Totally Unfunny, Totally Unoriginal (TUTU) Party - We rock more than most.

[Awesomeman]

If I do, will you join us Psy?

Oh, and it's free for members only. That owl downright stole it and ATE it. That is morally wrong. Join Fat Chocobo and learn real family values.

You clame to care about family values. Then why are you mad at O RLY owl for taking the chicken doll to feed its family?

[Psychotic]

So you wouldn't even give the owl a little bit of charity? That's not very nice.

[Dignified Pauper]

Because, if it had family values, it would have just asked for food. and why is it so hungry? Are you not feeding it!? You are starving the O RLY owls. Why, this is a news bulletin update!

[Rye]

Seriously. He internet shorthands for food for his 8 kids. GOSH!

[Psychotic]

Oh no, not a news bulletin update!

Face it guys, he's got us beat. We're no match for the dreaded news bulletins!

[Awesomeman]

You see DP, 8 kids!! you should be more nice!

[Dignified Pauper]

You should feed your owls (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=78978)! We feed all our Fat Chocobos high calibur Gysahl Greens.

[Psychotic]

Yes yes, we all know you feed your fat chocobos with baby brains.

[Dignified Pauper]

That is a lie. We feed all our Fat Chocobos with gysahl greens.

[Shoden]

at Fat Chocobo you get freebies, if you hate freebies then you're either a TUTU or a misguided person who should join the fat chocobos.

[Psychotic]

Oh, now you're saying you feed them the brains of green babies? You guys are racist against green people now?

EDIT: Hi Bladen. Bye Bladen.

[JackNapier]

lmao My name makes Lube if you mess around with it. Unfunny: bcz its just plain stupid. Unoriginal: bcz someone else pointed it out to me. ha

[Dignified Pauper]

you're twisting our words psychotic. I think we both know full and well what is going on here. You are simply too afraid to admit that you want to join the Fat Chocobo party. there is no shame in wanting to be part of the family.

[Psychotic]

I was going to join Fat Chocobo's, but then it turned out the Nazi Party are actually much nicer, although they're just as racist as you guys. Still, I'm sure I can iron out their faults!

[Shoden]

He only wants to join because we have all the cool people, family people are cool.

[Dignified Pauper]

The nazi's promote anti-semitism. We promote family values... how is that meaner. You have a skewed perception of reality; I think you need your head examined by me, M.D. Pauper. Already, I can say that a great remedy would be to join the Fat Chocobo Party.

[Rye]

The nazi's promote anti-semitism. We promote family values... how is that meaner. You have a skewed perception of reality; I think you need your head examined by me, M.D. Pauper. Already, I can say that a great remedy would be to join the Fat Chocobo Party.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/notamused.jpg

[Psychotic]

You guys are part of an Indian elite, not to mention the fact that you're anti-green. Also, as much as I'd love for you to rub my head gently, you have cooties. And herpes. And SARS. And you like baseball.

[Dignified Pauper]

I'll have you know that I am un-brown, I'm white.

Also, we're not elite, we simply value family.

Further, we've never committed acts against green people ever.

Lastly, I was cured of sars, my cooties are under control, and I'm not breaking out with herpes sores.

[Psychotic]

Further, we've never committed acts against green people ever.
We feed all our Fat Chocobo's (grammatical error) with gysahl greens.http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/alrightythen.jpg

[Dignified Pauper]

I shall take your grammar comment, openly acknowledge that I made it, and correct it, because we in the Fat Chocobo party, who promote family values, can openly acknowledge and correct our mistakes. Now, if only you would do the same and simply acknowledge that your party is the wrong one and come to the side of the Fat Chocobos.

[Rye]

I shall take your grammar comment, openly acknowledge that I made it, and correct it, because we in the Fat Chocobo party, who promote family values, can openly acknowledge and correct our mistakes. Now, if only you would do the same and simply acknowledge that your party is the wrong one and come to the side of the Fat Chocobos.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/notfunni.jpg

[Spiffing Cheese]

Oh shut up you CHUBBY CHOCOBO.

[Rice Cake]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/Xenochaos/propaganda3.jpg

[Psychotic]

Is that a muscular version of Strong Sad?

Also, I don't think stretching the tables is a good way to make your already unpopular party any less unpopular.

[Rye]

Strong Sad used the ab-abber, and now the chicks are all upons!

[Psychotic]

I like the font that Rice Cake used. It's like it's from a kid's picture book or something. Although a badly resized picture of a fat chocobo with the top and bottom missing belongs nowhere but the recycle bin.

E-

[Rice Cake]

It looks like crap on purpose.

[Psychotic]

This party is crap on purpose.

[Flying Mullet]

Also, I don't think stretching the tables is a good way to make your already unpopular party any less unpopular.
Our party's so popular it's impossible for it to become unpopular.

This party is crap on purpose.

[Psychotic]

Hey, at least it's on purpose, which is more than I can say for the Fat Chocobo's.

