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Del Murder
02-07-2006, 06:09 AM
Have you ever wanted to be a super hero? This is your chance!

Greetings citizens! Your friendly neighborhood Super Delete here, extending a warm welcome for you to join the heralded super-team, <b>The Justice League of the Internet</b>.

'But Uncle SD,' you ask, 'how can I join the JLI? I have no super powers!' Not true, Johnny. Everyone has a power, something they can do better than everybody else. Search yourself and you will find it!

Joining is simple. Just provide your superhero name, your power, and and which section you wish to patrol in your neverending battle against e-crime! If you cannot come up with this information, and still wish to join, fear not! It will be provided for you. It may be more fun to see what hidden powers you never knew you had, and what name we can come up with, but it's up to you.

This party is a proud proponent of:
Truth
Justice
Puppies

This party is currently against:
Evil
Jet engines

Current roster:
Super Delete (Del Murder) - power of deletion (leader)
Hawkman (Hawkeye) - super-sight, and perhaps x-ray vision (particularly through articles of clothing)
Palindroma (Miriel) - seductive dancing, hair whip of doom
Ironicles (Lindy) - Master of Lolgic, scathing rhetoric.
Psychic Hornet (Bert) - Telescopic vision, Psychic, Electrical generation/control
The Dude (Sexy McAwesome) - Makes killer white russians, wields Bowling Ball of Pacifism, and has the power to abide
Gir Guy (eternal essence) - Shoot Gir plushies, and kicks people in the crotch area
The Lone Forest Ranger (ForestOwl) - Power of flight, ability to control nature
Torren McHasselhoffgard III (DJZen) - Biting wit and sarcasm of doom
White Swan (Starlight Angel) - Healing and holy magic
Space Bandito (Mitch) - Power of space, whatever the hell that is, maybe he can compress space or something
Brave Heart Lion (lionx) - the power to care
Pyrolad (Flamethrower) - Throws flames (duh)
Super! Ome (Omecle) - Time manipulation, luck, water control
Captain WTF!? (Yeargdribble) - pondering the randomness of the world
Kaped Koopa (Bowser) - indestructible shell
Postcard Bandita (Calliope) - ultra glare, stuffed animal army
Multiple Personality Man (Trumpet Thief) - creates doubles of him self that just sit and talk to each other...and laugh maniacally
The Extraordinary Gentleman (Behold the Void) - Just...EXTRAORDINARY!
theundeadhero - Highly charismatic to all things undead, looks great in a wig, flies

Sidekicks:
Rengori
Green Lighter (nik0tine)

Sections needing patrol:

General 1 - Hawkman, The Dude, Ironicles
General 2 - Palindroma, Postcard Bandita, Pyrolad
Staff/Reference - Uncle SD, Space Bandito, The Extraordinary Gentleman
Final Fantasy: The First Generation - Torren McHasselhoffgard III, Kaped Koopa, theundeadhero
Final Fantasy: The Second Generation - The Lone Forest Ranger, Brave Heart Lion, Super! Ome
The World is Square...and Enix - Gir Guy, White Swan, Multiple Personality Man

Eyes on Final Fantasy still needs your help!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/JLI.gif

Hawkeye
02-07-2006, 06:11 AM
Oh my god this is tempting.

Del Murder
02-07-2006, 06:13 AM
Yours would be an easy name to make, too, Hawkman!

escobert
02-07-2006, 06:16 AM
ha! good thing I'm evil

Hawkeye
02-07-2006, 06:16 AM
Ok Super Delete, I want to be a super hero! For the internets!

Sorry Psy, but duty calls.

Rase
02-07-2006, 06:17 AM
What if your name isn't Johnny?

Del Murder
02-07-2006, 06:21 AM
Johnny represents the child inside us all. Now, my old nemesis K.I.S.H.I 9000, <i>literally</i> had a child inside him, but I can't tell that story at a family board. Oh no.

Welcome aboard Hawkman! Is there a particular section you would like to patrol?

Hawkeye
02-07-2006, 06:22 AM
Hawkman will patrol General Chat!

-N-
02-07-2006, 06:22 AM
I thought superheroes were above politics, not subject to them.
Which kinda sucks, because I wanted to sign up. :\

Miriel
02-07-2006, 06:26 AM
Name: Palindroma!
Power: Some sort of seductive dance. Also slaps people with looong tangly hair.
Section I want to patrol: General 2

Man, The Justice League of the Internet has one sexy logo.

Del Murder
02-07-2006, 06:31 AM
Welcome Palindroma, fair mistress of the backwards-forwards universe!

Here are some other versions of our official logo:

PNG format
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/JLI_Elections.png

Small size
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/JLImini.gif

My name is...something..?
02-07-2006, 06:39 AM
Shoot.
This is very tempting.:(

Del Murder
02-07-2006, 06:49 AM
You should join if only for the reason that it would be a challenge to come up with your superhero name.

But if you all have made prior obligations to legions, the JLI understands. This is why you don't join up on the first day!

Miriel
02-07-2006, 06:51 AM
Haha, hair whip of doom? I like. :)

Leeza
02-07-2006, 07:11 AM
Yes, very cool banners. :)

Good luck with your fight against Jet Engines, super heros. :)

Please do not harm any balloons!

escobert
02-07-2006, 07:45 AM
You should join if only for the reason that it would be a challenge to come up with your superhero name.

But if you all have made prior obligations to legions, the JLI understands. This is why you don't join up on the first day!
Or maybe this is why you make a party at the Beginning of the fist day ;)

Yamaneko
02-07-2006, 07:57 AM
Too bad I'm against justice and stuff.

