Totally Unfunny, Totally Unoriginal (TUTU) Party - We rock more than most.

[Psychotic]

Hey look at that, you got post #1500! I think we're supposed to make a fuss about these things, right?

Who got #666 and #1337? (we're supposed to care about those too, although I'm more concerned about #892)

[Rye]

I bet I got 1337.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/1337.jpg

[Agent Proto]

Actually I did. O_o

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1544198&postcount=1337

[SammieBabe]

666 was Awesomeman....I thought it was Neel for some reason...

[Rye]

Actually I did. O_o

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1544198&postcount=1337

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/nowai2.jpg

[Psychotic]

What about #892?

[Rye]

What about 420?

[Tavrobel]

How about post #1508? Who got that?

[Psychotic]

I'm tempted to delete a post and say I did, but I'm an admirer of smartassology.

[SammieBabe]

Ok page 51 needs to get alot cooler....

[Tavrobel]

I'm tempted to delete a post and say I did, but I'm an admirer of smartassology.

Thanks. Your choice of admiration is quality stuff.
Smartassology is after all completely original, and completely funny! It embodies the party!

[Psychotic]

Too funny for us. We'll stick with our Chuck Norris facts, thanks.

Hey guys, I heard Chuck Norris burped, and then a goose lost all its feathers and was blasted through a brick wall! SIMULTANEOUSLY!

[Tavrobel]

I never suggested it should replace Chuck Norris.

[Psychotic]

Oh, but you did.
I...suggested it should replace Chuck Norris

[Levian]

Hey, who's that hot chick in your avatar?

[Psychotic]

One of RSL's usual floozies.

[Tavrobel]

Oh, but you did.

Ohh, but I didn't.

[Levian]

One of RSL's usual floozies.

I was talking to tavrobel.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, I know you were, but I kinda figured that if I pretended that you were talking to me, you'd talk to me.

And boy oh boy did you ever fall right into my trap.

[Tavrobel]

It's not a chick at all. It's a shrinked version of the battle sprite of Kefka when you fight him in Narshe, during the "protect Banon" mission after reuniting the party, and getting Celes/Cyan, etc.


Yeah, I know you were, but I kinda figured that if I pretended that you were talking to me, you'd talk to me.

And boy oh boy did you ever fall right into my trap.

OHH NOESXXORS!! I GONE FEL INTU TEH TRAPPZZORS!! MST RESIST TEH RUGE TO JOIN TUTU PARTY!

[Psychotic]

Why is he wearing makeup, heels and a dress then?

[Levian]

Yeah, I know you were, but I kinda figured that if I pretended that you were talking to me, you'd talk to me.

And boy oh boy did you ever fall right into my trap.


Man, you trick me like a kid yearning for candy. I should just lay down and die, because outsmarting you would be a Waste Of Time™

[Tavrobel]

Why is he wearing makeup, heels and a dress then?

It's Kefka. No more is needed to be said... unless you haven't played FFVI...

[Psychotic]

Oh wait, sorry, I was looking in the mirror, not at your avatar.

In FFVI, Kefka is the one who gets the gold medal in the 1400m double grope, right?

[Tavrobel]

Oh wait, sorry, I was looking in the mirror, not at your avatar.

In FFVI, Kefka is the one who gets the gold medal in the 1400m double grope, right?


Fool. Moron! KNOW YOUR FACTS! HE GOT IT IN THE 2100m! A POX ON THEE!
He got Silver in the 1400m...

[Psychotic]

Oh yeah, he only managed a silver in the 1400m because that stag beetle crawled into his one-piece skin-tight bulge-displaying athletics gear.

(The stag beetle was FFVI's "main char!")

[Tavrobel]

No wonder Shadow was so messed up... him and Kefka...
EWW!

[Levian]

Tavrobel is Taco Bell's evil limbless twin.

[Tavrobel]

Actually I'm the good one. I don't make you fat just by looking at me. I make you fat by other means.

And no, I DO have limbs. I'm a tree on the edge of Valinor, and based off a small property in England.

[Psychotic]

Limbless, eh?

One time when I was 8, I overheard some kid telling another kid that he once saw this naked guy with a long beard who had no arms or legs being driven around in an open truck/van thing begging for money.

I think this is a clue.

[Tavrobel]

Psychotic, trying to find Chuck Norris is like trying to believe anyone listens to you. It's harder to believe than it seems.

[Levian]

I'd be naked too if I was limbless.

[Tavrobel]

You know, I had a dream about Chuck Norris last night, and I woke up EXACTLY as you described me.

[Psychotic]

Psychotic, trying to find Chuck Norris is like trying to believe anyone listens to you. It's harder to believe than it seems.The pidgeons listen to me. :mad:
I'd be naked too if I was limbless.But would you be in the back of an open van/truck? Where the hell did he get it from?

[Levian]

limbless and evil?

edit: dammit psy.

[Tavrobel]

The pidgeons listen to me. :mad:But would you be in the back of an open van/truck? Where the hell did he get it from?

Well, they would listen to you if you spelled them correctly. TUTU pwnage.

[Psychotic]

I wasn't referring to pigeons. I was referring to the punk rock band, The pidgeons. (And yes their name has a small p) Snap.

[SammieBabe]

They all listen to Psy...'cause he's wanted dead or alive....

[amratis]

Hey look at that, you got post #1500! I think we're supposed to make a fuss about these things, right?



Go on then! Make a fuss! I dont see no fuss here! :mad2:

EDIT - for crazy spelling

[Levian]

Let's make love instead.

[amratis]

Hey thats Psy's line you punk! :p

[Rye]

I like your WAKKA.

[Levian]

How do you like my new sig? Miriel made it.

