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Dignified Pauper
02-03-2006, 07:15 PM
Chuck Norris

or

Bruce Lee

Meat Puppet
02-03-2006, 07:16 PM
steven seagal or dmx

escobert
02-03-2006, 07:21 PM
Norris and DMX :D My god boys we may ahev a new super duo on our hands!

Flying Mullet
02-03-2006, 07:24 PM
This thread needs a <b>Poll!!!!!</b>

Chuck Norris of course.

Rice Cake
02-03-2006, 07:29 PM
CHUCK NORRIS!!

Death Penalty
02-03-2006, 07:37 PM
BRUCE LEE!!@!!!

Venom
02-03-2006, 07:39 PM
Kerry King.

Rice Cake
02-03-2006, 07:47 PM
BRUCE LEE!!@!!!

Chuck will roundhouse kick Bruce in the face!

Dignified Pauper
02-03-2006, 07:52 PM
bruce lee is the fastest martial artist ever. He can go so fast that a camera cannot catch his movement.

escobert
02-03-2006, 08:13 PM
bruce lee is the fastest martial artist ever. He can go so fast that a camera cannot catch his movement.
Too bad chuck killed him witha roundhouse to the head :rolleyes2

Meat Puppet
02-03-2006, 08:16 PM
Chuck Norris has the advantage because he's well, you know, alive.

Hawkeye
02-03-2006, 08:22 PM
It takes a simple mind to figure that out.

Dreddz
02-03-2006, 08:25 PM
Why that would be Bruce Lee....

Flying Mullet
02-03-2006, 08:43 PM
Chuck Norris has the advantage because he's well, you know, aliveChuck.

Rice Cake
02-03-2006, 08:44 PM
Why that would be Bruce Lee....

Don't let Chuck hear you say that.

themagicroundabout
02-03-2006, 08:54 PM
I think a better question would be "who wouldn't win?" that way there would be no confusion over who would lose. (Chuck Norris)

Flying Mullet
02-03-2006, 09:03 PM
I think a better question would be "who wouldn't win?" that way there would be no confusion over who would lose. (not Chuck Norris)

DK
02-03-2006, 09:07 PM
Bruce Lee could probably have decimated Chuck Norris in 10 seconds or less if he felt like it.

escobert
02-03-2006, 09:09 PM
Bruce Lee could probably have decimated Chuck Norris in 10 seconds or less if he felt like it.
Then how did he die oh so easliy!? HMMMMMMMMMM? we all know white american men are the best martial artists :rolleyes2

-N-
02-03-2006, 09:19 PM
Vin Diesel is the correct answer.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-03-2006, 09:21 PM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Best-Fight-Scene?v=SjagAR1fgfg&search=bruce%20lee%20chuck%20norris">Well gosh I wonder</a>!

mooglebunni608
02-03-2006, 09:25 PM
bruce lee, duh....

boris no no
02-03-2006, 09:33 PM
Bruce Lee
He is teh sex

Hawkeye
02-03-2006, 09:40 PM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Best-Fight-Scene?v=SjagAR1fgfg&search=bruce%20lee%20chuck%20norris">Well gosh I wonder</a>!
I was wondering when someone was going to post this.

Flying Mullet
02-03-2006, 09:40 PM
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris. Bullets hit Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris > Bruce Lee


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Best-Fight-Scene?v=SjagAR1fgfg&search=bruce%20lee%20chuck%20norris">Well gosh I wonder</a>!
What most people don't know is that the cat actually wins that fight. Bruce just happens to get up first after the cat knocks them both down.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
02-03-2006, 09:44 PM
I was wondering when someone was going to post this.Me too.

Dignified Pauper
02-03-2006, 09:48 PM
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Best-Fight-Scene?v=SjagAR1fgfg&search=bruce%20lee%20chuck%20norris">Well gosh I wonder</a>!


My point proven.

War Angel
02-03-2006, 10:26 PM
Poor Bruce Lee. He died at the age of 30-something. Chuck is still live, making mone, and sports the coolest beard ev-ah. I say, Chuck wins.