Awesomeman
02-07-2006, 08:03 AM
I'm evil though...along with Chuck Norris and the O RLY owl!

Pheesh
02-07-2006, 08:15 AM
I wish to join!

Name: Gir Guy!
Power: ummm, can i shoot Gir plushies? if not, the power of the foot to the nuts. (if possible both)
Patrol: see, my final fantasy repetoir isn't that large. So i wouldn't really be that in touch. I've played some ff8 and 10. But, if there was to be a kingdom hearts question... muahahahah! I would own. I dunno, you decide.

Stay Essential
EE

Miriel
02-07-2006, 08:17 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/Superheroes.gif

escobert
02-07-2006, 08:25 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/Superheroes.gif
aha that's awosme ^_^
OOC: where were you all day!? I got to rank 2 fianlly and level 12 ^_^

Miriel
02-07-2006, 08:32 AM
I was on in the morning, and me and Levie tried to do the Valentione's Event but we failed miserably. Then I gave him 50k and logged. :o

I'm not helping you out anymore if you don't join this party. :)

escobert
02-07-2006, 08:36 AM
But I' m already in #fat_chocobo :( and I can't let Neel and Kyono down :( :( :(

Miriel
02-07-2006, 08:40 AM
Fine. :(

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-07-2006, 08:58 AM
I have seen the Dude Sign in the sky and came as quick as I could.

I am here. And I shall be known simply as The Dude. Helping the world abide, one fat millionare at a time.

http://homepages.wmich.edu/~r4strehl/big-lebowski-2.jpg

Miriel
02-07-2006, 09:03 AM
Official smilie of the JLI: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/_upupandaway__by_Narfmaster.gif

Pheesh
02-07-2006, 09:17 AM
awesommeness!

Stay Essential
EE

TheSpoonyBard
02-07-2006, 09:38 AM
Sign me up for Final Fantasy: The Second Generation. I'll let you guys come up with a name/power.

Miriel
02-07-2006, 09:38 AM
Oh yay! I was hoping you'd let us change your name. :)

TheSpoonyBard
02-07-2006, 09:54 AM
So once my powers are bestowed upon me, what would I need to do? Patrol the Second Gen. section, maintaining a sense of peace and order and fighting e-crime?

Rye
02-07-2006, 11:39 AM
Very cool banners. :D Good luck guys.

Psychotic
02-07-2006, 01:12 PM
I applaud you, Mr. Delete, being something of a superhero myself (everyone loves Hoody man), although I won't be joining.

You kids do realise you'll be stuck with those names for some time, though?

Captain Maxx Power
02-07-2006, 01:19 PM
I miss the Elitist party.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-07-2006, 05:26 PM
You kids do realise you'll be stuck with those names for some time, though?
The dude abides.










realize*

Yamaneko
02-07-2006, 05:31 PM
You kids do realise you'll be stuck with those names for some time, though?
I'll be changing them back when this is done.

Cz
02-07-2006, 05:59 PM
If you guys already have awesome super-powers, do you really need our votes? Isn't serving out generous portions of justice while wearing crotch-hugging outfits enough?

However, the Hot Air Balloons Are Actually Pretty Neat Party must praise your agreeable stance on jet engines, and wishes you good luck in the elections.

Raistlin
02-07-2006, 06:01 PM
No elitist party, eh?

TheSpoonyBard
02-07-2006, 06:17 PM
I don't want a name change. ForestOwl will do as a superhero name. I'll have the power of flight and have the ability to communicate with and control nature.

Miriel
02-07-2006, 06:31 PM
I don't want a name change. ForestOwl will do as a superhero name. I'll have the power of flight and have the ability to communicate with and control nature.
*saddened*

Jess
02-07-2006, 06:37 PM
Are you sure you're all superheroes? I mean, supeRSL isn't part of this party, and he is definatley a superhero!

Lindy
02-07-2006, 06:38 PM
Man, if only I didn't hate all politics.

That and I'm the King of the Internet and all.

Miriel
02-07-2006, 06:39 PM
You know you want to join Lindy! *pokes and prods*

Lindy
02-07-2006, 06:52 PM
Develop me a character and backstory and I'll be your e-man!

EDIT : This reminds me of last time, when I "joined" some apathy party, and then ended up being taken SERIOUS as a candidate; that all fell apart when I entirely ignored the "task" I was set.

escobert
02-07-2006, 06:53 PM
Well since Kyono was 50% the reason I was in #fat_chocobo and he has left I now would liek to be a super hero ^_^

Miriel
02-07-2006, 06:57 PM
Lindy, your power will be scathing rhetoric. You force your enemies into submission (and ultimately make them cry) with insults and derision. Dunno what your superhero name should be though.

Bert! Choose a Superhero name and power!

Lindy
02-07-2006, 07:04 PM
lawl, Ironicles, master of lolgic*, that works for me.

I shall require time to develop an appropriate attire!

Probably a toga!

...With a cape!

*Not a typo, term recently coined

escobert
02-07-2006, 07:06 PM
Psychic Hornet
Power(s): Telescopic vision, Psychic, Electrical generation/control
Source of powers: Chronal mutant
Weapon: guns of course!
Transportation: Hornet Hovercraft

Miriel
02-07-2006, 07:36 PM
Diggin' the sig, man. :up:

DJZen
02-07-2006, 07:36 PM
Seems good, count me in, chief!

Super hero name: Torren McHasselhoffgard III
Super Powers: Biting wit and sarcasm... OF DOOM!
Sorce of Powers: http://forumspile.com/Spelling-Dictionary.gif
Area of patrol: First Generation, FTW

I'll make some new custom sigs for the party when I get home from work. Also, pancakes for every new member from hereon.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-07-2006, 08:49 PM
Far out.