[Psychotic]

By "WAKKA" she means "BUTTOCKS". :)

[Levian]

and by "like" she meant "penetrate"

[Rye]

By "penetrate" I meant "saw Crash penetrate"

[Levian]

I don't sleep with banned people.

Baloki doesn't count.

[Psychotic]

ff babe had better. She's mine, and mine alone.

[Rye]

No what Louise said.

[Psychotic]

Yes it freakin' was. She made an entire thread for me. I didn't see her doing that for you.

[Jaffar]

My Friends! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jaffar Has Returned From His Journyes HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Do you Not See HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What Has Been Done Scince Jaffar Leave My Friends? Tell Jaffar What Has He Missed Here That He Should Know.HAHAHAHAHAHA But Do Not Worry Our Patron Goddess Is Rye And Not Ill Fate Can Happen To Those Who Have Favor With The Gods This Jaffar Knows :D .

Psy,Ubel,Rye Come My Friends Let Us Cheer In Joy Once Again

[Tavrobel]

My Friends! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jaffar Has Returned From His Journyes HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Do you Not See HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What Has Been Done Scince Jaffar Leave My Friends? Tell Jaffar What Has He Missed Here That He Should Know.HAHAHAHAHAHA But Do Not Worry Our Patron Goddess Is Rye And Not Ill Fate Can Happen To Those Who Have Favor With The Gods This Jaffar Knows :D .

Psy,Ubel,Rye Come My Friends Let Us Cheer In Joy Once Again

Well, that's good. How was the journey?

[Jaffar]

It Was But A Great One My Friend, But This You Can Hear In My New Post For There Is A Great Journey Indeed.

Has Our Group Defeated Any Great Warrior's Or Have We Not Yet Found A Challange That Has Everted Fear HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Tell Jaffar Of WHat He Has Missed, Have We New Friends? Or More Challanges?

[Tavrobel]

Psychotic has gone mad with power. His wordplay has tempted me to joining the TUTU party! And Levian has a new signature that he claims Miriel made. But his signature also says that she may not have made it! Ohh, the bitter confusion.

[Psychotic]

Welcome back, Jaffar!

No great warriors have darkened our thread since you left, and we have not faced any challenges, although we will have to face some soon, I am sure.

Are you joining or aren't you, Tav? 'cause I won't be able to sleep at night until you tell me!

[Tavrobel]

Welcome back, Jaffar!

No great warriors have darkened our thread since you left, and we have not faced any challenges, although we will have to face some soon, I am sure.

I threatened the thread, but I am no boss...
Yet.

The Red Mage Pirates also attempted a raid on this thread, but it was quickly stopped, because the leader of the raid had no followers. The leader of the raid was also the leader of the party. Now, let's all use our uber-newber math skills to figure out what that means.

[Jaffar]

Then Jaffar Honors You Tavrobel And Bids Gar Ak Asen.

So It Was A Folly Attack HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pathetic So Then Also Jaffar Has Nothing To Worry, But For Them You See They Must Worry Wether For Them THe Sun Rises For Jaffar Does Not Bode Well With Transgresion's.

HAHAHAHAHAHA Go My Friends To y New Post And Tell Jaffar Of Your Feelings For This Jaffar Wants To Know

[Tavrobel]

Thanks.

[Doomie]

Oh Mighty Jaffar, My Travels Are Long And Boring, Much Unlike Yours. Yet Your Bravery Gives Me The Desire To Seek Adventure. Thou Art Brave, Sir Jaffar.

Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JackNapier]

Welcome back Jaffar! Many things have hapened. Such as a conversation about Kefka without myself involved. I was overcome with sorrow but your return has pleasened me, pleasened me like a vanilla dipped donut.

[Skarr]

The return of Jaffar signals a great victory for TUTU. Alright now all we need to do is destroy the Hot air ballons party.


EDIT~You guys were right though. Page 52 is where all the hot action occurs.

[Psychotic]

Maybe kikimm will even post on this page!

[RSL]

Maybe RSL will!

[JackNapier]

Maybe Kefka and Chuck Norris themselves will!

[kikimm]

One thousand apologies. :(

[Jaffar]

My Friends You Have Brought Me Much Happiness And Joy, I Only Then Wish You To Be As Happy As I Am To Be With Such Good Friends And Much Noble Warrior's.I Honor You All Truly I Would Give My Honor For None Other Then My Friends Be Sure Of This I Truly Love You All Even Tho I Cannot See Or Hear You Your Words Reach Me Far Deeper My Friends This Is What I Feel.Would You Then Honor Me My Friends

[Rye]

Jaffar! You are a noble warrior. :D

[Tavrobel]

Very noble indeed.

[Psychotic]

And I'm spent.

Young man, there's no need to be cool.
I said, young man, you can just be a tool.
I said, young man, who d'you think you can fool?
There's no need to be so witty.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, you're not original so,
You can spam there, and I'm sure you will find
Many dumb ways to waste your own time.

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

They have everything for lamers to enjoy,
You can diss Bush with all the boys...

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

You can spam Chuck facts, you can call emos twats,
You can even talk about pirates

Young man, are you laughing at me?
I said, young man, why be so funny?
I said, young man, lose your hilarity
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your wit on the shelf,
And just post there, at the TUTU.
I'm sure you can steal their jokes.

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

They have everything for you men to spam,
You can hate Bush and Uncle Sam

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

You can call emos wet, win at the internet,
You can even post chat logs I bet...

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

Correct grammar that's wrong, o rly all night long,
OMFG D00D I SMOK3D DA BOOOOOOONG!11!11!!1

That's when Yammy came right up to me,
And said, Psycho, take a look at GC.
There's a thread there, called the TUTU
They can start you back on your way.

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

My friends, this is what we call "winning at the internet." :p

[Rye]

And I'm spent.

