The Fat Chocobo Party - Join the Family

[Ziekfried]

YO! alright i'll do it second generation! What do I do? I am a newbie.

[-N-]

Samuraid: durrrr xD

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1525583&postcount=228

GC/EoEO:
Neel With A Hat
fire_of_avalon
Rice Cake
Lounge/GenGaming/Root Beer:
Giga Guess
Agent Proto
rubah
Old FF:
Flying Mullet
Kentarou
(3rd member)
New FF:
Bladen
Darth Ultimortal
Ziekfried
Other FF:
Azar
(2nd member)
(3rd member)
Staff:
Samuraid
Hsu
(3rd member)

Ziekfried: I don't know just yet - but then again, none of us really do. Read Election Booth's thread in this forum to get an idea of what may be expected. That's all the information I have at this time. I'll let you know though when something happens.

[Samuraid]

Sorry I missed it. Expected it to be in the first post not in the 8th page. :p

[-N-]

Oh good call. I'll put it there too. :p

[KentaRawr!]

Say, where can I find Flying Mullet for this theater thing?

[Agent Proto]

:D I like how to named Arts and Writers forums Root Beer.

[Psychotic]

:D I like how to named Arts and Writers forums Root Beer.http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/whoarly.jpg

[-N-]

Man, dialup users are gonna get killed with all these images about GC :p

[Samuraid]

Dialup was already slow as heck for these forums. :p

[Quina]

I am fat but not a chocobo. Would I still be welcome in this party?

[-N-]

Absolutely, Quina. Would you like a party position or would you prefer to spread the wonders of our party to the general populace? Or, you know, just vote for us.

And you can be a chocobo if you try hard enough! Welcome to the Family.

[Quina]

Thank you eel with a hat, your words are most kind.

[Rengori]

I made buttons!!!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/fatbutton1.png
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Rengori/fatbutton2.png

[Election Booth]

does Fat Chocobo own your party?

[Giga Guess]

Uh........huh?

[-N-]

does Fat Chocobo own your party?Is this an actual question, or just eestlinc spamming?

[eestlinc]

I'm asking why you have the apostrophe.

[-N-]

Oh. Fat Chocobo's is the name of the restaurant where it all began.
The Party name would be The Fat Chocobo Party. Can you or another mod change the title to that? I can't bug foa anymore because she went to sleep. :\

[eestlinc]

ok, that's kinda what I thought. I'll fix it up!

[-N-]

o snap - I meant "The Fat Chocobo Party - Join The Family". sorry.

[eestlinc]

always wanting more

[-N-]

When it's with you, who could resist?

[Samuraid]

While we're fixing text, how about we fix the spelling error in the sig below. :p

s/restuarant/restaurant/g

[Dignified Pauper]

Our party is simply the best, so much so, that minor typos don't matter.

[Samuraid]

True, true. :D

[NeoCracker]

Oh Fat Chocobo's, please leave this place for a higher place, hot air balloons. The view up there is quite splendin, and from here the conversion tatcits of Pauper are actually amusing, even though they don't work. So if one of you converts, I can honestly say my conversion tatctics work, therefore you will be on the side of someone who is right. ;)

[Mo-Nercy]

I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

Want to be good too? Join the Fluffy Pink Party (before it's too late).

[Dignified Pauper]

I would like to denounce, publicly against all negative statements made about me being a spy, and all things negative about my party as they are simply rumors grounded in lies. Marick D. Pauper should be ashamed of his reporting skillz, or lack there-of.

Go Fat Chocobos!

[Giga Guess]

Oh Fat Chocobo's, please leave this place for a higher place, hot air balloons. The view up there is quite splendin, and from here the conversion tatcits of Pauper are actually amusing, even though they don't work. So if one of you converts, I can honestly say my conversion tatctics work, therefore you will be on the side of someone who is right. ;)

Nope.



I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU!

Want to be good too? Join the Fluffy Pink Party (before it's too late).

Nope. Not gonna happen.

[Jess]

If you ended up in this thread you must be lost.

Let me redirect you to the right thread, which is here. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=78929)

[Flying Mullet]

No, that thread is <b>completely</b> wrong.

[Jess]

No, that thread is <b>completely</b> wrong.

I'll show YOU wrong, Mullet! :nonono:

[Flying Mullet]

:tumble:
Empty threats.

[Jess]

:tumble:
Empty threats.
You won't be saying that when the Hot air balloons are pretty neat party wipe the floor with you! :cool:

[Alive-Cat]

You won't be saying that when the Hot air balloons are pretty neat party wipe the floor with you! :cool:

It looks clean to me...

[Cz]

It looks clean to me...The floor is metaphorical. Has the Fat Chocobo Party no grasp of language?

[Ziekfried]

Well then we'll pop your metaphorical hot air balloons! Hows 'bout that!?

[Anaisa]

We couldn't care about that any less if we tried. Its the real balloons we care about.

[Rice Cake]

Them we'll pop those too.

[Anaisa]

You couldn't do that.

[Rice Cake]

What makes you think that?

[Alive-Cat]

the Fat Chocobo Party grasp language?