[Fuzakeru]

o.o

Nicely done. I hope you guys do well this year. n_n

Are y'all aiming for 2000+ posts again? xD!

[Psychotic]

No, Stephie, my bukakke beauty, we're aiming for 12 posts. We hit our target with several days to spare!

[fire_of_avalon]

This party is crap on purpose.
It must be disheartening for your party members to hear that's how you really feel about them. Afterall, you are posting in "this" thread, so this can only mean the TUTU's.

Poor TUTU's. I don't know why your party leader is so mean, but you're always welcome at the 'Bo.

[Rye]

Bo? Is that like BO or something? :(

[Psychotic]

Yeah, I did mean TUTU. I deliberately made it as unfunny and unoriginal, ie, crap, as I could. It's not a BIG SECRET REVELATION that'll destroy us or anything, and I don't know why you're treating it as such. But unlike you sassyfrassy la-de-da Cid's Ponces, my awesome party members understand the concept of humour.

Don't you dorks have enough members already?

[My name is...something..?]

OmG!!11
THis PARty iS TEh SuCk!
iT ShOUld bE DisTroyEd!!111one
BuSh rUlzzzzz!!!!
looOOOooLLl!!1

[Fuzakeru]

Rwar! ><

Well, congratulations at receiving 12 posts. -throws confetti-

[Psychotic]

Thank you Stephie-shoes. I'm a baka, aren't I? :)

[fire_of_avalon]

Bo? Is that like BO or something? :(
Nope, it's not an acronym, it's an abbreviation. :) If you want something that really stinks, though, I'd say you'd found it and are sure as heck wallowing in it right now.

*mudsling hurray!*

[Psychotic]

She sure did find something that stinks - she found you, foa, although don't get above yourself. She'd never wallow in the likes of you.

Haven't you got some good ol' fashioned double standards moderating to be doing? Or maybe you just couldn't resist my manly charm. Lose the dorky chocobo outfit, kid, then we'll talk.

[Doomie]

C'mon ladies and gents! It's time!

http://emmawatson.net/forums/index.php?

[Rye]

C'mon ladies and gents! It's time!

http://emmawatson.net/forums/index.php?

I still get email subscriptions to that thing! >=(

[Fuzakeru]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/Fuzakeru/Images%20of%20Lurve/tutu.jpg

Chuck Norris facts win. -cheers for Tutu-

[fire_of_avalon]

She sure did find something that stinks - she found you, foa, although don't get above yourself. She'd never wallow in the likes of you.

Haven't you got some good ol' fashioned double standards moderating to be doing? Or maybe you just couldn't resist my manly charm. Lose the dorky chocobo outfit, kid, then we'll talk.
Gosh, I'm sorry. It must be from when I slipped and fell in all that Chuck Norris pee you guys have neglected like so many of your poor members.

[Shauna]

...I'm happy I didn't join this! :D

[Psychotic]

Gosh, I'm sorry. It must be from when I slipped and fell in all that Chuck Norris pee you guys have neglected like so many of your poor members.Chuck Norris's pee is stronger than the strongest acid, you liar. Just for lying, I am going to make YOU my persona on the EW forum.

[fire_of_avalon]

Me too, Enid. Me too.

I'll trade you a free meal in our restaurant for a ride in your balloon :D?

[Levian]

I still get email subscriptions to that thing! >=(

I get avril lavigne newsletters, and I still don't know who signed me up.

[My name is...something..?]

I actually would've joined this one, but then I saw Shauna's sig and decided to join that one.
Blame her.:)

[Doomie]

Emma Watson *swoons*

[Hawkeye]

Dude isn't she like 12

[Doomie]

Iunno. *swoons*

[Hawkeye]

o ok

[Rye]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/Fuzakeru/Images%20of%20Lurve/tutu.jpg

Chuck Norris facts win. -cheers for Tutu-

Yay Steph! :love:

[Psychotic]

I like the cheesy photoshop effects in your sig, Do'm'e.

[Rye]

Me too. It's all like "WOOOOOSH, EMMA WATSON IS UNDERAGED, WOOSH WOOOOSH!"

[Shauna]

What age is she anyway? RYE IS DIRTY! DON'T LISTEN TO HER DIRTY WORDS!

[Rye]

What age is she anyway? RYE IS DIRTY! DON'T LISTEN TO HER DIRTY WORDS!

:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

[Psychotic]

Not old enough. Get out here, Shauna. Nobody likes your style!

[Shauna]

:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

:love: :love: :love:

But, you didn't answer my question! :eek: :cry:

No, Psy! I shall never leave! :radred:

[JackNapier]

What age is she anyway? RYE IS DIRTY! DON'T LISTEN TO HER DIRTY WORDS!
She's far too young for you I'm afraid so I'd give up on her now.

[Psychotic]

Nah, I think Shauna is like, 12 or something, and so is Emma. They'd be a great couple!

