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Psydekick
02-02-2006, 08:12 AM
What would you do on here i would probably Close like every thread and Ban like loads of people:) So what would you do:)

Meat Puppet
02-02-2006, 08:13 AM
Delete the internet.

-N-
02-02-2006, 08:14 AM
I would rule with an iron fist of tyranny. It's my management style.

Awesomeman
02-02-2006, 09:08 AM
I'd ban everyone. It'd be so awesome.

Chemical
02-02-2006, 09:09 AM
I'd do something not modding.

nik0tine
02-02-2006, 09:25 AM
I'd do something uber cliche... like ban everyone.

escobert
02-02-2006, 09:28 AM
I'd ban a select few members and then I'd be happy :D

Setzer Gabianni
02-02-2006, 09:29 AM
I'd wipe out the whole of the FFX-2 section, and start over with meaningful threads.

Christmas
02-02-2006, 09:48 AM
I will close archive this thread. :)

Psychotic
02-02-2006, 10:06 AM
Edit everyone's posts to see some startling confessions, like Leeza confessing she chose the wrong side in the dog-cat war, and Neel admitting that Pakistan is better than India. nik0tine would reveal that he is secretly a Republican, and approximately 50% of the female membership would confess their true feelings for me. :cool:

Oh, and I'd post tentacle porn to see if I could re-create last year's April Fool's joke without it being a joke.

Neco Arc
02-02-2006, 10:11 AM
dunno... spam in closed threads maybe...

Venom
02-02-2006, 11:34 AM
Probably close everyones threads even if they arent SPAM.

Everyone would love me then.:)

RSL
02-02-2006, 12:35 PM
If I could be a mod for a day, I would spam up the staff forum until they banned me.

boris no no
02-02-2006, 12:58 PM
Unban Baloki
Make him post porn again
Ban him once more ^^

Mo-Nercy
02-02-2006, 01:03 PM
I will punish the infidels.

Resha
02-02-2006, 01:07 PM
I'd delete all the themes except for Fluffy Puff. I'd also unban a...a few people. :)

theundeadhero
02-02-2006, 01:29 PM
Make a newbie thread in the staff forum and mention how much I hope I made it in the right forum.

Resha
02-02-2006, 01:36 PM
Make a newbie thread in the staff forum and mention how much I hope I made it in the right forum.
You mean you haven't done that already!? :mad2:

Dignified Pauper
02-02-2006, 01:54 PM
I would rule with an iron fist of tyranny. It's my management style.

and ban everyone else on staff.

Chris
02-02-2006, 02:15 PM
I dunno what I'd do, probably put some Grace in everybody's face. No big change really...!

Hawkeye
02-02-2006, 02:25 PM
No point now that Crash is banned.

ScottNUMBERS
02-02-2006, 03:17 PM
1, ban hawkeye
1.5, bask in the glory + powah
2, ban you all

SammieBabe
02-02-2006, 03:23 PM
Burn the X-2 forum to the ground...

Markus. D
02-02-2006, 03:37 PM
Donate to EoFF without getting something in return making my gift tottally useless.


yes, thats what i'd do.

Behold the Void
02-02-2006, 03:50 PM
Mods can't ban other mods, mods can't take down forums.

Just thought you all should know :)

Loony BoB
02-02-2006, 03:54 PM
Well, they could screw the place up by permenantly removing every post on the message board.

Yamaneko
02-02-2006, 03:57 PM
Except there are db backups.

I would do something new and mod.

Shaun
02-02-2006, 04:07 PM
For one day, I'd be nasty and remove everybody's sigs and avatars except mine.

Old Manus
02-02-2006, 04:12 PM
I would help people with their problems

Lost Number
02-02-2006, 04:47 PM
BAN SORA!. And agrudis.

McLovin'
02-02-2006, 04:49 PM
I'd scare some people.

Venom
02-02-2006, 07:32 PM
Burn the X-2 forum to the ground...

I think we kinda already did that.

theundeadhero
02-02-2006, 07:56 PM
You mean you haven't done that already!? :mad2:

I've never been a mod.

Tifa's Real Lover(really
02-02-2006, 08:58 PM
BAN SORA!.

Lost Number
02-02-2006, 09:00 PM
:D
;)

Bowser
02-02-2006, 09:08 PM
I'd get a new avatar to match my stylin' baby blue title. :love:

Shoden
02-02-2006, 10:10 PM
Unban PiP, Destai, Crash and Baloki (he rocks in chat) and demand a sacrifice from an eoff virgin ( 1 in 5000 members) and ban a random person. I'd knight other people too and Tank Darth Ultimortal.