Young man, there's no need to be cool.
I said, young man, you can just be a tool.
I said, young man, who d'you think you can fool?
There's no need to be so witty.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, you're not original so,
You can spam there, and I'm sure you will find
Many dumb ways to waste your own time.

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

They have everything for lamers to enjoy,
You can diss Bush with all the boys...

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

You can spam Chuck facts, you can call emos twats,
You can even talk about pirates

Young man, are you laughing at me?
I said, young man, why be so funny?
I said, young man, lose your hilarity
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your wit on the shelf,
And just go there, to the TUTU.
I'm sure you can steal their jokes.

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

They have everything for you men to spam,
You can hate Bush and Uncle Sam

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

You can call emos wet, win at the internet,
You can even post chat logs I bet...

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

Correct grammar that's wrong, o rly all night long,
OMFG D00D I SMOK3D DA BOOOOOOONG!11!11!!1

That's when Yammy came right up to me,
And said, Psycho, take a look at GC.
There's a thread there, called the TUTU
They can start you back on your way.

It's not funny at the T-U-T-U.
It's not original at the T-U-T-U.

My friends, this is what we call "winning at the internet." :p


You. God. xDDDDD

[Tavrobel]

That's freaking awesome.

[Jaffar]

HAHAHAHAHAH Yes My Friend Psy What Wonderful Rhyme You Place Before Your Great Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Should Then Jaffar Not Humble You With Rhyming Of His Own HAHAHAHAHA Perhaps But Jaffar Has No Ability In Such Things So He Will leave It To Great Psy HAHHAHAHAHAHA:D

My Friends Jaffar Must Bid You Farewell For Now, Jaffar Will Know Share The Tender Love And Compassion With His Cousin's And Friends Outside For The Night Is Very Beautifully, So Then May Wherever You Are May You Also Witness Such Great Sight. Farewell My Friends I Will Perhaps Speak To You Again In The Next Day

[Levian]

Somebody needs to record that with a mic.

[Rye]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/TUTUVILLAGE.jpg

[Ultima Shadow]

:mog: = The OMG-mog

[Psychotic]

I suppose it's an anagram.

[Rye]

I'm dissapointed by the lack of support for the VILLAGE PEOPLE, gosh. I mean, PROTO!

[Psychotic]

That's your problem right there. Who'd want to support him?

[Cuchulainn]

But he's ninja, I seen his picture, orange ninja to boot.

[amratis]

The Red Mage Pirates also attempted a raid on this thread, but it was quickly stopped, because the leader of the raid had no followers.

Why dont we ever attack other threads? Or do we and I havn't noticed? :confused:

Our leader should lead attacks, shouldnt he? *nudges Psy*


You. God. xDDDDD

What she said Psy.

And as for someone recording it, theres always the meetup, just bring the lyrics! What can we record it on? If we do bring a ps2 maybe we can hack singstar?

[Psychotic]

I'm pretty much the only person in this party that does post in other parties threads.

But looking at other party's so called attacks, largely consisting of "Hey guys, join our party, it's better than yours!" (Surprisingly enough, a grand total of 0 people decided to jump ship from all parties because of these 'attacks') and I decided that hey, I may be an idiot, but I'm not going to try to be any more of an idiot.

[amratis]

But you still post in their threads? Just to spam them up I suppose?

[Psychotic]

Or to criticise them for stealing stuff. *COUGH*PIRATE RED MAGES*COUGH*CHUCK NORRIS AND EMO HATING*COUGH*

[amratis]

I wouldnt know, I've hardly looked into the other party threads. And anyway, of course they'd steal our stuff! Our's is the only stuff worth stealing! :D

How'd I get one of the banners as my sig again?

[Lost Number]

Hey, Psy, you INVITED US!

[Psychotic]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/profile.php?do=editsignature

Then change the URL of your current banner for the URL of whatever new one you want.

I do waaaay too much for you, Army. (Yeah, Baloki has the right idea) Next you'll be asking me to dress you. Hey, ask me in Birmingham and I'll see what I can do. (Retro 70's disco monk-clown chic :cool:)

EDIT: And you came and went and we had a good time, Lost Numbero. (If I add the o, it makes you sound COOL and HAPPENIN') it wasn't an attack, it was a tea party. :)

[SammieBabe]

That song is the greatest thing I have ever heard...

[amratis]

I do waaaay too much for you, Army. (Yeah, Baloki has the right idea) Next you'll be asking me to dress you. Hey, ask me in Birmingham and I'll see what I can do. (Retro 70's disco monk-clown chic :cool:)



*flutters eyelash's in happiness* Oh Psy my darling I cant wait, can you wear the shiny silver thong and retro wig again??? and the huge platforms?!

Ho ho HO

edit - oh and ta for the sig. Isnt the ickle owl cute!

[Psychotic]

For you, my sweetheart, anything.

Anything except everything, that is. :cool:

[amratis]

Oh the humanity! :crying2: *dies*

[Dignified Pauper]

didn't this thread have 2000 posts?

[Psychotic]

No.

[Dignified Pauper]

well, if you merge and join with the Fat Chocobo Party, it would definitely have more than 2000 posts... so how about it, let's join together,

[SammieBabe]

Let's not and say we didn't! kthxbai

[Tavrobel]

well, if you merge and join with the Fat Chocobo Party, it would definitely have more than 2000 posts... so how about it, let's join together,

If they did that, it would have the same result as building the Third Temple. No one wants that.

[Rye]

But he's ninja, I seen his picture, orange ninja to boot.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/tin-050207.gif

[Faris]

And that's why Pirates are better than ninjas :love:

[Tavrobel]

...

20359

[Lost Number]

And that's why Pirates are better than ninjas :love:
Why are you not in the PRM?

