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SammieBabe
02-23-2006, 02:26 AM
Übel actually did it! Haha, the amount of people who have names decided by me is kinda ridiculous now.

Yeah, really. You've named my unborn child too...

Psychotic
02-23-2006, 02:39 AM
Oh, tell Lord/Lady Psychotic II I said hi.

SammieBabe
02-23-2006, 02:44 AM
Peanut says Hi...

Psychotic
02-23-2006, 02:50 AM
If you name your child Peanut, I wouldn't know whether to laugh at you or the kid more.

Clouded Sky
02-23-2006, 02:57 AM
OMG ok soz, liek i was tlkaing to htis chick and shees' all IM GONNA DIE ALONE AND WITH CAT FOOD and such and such so I was all no you aren't. i just wanna hold oyu close to me .] and so she's allll like "k."

SammieBabe
02-23-2006, 03:00 AM
I'm just calling it 'Peanut' until we find out boy or girl...
And I would hope that you would laugh at me more for traumatizing my child, and sparing him any more ridicule...:)

Rye
02-23-2006, 03:15 PM
I want to be a Lord/Lady! :(

Ultima Shadow
02-23-2006, 03:57 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I lol'd

Psychotic
02-23-2006, 07:50 PM
I want to be a Lord/Lady! :(You can be a spoon.

Rye
02-23-2006, 08:08 PM
I was accused of spoondom once!

Shauna
02-23-2006, 08:13 PM
Being called a spoon is a really nasty insult here in my homeland! But then, it's Scotland. Who cares about Scotland? :p

Spiffing Cheese
02-23-2006, 08:34 PM
Shauna, am I a 'spoon'?

JackNapier
02-23-2006, 09:26 PM
I'm a fork.

SammieBabe
02-23-2006, 09:27 PM
I want to be a Lord/Lady! :(


You can be the Lady of Dirrrtay...:D

Ultima Shadow
02-23-2006, 09:29 PM
Shauna, am I a 'spoon'?
You're a Fork-Dork! *ROLLS ON DA FLOOR LAUGHING!* OMGZ!!!

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 12:04 AM
This thread has been dead without me for far too long!
But ye fools, none of you can so possibly be so cool as to be the instrument that I am! I am the almight... spork.

Psychotic
02-24-2006, 12:05 AM
Oh, I was kinda hoping you'd be a trombone. I won't lie, this is a real disappointment.

Rye
02-24-2006, 12:08 AM
You can be the Lady of Dirrrtay...:D

YOU THINK I'M DIRTY TOO!? ;___________;

xD

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 12:10 AM
YOU THINK I'M DIRTY TOO!? ;___________;

xD

Couldn't possibly be true...


Oh, I was kinda hoping you'd be a trombone. I won't lie, this is a real disappointment.

In the day I am the the almighty spork, but at night I am... still the spork. But because you wanted me to, I will become the next great TROMBONE! ALL HAIL MASTER PSY. THIS MEANS YOU TOO CHUCK NORRIS!

Psychotic
02-24-2006, 12:27 AM
I'd say this is a great start to the day, if it actually was a start to the day.

Shauna
02-24-2006, 12:31 AM
YOU THINK I'M DIRTY TOO!? ;___________;

Anyone who doesn't must be insane. :cool:

And no Emma, you are NOT a spoon! :D

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 12:37 AM
I'd say this is a great start to the day, if it actually was a start to the day.

It's the start of the day in China, at least!

SammieBabe
02-24-2006, 12:45 AM
YOU THINK I'M DIRTY TOO!? ;___________;

xD


I'm the Duchess of Raunchy, if it makes you feel better....:D

JackNapier
02-24-2006, 12:45 AM
I'll be the Duke of Nasty.

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 12:50 AM
And in this court, I shall be the Tree of Awesome, whose secondary use is as a musical instrument (the Trombone).

Psychotic
02-24-2006, 12:57 AM
Can I be the dude who has a wristwatch?

SammieBabe
02-24-2006, 12:59 AM
Can I be the dude who has a wristwatch?

You're HoodyMan!!! With the Incredible Defective Wristwatch...

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 01:04 AM
Wristwatch is still a wristwatch. You can wear it on the wrong hand! WOOT

Psychotic
02-24-2006, 01:07 AM
I thought it was more of a malfunctioning wristwatch than a defective wristwatch. But you never know, maybe I have taken one too many supervillain punches to the head!

Rye
02-24-2006, 01:08 AM
Yeah, Incredibly Malfunction Watch... Boy seriously does all the detective dirty work like finding the supervillian's location and then you're all like "IMW... Boy! I knew that, gosh!" and he gets all sad becuase he felt like he was cool for figuring out of the location and he was discredited. :p

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 01:12 AM
Less big words, please. For example, bring a three letter word down to two. Anything past one is too many.

Jaffar
02-24-2006, 02:19 AM
My Friends HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ahh Today Is A Good Day My Friends, Indeed. My Friends I Swear To You How Sweet Life Can be, Less Bitter Are Things When Only Milk And Honey Is There To Drink, But Jaffar Does Not Like Milk Or Honey HAHAHAHA Rather It Is Pleasing And Comforting Company That He Tastes HAHAHAHAHAHA Why Then Is He Able To Wake In The Morning... Why For It Is His Companions That Wake Jaffar ;) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But Forget This, My Friends Tell Jaffar Now, He Must Know. Tell Jaffar Of The Companions You Have Taken On In Life HAHAHAHAHA Tell Jaffar What Pleases You For He Wishes To Know And Maybe Then Jaffar Can Try To Please You As Well HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I want to be a Lord/Lady!

