Quotes In and Out of Context!

[Rydia of Mist]

Well, here's the new thread for all your quote needs!

Post quotes from everyday life, #eoff, the forums, private IMs...

However, try to keep them fairly short. Nobody really likes reading through piles and piles of chatlog. Seriously.

·Cactus· Kittens are aceous
* Rydia_of_Mist misread that as "Kittens are gaseous".
·Eden· yep
·Cactus· That too.
·Cactus· :P

[Agent Proto]

tvrfan007 (9:21:27am) : *murders cached pages*
tvrfan007 (9:21:38am) : Nifty

[Rydia of Mist]

·Wyllius· *Thwacks Nyke with a Quaker*
* Nyke gasps as the Quaker begins preaching to her oO
·Wyllius· I KEEL YOU !
* Wyllius grabs a mexican impliment of destruction
•Rydia_of_Mist• I KEEL YOU FIRST!
* Rydia_of_Mist grabs...a cod.
·Nyke· Wyllius, I shall never forgive you. *is dragged to a camp meeting*
·Wyllius· Oh sorry Nyke, a typo
·Wyllius· I meant Quasar
·Nyke· I dare someone to quote that. xD
·Wyllius· I keep getting Quasars and Quakers mixed up

[Agent Proto]

proto3k: So, you want to go somewhere? I can go places illegaly.
sillybilliegurlie: Ooo! Can we go to a bar and get drunk?
proto3k: Ok. -.^ Then we can do stuffs later. *laughs*
sillybilliegurlie: Stuffs?
sillybilliegurlie: Oooo! Are ya thinking the "twisted" way?
proto3k: Yeah. Sure. -.^
sillybilliegurlie: Oh cool.
sillybilliegurlie: Let's do stuffs after getting drunk.
proto3k: >=D Excellent
sillybilliegurlie: Hee hee.

< Proto> Let's sacrifice the virgin!
< virgin> lol
*** virgin is now known as Selphie_
< God_of_Death_and_Cake> KILL !!
* Cactus creates a bonfre
< Angela> w00t! Sacrifice!
* Angela gets a dagger
< Cactus> bonfire
< God_of_Death_and_Cake> I enjoy a good Death does me
< Selphie_> NOOOO!*runs*

[Orestes]

spoonaucity: You think we'd close this thing after it's been like this for so long.
Del_Snizz: Yeah, but...meh.
spoonaucity: Yeah.
Del_Snizz: See, to close it, I'd have to move the mouse and click things and whatnot. Far too much work, if you ask me.
spoonaucity: Amen
spoonaucity: I'm going to do it!
spoonaucity: I'm going to use all my effort and close this thing!
Del_Snizz: No!
Del_Snizz: Or yes.
spoonaucity: Here we go...
Del_Snizz: Either way.
spoonaucity: Dah! Can't do it!
spoonaucity: It's too much work.
Del_Snizz: I know. I've tried, but I can't seem to make it.
spoonaucity: It's just too stinking hard.
Del_Snizz: I know. *tries to catch his breath after making another attempt*
spoonaucity: You think they'd make programs easier to use.
Del_Snizz: Yeah, but those bastards only care about the bottom line. They don't give a damn about hard-working folks like you and me...
spoonaucity: It's a shame.
Del_Snizz: It's the greatest atrocity of all time.
Del_Snizz: Let's see if I can do this...
spoonaucity: *gets pumped*
Yahoo! Messenger: Del_Snizz has left the conference.
spoonaucity: I CAN DO THIS!
Yahoo! Messenger: spoonaucity has left the conference.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

*digs up old stuff*

ml_gonzales: pfft
kawaii_ryukishi: Tffp.
ml_gonzales: O_O

kawaii_ryukishi: Your singing heart makes my pancreas quiver with joy.
ml_gonzales: your quivering pancreas makes my mouse click the [X] in the upper right.

kawaii_ryukishi: Remember that scene in that one movie where the medeival guy travels to the present and then he eats that girl's lipstick?
del_snizz: You mean in The Godfather?

kawaii_ryukishi: So...were you gang-raped by a mob of monocle-crazed French people with berets and striped shirts and cigarettes in long cigarette holders and bandanas around their necks?
del_snizz: No, although I did see a mime. That's pretty close to violent rape.

del_snizz: I have all my babies made in a little shop in Geneva. It's expensive, but the quality of craftsmanship is unparalleled.
kawaii_ryukishi: I am the best baby-maker...<b>ever</b>.
del_snizz: Alright, I'll make one baby with you, but you'd better live up to your word.

Del_Snizz: That's probably a good thing. That Kalen has a mouth like...uhh, some type of thing that's big and/or makes a lot of noise...yeah...
kawaii_ryukishi: BOU?
Del_Snizz: That's it!

[Linus]

Linus> Let us team up to fight evil.
Britt> Okay.
Britt> We can be the Big Trippy Quasi Evil Force.
Linus> How about the Somewhat Large Trippy Quasi Evil Force?
Britt> Okay.
Linus> We could be SLTQEF!
Britt> I just like that name because it has "Trippy" and and "Quasi" in it.
Linus> Alright. I'll be Super-blanket Man, and you can be... Sniff Boy.
Britt> No.
Linus> How about Super Sniff Boy?
Britt> I get to be....
Britt> "Wind Elf Alex."
Linus> ...Ok. What's our villain's name?
Britt> George Dubya Bush.
Britt> Who else?
Linus> Makes sense.
Linus> And his minions will be...?
Britt> Rirse.
Linus> Ok.
* Linus jumps in the Super-blanket Man mobile and storms off into the night.
* Britt sits and watches TV.
* Linus crashes into a large, mumbling beast, killing it instantly.
* Linus climbs out of the SLTQEF vehicle and inspects the massive load.
Linus> Its name tag says "Rirse."
Linus> That was easy.
Britt> Of course it was. Anything is easy with me around.
Britt> And I have to eat dinner.
Britt> *salute*
*** Britt is now known as [Britt]|Dinner
* Linus gives Dubya some strange STD and calls it a night.

[krissy]

UnmeltedKnight: Mircing?
Renzy Beoulve: I gotta go for awhile. Seeya later and stuff....Matss coming over to rape me and watch a movie about raping me while trying to rape me

[eestlinc]

eestlinc: Rakastan lonkeroita
Daryl|Posting: heh
* eestlinc posts useful Finnish phrases
eestlinc: if i ever get a custom rank, it will be "Rakastan lonkeroita"
Daryl|Posting: LMAO

[Mikztsu]

slimchandi> damn the first word i see in here is Bruckner.


Somehow I found this very amusing.

[Agent Proto]

< Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Proto's expanding his vocabulary, RSL's burping, and I was just getting ready to ROCK OUT!
< Kawaii_Ryuukishi> ...
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi rocks out.

< Bossker> Hahah! I sold Proto's 15 million sperm cells on ebay!
* Nimrod applauds his fellow Parker
< Bossker> I got 15 million lire!
< Nimrod> Haha
* Bossker converts the money
< Bossker> I got 10 bucks
< Bossker> w00t!
< Proto> My sperm is work 10 dollars?
< Proto> *worth
* Nimrod high fives Bossker
* Bossker high fives Nimrod
< Scottie> Please, there are younger ladies in here.
< Bossker> Hey, the guy was desperate Prot
* Princess_Usa looks away...
< Bossker> give him a break :p
< Scottie> Just call it... "man juice"
* Bossker laughs
< Proto> Man juice.
< Bossker> Every "lady" in here, is older than I am
< Bossker> But man juice it is.
< Kawaii_Ryuukishi> I just bought 15 million cells of man juice on EBay!

[eestlinc]

Squallman> what is tenticle style??

eestlinc> hmm...

Kawaii Ryûkishi> Tentacle. He said TENTACLE, not "tenticle," you yatz! You've disgraced us with your sacreligious typo! Begone!!

[Belladonna Knight]

eestlinc> and hotty galuf :)

'Nuff said.

~Belladonna

[eestlinc]

*** eestlinc|FF5 is now known as eestlinc
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> Hi eestlinc.
eestlinc> hi
*** I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR is now known as ILMB-
MysticKnight
* ILMB-MysticKnight casts Bolt3 Sword and smites eestlinc
* eestlinc denounces his ROM for crashing
* ILMB-MysticKnight 's ROM does not crash. :)
* ILMB-MysticKnight lost her good version of SNES9x in her last reformat, though. sux0r.
* eestlinc kicks your ass like he kicked Twin Tania before he could even cast giga flare :)
* ILMB-MysticKnight cries.

Making all the girls cry, an eestlinc speciality....

[Rinoabella]

<font color=#FFCCFF>* Kildarre dresses Wyl in a teddy bear costume
Kildarre :: You're so cute!
Rinoabella :: hee hee he is!
* Wyllius immediatly throws Kild into a psycotic gay management group and removes the costume
* Kildarre solders the zipper on the costume out of existance
Kildarre :: Too late!

:laugh:

[Drex]

< Del_Snizz> I was just wondering if your AIM name, Drex Olympus, purposefully contains the secret message "Sex up Dr. Moly."

[Lady of Boredina]

~*StRaWbErRy DaQuArI*~ says:
10yo sexually fantasizing being with me, oh wonderful joy joy haha
Lord of Bored says:
xD
~*StRaWbErRy DaQuArI*~ says:
lol

Indeed.

[Rei]

Me: I don't care what kind of sick argument you have, you big marshmellow puff. Raping squirrels will never be a good paying job.

[Endless]

[19:07] < Ashi > How big is it, Kildarre?
[19:07] * Wyllius makes Kild eat a Thermonuclear fish
[19:08] *** Rikku has quit IRC (Leaving: )
[19:08] < Cactus > Ashi, you might wanna think about what you just said
[19:08] < Cactus > xD
[19:08] < Ashi > Yeah, I think.
[19:08] < Wyllius > xD
[19:08] < Ashi > Me gets scared.
[19:08] < Wyllius > Well, mabye she's in that sorta mood Simon xD
[19:08] < Master_Vivi > xD
[19:09] *** Flamethrower has left #eoff
[19:09] < Cactus > xD
[19:09] < Ashi > Eh...
[19:09] * Master_Vivi looks strangely at Ashi
[19:09] < Ashi > I could be! *Has no idea what she's talking about*
[19:09] * Cactus looks strangely at Ashi
[19:09] < Kildarre > It's like 4MB or so... 4 minutes long
[19:09] < Wyllius > xD
[19:09] < Ashi > *Coughs*
[19:09] < Kildarre > Like exactly 4 minutes. :P
[19:09] < Wyllius > She might be !
[19:09] < Ashi > Do you think so, Wyll?
[19:09] < Wyllius > xD
[19:09] < Cactus > xD
[19:10] * Master_Vivi quotes
[19:10] < Wyllius > 4 mins of hot song action xD
[19:10] < Wyllius > Yup xD
[19:10] < Cactus > xD
[19:10] < Ashi > Eee!
[19:10] < Kildarre > Oh baby!
[19:10] < Ashi > I'd better listen when my mum is "not" in the room.
[19:10] < Wyllius > xD
[19:10] < Ashi > Glad you told me!
[19:10] < Kildarre > That's more xDing than I've seen out of you two in days :P
[19:10] < Wyllius > Why is she thinking the same as you ?

[bossker]

"Well Bossker DID send me that gay pride card on ICQ once..." ~Chickencha's quote of the day on his site...isn't that special?


How was I to know he wasn't gay? I was just trying to be a good friend.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<<b></b>Kawaii_Ryuukishi<b></b>> I can see you.
<<b></b>BOU<b></b> > no you can't.
<<b></b>Kawaii_Ryuukishi<b></b>> Yes I can!
<<b></b>BOU<b></b>> lies
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi sees you.
<<b></b>BOU<b></b>> nup
<<b></b>Kawaii_Ryuukishi<b></b>> 'Fraid so.
<<b></b>BOU<b></b>> nah
<<b></b>Kawaii_Ryuukishi<b></b>> You're wearing...uh...glitter...and face paint...aaand...a thong.
<<b></b>BOU<b></b>> ... *checks windows*

[Agent Proto]

proto3k (9:49:57pm) : Has it ever occured to you that there are two ways to mispell misspel. Two typos of Misspell! Imagine that!
chickencha (9:50:20pm) : Actually there are infinite ways to misspell "misspell." Those are just the two most common ones.
chickencha (9:50:37pm) : I mean, you could misspell "misspell" as "salmon" and it would still count.
proto3k (9:51:33pm) : Or misspell "misspell" as "Ms. Spell".
chickencha (9:51:46pm) : That would be kinda amusing.
chickencha (9:51:55pm) : But only kinda.
proto3k (9:52:11pm) : Yeah. It would be.
proto3k (9:52:23pm) : Imagine having an English teacher named Ms. Spell.
chickencha (9:53:13pm) : I could, but I don't wanna. Too scary.
proto3k (9:53:33pm) : Yeah. *shivers at the thought*
proto3k (9:56:02pm) : *A substitute for Ms. Spell misspells Ms. Spell's name on the chalkboard.*

[eestlinc]

eestlinc> hey, dont hit kalemn
Kalenisis> Poor Kalemn...
eestlinc> yes
eestlinc> the m is silent :)
Kalenisis> ;)
Kalenisis> People always take it badly when I add "thing" to their name...
eestlinc> eestthing
eestlinc> bah
eestlinc> Bruthing
eestlinc> even worse :)
Kalenisis> BrutwoThing. :P
eestlinc> hah
eestlinc> kalemnthing
Kalenisis> Heh.
*** Kalenisis is now known as KalemnWithASilentM
eestlinc> hah
* eestlinc approves
KalemnWithASilentM> I like this name.
eestlinc> yes
KalemnWithASilentM> *keeps it*

[Sita Atis]

Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi


del_snizz: I have all my babies made in a little shop in Geneva. It's expensive, but the quality of craftsmanship is unparalleled.
kawaii_ryukishi: I am the best baby-maker...<b>ever</b>.
del_snizz: Alright, I'll make one baby with you, but you'd better live up to your word.


ROFL!!! XD

And also the log Nimrod posted above that! Hilarious! Del is the king of wit.

[Amazing_Butt_Face]

GreenMage: aperently id make one helluva social worker
* GreenMage shudders

[Agent Proto]

"There is some sean food I like but others I despise. " ~ Cute&Dangerous

[musashius]

"xXD" -- Britt.

*ph34r*

[Belladonna Knight]

* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR wins, breaking Kishi's winning streak.
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi streaks the best.
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR figures Kishi does.
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi therefore has the "winning streak."

~Belladonna

[Red Wizard]

(Transcript of a conversation between a friend and his brother during an RPG session)

Brother: Jeez, you really suck! You shot at it 5 times and it's still not dead!
Friend: I don't see you killing anything!
Brother: That's because I'm not playing you idiot!
Friend: That's not the point!
Brother: Then what is the point?
Friend: The point is I'm going to throw something at you if you don't shut up!
Brother: Pfft. I don't believe you.
Friend: *Throws a d4 at brother*
Brother: OUCH! That actually stung!
Friend: What'd I roll?
Brother: You idiot! You rolled a 1!

[BlkKnight]

This was something I heard between 2 shoppers in a supermarket years back.

shopper A tells shopper B to buy 1% milk because it's better.

shopper B: "Really? I always thought 2% was better."

Of course 1% is better that 2% milk

[Nait]

Dr Unne;

"I don't know why everyone thinks the squirrels are scary, though. I don't think they are. Ah well."

[Cactuar2000]

tvrfan007: My cats are awesome
tvrfan007: We have three at the moment, we're catsitting one
Umi_butterfly: So are mine! Mores awesomeaur than yoours.
tvrfan007: Mine sleep all day, that's not awesome
Umi_butterfly: Mine are coolar. =d
tvrfan007: Mine are stripy
tvrfan007:
Umi_butterfly: mine are soft.
tvrfan007: Mine have..uhh...fur
Umi_butterfly: Mine have tails.
tvrfan007: Mine have 4 legs... each
Umi_butterfly: Mine have whiskers.
tvrfan007: Mine have teeth.
Umi_butterfly: Mine have noses AND eyes.
tvrfan007: Mine have bones.
Umi_butterfly: mine have insides.
tvrfan007: Mine have blood.
Umi_butterfly: Mine have lasers... yes lasers.
tvrfan007: Mine have Super 'Death-O-Matic' Rocket launchers.
Umi_butterfly: Mine have acid urination tracts.
tvrfan007: Mine have a remote control hook-up to the Wyllius Destruction Mobile Command Unit.
Umi_butterfly: Mine have tounges that mold into several key shapes to take advantge of the Wyllius machine and cool cars/planes/boats gismos.
Umi_butterfly:
*gizmos*
tvrfan007: Mine have telepathic abilites, including telekenisis.
Umi_butterfly: Mine have invisibility and flying mad skillz.
tvrfan007: Mine have l337 teleportational abilites, and stealth combat outfits.
Umi_butterfly: Mine have b33r locating sonar and bracket powered lamer trackres.
tvrfan007: Mine have mobile phones.
Umi_butterfly: Mine have sounds.
tvrfan007: Mine purr. *wins*
Umi_butterfly: Mine lick *wins moore*
tvrfan007: Mine wash. *wins most*
Umi_butterfly: Mine use the litter. *wins morerest.*
tvrfan007: Mine learnt to crap outside at age 2 *triumphs absolutely*
Umi_butterfly: Mine could mew from the day they were brought home. *wins ultimately.*
tvrfan007: Mine purrs louder than a Guns 'n' Roses concert *o\/\/|\|z j00 catz*
tvrfan007: I win.
Umi_butterfly: *Mine hawk hairballs* *Chokes your cats and \/\/1|\|z.*
tvrfan007: My cats don't eat furballs, your feline attack skillz are useless.