[Clouded Sky]

Psy You STINK. You smell bad. And you wear pink panties. I was so disgusted when I saw you making out with a russian mountain cat i almost hurled. twice. and now you have the gall to make an official i'm psy and all i want are a few friends/betime partners party. i must say, i am appaled.

[Psychotic]

I think he likes me! Can I keep him, mom? He followed me home!

[Clouded Sky]

don't make me bust out those incriminating pictures.

[Psychotic]

Oh that sounds positively sinful.

[Doomie]

I can't believe I only have like 10 posts out of 1603. Much less than last time. Let's ask Rainecloud to join!

[Clouded Sky]

remember that one time you killed a walrus? or how about when you pretended i was a rhino. worst night of my life. and you didn't even have protection. on a plus side, arsenal won you silly english chap.

[Doomie]

Why did you jerks steal the BAoTW mascot?

[Psychotic]

Because he's too lazy to make a new sig.

[Clouded Sky]

Psy's point is right on. I have no ambition to go back in time and STEAL mascots. Rather, I'll just use a sig that stole the mascot a year ago. I still have that picture of psy hanging a poor walrus. And you know what, I think I liked BAoTW better than TUTU. Now, I'll stop complaining if Psy gives me what I want...

[Psychotic]

You should use the clouded sky rhino sig. That thing was awesome.

[Clouded Sky]

in hindsight, that was cool.
good work psy.

[Levian]

Typical of the fluffy pink party to make up new words like hindsight and act like it has a meaning.

[Clouded Sky]

hindsight

n : understanding the nature of an event after it has happened; "hindsight is always better than foresight"

[Psychotic]

Wow, you're really going all out with this "hindsight" hoax, aren't you?

[Clouded Sky]

what good is it making up a word unless you make up a dictionary definition to go with it? if you didn't have one of those, you could never try to pass it off as a real word.

[Levian]

We see right through you, CLOUDED SKY. More like Hoaxed Sky if you ask me.

[Psychotic]

lazzerango

a : a commonly used phrase on Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, used to show one's disgust for member 'totally emo'. "That freakin' totally emo tried to be my friend again, but he was oozing gently from his ears. It was totally lazzerango."

[Clouded Sky]

Hmm, so that's pretty similar to lezzarango, isn't it?

[Levian]

Here we go again. Lezzarango?

[Rye]

By snowprincess, do you mean that bald guy who liked snowflakes?

[Ultima Shadow]

And now, it's time for the daily news of the daily day of the day:

More than 2% of children in France are named "Fred". This is a major problem and vis versa...

In Iraq, people are finally starting to like the song "Santa is coming for YOU" again. The American officer, Fred (OMG MAYBE HE'S ACTUALLY FRENCH) says that if things keeps going this good, Spice Girls may actually have a live-consert over here in a few months. Well, that really does sound awesome, doesn't it?

In scottland, the import of Japanese pokemon cards have increased by 40%. We hope that this won't influence the overall quality of Bruce Lee's performance in the movie "Tigers are Wild".

Lastly, South California is being invaded by an army of undead rabbits while a big meteor is heeding towards the earth and will most likely hit somewhere in the middle of the ocean, resulting in countless mega-tsunamis that will cover about 90% of the earth's surface, completely annihilating everything in their way and resulting in the deaths of more than 95% of all humans and ruining our most important life-necessary resources.

That's all for today!

Tomorrow, we're going to let you know whenever John Kerry really used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before going to sleep when he was younger. :hyper:

[Psychotic]

Here we go again. Lezzarango?Don't mind him, he's just making up words again. This situation is so lazzerango.

EDIT: Didn't you post something like that in the BAoTW thread, Shads? :love:

[Levian]

By snowprincess, do you mean that bald guy who liked snowflakes?

No, I searched google for "signature"

[Clouded Sky]

1. lezzarango (n.) - marked by intense feeling for EoFF Forum member Pyshcotic.

Oh, I wish Psy would stop being so mean, can't he see I have so much lezzarango for him?

[Ultima Shadow]

Chanses are I did, Psy-baby! ;)

[Jaffar]

My Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAH

How Noisy Has Our Fair Post Become Today, Perhaps it Is Because We Have Been Breached For You See I Also Smell A Foul Stench Of Enemies About. What Now More Stumbling Of Our Foes Or More Jerking And Struggling Not To be Greeted By Jaffars Cleave Now That He Is At Last Here GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Come My Friends Let Us Drown The Words Of Clumsy Men And Woman And Ring Out In Only Joy Of Our Great Strength And Might Over Cute And Weak Men GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Clouded Sky]

My Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAH

How Noisy Has Our Fair Post Become Today, Perhaps it Is Because We Have Been Breached For You See I Also Smell A Foul Stench Of Enemies About. What Now More Stumbling Of Our Foes Or More Jerking And Struggling Not To be Greeted By Jaffars Cleave Now That He Is At Last Here GHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Come My Friends Let Us Drown The Words Of Clumsy Men And Woman And Ring Out In Only Joy Of Our Great Strength And Might Over Cute And Weak Men GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I've come to the conclusion I am not the person with the worst grasp of languange in this thread. Thanks Jaffar.

[Psychotic]

1. lezzarango (n.) - marked by intense feeling for EoFF Forum member PyshcoticOh my, like this totally isn't an attempt to make me take the "spelling my name wrong" bait. Yawn. Try harder next week, and maybe we'll let you hang out with us COOL KIDS™ sometime.

Jaffar! Welcome back. Please ignore totally emo's jealousy of your prowess.

[Rye]

Jaffar! Welcome back. :D We missed you, friend!

