r j00 teh 1337 irl??/

[DMKA]

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=145365&command=displayContent&sourceNode=145191&contentPK=13937589&folderPk=83726

lol law enforcement with internet language.

[Mittopotahis]

who calls the police "D Bil?" That's stupid.

Although quite clever. *applaudes rebels*

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

How the hell can anyone read that crap?

[Cipher]

Dang. I read the title, thinking the police were writing messages in actual l337. Now that would rox my sox.

But it's still an ingenious way to get through to kids. Break it down on their level, so to speak.

Still, I'm gonna have to agree with Mittopotahis; Who the heck calls the police 'D Bil?'

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Yobs. Whatever the hell <i>those</i> are.

[starseeker]

'The Bill' is a very long running police drama.
A yob is a teenage boy/young man who causes trouble such as grafitti, getting drunk in public and being a general nuisance. Chav has a similar meaning.

[boris no no]

Yobs. Whatever the hell <i>those</i> are.
Yob = Boy backwards :cool:

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

If I were interested, I'd have done a little research. I've found that I'm happier the less I know about British youth culture.

[Psydekick]

How the hell can anyone read that crap?
Took the words out of my mouth:)

[Shoden]

Wow the coppers are now 1337, take that you hooligan chavs!!!11one

[Rye]

I had NO idea what that message said until I read the translation in normal English. I don't really agree with the sign, because this is just slowly letting horrible raped English be acceptable in society. Though that is a clever idea. :)

[themagicroundabout]

That is such a retarded idea. :spin:

[Shoden]

If it gets the yobs away it's fine, screw formal language, half the words we use are stolen from other languages.

[Rye]

Is it just me, or did anyone else think that at first, Yobs were a term for people from certain Eastern Europe that can't pronounce "j's", like Johnny would "Yonny"? xD

[Old Manus]

I saw this in the Daily Mail, and, keeping up the tradition of being the most optimistic paper around, they said it was a crap idea

Which it is, by the way

[Psychotic]

I saw this in the Daily Mail, and, keeping up the tradition of being the most optimistic paper around, they said it was a crap ideaOh, me too.

Did you see the Daily Mail yesterday? They had this absolutely huge bunny on page 3. I was thinking of making a thread about the bunny but then I didn't. What a wacky world I live in!

As for this thing...lol bristol. No offence Craig.

[Old Manus]

I wanted to see some puppies on page 3


And this ties into the topic quite nicely when we think about affects on puppies from yob culture. Maybe this woman will see some sense (http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/s/51/51238_25year_ban_for_puppy_killer.html)

[boris no no]

If I were interested, I'd have done a little research. I've found that I'm happier the less I know about British youth culture.
I do believe that we all feel this way, even the British youths

[Shaun]

Chavs will be chavs. Every day, they're just sinking lower. Hell, they can't even spell the real words. Just let 'em rot.

[Cz]

The tone of this article is so charmingly bewildered. "You mean these youths actually communicate using slang words? My, how extraordinary! I say, Gideon! Come and take a look at this article. I found it on that internet Millicent just had installated!"

Daily Mail culture is so much funnier than Chav culture. :p

[Shaun]

But what matters is that all of the teenagers can read them perfectly.

I think they're reducing practically every teenager to chav rank. =x

[Agent Proto]

wtf is that? I feel sorry for the kids who can actually understand that "1337" speak.

[Denmark]

dats nt leet prto

if u b thinkn dat den d bil wl cum arnd hr n tl ur olds n u wl go 2 przn

[Leeza]

I'm just suprised that the kids who read those signs care that their parents will know what they're doing.

[NeoCracker]

I'm surpised I could understand those signs. Except when I red Yob I kept thinking of The Wetback English Skit on Mind of Mencia. It confused me.

[escobert]

ahahahaha silly Britts ahaha let's point and laugh *points and laughs*

[Old Manus]

ahahahaha silly Britts ahaha let's point and laugh *points and laughs*

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Britts do tend to be pretty silly.

[-N-]

Thankfully, I've only encountered one so far.

[KentaRawr!]

That is NOT 1337. At least not the PSO 1337 I am used to. On PSO, it goes: "u kno, the plice put up sgns in sum weird 1337." This weird new 1337 goes "u kno, th plce pt up sns in sm weerd 137."

PSO 1337 is readable, so it pwnzors police 1337. n_n

[nik0tine]

Proof that American culture is superior to our fine-feathered British friends.

[starseeker]

Yeah, but the American police just shoot you.

[KentaRawr!]

Yeah, but the American police just shoot you.

Whatever you do, DO NOT REACH FOR YOUR ID!!!

[Captain Maxx Power]

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=145365&command=displayContent&sourceNode=145191&contentPK=13937589&folderPk=83726

lol law enforcement with internet language.

*watches the national IQ slowly dip down like a piece of twine held between two posts for too long*

[nik0tine]

Yeah, but the American police just shoot you.
Kinda like the British police nowadays, huh? :p

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

You mean they've got guns now?

[Old Manus]

Kinda like the British police nowadays, huh? :p
low blow

[Rengori]

How the hell can anyone read that crap?
Stole the words right outta my mouth.

[Zeldy]

'The Bill' is a very long running police drama.
A yob is a teenage boy/young man who causes trouble such as grafitti, getting drunk in public and being a general nuisance. Chav has a similar meaning.
Don't forget 'Scallys'
They are Merseyside scum :( I don't live in Merseyside >_> <_<