[Umi Butterfly]

* Matt pins Wasubu down and puts his mouth on Wasubu's tummy *ffppptpttptptptpt*

Purposely made the above huge to avoid eye confrontation with the following... : The above was a script test gone terribly wrong. The End.

[Drex]

< GreenMage> cuz arnt breasts just lumps of fat that happen to be appealing to the male groin?

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[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

del_snizz: *accidentally eats his left eye*

[eestlinc]

After Kishi signed off mIRC rather than answer Asorie's question: How old are you, Kishi?......


Kawaii_Ryuukishi> MAN! That mIRC, she's a bitch, eh? Yep.
eestlinc> oh yea
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi sits back.
* eestlinc intentionally didnt pick Kishi to ask because he knew he wouldnt get an answer :)
Kawaii_Ryuukishi> That depends on what you ask me.
eestlinc> wewll yes
eestlinc> but i knew what questions i would ask and decided not to waste my turn
Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Heh.
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi strokes Estlin.
>>>thats my favorite part, the stroking!!<<<
* eestlinc respects Kishi's privacy :)
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi appreciates that.
eestlinc> Bossker: What if he's like a 40 year old that talks about tentacle raping underaged women?
eestlinc> heh
Kawaii_Ryuukishi> "Kishi's like 37 or something." -- ShlupQuack
eestlinc> heh
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi seconds that second "heh."
* eestlinc notes Kishi is "something"
Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Righto.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

"/quit Ping Timeout. Riiight."

My escape.

[Silverlocke]

* Drex watches her body do odd things without her permission

Sex change operation, Brandon? O_o

[bossker]

Come one, come all! See into the wonderful world of BOSSKER!!! *drum roll* And tonite....lets get an example of what one of the LOVELY ladies at EoFF thinks about Bossker....

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And HEEEEERRRRRE IT ISSS!!!!

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"Bossker, you're goin to die. And I'm going to laugh. xD" ~Nyke

[Nyke]

Originally posted by Silverlocke
* Drex watches her body do odd things without her permission

Sex change operation, Brandon? O_o

Actually, that was moi. xD No one's going to fully understand these quotes unless they were there. :laugh:

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

That's why they're called "quotes out of context," kitten.

[Linus]

I_LIEK_TEH_SKY> !
DO_YUO_HAEV_A_PONY> ?

**Cackles.**

[Loony BoB]

No, Kawaii.. they're in AND out of context. How does that work? *thinks there should be an OR instead of AND*

EDIT: Gah! I did it again! It's like I'm cursed with the habit of calling Kishi 'Kawaii' or something... *dies* Sorry, Kishi. >_<

[Nait]

Ah... Young love:

"Well...Scott did express his love for me yesterday..."

- Chickencha.


"Don't use that quote please please please"

- Kildarre "God Knows Why" Spunkle.

[Ariel]

ceridwyn23 (11:14:53pm) : *sighs* There's no way I can avoid hurling pies of love then.
ceridwyn23 (11:15:04pm) : I guess I'll have to find something else to hurl then. >=P
tvrfan007 (11:15:11pm) : Indeed. Love me, Pie hurler.

[Agent Proto]

Jeff - "I like stuffs. Do you like stuffs?"
Ashley - "I love stuffs!"
Jeff - "Yeah, stuffs are great."

*doesn't remember the conversation he had with Ashley over the phone.* O_o

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Originally posted by Loony BoB
No, Kawaii.. they're in AND out of context. How does that work? *thinks there should be an OR instead of AND*The thread title means that you can post quotes here whether they're in context or not. Individually, quotes-out and quotes-in are still separate things.

I think I just explained something you already understood. *makes up for it with a wacky quote*

happypeepeehead: Masturbation?
happypeepeehead: Hell, I do that in the mornin'
happypeepeehead: Ya wake up and greet the day


EDIT: Gah! I did it again! It's like I'm cursed with the habit of calling Kishi 'Kawaii' or something... *dies* Sorry, Kishi. >_< Bah.

[Nait]

Because of popular demand, the name of the "Anonymous PR-person" shall not be releaved.(Hint: His name starts with a W, ends with a S, and has Y,L,L,I and U between. No, really.)



[06:01] * Chickencha returns.
[06:01] "Anonymous PR-person": CHICKENCHA!
[06:01] "Anonymous PR-person": RETURNS!
[06:02] "Anonymous PR-person": In his new cinematic film!
[06:02] "Anonymous PR-person": "Kneel to your master!"
[06:02] * Chickencha poses for a movie poster.
[06:03] "Anonymous PR-person": Oh, no, oh no, oh NO!
[06:03] "Anonymous PR-person": You've got too much clothes on!
[06:03] Chickencha: I just took a shower. You should've caught me then.
[06:03] "Anonymous PR-person": All the audience wants is bare skin, skin, skin AND SKIN!
[06:03] "Anonymous PR-person": There, off those trousers! And that shirt must go!
[06:04] Rinoabella: hee hee
[06:04] "Anonymous PR-person": You want PR, don't you?
[06:04] "Anonymous PR-person": Oh, yeah, you're the body-double for the main-actress?
[06:05] Rinoabella: PR?
[06:05] "Anonymous PR-person": There, go on the studio, sit on the bed, make yourself comfortable. We'll bring Chick there in no time, so don't be nervous.
[06:05] Chickencha: Public Relations
[06:05] Rinoabella: ohh ok
[06:05] Rinoabella: so what are you saying "Anonymous PR-person"?
[06:05] "Anonymous PR-person": And remember, Chick... Try to be a little more careful this time, OK?
[06:06] "Anonymous PR-person": We don't want any... Unwanted material running around, do we?
[06:06] * Chickencha dies.
[06:06] Rinoabella: wow, Evan is there something you should be telling me about? :P
[06:06] "Anonymous PR-person": And make it snappy, we must get ready for the set of "Chickencha takes Arkansas."
[06:07] Rinoabella: you know what? There was actually a tornado in new zealand the other day, which is really rare
[06:08] Chickencha: Hmmm, that is odd.
[06:08] "Anonymous PR-person": Whoo... Tornados... We must get on of those, right, Chicken?
[06:08] "Anonymous PR-person": I can see the spotlights... "Chickencha's Tornado."
[06:08] Chickencha: That's not a euphemism, is it?
[06:09] Rinoabella: hahha "Anonymous PR-person"
[06:09] "Anonymous PR-person": What's and euphemism? Can we use one?
[06:09] Chickencha: Hmmm...probably not.
[06:09] "Anonymous PR-person": Like, is it made of stone instead of the rubber usual ones? You know you always break those on the set, and it's SOOO embarrasing.
[06:10] "Anonymous PR-person": Yeah, the pharmaceut's are really skinning us alive, too. We don't have the money!
[06:10] Rinoabella: O_o
[06:10] "Anonymous PR-person": We need that money, Chickencha! How could we then make movies like we used to...
[06:11] Rinoabella: Can I be in the movie too?
[06:11] Rinoabella: pleeeeeease?
[06:11] "Anonymous PR-person": *sniff*... Do you remember, your first film? "The Night of The Living Virgins"?
[06:11] "Anonymous PR-person": Why, hon... Sure you can... If you can take it.
[06:12] "Anonymous PR-person": There's a lot of pressure in the business now-a-days, especially for the girls, because of Chickencha.
[06:12] "Anonymous PR-person": Not a lot of them can take him. It. I meant it.
[06:12] "Anonymous PR-person": Oh, you know what I mean!
[06:13] Rinoabella: what are you trying to say?
[06:13] Chickencha: o_O
[06:13] Chickencha: That's all I have to say.
[06:14] Rinoabella: umm
[06:14] Rinoabella: I wouldn't know...I just wanna be in your movie, so make a movie already! :P
[06:14] Chickencha: Good answer. :P
[06:14] "Anonymous PR-person": OK. Ready, set, go, some action here, people!
[06:15] Rinoabella: am i on?
[06:15] Rinoabella: have we started?
[06:15] * "Anonymous PR-person" puts the camera on, and leaves Chickencha and Rinoabella in the room all by themselves.
[06:15] *** Quits: "Anonymous PR-person" (***********) (Leaving:--- )
[06:15] Chickencha: Well, this is awkward...
[06:16] Rinoabella: ok, some how I get the feeling that "Anonymous PR-person" was just playing this from the start O_o

[-N-]

Yikes, Kristian, keep em short.

* Kawaii_Ryuukishi is keeping the .456 David in his basement.
* Neel takes note of how Kishi doesn't realize that the .456 actually comes from 2 half-Davids, a .912 and a .544
* Kawaii_Ryuukishi counters that argument by ROCKING NEEL'S FACE.
* Neel would be hurt, but he's not quite sure what constitutes rocking, let alone ROCKING, so he's still somewhat in limbo as to whether he's hurt or not.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<<b></b>Ashley<b></b>> Kish.. go a head. Ban me. ^_~
<<b></b>Kawaii_Ryuukishi<b></b>> I don't think that would sit well with that Italian admin guy...what's his name?
<<b></b>Ashley<b></b>> Asorie?

[Wyllius]

Originally posted by Naitsirk
Because of popular demand, the name of the "Anonymous PR-person" shall not be releaved.(Hint: His name starts with a W, ends with a S, and has Y,L,L,I and U between. No, really.)



[06:01] * Chickencha returns.
[06:01] "Anonymous PR-person": CHICKENCHA!
[06:01] "Anonymous PR-person": RETURNS!
[06:02] "Anonymous PR-person": In his new cinematic film!
[06:02] "Anonymous PR-person": "Kneel to your master!"
[06:02] * Chickencha poses for a movie poster.
[06:03] "Anonymous PR-person": Oh, no, oh no, oh NO!
[06:03] "Anonymous PR-person": You've got too much clothes on!
[06:03] Chickencha: I just took a shower. You should've caught me then.
[06:03] "Anonymous PR-person": All the audience wants is bare skin, skin, skin AND SKIN!
[06:03] "Anonymous PR-person": There, off those trousers! And that shirt must go!
[06:04] Rinoabella: hee hee
[06:04] "Anonymous PR-person": You want PR, don't you?
[06:04] "Anonymous PR-person": Oh, yeah, you're the body-double for the main-actress?
[06:05] Rinoabella: PR?
[06:05] "Anonymous PR-person": There, go on the studio, sit on the bed, make yourself comfortable. We'll bring Chick there in no time, so don't be nervous.
[06:05] Chickencha: Public Relations
[06:05] Rinoabella: ohh ok
[06:05] Rinoabella: so what are you saying "Anonymous PR-person"?
[06:05] "Anonymous PR-person": And remember, Chick... Try to be a little more careful this time, OK?
[06:06] "Anonymous PR-person": We don't want any... Unwanted material running around, do we?
[06:06] * Chickencha dies.
[06:06] Rinoabella: wow, Evan is there something you should be telling me about? :P
[06:06] "Anonymous PR-person": And make it snappy, we must get ready for the set of "Chickencha takes Arkansas."
[06:07] Rinoabella: you know what? There was actually a tornado in new zealand the other day, which is really rare
[06:08] Chickencha: Hmmm, that is odd.
[06:08] "Anonymous PR-person": Whoo... Tornados... We must get on of those, right, Chicken?
[06:08] "Anonymous PR-person": I can see the spotlights... "Chickencha's Tornado."
[06:08] Chickencha: That's not a euphemism, is it?
[06:09] Rinoabella: hahha "Anonymous PR-person"
[06:09] "Anonymous PR-person": What's and euphemism? Can we use one?
[06:09] Chickencha: Hmmm...probably not.
[06:09] "Anonymous PR-person": Like, is it made of stone instead of the rubber usual ones? You know you always break those on the set, and it's SOOO embarrasing.
[06:10] "Anonymous PR-person": Yeah, the pharmaceut's are really skinning us alive, too. We don't have the money!
[06:10] Rinoabella: O_o
[06:10] "Anonymous PR-person": We need that money, Chickencha! How could we then make movies like we used to...
[06:11] Rinoabella: Can I be in the movie too?
[06:11] Rinoabella: pleeeeeease?
[06:11] "Anonymous PR-person": *sniff*... Do you remember, your first film? "The Night of The Living Virgins"?
[06:11] "Anonymous PR-person": Why, hon... Sure you can... If you can take it.
[06:12] "Anonymous PR-person": There's a lot of pressure in the business now-a-days, especially for the girls, because of Chickencha.
[06:12] "Anonymous PR-person": Not a lot of them can take him. It. I meant it.
[06:12] "Anonymous PR-person": Oh, you know what I mean!
[06:13] Rinoabella: what are you trying to say?
[06:13] Chickencha: o_O
[06:13] Chickencha: That's all I have to say.
[06:14] Rinoabella: umm
[06:14] Rinoabella: I wouldn't know...I just wanna be in your movie, so make a movie already! :P
[06:14] Chickencha: Good answer. :P
[06:14] "Anonymous PR-person": OK. Ready, set, go, some action here, people!
[06:15] Rinoabella: am i on?
[06:15] Rinoabella: have we started?
[06:15] * "Anonymous PR-person" puts the camera on, and leaves Chickencha and Rinoabella in the room all by themselves.
[06:15] *** Quits: "Anonymous PR-person" (***********) (Leaving:--- )
[06:15] Chickencha: Well, this is awkward...
[06:16] Rinoabella: ok, some how I get the feeling that "Anonymous PR-person" was just playing this from the start O_o

No, Just No, Nait.

[Linus]

Josh Suth: Oops. I accidentally set the banner as my wallpaper.
Nyke500: lol?
Josh Suth: No. The correct answer was "Heh."
Nyke500: Bah. Heh is overused. xD
Nyke500: Kinda like "xD"
Josh Suth: So is lol.
Nyke500: lol. yeah xD
Josh Suth: Heh.

[Shoeberto]

<font color="#009999">
LezrdValeth: Come on, Stu. The bed's all ready. *sits on your lap and does a tease then jumps on bed*
LezrdValeth: You're not gonna post this, are you?

>=D

[angel]

remember this one :


Angel> matt are you gay ?
Matt> yes

[Umi Butterfly]

*** Ashley|Dinner is now known as Ashley
*** Chickencha is now known as Chicken|Dinner
<Chicken|Dinner> How ironic. :P


And mildly amusing... Right Evan? ^_~

Edit: Had to because no one else posted. i.i

Bella_The_Soul_Healer> But, I have to hit the sack. :(
Sephex> Me too..................................
* BOU hits Bella's sack

[Sakura Yume]

Sephex: I am married?!?! My girlfreind is going to kill me!!!!!!!!1
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR gets hitched to Shadows too
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR: Sephex, she can come too :)
* Ally hugs everyone.
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR gets hitched to Sephex's girlfriend
Sephex: lol
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR: We can all be happy polygamists here

[Umi Butterfly]

*Matt slides into Ashley


@_@ That was the funniest ooc action I have ever experienced.

[BlkKnight]

Filtered for appropriateness

[12:43] < Matt> hooray, Jeff!
[12:43] < Matt> :P
[12:43] < Ashley> Welcome back Jeffy. =X
[12:43] < Matt> omg
[12:44] * Matt runs away
[12:44] < BlkKnight> lol
[12:44] < Matt> you called him Jeffy
[12:44] < Mikzers> Hi Blk.
[12:44] < BlkKnight> Hi Mik
[12:44] < Matt> [09:32] < BlkKnight> Matt, the only person who ever called me by that was my grandmother...please don't use that
[12:44] < Ashley> =^^=;;
[12:45] < Ashley> [09:32] < BlkKnight> Matt, the only person who ever called me by that was my grandmother and Ashley ...please don't use that
[12:45] < Ashley> ...I don't know what you're talkinf about.. u.u
[12:45] < Matt> wha...?