Miriel
02-07-2006, 09:00 PM
What the hell is your power Dude? :p

escobert
02-07-2006, 09:09 PM
I'll take the 2nd generation if that's okee dokee ^_^

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-07-2006, 09:32 PM
I fly upon my pee stained rug, searching for those who need my services. White Russian in hand I aim to defeat the Nihlist threat with my Bowling Ball of Pacifism. It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... I am the Walrus.

Also, the Dude has the uncanny ability to abide, no matter what.

"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners." -The Stranger

Captain Maxx Power
02-07-2006, 09:34 PM
Seems good, count me in, chief!

Ouch, now there's a blow to the ego. :(

Rengori
02-07-2006, 11:18 PM
I want to be one! I'm Reng- I mean.. um... Blackmagerulz(?). My super power is being able to make my foes spontaneously combust, because fire is pretty. I'll look over... someone else decide that.

escobert
02-07-2006, 11:45 PM
SO uh when do I get my name change ^_^?

StarlightAngel
02-07-2006, 11:47 PM
Oooooh! Me wantses to join! 8D

Superhero name: White Swan
Powers: Healing and holy magic

Dunno what I'd patrol though... I don't know any FF except for KH and FFTA o.o;

DJZen
02-07-2006, 11:52 PM
What the hell is your power Dude? :p

Making fanboys cry. A lot.

Levian
02-07-2006, 11:55 PM
Nice. I'll definitely join this party.

Miriel
02-07-2006, 11:56 PM
When Yamaneko stops putting it off. :p

SO uh when do I get my name change ^_^?

Skarr
02-08-2006, 01:01 AM
This is a really interesting party in all...but i think I'll make a better villian. I mean Skarr doesn't sound like any hero to me. :p Besides TUTU rocks!!!

Yamaneko
02-08-2006, 01:58 AM
When Yamaneko stops putting it off. :p
Ok, it's on.

Lindy
02-08-2006, 02:17 AM
Half-arsed photoshop for victory and justice!

Mitch
02-08-2006, 02:30 AM
Ok I wanna be a superhero now :)

Name: Space Bandito
Power: Space

Lionx
02-08-2006, 02:44 AM
Lol i got a PM, so why not.

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 03:08 AM
Welcome all my fellow heroes! Unite our powers, and together evil stands no chance against us.

Gir Guy, master of the plushie beam and sweet crotch music, you shall patrol the World is Square...and Enix. You will be stand along side two of your fellow heroes, so you need not worry if we get a distress call from the Tactics forum.

The Dude, who never loses his cool, probably because he is usually drunk, party with us as we fight for the freedom for bowlers everywhere.

Ironicles, who lolgicly shouldn't be anywhere near a party, your fitting powers will not go unabused.

Psychic Hornet, whose powers overcome even the nicest mods, welcome!

Torren McHasselhoffgard III, the once great king of Heideggeria, your word prowess is shall keep Final Fantasy: The First Generation safe from the vile N00b Clan.

White Swan, mistress of healing, welcome. Your knowledge will not go unused in the World is Square...and Enix.

Space Bandito, your mysterious space powers are sure to cloud the eyes of evil.

Those of you without super names, you shall have them soon enough! If you do not like your name change, feel free to hop into the nearest phone booth and change back into your secret identity.

Rengori
02-08-2006, 03:34 AM
When do I become a member?

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 03:35 AM
You are a member. What would you like your superhero name to be? (and which section would you like to patrol)

Rostum
02-08-2006, 03:38 AM
Hey, Miriel wanted me to join, so I'll join.

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 03:39 AM
Heh, maybe I should have put this thread in the FFXI Forum. What is your name and power, comrade?

Psychotic
02-08-2006, 03:40 AM
Del's party is going around actively recruiting?

And I thought you were different from all the others! :(

I think we're the only party that doesn't bother. *sigh* (the asterisks mean I'm actually sighing!)

escobert
02-08-2006, 03:42 AM
yay ^_^

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 03:44 AM
I think Palindroma only recruits those who would be too busy playing FFXI to realize there was an election going on in the first place.

FFXI is the training ground for champions!

Miriel
02-08-2006, 03:44 AM
Del's party is going around actively recruiting?

And I thought you were different from all the others! :(

I think we're the only party that doesn't bother. *sigh* (the asterisks mean I'm actually sighing!)
I'm just making sure that FFXI players are sufficiently represented in this Elections shindig. Your party has the little boat people, and ours has the taru people. :)

Rengori
02-08-2006, 03:45 AM
You are a member. What would you like your superhero name to be? (and which section would you like to patrol)
My super hero name will be... Crap, I can't think of anything... I'll just go with Paladin Rengori. I'll patrol FFIV, if not Old Generation.

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 03:47 AM
What about Lord of the Rengs?

Psychotic
02-08-2006, 03:48 AM
I'm just making sure that FFXI players are sufficiently represented in this Elections shindig. Your party has the little boat people, and ours has the taru people. :)I don't have to beg people to join, racecar.

Actually, I think I'ma go PM my buddy and BAoTW pal Kishi and see if he'll join me. I bet he will!

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 03:49 AM
K.I.S.H.I. 9000 is a party of one.

Rengori
02-08-2006, 03:58 AM
What about Lord of the Rengs?
That works too!

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 04:03 AM
Uh, Lord of the Rengs, you do know that you can only officially join one faction, right? If you wish to stick with the Chocobos you can still be an honorary member of this team, but you can't run for a section.

