Battle of the Britneys

[Loony BoB]

Well we've had the "post your voice" threads and the "post you singing" threads and all that jazz, but this is the real thing, guys. This is the kind of thread that gets results! And they tend to be really, really bad! But some of them are considered really amusing, too, so after people have occasionally bugged me about doing one again for probably over a year now, I decided now is as good a time as any.

So post files of yourself singing songs by Britney Spears songs. Try to do at least 60 seconds of a song. Previous entries include...

Naitsirk - Oops, I Did It Again
RSL - I'm A Slave For You
Rye - Lucky
Loony BoB - Touch Of My Hand

Here's to more of such "quality" stuff!

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

american eoff idol? sweet WERE ROOTING FOR U RYE

[-N-]

I'm taking Toxic right now, mostly to spite Roogle. :D

You'll have to give me some time for this, as I'm going to be busy emigrating to New Zealand and I won't have time to get wasted for at least two weeks. :)

[Rye]

Oh the memories. :D I'll probably do a song later, if my voice is okay. Can you link the Nait one? That was godly. xD Don't link mine though, it sucked. ;___;

I might do My Prerogative or Stronger.

[Old Manus]

Do we get to make sex videos too

[Loony BoB]

I don't think so, Manus.

Should I do "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" or "Born To Make You Happy" or "Sometimes"?

[Roogle]

Prepare yourself!

[[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]]

Btw I would definetly do 'I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman'.

[DK]

I suppose I will do 'Hit me baby one more time', but i'm not sure how or in what style, but it will be done.

[Jess]

Man, why did I have to see that. :(

I won't sing any, because I can't sing to save my life. :)

[[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]]

Same but let's sing anyway! :D

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'll totally do "Hit Me Baby One More Time". Give me three days for my cold to go and I'll get it recorded Darius-style.

[Loony BoB]

']Btw I would definetly do 'I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman'.
Consider it down. I'm downloading the song now.

Also, seriously Jess, the worse you sing the more fun it is. 8-)

[Chris]

I'll do "Sometimes" later tomorrow on my karaoke. *Dies*

[[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]]

Consider it down. I'm downloading the song now.


I've done it already. So ha :P.

[DK]

I'll totally do "Hit Me Baby One More Time". Give me three days for my cold to go and I'll get it recorded Darius-style.

I already called it, pick again, Pugwash. :mad2:

[Rye]

I really don't have any Britney songs so can someone send me Crazy, My Preogative and Stronger please? Thanks. :heart:

I want a guy to sing Boys. Dan should sing it, I'd die laughing.

[DK]

Wait, what's that? I've never heard it.

[[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]]

I really don't have any Britney songs so can someone send me Crazy, My Preogative and Stronger please? Thanks. :heart:

I want a guy to sing Boys. Dan should sing it, I'd die laughing.

I want a boy to sing that with his top off :p.. he must have a six pak though.. :p :D

[Loony BoB]

']I've done it already. So ha :P.
I've sung it though! I got it done first go! I feel so liberated by that song. It moved me.

[[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]]

:( No fair!!.. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..







Yeah, well I'm doing it too!! :D

[Rye]

Wait, what's that? I've never heard it.

For whatever reason,
I feel like I've been wanting you all my life
You don't understand
I'm so glad we're at the same place
At the same time, it's over now

I spotted you dancin'
You made all the girls stare
Those lips and your brown eyes (oooh)
And the sexy hair
I should shake my thang
Make the world want you (giggle)
Tell your boys you'll be back
I wanna see what you can do (uh)

What would it take for you to just leave with me
Not tryin to sound conceited but
you and me were meant to be (yeah)
You're a sexy guy, I'm a nice Girl
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world!

Boys!
Sometimes a girl just needs one (you know I need you)
Boys!
To love her and to hold (I just want you to touch me)
Boys!
And when a girl is with one (mmm, mmm)
Boys!
Then she's in control!

Took the boy off the dance floor
Screaming in his ear
Musta' said somethin bout me (what you say)
Cuz he's lookin over here
You lookin at me (giggle)
With a sexy attitude
But the way your boys movin it (uh)
It puts me in the mood
OUW!

What would it take for you to just leave with me?
Not tryin to sound conceited
but you and me were meant to be
You're a sexy guy, I'm a nice Girl
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world

Boys!
Sometimes a girl just needs one (I get nasty)
Boys!
To love her and to hold (I get nasty)
Boys!
And when a girl is with one (I get nasty)
Boys!
Then she's in control! (You like that? Here we go..)