[Maya]

<img src=http://angelmayakins.homestead.com/files/RinoaWings.gif><font size=2 face="Calisto MT" color="#FB69DA">Smokie: Who's that chick with the big big nose? O_o
Maya:Barbara Streisand
Smokie: Fuuuck! You could have sex with that nose! O_O

[BlkKnight]

pactac_2000: Right now I'm working on my "long awaited", and to some "highly anticipated" RPG sequel
tvrfan007: Coolness
pactac_2000: I just want to get this thing done now
tvrfan007: I might try making one xD
tvrfan007: It would probably have a gratuitous sex scene in somewhere xD
pactac_2000: lol...so much for rated E
tvrfan007: Yeah man, i'm going for R
pactac_2000: not many of those out there
tvrfan007: An R-PG after all xD
pactac_2000: ah, and that works for a PG rated one too
tvrfan007: XD

[Belladonna Knight]

* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR wants to write something not depressing... a Maria Balthasar lemon. But it would probably have a sad ending. :(

BOU> yeah, like Fei and Bart go to jail

~Belladonna

[Linus]

I apologize profusely for the chat log.

sonic> Linus..
sonic> i jus got here and im being told to leave
Wyllius> THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS !
David> *gasps*
sonic> believe me...i really dont wanna be enemys
sonic> yes
sonic> *gasps also*
Wyllius> He was supposed to send you E-mails before you came online
sonic> huh?
Linus> I did, Wyll.
sonic> email?
Linus> He never checked them, obviously.
*** Scottie has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Wyllius> Good
sonic> me>
sonic> ??
Linus> We're having maintenance done soon. I'm here to warn everyone to leave.
sonic> ....
sonic> so why aint everyone else leaving?
Linus> They're stubborn bastards. **Points at Wyll.**
Wyllius> I'm a mod and as such have to supervise the server shift
sonic> i dont belive you
Wyllius> Chick, Matt & Rag are ops and deal with it
sonic> im satying
sonic> stayin
Linus> Why would Wyllius lie about it? He's a mod.
sonic> ....ill do it when everyone else does it
Linus> Seriously, if your mIRC is running when they shift, your software can be damaged.
* Master_Vivi_Away concurs with Linus
sonic> ill be the last one to leave
Linus> Give me your AIM and I'll alert you when it's safe to come back on.
sonic> im ot on mirc?
sonic> i dont have it
sonic> i dont have aim
sonic> i have msn
*** Mikzers has joined #eoff
sonic> okay
Linus> Well, then I can't contact you.
Linus> Mik, you've got to go.
sonic> yes
sonic> go
Mikzers> *s3x0rs Linus*
*** Zephy is now known as Zephy|NA
Linus> We're shifting the servers very soon.
sonic> so..
Linus> If your chat is running, it can damage your software.
Wyllius> WE R SIEDWAYZ
sonic> I dont have mirc
sonic> i run on java
Linus> It can't hurt your computer.
Kalen|Away> Mikael!
Linus> Not just the program.
Mikzers> Boo Kalen! *stabStab*
sonic> okay
Kalen|Away> OIf.
sonic> if i really must go...
sonic> .....idont know if imbeing tricked to leave
David> w00t! I mean...yes, that would be the proper course of action
sonic> or if its the real deal
Linus> It's real.
sonic> cmon you guys
sonic> tell teh truth
Linus> Scott got off to prepare for it.
sonic> .....
sonic> so hwy aint everyone else leaving?
sonic> tell them to go to
David> Cause this isn't my comp XD
sonic> ...
sonic> damn..
sonic> well....
Linus> I already told them.
sonic> ill go now
Linus> Most of them are idle.
sonic> BUT I SWEAR IF IM BEIG LIED TO.....
sonic> .....
Linus> You're not.
Linus> Ask Wyll.
sonic> wyll>?
sonic> hes a joker
Wyllius> I AM SIEDWAYZ
sonic> he wont be serious
Linus> Well, he's the only unidle mod.
sonic> you see?
sonic> well....
Wyllius> Meh
Linus> The servers are shifting soon.
sonic> damn il go now
sonic> bye
Linus> Bye.
*** sonic has left #eoff
David> 3
David> 2
David> 1
Linus> YES
Linus> PARTY
Linus> WOOHOO
David> Wow, he didn't come back yet
Linus> DANCE DANCE DANCE
Mikzers> I didn't have to sacrifice then
Wyllius> Evailishness

[Mikztsu]

Just random discussion about Rafael's arse, and some other junk.



Kalen|Away> ARSE-MAN!
Chickencha> Josh, you did the quote wrong, you freak.
* Master_Vivi_Away arses Kal
Kalen|Away> Oif.
Wyllius> I'll freakin' well go over to Paris and hunt you down Raffles !
Wyllius> "I'm looking for Raffles, oh for God's sake speak English!"
Master_Vivi_Away> lol
Chickencha> They probably wouldn't understand you even if they DID speak English.
Master_Vivi_Away> indeed
Wyllius> That's not the point
Wyllius> My hat and suit would lead the way
*** Master_Vivi_Away is now known as Master_Vivi
* Master_Vivi is Back [2Back from:12 Away] Gone for 3hrs 57mins 29secs
Linus> I fix0red it, Chach.
* Mikzers looks at Vivi's arse ( =D~~~~~~~~~ )
Chickencha> Good w0rx0r, Linus.
Wyllius> Ewwww
Kalen|Away> Yeah, When I talked to you, I couldn't understand you. Ya mumbling Scot. :P
Wyllius> I do not mumble
* Master_Vivi points to the "0wned" sign on it
Kalen|Away> Yes you do.
Wyllius> I just talk to myself miliseconds before I talk to other people
Wyllius> You can't talk miss "I'm shy"
Linus> Uhh, my first post isn't deleting.
Linus> CURSES
Wyllius> Someone call me
Wyllius> ?
* Master_Vivi calls Wyll by his nickname
Linus> Yay, there we go.
* Mikzers notices 0wn0red sing at it
Wyllius> Someone just call me God there?
Master_Vivi> :D
Wyllius> Oh it was Raffles xD
* Mikzers sings "I wanna own y00ps arse, Raffis" song.
Kalen|Away> Every person who calls me, quickly finds out that I'm very boring to talk to on the phone.
* Wyllius backs off from Mik's Homosexual songs
Wyllius> That sounds like an Album
Mikzers> It's not sexual, I just wanna eat it!
Wyllius> "Mik's Homosexual Songs" - The Ultimate edition
Kalen|Away> Hehehe..
Mikzers> Food songs.=D~~~~
* Master_Vivi warns Mik about the danger of attempting to eat my arse
Kalen|Away> *whipes up drool*
David> O_o
Mikzers> ~HehhEHEhe
Master_Vivi> And I know that Cha will agree on this
Linus> Gee golly that was fun.
Wyllius> Phoenix am owner, smite am goal
Master_Vivi> hehehe
Mikzers> :0((
Chickencha> I will agree on this? Raf, you trying to imply something? o_O
Mikzers> *_;
* Wyllius resumes listening to a song about a hat
* Master_Vivi smites Wyll AND mik
Mikzers> *laughs*
* Wyllius Deaths Master_Vivi
Wyllius> Quiet Phoenix's Bitch
Wyllius> xD
* David would whip Raf, but Phoenix beat him to it XD
Wyllius> xD
Kalen|Away> Vivi's girl can be scary. ;-) But she's kew'
Mikzers> I'm gonna quote that arse convo Vivi.
Master_Vivi> On the fact that trying to break into Phoenix's property is dangerous

[Nikki]

As I was reading som threads I can across this :

"Up and down and up and down and you get paid. Yay."

Yes, Linus, We know what you want to be when you grow up. >_<

[Ally]

TheAlly> The Matt is The Ally's sister!
TheAlly> Err
TheAlly> *dies*

Heh. :D

[Linus]

Good one, Nikki.

That folks, is definitely OUT of context. =D

[Rydia of Mist]

loony_bob: *still can't believe Chicky has a street-number in the ten-thousands*
rydiofmist_ff: That's another of the things you wrote about.
loony_bob: O_O freaky...
loony_bob: As you may tell, my memory SUCKS.
loony_bob: ...actually, no, it doesn't suck. It doesn't have a mouth at all. Never mind.

* Rydia_of_Mist hugs Matt and squishes him all up.
* Matt feels all warm and gooey
* Rydia_of_Mist takes the Gooey Matt and spreads him on toast.
* Matt is on toast

[DK]

My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
I thought you kinda looked like that
ViperRT/10 says:
heh
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
cept my mental image you had a shaved head O_O
ViperRT/10 says:
What? Cute and outrageously sexy?
ViperRT/10 says:
.er..no
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
Maybe in Jo's mind yes
ViperRT/10 says:
hehe
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
i don't think i'll be calling you Cute and outrageously sexy anytime soon
ViperRT/10 says:
aw.. Too bad xD
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
eheh
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
hmmm
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
scratch that
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
*uses it*
ViperRT/10 says:
O_o
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
Jokingly
ViperRT/10 says:
Down boy xD
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
sorry, i can't help myself
ViperRT/10 says:
Who couldn't?
My mom got arrested for drink driving. says:
Ummm....don't ask me questions i can't answer
ViperRT/10 says:
lol

[ChibiRinoa]

* Kildarre throws a tiny rock at Wyl.
*** BlkKnight|away is now known as BlkKnight
< Beowulf > WB
< Beowulf > BrB
*** Wyllius has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)


*fear* :whoa:

[Loony BoB]

Loony_BoB: Meanybum.
Kalenisis: My bum is mean?
Kalenisis: *spanks herself* Bad bum!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

* Chickencha is reminded of something a kid once said to try and insult him in 4th grade.
<<b></b>Chickencha<b></b>> He said "Your mom doesn't have a dick!" He was dead serious and trying to insult me, and I just about died laughing.

[angel]

this one is nice


:)

[9:38am]«@ Del_Snizz» Yeah, you have to do some insertin' every now and then.






another day :


[8:01pm] «@ Rydia_of_Mist» Yes.
[8:01pm] « Ashley » Yes.
[8:01pm] «Angel» yes ....
[8:01pm] «@ Rydia_of_Mist» YES!!!

[Mikztsu]

Fun fun which happened this morning. (poor Angel took it so seriously =P)


<B>Kishi Edit:</b> Holy cats, Mik. What did the woman say?
Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
However, try to keep them fairly short. Nobody really likes reading through piles and piles of chatlog. Seriously.Yeah, that was it.

Anyone who wants to read Mik's hellaciously long "quote" can do so <a href="http://kayarco2.hypermart.net/mikwote.txt">here</a>.

[bossker]

Good 'ol Ramon was on his way to bed, when Bossker felt a little frisky....


* Bossker|AWAY taps Wasubu on the ass, "Dream of me, oui?"
* Bossker|AWAY winks
* Wasubu Faints
< Wasubu> You're a good ass-tapper
< Wasubu> ;)
* Wasubu Inches his face close to Bosskers
* Bossker frenches Ramon
* Wasubu Hails the ground
< Wasubu> I love you too Bossker :D
< Wasubu> Well that makes me fell warm and fuzzy
< Bossker> Wasubu, are you a moron in a cage?
< Wasubu> No.
<Wasubu> o_O
< Bossker> Moron on the loose! MORON ON THE LOOSE!
< Bossker> Your the styoopidest BASTARD i've evah met!
< Bossker> You are the weakest link. Goodbye!


*Note- My last few quotes are copyright of Sat. Night Live, a bloody great T.V. show. :D

[BlkKnight]

[15:54] * Master_Vivi slaughters Wyll
[15:54] < Master_Vivi> Who said that ?
[15:55] * Lord-of-Homework is just over 2 feet high.
[15:55] * Master_Vivi grabs his spear
[15:55] * Wyllius grabs his Sword
[15:55] * Lord-of-Homework grabs his books.
[15:55] < Master_Vivi> En Garde!
[15:55] * Master_Vivi takes a defensive position
[15:55] < Lord-of-Homework> En who was the first Australian Prime Minister!?
[15:56] < Lord-of-Homework> -Arde.
[15:56] < Wyllius> Jimbob
[15:56] < Rydia_of_Mist> Billy-bub.
[15:56] < Lord-of-Homework> You rang?
[15:56] < Lord-of-Homework> Billy-Sue.
[15:57] < Master_Vivi> Loony BoB ?
[15:57] < Wyllius> Luuny Boob

[Daryl]

*conveniently cuts out text unnecessary to the quote*


* Wyllius makes Daryl believe that Lavos is being marketed as a toilet cleaner
Daryl> Oh, my!
* Daryl purchases some Lavos on the Home Shopping Channel
Daryl> it'll make my toilet stay cleaner, for longer!
Wyllius> It'll drain those Toilet Powers !
Wyllius> The Immortal Toilet Cleaner !
Daryl> w00t!



...so, kids, buy your Lavos today! *flees*

[Loony BoB]

Originally posted by BlkKnight

[15:57] < Wyllius> Luuny Boob

*reminds Wyllius he's going to introduce him to a certain someone who might tickled his fancy... xD*

[Mikztsu]

Kalen managed to freak me out again.

We talked about her upcoming trip to Texas


Mikztsu1: What are ya doing there?
Kalenisis: HEHehHehe.

[Beowulf]

just a random quote from Lunar 2:

Guy: Why do all the girls run when I do it?

ruby: Hasnt it occured to you that leaking a lizard in public might be a little disgusting?!?

[Agent Proto]

<font color="61BACC">bassyrs: *sings loudly* there's NO business like SHOW business!
proto3k: There's a NEW business, and it's a SHOE business....

Ashley> I JUST got in her like 5 minutes ago. ^_~ I'm on Jasc.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<b>"I'll have an anarchy burger. Hold the government."</b> ~IGN64skanker

[eestlinc]

the perils of being a nerd...

XBassyRS: then yeah it'd be a waste of space class i'm sure
XBassyRS: ...wow, that sentence was lacking punctuation.
eestlinc: no, it had two apostrophes!
eestlinc: ' : acknowledge me, I am punctuation too!!
XBassyRS: hehehehe
XBassyRS: okay okay
XBassyRS: besides those =P
eestlinc: well yes, it could have used some floor-based punctuation as well.

[Agent Proto]

<font color="61BACC"><i>Earlier during chat...</i>
SitaLaLaLand> how big is it Nimrod?

<i>Later...</i>
Nimrod> Not big at all.

[Rydia of Mist]

<B>Britt Magi:</B> *swings back forth, singing "Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir!!"*
I agree wholeheartedly. Unlike Britney, she can actually sing. xD
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> And if you listen to that song, she has the most powerful voice of the bunch! Pink is actually pretty wussy. xDD
<B>Britt Magi:</B> She does. xD She's really the only one I can easily make out. xD
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> What's that, Britt? "Christina Aguilera"? "Make out"? Is this some sort of Freudian thing? xDDD
<B>Britt Magi:</B> Oh, God. xDDDD *kick*
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> *copious amounts of laughter*
<B>Britt Magi:</B> *ahem* She's really the only one I can easily hear. >=PPP xD

[Shoeberto]

<font color="#009999">
Alixsar: Yeah, that's because a "scooby snack" is hippy talk for "marijuana in brownie form"

[m4tt]

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1"> * Ashley tackles Matt and beats him with her virginity.

Nice..

[Sita Atis]

* Mikzers can't love Nait anymore.:(
Ashi> No! You can't not love Nait.
Ashi> You have to love Nait. *Forces Mik to love Nait again*.
Mikzers> No, I ment sexually...
Ashi> So did I.

[Nait]

< Proto> O_o Proto-blow-up-doll?
< Proto> For medical purposes?

[Agent Proto]

Nait> Ah, go have fun with this Proto-blow-up-doll I bought... For medical purposes, just for you.

* Nait hands over Proto to Sita.

Nait> Now, take the blow-up-doll Proto, it's quite heavy for a lot of hot air.
* Sita giggles
* Sita starts blowing proto.

[m4tt]

Originally posted by Naitsirk
I was once sex0red by Sita. Does that meet the requirements?

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Nait cracks me up :p

[Mikztsu]

Nait cracks me up too.:D






* Wyll-Telly is back
Mikzers> I'll telly you !
Wyll-Telly> You shalnt !
Mikzers> You are not welcome here anymore!
Wyll-Telly> That, is why I'm here

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

doc_wyllius: Don't get inside me
doc_wyllius: It's like Disneyland, but with less Pregnant Mothers
kawaii_ryukishi: Disneyland closed yesterday. ;_;
doc_wyllius: I'm always closed too.
kawaii_ryukishi: I think they opened again today.
doc_wyllius: Ah good.
doc_wyllius: Dumbo Ride for all.
kawaii_ryukishi: Laser tunnel. *rocks out*
doc_wyllius: DUMBO!
kawaii_ryukishi: ...Dumbo. *rawks out*
doc_wyllius: More Hip Gyration is needed.
kawaii_ryukishi: Like this? *raaawks out*
doc_wyllius: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
doc_wyllius: *Takes a photo shoot*

[angel]

[Ashley] Yea.. I thought that'd tickle you're funny boner.

[Daryl]

Neel|apush> Oh yeah... where's my crotch?

[eestlinc]

Frieza> my brother is as big as a buffalo so he couldn't be buffalo wings

* eestlinc sets off the "two uses of buffalo in one sentence" alarm

I think this needs no explanation...

[CloudDragon]

* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR makes out with Shadows.
CloudDragon-heh
CloudDragon- thats interesting
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR- More like "fun."
CloudDragon- yeah
* DreamCatcher makes out with Bella?
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR- Yes, yes, but with more spirit!
CloudDragon- hahah
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR makes out something dirty rotten with Shadows.
CloudDragon- ooo
CloudDragon- its getting HOT on here
CloudDragon- in*
DreamCatcher- rotten and dirty?
DreamCatcher- meh.
* DreamCatcher adds spirit
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR- Oh yes, rotten and dirty!
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR likes it rotten and dirty!
DreamCatcher- great...
CloudDragon- haha
* DreamCatcher throws Bella into some mud
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR- ...
CloudDragon- great...
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR cries.
DreamCatcher- you wanted dirty...
* DreamCatcher jumps in after you
CloudDragon- yeah
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR- Oooh!
CloudDragon- its true
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR wrestles playfully with Shadows
CloudDragon- hmmm
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR- Aw, you're right, our clothes'll get all dirty...
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR takes them off.
* Silverlocke watches.
DreamCatcher- 0.0;
CloudDragon- ahhhh
DreamCatcher- erm...
* CloudDragon films
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR- You too, Shadows! You don't want to get your clothes all dirty, do you?
* DreamCatcher buries herself in the mud
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR warns CloudDragon that she'd better get a copy when this is over


Intresting conversation. Sorry for it being long

[krissy]

Trigun quotes. Gotta love 'em.