Oh Rye, Why Does The Goddess Which To Fall Here In This Loathsome Realm Of Mortals. Is It Not Better You Stay In The Heavens So As To The Gods May Envy Your Purity And Beauty For I Swear Jaffar Thinks Nothing But Favor For You :D


Can I be the dude who has a wristwatch?

What Is wristwatch My Friend Psy, Will It Bring Much Pleasure? For I Swear Tell Jaffar And He Will Bring You Comfort My Friend For Much More Humble Is Jaffar. Even Tho He Cannot See Or Hear His Friends Still Will He Try Through Words If Nothing Else.

Psychotic
02-24-2006, 03:01 AM
Well friend Jaffar, A wristwatch is a clock, but you can wear it on your wrist, so you can carry the time around with you wherever you go. It is very useful! I'm sure a great warrior such as yourself would appreciate the benefits of one.

Jaffar
02-24-2006, 03:07 AM
Ah Yes A Watch My Friend HAHAHAHA. But There Is No Need My Friend Many Dials Have We In Amzighn And Much On Correct Time Do They Keep Us For Many Things :D

Skarr
02-24-2006, 03:11 AM
You know what I'd like to know, what is it that you (Jaffar) desire?

Mittopotahis
02-24-2006, 06:24 AM
Hoodyman, did you end up ever win a staring competition with the minions of Eye Tree Earl?

Rye
02-24-2006, 01:00 PM
[COLOR="SandyBrown"]Oh Rye, Why Does The Goddess Which To Fall Here In This Loathsome Realm Of Mortals. Is It Not Better You Stay In The Heavens So As To The Gods May Envy Your Purity And Beauty For I Swear Jaffar Thinks Nothing But Favor For You :D


Aw, thank you! :D And Hoody Man, do you use 1960 Batman action like "POW!" and "STARE!" and "RANDOM!"

Ultima Shadow
02-24-2006, 02:51 PM
*spanks everyone else who have ever posted in this thread*

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 08:21 PM
*spanks everyone else who have ever posted in this thread*



Please sir, I'd like some more.
What? What did you say?
Please sir, I'd like some more.

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5352/orlyjackass5xk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ya... rly.

Rye
02-24-2006, 08:28 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/notamused.jpg

Ultima Shadow
02-24-2006, 09:42 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/notamused.jpg
I'm rather amused, though. :p


Edit: POKEMON 4 TEH WINZ!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RWz4u5VB08&search=pokemon)

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 10:43 PM
That's freaking hilarious.

Psychotic
02-24-2006, 10:47 PM
The R is for Winston!

amratis
02-24-2006, 11:17 PM
Whats his wig for?

Tavrobel
02-24-2006, 11:45 PM
Because the character James from the Pokemon anime series has blue hair.

amratis
02-24-2006, 11:46 PM
Well thats just stupid.

Psychotic
02-24-2006, 11:59 PM
No he doesn't. His hair is clearly lilac. (Today I'm in touch with my feminine side, re-united after I believed it had fallen off that cliff all those years ago)

Tavrobel
02-25-2006, 12:21 AM
I apologize, master! I shall now return to my tree and learn all the names of specific colors, depending on the amount of red, blue, and green in them!

Spiffing Cheese
02-25-2006, 12:42 AM
What if I want to be a spoon?

Shauna
02-25-2006, 12:46 AM
...Umm, OK? :)

Dignified Pauper
02-25-2006, 01:46 AM
This party makes Baby Jesus cry...

Don't support it. Support the Fat Chocobo Party instead. Jesus loves Fat Chocobos!

Tavrobel
02-25-2006, 01:55 AM
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4176/orlypope8ys.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Even the Pope doesn't believe you! Charlatan, impostor! FTW POPE = DEAD CHOCOBO! I hope you've seen the FFX-2 thread on killing Chocobos! EVERYONE DOES IT!!

Rye
02-25-2006, 01:58 AM
POPE RLY?

Tavrobel
02-25-2006, 02:03 AM
Hellz yeah!

Psychotic
02-25-2006, 02:19 AM
OMFG *SPAM*!!!!!!!!!!

Another award-winning post by me.

I dunno what's happening with the elections at the moment, kids, but maybe something will arrive in your PM boxes soon. If and when it does, RED TEXT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, remember to discuss it with your team mates before PMing a reply.

Tavrobel
02-25-2006, 02:34 AM
Yes, master.

kikimm
02-25-2006, 02:40 AM
What if we don't?

*rogue*

Skarr
02-25-2006, 03:42 AM
Then we'll all die of unexpected expections of greatness that never occured. :)

Psychotic
02-25-2006, 03:50 AM
What if we don't?

*rogue*You don't want to know. :cool:

DK
02-25-2006, 03:53 AM
I think Kristina should discuss it with other people instead. Mentioning no names, of course.

0:}

amratis
02-25-2006, 12:16 PM
You don't want to know. :cool:

Oh but we do.