Skarr
02-02-2006, 10:21 PM
If I were nod for a day, I would only commit one act. Ban the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif outta Sora!

Lost Number
02-02-2006, 10:21 PM
Say it people!

SammieBabe
02-02-2006, 10:24 PM
demand a sacrifice from an eoff virgin ( 1 in 5000 members) and ban a random person. I'd knight other people too and Tank Darth Ultimortal.

I don't think a virgin at a video game site will be that hard to find...:)

The Man
02-02-2006, 10:27 PM
I would ban Raistlin for a day, for comedy.

Spammerman
02-02-2006, 10:27 PM
ban all the other mods so i could be the only.

Captain Maxx Power
02-02-2006, 10:35 PM
Inverse ban. Ban everyone not currently with a ban and unban everyone with a ban. I love tipping the balance of power.

Chemical
02-02-2006, 10:42 PM
If you vote me for Mod I'll increase the amount of boobs on the forums.

Jess
02-02-2006, 10:56 PM
I'd take over the world, ofcourse! ;)

Levian
02-02-2006, 11:08 PM
I'd use my powers to stop the evil that is spam.


.. lol who am I kidding.

Dolentrean
02-02-2006, 11:13 PM
Same thing I do everynight... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD... that and stop global warming.

Shoden
02-02-2006, 11:13 PM
I don't think a virgin at a video game site will be that hard to find...:)

It's EOFF not some ordinary video game site, most people here are sex mad human or non human.

I think the power would go to us temp mods and we shall smite EOFF in the arse.

Venom
02-02-2006, 11:17 PM
If you vote me for Mod I'll increase the amount of boobs on the forums.

You got my vote!

rubah
02-03-2006, 12:20 AM
You people are weird.

I'd stay holed up in the staff porn forum all day.

and unban+reban baloki <3

Fonzie
02-03-2006, 12:46 AM
I'd be....NICE..... Be scared my friends:tongue:

Lone Wolf Leonhart
02-03-2006, 02:36 AM
I'd ban the people who make me and everyone else mad, seeing as they don't deserve to be here. *you know who you are*

Fonzie
02-03-2006, 03:43 AM
Also, I'd stop people from closing my Chuck Norris threads

vampirepiggyhunter7
02-03-2006, 03:49 AM
Eat my own face.

Shoeberto
02-03-2006, 03:52 AM
Spam the FFVIII forum.

Rengori
02-03-2006, 03:59 AM
Unban Crash, ToD, PiP, and all their second accounts. Oh right, and ban the other mods so I would be mod forever.

Samuraid
02-03-2006, 04:05 AM
If I were nod for a day, I would only commit one act. Ban the /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif outta Sora!
If you were Nod for a day?
http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=11044

:p

Slade
02-03-2006, 04:11 AM
I would ban everyone who didn't reply in my Tribute to FFV thread....:mad: Yes, I am holding a grudge. One day my friends.....one day :D

Behold the Void
02-03-2006, 04:15 AM
Mods can't ban other mods

Rase
02-03-2006, 04:26 AM
Nothing really, I'm pretty boring.

black orb
02-03-2006, 04:47 AM
>>> First, make a Kamen Rider and a Konami forum, and then prune the GC forum and replace it with the FF X-2 forum..

ffxfreak93
02-03-2006, 05:02 AM
i would take control of cid's body and thats when the REAL fun begins:radred:

NeoCracker
02-03-2006, 06:36 AM
I would keep all closed forums alive by posting in them. I would proceed to ban Anyone I hate, despise, have a general dislike for, have a minor dislike for, and anyone I'm nuetral with. Can't forget the people who I only slightly like but not really, and then ME and Del Murder will sneak into the other mods houses and Slay them, which is the next best thing to banning. Then the new staff will be people who offer me Sexual favors, if your a guy and do this you suffer immediat banning. Also we will Save a seat for Raslin and RSL. And Shuplack. IF Shuplack Refuses, Unspeakable things will happen to the dog. You don't want that to happen, do you?

Psydekick
02-03-2006, 07:39 AM
I would unban everyone Yay Baloki,GBM and Destai back:)

Samuraid
02-03-2006, 07:40 AM
If I were a mod, I wouldn't be an admin. :(

Old Manus
02-03-2006, 07:43 AM
Then you just miss out

Psydekick
02-03-2006, 07:54 AM
I ment Admin or Mod really but seeing as you already are one you can do what we have been talking about like Unbanning Baloki,GBM and Destai:)

Awesomeman
02-03-2006, 08:11 AM
Don't forget PiP Samuraid:D

theundeadhero
02-03-2006, 02:05 PM
I would make sure PIP, TOD, Destai, and GBM? stay banned :)

Psydekick
02-03-2006, 03:32 PM
Why there all great:)

Epiphany
02-03-2006, 03:34 PM
I thought you didn't like PiP?
That'd be what I'd do if I was a mod, I'd unban PiP.