Yes, yes we do.:)

[Cz]

Our Hot Air Balloons are made of a special polymer that harnesses the power of love and joy, making it nigh-on impossible to pop. The Hot Air Ballons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party values the safety of those who travel by its preferred mode of transportation. :)

[Xaven]

Alright, I'm up for the older Final Fantasies section, Neel.

(*pops hot air balloon*)

[Anaisa]

You shouldn't have done that Xaven! (*Xaven is blasted back with such force after attempting to pop the balloon. That Xaven now lives on the moon, an eats moon cheese. Yes it does exist, just ask Xaven.*)

[Alive-Cat]

Our Hot Air Balloons are made of a special polymer that harnesses the power of love and joy, making it nigh-on impossible to pop. The Hot Air Ballons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party values the safety of those who travel by its preferred mode of transportation. :)

I could say the EXACTLY the same thing for The Fat Chocobo Party! And will. :)

The Fat Chocobo's stomach is made of a special polymer that harnesses the power of love and joy, making it nigh-on impossible to pop. The Fat Chocobo Party values the safety of those who travel by it's preferred mode of transportation. :)

[Anaisa]

What the hell Darth! What the hell! That makes the story of Xaven the balloon an the moon look normal.

[Cz]

I could say the EXACTLY the same thing for The Fat Chocobo Party! And will. :)

The Fat Chocobo's stomach is made of a special polymer that harnesses the power of love and joy, making it nigh-on impossible to pop. The Fat Chocobo Party values the safety of those who travel by it's preferred mode of transportation. :)This may be true, but the Fat Chocobo is not inflatable, and therefore such enhancements are a needless waste of resources. Resources that would have been far better spent on creating more Hot Air Balloons.

[Agent Proto]

What are you guys trying to accomplish by posting in our thread?

[Flying Mullet]

By posting in our thread it shows that they wish they were a part of our party.

[Psychotic]

What are you guys trying to accomplish by posting in our thread?HAHAHAHAHAHA! :laugh:

Oh you people slay me sometimes.

When I last looked, the second highest poster in both the TUTU and Balloon party threads was a Fat Chocobo, Space-Ace.

[Cz]

What are you guys trying to accomplish by posting in our thread?It's partly for the entertainment value, but mostly because DP canvassed everyone else's threads with repetitive propaganda, so we thought we'd do the same. Besides, a little inter-party dialogue is necessary in events such as these, particularly as it's not permitted in the elections thread itself.

[-N-]

This may be true, but the Fat Chocobo is not inflatable, and therefore such enhancements are a needless waste of resources. Resources that would have been far better spent on creating more Hot Air Balloons.You obviously haven't been to the Fat Chocobo, or the 'bo, as the incrowd says. ;]

Yeah Proto, this is justified spam. Revel in it.

[Cz]

You obviously haven't been to the Fat Chocobo, or the 'bo, as the incrowd says. ;]

Yeah Proto, this is justified spam. Revel in it.The Hot Air Balloon Party is impervious to your 'incrowd', with its 'lingo'. Why don't you kids run along and do your homework, and leave the serious business of running the forums to us, eh? ;)

[Alive-Cat]

I quite like them posting in this thread. In fact, it turns me on! :jokey:

*"EDIT" WRITTEN IN CAPITAL LETTERS FOR SOME KIND OF DRAMATIC EFFECT, OR MAYBE IT'S A RULE*

On a more serious note, I am going to take it upon myself to love and care for the other parties, misguided as they may be, for I am a loving and caring individual, just like all the other members of The Fat Chocobo Party are. :)

[Psychotic]

serious businessThe Inter-Net™

[Anaisa]

By posting in our thread it shows that they wish they were a part of our party.
Does it really? Well then Pauper wants to be in alot of parties doesn't he?

[-N-]

The Hot Air Balloon Party is impervious to your 'incrowd', with its 'lingo'. Why don't you kids run along and do your homework, and leave the serious business of running the forums to us, eh? ;)Your rejection of the incrowd will cost you several votes. :p


Does it really? Well then Pauper wants to be in alot of parties doesn't he?He's a journalist, what more can I say. :p

[Cz]

The Inter-Net™You too, little boy. I'm sure there's some new Playstation or something for you to be playing with. *shoos*


Your rejection of the incrowd will cost you several votes. You're forgetting that no member of the incrowd would be seen dead taking an interest in an election on a Final Fantasy website. I think you mean "The guys who got beaten up by the incrowd for wearing a Dungeons & Dragons shirt to school, and so desperately seek to establish themselves as being 'cool' on the internet in a vain attempt to heal their real-life bruises". In fact, these are exactly the sort of people who should be voting for the Hot Air Balloon Party. :D

[Psychotic]

what more can I say. :pHow about I'm sorry?
How about I never meant to hurt you?
How about I want you back?
How about if I could go back and change things, I would?
How about I feel empty ever since you've been gone?
How about I can change?
How about please give me another chance?
How about she doesn't mean anything to me?
How about you're the only person who has ever understood me?
How about you mean so much more to me than I could ever express in words?
How about we all live in a yellow submarine?
How about I know I've messed up, and I want to make things right?
How about I just want to hold you again?
How about I don't think I can go on without you?
How about I still love you?