Rengori
02-08-2006, 04:03 AM
Oh. Okay, I'm cool with that.

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 04:07 AM
Ok, you can be an official sidekick!

theundeadhero
02-08-2006, 04:20 AM
It's tpp bad this has to do with the elections. The world needs superheroes all the time, not just in January.

Del Murder
02-08-2006, 04:26 AM
Undeadhero, you would be perfet for the league. You don't even need a name change.

We supers fight e-crime all through the year. This is just a special summit when we all get together.

Miriel
02-08-2006, 04:27 AM
It's tpp bad this has to do with the elections. The world needs superheroes all the time, not just in January.
*February :p

And Super Delete is always around, even if you can't see him.

Loony BoB
02-08-2006, 10:07 AM
Are all these name changes abiding to the six-month rule? If not, I think it's a bit of an unfair advantage over the other parties in the election. I hope that if this is a temporary thing that the same privileges are being offered to all parties by the admin making the name changes...

Pheesh
02-08-2006, 10:49 AM
well if they are in the 6 month rule then it's not fair because i was given no notififcation to my name change. I couldn't sign in today and had to ask for conformation before i knew what had happened.

Stay Super
GG

NeoCracker
02-08-2006, 10:54 AM
I Like Jet Engines and Evil, So I must decline Joining. However Super Delete is still my favorite hero. That will make it funner when he finds that he can't defeat me and my my balloon allies of the Hot Air Balloons are actaully pretty neat party. I hope you will take defeat the same way you take crime, (Insert your own joke here for I can't think of one)

Lindy
02-08-2006, 12:04 PM
I'm just making sure that FFXI players are sufficiently represented in this Elections shindig. Your party has the little boat people, and ours has the taru people. :)
Oddly fitting for my new name, I actually hate FFXI.

TheSpoonyBard
02-08-2006, 02:19 PM
We need someone else to help cover the Second Generation section. I have very little knowledge of FFXI and FFXII. Any volunteers?

I'd also like to know what's happening with the usernames. I actually quite like my new one, but I'd prefer it to be changed back as soon as the elections are over, not in six months time.

StarlightAngel
02-08-2006, 03:33 PM
I'd like mine back once the elections are over too, but I'm assuming that'll happen... I hope.


Oh well. For now I'll just be MEI THE WHITE SWAN! *dramatic pose & music*

Yamaneko
02-08-2006, 03:40 PM
Yes, they're going back. No one else has asked me to change their user name, so I assume they don't want it changed.

Loony BoB
02-08-2006, 04:46 PM
Expect a PM from another party member shortly then. :p I told them to hunt you down. ;)

Levian
02-08-2006, 04:50 PM
Oh this is just fantastic! :grinpink:
Yams has volunteered to change nicks on everyone who wishes to have their name changed for the elections? :):) That's very nice of you Yams.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-08-2006, 05:16 PM
I dont want my name changed back. :(

Psychotic
02-08-2006, 05:21 PM
Yeah, now everyone can think you and The Man are twins, or possibly homosexual lovers. :)

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-08-2006, 06:04 PM
Okay nevermind.

Miriel
02-08-2006, 06:28 PM
We need someone else to help cover the Second Generation section. I have very little knowledge of FFXI and FFXII. Any volunteers?

I'd also like to know what's happening with the usernames. I actually quite like my new one, but I'd prefer it to be changed back as soon as the elections are over, not in six months time.
With you, Bert, Omecles, and Lionx all covering the second generation, I think we're good with that section. :)

Yamaneko
02-08-2006, 07:27 PM
Oh this is just fantastic! :grinpink:
Yams has volunteered to change nicks on everyone who wishes to have their name changed for the elections? :):) That's very nice of you Yams.
Volunteered as in this will make up for like a years worth of work I haven't done and afterwards will not be seeing me do any work for a long while, then yes, volunteered.

Lindy
02-08-2006, 07:55 PM
Yams, your work-shy attitude is an inspiration to us all.

TheSpoonyBard
02-08-2006, 08:06 PM
With you, Bert, Omecles, and Lionx all covering the second generation, I think we're good with that section. :)
Oh right. I wasn't sure they were assigned to that section as the first post hasn't been updated. I thought we were only allowed to have three people representing a specific section?

theundeadhero
02-08-2006, 08:11 PM
I would love to meet my friends at this superhero roundup, but I am not able to patrol due to my arch-nemesis, thelivingvillian, finding a way to nullify my powers during this super-sized month. You have my support.

Flamethrower
02-08-2006, 10:30 PM
Every super hero league needs a completely useless member to make all the other member look better (a la Robin, Wonder Dog, and that stupid smurfing purple monkey), and I don't think there is any better man for the job than me. Sign me up.

Mitch
02-08-2006, 11:14 PM
I wanna keep my awesome new name :)

Space rocks!

Del Murder
02-09-2006, 02:35 AM
Are all these name changes abiding to the six-month rule? If not, I think it's a bit of an unfair advantage over the other parties in the election. I hope that if this is a temporary thing that the same privileges are being offered to all parties by the admin making the name changes...
They can do what they want, but I would hope their party leaders could come up with their own cool ideas. I wouldn't dare copy them if they did. That being said, Yams and the rest of you silvers can do what you please. We know where the true heroes reside!

Our secret identities shall return after the elections, unless you want to be a superhero full time. I encourage it!

In case Loony KarL forgot, name changes can be done within the six months as long as you are going back to your original name. A true hero knows all the rules back and front!