Tonite Let's Fly
Boy have no Fear (have no fear)
There's no time to loose
And next week,
You might not see me here (uh-huh)
So boy just make your move (let me see what you can do)

Boys!
Sometimes a girl just needs one (I like that)
Boys! (I like that)
To love her and to hold
Boys!
And when a girl is with one (it's gonna turn me on)
Boys!
Then she's in control!

Come with me
Let's fly Into the Night
Oh boy, tonite is ours (it's just you and me baby)
When huggin me, make sure you hold me tonite
Let's head for the stars

get nasty!
Moan Moan Moan, OUW

Boys!
Sometimes a girl just needs one
Boys!
To love her and to hold
Boys!
And when a girl is with one
Boys!
Then she's in control!

Can't live with em'
Cant live without em'!

[DK]

Okay scratch that, I'm singing Boys instead

[[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]]

Haha.. But do we have to sing a Britney song???

[Loony BoB]

Yes, in this, it has to be Britney. The any-old-artist threads are done all the time though, so don't worry, if you want to sing someone else's stuff you'll get your chance. I think it would be more fun for girls to have to sing guy-songs too, so maybe we'll see a Battle of the Backstreet Boys later on.

Here's my attempt! (http://www.aiyon.com/keke/imreallynot.mp3)

[Captain Maxx Power]

I already called it, pick again, Pugwash. :mad2:

Pft, fine, I absolve myself of this task if you're going to be a jerk about it.

[DK]

Okay scratch that, I'm singing Boys instead

Quit yer bitchin', barnacle bottom.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Quit yer bitchin', barnacle bottom.

Ye may be having Unne on your side, but we do be having Chuck Norris. That be right, THE Chuck Norris. He once beat the entire of Norway using only his eyebrow*

*NB Not an actual fact

[Rye]

No, TUTU has Chuck. We claimed him first. :mad2:

[Chris]

Here's my attempt!
Why do you sound so out of breath? Was it really that hard? :D

[Loony BoB]

Why do you sound so out of breath? Was it really that hard? :D
I was giving it my all, man. I was giving it my all. I would have sung it louder but I am on the other side of a wall of another flat's bedroom and I don't want to do that at 11pm at night like that. Maybe midday tomorrow if I'm hyper enough. But that's about as good as you get with me singing. =x

[Spiffing Cheese]

Oh, this is fabulous. xD And I would, but I don't have a real mic, and my laptop one is screwed up. Sorry!

And go BoB! :love:

[Chris]

You were definitely better than Britney. That's something. :(

[Jaffar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rye Do Not Worry For These Wizards Have The Ramblings Of Folly Transmuters Whos Only True Power Is To Transform Lies Into Truth,Better They Become Illusionists To Tame FlaseHood Into Reality For They Truly Think To Take What Is Rightfully Ours!

Rye But Then Only Your Innocent Breath Can Bring About What Is Clear And Truth, For Then What Need For Worry Have We.

[Jess]

Consider it down. I'm downloading the song now.

Also, seriously Jess, the worse you sing the more fun it is. 8-)

So everybody can laugh at my misfortune of crap singingness? :(

Spear Britney!

[Loony BoB]

So everybody can laugh at my misfortune of crap singingness? :(

Spear Britney!
Did you not listen to my file? xD

[Jess]

Did you not listen to my file? xD

I did! It's better than I could do! :(

[Ultima Shadow]

Here's my attempt! (http://www.aiyon.com/keke/imreallynot.mp3)
Wtf? You actually managed to do it serious? If I ever attempted this I would just end up screaming death metal-style.

For a 21 years old man singing a Britney Spears song, it wasn't bad at all. Great, BoB.

[Loony BoB]

Wtf? You actually managed to do it serious? If I ever attempted this I would just end up screaming death metal-style.

For an 21 years old man singing a Britney Spears song, it wasn't bad at all. Great, BoB.
...I was doing it serious last time, too... everyone laughed... :(

[Ultima Shadow]

Were you singing Britney Spears songs last time too?

[Loony BoB]

Yes.

[Chris]

Someone should pay hommage to my queen with a "Battle of the Graces" thread. :(

[Ultima Shadow]

I see... are you by any chanse a Britney Spears fanboy, BoB? :greenie:

[Rase]

If anybody knows of a good recording software that you can download, I'll see if I can give this a go sometime soon. I'll probably try "Oops, I Did It Again" or "Stronger".

Why do I get the feeling I will seriously regret this?

[Mittopotahis]

BoB, thats Beautiful. *cries*
xDDD Brilliant.

I can do Overprotected. *is downloading now*

EDIT: What program did you use to record it BoB? I only have the basic sound recorder that my computer somes with, and that only gives me a minute or something.