Anaisa
02-25-2006, 01:27 PM
This party makes Baby Jesus cry...Baby Jesus is emo. :eek:

Spiffing Cheese
02-25-2006, 01:47 PM
Yeah, well 'fat chocobos' make that fat hobo over there cry. That fat hobo is far more important than Jesus, AND the Flabby Chocobos.

Ultima Shadow
02-25-2006, 03:06 PM
I'm sorry to leave you so suddenly but there is a time-limited sale on toilet paper at the drug store. :)

Psychotic
02-25-2006, 08:54 PM
I think Kristina should discuss it with other people instead. Mentioning no names, of course.Kyono, I, Psy, decree that you will refer to her as kikimm.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :p :D :D :D :D :D :D

That's just to rub it in.

Cuchulainn
02-26-2006, 12:43 AM
What's eveyone talking about now?

kikimm
02-26-2006, 12:47 AM
If you start calling me kikimm I'm going to kill you.

Levian
02-26-2006, 12:50 AM
She's not joking, guys.

kikimm
02-26-2006, 12:52 AM
You just be happy that you got off easy.

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 01:00 AM
Hi kikimm!

Levian
02-26-2006, 01:01 AM
It's because I'm cute, isn't it? :excited:

Skarr
02-26-2006, 01:17 AM
kikimm's a sucker for cuties levian. :p

kikimm
02-26-2006, 01:17 AM
Oh you guys just know me too well. >=(

Skarr
02-26-2006, 01:20 AM
:p

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 02:48 PM
Wow, we have lots of activity!

Levian
02-26-2006, 02:51 PM
It has come to my attention that one of us is a mole.

I think it might be this fella. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9148) Not sure though.

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 02:55 PM
I love mucking around on my bike.Proof enough for me.

amratis
02-26-2006, 03:37 PM
He also seems to actually BE a super-market. How can he be a mole? He'd be a pretty damn big mole. Or a super-market that was shaped like a giant mole perhaps?

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 03:44 PM
Maybe that's just his superhero name, and he's a member of the JLI.

amratis
02-26-2006, 03:51 PM
JLI? and superhero's?! To the circle of jerks online blog thing! I havn't read that for ages, wonder if he's updated.

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 03:56 PM
When I last looked, he hadn't updated in about 6 months. I silently wept.

amratis
02-26-2006, 04:07 PM
Me too. Whatever happened to our idea of starting our own circle. That woulda been so much fun. The circle of EOFF.

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 04:12 PM
It would've just been me and you with 20 different hilarious accounts each.

SammieBabe
02-26-2006, 04:15 PM
*yawns*

amratis
02-26-2006, 04:20 PM
It would've just been me and you with 20 different hilarious accounts each.

Uh-huh, wheres the problem? Would have been better then wholemeal sliced bread. WHOLEMEAL I SAY.

Levian
02-26-2006, 04:24 PM
Whoremeal > Wholemeal.

It's like Happy Meal, only Happy in a different way.

Spiffing Cheese
02-26-2006, 04:45 PM
OKAY, WHO ATE MY JAWBREAKERS?

Clouded Sky
02-26-2006, 04:46 PM
They were delicious...

SammieBabe
02-26-2006, 05:07 PM
Get'em Emma!!!!

kikimm
02-26-2006, 05:45 PM
HELLO BALOKI

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 05:52 PM
Don't you "HELLO BALOKI" me.

Clouded Sky
02-26-2006, 05:58 PM
HELLO PSYCHOTIC

kikimm
02-26-2006, 05:58 PM
I think I'll do whatever I want!

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 06:21 PM
Clouded sky: :heart:

kikimm: :elk:

SammieBabe
02-26-2006, 06:24 PM
Has anyone else ever wanted to take a hammer to every piece of electronic equipment they own?

Clouded Sky
02-26-2006, 06:26 PM
No. But, I'll gladly help you!!! :D

Cz
02-26-2006, 06:27 PM
Happy 1,847th post, TUTU party! :)

theundeadhero
02-26-2006, 06:41 PM
The Pope is a Superhero, you know.

Morocco Mole has no connection to secret squirrel at all, mind you :mad2:

Levian
02-26-2006, 07:06 PM
Except that they're partners in crime?

NeoCracker
02-26-2006, 07:16 PM
PSy, Will you marry me? ANd if yoru not a girl now, you will be soon enougt. Id use that cool avatar that slowly works its way into an evil MWahahahahaha! looking laugh but im to lazy to find it.

SammieBabe
02-26-2006, 07:17 PM
No. But, I'll gladly help you!!! :D

I need no help breaking stuff, thank you. Especially from pink and emo.. Ewwww.....

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 07:31 PM
PSy, Will you marry me? ANd if yoru not a girl now, you will be soon enougt. Id use that cool avatar that slowly works its way into an evil MWahahahahaha! looking laugh but im to lazy to find it.No. You don't taste like sweet paint.

Rye
02-26-2006, 07:33 PM
What if he tastes of awesomesauce?

Levian
02-26-2006, 07:35 PM
Here's your new avatar, Psy:

http://images.blackeyedpeas.com/images/user_avatar/116304.jpg

You don't have to thank/adopt me

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 07:36 PM
Doesn't that go over the filesize limit?