"Why doesn't anything NICE ever follow you?!"
"It's a real drag, isn't it?"
- Meryl and Vash


"Now I know why the short haired girl is so pissed off at you all the time!"
- Wolfwood to Vash after falling into a pit in the middle of a desert. ^^


"You got us into this, do something!!"
"You fell in all by yourself!"
"You're the outlaw!"
"What's that got to do with anything!?"
- Same pit, but now they're being chased by a flock of angry robots. (Wolfwood began)


"I'd much rather lead an uneventful life if I could."
"You couldn't if you tried."
- Vash and Wolfwood


"Playing cool, are you? You've got some rocks, mister! Say something, you show-off!"
"...May I have another fork?"
- 'Nother random baddie and Legato's response. ::falls over:: Omigod, you've got to actually hear this one, it's WONDERFUL. ::twitch::


"If I was so inclined, I could have killed you three times."
- Dominique. How wicked is that?

"Well, if I was so inclined, during this conversation... I could have groped you five times!"
- Vash. ^o^


"You're unpredictable. I like unpredictable men."
"Me, unpredictable?? I'm not the one teleporting all over the damned place!"
- Domi-chan and Vash.


"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"
- ...who else?


"The cornered mouse will attack the cat!"
"But the cat is wise to the mouse's game. The mouse seeks death in order to escape the pain."
- Chapel and Knives

[Addict]

* Kawaii_Ryuukishi is a F-14 Tomcat*....
...Kawaii_Ryuukishi: Wait...did I say "F-14 Tomcat"?
Kawaii_Ryuukishi: What I meant was, "delicious Fruit Pie".
Addict: no coment

[Halan]

Wyllius> But Halan Loves MattFlakes ¬!
* Wyllius puts Halan in some form of 1920's home with a bowl of MattFlakes
Halan> MattFlakes? mmm, sounds yummy
Pureghetto> sounds scary
Wyllius> It's loaded with Kolekisms
Wyllius> Vitamin MK
Wyllius> Unfortunatly we only have 55 Packs of it
Wyllius> It's regretable that 1 Matt can only be killed to make 55 Boxes of MattFlakes
Wyllius> We should have listened to Bob and had him breed them kill him for the Flakes to prolong the ad campaign
Wyllius> Oh yes, that's your purpose Bonnie
Wyllius> Make more Matt so I can grow rich from MattFlakes
Halan> Alright Wyllius, i'll get to it
Wyllius> Good.
Wyllius> And remember, if he asks why "Because Wyll said so"
Wyllius> If he pops into chat one night and kisses me on the head then I'll suss out the rest myself
* Halan has got a lot of work to do then, if she is going to feed the world with mattflakes
Wyllius> Yup
Wyllius> I expect this trip of his to not leave a bedroom.
Wyllius> Infact fly out with him to his house then come back on the same flight for extra Flakes for China
Pureghetto> why are people who are not here being picked on?
Halan> China...I can't feed all of China!
Wyllius> You can and will !
Pureghetto> u better!
Pureghetto> if china didn't sell any of its natural food resources overseas
Pureghetto> they could feed the country
Wyllius> At best estimates you'll be responsible for keeping 63% of the world in MattFlakes Bonnie !
*** Zephy is now known as Zephy|RO
*** Tovart is now known as Tovart|RO
*** Wyllius is now known as WyllRO
*** WyllRO is now known as Wyll|RO
Wyll|RO> I'm part of thier elite group xD
*** Wyll|RO is now known as Wyllius
Halan> Sure you are
Wyllius> Less talk more Matt making Bonnie
Wyllius> When be he going over there ?
Halan> uh, he's supposed to be here Thursday
Wyllius> Groovy, remember the plan then.
Halan> *writes it down*
BOU> *erases it*
Wyllius> And remember that he can thank me xD
Halan> I shall not fail you! *salutes*
Halan> *pokes self in eye* ow
Wyllius> Excellent Agent BonBon !
* Wyllius salutes and accidentally hurts BOU
BOU> yurg

o_O

[Wyllius]

Matt> * Matt is HUGE
Halan> I have webcam pics!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

kawaii_ryukishi: Lazy Mexican.
teaf00l: That can be shortened to just "Mexican."

teaf00l: *feels a cop*

[Seifer]

sonic> i am very special

[CloudDragon]

sonic>-They're all calling me a lazbo(not a typo by me)

[Seifer]

<B>EDIT BY RYDIA: Criminy, Seifer! What did I say in the first post about putting up HUGE chat logs?

NEW RULE: Huge chat logs must be posted as links to a separate .txt or .html file.

This one can be found <A HREF="http://villagemist.hypermart.net/seiferquote.html">here.</A>

[angel]

lethalgaro =sonic

i had some trouble with him before
[/off topic]


catie> i love you
^^thats sonic 2

[Shoeberto]

<font color="#009999">
Ultimate_Sandwhich>sonic, no 12 year olds are allowed in chat.
Justanotherguy>But US, I'm 12.
Ultimate Sandwhich>No 12 year olds besides for Zell.

[ChibiRinoa]

* Seifer doesn't have nuts that big.


0.0

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

good I hate sonic... anyway, I think I'll quote myself as I often do...

Ultimate_Sandwich> I had to spank something, it's ok.
......................................................................................

Ultimate_Sandwich> FREE SANDWICH SEX!

[Daryl]

Sandwich|Smacking-in-face> can you tell I'm bored?
Daryl|Posting> No.
* Sandwich|Smacking-in-face smacks sarcasm out of daryl
Daryl|Posting> That'd take a lot of smacking.
* Sandwich|Smacking-in-face winds up smacking hand
Sandwich|Smacking-in-face> quote those last 3 lines, they're funny


...I even gave you bonus lines, US.

[Agent Proto]

proto3k (9:40:28pm) : Still there though?
umi_butterfly (9:41:44pm) : Just got back. *Sips up pants* ^.^ [Potty break.]

[JoelN]

Daryl - I'm a nice person, when I'm not a bitch

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Criminy, Seifer! What did I say in the first post about putting up HUGE chat logs?

did somebody actually use the word "criminy"?

[Sakura Yume]

CloudDragon> wait a sex

Del_Snizz> No. There's nothing on Earth I love more than your shouting. I live to hear your shrill cry piercing the night air.

[angel]

* Del_Snizz comes?
CloudDragon> thats spelled cum

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

teaf00l: Know any cute chicks that go for nerdy guys and are named Catherine?
kawaii_ryukishi: I killed them all. They're now pickled and spread across many small jars.
teaf00l: I know that's a joke...I <i>think</i> that's a joke...*hopes that's a joke*

kawaii_ryukishi: The fluid in which I pickled them is orange. Do you like orange, BOU?
teaf00l: I used to...
kawaii_ryukishi: Did orange...did orange ever hurt you, BOU?
teaf00l: It called me names...
kawaii_ryukishi: What kind of names, BOU?
kawaii_ryukishi: ...He called you "Fattie," didn't he? And "Knob-gobbler"? And "Ass penguin"?
teaf00l: *cries* NO NO IT'S ALL LIES!!
kawaii_ryukishi: BOU...did orange ever touch you?
teaf00l: NOOOO!!!! *covers ears and runs out of the room*

[Agent Proto]

Nait> Be haunted! Get a new personality!
Nait> Scare your friends with our new, Lil Excorsist's Kit!(Spirits now included)
Basket> wow, what a deal!

[Nait]

Now this...



There are no topics for this forum. You can post one.

...Cracks <i>me</i> up.

[Shattered Chest]

Broken Mangel. :"Y mi novio y querido es Isaac."

Funny, eh?

[Broken Mangel]

<font size="1" color="deeppink">

Originally posted by yuffie de leonhart
Broken Mangel. :"Y mi novio y querido es Isaac."

Funny, eh?

Eh eh.

What reeeaaally cracks me up though, is when people say "cracks me up", it sounds so pathetic, miserable and stupido, that it makes me laugh...the tears of misery and stupidoness.
</font>

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

kawaii_ryukishi: Do it for the children...
chickencha: What about Ronald Reagan?
kawaii_ryukishi: Or with the children...whichever...oh, yeah...
chickencha: Oh...wait...that sounds really bad now that you've added that on...

[Sakura Yume]

DreamCatcher> you're being surprisingly nice lately
Del_Snizz> I am? I'll try to stop, I swear.

then later on:

DreamCatcher> what are you interested in?
Del_Snizz> ACTION shrugs.
DreamCatcher> ...
Del_Snizz> What? I have a passion for shrugging!

[Nait]

<big>PROTO QUOTES!</big>

< Proto> You took a picture of your nose. :p

*** Proto is now known as Squally_Leonharty

< Proto> Yes

< Proto> I don't think she did. :P

< Proto> Well, that's great to know. :P

< Proto> heh. You can't quote me.
* Proto makes an unfunny comment.


He <big>cracks me up, people!</big>

* Proto has the urge to call Nait Krissy.
* Wyllius reminds Proto that he's in a state of War.

< Proto>Wyllius and I and the elite speshulists.

< Proto>I've done nothing!

< Proto>Oh no, more Proto Quotes?

< Proto>More and More!
< Proto>Soon enough, you'll have more of me to share!

[Agent Proto]

< Wyllius> The answer is 6

< Proto> What is 3 + 3?
< Basket> 2
< Master_Vivi> sex?

[Endless]

*giggles*


Well, here's one:

"France is the largest country in Europe! It covers about 2/3 of Europe." ~ Phoenix

EDIT: *adds another one*


< Halan > I'm meeting Matt in 3 hours, anything you want me to tell him? or do to him?

< CloudDragon > tell him...gau!!!!!!!

< Master_Vivi > Lick him and yell "Uwhahuuu!!"

< Wyllius > That's a bedroom thing Raffles.

[CloudDragon]

Z_doble_Z> will someone 69 me plz
Hsu-Essay_writing> I think 'Kishi could do the job.
Z_doble_Z> is she hot?

[Awrini]

*laughs Hysterically*

[Shoeberto]

<font color="#009999">
I had so much fun with that newbie tonight in chat xD

[Sakura Yume]

Ultimate_Sandwich> nono, I will naver have to calculate the tangent of a circle in line at the grocery store...
starpulse_thinking_about_andrew> worker, waiter, janitor....
Neel> Haha, that's a cool word!
* Neel likes the word opiate*
Del_Snizz> Sure you will. Everyone loves tangents.



Del_Snizz> Of course he has a point, but I ignore everyone.
TamTam> do you just...
Del_Snizz> I don't think I just. Do you just?
TamTam> yes I do just
Del_Snizz> How is all that justing working out for you?
TamTam> ok, I just justed then see?

[Mikztsu]

*** Ghostie is now known as Ghostraper
Sita> this is my first time.. *cries*
*** Crunchy-Beverage is now known as Beverage-Raper
Sita> never never never again!
Wyllius> Lemme Guess, Poor Student
Ghostraper> Hmm..You CAN rape Beverage?
Beverage-Raper> I don't know.
Wyllius> I would send you money to help you buy them, but I like the idea of a far away non-seeing Sita
Ghostraper> Or are you Beverage which rapes?
Beverage-Raper> Both.
Ghostraper> Ah...
* Beverage-Raper molests a can of coke.
Ghostraper> Funky?

[Shoeberto]

<font color="#009999">
ZellD0: *unmasks you, Scooby Doo-style* Hey, it's Kishi!
Lezrd Valeth: Oh no, that's just another mask.
ZellD0: *unmasks you..again* It's Sean!
Lezrd Valeth: No, that's just his skin.
Lezrd Valeth: I'm. . .I'm. . .
Lezrd Valeth: Dr. UNNE!
Lezrd Valeth: DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!
ZellD0: Wait, it's another mask!
ZellD0: *unmasks* It's me!
Lezrd Valeth: XD
Lezrd Valeth: Yeah, rather ugly too.
Lezrd Valeth: XD
ZellD0: So is yo mutha, and it seems to run in the family xD
Lezrd Valeth: No if it's your mask then you're talking about your mom. XD

ZellD0: ...look over there!
Lezrd Valeth: *looks*
ZellD0: *unmasks you* It's BOU!
Lezrd Valeth: Butt Over Under.
ZellD0: But the hair is a costume...it's Britt!
Lezrd Valeth: Yes, my blueness must have shown through.
ZellD0: *unmasks the final time* It's Eden! What a suprising outcome! xD
Lezrd Valeth: Where's Eden? He's cool I want his auotgraph!
ZellD0: Nah, he's just a poser. You want that handsome Zell 007's autograph.
Lezrd Valeth: No, he's ome lamer who like Stink 18shoe.
ZellD0: ...never heard of them. But that Eden guy listens to Stinkin Shark.
Lezrd Valeth: Well well Zell likes to Fling Poo with MS Paint.
Lezrd Valeth: Yeah well^
ZellD0: Eden attempts to molest children.
Lezrd Valeth: Zell attempts to molest pixels.
Lezrd Valeth: XD
ZellD0: Eden once tried to molest an empty Coca Cola bottle xD
Lezrd Valeth: Eden did.
Lezrd Valeth: Err Zell did.
Lezrd Valeth: ^^

[Rydia of Mist]

<B>kawaii_ryukishi:</B> Mäjken.
<B>rydiofmist_ff:</B> Kishi.
<B>kawaii_ryukishi:</B> Don't you try to seduce me.
<B>rydiofmist_ff:</B> 'Kay.
<B>kawaii_ryukishi:</B> That's better.
<B>rydiofmist_ff:</B> *curtsy*

[Daryl]

rydiofmist_ff (12:06:58am) : You fooking clone! xDDD
bassyrs (12:08:03am) : You know you love me
bassyrs (12:08:11am) : And I'm not sure I'M the clone! xD
rydiofmist_ff (12:09:13am) : Pfft!
bassyrs (12:09:23am) : *laughs*
rydiofmist_ff (12:09:31am) : When is your birthday?
bassyrs (12:09:34am) : I like my theory better than the clone theory. We were seperated at birth
bassyrs (12:09:43am) : February 28, 1982.
rydiofmist_ff (12:09:48am) : HAH!
rydiofmist_ff (12:09:51am) : You're the clone!
rydiofmist_ff (12:09:56am) : Feb. 26, 1982!
rydiofmist_ff (12:09:59am) : *16
bassyrs (12:10:22am) : oh my god that's freaky that it is so close to the same date o_O
rydiofmist_ff (12:10:27am) : I KNOW!
rydiofmist_ff (12:10:42am) : I'm scared, Becky!

~~

Mäjken and I were discussing how we're so much alike, that it seems either one of us is a clone of the other, or we're twins. We took that a step further, and started acting as if we were basically one and the same.

I've highlighted some times for your convenience, to fully appreciate why we freaked each other out this time.


rydiofmist_ff (12:34:06am) : *slaps her own wrist*
bassyrs (12:34:21am) : *slaps your own wrist, too*
rydiofmist_ff (12:37:12am) : Was that mine or yours?
bassyrs (12:37:34am) : I've lost track...
bassyrs (12:37:52am) : This is getting too reminiscent of the whole Del Snizz/Chickencha thing... only cooler.
rydiofmist_ff (12:37:55am) : I can see how Chickencha and Del Snizz get so confused.
rydiofmist_ff (12:37:56am) : o_O
rydiofmist_ff (12:38:06am) : *shriek*
bassyrs (12:38:06am) : O_o
bassyrs (12:38:33am) : *much fear*

EDIT: I just realized I had double posted. Meh.

[Mikztsu]

Okay, I had this little weird Ghostraper conversation with Alana (Ariel in EoFF) yesterday.

Well, our conversations are always kind of freaky, but this one is one of the funniest convo's I've ever had.

She tries to make me think that <b>me</b>, Mik, am Ghostraper's victim, although I'm Ghostraper myself. Therefore she claims that I (Ghostraper) rape Mik.


It's was not too long convo, but I'll link it anyways:

http://mikztsu.homestead.com/files/Ghosttext.txt

[Nait]

I witnessed Wyll's true self. The nice self, that is.

< Wyllius> That Il Presidente one is groovy
< Nait> It's only a draw-on.
< Nait> Anyone could do it.
< Wyllius> Nah, 'tis kewl
< Nait> Thank you, then.

[Rydia of Mist]

<B>RABTHEREF:</B> Ah, Majcky
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Ah, Matsie-poopoo.
<B>RABTHEREF:</B> Bah.
<B>Rydia of Mist:</B> Heh heh.

[Pancaek]

These are Brian's and my views on "normal" people. I don't know if you'll find this amusing, but I did.

Chwombat: TSW didn't do very well over here, but I hear it's doing pretty well in Japan.
KewlSkye: That's good for them. ^^ I wonder why people here don't like it?
Chwombat: Maybe it's just the anti-videogame attitude everyone has.
KewlSkye: Anti-videogame attitude? Everyone? *thinks* Oh... <i>those</i> people. The ones who have social lives. *kicks them*
Chwombat: Yeah. "I'm not going to see TSW. That's for nerds! *goes outside and runs around*".

