Who would win???

[Meat Puppet]

I was curious. I hate FF8, religion, and politics. It's a toughy, isn't it?

[Vyk]

Bush wouldn't fight Jesus. He'd grovel and kiss his feet and clean between his toes with his tongue

[Meat Puppet]

I am not interested in your petty theories.

[boys from the dwarf]

i like sqall the most. FF8 rocks.

[Slade]

Batman should be on this poll :mad:

[roxy]

Jesus wouldn't fight a videogame character.

[Meat Puppet]

i like sqall the most. FF8 rocks.

You obviously don't like him enough to remember how to spell his name. :laugh: Watch out Maddox, here I come!


Jesus wouldn't fight a videogame character.

Like I said, this is not a thread for your views on religion and other boring stuff. However, feel free to discuss the topic at hand.

And I fail to see how Batman has any relevance in this place.

[Shin Gouken]

Bushy would be groveling in jesus' prescence
Jesus would be lecturing on how violence is a sin
Squall would be batting on "oooo we have different views but we shouldn't fight"




:mad: crap fight tbh

[Meat Puppet]

but shin my friend from ages passed, would bhsu not regard squall's weapon as one of mass destruction?

[Alexander]

Jesus would blast Sqaull because he is emo. Emo is against God's teachings. *shot*

Bush would try to kill Jesus to rule the world, so he summons Bahamut,that makes one single scratch at Jesus, that starts to control Bahamut that blasts Bush's bunghole. *mega shot*

[Shin Gouken]

Nono you're right, this fight will be electric whet was i thinking :rolleyes2


Bush would would pussy slap squall who would then go and cry in the corner "boohoo im emo" and jesus would turn some water into wine and get pissed.

That's how i expect it to go :D

[lionhearted]

Batman should be on this poll :mad:

I second this opinion.

[Hambone]

It was difficult to ignore this thread, but I chose Jesus. I am sorry to call Bush our president. (no offense to republicans and Bush supporters)

[Hearts]

Bush would be kissing someone's ass. (Excuse the language.)

Which would leave Squall & Jesus left in the ring.

While Squall is taking a second to decide which GF to use, Jesus would appear behind him and uses Thundaga on him. Then it would reflect because Squall summoned Carbuncle and then Jesus is like "WTF, man."

And um..then when Jesus is recovering from the hard hit Squall wins the battle because everyone knows he kicks ass and would beat anyone anytime.

[Cubster]

Yeah but Jesus would have unlimited Auto-Life on him. Go Jesus!:love:

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Jesus>Bush>Squall

[themagicroundabout]

I think Bush would get naked and so everyone else would run away leaving him as the winner.

[ScottNUMBERS]

I hate religion and politics, so Squall would win by far, I like FFVIII.

[Fatal Impurity]

jesus would just bore squall to death and george would just nuke jesus ass off...lol

[Captain Maxx Power]

Trick question. None of the above. Wolverine always wins.

[Hexarar]

What if Jesus comes, throws your FFVIII cds up to air, blows them to little pieces and asks:
"Any more questions, mortals?!?" What would you vote then?

[The Devourer Of Worlds]

lol, 'parody'

[Dark Paladin]

I think Squall. He could use firaga to set Bush's hair on fire and chop Jesus's head off with his gunblade.MWAAHAHA!!!!!

Squall roks