Levian
02-26-2006, 07:38 PM
Yes, it does.

Rye
02-26-2006, 07:38 PM
It doesn't now. :D

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 07:40 PM
Yeah, thanks a lot Rye. MAYBE, just MAYBE, I was using it as an excuse not to use that disgusting piece of crap.

Levian
02-26-2006, 07:43 PM
http://www.nutrocker.co.uk/images/avatars/avatar25437_0.gif

Is that one better?

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 07:45 PM
No, too big. PM RSL and ask him if he'll make it my avatar, though!

Rye
02-26-2006, 07:48 PM
I looked up PSY in google image, and it lead me to a hungarian blog owned by Psy called "a kicsi psy elete." On it was a little beady penguin!

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 07:51 PM
That's a smashingly terrific penguin.

Just where the hell did this trend of calling me Psy come from anyway?

Rye
02-26-2006, 07:52 PM
Sorry Paul~ And yus, the penguin is awesomesauce.

Psychotic
02-26-2006, 07:57 PM
I don't have problems with people calling me it, I'd just like to know who invented it, and for what mischevious purpose?

Faris
02-26-2006, 08:17 PM
They became too lazy to type "chotic".

Levian
02-26-2006, 08:25 PM
Less time typing means more time popping bubblewrap.

Clouded Sky
02-26-2006, 08:42 PM
Must've been me Psy darling. <3 <3 <3

amratis
02-26-2006, 11:36 PM
They became too lazy to type "chotic".

:thumb:

kikimm
02-26-2006, 11:55 PM
Psi

Tavrobel
02-27-2006, 12:39 AM
Psi

...chic...

Masamune·1600
02-27-2006, 01:22 AM
That's a smashingly terrific penguin.

Just where the hell did this trend of calling me Psy come from anyway?

I'd say it's better than being called Ravi.

Rye
02-27-2006, 02:14 AM
Hungarian Psy said that Proto is a brute, Rye : enemy, Denmark is a friend, and Lev rides something that I forgot!

Skarr
02-27-2006, 03:31 AM
I'm lazy when it comes down to typing...typing Psychotic hurts my pride. :cry:

SammieBabe
02-27-2006, 12:51 PM
Yup..laziness...
Actually, I just wanted to bump our thread....:D

Psychotic
02-27-2006, 02:13 PM
Thread bumping is against the rules of EoFF. Good work, SaBa!

SammieBabe
02-27-2006, 02:23 PM
Well isn't spamming against the rules too? This thread probably should have been closed years ago... ;)

Psychotic
02-27-2006, 03:06 PM
It's only been open for three weeks, SammieWham!mie.

SammieBabe
02-27-2006, 03:20 PM
I know that! *smack* I was making a point!

Psychotic
02-27-2006, 03:28 PM
Internet smacks are the most painful variety.

SammieBabe
02-27-2006, 03:57 PM
Wait til I smack you for real...I'm a bit sadistic...:D

Psychotic
02-27-2006, 04:05 PM
Note to self: Stay far, far away from Sammieville.

URGENT PLZ READ, SELF.

SammieBabe
02-27-2006, 05:03 PM
Sorry we missed you, but Self is not available at the moment. Leave a message and we'll get back to you!

amratis
02-27-2006, 06:20 PM
Hey I typed in amra at google, first link was this.

http://www.amra.co.uk/

wtf?

Somewhat amusing though. :D

Psychotic
02-27-2006, 06:30 PM
When I did that, I found your personal porn site. Not that I'll link it here, of course. ;)

Nice pics, amra.

amratis
02-27-2006, 06:34 PM
My sides have actually split. That's how much I'm laughing right now. You just couldn't get more funny Psy.

:|

Psychotic
02-27-2006, 06:37 PM
Yeah, that's pretty much what happened to me when I saw your site.

amratis
02-27-2006, 06:41 PM
There you go again. You should do stand-up. You're really the funniest person I've ever met. :hahaha:

Oh no sorry, what I meant to say was, shut-up you git.

Psychotic
02-27-2006, 06:43 PM
Hey, everything I post, I post for TUTU, babe.

...wait, does this mean you won't be coming round later?

amratis
02-27-2006, 06:45 PM
What do you mean me? You asked for the blow-up Quina doll.

Psychotic
02-27-2006, 06:46 PM
No, I asked for you to pretend to be the blow-up Quina doll. :quina:

Rye
02-27-2006, 08:08 PM
A REAL Quina Doll? ;)

Psychotic
02-28-2006, 02:41 PM
A Quina real doll woukd make more sense, you silly.

Spiffing Cheese
02-28-2006, 03:29 PM
God damn that was a nice pear.

Jaffar
03-01-2006, 12:09 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA My Friends Jaffar Greets You HAHAHAHAHA Oh My Friends, What Pleasant Days Look Back To Jaffar, For I Swear Better Is Things When Stirred With Emotion And Passion. But This Does Not Spoil Jaffar, He Only Rings Out In Want To Show The Fire That Is In His Eyes For Jaffar Loves All His Friends And Companions And Will Always Humble Those Who Are Tender Towards Jaffar. Days Without Friends Are Days Not Worth Spent, But With Company In Cheer Only Happiness And Fulfillment You Will Feel And Jaffar Has Enjoyed His Friends Here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Come My Friends Greet And Speak To jaffar For Much Joy Does He Feel HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rye
03-01-2006, 12:15 AM
JAFFAR! We missed you! :D Tell us of your journeys!