[Alive-Cat]

You too, little boy. I'm sure there's some new Playstation or something for you to be playing with. *shoos*

It seems that Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party seem to think they are above everyone else... :(
I'm not assuming here, but, well, the fact that they call everyone "Little" and seem to think everybody else is amused by toys... :(

[Anaisa]

How about I'm sorry?
How about I never meant to hurt you?
How about I want you back?
How about if I could go back and change things, I would?
How about I feel empty ever since you've been gone?
How about I can change?
How about please give me another chance?
How about she doesn't mean anything to me?
How about you're the only person who has ever understood me?
How about you mean so much more to me than I could ever express in words?
How about we all live in a yellow submarine?
How about I know I've messed up, and I want to make things right?
How about I just want to hold you again?
How about I don't think I can go on without you?
How about I still love you?
Psychotic, I thought you opposed emo?!

[Cz]

It seems that Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party seem to think they are above everyone else... :(
I'm not assuming here, but, well, the fact that they call everyone "Little" and seem to think everybody else is amused by toys... :(Hey, everyone loves toys. It's just that running Eyes on Final Fantasy is an important, and as such it should be done by the most important people. And if you try and tell me that RSL isn't important, you're crazier than I thought.

[Psychotic]

You too...new PlaystationThe FUTURE™!


Sure I do, Anaisa. It's why I punched myself in the face after writing it.

[-N-]

Punch yourself again. Do it for me this time.
And copy/paste that in the Writer's Corner while you're at it.

[Alive-Cat]

Psychotic, I thought you opposed emo?!

Yes, Psychotic. Listen to Anaisa. Expressing any emotion at all nowdays is emo. Surely YOU should know that, of all people!
Any emotion is emo. Pure, unadulterated EMO.

[Psychotic]

The Fart Chocoboobs support encouraging self-harm?

Family Values!

[-N-]

DO IT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME

Alternatively, you could kiss my hand like the guy in my sig.

[Psychotic]

I thought he was sampling your exquisite chippolata, Don Rumsfeld.

[Alive-Cat]

DO IT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME

Alternatively, you could kiss my hand like the guy in my sig.

THAT'S what he's doing??? :eek:
I was thinking of...Something else.

[Anaisa]

Sure I do, Anaisa. It's why I punched myself in the face after writing it.
Self harm is emo! I hope you didn't cry afterwards as well, because that would add extra emo to the situation.

[Cz]

I thought he was sampling your exquisite chippolata, Don Rumsfeld.I think 'kissing my hand' may be one of those slang terms the kids are using these days. You know, like 'homey' or 'blaps'. :O_O:

[Psychotic]

Self harm is emo!Your face is emo!

[Anaisa]

Your face is emo!
Well then you must like my face alot!

[Psychotic]

Well then you must like my face alot!Well, it is a mighty fine latrine...

[Epiphany]

Well, it is a mighty fine latrine...

I'm not sure if the American definition of latrine is different but if it isn't..XD.

[Anaisa]

I don't know who it was who compared your face to a latrine, but that insult works only on faces like yours. When you have a face like mine, your exempt from such an insult.

[Psychotic]

Yeah, you just say that when the golden heavens open above you. See how far you get.

[Anaisa]

As already mentioned, I would never be in such a situation!

[Alive-Cat]

Psychotic and Anaisa are bickering like old women!
I could shower you two with clichés...And will! :)

Live and let live. :)
Laughter is the best medicine! :)
You can't fit a square peg in a round hole! :greenie:
It's always darkest before the dawn...:eek:
Winners need their losers! :choc2:
When in doubt, consult your inner child. ;)

And for the finale...

Apple of my eye.

[Shoden]

This calls for a contest, whoever promotes their party better wins a free goodybag with a smiley face on the front! All who want to participate get advertising now but you spam you're out, it just has to be self promoting... *glares evily at Psy*

[Alive-Cat]

This calls for a contest, whoever promotes their party better wins a free goodybag with a smiley face on the front! All who want to participate get advertising now but you spam you're out, it just has to be self promoting... *glares evily at Psy*

I think my clichés have already won the goody bag! :mad2:

[-N-]

http://dazzleandlace.com/favors/birthday/goodybag-smiley.jpg

[Alive-Cat]

http://dazzleandlace.com/favors/birthday/goodybag-smiley.jpg
Yes, and it was only right that my master would present me with the award. :)

I feel so happy! :D

[Psychotic]

This calls for a contest, whoever promotes their party better wins a free goodybag with a smiley face on the front! All who want to participate get advertising now but you spam you're out, it just has to be self promoting... *glares evily at Psy*
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[Anaisa]

I think you'll find I should win the goody bag. If this were a real election, id now have maximum publicity!