[Agent Proto]

proto3k: *gives Kishi an Interview* I just noted that you are going against Bleys in the upcoming round of the Best Screen Name Final Four, would you kindly give me your views on your next opponent?
kawaii_ryukishi: Bleys took his name from a novel, I think. My pseudonym is more original and therefore better.
proto3k: Well, do you think that your name will make it through? It'll be tough. Bleys does have a popular name.
kawaii_ryukishi: Look, half the people voting are newbies who don't know a Thanos from a Skanker. If I lose, it'll be because of their misjudgement.
proto3k: And one final question, do you have any inspiring things to say to your fans if you happen to win this thing?
kawaii_ryukishi: We'll be serving free tentacle rape in room 417, and girls are pretty.
proto3k: Thank you, I'm sure your inspriration has reached the hearts of your many young fans hoping to meet you one day.
kawaii_ryukishi: Yeah, I'm sure they're creaming in their pants as we type.
proto3k: Yes, and screaming your name in ecstasy.

[Seifer]

Sarah> (Seifer wants Sarah's attention? Ooh....)
DreamCatcher> hehe!!
Seifer> It's okay. *patpats*
Sarah> lmao
DreamCatcher> psst Sarah, he likes anything female and moves
DreamCatcher> jk
Sarah> lmao
Seifer> Yes, that's true.
* Nimrod hides his dogs from Seifer.
DreamCatcher> lol
Seifer> Hey! >=O

[Blackmage]

*"Hey, that looks like a piece of fried chicken!!!" - Me
*"Let's go bounce some balls!" - Me

And I owe those to my insanity and my 4th period Advanced Honors Algebra 2 class.

In case you want clarification, the fried chicken line was talking about a sprite on a TI-83+ calc. game, and the balls line was about a project about exponential decay of bouncing...or something like that...

[Sita Atis]

Sita> so from now on, if I want a male to leave, I shall hug him.. would htat work?

* Sita hoggles Zell.
*** Zell has left #eoff

[Mikztsu]

Another oddish chat with Alana:



mikztsu2000: Been updating Journal?
mikztsu2000: *cracks a whip*
Ceridwyn23: I am now. =D
Ceridwyn23: No need for whip cracking.
mikztsu2000: *cracks anyways*
Ceridwyn23: *giggles*
Ceridwyn23: *tries to find whips adorable for a change*
mikztsu2000: Hmm...
mikztsu2000: I think idea of someone finding whip adorable is scaryish.
Ceridwyn23: *laughs*
Ceridwyn23: HeHeEEheee.....

[daisy_punky]

"Let me get this straight: your nose misfired."
"There's nothing like an empty bladder."
"I don't need deep breaths... I need a shotgun."

Things said while playing playstation games with my brother

[Sakura Yume]

weskers_girl> oooh floppy dicks

then:

Calliope> wb laggy
Sita> I'm going insane!!
Sita> INSANE I TELL YOOO
CloudDragon> hey
Ultimate_Sandwich> good
Ultimate_Sandwich> welcome to hell
*Frost_Dragon is already insane
Calliope> only just now sita?
Sita> hell? hell is a good lag
*Frost_Dragon for quite some time now
Sita> well.. good point cally.
Ultimate_Sandwich> so you see, insanity is not an exclusive club around here
Calliope> as always sita :D
*Neel is insane only when the excuse proves convienient.
Calliope> the sane are the minority
Ultimate_Sandwich> *insanitates*
Frost_Dragon> yummmm.....racoon....bacon....sexy lady with some bacon......


* Chickencha flirst with himself?
*** Rikku changed nick to Rikku|Asleep
* Tavaryn cuddles Ragnarok.
<DreamCatcher> hehe flirst
<Chickencha> Geez...that's a bad typo.
<BOU> awesome typo.
* Chickencha doesn't correct it.
<Del_Snizz> No, self. I was actually flirsting.


* Ultimecia cant help flutting with del
* Fallen_Angel_X-5 cast to all the channel Fallen one again
<Chickencha> Flutting? Sounds dirty.
<Kuecari> heh
<Ultimecia> flurting
<Halan> no it doesn't!
<Del_Snizz> Please don't flut with me.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

* Kalenisis is flat.

[Sakura Yume]

*** eestlinc has quit IRC (Leaving: Del Snizz)

[Endless]

< Ashi > I just like sucking things.

< Loony_BoB > Right.
< Loony_BoB >...yes... sucking is good...


*shakes head*

[Nait]

< Proto> He was sent to a hospital to have it removed

< Proto> It took 5 hours.

< Proto> It's got to be the coin
< Proto> My brother was showing off.

< Proto> pfft at screws

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<b>kawaii_ryukishi: </b>Sasquatch. Yeti. It's all the forking same.
<b>teaf00l:</b> Not really, when you think about it.
<b>kawaii_ryukishi:</b> ...Oh, right. The sasquatch (or "bigfoot") is a mythical creature said to live in the North American regions such as the northern Rockies, whereas the yeti is of Asian origin, said to inhabit the Himalayas of Tibet.
<b>kawaii_ryukishi:</b> How silly of me.
<b>teaf00l:</b> Bah. I didn't say to actually <i>think</i> about it, you dolt.

[Frihet]

I am not insane.

~ Chris (SerGe)

[angel]

#eoff is evil you know that !


people! be afraid be very afraid !

it was too darn long :)

http://www.angelcities.com/members/outthere/quotes.txt

[Sita Atis]

Sita> I lovved transformers.. I thought Optimus prime was hot..
Goblez> ..he was a truck A TRUCK!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<b>"*Blows Kishi*"</b> - Wyllius

[Squally Leonharty]

squall_nl_2000: Oh yes.... Oh yes... C'mon BABY!
squall_nl_2000: xD
squall_nl_2000: 99%
robbie_com: Having an orgasm are we?
squall_nl_2000: 100%!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOHQIUOIWUOQYUIYAGSASAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
squall_nl_2000: xD


:p

[Sakura Yume]

*Mikztsu HEhHEhHhehHEee's to Snizz
*Del_Snizz cries.
*DreamCatcher looks on, amused.
*Alzabell comforts Del with a Gramaphone
*Del_Snizz has been comforted?
***Alzabell changed nick to Wyllius
Wyllius> I'd assume so.
***Z:bou::bou::bou::bou: changed nick to skyeblade
*Wyllius eats the Gramaphone

[Mikztsu]

*** Master_Vivi has quit IRC (Leaving: You know who you are: I love you. No, not you, Snizz, nor Mik... except when you look at my arse)

[ChibiRinoa]

Sorry 'kish, just HAD to do this >=]

*note: irrelevant text has been cut*

[08:01] * ChibiRinoa also thinks the kitty movie r0x0rs.
[08:02] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Does it r0x0rs your b0x0rs and/or s0x0rs?
[08:02] < ChibiRinoa> It r0x0rs my s0x0rs, since I have no b0x0rs.
[08:03] < BOU> pfft
[08:03] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> It had better, young lady, or you'll be in a whole world of trouble and probably tentacles.

[08:07] * ChibiRinoa notes that there is a grammatical error in the sentence "Does it r0x0rs your b0x0rs and/or s0x0rs?"
[08:08] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> r0x0r/s is flexible.
[08:08] * BOU nods.
[08:08] * BOU r r0x0rz
[08:08] < ChibiRinoa> That is just an excuse.
[08:08] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Yeah, but whatyagonnado.
[08:09] < ChibiRinoa> So you admit it.

[08:12] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> I heard the MIDI from the SI files, though. It's a good...for a MIDI.
[08:12] * Kawaii_Ryuukishi listens to the MP3. >=D
[08:12] < ChibiRinoa> I presume you're going to tell me, kishi, that that was an italian accent?
[08:13] < BOU> hah.
[08:13] < ChibiRinoa> Instead of another error?
[08:13] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> ...
[08:13] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> ...
[08:13] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> ...
[08:13] < Kawaii_Ryuukishi> Mama mia!

[m4tt]

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">·Sita· and then I said "Matt is the hottest guy on eoff"
·Ultimate_Sandwich· agreed

:D

[Sita Atis]

Sita> we're all gay dude.
Matt> We are?
Sita> I like men, you like men, we all like men.
Matt> I mean, We are!

[eestlinc]

Square> What do you call an ethiopian with white hair?
eestlinc> a supermodel?

[Agent Proto]

< Chris> What are your stats Stormie?

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Del_Snizz> I'm not back.
Chris|Away> Yes you are.
Del_Snizz> Damn...

Rirse> I'm VERY close to start thinking about leaving if nobody ever quotes me.


stop crying rirse

Edit by Matt: Don't double post!

[angel]

[8:49pm]« Proto » The penis mightier than the sword!
[8:50pm]« Master_Vivi_Away » lol
[8:50pm]« Ultimate_Sandwich » agh! penis! my virgin eyes! my virgin fuckin eyes!

:)

funny

[Cactuar2000]

TVRFAN007: I must be a good omen
TVRFAN007: Touch me, i bring good luck
tifa1383: i don't believe you *looks at you suspiciously*
tifa1383: are you like buddha or something?
TVRFAN007: No, i'm Simon
tifa1383: will there be lil statues of you? where like people rub your tummy for good luck? :-p
TVRFAN007: Nah, they rub the fireman and he spits in their eye. xD
tifa1383: haha!
tifa1383: then I am definately not touching you if thats how I get good luck :-p
TVRFAN007: Oh well, it was worth a chot
TVRFAN007: a shot even
tifa1383: lol
tifa1383: nah. I think I'll leave that to someone else ;)
tifa1383: I'll just stick to ocassionally hugging you ^^
TVRFAN007: Hmmn, no fireman touching?
tifa1383: not for you love. *huggs* besides, can't do that if you're on the otehr side of the ocean now can I?
TVRFAN007: You could have Stretch Armstrong arms..
tifa1383: but I don't
TVRFAN007: Shame
tifa1383: yeah, sorry hun

[Belladonna Knight]

Scottie> Snizz, I drop my pants to you.

~Belladonna Knight

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Sephex> I htought people would be able to asume what I said. I guess I was wrong.

Grahf> asume? htought? What the hell? HAS HELL BEEN BROUGHT UPON THE EARTH!

Ultimate_Sandwich> hahah grahf owns...

[omnitarian]

This is very out of context. It sounds very disturbing to me...

http://omnitarian.homestead.com/files/quote1.gif

[Rydia of Mist]

<B>sita.a:</B> bronchitis sucks.
<B>sita.a:</B> are you okay now?
<B>rydiofmist_ff:</B> Nope. Still out of work for another day.
<B>rydiofmist_ff:</B> Will probably have to be out for the rest of the week. I sux0rz.
<B>rydiofmist_ff:</B> *It
<B>rydiofmist_ff:</B> Wow. Bad typo.

[Frihet]

"I have to take the same pointless classes as the idiots who are going to work at McDonalds' the rest of their lives, and it's such a waste of college prep time" ~ Angela

[Cactuar2000]

tifa1383: hmmm.....
TVRFAN007: :P
TVRFAN007: I'm filling out a form xD
tifa1383: don't stick that out unless you plan on using it ;)
tifa1383: sounds like fun xD
TVRFAN007: I could use it, but the pictures would be graphical, even in text format.
tifa1383: lol
tifa1383: xD
tifa1383: that could be kinky dear cactus :D
TVRFAN007: That's the idea
tifa1383: I know >:]
tifa1383: kinky = fun xD
TVRFAN007: <b> *censored*</b> (It really WAS accurate)
TVRFAN007: xD
tifa1383: *rofl*
TVRFAN007: I think I just made the world's first non-porn, x-rated IM.
tifa1383: yes you did!
tifa1383: *is very impressed*
TVRFAN007: *flex*
tifa1383: well done
TVRFAN007: Quite a good rendition actually
tifa1383: yeah, it really is

[Sakura Yume]

Nait> I loved that movie; I had a great cast, hotel didn't sue us too much(you know, disturbing the other peoples there, and breaking the beds), and it was good weather, too.
*DreamCatcher is the youngest here or something.
Nait> *the hotel
Rinoabella> Nait that movie was weird!
*DreamCatcher could just imagine Kristian holding a conversation with Mike and Kishi. (shudder)
Rinoabella> You left us in the bedroom Nait!

[Nait]

Originally posted by Dream Catcher
Nait> I loved that movie; I had a great cast, hotel didn't sue us too much(you know, disturbing the other peoples there, and breaking the beds), and it was good weather, too.
*DreamCatcher is the youngest here or something.
Nait> *the hotel
Rinoabella> Nait that movie was weird!
*DreamCatcher could just imagine Kristian holding a conversation with Mike and Kishi. (shudder)
Rinoabella> You left us in the bedroom Nait!


I want to make one thing clear; I was only the producer.

[Thalia]

Just a note to tell ya-I will always be your friend. And if I die tonight, close your eyes and I'll see ya again. 'Cause friendship lasts forever

[Pancaek]

I have no idea why, but this made me laugh.

* Halan ACTION sends herself to the corner
Aexoden: Next time can we get a circular room?
Del_Snizz: It is, actually. She'll be looking for a while.
* Skye-chan makes a corner for herself and claims it
Aexoden: You're paying for that.
Skye-chan: Me?
Aexoden: You're the one who made the corner.
Del_Snizz: Yes, you'll pay, all right. You'll pay the ultimate price!
Skye-chan: *fear*
Wyllius: A LLAMA ??

[Kalen]

*is mean* xD

<font size=1>Kalenisis: My sister's wedding shower is tomorrow.
Mikztsu1: When is she getting married? And what is wedding shower?
Kalenisis: Halloween. It's a thingy
Mikztsu1: What has halloween to do with your sis's wedding? So tell me.
Kalenisis: She's getting married on halloween.
Mikztsu1: Ah, what is that shower then? *shakes Kalen* TELL ME
Kalenisis: Meh. It's where a bunch of girls have a party and take showers.
Mikztsu1: Will you take showers too?
Kalenisis: Yes. I need to remember to buy soap.
Mikztsu1: I'll remind you. Liquid soap?
Kalenisis: Showering soap.
Mikztsu1: So it's liquid one. Good..
Kalenisis: Do people have shower parties in Finland?
Mikztsu1: I don't quite know what you mean by them... We have bachelor parties, of cousre. Shower party is pre-marriage thing?
Kalenisis: Yes. And everyone brings soap to shower with.
Mikztsu1: So you chicks just go to shower and wash yourselfs with shower soap? *_*
Kalenisis: Yup.
Mikztsu1: And how is that diffeent from normal shower?
Kalenisis: I'm not sure. The whole thing is just...Odd. *shrugs*
Mikztsu1: So in where do you shower? Yeah..sounds odd.
Kalenisis: We'll rent a big showering room.
Mikztsu1: Oooh.. So you just stand is shower for a long time?;P
Kalenisis: Pretty much. There will be lots of food too.
Mikztsu1: Like cheesecake?
Kalenisis: Yep.
Mikztsu1: WoW
Kalenisis: There's nothing like that in Finland?
Mikztsu1: I haven't heard at least. We just drink lots of alcohol. And have bachelor party.
Kalenisis: Ya know what baby showers are?
Mikztsu1: Don't really get what you mean.
Kalenisis: Y'know. Where you leave your baby in a room with a bunch of other babies and they take a shower.
Mikztsu1: Hmmm.. Odd.*_*
Kalenisis: I agree.
Mikztsu1: How can babies take showers by themselves?
Kalenisis: Well, sometimes they don't make it out alive, but it's all a part of life...</font>

Heh. *notes that she edited it a bit to make it shorter*

[Sakura Yume]

Ashley> I don't think even Scott's arm has gotten' stiff while on the phone with me. =p
Scottie> Ashley, you make me stiff.
Kalen_No-Genitals> O_o
Coach> oh.. my .... God!
*Daryl blinks.
Ashley> That's just your imagination. =p
*ChibiRinoa shakes her head.
Halan> OMGOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> Ashley makes me feel warm. In a very special place. *smirk*
Halan> xD
Chickencha> I think I'm gonna call TMI on that one.
Ally> Um. *nodnod*
Ashley> But thanks for scaring everyone anyways. *runs away embarresed.*

[Agent Proto]

< Proto> Free Funcakes!

< ChibiEnano> Free Fucknaes??

[Shoeberto]

<font color="#009999">
Alixsar> Take away Spider-Man's belt and what's he got? No pants...but otherwise he's ok.

[Dew Drop]

<font color="pink">*Points at sig*
:greenie: What is she like? :greenie:

[Thalia]

*bom-di-di-bom*
shut up
*BOM-DI-DI-BOM*
be still
*bom-di-di-bom*

my sis gets grumpy easily

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

ChibiEnano> Here have a fuckae
ChibiEnano> errrr funcake


Hehe, attack of the typos...

[CloudDragon]

Heh, Enano has done that before US and has been quoted already by Preton. Scroll up to see.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<b>"Oh Phil, thanks for being Phil, you are my Phil. I am here to worship and serve you, Phil."</b> ~Dr Unne

<b>proto3k:</b> *gasp*
<b>proto3k:</b> Damn your Sensual 'Kishiness!

[Calliope]

and one time, in band camp...i mean, in mIRC...

i was making fun of towns, but got rewarded as follows:

Calliope: nananana, nananana WAHEYHEY...GOODBYE!
***Calliope ping timeout***

that was the best peer timing ever :D

[Awrini]

Originally posted by Ultimate_Sandwich
ChibiEnano> Here have a fuckae
ChibiEnano> errrr funcake



LEAVE ME AND MY TYPOS ALONE!!!!!!