Del Murder
02-09-2006, 03:29 AM
The Lone Forest Ranger, glad you were able to find the time to join us! How is your horse Turquoise doing?

Brave Heart Lion, whose powerful roar can melt the heart of even the most selfish camper, we welcome you aboard!

Super! Ghoste, master of past and present from beyond the grave, make yourself at home!

Together you three shall be our elite fighting force for Final Fantasy: The Second Generation.

Sections still need patrol. Please choose where you wish to set up base. Those of you who do not choose will just be assigned one, so make your choice now!
Sections available:

<b>General 1</b> - Gen Chat and Eyes on Each Other
2 spots open

<b>General 2</b> - Lounge, Gen Gaming, Art Gallery, and Writer's Corner
2 spots open

<b>Staff/Reference</b> - Site Staff, Help, Feedback, the Archives
1 spot open

<b>Final Fantasy: The First Generation</b> - ff1 - ff6
2 spots open

<b>The World is Square...and Enix</b> - Tactics, Chrono, KH, etc.
1 spot open

StarlightAngel
02-09-2006, 03:40 AM
The world is square... and enix for me, please ^^

Del Murder
02-09-2006, 03:41 AM
I already put you on there! The master list is in the first post. Go and patrol with courage, Miss Swan!

Mitch
02-09-2006, 05:19 AM
Staff/Reference seems like it could use some astral influence

escobert
02-09-2006, 05:43 AM
I am the terror that flaps in the night!~~~

Just change my name to Super! Ome, pretty please!
haha I love the sig ^_^

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-09-2006, 08:00 AM
I want General 1. People need to chill out around here, man.

Miriel
02-09-2006, 08:09 AM
You said it, Dude.

TheSpoonyBard
02-09-2006, 01:29 PM
Turquoise is doing very well, thank you. She's currently eliminating people in the FFVIII character elimination thread.

Lindy
02-09-2006, 01:34 PM
I figure it'd be just about ironic enough if I took a Gen 1 spot, since that includes EoEO, the last bastion of enforced tact and something I rebel against.

REBEL WITHOUT A CLUE!

Chugglesthewonderhamster
02-09-2006, 09:21 PM
Hi, I wanted to be a super hero without abandoning my loving party, so i created a second acount, which I will not be using to vote, Just to say I am a super here. With a real secret Identity and all. So sign me up SuperDelete

Yamaneko
02-09-2006, 09:27 PM
That wasn't very secret.

Don't create second accounts, and besides, they can't join parties.

escobert
02-09-2006, 09:33 PM
UH OH THE EVAL DR YAMS! *readies for combat!*

-N-
02-10-2006, 12:01 AM
I am the terror that flaps in the night!~~~

Just change my name to Skid Masked, pretty please!dude that's gross

Bowser
02-10-2006, 12:04 AM
Oh god yes. I'm in.

Yeargdribble
02-10-2006, 02:26 AM
Miriel asked me to join in and have some fun so I suppose I will if you still have a bit of room in 2nd Gen >.>


Name: Captain WTF!?
Power: Pondering the randomness of the world

Lionx
02-10-2006, 02:33 AM
Brave Heart Lion, whose powerful roar can melt the heart of even the most selfish camper, we welcome you aboard!


Yay X3

....*meow* o_o

Miriel
02-10-2006, 02:33 AM
Miriel asked me to join in and have some fun so I suppose I will if you still have a bit of room in 2nd Gen >.>

Yay! Yearg's first post outside of the Gaming forums. :D

Yeargdribble
02-10-2006, 02:59 AM
lol I've posted like 2 times in Gen Chat >.>

DK
02-10-2006, 03:05 AM
I heard Palindroma's weakness is men with beards. She loves 'em.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-10-2006, 03:07 AM
I will not confirm nor deny that statement.

Miriel
02-10-2006, 03:16 AM
I heard Palindroma's weakness is men with beards. She loves 'em.
That is a horrible lie.

Del Murder
02-10-2006, 03:26 AM
Palindroma's weakness is temperatures below 70.

Miriel
02-10-2006, 03:39 AM
Shhh! You're not supposed to reveal my weakness. :(

escobert
02-10-2006, 03:42 AM
good thing I've got the North East then ^_^

Mitch
02-10-2006, 03:47 AM
I have the outer space

Del Murder
02-10-2006, 03:52 AM
The JLI warmly welcomes Captain WTF!?, whose mind is heavy with all that is random in the world, and Kaped Koopa, whose mighty shell is indescructible!

And let's not forget Pyrolad, thrower of flames, and my ward.

Be sure to pick sections to patrol, heroes!

Yamaneko
02-10-2006, 04:01 AM
Naturally I have no weakness and will rule the world, etc.

Del Murder
02-10-2006, 04:03 AM
There is good in you still, Yams, I can sense it.

Raistlin
02-10-2006, 04:03 AM
Ugly curtains are probably your weakness, Dr Yams.

Yamaneko
02-10-2006, 04:05 AM
There is good in you still, Yams, I can sense it.
Evil people don't think they're evil. That's how they justify their actions. That or they're sick individuals.

Mitch
02-10-2006, 04:15 AM
when we fly can we say "Space Bandito Away!"?

and when we fly together in a 'V' can we say (in unison) "Justice League Of The Internet Away!"?

and when we watch Batman together can we all recite the whole script in perfect unison?

Del Murder
02-10-2006, 04:21 AM
Yes!

Mitch
02-10-2006, 04:31 AM
However we must remember to always accomplish any task mere seconds before the world (or the internet) explodes (or implodes- which is much cooler)

Raistlin
02-10-2006, 04:34 AM
Evil people don't think they're evil. That's how they justify their actions. That or they're sick individuals.
Your avatar's skin is green. That's pretty sick.