[JackNapier]

Nah, I think Shauna is like, 12 or something, and so is Emma. They'd be a great couple!
Oh, well my apologies then, you may proceed to get it on with Emma.

[Shauna]

xD I'm underage too... so yeah. :rolleyes2 :love: :heart: :cool:

And, I'd not like to get together with her. Ew. >.<

AND I'm 15! ;_; Not 12!

[-N-]

Hey, did you guys know you can change what the "Spoiler" part of the spoiler tag says? See, watch.

Cool!

[Psychotic]

You lost all coolness you might otherwise have had by using a BoBism.

[Skarr]

Dude, I totally agree.

[Psychotic]

Oh, finally I'm not the only person with this sig! I was feeling all outcastish.

[Madame Adequate]

Me too. It's all like "WOOOOOSH, EMMA WATSON IS UNDERAGED, WOOSH WOOOOSH!"

Well yeah, if you care about 'laws' then I guess she's underage.

But caring about laws is original and often leads to amusement for spectators.

PWNT.

[Giggles]

I was feeling all outcastish.

But Psy, you ARE an outcast. That's why we're friends :D Right? RIGHT.

Right?

[Rye]

Well yeah, if you care about 'laws' then I guess she's underage.

But caring about laws is original and often leads to amusement for spectators.

PWNT.

That sounds awfully... DIRTY. My dirty detector is ringing. :mad2:

[Psychotic]

We're imaginary friends, Abby. Although which one of us is real, and which one of us is the product of the other's imagination has yet to be decided.

(And when did Rye EVER care about laws, MILF?)

[Giggles]

Well, I think it's obvious that I have the real body and you have the real mind. My mind is imaginary and your body is imaginary! I mean, I've never seen proof that you physically exist.

[Psychotic]

Aren't my Christmas cards enough? :(

[Giggles]

They are pretty nice...those drawings are especially impressive. But maybe you're just a genius mind that takes over bodies!

[Psychotic]

Like one of those giant squid?

[Awesomeman]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b304/Kagomaru/propaganda2.jpg

I've made a poster to combat my brothers evil handiwork!

[Giggles]

It's definitely possible.

[Psychotic]

Kentucky Fried Chocobo! Yeah! A+

[Awesomeman]

I didn't mean for it to be so big...oh well

[Dignified Pauper]

I guess Fat Chocobos aren't the only people who stretch tables anymore.

Fat Chocobos: 1,000,000
TUTU: 2

[-N-]

We've stretched the tables a million times? Cool.

[JackNapier]

I guess Fat Chocobos aren't the only people who stretch tables anymore.

Fat Chocobos: 1,000,000
TUTU: 2
Grams of fat? Yes I believe so.

[Dignified Pauper]

Actually, I was going by a point system where the higher the pointage, the more popular and awesome we were.

Thus, we are in the lead. The poles prove it.

[My name is...something..?]

Except you're still beneath us, the Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party. :)

[Dignified Pauper]

What are you talking about, our fat chocobos could peck your balloons down from the sky. You should be happy we promote family values and don't peck you down from your perch. You owe us really.

[Psychotic]

Actually, I was going by a point system where the higher the pointage, the more popular and awesome we were.Actually, you guys have overtaken us as the most unpopular party. :laugh:

Also, if you'd like a better quote for your sig: TUTU ARE TOTALLY DAMNED CRAP!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/icare.jpg

You're just making people feel sorry for you. I mean I do.

[Dignified Pauper]

I'm pretty sure the only reason your party looks popular is because we've posted so much trying to show you the real reason to join Fat Chocobo and leave this party in the dust, and when people read this thread, they will know that Fat Chocobo is the correct party to join.

[Psychotic]

You didn't update your sig quote. I'm disappointed! What's the point of me making fun of myself and my party because we take ourselves VRY VRY SRSLY if you kids don't snap it up like you do crack?

[Dignified Pauper]

I don't need to update my quote, the one currently states is very sufficient. by the way, did I mention that you should join the Fat Chocobo party?

[Psychotic]

Once or twice, yeah.

[Dignified Pauper]

okay, Psychotic, we have a serious problem. We need to at least cause a ceasefire to stop the Unne Avatar party from becoming a big problem and stealing the votes that both our parties could have.

[Madame Adequate]

Thus, we are in the lead. The poles prove it.

When did Poland ever have anything approaching a robust scientific method?


That sounds awfully... DIRTY. My dirty detector is ringing. :mad2:

Yes, because YOU are dirty, so everything seems dirty to you.


(And when did Rye EVER care about laws, MILF?)

Well, she specifically researches them in order to break them. It's one of her dirty habits. So in an inverse (And perverse!) way, she does care...

[My name is...something..?]

okay, Psychotic, we have a serious problem. We need to at least cause a ceasefire to stop the Unne Avatar party from becoming a big problem and stealing the votes that both our parties could have.
Getting afraid?
Maybe you and all of our members should join our party.
Then you won't have to live in fear.:)

[Psychotic]

There was no need to change my name to rhyme with Rye. Psy works just as well!