[Alive-Cat]

Are you feeling that your party is letting you down? :(
Do you feel that even though you "belong" to them, they really want to take away your babies? :eek:
Are you here now, because you're a useless impotent waste of a human being? :greenie:
WELL, you have come to the right place. :)
The Fat Chocobo Party is definately for you! We offer love, protection, a place to stay, more clichés than you can handle, and it's all 100% FREE!
"Free!?" You ask?
Yes, free! ;)

[Luara]

I aint there...*sniff*... :choc:

[Alive-Cat]

Then The Fat Chocobo Party is the place for you! :)

[Rengori]

We should get away from global warming and go towards a second ice age. Then we'll see if those hot air baloons are so high then won't we?

[rubah]

Or make it hotter and send them so high that they run out of air? :DDDD

[Shoden]

If that's the case this environmental friendly crap is nonsense and makes us lose! *litters and sprays anti perspirent over and over*

If it gets hotter than Tutus will set alight and all burn into nothing knocking more competition then we can merge with the other parties and come out on top.

[Rice Cake]

I know a way we can insure victory!! If every member of The Fat Chocobo party who can, posted a user note on my profile, then we would totally win. Its true! I went into the future and saw how we won, and thats how we won!! So, start posting those user notes!!

[-N-]

Hey Fat Chocobo Party Members,

I still need your help finalizing our party's ballot entry! We need to pick a mascot and a signature to represent us (in addition to those two empty spots next to Azar...). So pick from the sigs in the first post, and pick a mascot! It could be the Fat Chocobo, it could be Bruce Willis With A Fish! Be creative! Because if you don't, then I will!

Neel

[Rice Cake]

How about my sig be the party signature and our mascot can be a Chocobo:choc: .

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Fatness is unhealthy, chocobos suck, and getting squashed sucks. Therefore, your party sucks.

Join us, the Pirate Red Mage Party!

[KentaRawr!]

Fatness is unhealthy, chocobos suck, and getting squashed sucks. Therefore, your party sucks.

Join us, the Pirate Red Mage Party!

Being a FAT Chocobo automatically makes us better chef's, and also we are more intimidating, making it so that no one steals that potion you left in our bank.

That's right, we are not just a diner, but a bank, too! And you get 50% interest if you can earn it.

Welcome, Psy. How about a free bowl of spaghetti? Sit down, and let me ask you: Would you like spaghetti sauce? Or would you rather just have salt and pepper?

[Samuraid]

Join us, the Pirate Red Mage Party!
Never heard of it. :rolleyes2


then we can merge with the other parties and come out on top.
We're already on top.

[Rice Cake]

I changed my mind (even though I never had a say in the matter) Lets have Bruce Willis with the fish as our mascot. Then he can kill Chuck Norris, all of the hot air balloons, and all of the pirate thingies, and kill all of the fluffy things with the fish. I'll try and make a sig to go with it.

Reanactment of Bruce from the future killing all other party mascots::trout:

EDIT: Here it is! A Bruce Willis sig!!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/Xenochaos/brucewillkillyou.jpg

I call it " Bruce will kill you "...............pretty dumb huh?

[Agent Proto]

Don Neeleone must be our mascot.

[The Triumphant Hero]

On behalf of Chuck Norris, I give Neel with a Hat a hard roundhouse kick to the face. I shall respond to any resistance with a barrage of stupid, IQ-dropping jokes until you all go insane from the cheesiness!

[Samuraid]

Just make sure the IQ of the posts isn't too low...otherwise you may find them kindly edited or deleted. :rolleyes2

[-N-]

Using Bruce Willis With A Fish does allow us to say trout a lot... ^_^

[Rice Cake]

I know a way we can insure victory!! If every member of The Fat Chocobo party who can, posted a user note on my profile, then we would totally win. Its true! I went into the future and saw how we won, and thats how we won!! So, start posting those user notes!!

Come on!! Don't you want to win?!!

EDIT: The Bruce idea is a thing of the past. How about this guy? We can also use it as the official signature.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/Xenochaos/thenewfatchocobosig.jpg

EDIE: EDIT:Am I like the only one with suggestions?

[Giga Guess]

On behalf of Chuck Norris, I give Neel with a Hat a hard roundhouse kick to the face. I shall respond to any resistance with a barrage of stupid, IQ-dropping jokes until you all go insane from the cheesiness!


I'll see you your bad jokes and raise you horrible puns.

[Alive-Cat]

I'll see you your bad jokes and raise you horrible puns.

With clichés? :)

[Shoden]

Here at Fat Chocobos we are not grammar or spelling nazis no commas and no grammar are a weaponary gift to kill members from blowing up hedz

[Alive-Cat]

...And clichés! :)

[Shoden]

We have beer! EOFF without beer = fail.
only Fat Chocobos get beer but only to those who deserve them, The Fat Chocobos gave me a new sock!

We rule your drewel! Nyeh!

[Alive-Cat]

He means we give everyone beer because we're so nice.

[cloud_doll]

Are you feeling that your party is letting you down? :(
Do you feel that even though you "belong" to them, they really want to take away your babies? :eek:
Are you here now, because you're a useless impotent waste of a human being? :greenie:
WELL, you have come to the right place. :)
The Fat Chocobo Party is definately for you! We offer love, protection, a place to stay, more clichés than you can handle, and it's all 100% FREE!
"Free!?" You ask?
Yes, free! ;)
i want to join!

[NeoCracker]

I'll meat your cliques wiht hribble Grmmer?