Rostum
02-10-2006, 04:58 AM
Shhh! You're not supposed to reveal my weakness. :(

My weakness is you! I mean.. err... super heros don't fall in love! NEVER!

Bowser
02-10-2006, 07:23 PM
*ZOOM* *BOP* *BIFF*

Calliope
02-11-2006, 06:08 AM
Super Cally to the Rescue!

I need a proper superhero name.

Del Murder
02-11-2006, 06:10 AM
Nicky the Great
Ben the Great
Bentasmic

Fonzie
02-11-2006, 06:16 AM
I so want to be called the A-Team or Mr.T omg quit tempting me you devils you.

Calliope
02-11-2006, 06:18 AM
In any case, hook me up under Gen2 Writer's Corner.

Now, do I have to trawl through 9 pages of that thread, or will someone just tell me what to do?

Del Murder
02-11-2006, 06:20 AM
The booth will send you a pm about some task you have to do. Until then, help keep our fair forums clean!

Calliope
02-11-2006, 06:43 AM
I'll get you for this, Bette Midler!

Mmm, Truthiness.

Del Murder
02-11-2006, 07:08 AM
I so want to be called the A-Team or Mr.T omg quit tempting me you devils you.
I pity the fool who meeses with the JLI! Are you in, Mr. S?

Fonzie
02-11-2006, 07:11 AM
lol no i'm in the chocobos thingy but thinks for the name change lmao

Del Murder
02-11-2006, 07:14 AM
Ha ha, looks like you had secret powers you never knew you did!

Calliope
02-11-2006, 07:57 AM
So, maybe I've been here eleven hours too long, but I'm sitting in front of the computer chanting:

Doooooooctorrrrrrr Yaaaaaaaaaaaams!
Dooooooocotrrrrrrr Yaaaaaaaaaaaams!

*pauses to waver her fingers mysticalliopenatorically*

Yamaneko
02-11-2006, 08:04 AM
:hat:

Madonna
02-11-2006, 08:05 AM
They call me Dr Yams. "Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr Yams." I'm interested in drapes. I'm not a real decorator, but I am a real evil doctor; I am an actual evil doctor. I live like an evil doctor.

Calliope
02-11-2006, 08:06 AM
My carpets are better than yours.

*continues to shuffle oujapieces around her chessboard*

Bowser
02-11-2006, 04:01 PM
Why haven't you sent me a postcard yet?

Del Murder
02-11-2006, 06:43 PM
Spots still open for patrol. Evil lurks in these secions:

<b>Staff/Reference</b> - 1 spot open
<b>Final Fantasy: The First Generation</b> - 1 spot open
<b>The World is Square...and Enix</b> - 1 spot open

Heros who have not yet chosen a home base:
Psychic Hornet
Captain WTF!?

Bowser
02-11-2006, 08:40 PM
I'll take the first generation.

Calliope
02-11-2006, 10:41 PM
I forgot, as discussed earlier.

Billy Jack says diee!

Del Murder
02-11-2006, 11:24 PM
Well team, it looks like the election party threads are missing, and we've been called upon to do our duty. Clear your schedules, heros and heroines, we will leave no stone unturned until we find these threads!

Captain Maxx Power
02-12-2006, 12:02 AM
The Good Ship of the Pirate Red Mages has run aground in Final Fantasy XI shores. The Fat Chocobs be Lounging about. TUTU's gone into the brinny deep of the archives. Ye and the Ballooners ain't moved an inch. I ain't seeing the Fluffy Pink Party yet...

...ar, I do be seeing 'em with me telescope. They be over in the Hearts of Kingdom of Hearts Heart of the Kingdom...ar?

TheSpoonyBard
02-12-2006, 12:15 AM
Looks like the Fat Chocobo's found their way back here.

-N-
02-12-2006, 12:19 AM
We have our own supply of superheroes, you know. ;]
The UAP is in the Final Fantasy forum - fashionably, of course.

Mitch
02-12-2006, 12:19 AM
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF THE INTERNET AWAY!!!

Fonzie
02-12-2006, 12:40 AM
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF THE INTERNET AWAY!!! into the trashcan!!!

Del Murder
02-12-2006, 01:00 AM
Looks like two of the threads have been recovered. Keep up the good work, supers.

-N-
02-12-2006, 01:36 AM
And one of them got lost again. And the threads that were moved had little to do with any of you JLI folks, as several anonymous intrepid EoFF Post reporters have just found out! More on this after a word from our sponsors.

TheSpoonyBard
02-12-2006, 01:37 AM
The Pirate Red Mage Party's ship got dragged by strong tidal currents from FFXI to General FF. Unfortunately my powers were not enough to withstand the force of thread relocation.

Just found the Retro party in FFV and the Fat Chocobos in Crystal Chronicles.

This task requires Hawkeye's super-sight.

Fonzie
02-12-2006, 01:53 AM
I know i was like," Wtf, some evil moderators have put these threads in incorrect places. Almost makes me want too detanate(is that how you spell the word?) the bombs in all the mods. comptuers, but i'm saveing that for a rainy day.

TheSpoonyBard
02-12-2006, 01:57 AM
Blowing people up is not the JLI way. They must first be tried in a court of law, then the powers of justice can be put to work.

Fonzie
02-12-2006, 02:02 AM
Lmao i'm in the Fat Chocobo party lmao i have bomb powers of leet doomness
also

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/7127/237ag.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Del Murder
02-12-2006, 02:29 AM
Oh, that Mr. S.