Is it true what my SPIES have told me, and that you're currently in an East Midlands city beginning with L? That means we have 3 members from there. I hope to see flyers on the clock tower, people.

[Dignified Pauper]

there's nothing to fear, i just think pesky annoyances should be dealt with before they become too annoying.

[-N-]

Cool your jets, Marick. There's nothing to worry about here. Or there.

[Madame Adequate]

There was no need to change my name to rhyme with Rye. Psy works just as well!

That was actually unintentional. I just couldn't be bothered with five consecutive syllables.


Is it true what my SPIES have told me, and that you're currently in an East Midlands city beginning with L? That means we have 3 members from there. I hope to see flyers on the clock tower, people.

Who in Valen's Name are the other two? And how do you know about our 'clock tower'? (Besides, they've got it fenced off 'cause they're fixing it up/housing the homeless.)

[Dignified Pauper]

you're right, we already have this election won.

[-N-]

Getting afraid?
Maybe you and all of our members should join our party.
Then you won't have to live in fear.:)Hey, that's not a bad idea! Let's join forces! :D

[Dignified Pauper]

If we join forces, then our combined party, under the Fat Chocobo banner, of course, would win everything.

[Rice Cake]

If we join forces, then our combined party, under the Fat Chocobo banner, of course, would win everything.

It wouldn't be a worthy party without the Fat Chocobo.

[My name is...something..?]

Unfortunately for you all, we'd join under the Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat banner.;)

[Rice Cake]

Unfortunately for you all, we'd join under the Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat banner.;)

Then what would be the point of us joining?

[-N-]

Let's join all three together! I've always wanted to ride a hot air balloon. :D
A Fat Chocobo, wearing a TUTU, riding in a Hot Air Balloon! Brilliant!

[Rice Cake]

Let's join all three together! I've always wanted to ride a hot air balloon. :D
A Fat Chocobo, wearing a TUTU, riding in a Hot Air Balloon! Brilliant!

What about the Fat Chocobo?

[-N-]

(Dude, just roll with it. They'll say no anyways. :p)

[Rice Cake]

(Dude, just roll with it. They'll say no anyways. :p)

(They better)

[Dignified Pauper]

Man, there is nothing better than a fat chocobo hot air balloon with pink fluffy trim of a tutu that fits all of us in it at once. neel is right, we should all join under one banner.

[Rice Cake]

Man, there is nothing better than a fat chocobo hot air balloon with pink fluffy trim of a tutu that fits all of us in it at once. neel is right, we should all join under one banner.

Yay!! Lets join!

[Dignified Pauper]

it would still be a great election, regardless. United we stand together and divided we fall. All our our mascots would be simply styling. Fabio in a Fat Chocobo suit! It would be grand.

[-N-]

It won't be an election if there's only one party! :D MANDATE FOR REFORM

[My name is...something..?]

There's an EoFF La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?:eek:

[-N-]

don't let super delete hear you

[Mittopotahis]

It's totally my trademark quote. The Wiki says so! (http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/Quotes/TrademarkQuotes)
Bugger. Well I guess I am totally Unoriginal then.

[Del Murder]

This party's determination to accept the world as a stagnate and serious place impresses me. Stand tall, citizens!

[Rusty]

I have no idea whats going on xD

[Rye]

Actually, you guys have overtaken us as the most unpopular party. :laugh:

Also, if you'd like a better quote for your sig: TUTU ARE TOTALLY DAMNED CRAP!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/icare.jpg

You're just making people feel sorry for you. I mean I do.

Srsly. And the FC party isn't even fqhwghads standard. :(

[Spiffing Cheese]

C'mon, get it right. I'm not twelve, I'm eleven and six quarters, okay? Sheesh.

[Psychotic]

Who in Valen's Name are the other two? And how do you know about our 'clock tower'? (Besides, they've got it fenced off 'cause they're fixing it up/housing the homeless.)Jack and myself, although he lives in some village nearby, but it still counts.

SUP NEEL YOU CAN STOP BURNING YOUR JET ENGINE BURNING COOL JETS, MAN.

[Dignified Pauper]

'sup Psy, have you thought about my proposal to join Fat Chocobo?

[Psychotic]

No, but I just ate a ham roll!

[Dixie]

I have no idea whats going on xDNeither do I....that's what I get for not looking at this thread for a day....^_^

*Gives cookies to all who are in TUTU* :cookie:

I lurve this party so much. It's fun!!!!!! ^______________^

[Psychotic]

We should probably get to work on positions and stuff. But maybe we'll do it IN SECRET! So...secretly communicate with me in anyway you desire for the position you like, but hurry, there are only 18! HURRY TODAY! HURRY TONIGHT!

If you publically say what position you'd like, you aren't getting said position, so there!