[Leknaat V]

cyk0² says:
my bank is now a...
Leknaat says:
TRENDY WINE BAR
cyk0² says:
lmao
Leknaat says:
but, none of that really matters, you know.... because if i'm 555, then....
cyk0² says:
IM 666
Leknaat says:
YES
Leknaat says:
WHAT'S IT LIKE
Leknaat says:
TO BE A MEMBER
Leknaat says:
OF A SHITTY
Leknaat says:
NU-METAL BAND
Leknaat says:
WITH 9 MEMBERS
cyk0² says:
good, actually
Leknaat says:
really?
Leknaat says:
i'll have to join

[Sakura Yume]

BOU>You know what's better than flowers and bunnies and puppy dogs? Child pornography!"

NOTE: has been edited... quite a bit.

[eestlinc]

Kalenisis> MIKE! Mike mike mike...Mikemikemikemikemiekmemiekkemeikemeikeemekeemeikememeikemmeiem,eeiemeiemeiemieike! Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiike. Miikeimeiiiiiiiikem miek emi emi mike e mike mi miek emmie e miek emiek em mieke miek mike miek meik mike mkie mike miek miem, Mikey! miiiiiiiiiikey. *heart attack*
eestlinc> lol
* BOU dies.
BOU> I just took a photo of me exdee-ing.
* eestlinc defibrillates Kalen
* BOU fibrilates her back again.
eestlinc> lol
*** Kalenisis has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
BOU> ack!
eestlinc> thats what you get for refibrillating her!!!!!!!!
BOU> heh, yeah I suppose so.
* BOU dies.

or.........

Matt> Eep
eestlinc> op ork ah ah
BOU> that means "I love you"

[Mikztsu]

I had nice and odd chat with Alana again earlier today. Here's few parts of that scaryish (one might say) convo. I hope this isn't too long. That's why I posted it with small font.



#1

Mikztsu1: *listens voice junk again*;)
Ceridwyn23: *sighs* You realise I've always been happy with my sullen, bitchy self perception?
Ceridwyn23: I'll take it as a compliment anyways. :-)
Mikztsu1: I try to be nice.=P
Mikztsu1: Hehehe..
Mikztsu1: So very nice.
Ceridwyn23: Yes. You are. You are just so sweet and nice.
Ceridwyn23: Like a stuffed toy come to life.
Mikztsu1: Yes, bitch. =)
Ceridwyn23: Really. >=P
Ceridwyn23: *giggles*
Mikztsu1: Bah! >=)
Ceridwyn23: *pats*
Ceridwyn23: You are scary, though.
Mikztsu1: Stuffed toy come to life?? *laughs insanely and grumbles same time*
Ceridwyn23: Yeah. If they walked the earth, they'd be like you. Most definitely. *Ö_Ö*
Ceridwyn23: It's just so nice, but it's terrifying at the same time.
Mikztsu1: Oh, REALLY? >=)
Ceridwyn23: *nods*
Mikztsu1: And you mean Mik or Ghostraper by this?
Ceridwyn23: Yes. >_*
Mikztsu1: Who am I?
Ceridwyn23: It all depends.
Mikztsu1: Who?
Ceridwyn23: Well.....Ghostie is the teddy bear, the bitch master. Yes?
Ceridwyn23: Mik is the godly one.
Ceridwyn23: So, I dunno.
Ceridwyn23: I DON'T KNOW.
Mikztsu1: Hmm..
Mikztsu1: Ghostraper stuffed toy and Mik would walk hand by hand, perhaps?
Ceridwyn23: Awww!
Ceridwyn23: That's the sweetest thing I've heard of in ages!
Ceridwyn23: That would be wonderful. >=)


#2



Ceridwyn23: Pfft. I'm going to keep on reminding you anyway. What makes you so sure?
Ceridwyn23: Can you trust Ghostraper not to do that?
Mikztsu1: Not to do what?
Ceridwyn23: Not to make you his bitch.
Mikztsu1: I am sure, as I'm sure not being my own bitch.
Mikztsu1: But then again; If I'd make Ghostie my bitch, I would be my own bitch again.
Mikztsu1: *cries*
Ceridwyn23: *ghugs* It's okay.
Mikztsu1: Him being me, and me being him. *sigh*
Ceridwyn23: You can't escape that part of yourself.
Ceridwyn23: You could always live happily as each other's bitch.
Mikztsu1: But I kinda like it. I don't want to escape.
Mikztsu1: Being own self's bitch is small price to pay.
Ceridwyn23: Great. =)
Ceridwyn23: I'm happy for both of you.
Mikztsu1: Are you really?
Ceridwyn23: So who will be the bitch, of curiousity?
Ceridwyn23: Yes, I am. Deliriously so.
Mikztsu1: As I said, I don't know.
Mikztsu1: And it actually doesn'´t matter.
Ceridwyn23: Aww, it's so nice that you and Ghostie are happy with each other like that.
Ceridwyn23: One of you will have to take that role up sooner or later. *O_O*
Mikztsu1: I guess we could come up with agreement, if I/we am/are lucky.
Mikztsu1: We could be each others bitches.
Ceridwyn23: Yes.
Ceridwyn23: You can and should be.

#3

Mikztsu1: *tests something*
Ceridwyn23: That was nasty! *giggles*
Mikztsu1: Hehe.
Mikztsu1: *giggles back*
Ceridwyn23: Cause I'm nice and you're a bastard, I'm not going to warn you back. Now at least. So =P!
Mikztsu1: Haha, =P to you back.
Mikztsu1: Bah, you're bigger bastard than me.
Ceridwyn23: No, I'm a bitch.
Mikztsu1: Yes...
Ceridwyn23: You're a smaller bitch, but a bigger bastard.
Mikztsu1: Thank you for the kind words.:)
Ceridwyn23: *laughs*
Ceridwyn23: You're very welcome. :)

#4

Ceridwyn23: Well....it was The Web of Life. About as interesting as biology can be at 11:30PM can be, I guess. :)
Mikztsu1: *laughs* Sounds so nice.:D
Ceridwyn23: *giggles* Indeed. I'd crack the whip and get you to update your journal, but it looks like you've been a good Ghostie in my two days absence. ;)
Mikztsu1: *laughs hard*
Mikztsu1: I've tried.
Mikztsu1: But not because I fear you.
Ceridwyn23: And it shows.
Ceridwyn23: *sigh*
Ceridwyn23: You don't? ;)
Mikztsu1: No, I don't fear you
Mikztsu1: Really.
Mikztsu1: Not me.
Mikztsu1: *_*
Mikztsu1: REALLY. *O_O*
Ceridwyn23: Bah. I bet you do. And if you don't, Ghostraper should.
Ceridwyn23: *cracks non-adorable whip*
Mikztsu1: Bah, you can't turn tables just like that.>=)

[Calliope]

(towns) hahaha, this postcard made my day, i should thank whoever sent this
(me) yes towns, i'm SURE they know
(towns) and i bet they're laughing their head off and having a lot of fun
(me) hehehehehehehehehe yes towns i think so too
(towns) hm...i think that if i pretended i did all this, the postcard bandit would get really annoyed
(me) YES i think they would get REALLY annoyed
(towns) i think it's kelly or jewels. or tammy. couldn't possibly be you.
(me) no. of course not.

hahahaha! *gloats over towns*

[Mikztsu]

Hehe..Silly Towns.:P

Anyways, I'm bored and decided to post another argument (not serious of course) with Alana (Ariel). I just find these funny, so to live with it.>+D


mikztsu2000 (05:52:55 PM): Nasty like you?
ceridwyn23 (10:47:31 AM): Yeah. Cause you tend to change moods very often, you know?
mikztsu2000 (05:53:17 PM): Yeah, but you are still nasty although I gave you some credit?
ceridwyn23 (10:48:29 AM): I'm nasty because there's always a chance you will be being nasty again soon, even when you're nice.
mikztsu2000 (05:54:08 PM): That makes you nasty?>=)
ceridwyn23 (10:48:54 AM): You change from teddy bear to delusional to bitchy to occasionally very, very humble and so on.
mikztsu2000 (05:54:15 PM): And how do I change moods?
mikztsu2000 (05:55:18 PM): Ah, so you are kind of "prepared"?
ceridwyn23 (10:49:09 AM): *nods*
ceridwyn23 (10:49:11 AM): Indeed.
mikztsu2000 (05:55:36 PM): Okay, but have you ever thought this:
mikztsu2000 (05:56:05 PM): Maybe I'm being nice. I try to be VERY nice and all...then I see you are just being a nasty bitch, so that makes me nasty too.
ceridwyn23 (10:50:12 AM): Well, that comes back to the issue of you starting it.
ceridwyn23 (10:50:23 AM): I was perfectly nice until you called me slow.




And it went on and on...

[Cactuar2000]

* Cactus goes off to have sex
* Wyllius joins Cactus
Cactus> Back in 35. Seconds.
angel> ooh sex
Cactus> Yeah angel, it's what grown men do.
Cactus> xD
Wyllius> A whole 35 seconds¬!
TifaLockheart> That's not very long
Amarant> u'r all screwed up
Cactus> 35 seconds of hardcore action baby!!
TifaLockheart> ...
angel> euhm.... well ... that it takes you 35 seconds .... is kinda short ....
Cactus> We're acually going to GET screwed up man..
* Wyllius summons the powar !
TifaLockheart> ?
Amarant> good
Cactus> 35 seconds of Cactus love is a year for any mortal
TifaLockheart> riiiight
Cactus> Or 42 seconds of Wyll-ness apparently
Wyllius> xD
Wyllius> 42 Seconds of me has been known to drive people mad and set up wierd cults

[Frihet]

<FONT SIZE=1>
Del Snizz: Tell me a story, daddy!
Panicmonger: *patpat*
Panicmonger: I might..
Del Snizz: Yay!
Panicmonger: If you tell me how school was today.
Del Snizz: It was great! We learned how babies are made!
Panicmonger: .. Ahem. Well, tell me all about it, sonny.
Del Snizz: There's a big factory in Russia where they put all the parts together!
Panicmonger: In which city?
Del Snizz: And then we had lunch.
Del Snizz: Uhh...all of them.
Panicmonger: Oh, how very ambitious of them!
Del Snizz: Yeah, and then we sang songs about long division!
Del Snizz: And I wondered if they did that in Russia, too.
Del Snizz: And then I took a nap.
Panicmonger: A nap? How productive of you. Pfft!
Del Snizz: Pro-duc-tive?
Del Snizz: Daddy, you promised me you'd tell me a story!
Del Snizz: Story! Now! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
Del Snizz: Today we read The Cat in the Hat.
Panicmonger: Hah. Neo-nazi propaganda, it is.
Del Snizz: What's a neato-notsy propagamta?
Del Snizz: Huh, daddy? HUH?!
Panicmonger: *cracks open beer* Well, Krissy.. erm, I mean, sonny..
Del Snizz: Who's Krissy? Mommy said he was a bad, bad man. Is he?
Panicmonger: Yes he is. He is the man who comes into your room at night and dresses you up, and makes you do those funny noises. Not me.
Del Snizz: *starts crying*
Del Snizz: Make him stop, daddy! *sobs*
Panicmonger: Now, now, bub. Men don't cry, now do they? No, not this American heterosexual man, ya hear!?
Del Snizz: But the bad man, daddy! The bad man! The noises! *cries*
Panicmonger: Don't worry sonny. I'll buy you a big, nice rifle for your 5th birthday. Every man needs a big rifle, isn't that so? Then you can shoot this Krissy character.
Del Snizz: YAY! *stops crying* Thank you, daddy! I love you! I mean...I have a largely unemotional attachment befitting of a normal American heterosexual male to you! Did I get it right, daddy?
Panicmonger: Yes, yes, quite right! I will now give you a strictly father/son male hug. No emotions intended.
Del Snizz: *practices aiming a gun* Look, daddy! I'm shooting, I'm shooting! Die Krissy! Die, die die!
Panicmonger: What a sound little American heterosexual boy you are! I say! Now daddy has to go outside to mow the lawn. If you want to, you can borrow one of daddy's guns and do some target practice. Just sit on the front porch of our idyllic American suburban house, and shoot any bypassers. If the police asks you anything, you say that it was self-defence. There should be no problems.
Del Snizz: Thanks, daddy! *goes to the gun room*
Panicmonger: *waves*

[Sephex]

This is a conversation that Danni and I had on AIM, it seems serious, but the gets weird out of nowhere.

I am "Trent51782" Danni is "tifa1383"

tifa1383: hey you
Trent52882: Hi
tifa1383: what's up?
Trent52882: nothing much
Trent52882: I was jsut about to Im you right away...you beat me to it
tifa1383: how are you doing? I read that thread about you and your girl
Trent52882: I posted an update, we are fine now
tifa1383: good :-)
tifa1383: I just came back on,so I haven't seen
Trent52882: I called her this morning and she told me that she was sorry(while crying) and she just wants to be in my arms again
Trent52882: So we had a perfect day with no problems
tifa1383: that's wonderful :-)
tifa1383: I'm glad it worked out for you guys
Trent52882: Yeah, I was upset
Trent52882: She said she wanted ot call me as soon as I left
tifa1383: *patpats*
Trent52882: I am just glad things are better now
Trent52882: oh yeah, I posted in the voice thread in general chat
tifa1383: I could see why :-)
tifa1383: nifty ^-^
Trent52882: :-) thanks
tifa1383: no problem
Trent52882: it is terrible...the again you can hear me now if you wanted to
tifa1383: oh and btw...
tifa1383: !!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Trent52882: *then
Trent52882: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tifa1383: ;-)
tifa1383: hehehe!!1!!!2!!
tifa1383: *rofl*
Trent52882: 2!?!?!?!?!
Trent52882: HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

tifa1383: xD
Trent52882: !!!!1!!!!
tifa1383: *giggles*
tifa1383: yeah well.....
Trent52882: that was fun
tifa1383: !!!!!!1!!!!2!!!!!
tifa1383: teehehe
Trent52882: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trent52882: 1111111222222212121212112!
Trent52882: 3
tifa1383: *rofl*
tifa1383: god.. we are so silly xDD
Trent52882: yep
Trent52882: I should post this on EoFF
Trent52882: That would be great
tifa1383: lol!
tifa1383: a major quote out of context ;-)
Trent52882: I would label the thread "the most important conversation I ever had in my life"
tifa1383: it'd get closed as spam
Trent52882: I guess
tifa1383: post it oin quotes in and out of context so it doesn't get closed
Trent52882: You rally want me too?
Trent52882: I will um...post all this up to even here with my bad gramER
tifa1383: if you want to
tifa1383: tee hehe
Trent52882: lol okay
Trent52882: BLARGH! I AM POSTING IT NOW!!!!!

[Danni]

and I was in hyper mode this morning xD

tifa1383: so.. when are you getting a job babysitting me? xP
Mikztsu1: *laughs hard* I dunno yet.;)
Mikztsu1: When are you gonna hire me?:P
tifa1383: *giggle*
Mikztsu1: HEhehHEhe
tifa1383: as soon as you get out of finland and come here ;-)
Mikztsu1: That would be awesome job.>=)
tifa1383: yeah it would
Mikztsu1: *would torment Danni`* HEheheHE
tifa1383: you'd get paid to hang out with me xD
tifa1383: torment eh?
tifa1383: hmm....
Mikztsu1: Yep yep.;)
tifa1383: I can be a bit of a 5 yr old.. writting on walls with markers and whatnot ;)
tifa1383: and throwing food at you xP
tifa1383: so you'd better be nice ;)
Mikztsu1: Haha..you wouldn't do that.>=)
tifa1383: yes I would >:]
Mikztsu1: And if you would, nastiness would happen
Mikztsu1: And you would never make it again.>=P
tifa1383: really?
tifa1383: I'd be punished?
tifa1383: I dunno if I would like that very much.. I might have my sister draw on y00p!
tifa1383: >:]
tifa1383: she's an EVAIL child... the spawn of satan.. i swear O_o
Mikztsu1: *laughs and fears*
tifa1383: yes.. you should.. she takes after...
Mikztsu1: Bah, you would behave.
tifa1383: *dun dun dun* *suspensful music*
tifa1383: Me!!
tifa1383: xD
tifa1383: no i wouldn't!
Mikztsu1: I'd MAKE you behave. Yep. *nodnods*
tifa1383: no.. you couldn't...
tifa1383: mwahahaha!!
Mikztsu1: >=PPpP
tifa1383: >:]
tifa1383: *throws an orange at y00p like a spoiled child*
Mikztsu1: Hahaha
Mikztsu1: *cracks a whip*
tifa1383: *glares at you defiantly and tosses a jello cheesecake flavored pudding at y00p*
Mikztsu1: I should get going now.:(
Mikztsu1: See you later.
Mikztsu1: *hugs*
tifa1383: lol
tifa1383: foine ;)
tifa1383: *hugs back*
tifa1383: buh byes
Mikztsu1: Bye!