Psydekick
02-03-2006, 03:39 PM
But still it would be cool to see GBM and PIP fight:fencing:

Shaun
02-03-2006, 03:43 PM
So, it's a perm-ban? :D

Christmas
02-03-2006, 03:46 PM
Since Sora! likes them so much, maybe he should join them? :)

Psydekick
02-03-2006, 09:19 PM
No i would not like to join them i love eyesonff but everyone is so mean to me E.G You

Rengori
02-03-2006, 10:23 PM
No i would not like to join them i love eyesonff but everyone is so mean to me E.G You
Bite me.

Tifa's Real Lover(really
02-03-2006, 10:27 PM
I'd ban the people who make me and everyone else mad, seeing as they don't deserve to be here. *you know who you are*
took the words right out of my mouth:D

The Man
02-03-2006, 10:52 PM
Come to think of it, comedic as banning WesLY would be, unbanning Kathryn and ff babe would be more so. So I'd do that instead. I'd then spend the rest of the day skimming through the staff forums looking for juicy gossip, mostly about myself.

Venom
02-03-2006, 11:15 PM
If I were mod I would ban Venom.

bennator
02-04-2006, 03:23 AM
Allow flaming and mocking in EoEO

Samuraid
02-04-2006, 04:45 AM
I would make sure PIP, TOD, Destai, and GBM? stay banned :)Those who are banned shall stay banned for the time being...

As for fun things to if I could do anything as an admin...hmm...not sure.

Behold the Void
02-04-2006, 04:54 AM
Let's stop with the borderline personal attacks here. I don't care to know who you'd ban on here who has not done anything to deserve a full-forum ban.

Shine On...
02-04-2006, 05:07 AM
If I were a Mod, for a day, I would make threads saying how cool people are, but quickly steer the nature of the conversation to have slight undertones of me being cooler than everyone else...HAHAHAHAHAHA! Then people would think I'm so cool that the there would be a section called , 'Yes I am Cool' some day, Some Day..

Psydekick
02-04-2006, 07:25 AM
Id like quadrupole post on every thread:)

KentaRawr!
02-04-2006, 10:28 PM
I'd get kicked off the mod team! n_n

Why, you ask? I would edit all of Kishi and Cid's post to make it look like both of them are bannable members, but then the Del Squad would throw sandwiches at me and remove my mod ranking. All of Kishi and Cid's posts would stay the same, though. And they would get banned.

>_> Is that genius or what?

Ashley Schovitz
02-04-2006, 10:33 PM
If I was a mod I would be nice and sweet by putting a heart in everyone's posts then, take up considerations for new things for our site.

Fonzie
02-04-2006, 10:36 PM
I'd forget and probabley would get by the EoFF magical kitty

mooglebunni608
02-04-2006, 11:24 PM
i would ban eerybody, no exceptions.

Venom
02-04-2006, 11:46 PM
i would ban eerybody, no exceptions.

Well at least nobody would feel descrimnated against!:D

KentaRawr!
02-05-2006, 02:33 AM
Well at least nobody would feel descrimnated against!:D

Nuh-uh! It would be prejudice against everyone! :mad2:

Psydekick
02-05-2006, 07:40 AM
i would ban eerybody, no exceptions.
Even yourself:eek:

NeoCracker
02-05-2006, 07:47 AM
Well at least nobody would feel descrimnated against!:D
I would feel descriminated against. I am so superiour to you all, the ban would clearly be a ploy to get rid of me since I am so far above you all.
*Heavenly music and a light from teh sky shine down on me*

Psydekick
02-05-2006, 10:57 AM
I would feel descriminated against. I am so superiour to you all, the ban would clearly be a ploy to get rid of me since I am so far above you all.
What i don't even know who you are:)

NeoCracker
02-05-2006, 11:18 AM
What i don't even know who you are:)
That is because I am that high above you.

Psydekick
02-05-2006, 11:21 AM
Yeah sure whatever arrogant *******:)

NeoCracker
02-05-2006, 11:21 AM
Yeah sure whatever arrogant *******:)
Only a little

Psydekick
02-05-2006, 11:37 AM
You are not famous or big end of:)

NeoCracker
02-05-2006, 11:43 AM
What a sad delusional world you live in sora, when I become mod, my first banning will be you and all the other unbelievers

Psydekick
02-05-2006, 03:23 PM
I don't think you can ban everyone:)

Lost Number
02-05-2006, 03:24 PM
But so long as we ban you.