[Ultima Shadow]

Ok, attention plz cuz dis is serious business ya know, m'kay?!!!1111

Yesterday I thought I'd find some friendz on da intarwebz, but I didn't find any!!11 plz help me out m'kay?!?!?!???!1111111 :( :) ;) :cool: :eek: :tongue: :confused: :mad: :mad2: :(

[Psychotic]

Ok, attention plz cuz dis is serious business ya know, m'kay?!!!1111

Yesterday I thought I'd find some friendz on da intarwebz, but I didn't find any!!11 plz help me out m'kay?!?!?!???!1111111 :( :) ;) :cool: :eek: :tongue: :confused: :mad: :mad2: :(awwww hun *huggles* ^.^

ill be ur friend :):):) if u need nething luv im just a pm away! ^__^;;

[Clouded Sky]

will you be my friend psy. i'm sick of cutting my wrists...

[Psychotic]

No. I hate you. Go away. :irked: :mad: :mad2: :frust:

[Jaffar]

Totally Emo Why Then My Friend Do You Linger here, Do You Wish Serenity With Jaffar Or Are You Void Of Warmth For Much Fire And Rage Has Jaffar And Also Much Generous And Giving Is Jaffar GHAHAHAHAHA.

I Swear My Friends We Are But Less Worthy On This Post Then Our Enemies For They Have Clouded There Judgement And Seen That It They Who Will Make Sweet Talk HAHAHAHAHAHA But Jaffar Has Sweet Words As Well And Much Generous Is He With Them HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Rye My Friend Of All The Gods Tell Me Of Your Days And Tell Me Of Your Happiness For Jaffar Knows Only Happiness And Knows That No Sorrow Haunts His Good Friends.

[Ultima Shadow]

awwww hun *huggles* ^.^

ill be ur friend :):):) if u need nething luv im just a pm away! ^__^;;OMG! Dis is lyke teh best day in da life!!!11 I'll PM you a lotz of hawt pix I took wit my webcam, lol!11111 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :confused: :)

[Clouded Sky]

*kisses jaffar?*

[Ultima Shadow]

*kisses jaffar?*Ewwwwwwww!!! Poor Jaffar! :(

[Rye]

Rye My Friend Of All The Gods Tell Me Of Your Days And Tell Me Of Your Happiness For Jaffar Knows Only Happiness And Knows That No Sorrow Haunts His Good Friends.

Thank you! My days have been well, I've been helping my friends in this party and enjoying my days off from school. How have your days been, friend Jaffar?

[Jaffar]

My Friend Emo I Do not Understand Do You Do Not Wish Jaffar To Become Bitter Like The Sea?HAHAHAAHAHAHA Then Jaffar Wishes You An Even Bigger Sea Of Sweet Friendship HAHAHAHAHAHA This Is Indeed Great HAHAHAHAHAHAHA What Sweet And Tender Joy We Will Have HAHAHAHAHAHA And Ring Out In Better Greeting's The Next Day ;) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Oh Sweet Rye Jaffars Days Have Always Been Good And Always Does Jaffar Wish The Great Fortune And Favor For His Friends This Is For Sure. School Rye? Tell Jaffar Of Your Studies For He Wishes To Know, Jaffar Has Envy For Such A Thing He To Once Had An Elder Who Tought Jaffar All That He Knows But Now Sadly He Gone No longer Living For The Old Man Reached his Time Long Ago :(

[Levian]

I miss the times when the white text in Jaffar's posts would be riddles.

Emergency double post because of hil-ar-ious chat log.

Edit: ok thanks to the mod who merged my posts, I guess.

[dragone777] wanna hear ajokwe?
[Levian] YES
[dragone777] ok
[Sin|FFXI] ;)
[Levian] please tell us a joke, satan
[Levian] *dragone
[dragone777] knock knock
[Levian] whos' there
[Sin|FFXI] SATEN
[Sin|FFXI] xD
[Levian] saten who?
[dragone777] TURKEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ultima Shadow]

I miss the times when the white text in Jaffar's posts would be riddles.I miss the times when hentai babes where real and running all over the place, haunted by tentacle beasts.

[Rye]

My Friend Emo I Do not Understand Do You Do Not Wish Jaffar To Become Bitter Like The Sea?HAHAHAAHAHAHA Then Jaffar Wishes You An Even Bigger Sea Of Sweet Friendship HAHAHAHAHAHA This Is Indeed Great HAHAHAHAHAHAHA What Sweet And Tender Joy We Will Have HAHAHAHAHAHA And Ring Out In Better Greeting's The Next Day ;) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Oh Sweet Rye Jaffars Days Have Always Been Good And Always Does Jaffar Wish The Great Fortune And Favor For His Friends This Is For Sure. School Rye? Tell Jaffar Of Your Studies For He Wishes To Know, Jaffar Has Envy For Such A Thing He To Once Had An Elder Who Tought Jaffar All That He Knows But Now Sadly He Gone No longer Living For The Old Man Reached his Time Long Ago :(

I'm sorry for your loss! :( One day, when you're an Elder, you should teach people all you know!

I take English, History, Math, Biology, Chorus, Art, PE and Photography. :)

[Clouded Sky]

oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?

[Ultima Shadow]

oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?Drugs are bad, my friend. Drugs are bad. I told you not to "just try it out"! :(

[Tavrobel]

I suppose not pointing out that Jaffar doesn't use punctuation is a good place to start. Of course, if you call yourself someone who kows English, whatever Jaffar says shouldn't be hard to read, and his posts are rather interesting. Wisdom finds alot of room here. Of course, you will never succeed, for Psy belongs to --

*shot*


I miss the times when hentai babes where real and running all over the place, haunted by tentacle beasts.

That's why we invented the Law of Lemons. It was all Chuck Norris' idea.

[Jaffar]

I'm sorry for your loss! One day, when you're an Elder, you should teach people all you know!