And one of them got lost again. And the threads that were moved had little to do with any of you JLI folks, as several anonymous intrepid EoFF Post reporters have just found out! More on this after a word from our sponsors.
Of course we had nothing to do with it. We are keepers of peace and order!

Fonzie
02-12-2006, 06:26 AM
Thats what all the super heros say

Del Murder
02-12-2006, 06:29 AM
Well, thanks to the JLI, order and the threads have been restored! No need to thank us, we were just doing our jobs.

Fonzie
02-12-2006, 06:39 AM
If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
Iíd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
Iíd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
ĎCause I would be awesome man

NeoCracker
02-12-2006, 07:01 PM
If I could be a super hero, I would Drug Free boy,
Telling the world of th eevils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy,
Oh look at the druggie he's getting so high
With his bongs and his pipes and his sticks hade of tie,
I would burn them alive and squell with joy, cause i would be drug fre boy.

Mitch
02-13-2006, 09:41 PM
We should have matching thongs

Flamethrower
02-13-2006, 10:14 PM
I guess I'll take General II, even though I don't even post in or look at any of those forums besides the Lounge, nor do I know much about art or video games these days.

Hey, I warned you I was useless.

Pheesh
02-13-2006, 11:15 PM
If i could be a super hero,
I'd be immagration dude.
I'd send all the foreiners back to their homes,
for eating up all of our food.
And taking all welfare and best jobs to boot.
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit.
I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brooood
cuase i'd be immagration dude.

Stay Super
GG

Del Murder
02-14-2006, 03:26 AM
Don't worry Pyrolad, you work with the greatness of Palindroma and Postcard Bandita, so you'll be in good hands.

Well, three spots open and two members. That means we need another member! Doesn't anyone else want to be a hero?

Yamaneko
02-14-2006, 03:47 AM
There aren't any real incentives anymore. Crime on the other hand always pays... BIG.

Calliope
02-14-2006, 04:14 AM
My contract has all sorts of great benefits in it.

The company car, for starters...

Yamaneko
02-14-2006, 04:15 AM
Crime can steal you a hybrid.

Calliope
02-14-2006, 04:18 AM
Do I get weekends and public holidays off?

And can I take the relativitiy condenser laser home?

Yamaneko
02-14-2006, 04:20 AM
No, but you get a nice basket of Valencia oranges.

Calliope
02-14-2006, 04:24 AM
I want a football team ;_;

Yamaneko
02-14-2006, 04:25 AM
Let's go for a fun run!

Calliope
02-14-2006, 04:27 AM
I've figured it out, Dr Yams!

YOUR CAVES ARE CARPETED SO THAT YOU CAN GENERATE STATIC ELECTRICITY!

Yamaneko
02-14-2006, 04:29 AM
It's how I power my electromagnetic laser pointed at France. That and a little lamp on my desk.

Calliope
02-14-2006, 04:33 AM
AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE HOLDING FRED ASTAIRE HOSTAGE WITH FUZZY SOCKS ON HIS FEET TAP DANCING!

NeoCracker
02-14-2006, 06:31 AM
If I could be a superhero
I wold be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband
With three kids and no job
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named bob
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
Especially bob
Then you would be justice guy

Or you could be more sutle
No, I didnít mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Especially Bob
Then You would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a super hero like me

Del Murder
02-14-2006, 06:35 AM
That doesn't sound very super at all...

NeoCracker
02-14-2006, 06:38 AM
Justice is always super. Even if its a little mean at times.

nik0tine
02-15-2006, 03:08 AM
It is unfortunate that I have not seen this thread until now. (This explains the sudden influx of heros at EoFF :p)

Is it still too late to sign up? If not, sign me up. The only name I can come up with is Bachman, which kinda blows, so if you can think of anything better go ahead and change my name. I don't care what my powers are, but if they were music related I wouldn't complain. I can patrol the Writers Corner if you like.

Trumpet Thief
02-15-2006, 03:09 AM
chaos: In the same pool as nik0tine... can I sign up?

Rubedo: Name? Well Trumpet Thief seems to stick, actually. :D

Del Murder
02-15-2006, 03:10 AM
It is never too late to be a hero!

Artist Gallery is full. Do you like the early FF games?

Trumpet Thief
02-15-2006, 03:10 AM
chaos: FFIV is one of my faves.

nik0tine
02-15-2006, 03:12 AM
Why yes, yes I do. (With the exception of FFII)

Del Murder
02-15-2006, 03:14 AM
Ok, one of you can take the FF First Generation and the other can have the Misc. Squeenix forums. What will it be, rookies?

Trumpet Thief
02-15-2006, 03:14 AM
chaos: Miscallaneous is open? I'll take it! I love Xenogears, Chrono Cross, some of the Mana games too.

Del Murder
02-15-2006, 03:15 AM
Settled. Welcome aboard!

Trumpet Thief
02-15-2006, 03:15 AM
chaos: Thank you sir. This is a great oppurtunity for me and my family. :D

Albedo: *laughs maniacally*

nik0tine
02-15-2006, 03:16 AM
Then I guess I'll be taking the First Generation.

Do we actually do anything?

Trumpet Thief
02-15-2006, 03:18 AM
chaos: I'm guessing we'll have to be pretty active, make threads, stuff like that.

Del Murder
02-15-2006, 03:19 AM
EB will send you a pm with a task next week. Otherwise, just do superhero stuff. You know, look for evil, push your weight around, say things like 'Away!' and 'Carry on, citizens.'

nik0tine
02-15-2006, 03:21 AM
Who is EB? :confused:

Del Murder
02-15-2006, 03:23 AM
Election Booth, not to be confused with the phone booth, in which we change into our costumes.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-15-2006, 04:53 AM
What about John Wilkes Booth?