[RSL]

BoB, you should've done this a year ago like I was begging! Now I don't have a working mic. Someone else will have to carry on the great tradition.

[-N-]

For a good free simple audio recording and editing software, get GoldWave.
www.goldwave.com

*remembers that one thing about guerilla marketing in forums*

[Raistlin]

Neel is obviously being paid off my companies to subtly advertise here.

Oh my god, Tycho was right!

[Mittopotahis]

For a good free simple audio recording and editing software, get GoldWave.
www.goldwave.com

*remembers that one thing about guerilla marketing in forums*

Woah! I have Goldwave already. Lucky me!

I never knew i could record on it though. I will record mine now (possibly. I may wait for my mum to leave for work, for obvious reasons ;))

That obvious reason is that it is Britney Spears

EDIT: That still doesn't let me record more than a minute though. :(

[theundeadhero]

I have somthing close to this already prepared that me and a friend did one hyper night. It's not quite singing, but I think it will fall in here well. I'll upload it in a day or two when I have the chance :)

[Loony BoB]

I just quickly hit record again after the 60 seconds ended on Sound Recorder. If you hit record after 60 seconds, it carries on recording. Make sure you catch it fast, though. I then used a WAV to MP3 encoder.

EDIT: Come on, people. You're all talk, no sing!

[Lost Number]

Im currently recording "Boys from the county Hell", and as soon as I finish, I will try and put it here. A few...odd lines though.
WARNING - VERY BAD SINGING AHEAD.

[Loony BoB]

Is that a Britney song? O_o This thread is for Britney songs, man. I thought the title and first post would have given that away.

[Lost Number]

Theres only so many Britney songs, and I was recording it anyway, so I thought id mention it.

[Resha]

*converts to BoBism NOW*

[Shaun]

Britney Spears? Oh, brother...

[Rase]

EDIT: Come on, people. You're all talk, no sing!

That could be because some of us still live with family BoB, and would prefer they didn't hear us belting out Britney tunes. :)

Anyway, you'll have to wait until Monday for mine, as I have the day off school and everyone else is going to be out of the house.

[Jess]

I downloaded a song. I recorded it. But it's terrible. Stupid Britney! Why could you not pick somebody else. :(

[Ashi]

I'm tempted to do this o.o

Someone suggest a song before I change my mind!

[Levian]

I'll be doing this tomorrow.

[Loony BoB]

I'm tempted to do this o.o

Someone suggest a song before I change my mind!
...Baby One More Time isn't taken, I don't think. =] There you go.

Jess - I chose Britney because she's incredibly well known and because most people at EoFF don't like her music. So that way if you do it good, then that's good obviously, but if you do it bad then that's amusing. 8-) Stop worrying! We're just a bunch of people off the internet, and this is all about having fun, not an actual singing contest. I don't think there was any real individual winner last time, it was more about the fun of it all.

[Boosk]

oh dear god BoB...that...that was soooo sooooooooo funny...very good though :D . I was laughing so hard. Best bits where you get all high and say "yeah". I bet my flat mates think Im mad for listening to it full blast...BoBaBooski rocks!
I'm not even going to attempt...

Kagga:love:

[RSL]

http://www.schullergibbsracing.com/RSLeverytime.mp3

All right. I must love embarassing myself so here it is.

[Jess]

...Baby One More Time isn't taken, I don't think. =] There you go.

Jess - I chose Britney because she's incredibly well known and because most people at EoFF don't like her music. So that way if you do it good, then that's good obviously, but if you do it bad then that's amusing. 8-) Stop worrying! We're just a bunch of people off the internet, and this is all about having fun, not an actual singing contest. I don't think there was any real individual winner last time, it was more about the fun of it all.

I know this! I was going to post mine up here, but I decided against it. xD Plus I didn't know there was one person to a song. I don't know many of her songs, due to hating her music! So I think I'll pass and laugh at you all, instead. :grinpink:

EDIT: I enjoyed that muchly, RSL! Escpecially your extra high bit! :exdee:

[Loony BoB]

RSL.

I'm so happy. ;_;

[Levian]

omfg rsl. :eek: That was beautiful

[Spiffing Cheese]

Britney Spears? Oh, brother...

Oh shut up, Spartan, it's supposed to be funny. :eep:

RSL, I love you. :)

[Boosk]

marry me RSL!
:love:

Kagga:love:

[Mittopotahis]

RSL...:love:

I've recorded it, anyone know any sites I can use to upload it?