Haha It Is Ok Rye, You See I Have Never Seen My Father, One Day The Desert Took Took Him As If To Torment Me And leave Me Without Nothing But Hate For The Scroched Land. So Eya Took Me And Tought Me All That I Know, He Has Showed Me The Mountains And Tought Me About Pride, He Showed Me The Groves And Tought Me About Love, He Then Showed Me The River And Tought Me About Life, He Told Me To Gaze Upon The Sky And So My Wisdom Grew, He Shown Me The Ocean And I Learned Of The World. Then He Showed Me The Desert, And What A Painfull Sight That Was And Tought Me A Harsh Lesson About Love And Loss And Showed Me How Cruel And Harsh Life, Men And Lands Of All Kind Can Be.This Is What I Owe Him, I Owe Him The Mountains,Sky,Ocean,Rivers,Groves And Even Deserts For This I Could Never Repay Him And Now He Is Truly Gone.




oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?

Solve This Riddle My Friend And You Will Have Your Answer :D


I Soar Without Wings,
I See Without Eyes.
I've Traveled The Universe To And Fro.
I've Conquered The World,
Yet I Never Left Home.

What Am I?

[Tavrobel]

God. Probably a true statement too.

[Ultima Shadow]

...Chuck Norris?

[Jaffar]

:( My Friend Tavrobel This Is Not The Truth

For Much Passion Has Totally Emo
But Even More Wisdom To Answer Jaffars Riddle?

[Ultima Shadow]

Oh wait! I got it! It's... ME!!! :eek:

[Tavrobel]

My Friend Tavrobel This Is Not The Truth

For Much Passion Has Totally Emo
But Even More Wisdom To Answer Jaffars Riddle?

I meant it to refer to you, my fine feathered friend. Perhaps his wisdom will lead Psy to him, before I do anything completely insane. After all, wouldn't we all like to fly without wings? (provided we wouldn't crash into the ground first)


Oh wait! I got it! It's... ME!!! :eek:
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6803/orlyluigi3nd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Psychotic]

I'm glad to see things are going so swimmingly.

I've always wanted to use the word "swimmingly". It's like, a dream come true. Maybe I should write an Oscars-esque acceptance speech.

[Ultima Shadow]

Oh wait! I got it! It's... ME!!! :eek:
Oh and just for the record... I was not talking about Jaffar's riddle. I saw a cool, sexy, totally awesome "higher being" outside a window. But then I discovered that it wasn't a window at all. It was, in fact, a mirror! ;)

[Clouded Sky]

All I get from that is you Jaffar. You are the only person I could tihnk that would be able to accomplish so much. In which case you must help me bond with Psy.

[Tavrobel]

I'm glad to see things are going so swimmingly.

I've always wanted to use the word "swimmingly". It's like, a dream come true. Maybe I should write an Oscars-esque acceptance speech.

Good luck with that...


Oh and just for the record... I was not talking about Jaffar's riddle. I saw a cool, sexy, totally awesome "higher being" outside a window. But then I discovered that it wasn't a window at all. It was, in fact, a mirror!

I would not suggest you look behind you. For the image you see...
IS ME!

[Clouded Sky]

You know, I like 75% of TUTU. I would be all for it, but that second T just kinda bothers me.

[JackNapier]

Good luck with that...



I would not suggest you look behind you. For the image you see...
IS ME!
And the image beside you...IS ME! Your surrounded by Kefka fans (Tavrobels a Kefka fan right?)!

[Tavrobel]

The last time I checked, my Avatar got confused for a really hot chick. One of RSL's floozies, if I'm not mistaken.

[JackNapier]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned my sig.

[Psychotic]

Good luck with that...Thanks for cheering me on, buddy-buddy!

EDIT: Ubel's sig.

[Tavrobel]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned my sig.
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5570/orlymrmiyagi7pd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Skarr]

Psy's so soft when he's ready. :rolleyes2

Edit~ Oh Ultima Shadow which hentai are you watching today? :tongue:

[JackNapier]

Someone should look for a Kefka cosplay.

[Tavrobel]

Someone should look for a Kefka cosplay.

I've seen one before. But there's nothing that captures the true insanity of Kefka.

[JackNapier]

Unless Jack Nicholson one day decided to. That would make me laugh.

[Tavrobel]

Psy would make a great Kefka.

[JackNapier]

I sense something hilarious about to happen. We just gave Psy an idea.

[Skarr]

He would, wouldn't he. Yeah, I can see it now...

[Psychotic]

Psy's so soft when he's ready. :rolleyes2 I'm a kitten at heart. Mew! Mew! *paws at you softly* ^_^

Ugh, I sound just like a furry. I think I'm going to need to down a couple of gallons of industrial strength bleach to clean out the disgusting. (I'm using it as a noun for the purposes of this sentence, for all of you kids who want to jump on my grammar and are too idiotic to understand when I use words in a different way. Oh, and jumping on my grammar anyway, pretending to ignore this, is hilarious. Please do so!)

[Rye]

I'm a kitten at heart. Mew! Mew! *paws at you softly* ^_^

Ugh, I sound just like a furry. I think I'm going to need to down a couple of gallons of industrial strength bleach to clean out the disgusting. (I'm using it as a noun for the purposes of this sentence, for all of you kids who want to jump on my grammar and are too idiotic to understand when I use words in a different way. Oh, and jumping on my grammar anyway, pretending to ignore this, is hilarious. Please do so!)

Everyfur knows that furry is the new emo! ;)

[Tavrobel]

I'm a kitten at heart. Mew! Mew! *paws at you softly* ^_^

Ugh, I sound just like a furry. I think I'm going to need to down a couple of gallons of industrial strength bleach to clean out the disgusting. (I'm using it as a noun for the purposes of this sentence, for all of you kids who want to jump on my grammar and are too idiotic to understand when I use words in a different way. Oh, and jumping on my grammar anyway, pretending to ignore this, is hilarious. Please do so!)