Stolen from my main man, EB:

General 1. This group includes Gen Chat and Eyes on Each Other. Hopefully your candidates aren't EoEO banned.
Positions left: 2

General 2. This group includes Lounge, Gen Gaming, Art Gallery, and Writer's Corner. Candidates will be asked to perform tasks somehow related to these forums.
Positions left: 1

Staff/Reference. This includes Site Staff, Help, Feedback, the Archives, and any other forums certain members can seebut not others. Would be wise to get site staff or forums staff to run for this position since they might be better equipped for some tasks, but who knows.
Positions left: 2

Final Fantasy: The First Generation. Includes ff1 - ff6. Also may cover obscure old school Star Trek trivia. People running for these should hopefully have played these games.
Positions left: 3

Final Fantasy: The Second Generation. Includes ff7 - ff12 and all those sequels and stuff. Graphics whores will fit in best here. Again, it will help if your three candidates are familiar with the games.
Positions left: 0!

The World is Square...and Enix. All the rest in here. Tactics, Chrono, KH, etc. Einhänder, Rad Racer, Bushido Blade. The list goes on.
Positions left: 3

[Levian]

Sign me up for whatever.

[Flying Mullet]

*signs up Lev for bathroom duty*

[Psychotic]

I think that means he'll be your boss, Mallet.

[Flying Mullet]

Boss my bathroom doodie around!

*has a million more bad puns :cool:*

[Psychotic]

Are you implying that you're "doodie", considering that I said he'd be your boss?

For the first time, we agree on something.

[Flying Mullet]

No, I said that he can boss my doodie around, not me you <b>FOOL</b>!

<font size="1">Note that "fool" is all upper-case and bolded, making it an extra-shweet insult.</font> :cool:

[Anaisa]

So your a DEFORMED TURD then Mullet!

[Flying Mullet]

Bah, you peons are below my superior level of intellect and smartness. :yellowkin

[Psychotic]

Are you talking to the single-celled organisms again, Herbert Mullets? Because they can't hear you, y'know.

(and they're probably more intelligent than you, too...)

[Flying Mullet]

"Herbert"? I thought we agreed to leave our bedroom pet names out of this election? :cry:

[Psychotic]

Eyes on Final Fantasy is like one big bedroom.

[Flying Mullet]

"Herbert's Hood"?

[Psychotic]

It is my sincere hope that by "hood" you meant "neighbourhood", and were not referring to a certain part of your anatomy.

Sign up for your positions now, my TUTU friends!

[Madame Adequate]

Jack and myself, although he lives in some village nearby, but it still counts.

I thought you lived in leik... well, I don't know actually, but not here. Hi!

[Psychotic]

Such is the power of university.

[Madame Adequate]

Such is the power of university.

Colon capital oh.

Leics Uni or De Montfort?

Might see you there after summer oh underscore underscore capital oh.

What would one have to do were one in a position, anyway?

[Psychotic]

Leicester.

You have to work with two other people to perform a task or trial of some description. And as this is a new page, I'm gonna repost the positions stuff again.
This is what someone who may be me said:

We should probably get to work on positions and stuff. But maybe we'll do it IN SECRET! So...secretly communicate with me in anyway you desire for the position you like, but hurry, there are only 18! HURRY TODAY! HURRY TONIGHT!

If you publically say what position you'd like, you aren't getting said position, so there!

Stolen from my main man, EB:

Staff/Reference. This includes Site Staff, Help, Feedback, the Archives, and any other forums certain members can seebut not others. Would be wise to get site staff or forums staff to run for this position since they might be better equipped for some tasks, but who knows. We only have one staff member, except for Baloki of course, but he's not allowed to run. :irked: So it doesn't matter if you aren't on staff. Staff is for losers, anyway. No offence, K.
Positions left: 2

The World is Square...and Enix. All the rest in here. Tactics, Chrono, KH, etc. Einhänder, Rad Racer, Bushido Blade. The list goes on. I know nobody has played this crap, sorry guys, but we gotta work with what we've been given.
Positions left: 3

[Rye]

Hurry up people! :D

[Cuchulainn]

So...what have we to do? I'm up for anything...as long as it doesn't involve rear invasion or listening to country music.

[JackNapier]

So...what have we to do? I'm up for anything...as long as it doesn't involve rear invasion or listening to country music.
Amen, those 2 things can make a person emo, which is something we don't want.

[Psychotic]

Okay guys, positions are going fast, so hurry! HURRY TODAY! 30% OFF ALL FINAL FANTASY POSITIONS! Friends, I'm GIVING these things away!

[Levian]

*FFX-2 represent* :cool:

[Psychotic]

Yeah, you can represent the FFX-2 forum, you darling little muffin.

(nobody tell him that people represent a group of forums. It'll be a great prank!)

[Miriel]

Levian, why are you in two different parties? :p

[Levian]

three different parties. :cool:

[Miriel]

Levian, why are you in three different parties? :p

[Bowser]

hi :p

[Psychotic]

Because the other parties rejected him, or he'd be in seven.

EDIT: sup Bowser. If you want to represent a forum, PM me the details. My people will call your people!

