
A MOOOOSE@!@
James says:
xD
craze carrot says:
join this forum! http://mb.ffaura.com
James says:
you post there a lot?
craze carrot says:
well, they just moved, so not really. i posted at their old one.
craze carrot says:
..but they spam a lot. all of them. even the mods.
James says:
heh, cool I'll sign up there later
craze carrot says:
marie made me sign up to all these forums yesterday..*pantpant*
James says:
heh she made me do the same to other forums as well
craze carrot says:
haha! well, i still think eoff's the best.
James says:
yeah, it must be I met some pretty nice people there *hinithint*
craze carrot says:
hey! what about me?! i'm nice sometimes, too! *pouts*
James says:
I meant you! *hugs*
craze carrot says:
yay!! *hugs too* .. *falls* .. *dances*
craze carrot says:
ooh, guess what today is!
James says:
what ?_?
craze carrot says:
my one year of being at eoff day! yaa!
James says:
I registered 03-20-2000 O_O
James says:
that long ago! *dies*
James says:
2 years 2 months =O
craze carrot says:
..can you work that out? i got 51% in math.
craze carrot says:
oh...XD me slow.
James says:
xD i should have the excuse =P
craze carrot says:
mooses...
craze carrot says:
come to wonderland with us! it's so fun! we can go on top gun and the bat and the stand up roller coaster!
James says:
coolies *leaves home*
James says:
*smuggles in luggage compartment in plane*
craze carrot says:
haha! wikkid! >=D *kidnaps*
James says:
*is in Canada!* *boogies*
James says:
*is kidnapped* xD
James says:
I thought wicked was an English word!
craze carrot says:
*hears knock on door* "Yes? Who is it?"
craze carrot says:
w-i-k-k-i-d is a canadian word
James says:
w-i-c-k-e-d original english version =P
craze carrot says:
...E-H! eh! canadian!
James says:
Err hello! its me that strange guy from Eoff James! Helloooo Bunny!
James says:
*run hug*
craze carrot says:
"Oh, hello! Oh, wait! You can't see me in my pajamas and with my hair all messy! Go away! *kicks*"
James says:
*flies out in street* Oh i see that is a traditional canadian welcome! *waits on doorstep*
craze carrot says:
*from inside house* "Yes, it is. It's Koradian. What pajamas are you wearing?"
James says:
?_? *confuzzzled*
James says:
hmm confu-zZzZz-led
craze carrot says:
i'm looking for my pajamas online to show you, but i can't seem to find 'em >.<
craze carrot says:
NO!! MEECE!!
James says:
your pyjamas! aww *hugs again*
James says:
Meece?! xD
craze carrot says:
the plural of mose. duh. i has the la senza duck on it! but i dunno the la senza duck's name..T.T
James says:
Meece is the plural of Moose? okay im reallly tired now *dies from lack of sleep*
craze carrot says:
meeses..mooses...come back!! NOOO! *dives in slow motion to england*
James says:
Sorry but i seriously have to go to bed now! my mum will beat me hard if she finds out!
James says:
no meece or mooses =(
craze carrot says:
alright..*flies back to canada* bye!! *whimper*
James says:
bye, Bun Bun *huggies*
craze carrot says:
*cries and waits for sunrise*
James says:
whats the time there now?
craze carrot says:
midnight+30 minutes
James says:
arnt you supposed to be in bed!
James says:
sees bunbuns and omas oma beat us hard
craze carrot says:
no. i was talking to my oma on msn.
James says:
you talk to your oma on msn?
craze carrot says:
yes. right now i am.
James says:
Im so dumb *beats self with a stick*
craze carrot says:
what? aren't you talkingto your hae?
craze carrot says:
not a stick! a...MOOSE! *hands james a MOOSE*
James says:
thanks *whacks again*
craze carrot says:
MOOSE: "moo!"
James says:
do mooses moo!?
craze carrot says:
MOO-se. of course.
James:
ey? whats happening?
James says:
awwya its 5:48AM!
craze carrot says:
wait..i think it work now..
James says:
ahh I havta go anyways! bye Bun Bun *hugs*
craze carrot says:
wah! come to canada soon! it's not so late here! *waves*
James says:
I wish I could! *waves back*
craze carrot says:
*squints* you SHALL...
James says:
sign on MSN more often ^_~
James says:
laterz!
craze carrot says:
i can now cos all my exams are over with. BYE! eat carrots.
James says:
Carrots are icky, =P
James says:
err bye
craze carrot says:
i'm a carrot T.T bye!
James says:
You are a nice young friendly carrot, they just dont taste nce thats all! ^_^
craze carrot says:
haha! GO TO SLEEP! procrastinator XD
craze carrot says:
*sends love-ra*
James says:
Its not my fault your too nice *sobs* laterz!
craze carrot says:
*waves*

Squally Leonharty

06-21-2002, 09:18 AM

[09:34:11] * Aexoden slaps Skwowwy|AWAY around a bit with a large trout
[09:51:16] Skwowwy|AWAY> Yeah?
[09:56:09] Aexoden> No.
[10:10:32] Skwowwy|AWAY> Maybe?
[10:12:45] Aexoden> ;_;
[10:13:14] Skwowwy|AWAY> XD
[10:14:34] Aexoden> Noeiy'd funny ehtn I g6i
[10:14:37] Aexoden> ';\
[10:14:41] Aexoden> Er..
[10:14:46] Aexoden> Now it's funny when I cry?
[10:15:08] Skwowwy|AWAY> XDD
[10:15:15] * Skwowwy|AWAY laughs at those typos. XD
[10:15:19] * Skwowwy|AWAY quotes.
[10:15:27] Aexoden> That's when happens when you type one handed with your eyes closed.
[10:15:37] Aexoden> Oh yeah, and I was lying on my back.

:p

Lightning_Demon

06-21-2002, 03:07 PM

LD: That's it, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: Yeah right, you have no chance in hell! * Summons goat *
LD: WTF?
Joe: HAHAHA, Didn't expect that, DID YOU!
LD: Well, no shit, I didn't.
LD: Screw this, I quit!
LD: *Runs from goat*
Joe: HAHAHA, FEAR DA GOAT!!!

Mikztsu

06-25-2002, 09:03 PM

Don't ask. *_*

chibiskye: >=D
mikztsu2000: >=P~~
chibiskye: *tedee teddee*
mikztsu2000: Heh, you so silly.=)
mikztsu2000: *Teddee wub ted*
chibiskye: *trip overe a rock and fall DoWn*
chibiskye: ;____;
mikztsu2000: Aww!
mikztsu2000: *cloud rains wuvvies*
chibiskye: *cwY*
mikztsu2000: *CanDyBarZ*
chibiskye: Aww! n_______n
chibiskye: i WuV u clOuD
mikztsu2000: *ChoColAte BuNNz`*
mikztsu2000: *LoLLiEz*
mikztsu2000: =)
chibiskye: Yaaaa! =D
mikztsu2000: xD

( Chibiskye = Skye Chan)

Lightning_Demon

06-26-2002, 04:46 AM

LD: Lightning Demon Attack!!
DK: WTF?
DK: You Attack?
LD: Yes, I attacked you!!!
DK: No no, I mean, you used a You Attack?
LD: Huh?
DK: Lightning Demon Attack?
LD: Yeah so?
DK: Lightning Demon is you..
LD: ....
DK: HAHAHA, you sound like a caveman! GROG, LD ATTACK!
LD: I'll beat you... and your children.

Shoyku

06-26-2002, 05:32 AM

Larry: Moving right along, how did you create Wendy?

Josh: She stopped by my house one day and yelled "CREATE ME!" So I did.

Larry: How nice of you.

Josh: Yes.

Larry: Now, please give me a serious answer or I'll sexually molest you.

Del Murder

06-26-2002, 07:29 AM

My boss: You know, I'm going to have a hard time finding work for you to do this summer.
Me: Oh?
My boss: Yah, I've never really had summer help before.
Me: Oh?
My boss: I can't just have you sitting around and hanging out.
Me: ...Oh?

Well that was fun, giving you an excerpt of my life. Maybe I'll do it more often.