[-N-]

i want to join!Welcome aboard, cloud_doll! It's not too late to get involved - we still have positions open for our party leaders. Just read the first post in the thread and let me know what you would like to do! Thanks for joining. :)

- Neel

[Rengori]

If no one's applied for it, I'll go with Second gen.

[Shine On...]

I Must Join this Party! It sounds amazing! (and utterly Jolly!)
Out of all the parties this one appealed most to me.

[Rengori]

I Must Join this Party! It sounds amazing! (and utterly Jolly!)
Out of all the parties this one appealed most to me.
Good for you! Now spam one of rival parties. I'm too lazy to do it.

[Xaven]

Now spam one of rival parties. I'm too lazy to do it.
Come on, don't encourage spam. I know everyone's doing it, but that doesn't mean it's okay for you to do it.

[Rengori]

Oh fine.
EDIT: And thanks for using one of my buttons!

[cloud_doll]

Welcome aboard, cloud_doll! It's not too late to get involved - we still have positions open for our party leaders. Just read the first post in the thread and let me know what you would like to do! Thanks for joining. :)

- Neel

k i want one of the spots in the other FF i dont care which spot i get!

[-N-]

I Must Join this Party! It sounds amazing! (and utterly Jolly!)
Out of all the parties this one appealed most to me.Welcome, Shine On... glad you could join us! While spam is fun, I would not recommend it, especially not in other parties' threads, as some people are beginning to get weary of it and think it is a nuisance.

Rengori, you've got yourself the third spot in The Second Generation. :)

cloud_doll, are you talking about the, uh, Miscellaneous FF category? If so, then you certainly can sign up. Just be prepared - I don't know what quite to expect, but you can be assured it will take some time between you and your teammates. Welcome again! :)

[Leeza]

Neel, get these sigs resized or remove them from your first post, please because I'm getting tired of removing them from your party members.

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[Rice Cake]

Come on everybody, we only have one more position that needs filling. Who's going to take it?

[ffxfreak93]

i will take it

[cloud_doll]

i got my siggy so i can go around advertising the party! or whatever....:choc:

[Rengori]

If you haven't noticed, I changed my avatar to a sprite version of me hugging a fat chocobo. :D

[Xaven]

If you haven't noticed, I changed my avatar to a sprite version of me hugging a fat chocobo. :D
Oh, I was wondering what that was.

[Rengori]

Oh, I was wondering what that was.
And now you know!

[Rice Cake]

Dude, can you make me one? But the chocobo would have to be yellow and the guy would need brown hair.:D

[Leeza]

If you haven't noticed, I changed my avatar to a sprite version of me hugging a fat chocobo. :D
That is so cute. :)

[cloud_doll]

Awww! That avatar is adorable!!!

[Alive-Cat]

I love that avatar with all of my heart!
And because of that, I love YOU...:)

[Shaun]

Hey, isn't there a fat chocobo in FFIII? That's a retro game! You can enjoy both at once! :)

[Alive-Cat]

Hey, isn't there a fat chocobo in FFIII? That's a retro game! You can enjoy both at once! :)

I bet you would...

[Rogue]

i want to join

[Alive-Cat]

i want to join

That means, that by joining you have done TWO good things lately! You're more awesome than ANYONE! :love:

[-N-]

Welcome and join, then evez! I see you like to make a lot of friends, so consider all of us here at Fat Chocobo's your friends as well. Currently, all our candidate positions are filled, but if you'd like to contest a spot, PM me and the candidate you wish to contest and we can work something out. ;)

NOTICE:

As I updated in my first post, all candidate positions are filled! However, that doesn't mean much, as we still have several days left to finalize things. That means if you don't have a position, and would like one, simply PM me and the person or people who's positions you'd like to contest and we can sort things out.

Also, let me know what mascot and signature you want to represent out party! Right now, Bruce Willis With A Fish and a Fat Chocobo are our main mascot options, but feel free to suggest any others! Also, the "We Support Family Values" and "The Original EoFF Restaurant" are the leading sigs so far.

OTHER NOTICE:
For those of you candidates asking what exactly will be required from you, here is the scoop straight from the horse's mouth:
I will tell the candidates to do things, and I will wait for them to do it, and it will be entertaining. Then eventually I will announce voting has begun.Hope that helps!

- Neel

[Alive-Cat]

Finally I understand my mission. Though I wouldn't mind if evez contested me. :)

[-N-]

Update: I removed the sigs from the first page that are outside the sig limits for the forums. So if your sigs aren't working, it's because Leeza removed them for being too large. Please select from the remaining ones. Thanks members, and sorry Leeza for the trouble.

- Neel

[Giga Guess]

i want to join


Welcome aboard man!

[Xaven]

i want to join
Let's be friends! :kaoplain:

[Shine On...]

Whoaa! Now that I've joined Fat Chocobo, The world has changed for me! I've recently been hired as the new 'executive of fun' for Microsoft, and soon, With my undoubtedly evil scheme... FAT CHOCOBO WILL RULE THE WORLD... ahem... that is, in time of course.

[Fonzie]

What could i run for again lol?