[Shaun]

Oh shut up, Spartan, it's supposed to be funny. :eep:

RSL, I love you. :)

Hey hey, enough with the rudeness. :p It's Shaun, by the way!

And not everybody's the same! To you, Britney Spears is funny. I have no idea why that could be possible, but to me, it's like a pneumatic drill blasting through my ears. ;)

[Loony BoB]

RSL...:love:

I've recorded it, anyone know any sites I can use to upload it?
Email it to loony_bob@yahoo.com and I'll upload it to my webspace.

[Mittopotahis]

*emails*

Thanks heaps BoB!

EDIT: Bah! It's too late. Tomorrow ;)

[Rye]

http://www.schullergibbsracing.com/RSLeverytime.mp3

All right. I must love embarassing myself so here it is.

RSL. <33333

[Leene]

http://www.schullergibbsracing.com/RSLeverytime.mp3

All right. I must love embarassing myself so here it is.


:save:that was great:p :save:

[Rydia of Mist]

Haha.

Not this year.

[Rusty]

BoB you were gold xD So were you RSL. Classic xD

[Shauna]

omg. RSL :love:

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm embarrassed for all of you.

And I don't have my mic here, so :(

[Raistlin]

RSL wins. The rest of you shouldn't even bother.

[themagicroundabout]

I'm really tempted to do one, but I don't know any of her songs :Oo:
RSL, yours rules. :spin:

[Leeza]

Haha.

Not this year.
I was looking forward to hearing yours again. Oh well. :(

BoB & RSL! You two are truly awesome. Those were fantastic! :)

[themagicroundabout]

Oh, I know a song :spin:
No one's doing that 'hit me baby one more time' are they? :confused:

[Yuna_wannabe]

whats this i read? EoFF idol? can i try out i can actually sing decently!!OOO and my name is Brittany!!!

[Levian]

Anyone know of a place to host sounds files? I recorded one, but I don't know where to host it. :grinpink:

[Loony BoB]

You can email it to me as well :p

[Loony BoB]

Lev, you're nuts. And this thread is reserved for Britney songs so go post that in a dumb ol' "sing any song you like" thread you ding dong >=o

Rase's one is awesome for the breathing alone. I'll let him post the link.

[Rase]

Thanks again for hosting it BoB.

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/Rase___Stronger.mp3

[Levian]

Haha awesome, Rase. xD It keeps getting better and better throughout the song. :D And by better, I mean funnier, not actually better. :grinpink: Breathing sounds <3

And damn you for disqualifying my Beatles song, BoB. :grinpink:

[Rase]

Haha awesome, Rase. xD It keeps getting better and better throughout the song. :D And by better, I mean funnier, not actually better. :grinpink: Breathing sounds <3

That's what I was aiming for. Glad to know I hit it. :)

EDIT: I just found out that a good place to host things for free is Yahoo Groups. (http://groups.yahoo.com/) If you have a Yahoo address, you can just make a group, set it up however you want (mine is basically just for hosting), and upload up to 20 MB of files.

Just in case anyone, you know, wanted to know.

[Yuna_wannabe]

i got a recording who do i send it to?:D...i am not a loser!

[Tohru]

Hey, I think I can pretty decently sing so what song should I do? I don't know what to d

[SammieBabe]

I think its awesome that three grown men actually know the lyrics to Britney songs... :)
But seriously, great job guys....:D

[Mittopotahis]

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/Mitto___Overprotected.mp3

Thanks to BoB again for hosting it :D

[Boosk]

Teehee Mittopotahis. Very good :D

Kagga:love:

[Captain Maxx Power]

http://www.aiyon.com/keke/Mitto___Overprotected.mp3

Thanks to BoB again for hosting it :D

:D That accent's coming through thick and strong on that'n.

O and for the record, though I said I wouldn't do it, I'm tempted to do "Crazy".

[Rase]

I think its awesome that three grown men actually know the lyrics to Britney songs... :)
But seriously, great job guys....:D

Hey, I'm still young, unlike the other old fogeys.

Also, really nice job Mitto. I like the little high-pitched thing you did around the 2 minute mark. :D

[Shauna]

Well, SK wants me to sing 'Oops! ...I did it again'. How fun. :D

[Jessicat]

.....
I've not come to this site for about twenty years. (exaggeration I know.)

But this thread is the best thread I've ever seen on a message board in my entire life.

[Mittopotahis]

Hey, I'm still young, unlike the other old fogeys.

Also, really nice job Mitto. I like the little high-pitched thing you did around the 2 minute mark. :D

I'm young too :D
And if you can't tell, she goes "This is it, This is it" so I over-exaggurated(sp?) a bit.