Mitch
02-03-2006, 10:31 PM
Bruce Lee would annihialate

Mittopotahis
02-03-2006, 10:45 PM
Bruce Lee and who?

escobert
02-03-2006, 11:16 PM
Ok people Bruce Lee was killed by a bunch of no talkent thugs. HOW CAN HE BE THE BEST????? Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger has killed and captured MILLIONS of baddies. therefore Chuck pwns Bruce any day of the week. THE END. Please close now.

Zeldy
02-03-2006, 11:17 PM
*shrug*

SoulTaker*
02-03-2006, 11:18 PM
CHuck Norris was Bruce Lee's student and Bruce Lee kills him in a movie, besides Kareem Abdul Jabbar would beat both of them.

Levian
02-03-2006, 11:24 PM
This is a trick question isn't it? I'm answering Kelly Clarkson.

Yuffie514
02-03-2006, 11:48 PM
even as a dead legend, Bruce Lee will pwn Chuck Norris. it is the yellow-skinned man who invented martial arts, and it is he who is the true master...

Anaisa
02-04-2006, 03:19 AM
Bruce Lee of course. Nobody could have beat Bruce when he was alive, an if he was still alive now there would still be nobody capable of beating him. Bruce Lee invented a whole fighting style, Chuck couldn't do that.

RSL
02-04-2006, 03:24 AM
Anaisa, you forget one thing. Chuck has a mighty beard.

Anaisa
02-04-2006, 03:56 AM
Your beard beats Chucks RSL. Now someone has to go an make a "whos beard is better?!" thread.

Dolentrean
02-04-2006, 04:04 AM
Bruce lee, He reinvented martal arts, made his own style, Jet kun do, and trained with Chuck norris, chuck norris lost, though he was the only person to influince bruce lee's martal arts style.

Even dead bruce lee's body would destroy chuck noris!

Rengori
02-04-2006, 04:08 AM
I think a better question would be "who wouldn't win?" that way there would be no confusion over who would lose. (Chuck Norris)
I love you and dislike Mullet.

Hawkeye
02-04-2006, 04:20 AM
Sorry guys

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=chuck+norris&word2=bruce+lee

Dolentrean
02-04-2006, 04:26 AM
Sorry guys

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=chuck+norris&word2=bruce+lee

I love you

escobert
02-04-2006, 04:52 AM
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=chuck+norris&word2=Bert
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Darth+Vadar&word2=Bert
Dude B)

My name is...something..?
02-04-2006, 04:55 AM
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=chuck+norris&word2=Bert
Dude B)

I cried aloud with Mirth and Merriment!
TeH Greatness.:) :cool:

DeathKnight
02-04-2006, 05:47 AM
Bruce Lee would kick Chuck Norris' ass SO badly that he'll have to be rushed to the emergency room.

Bruce Lee was a TRUE fighter:choc2:

The Man
02-04-2006, 05:47 AM
Well gosh I wonder (http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Best-Fight-Scene?v=SjagAR1fgfg&search=bruce%20lee%20chuck%20norris)!This is the correct answer.

escobert
02-05-2006, 05:55 AM
The lead role for The Pacifier was chosen all depending on a game of Counter-Strike between Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. Vin Diesel won the game, but only because he was camping. In an angered state of rage, Chuck Norris notified God and got Vin Diesel banned from Earth. That took him down a peg.

Death Penalty
02-05-2006, 12:08 PM
The hell have you been smokin Bert.

escobert
02-05-2006, 07:52 PM
lots of stuff. and I didn't make that up God told me it.

Fonzie
02-05-2006, 08:20 PM
If Chuck Norris was in The Pacifier everbody would end up dead.

























Except Chuck Norris :p

War Angel
02-05-2006, 09:41 PM
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=god&word2=me

Guys, this is serious. :eek:

Vyk
02-05-2006, 11:40 PM
Mr Rogers..

JackNapier
02-05-2006, 11:45 PM
Chuck Norris pwn's bcz he is TUTU's rightful mascot ( i think....we still havent decided). Lmao I remember once in elementary school some kid told me Bruce Lee was Jackie Chan's dad.

radyk05
02-06-2006, 04:54 PM
just because i can:
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=george+w.+bush&word2=bruce+lee