[-N-]

I'm too lazy to repeat myself - look like 8 posts above or something.

[Fonzie]

I'll be commander and i'll call Neel Spock, and we'll have our own show called "The Fun Hour....with a hat" I'm such a frickin genuis.

[Rice Cake]

I'd like to be added in on that show please!:D

[Xaven]

I'll be commander and i'll call Neel Spock, and we'll have our own show called "The Fun Hour....with a hat" I'm such a frickin genuis.
<3

[-N-]

I'll be commander and i'll call Neel Spock, and we'll have our own show called "The Fun Hour....with a hat" I'm such a frickin genuis.Dude that's the best idea I've seen since the Vin Diesel Fact Generator (http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php). *promotes* :D

[Fonzie]

Next i'm going to make a PsP with two Disc slots. I'm such a genuis

[-N-]

I dunno - can you really outdo yourself this time, Commander?

[Calliope]

Fat Chocobos are a disgrace and need to be reported to the RSPCAJLI!

[-N-]

Thanks Nicky - I view 100 posts per page and I really didn't feel like putting up with the loading times anymore.

[Shine On...]

Next i'm going to make a PsP with two Disc slots. I'm such a genuis


What? why didn't Sony think of that! they suck! Genius Commander, sir when I grow up, can I be just like you?:)

[Alive-Cat]

What? why didn't Sony think of that! they suck! Genius Commander, sir when I grow up, can I be just like you?:)

Eat those vegetables and I'll ask him for you...:)

[Psydekick]

Fat Chocobos rule end of:)

[Rengori]

Dude, can you make me one? But the chocobo would have to be yellow and the guy would need brown hair.Sorry, no can do. I'm too lazy.

That is so cute. :)

Awww! That avatar is adorable!!!

I love that avatar with all of my heart!
And because of that, I love YOU...Thanks for all your comments!

[Yuna_wannabe]

I am definitley in with da Fat chocobos!
:choc:GO Fat Chocobos GO:choc:

[Psydekick]

Make sure ya use a cool sig provided:)

[Rengori]

Or one of my buttons if you don't have much sig space.

[-N-]

I am definitley in with da Fat chocobos!
:choc:GO Fat Chocobos GO:choc:Welcome to the Family! :D

- Neel

[Psydekick]

Lured to us by yours truly:)

[Darth Tjador]

I want to join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-N-]

Then join you shall!
Be advised that in joining, I expect you to vote for our party line as well. :)

[nik0tine]

I don't feel like reading the posts in this thread. Anyone want to update me on whats been going on? I've been gone for a few days and I'm trying to get into this as best I can.

[-N-]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1530394&postcount=386

I suppose I could sign on AIM and tell you too.

[Captain Maxx Power]

O sure, Fat Chocobos get The Lounge where everyone goes, and we get FFXI, where only a small percent go.

At least we didn't get as badly screwed as TUTU.

[-N-]

I wonder why this happened.
Interesting development.

[Giga Guess]

Uhmmmm...did I miss something?

[Shoden]

wtf is this doing in the lounge?

[Captain Maxx Power]

wtf is this doing in the lounge?

Cheating. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1532238&postcount=556)

[Shoden]

I would say "THis is Blasphemy!" right now but I'm just gonna go "riiiight, ok then"

[Shoeberto]

I don't have to listen to what Neel tells me to do.

[-N-]

Order is restored.
Continue as usual.

[Leeza]

Cheating. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1532238&postcount=556)
Way to take everything out of context. :)

[Fonzie]

Commander thinks we need to find the captain. He's more then likely sleeping in. Become one of us, one of us, one of us, one o....

[-N-]

Way to take everything out of context. :)Welcome to politics! :D

[Samuraid]

Welcome to politics on the internet. :shifty:

[Shoden]

ROFL, you got placed in Crystal Chronicles, hey it's cool still family aint it?
If our party cannot beat the others it's gonna be you people.

[-N-]

Hey Kingdom Hearts players!

You may be wondering what a thread like this is doing in a forum like yours. And to be honest, I have no idea! However, we are one of the parties in the upcoming EoFF elections, which have absolutely no real meaning at all! So why not go for a change of pace and join us in our quest for imaginary power? It's not any less real than leveling in a video game, that much is for certain. It's very open-ended, and multiplayer, and the music is less irritating! So enlist here today, before the winds of fate carry us elsewhere!

- Neel

[Psychotic]

I don't think anyone still posts here, Neel.

But at least you're lucky enough to have like, 3 forums staff (and 2 site staff) in your party. We only have the one, and although she's the best, she's not online.

[Fonzie]

I want to know why this thread was moved. Tell the commander/Mr.S

[Rice Cake]

To mess with the natural order. Anyway, I'm now going to be referred to as 'Scotty'.:)

[Shoeberto]

Hey Kingdom Hearts players!

You may be wondering what a thread like this is doing in a forum like yours. And to be honest, I have no idea! However, we are one of the parties in the upcoming EoFF elections, which have absolutely no real meaning at all! So why not go for a change of pace and join us in our quest for imaginary power? It's not any less real than leveling in a video game, that much is for certain. It's very open-ended, and multiplayer, and the music is less irritating! So enlist here today, before the winds of fate carry us elsewhere!