Everyfur knows that being a furry is the new emo!

That's right. We may have to criticize you for being the new Emo.

[Psychotic]

Says the guy with a panda samurai in his sig.

[Tavrobel]

The correct term is "Pandaren".
And how are Pandas Emo?

Trying to find Chuck Norris is like trying to find a good samurai panda.
For a clearer explanation, trying to find Chuck Norris is like trying to find Psy's dignity.
And using our uber-newber math skills, what does that mean?

[Psychotic]

Panda's are emo because of all that makeup they wear. White faces, black around the eyes...oh wait, that's goth. Pandas are goths, then.

(And I meant a "Pandaren" is furry, which it is)

[Tavrobel]

O NOESXXORS!! M SIG SI EMO!! NOES!!

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2954/pwnt314872pq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

EDIT: I just love going super-Nazi on these o rly and pwnt pics.

[Psychotic]

Damned right.

Hey, is that slapping guy Neel?

[Tavrobel]

Probably. Although we will need some input from everyone else on that...

[JackNapier]

I beleive it is. And the other guy is Proto. (the guy getting pwned.)

[Psychotic]

Proto doesn't look like that. That guy looks more like Azar. Damned fire-crotch.

[Tavrobel]

Proto doesn't look like that. That guy looks more like Azar. Damned fire-crotch.

Yay for the day that man ever conceived of the idea of double-entendres.


I beleive it is. And the other guy is Proto. (the guy getting pwned.)

What is this!? UBEL HAST USED AN EYE AFTER IY INCORRECTLY!! WE MUST HAXXORS HIM!!!!1111!!!!oneone!!!two

[JackNapier]

I am ashamed of myself.

[Tavrobel]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.
I will refer you to the previously used PWNT picture.

[Psychotic]

Tav is truly one of us now. Bless his little heart. (Don't worry Tav, it's personality that counts. :))

[Tavrobel]

Crap, new page. Just as a reminder to all those new to the thread...

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2954/pwnt314872pq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Tav is truly one of us now. Bless his little heart. (Don't worry Tav, it's personality that counts. )

NONONONO! The journey to the Dark Side is complete! Now all I need is a TUTU banner... custom made, with my Emo Pandaren. I have only one thing to say to that...
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/7046/orlypalpatine6so.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4711/529282f30eg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Psychotic]

The Dark Side? Nah, you have us mistaken for the Sith. We're the Slightly Grey Side.

[JackNapier]

Chuck Norris can out-power The Emperor any day. Chuck Norris has the most 1337357 force powers of them all.

[Skarr]

If we were the dark side, I would have already chucked Flying Mullets hands off with my red lightsaber. But we're in the grey area of things. Besides, if anyone wants to fight us...Jaffar is always on call.

[amratis]

oh sweet lover of all but sorrow, jaffar, tell me, oh wise one, how to i make psy my own?

*looks smug*

And no I have nothing else to add, I'm far too unoriginal.

[Mittopotahis]

The Dark Side? Nah, you have us mistaken for the Sith. We're the Slightly Grey Side.

What is the percentage of white in the slightly grey?

[Psychotic]

57%.

[Rye]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/WAT.jpg

[Cuchulainn]

Why haven't you listed the looter yet?
http://www.bairey.com/journal/katrina2.jpg

http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/looter_20_dance_looter_dance.jpg

http://www.cleavelin.net/archives001/looter4_19.gif

[Rye]

Why haven't you listed the looter yet?
http://www.bairey.com/journal/katrina2.jpg

http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/looter_20_dance_looter_dance.jpg

http://www.cleavelin.net/archives001/looter4_19.gif

xDDDDD

[Psychotic]

That guy has a really creepy smile.

[Rye]

But the question is... would you hit that?

[Psychotic]

Do you really need to ask?

[Rye]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/YARLY.jpg

[DK]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/psyrly.jpg

[Psychotic]

I have a nametag for a penis. Neat.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/ryeryechu/emokyono.jpg

[Cuchulainn]

http://www.mousebyte.com/spectre/looter20.jpg

http://images.quizilla.com/U/UL/ULE/uleryrns/1128533911_rguymatrix.jpg

http://www.bimmerfest.com/photos/data/500/8044501Looter_Troll-med.jpg

[DK]

omfg psy i am ttly not emo how can i be emo look i'll show you my favourite band totally not emo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/psypeople.jpg

[Rye]

I am so tempted to buy you this t-shirt, Cuchulainn:

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/3/33005093_F_tn.jpg

http://www.cafepress.com/looterguy.33005093

[Psychotic]

This guy is like a one-man band.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/danjrocker.jpg

J-Rock Kawaii ^_~

[DK]

I can live with that ^______________^

Edit: Took me three hours to get into that fucking suit, though

[Rye]

I can live with that ^______________^

Edit: Took me three hours to get into that smurfing suit, though

Brown Man Lies. You got a little help from Chester Bennington. ;)

[DK]

You keep out of this before I show everyone the time you cosplayed Chun Li :mad2:

Edit: Chuck Norris ain't got crap all on Lambert

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/wtrvdb.jpg

[Psychotic]

To be fair though, no-one has crap all on Lambert.

[Tavrobel]

To be fair though, no-one has crap all on Lambert.

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8656/orlyspock1am.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ultima Shadow]

Edit~ Oh Ultima Shadow which hentai are you watching today? :tongue:Well, since you asked...

Today, Ultima Shadow is watching:

Beat Angel Escalayer!
Moonlight Lady!
Immoral Sisters!
Sibling Secret!
Black Cat!
My Girl!
Sweet Pleasure!
Beast City!

That's my daily dose of hentai "movies". As for pictures and Doujin... *endless list*

:)

[amratis]

Where the hell did all this O RLY, YA RLY, stuff come from? I must've been gone longer then I thought. *wanders off in general confusion* :Oo:

[Ultima Shadow]

Where the hell did all this O RLY, YA RLY, stuff come from? I must've been gone longer then I thought. *wanders off in general confusion* :Oo:
http://photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/orly.jpg

[amratis]

Shoulda seen THAT one coming hmm?...

[Ultima Shadow]

Shoulda seen THAT one coming hmm?...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/hooliganucla/yellowworld/yarly.jpg

[Cuchulainn]

I am so tempted to buy you this t-shirt, Cuchulainn:

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/3/33005093_F_tn.jpg

http://www.cafepress.com/looterguy.33005093



I'd love you forever if you did.

http://www.viperalley.com/fun/looty/bopem.gif

[Psychotic]

Okay that last one is classic.

[amratis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/hooliganucla/yellowworld/yarly.jpg

AND that one.

*waits patiently*

[Tavrobel]

YA RLY

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/3922/nowai9ed.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2954/pwnt314872pq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I can;t find any new PWNT pictures that aren't pornographic, so I can;t post any new ones. I did find one of a naked Japanese guy getting peed/raped by a dog, and bystanders just laughing, however.

[Rye]

I'd love you forever if you did.

http://www.viperalley.com/fun/looty/bopem.gif

xD Owned.

[amratis]

I'd love you forever if you did.

http://www.viperalley.com/fun/looty/bopem.gif

Aww please, can someone put Psy's head in that instead?

[DK]

Aww please, can someone put Psy's head in that instead?

A brother can only do so much, Homie. :{

[amratis]

:cry: Ok

[Psychotic]

Don't pick on your fellow party mates. Naughty amra.

[amratis]

Busted! :p

I aint been naughty. Honest I'm not, really...:erm:

[Rye]

http://www.looterguy.com/images/gallery/gallerytwo/images/172_jpg.jpg

[Tavrobel]

OMG THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DEADXXORS FOR AN HOUR!! WE MUST SPAM TO KEEP IT ALIVE!

[JackNapier]

Spam is actually quite tasty.

[Tavrobel]

I wonder if Psy has added me to the TUTU roster yet.

[Omnislash07]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned my sig.

umm you mean the goofy looking female clown? i just assumed it was just a generic picture of some emo.

[Psychotic]

The TUTU Roster consists of my name 137 times.

[Omnislash07]

dude psy i hope u lie because if u didnt put Chuck Norris on there then he will come and roundhouse kick u for each name on there that isnt Chuck Norris... which means 137 roundhouse kicks

[JackNapier]

Kefka is far from emo. He's always happy, look he's smiling. Cloud isn't smiling in your avatar....he must be emo. Anybody who isn't smiling 24/7 is an emo.

[Omnislash07]

lol u said kefka wasnt emo but u didnt deny the fact that she is a chick lollol.

nah cloud isnt emo he is just putting on his mad face before he goes and kills someone, he is smiling on the inside. kefka smiles all the time to hide his inner sadness and is therefore emo

[JackNapier]

Who knows maybe Kefka is a woman. He wants you to think he's emo. It's all about the deception.

[Psychotic]

Ubel would be pronounced "uhbble" wouldn't it? Übel would be much cooler.

[Levian]

I pronounce it Übel.

[SammieBabe]

What about ooo-belle?

[JackNapier]

With umlauts it would make more sense since it's German. But I don't know how to make them.

[Psychotic]

Make them like you would make sweet, sweet love to a woman, Übel.

If only I hadn't used up my necrophilia joke on Proto. Sigh...

[JackNapier]

What do I type in to get umlauts over the U?

[Psychotic]

Hell if I know. Just copy and paste from my post.

Oh no, my sig has gone.

[Ultima Shadow]

*insert hot hamster hentai here*

[Skarr]

This is where the thread gets hot, and sweaty. :)

[Psychotic]

Are you implying that it wasn't already?

[SammieBabe]

It could be hotter...

[Jaffar]

No My Friend Psy He Simply Implies That Our Band Is One Of Great Momentum HAHAHAHAHAHAHA But This Is Good It Means We Have Not Grown Lax In Our Strength :D

[Rye]

Jaffar is BACK! :D

[SammieBabe]

Jaffar is BACK! :D

But did he truly ever leave us? Is he not in our hearts forever? Do we not carry with us the warrior spirit of Jaffar on all of our travels?

[Jaffar]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Rye It Is Your Pleasant Words That Bring Jaffar, For You See Rye It Is The Birds That Wake Jaffar In The Morning Not The Morning Lord, It Is The Water Which Drives Jaffar Through The Desert Not The God Ehyut, It Is The Breath of Wind That Chills Jaffar In The Hot Seasons Not The Sky Milqart, So Then You See It Is The Good Company Of Friends And Companions That Bring Jaffar To This Place For Truly Here Is Where Friends Belong And This Jaffar Is Sure HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D

HahAHAHAHA My Friend Sammiebaby It Is The Spirits Of His Good Friends That Has Brought Jaffar Such Great Honor, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA But You Are Right HAHAHAHAHA Much Spirit Has Jaffar And Even Greater Love For His Friends And Always Will He Humble Them

[SammieBabe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaffar you bring great entertainment and joy to a humble worker on a mind numblingly boring night.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
:D

[Psychotic]

Übel actually did it! Haha, the amount of people who have names decided by me is kinda ridiculous now.

[JackNapier]

I feel like a brand new fluid covered baby.