[Levian]

exactly.

[Lord Xehanort]

I'm gonna be a good loser and congratualte you in advance, Psy.

FPP is gonna lose... I know it... but I will stay with them forever, because I promised my love I would follow him... and I am a sucker for romance (or whatever the online equivalent is).

PHEAR ME IN MY SIG IMAGE!!!!! WANGSTA BILLY WILL HURT YOU!!!!

[Lost Number]

FPP is gonna lose... I know it... but I will stay with them forever, because I promised my love I would follow him... and I am a sucker for romance (or whatever the online equivalent is).

NEVER!

[Cuchulainn]

GODDMANIT My procrastinations have defeated me once more....positions in forums (notice the lack of the word 'fora', very apt) I know little about. Sack someone. SACK THEM NOW, create a tabloid story about rent boys and running from a car crash while evading tax.


...and I am a sucker for romance (or whatever the online equivalent is).

Artistic cyber

[Levian]

OH DEAR GOD. Why did you change your name Miriel. I didn't recognize you. I thought you were some random newbie. Change your name back this instant, young lady.

[Doomie]

TEAM CANADA, UNTIE!

ME = JOE SAKIC
FARIS = JEROME IGINLA
UBEL = RICK NASH

Yey team. =]

[JackNapier]

TEAM CANADA, UNTIE!

ME = JOE SAKIC
FARIS = JEROME IGINLA
UBEL = RICK NASH

Yey team. =]
None shall defy the all mighty Canada!

[Ultima Shadow]

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devestation.
To unite all people within our Nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach with the stars above.
Faris!
Doomie!
Team Canada blasting off at the speed of light.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Ubel! That's right!

[JackNapier]

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devestation.
To unite all people within our Nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach with the stars above.
Faris!
Doomie!
Team Canada blasting off at the speed of light.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Ubel! That's right!
lmao well at least I'm in there somewhere. Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Doomie]

CHANGE OF IDEA, WE ALL NEED TO BE ON THE SAME LINE!

DOOMIE = MARTIN ST. LOUIS
FARIS = VINCENT LECAVALIER
UBEL = BRAD RICHARDS.

YEAHYEAHYEAH

[Miriel]

OH DEAR GOD. Why did you change your name Miriel. I didn't recognize you. I thought you were some random newbie. Change your name back this instant, young lady.
What the hell, man? Who else has dots for an avatar?

[Chris]

You guys are going

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Down.

:D

[SammieBabe]

:D
CHANGE OF IDEA, WE ALL NEED TO BE ON THE SAME LINE!

DOOMIE = MARTIN ST. LOUIS
FARIS = VINCENT LECAVALIER
UBEL = BRAD RICHARDS.

YEAHYEAHYEAH

Seriously, I love you for using those players!!!! :D :love:

[Psychotic]

Why does this thread now smell of maple syrup?

[Chris]

Why does this thread now smell of maple syrup?
It's the dripping, it can't be helped.

[Psychotic]

Your angle is dripping, huh? Ought I to be offended?

[Levian]

What the hell, man? Who else has dots for an avatar?

I don't know. Pacman? :confused:

[KentaRawr!]

I join this party because I brought snacks. >_> *Throws maple syrup on the carpet*

Edit: I take that back. I just realized what's going on here. >_> *Runs to fat chocobo topic*

[Psychotic]

What happened to you, Kentarou?

Man, you used to be cool.

And as this is a new page, I'm gonna repost the positions stuff again.

AND WE'RE DONE.

Sorry if you missed out, but it was first come, first serve.

[Freya]

I think we might have a chance at winning something, MIGHT. If not we can make the elections entertaining.......

I feel like Taco Johns......mmm Potato Oles.....

Does anyone know where im talking about by the way?

[Dignified Pauper]

So guys, how about those Fat Chocobos?! Wanna join them?

[Psychotic]

No.

Lekana, do you want to run for one of the two remaining positions? You can PM me if you do!

[Dignified Pauper]

Psy, was that a joke, i couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic, if so, i'm ready to sign you up for Fat Chocobo membership!

[Freya]

Nope, I support Psy all the way always have ever since i joined. Except i wasn't here for the last one because of internet difficulties. He makes me giggle.:D

[Dignified Pauper]

Psy says this party is crap, and therefor, he directly calls YOU crap. That's not nice, join the family over at Fat Chocobo!

[Psychotic]

Yeah, but to be fair, Fat Chocobo are even crapper.

[Dignified Pauper]

You forgot the "i" in crappier. You lose; no one wants an illiterate candidate.

[Psychotic]

No, I meant it to be crapper. I say crapper rather than crappier. Do you know why?

BECAUSE I'M BLESSED BY CHUCK FREAKIN' NORRIS!

[Dignified Pauper]

Point taken. On that note, have I asked if you'd like to join the Fat Chocobo Party? If so, have you given it any thought?

[Psychotic]

Yes, you have, and yes, I did.

I decided that I'd rather live in Belgium.