- Neel
Who are you talking to, you silly, crazy, beautiful man?

[-N-]

I, uh, was, uh, rehearsing a speech! Yes, that's it. :shifty:

[Rengori]

What the crap just happened?

[Fonzie]

The End of all the other parties...and the rise of the Fat Chocobo's. Also, my TV show...let the uprising begin.

[Rengori]

Oh. That's what I was hoping to hear. :D

[Fonzie]

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/declineofvideogaming3.html

Haha i think this explains everything...

[Rengori]

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/declineofvideogaming3.html

Haha i think this explains everything...
You really need to either quote or say this before it's 10 posts up and no one knows what's going on.

[Fonzie]

Even i don't know whats going on...so that means something...

[GhandiOwnsYou]

..... Fat Chocobo has Proto. But... Ace Is Proto.... So.... Fat Chocob has Ace... Which means only that FAT ASS CHOCOBO'S ATE THE ACE PARTY!

*shrug* In my eternal battle to support proot in pointless elections and to use this support to instigate even MORE pointless Propaganda Warring with whatever Psychotics party is (not out of mallice, but out of competitive respect for a being who's propaganda and mudslinging makes as little sense as mine), I shall now pledge alegiance to the Obese Choco, and be off to begin the photoshop rebirth...


ACE VS BAoTW BECOMES FAT CHOCOBO vs. TUTU


GAME ON.

[Fonzie]

All i know is we're beating the retro-party pretty bad

[-N-]

Welcome aboard SocietyzAntidote! Be sure to read the first post for details if you are interested in a party position. Of course, if you just want to cause a ruckus, then that's okay, as long as you don't piss people off and vote for us when the time comes. :D

- Neel

[Rengori]

When does the ballot open, Neel?

[Psydekick]

I'll try and get loads of people to join LOL!:)

[Alive-Cat]

Since when did Shoden turn to the Dark Side? Hmph, I can tell you HE'S not getting a christmas present this year! :mad2:

[nik0tine]

I'll try and get loads of people to join LOL!:)
LOL!

[Shooting Star]

i am so joining this!:D :choc2: Fat chocobo! :choc2:

[Lost Number]

This is the only party thread I aint posted in. So there.

[Xaven]

This is the only party thread I have posted in. So, hah.

[Psychotic]

*shrug* In my eternal battle to support proot in pointless elections and to use this support to instigate even MORE pointless Propaganda Warring with whatever Psychotics party is (not out of mallice, but out of competitive respect for a being who's propaganda and mudslinging makes as little sense as mine), I shall now pledge alegiance to the Obese Choco, and be off to begin the photoshop rebirth...


ACE VS BAoTW BECOMES FAT CHOCOBO vs. TUTU


GAME ON.NOT YOU AGAIN. :(

PS: Actually I think the Fat Chocobo Party bears a closer resemblance to the #eoff party than it does to the Ace Party.

[Giga Guess]

..... Fat Chocobo has Proto. But... Ace Is Proto.... So.... Fat Chocob has Ace... Which means only that FAT ASS CHOCOBO'S ATE THE ACE PARTY!

*shrug* In my eternal battle to support proot in pointless elections and to use this support to instigate even MORE pointless Propaganda Warring with whatever Psychotics party is (not out of mallice, but out of competitive respect for a being who's propaganda and mudslinging makes as little sense as mine), I shall now pledge alegiance to the Obese Choco, and be off to begin the photoshop rebirth...


ACE VS BAoTW BECOMES FAT CHOCOBO vs. TUTU


GAME ON.


BRING IT!

[Alive-Cat]

BRING IT!

I DARE YOU!

[Shoden]

It's a good thing I'm clean now or I would of made a chaotic spam fest right here right now.

So when do you think this election is going to get hotter? the TUTUs are seeming to succumb to you, But those PRMs are up to something drastic.

[Alive-Cat]

The elections shall ascend to a level of almost boiling hotness, then descend to a mid level, ascend, descend, descend, then peak at boiling point.

[Renmiri]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Chocoboknightsffx.jpg

[Rengori]

We need fat chocobo knights. NOW.

[-N-]

I shall now pledge alegiance to the Obese Choco, and be off to begin the photoshop rebirth...Giga, he's on our side xD

Shooting Star - be warned you can only join one party at a time. Right now you have the Fluffy Pink Party allegiance displayed in your sig - you will have to remove that and replace it with the Fat Chocobo Party if you wish to join, and you will have to leave the FPP as well. :\

On Chocobo Knights: every candidate is hereby a Fat Chocobo Knight. :)

- Neel

[Rice Cake]

What rank am I in these "Chocobo Knights"? :confused:

[Rengori]

Yay!

[Agent Proto]

Rock rock on!

[Psychotic]

"Buy all our playsets and toys!"?

[Agent Proto]

oh yeah, Fat Chocobo may resemble #eoff of last year, but there is an Ace Factor within the party, so it's part Ace as well.

[Rengori]

"Buy all our playsets and toys!"?
Yes.