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(unimportant stuff ommitted)

Trent52882: HAHA! She WILL be playing a Final Fantasy game by February!!!!!
tifa1383: YEAH!!!
Trent52882: She will be like "Cloud is hot"
tifa1383: no way d00d...
tifa1383: vincent's hotter xDD
Trent52882: lol
Trent52882: Actually she would like Sephiroth because she likes long hair
tifa1383: hhmmm... yeah he's hot too xD
tifa1383: actually.. yeah..
tifa1383: but vince is STILL hotter..
Trent52882: I guess...I am going to show those pics to her and just say out of nowhere "WHO'S HOTTER?!?!"
tifa1383: lol!
tifa1383: she'll go.. wha? are you insane? xD
Trent52882: yeah
tifa1383: tee ehehe
Trent52882: then I will show a pic of Cait Sith
tifa1383: lol!!
tifa1383: ewwww... he's fat
Trent52882: But the Cat...MAN IS HE HOT!!!!!!
tifa1383: he .. he is??
tifa1383: no way!!
tifa1383: he's all scrawny like xP
Trent52882: Yeah , tifa told me he is good in be--um making breakfast..yeah....
tifa1383: *rofl*

[Mikztsu]

Hah, I had just woke up after sleeping 4 hours when that happened, Danni. ;D My brains weren't really working.

Hehee..It's always fun to read chat logs of recent chats with Ariel.:P I just love these.

Here's few random things again:



ceridwyn23: But being "your" bitch is your allowed illusion.
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ceridwyn23: You're being rather slow today, Mikman.

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mikztsu2000: So, I'll try to make you understand
mikztsu2000: And understand you will.
ceridwyn23: You feel scared on some level of yourself you can't understand when you talk with me. I'm feeling pretty weird talking with you, because you're being so slow.
ceridwyn23: Slower than I ever even could be.
ceridwyn23: I want you to understand.
ceridwyn23: BUt you don't seem to be capable.
mikztsu2000: I'm being slow on purpose.
ceridwyn23: *cries*
ceridwyn23: No, you aren't.
ceridwyn23: I can tell.
mikztsu2000: Hahaha.;D
mikztsu2000: Well, maybe I'm under-rating your speed and overacting this slowness.
ceridwyn23: Maybe it isn't an act. Maybe that's why you're doing it so well.
ceridwyn23: Ever thought of that?
mikztsu2000: Yes, I thought of that.
mikztsu2000: But I happen to knowledge this is just being an act.
mikztsu2000: And don´t you try to confuse me again. It'´s not working anymore, bitch.
ceridwyn23: *giggles* You are such a genius, Ghostie.

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mikztsu2000: Why ignorant?
ceridwyn23: Of the words you read.
mikztsu2000: Yes, I did.
mikztsu2000: Because I thought it's something ridiculous.
ceridwyn23: Ignorance can equate with slowness.
ceridwyn23: Well, you ignored the importance of it. And its lack of ridiculous-ness.
ceridwyn23: Heehee.
mikztsu2000: You just don't get it.
ceridwyn23: *O_O*
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
ceridwyn23: No, you don't understand.
ceridwyn23: *patpats*
ceridwyn23: You will, in time.
mikztsu2000: My word ignoring had nothing to do with that lackness.
ceridwyn23: It had everything to with it.
ceridwyn23: You lack speed.
mikztsu2000: No Alana...
ceridwyn23: Yes Mikael....
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
mikztsu2000: It doesn't lack ridiculousness as I assumed that the word I'm about to ignore is ridiculous.
ceridwyn23: Then that's just presuming too much.
ceridwyn23: And it is ignorant.
ceridwyn23: And slow.
ceridwyn23: Oh so very slow.
mikztsu2000: Now you're being silly AND ridiculous.
mikztsu2000: And ignorant.
mikztsu2000: Yep.
ceridwyn23: No, I'm paying a lot of attention to what you're saying. You can't just spin your own ignorance back on me.
ceridwyn23: Heehee, you're fearing.

[Nino Brown]

This doesn't involve any one from EoFF except good ol' me! So let me give you a little background:

I (Nino) was riding in my friends 99 Mustang (V6 - manual transmission) around town. He ws driving about 85 MPH and heading toward some railroad tracks.

Nino - *taps Vic on the shoulder* You know there's Railroad tracks ahead?

Vic - *keeps eye on road* Yeah..

Vic jumps the tracks and both of our heads hit the top. He lands about 10 feet behind the stop sign. There is a car to the left of us about to proceed. Vic slams his breaks on the instant he lands and fishtails around the corner. It smelt like burnt rubber for a while...

So we go to our friends house and begin to tell him the story.



Here come's the funny part. We have a friend named Zeeshan, who is from Pakistan.

Me and Vic are telling the story to our other friends.

Justin - Hey Victor, your crazy.

Vic - I'm gonna race out my car. :D

Justin - You know that Zeeshan wants to race you in his Eclipse.

Vic- Yeah right! Zeeshan will need to strap a jet engine onto his car to beat me!!!!!!

Nino - Pffft!!!!!!!! You think anyone will let Zeeshan <I>near</I> a Jet to get that engine??? I think not.


No disrespect to Zeeshan or anyone at all. I was just kidding around, but it was a funny quote.

[Ally]

Okay, it was in #FFLegend, but meh.

Scottie> Ally likes to suck
Doomgaze> they suck
Scottie> up to people
Ally|Bah> ...
Scottie> Sorry, sticky enter key

[Daryl]

Halan> Scott! Why do you always pop in and out!?

[unnecessary dialogue cut out]

Scottie> Do you like it when I pop in and out...in and out?

[BlkKnight]

When I was doing my usuall post-lunch arcade run, someone I know (named David) ended up losing a vs. match of Marvel Superheroes vs. Streetfighter. He then proceded to hit this younger kid (middleschoolish) up for money for another game. The kid, of course didn't want to loan him any, and the following ensued soon after.

< David> I'll sue you.
< Kid> You'll screw me?
< David> Yes.
*a little bit after I interject*
< Me> Do you realized what he just said?
< David> What?
< Me> He said "You'll screw me?" and you said yes.
< David> *to the kid* I'll do it if you want.

Of course all of this was done jokingly

[Mikztsu]

* Master_Vivi closses all Wyll's thread
Master_Vivi> *closes
*** Zephy has joined #eoff
* Wyllius pulls rank and has Raffles Whipped, stripped and thrown into the pit of swety Miks
* Master_Vivi is eaten by a lot of Miks
Wyllius> I'd imagine they'd abuse you before that




Hurtin_Swimmer> I never knew real pain til now
* Master_Vivi is eaten pleasantly
Wyllius> Yes I'd imagine that
*** Shorty has joined #eoff
Wyllius> But have you been impaled up the arse by a rotating Christmas Tree ?

[Awrini]

Geez I just enter the chat and i'm in a quote somethings wrong

Damn Rotating Christmas Tree...

[Mikztsu]

That's the best damn thing ever.:D

Here, just happened in chat *still laughs* :


*** Pierre_LaFleur is now known as Pablo_Fuentes
Mikzers> No hablo Spanish. Only hablo some other.
Pablo_Fuentes> FiFi monsieur
Rirse> Did you read the chat rules?
Mikzers> No hablo French. *_*
Pablo_Fuentes> well i speak english to
Rirse> - ::------------------------------------::
Rirse> - | RULES |
Rirse> - |No advertising rival servers. |
Rirse> - |No flooding or spamming. |
Rirse> - |No cloning. |
Rirse> - |No unauthorised bots. |
*** Rirse was kicked by irc.ffchat.net (Flooding (Limit is 6 lines per 4 seconds))

(He was trying to point out that no other languages than English)



So ironic...Hehee

[BlkKnight]

This was just something really funny that happened in my appartment.

< Roomate> "I don't mean to sound gay or anything, but could you smell my pants..."

He was really seeing if his pants (not on him) needed to be washed.

[Calliope]

wow jeffers, someone asked me that too :D

[Dew Drop]

<font color="pink">Just a normal chat to Majin_Squall in MSN messenger;

Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
Hehe. Im half Demon *evail dance*
Tiffany says:
*Is insane and scarier than any demon*
Tiffany says:
*Evail dance*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*has been insane for ever*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*insane half demon*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
=P
Tiffany says:
*Pokes you*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*dies*
Tiffany says:
*Is insane half japanese*
Tiffany says:
*Wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*is insane part demon part Saiyan part nepalese part ghurka*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*wins*
Tiffany says:
*is insane, half japanese, half american, part scottish, with big b00bs*
Tiffany says:
*Wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*is ugly*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
=P
Tiffany says:
*Is bootiful*
Tiffany says:
*Wins*
Tiffany says:
*Pokes*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*is..meep. wins*
Tiffany says:
*Is nice*
Tiffany says:
*Wins*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*is not*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*loses*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
Durn.
Tiffany says:
Meh!
Tiffany says:
*pokes*
Vice Presidant Miguhatmarat: Arise fellow A.R.S.E party Membas! Our first mission is to blow up the Queens hat! That'll Teach her says:
*pokes back*

[Squally Leonharty]

Tiffany says:
*is insane, half japanese, half american, part scottish, with big b00bs*

*drools* :p ;) *hugz*

[Tifa Lockheart]

This was said while in chat:

Aexoden~
"Congratualations Tifa, you've said 359 lines"

o_O;;

[Sakura Yume]

Rexy is Umi_Butterfly btw.

*Rexy sniffs Bella's crotch
*EDIT*
* Rexy licks a crotch instead? XD
Mercedes> .....
Nic|sad> DAMN!
Sonic> Hey Tifa
Frost_Dragon> JUST KICK ME DEL!!!!!!!!!!!
Rexy> That's ... not beastiality?
Alixsar> ...right.
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR 's crotch is licked. *_*
TifaLockheart> ...
Frost_Dragon> KICK ME FROM DA CHAT! just this once...please?
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> No, that's not bestiality.
I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> That's lesbian sex! :D~
Rexy> Ruff Bella. ^_~
Alixsar> ...
TifaLockheart> o_o
Aexoden> Easy way to be kicked: Flood
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR grabs Ashley's leash and drags her off into private chat.

[Squally Leonharty]

<</>Squally_Leonharty> HEEELLOOOOOHOOOO?
*** crono_logical is now known as cl_out
*** Tovart|eat is now known as Tovart|Away
*** Ally has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
* Wilko-Away is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
*** Squally_Leonharty is now known as Skwowwy|BUSY




I thought that was funny.. :p

[angel]

Originally posted by Dream Catcher
Rexy is Umi_Butterfly btw.

*Rexy sniffs Bella's crotch
*EDIT*
* Rexy licks a crotch instead? XD
[Mercedes] .....
[Nic|sad> DAMN!
[Sonic> Hey Tifa
[Frost_Dragon> JUST KICK ME DEL!!!!!!!!!!!
[Rexy> That's ... not beastiality?
[Alixsar> ...right.
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR 's crotch is licked. *_*
[TifaLockheart> ...
[Frost_Dragon> KICK ME FROM DA CHAT! just this once...please?
[I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> No, that's not bestiality.
[I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR> That's lesbian sex! :D~
[Rexy> Ruff Bella. ^_~
[Alixsar> ...
[TifaLockheart> o_o
[Aexoden> Easy way to be kicked: Flood
* I_LOVE_MARIA_BALTHASAR grabs Ashley's leash and drags her off into private chat.


i just thought i'd fix that for yah :)

[Tifa Lockheart]

In Chat...

Seifer-"Oh wait, is that a dingaling?"

Of course you would have probably had to see what was going on to understand xD

[angel]

[10:06am] [angel> ally is the girl that gets peered all the way
[10:07am]« Sugpo » Like, every .5 seconds.
[10:07am]« TIOK » ? You mean keeps getting booted by a bad connection?
[10:07am] [angel> yes
[10:07am]« Sugpo » TIOK, do you know where I can get the MP3 of the Final Battle Theme for Baldur's Gate II? With Jon Irenicus?
[10:07am]« TIOK » Hmmm... in that case, no. I still have no clue who it is.
[10:07am] [angel> http://home01.wxs.nl/~bakk4527/ally.jpg
[10:07am] [angel> thats ally
[10:07am] [angel> at least a drawing
[10:08am]« Sugpo » Uh, right. xD
[10:08am]« TIOK » Sheesh, a little bit ahead of the game there, Sugpo! I'm still working my way through the first Baldur's Gate.
[10:08am] [angel> http://home01.wxs.nl/~bakk4527/peersbitch.jpg
[10:08am]« Sugpo » Hee-hee.
[10:08am] [angel> and that is the one i was trying to promote :)
[10:08am]« Sugpo » Ally's breasts are that large?
[10:08am]« Sugpo » W00t!
[10:09am] [angel> no .. but i always draw big boobs
[10:09am] * Sugpo jerks off to that picture. *jerk-jerk*

[Book]

TIOK: You DO know how to call up non-standard symbols, right?
angel: man press ctrl K and you'll get the color symbol
TIOK: I know, but I was looking for it some other way.
TIOK: I usually get symbols like that by holding down alt, pressing 3 or 4 random number keys, and then letting go of alt. It gets you a random symbol.
angel: meh.... i'm gonna eat breakfast ... you bore me
TIOK: Eh, probably a good idea.
TIOK: See, here's alt-0444 "¼".
TIOK: ½
TIOK: and 0445
TIOK: Whatever. Goodnight/goodmorning depending on where you are.
*** TIOK has quit IRC (Leaving: )
DevilKnight: hmmm
DevilKnight: he was odd..

[Mikztsu]

*revives quotes thread*

I've wanted to eat Rafaël's (master_Vivi) arse for a while now, but now I needed help.




dark_angel1383: and that raffles.. he's one sneaky frenchman
mikztsu2000: Awww.
mikztsu2000: Yeah, indeed. >=\
mikztsu2000: Damn french.;P
dark_angel1383: I know! damn them
mikztsu2000: he's one of those henchmen. Weasel him.
dark_angel1383: lol
mikztsu2000: I bet if I'd turn my back to him once, he'd stab me.
mikztsu2000: And I'm sure he has mustaches nowadays.
dark_angel1383: yeah he would!
mikztsu2000: And beret.
dark_angel1383: all because you dislike the *g*
dark_angel1383: lol
dark_angel1383: more than likely
mikztsu2000: And because I wanna eat his arse.
dark_angel1383: lol!
mikztsu2000: Yep yep.
mikztsu2000: But I'll make it 12 months if you bring me rafaël's arse on silverplate.
dark_angel1383: *pets*
dark_angel1383: hmmm......
dark_angel1383: I'll try
mikztsu2000: Kekey.;P
dark_angel1383: he's at Dinner now.. I'll have to steal it when he's asleep
mikztsu2000: Heheee.
mikztsu2000: You might wanna ask his permission also.
dark_angel1383: why would I wanna do that?
dark_angel1383: then he'll say no
dark_angel1383: O-o
dark_angel1383: no one would willingly hand me his arse
mikztsu2000: Hehehee
dark_angel1383: *blushes*
dark_angel1383: maybe.. I'll try
mikztsu2000: Hehee...
mikztsu2000: I mean I can almost imagine his look when he watches me eating his arse, which he gave away.
mikztsu2000: That would teach him.
dark_angel1383: *giggles*
dark_angel1383: that actually sounds fairly disturbing
mikztsu2000: Damn Frenchmen..
mikztsu2000: I know.>=)
dark_angel1383: But I'll try to get his arse if it's what you really want dear
mikztsu2000: Okay, will you cut it or...?

*Then Danni went to ask gently Rafael's arse*

tifa1383: can I have your arse?
JohanDarkStalker: Nah
tifa1383: *g*
tifa1383: why noit?
JohanDarkStalker: Only two people are allowed
tifa1383: no fair
tifa1383: :-(

*back she came to me*

dark_angel1383: bah.. he won't give it to me
dark_angel1383: >:[
dark_angel1383: I'll have to steal it
mikztsu2000: Rafael? You asked?
mikztsu2000: Yeah, you'll have to do that.
mikztsu2000: Could you ask him to slice a piece at least?
mikztsu2000: Or if you can't steal the whole thing, you slice.
dark_angel1383: okies
dark_angel1383:
mikztsu2000: Hehee
mikztsu2000: *drools*

*and then she went to ask "just" slice*

tifa1383: well, can I have a part of it, and not the whole thing maybe?
JohanDarkStalker: Ask Mik if he wants to share
tifa1383: pretty please?
tifa1383: you gave him you're arse?
tifa1383: O_o
tifa1383: hmm. I may just have to ask him then...
JohanDarkStalker: He often takes parts of it
JohanDarkStalker: And after that it regens
tifa1383: ahhh
tifa1383: ok.. I'll ask him then

*me and Danni again*

dark_angel1383: O_o
dark_angel1383: you already are taking his arse silly mikkers
mikztsu2000: Well, just parts.
dark_angel1383: lol
mikztsu2000: And he has regenerating arse, so it all grows back.
dark_angel1383: then why do I have to steal it?
mikztsu2000: I want it all, Danners.
mikztsu2000: ALL.
mikztsu2000: A
mikztsu2000: L
mikztsu2000: L
mikztsu2000: .
dark_angel1383: lol
dark_angel1383: I'll try to steal it for you later...
mikztsu2000: And I haven't stole slices recently.
dark_angel1383: when he goes to sleep.. I'll sneak in and steal his arse
mikztsu2000: HHEhehHEee

*me and Rafaël*

Mikztsu1: Go to bed, Raf.:p
JohanDarkStalker: *doesn't go to bed*





Meh, I hope this wasn't too long.;)

[Thalia]

"wish i was someone else"-a depressed guy i know...