Mikztsu

06-26-2002, 12:38 PM

That was hilarious, Mr. Murder. :laugh:

Del Murder

06-27-2002, 08:00 PM

I like to ask my friends random questions, here's an example:

Me: If your last name was Labor, would youname your kid Manuel?
Daniel: Manuel La-bore?
Me: Not La-bore. Lay-ber.
Daniel: *laughs*

Me: If your last name was Labor would you name your kid Manuel?
Jose: Probably. I'm twisted like that.

Me: If your last name was Labor would you name your kid Manuel?
Richard: I would name him The Help.
Me: 'The Help Labor'?
Richard: No last name. Just 'The Help'.

Lightning_Demon

06-28-2002, 12:27 AM

So you can't ask me questions? : (

LD: I'm gonna beat the crap out of you!
Iain: I live in Scotland, you twit!
LD: Shut up don't make me...
Iain: Oh look, I'm Mr. LD, ravager of world, *trembles*
LD: You summona beech. :: Pimp slaps ::
Iain: OOOOOHH, I felt that one.
LD: :: Cries ::
Iain: Dat's right. Cry, piggy, cry.
LD: :: Stabs ::
Iain: D'oh.

Amazing Telephone

06-28-2002, 12:45 AM

At the bowling alley?

There was this kid, who well call "John", prolly in like 5th grade. He kept being really annoying to me and my friends. The conversation went somewhat like this, althought it was awhile ago.

Me: Shut up, you are annoying.
"John": Girls love me, I ride all the hot chicks like a toy store pony.
Me: *ignores*
"John": I'm the town bike, everyone wants to give me a ride *makes humping motions".

I just thought it was funny that this kid was in like 5th grade and was saying that stuff.

James Latimer Cockney Rebel

06-28-2002, 01:02 AM

Random Guy = me
Meece= Harlequil
Dejamir Kalijan = Spatvark

Random Guy says:
I dont want to see another sunrise tonight, I won't make it, bye
Meece says:
but..but..MEEEEECE!!
Random Guy says:
sorry Bunny even a moose/meece can't keep me up xD
Meece says:
not even...BUNNYS?!
Random Guy says:
Aye you have a point *stays*
Meece says:
aww *love-ru's*
Random Guy says:
*secret love-ru's without Spat looking* xD
Meece says:
XDD i don't think he's looking anyway
Dejamir Kalijan says:
*bitchslaps OWA down*
Meece says:
XDDD
Random Guy says:
*spits out tooth* what were you saying Bunny *crie*
Dejamir Kalijan says:
I'm omniscient... I se everythi-- for god;s sake OWA! Put that away!
Meece says:
i don't get you guys' british-speak. sigh.
Random Guy says:
*zips up, runs* xD
Dejamir Kalijan says:
He got it...
Meece says:
..AH!! *dies a terrible death*
Dejamir Kalijan says:
Nowt worng with a good ol' masturbation joke
Meece says:
...*dies more consecutive terrible deaths*
Random Guy says:
*strokes Bun's hair and rocks her to sleep* It was only a dream... dreeeam

Lightning_Demon

06-28-2002, 02:15 AM

LD: Is that stapler... looking at me?
Jon: You're :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing weird dude.

Heh.

Citizen Bleys

06-28-2002, 03:37 PM

The joys of using %n in an AIM away message:

CLniKLy DeD: "Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with CLniKLy DeD."

Auto response from CitizenBleys: Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with CLniKLy DeD. I should be back about fifteen seconds from 10:47:15 AM.

CLniKLy DeD: Gee, I wish someone would've told me about this.

Nait of Dnalnif: I am sorry, Mr. Maynard, but I do have to kill you now.

Auto response from CitizenBleys: Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with Nait of Dnalnif. I should be back about fifteen seconds from 11:14:34 AM.

Nait of Dnalnif: Blam. >=P

Lightning_Demon

06-28-2002, 04:32 PM

EDIT: I didn't post here... ::Jedi Mind Trick::

Dew Drop

06-29-2002, 04:15 PM

*attaches conversation* Too big to paste.

This is a mega weird conversation with Bleys. I suppose everyone's had one of these but I found it 'highly amusing'. :p

Nait

06-30-2002, 07:01 PM

DanieLoony: =D I'm so mart.
DanieLoony: smart*
DanieLoony: *dies*