Help me build a time machine

[The Shoeless Hobo]

If there is any EOFF members that would like to share blueprints on how to build a time machine, please do so. I am interested in building a time machine, in my backyard if neccesary. Any tips or Information to help me on my journey of self discovery, please enlighten me.

No joke.

[Dignified Pauper]

OMG LEIK YOU CAN TTTLY GO BACK AND SAVE AERIS!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Is safety guaranteed? Shall I bring my own weapons?

[Boosk]

I have a flux copasitor under my bed if you want it...

Kagga:love:

[Psychotic]

I will be your time machine if you will be my snuggle bunny.

[Meat Puppet]

You and I both know that if we had settled our artistic differences then we would have been dabbling in prehistoric delights yonks back.

[escobert]

here's a wrench, and a saw. Don't worry, they'll never know I took em! :shifty:

[Lindy]

Is safety guaranteed? Shall I bring my own weapons?
http://safetystillnotguaranteed.ytmnd.com/

[Mo-Nercy]

Get yourself some shoes first.

Baby steps, my friend. Baby steps.

[Levian]

Big Ben is a timemachine. A machine that displays time. I don't have any blueprints tho', but looking at it should give a pretty good idea.

[Rengori]

I have a flux copasitor under my bed if you want it...
A third rate flux copasitor is nothing compared to a genuine flux capacitor.

[Shoden]

You're gonna need some Uranium to watse yourself back and forth and to screw the time stream. I have plenty of the stuff, Some happened to spill on Psy in a food fight I challenged him too, so err don't mind his mutation it's perfectly safe.

[ScottNUMBERS]

first you must help me finish the disintergration cannon

[rubah]

I got an email from a guy once that was trying to build a time machine. he didn't have all the parts he needed though.

[Miriel]

Del Murder has been working on a time machine for awhile now. You should ask him for some tips.

[Old Manus]

These blueprints will be easy to get hold of, as of course, time machines are made all the time

[Rase]

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/TMengineblueprint.jpg

[Captain Maxx Power]

Push it to the limit! How many times have you done this? I guess this isn't a joke?

[Old Manus]

I stand corrected

[Mitch]

do you have rocket packs?

[Agent Proto]

I hope you have done this once before.

[Hawkeye]

YOU NEED THE FLUX CAPACITOR

[Captain Maxx Power]

YOU NEED THE FLUX CAPACITOR

1.21 Jigawatts?!?! How could I create something so unstable?!

[Mitch]

By stroking it gently

[Venom]

By stroking it gently

Yes, but dont forget the human sacrifice to the jaguar god.

[Slade]

Don't forget 88 miles per hour is the key.......

[The Shoeless Hobo]

I'm planning on building a form of transport that can go as fast/faster than light-speed. I will buy a cheap car and modify it so it can go at that spped. I am also needing a large strip of land.

Please send any donations in the mail to:

Mr. Hobo
4 Wildflower Pl
Dural 2158
NSW Australia

Cash or Cheque accepted.

[escobert]

I'll send that heck for $4,000,000,000.

[Reti]

Awesome, when I was 12 I considered of making my own blue prints for a time machine, but people just said stuff like 'Tch, your a girl, and what the hell? Time machines aren't real!' or they just laughed. Stupid people...grrr...anyway, have you actually had practice, like making little things just for practice, because you abso-posi-need that experience. :P Good luck! :D

[Shaun]

This thread makes me laugh. :)

[NeoCracker]

Hah, none have you ever completely made a time machine. Without the key ingridiant you can never return from the past, which is the only way you can travel. Trust me, I have built one. For fuel you need super unleaded with one other ingridiet, though I may not say as the weak of heart may feighnt. All I will tell you is Tangle Trees hate this stuff.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

find yourself a wormhole (apparently reverses time by about 3 seconds)

[Madame Adequate]

Travel into the future is easy. You just need to approach light speed.

The past is harder. I mean, I've never even seen a DeLorean. They're hard as hell to get.

[Lindy]

And they used five or so in Back to the Future, several of which were gutted (no engine and whatnot) and one of which was destroyed.

Which leaves you at a number close to "%^&* all left".

[Jess]

A time machine? Pah! I already have 12!

[Shoden]

They arent so hard to build, getting the damn things to work is the hard thing, I've got many riches from the past.

[Munition]

Speaking of witch I need to back to the past Once more I tell you Jessie James Just keeps getting his ass killed for some reason ;\ *puts hands in the air* Well I guess thats what you get for tring to help.

[KentaRawr!]

Remember to put in the crystals. :)

Just wait until your older. In the future, the fountain of youth will be found under the empire state building, and time-machines will be built to go into the past and find it sooner. In fact, I do believe the fountain of youth was just discovered by President Georgina Bush. (In the future, we will go back in time to change Bush's gender before he is born... :p )

[themagicroundabout]

I'll help you build this time "machine" if you help me build a fully functioning toaster! :)

[Shlup]

http://forevergeek.com/images/urtimemachine.jpg

[Rengori]

Napoleon Dynamite's an awesome movie.

[escobert]

http://forevergeek.com/images/urtimemachine.jpg
haha

[Gnostic Yevon]

http://www.johntitor.com/

aparently time travel does work and people from the future need old PC monitors.

[SilverWind]

I will serve you in this life and next, Dr. Hobo.

[Madame Adequate]

And they used five or so in Back to the Future, several of which were gutted (no engine and whatnot) and one of which was destroyed.

Which leaves you at a number close to "%^&* all left".

I know. And it makes me cry like a small girl with a skinned knee to know such things. :(