[Danni]

*rofl @ Mikael* y00p left parts out silly Mikkerz :D

*later on.. after I managed to get back online*

*Vivi was on away so I snuck up on him*

dark_angel1383: *mwahaha..*steals your arse*

*a lil later*

johandarkstalker: You stole someone else's then. *was in another room*

dark_angel1383: oh.. sorry..

dark_angel1383: musta been your cousins


Damn!! Oh.. just wait rafael.. just wait.. *plots*

[Mikztsu]

Yeah, I had to cut some parts so that this quote wouldn't be too long, as I said.

*btw, is at work so can't chat*

[Mindflare]

<font color="00cccc" size=1> [6:31.52pm] < Frost_Dragon > ...
[6:32.08pm] < ChibiEnano > .....
[6:32.13pm] < Frost_Dragon > ........
[6:32.19pm] < ChibiEnano > ............
[6:32.23pm] < Laguna > ..............
[6:32.26pm] < Mindy > [elipsis]

XD

[Mikztsu]

I know I'm odd, but I found this extremely funny when I read Naitsirk's EoFF survey thing:

Fetishes?: I have a thing for naked females.

[Awrini]

This happened when Ally was peer free for at least an hour.

*Enano releases peer

Ally has quit IRC (connection reset by peer)

[Enano] WHAT HAVE I DONE!

Ally has joined #eoff

Ally has quit IRC (connection reset by peer)

[Mikztsu]

This is from yesterday.

Del_Snizz> Testicles are kinda like candies.

[Ultimate_Sandwich]

Scottie> US, you are hardly here. You don't know my weird side.
Scottie> I love you.

[Danni]

Maybe I'm bored.. but Kishi just made me laugh a lot.. :D

"Christ, pants is more of a swear than "penis." I'm going to keep pretending that "P****" is "PANTS." "

[Won Fon Lei]

"Screw racism. Integration rocks." ~Belladonna

[Nait]

Now this... Is amusing.



Mikztsu
I know I'm odd.

[Sugpo]

<Sugpo> Well, ignore him. He's just a douche-bag.
<angel> indeedy
<Sugpo> Could you send me that 80MB porn video?
<Sugpo> >=D

*Wins the Pornography Freak Award*.

[Squally Leonharty]

<small>
squall_nl_2000: Are you married?
doc_wyllius: I think so
squall_nl_2000: You think so?
squall_nl_2000: I want to be sure.
doc_wyllius: I haven't told thw wife that we are yet
squall_nl_2000: :p
squall_nl_2000: Too bad.
squall_nl_2000: Or else I'd steal your wife and burn her in a vulcano.
squall_nl_2000: :D
doc_wyllius: Then I'd be forced to remove your genitals with a fork
doc_wyllius: :eek::p
doc_wyllius: :p
squall_nl_2000: :p
squall_nl_2000: Umm
squall_nl_2000: What are genitals?
squall_nl_2000: *patpats your shoulder*
squall_nl_2000: Lost your tongue?
squall_nl_2000: SPEAK TO ME!
squall_nl_2000: *kicks*
squall_nl_2000: :p
doc_wyllius: :p
doc_wyllius: Your happy place is them skwoo
squall_nl_2000: Eh..?
squall_nl_2000: o_O
doc_wyllius: :p
doc_wyllius: Look between your legs
squall_nl_2000: Oh
squall_nl_2000: Them!
squall_nl_2000: :laugh:
squall_nl_2000: :D
squall_nl_2000: Nifty.
squall_nl_2000: We have never chatted so much before.
squall_nl_2000: :p
squall_nl_2000: You seem not a bad guy to me after all.
squall_nl_2000: *not to be
doc_wyllius: Yes, it's my plan to steal your thingymajuigs
squall_nl_2000: Hehe
squall_nl_2000: *goes to wear 10 pants*
squall_nl_2000: Now try it.
squall_nl_2000: BRING IT ON!
squall_nl_2000: :D
doc_wyllius: *Uses a harpoon gun*
squall_nl_2000: o_O
squall_nl_2000: *gets a steel plate*
squall_nl_2000: Hah
doc_wyllius: *Replaces the harpoon with Tiff*
squall_nl_2000: Missed
squall_nl_2000: o_O
squall_nl_2000: *undresses*
squall_nl_2000: w00t
doc_wyllius: xD
squall_nl_2000: BRING IT ON!
squall_nl_2000: :D
squall_nl_2000: :laugh:
doc_wyllius: *Fires*
squall_nl_2000: YAY!
doc_wyllius: Direct HIT! *Sucking noises*
squall_nl_2000: :laugh:
doc_wyllius: *Flees*
squall_nl_2000: Nifty.
</small>

I haven't laughed so much before! Thanks Wyllie, I needed that. :D

[Kaluriel]

squall_nl_2000: I'm very busty at the moment
realsteviepowers: are you, lol :D :))
squall_nl_2000: eh?
realsteviepowers: you said busty instead of busy
squall_nl_2000: Oh :D

[Squally Leonharty]

Did I really say that? *doesn't remember* Oh well. :p

[Kaluriel]

Originally posted by Squally Leonharty
Did I really say that? *doesn't remember* Oh well. :p

Yeah, over the summer, and you told me not to post it as well :p

[Velld Ragnarok]

Here's something I found funny. . .:

I'm lezrd Valeth, Marquiscissoman is a friend from FFS.


marquiscissorman: Eden
Lezrd Valeth: Yes!?
marquiscissorman: What has been happening?
marquiscissorman: hello?
marquiscissorman: /me pokes Eden in the eye
Lezrd Valeth: To the Pncho Cave Rain Coat boy!
marquiscissorman: Rain Coat Boy?
Lezrd Valeth: Yes, that is you.
marquiscissorman: I se
marquiscissorman: To the Poncho Cave
marquiscissorman: !!!
Lezrd Valeth: We must hurry before octor Rain spoils the picnic!
Lezrd Valeth: Doctor^
marquiscissorman: Ok
marquiscissorman: Hurry
marquiscissorman: Do we have an Umbrella Mobile?
Lezrd Valeth: Yes, it is waiting.
marquiscissorman: woohoo
Lezrd Valeth: Remember to bring your water repellant belt.
marquiscissorman: !!!
marquiscissorman: /me straps on his equipment
Lezrd Valeth: Ok good, now let's go!
marquiscissorman: Let's go!
marquiscissorman: /me goes
Lezrd Valeth: *flys the Umbrellas mobile to the picnic*
marquiscissorman: /me goes too
marquiscissorman: Are we there yet?
Lezrd Valeth: No, we float at incredibly slow speeds.
marquiscissorman: I see
Lezrd Valeth: Ok we're here! Quickly put yourself on one of the people!
marquiscissorman: /me puts himself on one of the people
Lezrd Valeth: *sets up the umbrella, and goes onto one of the people
marquiscissorman: /me sprays repellent on people's glasses
Lezrd Valeth: Good job!
marquiscissorman: Yeah!
Lezrd Valeth: *trys to make the Tarp pellet work for once* grr this equipment is defective!
marquiscissorman: Let's hope King Sunshine awakes soon!
marquiscissorman: Deffective
marquiscissorman: !
marquiscissorman: Try mine
Lezrd Valeth: Ok! *takes Rain Coat Boy's tarp pellet and gets the tarp over the table*
Lezrd Valeth: There, now to wait.
marquiscissorman: Whoo!
marquiscissorman: /me waits
Lezrd Valeth: What an exciting superhero job this is!
marquiscissorman: Yes!
marquiscissorman: /me yawns
Lezrd Valeth: POW! BANG! The rain's falling!
marquiscissorman: at least . . . The BOLT! hasn't come yet
Lezrd Valeth: *gasp* That's right, we forgot to bring the Magical Lighting rod to catch the bolt!


He got peered then and never came back. o.O

[Mikztsu]

These ones are for bored people; people who wants to be confused/disturbed. Just some odd chatting (normal to us) with Alana (Ariel) today. Nothing special really, and kinda long, but meh, I'm bored and I had to do something.:p

*revives quotes thread from almost deadness also and grooves for Laners' backness*

(You are so dead Mik! <b>NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DO THIS AGAIN!</b>

Anywho, for your enjoyment. <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/va3/proto3k1/mik.txt">Mik/Alana!! Conversation!</a> (Caution: May not be up yet... ;) ~Proto)

EDIT: Bwahahaha. *s3x0rs Proto*

Re-Edit: Bah, it's <b>NOT</b> up.>=) *cracks his whip on Proto*

(It's Up now! >=D ~Proto)

[Rao]

<font size="1" color="silver">Wherever you are, you will always be there o0;</font>

[Spatvark]

Originally posted by Majin-Squall

I think now that for all i know i could exist

[Rydia of Mist]

"I love you. Don't worry about my butt." <I>~Happypeepeehead</I>

[Ariel]

Mikael, you forgot the most important stuff you admitted. I omitted the parts that might make this confusing. I wish had the rest of that convo. You left out the best stuff. Hehee. I guess it was kinda disturbing anyway. *^_<*

mikztsu2000 (12:33:46 AM): *@_@*
mikztsu2000 (12:33:55 AM): Nevermind again.>_<
mikztsu2000 (12:34:02 AM): *admits that is kinda slow today*
mikztsu2000 (12:34:09 AM): TODAY
ceridwyn23 (12:34:12 AM): Heehee.
ceridwyn23 (12:34:28 AM): Wish I could stick around longer to see this then. >=9
mikztsu2000 (12:34:39 AM): See what?
mikztsu2000 (12:34:52 AM): You aren't making much sense, as usual...
ceridwyn23 (12:35:04 AM): Oh, Mikman, Mikman, Mikman.

[Yu Law]

Originally posted by Rao
<font size="1" color="silver">Wherever you are, you will always be there o0;</font>

<font size="1" face="Terminal" color="orange">ROFL! That's hilarious xD</font>

[Sakura Yume]

*Del_Snizz sends CB some instructional tapes.
<DreamCatcher> Lol.
*Crunchy-Beverage returns that with a letter-bomb.
*Belladonna_Knight turns into Don Juanity.
Belladonna_Knight> *Juanita
Crunchy-Beverage> Ask Mik, I don't need those instructional tapes.
DreamCatcher> But Mikey, you can't act perverted. What would your tapes be like to anyone else?
Mikzers> I'll teach you.
*Crunchy-Beverage puffs up his chest.
Del_Snizz> Yes, that's right. I'm far too dignified...or not.
***Wilko-Away has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Crunchy-Beverage> Yes.
*DreamCatcher rapes Mikey.
Del_Snizz> Thankya?
*Crunchy-Beverage joins in.
*** Wilko-Away (i.ate@your.sisters.edible.panties.org) has joined #eoff
Del_Snizz> Thankya?
DreamCatcher> Ewww...
*Mikzers rapes Snizz also
*DreamCatcher runs away from CB and Mik.
Crunchy-Beverage> That hurts, Tammy.
Del_Snizz> Go to hell, Mik.
DreamCatcher> I dun like guys younger than me.
Mikzers> [Snizz being gang-raped noises]
Crunchy-Beverage> xD
Del_Snizz> You don't hear that every day...
Mikzers> Yeah, but we COULD in the future.>=P
Crunchy-Beverage> I'd quote this, if I could post.
*Crunchy-Beverage forgot his fora password.
Mikzers> We could make that very regular noise...
*Crunchy-Beverage twitches.

[Wyllius]

I really can't find an appropriate thread for this, but it's way off sanity.

I WAS DRUNK.

http://members.aol.com/rabtheref/Calipso.mp3

[Rydia of Mist]

Originally posted by Wyllius
http://members.aol.com/rabtheref/Calipso.mp3

Oh. My. God.

[Spatvark]

Originally posted by Wyllius
I really can't find an appropriate thread for this, but it's way off sanity.

I WAS DRUNK.

http://members.aol.com/rabtheref/Calipso.mp3


Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
Oh. My. God.

Bwahhahhahhahhahhahhahahahah... ack.. *coughs... clears throat* ... ahahahahahahahhahhahhahhahhahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF???!!!

[Umi Butterfly]

doc_wyllius: *Slaps your face, disorientating you*
umi_butterfly: I have nippons the size of dimes. Just thought you'd like to know.
umi_butterfly: *distracts you.*
doc_wyllius: Nippons?
umi_butterfly: Yes, nippons. Errect nipples.
doc_wyllius: My mind is clouded now, explain xD
doc_wyllius: Ah right.
doc_wyllius: Well done.
umi_butterfly: *Does a good job distracting*
doc_wyllius: Define the size of a dime anyway, We're ignorant to that over 'ere
umi_butterfly: It's when a female has really big errect nipples that you can see through the shirt.
umi_butterfly: *Looks for a picture.*
doc_wyllius: xD
doc_wyllius: That sounds like it hurts then.
doc_wyllius: A lot of power must be in them though if they push into a bra, then shirt

[Mikztsu]

This is what they're (unders) like when they're having having a bad day, and blames their Gods.



Ceridwyn23: Unless you're messing with my mind.
mikztsu2000: Awww.
Ceridwyn23: You are, aren't you?
Ceridwyn23: You fiend.
mikztsu2000: I do mess, but it should'nt affect on that...
Ceridwyn23: You FIEND.
Ceridwyn23: Oh, but it is.
Ceridwyn23: >=\
Ceridwyn23: >=|
Ceridwyn23: >=/
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
mikztsu2000: Not everything is my fault, ya know.=)
Ceridwyn23: Well, you are godly, yes?
mikztsu2000: Hehee, yes I am. *^_*
mikztsu2000: But I can't always help on eartly stuff.
mikztsu2000: Nor, "dishelp"
Ceridwyn23: That's not true!
mikztsu2000: Aww
Ceridwyn23: Why must I worship you, and you ignore me in my time of need!
Ceridwyn23: You pervert the course of my life, for your own amusement!
Ceridwyn23: You're a sick god.
mikztsu2000: *laughs*
mikztsu2000: I do what I please.
mikztsu2000: And you shut your mouth.
Ceridwyn23: *speaks*
Ceridwyn23: *shouts*





So cute.=) *manually shuts Cerrers' mouth though*

[musashius]

<font color="#DBDBDB">KewlSkye: Hi!
musashius: I liek swords. =)
musashius: Ayezz!
KewlSkye: I LIEK CARDBOERD BOX!!!!!1
KewlSkye: How are you?
musashius: Goot? You!
musashius: I'm going to invert all my punctuation?
KewlSkye: I'm good. =)
KewlSkye: Okay?
musashius: Oh yeah, bay bee?
KewlSkye: Yeah?
musashius: So... what new with you!
KewlSkye: I've been playing a lot of RO? Have you seen my screenie archive!
musashius: Yes? It is cray-zee talk?
KewlSkye: Cray-zee talk!
musashius: Heh, I haven't been playing RO since my computer got messed up... which is, I think a month ago,,,
musashius: Yesh, cray-zee talk?
musashius: Whoops?? I messed up my comma there?
KewlSkye: Okay? Too bad to hear about your computer? =(
musashius: It should've been "Yesh. cray-zee talk?"
musashius: I know,,, =(
musashius: I've been too lazy to re-install,,, and I don't know why, but it usually takes forever to install,,,
KewlSkye: Is it better now!
KewlSkye: So you like RO again!
musashius: Sorta,,, I just haven't play it for a while?
KewlSkye: Oh? Okay? I don't think I've ever seen you on RO at all,
musashius: Nope? Never? =(
KewlSkye: Yeah. it's sad,
musashius: *teary eyes*
KewlSkye: Do you have a party!
musashius: Yeah. but I bet it disbanded,,,

[Rinoabella]

<font color=#FFCCFF>I have NO IDEA what this conversation was about:

[05:42pm] Del_Snizz> I think you're a nut.
[05:44pm] Kellyellie> Thanks *rolls eyes*
[05:44pm] Del_Snizz> What?
[05:45pm] Kellyellie> Oh, nothing.
[05:46pm] Del_Snizz> Probably.
[05:46pm] Del_Snizz> Wait. That didn't make any sense.
[05:47pm] Kellyellie> I don't expect you to make sense
[05:48pm] Del_Snizz> Good thinkin'.
[05:49pm] Kellyellie> Do I make sense?
[05:49pm] Del_Snizz> I'm not sure.
[05:50pm] Kellyellie> I don't expect you to be sure
[05:51pm] Del_Snizz> Why not?
[05:52pm] Kellyellie> Because you're not
[05:52pm] Del_Snizz> I'm not what?
[05:54pm] Kellyellie> Sure
[05:55pm] Del_Snizz> Sure of what?
[05:55pm] Kellyellie> Making sense
[06:00pm] Del_Snizz> Really?
[06:00pm] Kellyellie> I think so
[06:02pm] Del_Snizz> Good?
[06:02pm] Kellyellie> Yes

[Belladonna Knight]

* Crunchy-Beverage rapes Seifer.
<Seifer> Oh yes......

~Belladonna Knight

[ChibiRinoa]

Originally posted by Rydia of Mist

Originally posted by Wyllius
I really can't find an appropriate thread for this, but it's way off sanity.
I WAS DRUNK.
http://members.aol.com/rabtheref/Calipso.mp3
Oh. My. God.
Indeed. *raises eyebrow*

[Killy]

-humans taste like Chicken-

[Yu Law]

Originally posted by Black Ninja
-humans taste like Chicken-

<font size="1" face="Terminal" color="Orange">
Quick question - Black Ninja do you play Tribes 2? xD

[Daryl]

Originally posted by Wyllius:
I really can't find an appropriate thread for this, but it's way off sanity.
I WAS DRUNK.



Heh heh. You should be drunk and record stuff more often. That was... funny.