Mitch
02-15-2006, 08:57 AM
Then we take off our hats

Behold the Void
02-15-2006, 11:02 PM
The Unnes died, and this party is pretty cool too. Is it too late for me to join up? I can be some sort of Extraordinary personage and I'll change my avatar and signature accordingly when I get home.

TheSpoonyBard
02-15-2006, 11:29 PM
There's an opening in Staff/Reference (at least that's what the first post says. That may not have been updated in a while), and you're a CK. Looks like you were destined to join the super ranks of the JLI.

Welcome aboard.

Del Murder
02-16-2006, 03:32 AM
Yeah, BHV you are a perfect fit! I'll let you decide your own name and power.

Ok, we have filled all the spots! These forums are well protected now. People can still join, however, since in this dangerous line of work we could always use some backups.

Behold the Void
02-16-2006, 03:33 AM
I'm just EXTRAORDINARY.

I dazzle people with my EXTRAORDINARY brilliance.

Del Murder
02-16-2006, 03:36 AM
So, Dazzler then? That name's already a superhero though.

Behold the Void
02-16-2006, 03:51 AM
Why doesn't EXTRAORDINARY work as a name? I'm going with the Ganalath theme here :)

Miriel
02-16-2006, 03:58 AM
Cause EXTRAORDINARY is an adjective. Superheroes can't run around with names like SHINY or FAST.

Del Murder
02-16-2006, 03:59 AM
Oh! I got one.

Behold the Void
02-16-2006, 04:01 AM
Uh oh.

And I resent the no adjective rule.

Zell's Fists of Fury
02-16-2006, 05:44 AM
What about The Flash?

Behold the Void
02-16-2006, 06:04 AM
Will "The Extraordinary One" work?

Del Murder
02-16-2006, 06:09 AM
I was thinking 'Conan the EXTRAORDINARY'

Behold the Void
02-16-2006, 06:14 AM
Oh God...

Del Murder
02-16-2006, 06:18 AM
How about The Extraordinary Gentleman?

Behold the Void
02-16-2006, 06:25 AM
I like that one. I like that one a lot.

Yamaneko
02-16-2006, 06:55 AM
Whoops.

Behold the Void
02-16-2006, 06:55 AM
...

Yamaneko
02-16-2006, 06:56 AM
Behold the Void -> Conan the EXTRAORDINARY

Pheesh
02-16-2006, 07:27 AM
hahahaha, wow....he is evil.

Stay Super
GG

Mitch
02-16-2006, 10:26 AM
:oscar: <---- we need him

Miriel
02-16-2006, 10:22 PM
When does the epic battle to take down Dr Yams begin? Or has it already started?

Mitch
02-16-2006, 10:33 PM
like. next weel.

Del Murder
02-17-2006, 02:46 AM
I have to submit our roster to champ today because I'll be out on the weekend. One thing we need is a mascot. Any suggestions?

Mitch
02-17-2006, 02:58 AM
<!--http://www.yorkshiresoul.org/super%20hero.jpg-->
<b>Edit: Image....deleted!</b>

Del Murder
02-17-2006, 03:03 AM
How did you sneak into this party?

Mitch
02-17-2006, 03:05 AM
sound vibrations

Miriel
02-17-2006, 03:09 AM
Poor form, Space Bandito.

Our mascot should be Captain Planet. Cause you know, he's our hero. Except he's slightly creepy and stuff.

Flamethrower
02-17-2006, 03:16 AM
Pyrolad reporting for duty!

So... um, yeah...I just finished mopping the floors and cleaning the fish tank. Should I change the urinal cakes now or can I go on my coffee break first?

Del Murder
02-17-2006, 03:21 AM
Crime doesn't take a break, young man.

Del Murder
02-17-2006, 03:28 AM
<img src="http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/107028.jpg">

Palindroma, can you use your super image skills to make this pretty?

Yamaneko
02-17-2006, 03:28 AM
Yes it does. I've been on break my entire life. See if you lead a life of crime you too could be on break 24/7. Living the high life.

Del Murder
02-17-2006, 03:31 AM
Your propaganda machine has no use here, Dr Yams!

Miriel
02-17-2006, 05:27 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/EoFF/CPJLI.jpg

Del Murder
02-17-2006, 05:38 AM
You've done it again! JLI Away!

Calliope
02-17-2006, 06:21 AM
Hurray!

Shotgun the "fire" ring.

NeoCracker
02-17-2006, 06:24 AM
I hate captain planet. Now the super powered team of Afro super hero's I could digbut they already support my party

Del Murder
02-17-2006, 06:44 AM
Palindroma and I will be attending a superhero convention this weekend. We'll be sure to give a full report. In the meantime, Postcard Bandita will fill in as leader.

Carl the Llama
02-18-2006, 03:51 AM
EDIT: NVM

Bowser
02-18-2006, 11:04 PM
Did we send in an application yet?

TheSpoonyBard
02-18-2006, 11:25 PM
That's exactly what I was thinking. Super Delete and Palindroma aren't here at the moment, and Postcard Bandita isn't logged on. I'd be really disappointed if the JLI miss the deadline.

Captain Maxx Power
02-18-2006, 11:51 PM
Although you may be my rivals, I will say this : Had I not created the PRM's, you guys would have been my choice of party. Superheros do rule.

...but not as much as Pirate Red Mages

TheSpoonyBard
02-18-2006, 11:55 PM
You could always become a Super Pirate Red Mage.