Jess
02-05-2006, 03:46 PM
I've changed my mind! I would fight against all evil within the forums! :cool:

RSL
02-05-2006, 03:47 PM
corncracker and Sora! please keep convesations to PM or something. Don't spam up a thread with it. Thanks.

Psydekick
02-05-2006, 04:11 PM
I've changed my mind! I would fight against all evil within the forums! :cool:
Yes lets kill Lost Number :shoot:

themagicroundabout
02-05-2006, 04:32 PM
Brain: I would do the same as I do every day, Pinky.
Pinky: What's that Brain?
Brain: Try to take over the world.

That basically sums it up. :)

Fonzie
02-05-2006, 04:36 PM
It's Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain, One is a Genuis, the other insane. Good times, good times :cool:

Agent Proto
02-05-2006, 04:37 PM
pfft, I was a mod for several years, why do I need to be one for a day? If I was made a mod for a day, it would be too late before I realize it.

Psychotic
02-05-2006, 04:44 PM
Because we all know you want to be a mod again, pr33t.

Oh, look at your avatar. Do I smell the Ace Party? More like the ASS Party! Round 1: Psychotic. :cool:

If I were a mod for a day, I would change Proto's avatar to a picture of Dan Dare.

StarlightAngel
02-05-2006, 05:39 PM
I would ban a few people I don't really like...

No unbanning though :)

Psydekick
02-05-2006, 05:46 PM
Can Mods really Un-ban people?:)

NeoCracker
02-05-2006, 07:34 PM
My bad RSL, (*Plans to slay RSL)
ANyway, I would creat an new album for embarassing pictures of the other mods, which I will take myself. THen all posts in tthat alubum will be edited by me. In additon, the eyore on RSL's HEad will be fed to my cat STalin. Stalin will also become a mod. Finally, for my last act, I will by Monkey and Rubah Fruitbaskets.

Venom
02-05-2006, 07:37 PM
Can Mods really Un-ban people?:)

....yeah they can.....stupid.....

Please don't call another member "stupid," or anything else like that. It's rude. -kikimm

NeoCracker
02-05-2006, 07:39 PM
....yeah they can.....stupid.....
I would also make him a bod, before i send the fruitbaskets of course. Not because of what he said, but I like Andy Milinakas, or whatever its spelled lide. Also I shall throw a hodown with all the corn in Iowa. Del Mureder of course will be paying.

Madame Adequate
02-05-2006, 07:47 PM
I'd come up with insane forum games and force people to play them. If they refused, I would use their IP and my own genius to track them down and molest their spines with a pneumatic drill.

I would also, of course, edit all the other mod's posts to make them look like the guilty ones.

I would be a bastion of justice and sanity in a spinally-molested-by-pneumatic-drills world.

Fonzie
02-05-2006, 08:22 PM
If i were a mod. i'd make BoB send Baskets of Fruit to the people that where banned.

Samuraid
02-05-2006, 09:07 PM
I'd come up with insane forum games and force people to play them. If they refused, I would use their IP and my own genius to track them down and molest their spines with a pneumatic drill.

I would also, of course, edit all the other mod's posts to make them look like the guilty ones.

I would be a bastion of justice and sanity in a spinally-molested-by-pneumatic-drills world.
There's a wonderful little thing called a moderator log. It keeps track of exactly when any mod does any sort of moderation. Your deeds would be exposed. :p

Psydekick
02-05-2006, 09:46 PM
I know i would go in a thread that a mod had posted loads in and delete evryones posts apart from theres to make it look like they had Double,triple posted:)

agrudis
02-07-2006, 08:35 AM
BAN SORA!. And agrudis.

nonononono!

Tanith
02-07-2006, 02:11 PM
It's Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain, One is a Genuis, the other insane. Good times, good times :cool:

The pinky, the pinky and the brain, brain, brain, brain, NARF.

Good times!

faster skating penguin
02-07-2006, 02:12 PM
i'd start netdrama!

Mirage
02-07-2006, 02:29 PM
I would unban PiP, because he's cool. Maybe Cbc too.

Psydekick
02-07-2006, 07:18 PM
CBC:confused:

Miriel
02-07-2006, 07:34 PM
I wouldn't want to be a mod for a day, cause once that day is over, I'd be stuck with the orange Former Staff title.

Psydekick
02-09-2006, 08:01 AM
You don't have too have that title Unne doesen't:)