[Giga Guess]

Giga, he's on our side xD

Shooting Star - be warned you can only join one party at a time. Right now you have the Fluffy Pink Party allegiance displayed in your sig - you will have to remove that and replace it with the Fat Chocobo Party if you wish to join, and you will have to leave the FPP as well. :\

On Chocobo Knights: every candidate is hereby a Fat Chocobo Knight. :)

- Neel


WHO CARES? I JUST WANNA SCRAP! WHO WANTS SOME? HUH? HUH?

Heh....I guess I really need to start reading posts all the way through.

[Alive-Cat]

WHO CARES? I JUST WANNA SCRAP! WHO WANTS SOME? HUH? HUH?

Heh....I guess I really need to start reading posts all the way through.

I never have...I don't even know what I just quoted. I was answering a completely different question there.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

I wish to join this establishment if I may.

[-N-]

You certainly can, Heero! Welcome to the Family! Currently all our positions are filled for the upcoming elections, but be sure to show your support and vote for us when the time comes! You can grab a signature or a button from the front page, as well as catch the latest in what's going on.

- Neel

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Alright!:D thank you for the warm welcome.

btw-where exactly do I get the sig? :confused:

[-N-]

Sorry - I was updating the first post - you're too quick for me. :p
The sigs are available on the first post of this thread.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

oh ok. thank you! :D


EDIT: I can't get it to my sig. As you can well see, I do not have a sig so I do not know how to actually make one. I need help. :sad:

[Rice Cake]

Yay, Heero Yuy NWZC joined us! And no one has answered my question. What is my rank? Or is it a lie?

[Rengori]

Your rank is GC.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

pls, call me Heero. :D Yuy is my last name(or it will be when I change it) and NWZC is just an abbrevaition.

[Rengori]

Okay Heero!

[Rice Cake]

Your rank is GC.

I know that. But if I'm a knight, then what am I. Am I a captain? Or a General? Something like that. Not knowing is driving me crazy!

[Giga Guess]

Yeah, I'd like to know where I stand on this one too...:p

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Have we even got ranks in our Fat Chocobo Knights yet? I would like to be one of them.

[Rice Cake]

Have we even got ranks in our Fat Chocobo Knights yet? I would like to be one of them.

You need to be a candidate to be a Fat Chocobo Knights.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

How can I be? :confused:

[Rengori]

How can I be? :confused:
You can't, all the positions are filled.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

oh ok, and can someone help me with getting one of those sig on the front post to be in my sig. I am having difficulty cuz i have never had a sig.

[-N-]

For your sig, just follow the directions in the first post. Right click on the image, click Copy Image Location, then close it with [ img ] tags in the Signature field.

Um, if you want to be a candidate for the elections, then there's still time - I am purposely holding on to the application. Spots for contention are available in the FF forums. As of now, I feel like all the candidates are deserving, except I don't know the "World Is Square and Enix" candidates as well (except for Azar). So PM me and them and I'll ask a few basic questions and make the decision whether to swap or not. :)

- Neel

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

i don't have an option that says copy image location. :cry:

[-N-]

Silly Internet Explorer user! Right click, then click on Properties, and you should be able to copy the URL of the image from then. Then proceed with the sig thing as planned.

Your sig code should be [<s></s>img]URL[/<s></s>img]

[Nick Schovitz]

So are we actually going to be doing anything for the club?
What's our ambition?

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

to be the best party there is!

[-N-]

When it's voting time, we have to push with everything we have and support our candidates (excuse me, Knights) to win their positions! It may actually be a while until the actual debates and votes start, but when it does, rest assured I will PM everyone to notify them. Until then, you can recruit people to join us and make mild mischief here and there.

- Neel

[Rengori]

Can canidates of one section vote for the canidates of another?

[-N-]

As far as I know, voting is open to everyone, so yes.

[Agent Proto]

Yes, however, voting will be different this year as opposed to last year's election.

[Psychotic]

This time we vote with our fists!

(I don't get it either, but dang if it didn't sound cool)

[Rengori]

*punches all other canidates I don't want to vote for*
*punches Psy extra hard because he deserves it*

[Psychotic]

Whoa, I've told you before: don't fist me in public!

[Jess]

I've just heard some devastating news. You guys actually cook your overweight chocobo's and eat them?! You thought that we would never find out!? IS IT TRUE!? :weep:

[Giga Guess]

*Wipes BBQ sauce from face*

OF COURSE NOT!

[ffxfreak93]

*spits bone out*

yeah,what giga guess said!!

[Rengori]

Oh come on, everyone knows we only make the skinny ones fatter and then Fire 3 them.

[Agent Proto]

The allegation against the Fat Chocobos claiming that we cook and eat fat chocobos is entirely false. Why, we treat our chocobos with dedication and love. :love:

[Rice Cake]

Thats why our party is named the Fat Chocobo party. If we ate them, then wouldn't it be called the "We Eat Fat Chocobo Party"?

[Anaisa]

Thats why our party is named the Fat Chocobo party. If we ate them, then wouldn't it be called the "We Eat Fat Chocobo Party"?
Of course, because there are no lies in politics. ;)