[Dignified Pauper]

So, does that mean you'd rather join the Fat Chocobo party and live in Belgium at the same time? If so, that is totally awesome, let me just sign you up now.

[-N-]

Dude Belgium rocks

[Psychotic]

As neither of you are European, I'll let this slide.

[Dignified Pauper]

and the Fat Chocobo party rocks. We'll even pay the expenses.

[-N-]

As neither of you are European, I'll let this slide.I was oppressed by Europeans. Does that count?

[Psychotic]

Oh yeah, you're a regular Gandhi, Neel.

[Quina]

Is this the Fluffy Pink party?

[Psychotic]

Yes. Yes it is.

...aren't you supposed to be dead?

[Quina]

Why did the Fat chocobo put a hit out on me or something?

[Psychotic]

Indeed they did, Quina old chum. It's fortunate that you came to me first.

[rubah]

No, but if anyone else does, Quina, we can help you with that.

[Quina]

Do they make bullet proof tutus these days? Wow, technology.

[Psychotic]

It's the new millenium, so the sky is the proverbial limit!

And ugh, rubah, get out of our thread. We don't want your sort around here.

[Madame Adequate]

I was oppressed by Europeans. Does that count?

You better be darned grateful for it, too. Not just anyone gets oppressed, you know.

[Psychotic]

YOU THERE! Take up a position this instant!

It's a totally special position, and everybody is clamouring to get it. But because it's you, MILFerson, I'll give it to you half-price! No, QUARTER-PRICE! NO! NO PRICE! Just say yes!

[Madame Adequate]

I accept!

[Tohru]

Psy, can I join please? I also am against Emo's. Save a life, hug an Emo. :D

[Awesomeman]

Great, Toru's with us:D Eat that chicken boys!

[Dignified Pauper]

Fat Chocobos live in peace with everyone. Join our party today.

If you're not with the Fat Chocobo Party, then you're against us; it's simple! XD

[Rice Cake]

Here here brother Pauper!!








Cho-Chocobos:choc: are stuck in my mind!!:eek:

[Awesomeman]

You fat chickens don't live in peace, you live in spam!:mad2:

[Dignified Pauper]

It's not spam if it has a purpose.

[My name is...something..?]

If you're not recruiting people for Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat, then it's spam.:)

[Dignified Pauper]

If you're not with the Fat Chocobos, then plain and simply, you're not with us, and isn't being with us much more rewarding that riding in a hot air balloon? We support family values, and that is real meaning.

Besides, a vote for us is a vote against Psychotic.

[Psychotic]

Besides, a vote for us is a vote against Psychotic.A vote for you is a vote for #eoff though. I think #eoff is slightly more unpopular due to its popularity than I am. Slightly.

Welcome, Tohru! I'll add you to the list.

Anyway, ignoring the Fart Loserbos, we need a mascot. So you, the TUTU membership, should suggest some!

[Dignified Pauper]

why don't you go with something totally unfunny, totally unorginal, and totally lame.

Also, since BoB started the Newbie Party, voting Fat Chocobo isn't a vote for #eoff, but we still promote it for the over-age people, because family values demand that under-age people not be influenced by such things that go on there.

[Psychotic]

You mean like you? :confused:

[Dignified Pauper]

What I mean is, do you want to join the Fat Chocobo Party?!


*are you impressed by my persistence?!*

[Psychotic]

Join the Fat Chocobo's? Hmmmm...well....no. Hey, would you like to join TUTU? We can offer you a load of random free crap that we have no intention of giving you!

Regarding the persistance,
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/rutrippin.jpg

[Dignified Pauper]

No, I don't want to join, but thanks for the offer. Would you like to come to a free seminary involving crackers?! All you have to do is join the Fat Chocobo party. So, how about it?

[Psychotic]

Nah, I'm good. And I'm not gonna banter with you for the time being, as I want to find a mascot. So be quiet please, thank you!

TUTU Members! ALERT ALERT! IMMEDIATE DANGER!

...nah, just kidding. We need a mascot, so come help decide on one!

[Dignified Pauper]

I thought the O RLY Owl was your mascot. Whoa! How about we form a joint air brigade of Fat Chocobos and O RLY owls! Wouldn't that be exciting!?

[Levian]

That was your 44th post in this thread, DP. :cool: You like us. You want to sex us. You want our babies.

[Anaisa]

An then he wants to feed your babies to the fat Chocobos, to make them even more obese. :eek: Don't succumb to his advances, or that is what will happen.

[Jess]

Hi everybody.

I think you're in the wrong thread, you should be here! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=78929) :)

Do the right thing, fly high with the balloons!

[Ultima Shadow]

There's 1 thing that's horribly wrong with the "Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party". Its existence.

[Anaisa]

I can see why you'd be theatened by its existence Ultima, since your not a part of it.

[Ultima Shadow]

Even the thought of being a part of it disgusts me! :greenie:

[Anaisa]

I know your real thoughts on this matter are displayed in your choice of smiley. It represents your happy thoughts on joining our party.