SammieBabe
03-01-2006, 12:23 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaffar! Yes! Do tell!! :D

Freya
03-01-2006, 12:34 AM
Yay Jaffer is back along with Lekana. Crazy stuff aye?

Jaffar
03-01-2006, 12:47 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA Friends Jaffar Has Missed You As Well, And Was But Eager For Your Words Which Brought Jaffar Much Joy To See His Friends Again And Much Joy To Hear Them. HAHAHAHAHAHA Jaffar Has Indeed Made Many Journeys, For These Past Few Days Jaffar Thinks He Has At Last Reached His Point In The Fan Fare Of Passion HAHAHAHAHAHAH But Only Stir In Emotion With Many Woman Of The Beaches HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jaffar Was So Much In Broiled With The Tender Woman Of The Beaches That The Other Woman And Even The Men Were Stricken With Envy From The Heavens HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

But Truly My Friends I Must Tell You Indeed Jaffar Will Be Leaving On Onther Journey To A Land Known As New York, It Is A City My Friends And Said To be The Greatest of All Cities, Rivaling That Of Babylon The City Of Long Ago. It Is A Place Where The Structures Pierce The Heavens And Sky Is No Longer Concealed Truly What A Great Place Jaffar Visits With His Beloved Cousin. My Friends I Must Leave On This Journey Soon, But Jaffar Cannot Bear To Leave For These Next 12 Days Without Saying Farewell To His Friends For Jaffar Wishes Them Good health And Prosperity Before He Takes His Journeys, And So My Friends Jaffar Leaves Indeed HAHAHAHAHA But Do Not Worry, Soon The Birds Will Sing In Praise To Jaffars Return In Coming Days. Farewell My Friends And Good Fortune

Clouded Sky
03-01-2006, 12:48 AM
jaffar! thanks for coming back. i ;)missed;) you

Rye
03-01-2006, 12:54 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA Friends Jaffar Has Missed You As Well, And Was But Eager For Your Words Which Brought Jaffar Much Joy To See His Friends Again And Much Joy To Hear Them. HAHAHAHAHAHA Jaffar Has Indeed Made Many Journeys, For These Past Few Days Jaffar Thinks He Has At Last Reached His Point In The Fan Fare Of Passion HAHAHAHAHAHAH But Only Stir In Emotion With Many Woman Of The Beaches HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jaffar Was So Much In Broiled With The Tender Woman Of The Beaches That The Other Woman And Even The Men Were Stricken With Envy From The Heavens HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

But Truly My Friends I Must Tell You Indeed Jaffar Will Be Leaving On Onther Journey To A Land Known As New York, It Is A City My Friends And Said To be The Greatest of All Cities, Rivaling That Of Babylon The City Of Long Ago. It Is A Place Where The Structures Pierce The Heavens And Sky Is No Longer Concealed Truly What A Great Place Jaffar Visits With His Beloved Cousin. My Friends I Must Leave On This Journey Soon, But Jaffar Cannot Bear To Leave For These Next 12 Days Without Saying Farewell To His Friends For Jaffar Wishes Them Good health And Prosperity Before He Takes His Journeys, And So My Friends Jaffar Leaves Indeed HAHAHAHAHA But Do Not Worry, Soon The Birds Will Sing In Praise To Jaffars Return In Coming Days. Farewell My Friends And Good Fortune

Oh Jaffar, we'll miss you! Please enjoy your journey. <3

Cuchulainn
03-01-2006, 02:54 AM
I'm starting to wonder if Jaffar is human. No offense meant but I tend pass over your posts like your a Jew with an X above your door. Your whole 'i'll write in orange but not just that No, I'll type in 3rd person Final Fantasy 6 mode' just isn't my bag. But I'm sure you're a great fella & love your mum very much.

On another note, it's fuckin snowin like mad here.

Omnislash07
03-01-2006, 03:16 AM
is it snowing there? thats interesting...

but anyway i would have to say that i also skip over jafar's posts because they are far to confusing for me to want to read (my brain gets tired after i read posts made by Future Estar in another thread and then for the rest of the day i fail to follow posts that are longer than 1-2 lines) and the whole 3rd person thing throws me off. but other than that i think jafar is a cool dude

Psychotic
03-01-2006, 01:56 PM
Poor Jaffar. :(

Anaisa
03-01-2006, 02:09 PM
I will cheer Jaffar up with these nice questions. Jaffar, is your name inspired by Jaffa cakes? Or were Jaffa cakes named after you? Is this also the reason why you write in Orange?

Psychotic
03-01-2006, 02:15 PM
I think he writes in that colour because it reminds him of his desert homeland.

amratis
03-01-2006, 06:28 PM
I think Jaffar's cool. Though I do just think of the bad guy in Aladin, which makes me think he's bad too.

Love his posts, even if they do make little sense, they're funny.

Psychotic
03-01-2006, 07:48 PM
They make lots of sense. You just have to be a true warrior to be able to understand them.

Rye
03-01-2006, 08:09 PM
Yeah, the colour reminds him of his homeland! ;_____;

Psychotic
03-01-2006, 09:10 PM
As does the hearty laughter.

SammieBabe
03-01-2006, 09:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

In honor of Jaffar, of course....:)

Masamune·1600
03-02-2006, 04:05 AM
I think Jaffar's cool. Though I do just think of the bad guy in Aladin, which makes me think he's bad too.

Love his posts, even if they do make little sense, they're funny.

This is merely a plot contrivance of Disney. Everyone knows that Jafar was actually the real hero of the story, railing against the unjust tyranny of that ultimate despot, the flying carpet.

Moreover, Jaffar (with two fs) is obviously superior to a Jafar with only one.

DarkLord
03-02-2006, 12:32 PM
I will make this comment for the same reason that I will leave this thread once the comment is over. OMG! Look at me, I'm an Emo! Also I'm clinically insane and have a social life equivalent to an ancient systematically ordered pile of rocks. If you can't laugh at your self then your so sad you make most Emo's look happy.

INSANITY ROCKS

Levian
03-02-2006, 03:33 PM
So paper beats insanity? :/

Fuzakeru
03-02-2006, 04:54 PM
>.>

<.<

RWAR!!! Go TUTU GOOO~

. . . and Jaffar seems rather . . . interesting. n_n;;;

-eets u all 4 i r munstar-

Spiffing Cheese
03-02-2006, 10:47 PM
Jaffar, do you like turnips?

Psychotic
03-03-2006, 12:13 AM
I will make this comment for the same reason that I will leave this thread once the comment is over. OMG! Look at me, I'm an Emo! Also I'm clinically insane and have a social life equivalent to an ancient systematically ordered pile of rocks. If you can't laugh at your self then your so sad you make most Emo's look happy.

INSANITY ROCKS*pats* There there, maybe next time it won't go way over your head. :)

I KNEW I should've included the "I'M INSANE! HAHAHAH! I'M TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!! HAHAHA WACKY! ZANY! CATFISH CATFISH!" in the policies, but that would've been an insult to my 13 year old self. (I don't want to insult my 13 year old self, I want to punch him in the face.)

zorander
03-03-2006, 12:38 AM
By order of the Death Queen Amratis, I am now your new whiping boy. Whip me Psy, make me cry out for you and your people.
Oh the pleasure... i mean pain... i mean... Go TUTU!

Psychotic
03-03-2006, 12:53 AM
I don't know if you're A, Z, or one of the letters in between, but we'll make a conscript out of you regardless.

zorander
03-03-2006, 01:02 AM
I think i've got more in common with the alpha and omega than the A and Z. Perhaps you can just list me as a hypothetical exclamation with potential to evolve into something worth while

Psychotic
03-03-2006, 01:48 AM
Duly noted.

NeoCracker
03-03-2006, 01:58 AM
I would like to tell you Jaffar is the greatest part of your party. If i wasn't loyal to the balloons, Jaffar would have won me over to join you. Good luck Jafar, and come back soon.

amratis
03-03-2006, 06:23 PM
Yay I conscripted someone! I didnt think he'd actually join though. And I definetly said nothing about whipping. No indeedy. :shifty:

Tavrobel
03-03-2006, 09:18 PM
*pats* There there, maybe next time it won't go way over your head. :)

I KNEW I should've included the "I'M INSANE! HAHAHAH! I'M TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!!! HAHAHA WACKY! ZANY! CATFISH CATFISH!" in the policies, but that would've been an insult to my 13 year old self. (I don't want to insult my 13 year old self, I want to punch him in the face.)

Don't make me post another REALLY uncool O RLY picture again...

Jaffar si teh 1337cakes.

Psychotic
03-03-2006, 11:09 PM
Oh go on then.

Rye
03-03-2006, 11:41 PM
When will the elections move on, I'm BORED! ;____;

Clouded Sky
03-04-2006, 01:38 AM
When will the elections move on, I'm BORED! ;____;

and boring

Psychotic
03-04-2006, 01:39 AM
Winner of Most Ironic...totally emo! :ciddie:

Del Murder
03-04-2006, 01:43 AM
What do you guys still talk about in here?

Clouded Sky
03-04-2006, 01:45 AM
Basically About How We Wonder When The Electoions Are Back.

And other non-spammy things.

EDIT: I won something??? Finally...

Psychotic
03-04-2006, 02:01 AM
What do you guys still talk about in here?You, mostly.

Del Murder
03-04-2006, 02:09 AM
*blush*

Levian
03-04-2006, 11:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/TonyandHannah/Norcal/22.jpg

JackNapier
03-04-2006, 04:46 PM
Whoa, now I'm lost. Are the elections really over? Weren't we supposed to get a task? And who won?

Psychotic
03-04-2006, 08:47 PM
No. I just like to tell people they are.

I don't know who won, but it sure as hell wasn't taste and decency.

PhantomXD
03-04-2006, 09:14 PM
*cougth* bit of topic I know but for some reason In feel compeled to join tutu and its madness.

Psychotic
03-05-2006, 12:55 AM
Well, welcome to our little world of worldliness, PhantomXD!

Rye
03-05-2006, 01:01 AM
PhantomXD has a wonderful name and it makes me happysauce. :D

Levian
03-05-2006, 01:27 AM
PhantomXD and I go way back.

black orb
03-05-2006, 03:52 AM
>>> Im too late to join a party? :confused:..

Skarr
03-05-2006, 04:00 AM
That depends. Do you you hate pink bunnies? Are pirates...well...too gay for your taste? Are you afraid of the mob? Does being a super hero sound like too much work? If you answered yes to all of the above ?uestions listed...welcome to TUTU. Well not really...ask Psy. xD

kikimm
03-05-2006, 04:02 AM
PhantomXD just joined a few hours ago, so I'd think you'd be good. :)

Clouded Sky
03-05-2006, 04:12 AM
Or you could join the FFP.

'Cuz we're not dead or anything...

Ultima Shadow
03-05-2006, 04:17 AM
Or you could join ME... in the shower. :)

escobert
03-05-2006, 04:20 AM
So uh why is this thread still alive? :( MAKE THE ELECTIONS DIE PLEASE!

black orb
03-05-2006, 04:25 AM
Or you could join ME... in the shower. :)
>>> I will take that as a compliment..

Clouded Sky
03-05-2006, 02:31 PM
Oh Psy, Darling, I've missed you.

Psychotic
03-05-2006, 02:41 PM
Let's pretend black orb joined, and that CS doesn't want to join. And maybe we can pretend I'm a forest ranger, come to protect the true beauty of nature.

Clouded Sky
03-05-2006, 03:29 PM
How do you know I don't want to join?

amratis
03-05-2006, 04:29 PM
*cougth* bit of topic I know but for some reason In feel compeled to join tutu and its madness.

Thats because you're coming to the meet-up and if you dont join Psy will beat you round the head with a rubber mallet, dont ask where he got it from.

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 05:38 PM
RSL has posted in the Balloon thread that he thinks it is the beginning of the end, and wanted to thank all his party members before his thread was closed.

Supposing it was not a ruse, here is my message to all of you:

Girl I can't understand it
Why you want to hurt me
After all of the things I've done for you
I buy you champagne and roses
And diamonds on your finger (Diamonds on your finger)
Still you hang out all night, what am I to do

My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
She parties all the time

Ooh-hoo (Party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (Party all the time)
Ooh-hoo (Party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (Party all the time)

Girl I've seen you in clubs
Just hanging out and dancing
You give your number to every man you see
You never come home at night
Because you're out romancing
I wish you'd bring some of your love home to me

My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time, yeah

Party, party, party, party, party, party... (She likes to party all the time)
Ooh ooh
Ooh-hoo - She likes to party all the time, yeah
Ooh-hoo - She lets her hair down, she likes to party down
(Party all the time) She likes to party, she likes to party down - Ooh-hoo
(Party all the time) Girl, the getting is mine, yeah - Hey
(Party all the time) Ooh-hoo - Sing
(Party all the time)

RSL
03-06-2006, 05:41 PM
It's not a ruse. eestlinc hasn't logged on to EoFF in over a week. I think he's lost interest. We're discussing closing this down. I'm sure most staffers (who mostly hate the elections anyway) will agree to do this.

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 05:44 PM
I didn't think it was to be honest, I just wanted an excuse to use the word ruse. I love that word. But now my message isn't on the last page. Oh well.....ONE MORE TIME!

Girl I can't understand it
Why you want to hurt me
After all of the things I've done for you
I buy you champagne and roses
And diamonds on your finger (Diamonds on your finger)
Still you hang out all night, what am I to do

My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
She parties all the time

Ooh-hoo (Party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (Party all the time)
Ooh-hoo (Party all the time)
She likes to party all the time (Party all the time)

Girl I've seen you in clubs
Just hanging out and dancing
You give your number to every man you see
You never come home at night
Because you're out romancing
I wish you'd bring some of your love home to me

My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time
Party all the time
My girl wants to
Party all the time
Party all the time, yeah

Party, party, party, party, party, party... (She likes to party all the time)
Ooh ooh
Ooh-hoo - She likes to party all the time, yeah
Ooh-hoo - She lets her hair down, she likes to party down
(Party all the time) She likes to party, she likes to party down - Ooh-hoo
(Party all the time) Girl, the getting is mine, yeah - Hey
(Party all the time) Ooh-hoo - Sing
(Party all the time)

Eddie Murphy. :love:

RSL
03-06-2006, 05:45 PM
Ruse is a fine word. Mayhap there is still time to get this thread to 2000 posts. Mayhap that isn't a goal of yours. Mayhap I'm just looking for an excuse to use the word mayhap four times in one post.

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 05:52 PM
That's a nice goal. Maybe we could do it if we just believed!

RSL
03-06-2006, 05:52 PM
Believed in what?

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 05:53 PM
...you've got me there. They never ask that kind of question during inspirational scenes in cartoons.

RSL
03-06-2006, 06:16 PM
Oh! I'm sorry to have confronted you with an undesired question!

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:27 PM
That's alright. Now I can plan what to do if ever I am asked it again.

RSL
03-06-2006, 06:30 PM
A wise plan!

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:31 PM
I've only ever had six of those before, and three of them were part of the infamous "chocolate money" debacle.

RSL
03-06-2006, 06:32 PM
That's six more than I've had, good sir.

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:35 PM
I think having an Eeyore sig can be classed as a wise plan.

RSL
03-06-2006, 06:39 PM
Perhaps. Of course, I couldn't do that on my own, I enlisted the help of my good friend ff7+ff10 gurl 100, who is a member of this party I believe!

Spiffing Cheese
03-06-2006, 06:39 PM
SIMON LE BON!

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:40 PM
Indeed she is!

And oh look, Spiffing Cheese has brought her friend Simon le Bon to play with us. This is most fortunate.

Levian
03-06-2006, 06:43 PM
Ok, that's it. I'm having a heart attack.

RSL
03-06-2006, 06:45 PM
Time for mouth to mouth.

kikimm
03-06-2006, 06:45 PM
00101010 01110011 01110101 01100010 01101100 01101001 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100001 01101100 00100000 01101101 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100001 01100111 01100101 01110011 00101010

themagicroundabout
03-06-2006, 06:46 PM
Is kikimm trying to brainwash people again? :(

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:48 PM
01101011 01101001 01101011 01101001 01101101 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110010 01100111 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110000 01101000 01100001 01101110 01110100 00101110

kikimm
03-06-2006, 06:49 PM
01001000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110010 01101001 01100100 01100100 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110000 01101000 01100001 01101110 01110100 00111111 00100000 01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100001 01110011 01100101 01101111 01110101 01110011 00101110

Spiffing Cheese
03-06-2006, 06:50 PM
And oh look, Spiffing Cheese has brought her friend Simon le Bon to play with us. This is most fortunate.

What are you talking about? You're no friend of mine. ;)

Doomie
03-06-2006, 06:50 PM
10101010101010100010010101010101010101010101010101001101010101021010101010101010101010101010

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:51 PM
01001111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101110 01110100 01100001 01110011 01101001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 01110011 00101110 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01000011 01001111 01001101 01000101 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100001 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010110 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000001 01010010 01001111 01010101 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001101 01000101 00100001 00100000 01000111 01101111 00100000 01001110 01101111 01110010 01110111 01100001 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100111 01101111 00101110

And if that's not so, Miss Cheese, then why did you try to kiss me that time, hmm?

EDIT: Doomie fails.

Doomie
03-06-2006, 06:52 PM
=[

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:53 PM
Yeah, that's what you get for lying about binary.

kikimm
03-06-2006, 06:54 PM
01010011 01110111 01100101 01100100 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110101 01100101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01110011 00101110

Okay that's it. :cool:

edit: 01100101 01100100 01101001 01110100 00111010 00100000 01101111 01101011 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 00111010 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00111010

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:57 PM
01000100 01100101 01101110 01101101 01100001 01110010 01101011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00101110

Levian
03-06-2006, 06:58 PM
Geekass bastards.

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 06:58 PM
Lumberjackass bastard.

EDIT: Jackass. Score.

Spiffing Cheese
03-06-2006, 06:59 PM
But I was paid to do it! :(

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 07:00 PM
But I was paid to do it! :(No additional comments required. :)

Spiffing Cheese
03-06-2006, 07:01 PM
Simon.

kikimm
03-06-2006, 07:01 PM
Let's all be whores together. :)

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 07:02 PM
Simon is Lev's friend.

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH YOU SLUTS??!!??!!??!

...wait, why am I complaining? :cool:

kikimm
03-06-2006, 07:08 PM
You just don't know what's good for you. I do though, don't worry!

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 07:11 PM
And what, pray tell, is good for me?

kikimm
03-06-2006, 07:14 PM
Animal crackers in your soup.

SammieBabe
03-06-2006, 07:16 PM
I like to drown them...

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 07:16 PM
I honestly can't find a fault with that idea.

Levian
03-06-2006, 07:17 PM
Simon is Lev's friend.

OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH YOU SLUTS??!!??!!??!

...wait, why am I complaining? :cool:

I think he likes you more than me now. After all, you're the hot foxy Loony BoB.

edit: omg, I'm making inside jokes. Does this make me an oldbie?

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 07:20 PM
It's not an inside joke if Del Murder doesn't get it, and I don't think Del Murder gets it.

RSL
03-06-2006, 07:23 PM
I'm going to take credit for getting this thread hopping again.

Leeza
03-06-2006, 07:26 PM
RSL, the Spammer. Who knew? :)

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 07:27 PM
Well, fortunately for you, RSL, I work on credit, so we just might be able to come to some sort of arrangement.

ARGH LEEZA IS RAIDING US RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

SammieBabe
03-06-2006, 07:28 PM
All Hail RSL!!! And Psy too...

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 07:29 PM
Hail me with hailstones? That's not very nice, but I suppose it beats how I'm usually treated on this forum!

kikimm
03-06-2006, 07:30 PM
:kisses for everyone:

Leeza
03-06-2006, 07:31 PM
:cat: <img src="http://leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif"> :cat: <img src="http://leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif"> :cat: <img src="http://leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif"> :cat: <img src="http://leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif"> :cat: <img src="http://leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif"> :cat: <img src="http://leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif"> :cat: <img src="http://leezas.com/pinkelephant.gif">

Psychotic
03-06-2006, 07:32 PM
I will take the fall and get #1999. Good luck, chaps!