[Alexander]

<333 can I join, Psychotic? Emo is one of the things I hate the most. And I cam save emo kids as well XDDDD~

[Psychotic]

You certainly may, Mr. Alexander!

[Levian]

Nice. I'll definitely join this party.

[Cz]

Nice. I'll definitely join this party.Whoa, deja vu!

[Rye]

The O RLY owl's head on the body of Chuck Norris whose fist is connected to the face of emo GWB? :eek:

Here's a rough draft:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/tutumascotpossibility.jpg

[Cz]

The O RLY owl's head on the body of Chuck Norris whose fist is connected to the face of emo GWB? :eek:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/tutumascotpossibility.jpgIt could use a PWN3D banner.

Honestly, you folks are lost without me. :rolleyes2

[Brian The Pink Shark]

wouldnt chuck noris's head on the ORLY owl's body (does he have one) would be better? :choc:

[Rye]

I was thinking of that, but O RLY doesn't HAVE a body so it kinda was impossible. :p

[Brian The Pink Shark]

you could make a monster and have chuck noris's head and ORLY's head on Someone elses body :choc:

[The Triumphant Hero]

It turns out I'm already a member (I call people emo, hate George Bush, and harass my schoolteachers with Chuck Norris jokes), so I may as well join.

[Psychotic]

Excellent work, EightBitAvenger!

May you avenge our fallen NES brothers with vengeance and honour.

*adds to the list* :D

[The Triumphant Hero]

How do I get the banner in my sig?

[Psychotic]

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/psychoticville/tutubanner.gif

Just copy and paste this code if you want the big one.

[Doomie]

TEAM CANADA, UNITE!

P.S. My sig rox.

[SammieBabe]

P.S. My sig rox.

YES IT DOES!!!! :love: :love:

[Jaffar]

My Friends! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D
Jaffar Has At Last Come To This Place!And What Joy Does He Bring With Him And What More Friends Will Jaffar Bring About The Great Pleasures To Come HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaffar Has Been Invitited By The Lovely Rye And Friends You See, And Jaffar Always Humbels His Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So Then Bring Jaffar Into this Union For Then We Can Only Bring About More Joy For Jaffar Is Always Kind And His Friends Always More Humble To Jaffar Should Then Jaffar Not Forget The Sweet Pleasures Of Noble Woman HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Come Then my Friends Join Me For Who Has Never Been Less Happy For Making More Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Psychotic]

Hello, Jaffar!

I'm glad you've decided to join, and now we can all be friends, I hope.

[Rye]

Jaffar! Thank you for honouring us! :D Hope you enjoy the party.

[Shoden]

Are you feeling isolated from your current party? Do you feel as if you're screwed and serve no purpose in a party you're loyalties lie too, Join the Fat Chocobo party, we offer love, protection, family, hugs and happiness, all for free, the only thing requires is you, the bigger the family the happier it gets.

~Fat Chocobos, Join the family~

[Psychotic]

Are you feeling isolated from your current party? Do you feel as if you're screwed and serve no purpose in a party you're loyalties lie too, Join the Fat Chocobo party, we offer love, protection, family, hugs and happiness, all for free, the only thing requires is you, the bigger the family the happier it gets.

~Fat Chocobos, Join the family~Begone, enemy warrior, for we have warriors of great strength! Thou tildes shall not sway us!

PS: your, to, required.

[Lost Number]

Like pirates?
Like Red mages?
Then you will love the Pirate Red Mage party!
Pillaging! Plundering! White AND Black Magic!
You know you want to.

[Jaffar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Leave Hope To Bitter Enemies My Friend Psychotic And Joy And The Fan Fare Of Happiness To Sweet Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh For Then What Is Hope Without Utter Distruction And What Is Friends Without Kindness And joy Of All Those Who In Wich You Love So Dearly :D

[Captain Maxx Power]

Like pirates?
Like Red mages?
Then you will love the Pirate Red Mage party!
Pillaging! Plundering! White AND Black Magic!
You know you want to.

Plus we have a ship. And custom user names. And kick-ass hats.

[Psychotic]

Excellent advice, Friend Jaffar, these enemies are grasping at their straws!

[Lost Number]

Face it, all the coolest avatars belong to us.
We are the coolest party. Heh, well maybe Jaffar doesnt like the water.

[Shoden]

You're just blackmailing me to go because you feel threatened and are getting pwned.

[Psychotic]

You're just blackmailing me to go because you feel threatened and are getting pwned.Yes, that's right, your bad grammar can really pwn true warriors like Psychotic, Rye or Jaffar. I think not, good sir! I THINK NOT!

[Jaffar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Then May Your Days Of Plunder Be Profitable Red Mage But Such Things Are For The Folly.....And The Weak. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But Do Not Let Sugar Taste Bitter Ring Out In Joy And Do So Well, For Then You May Taste Sour Instead My Friend! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH