What should I do with Jesus once I get him?

[A & Ω]

I didnt really give it much thought.

[Hawkeye]

Enter the satan and pwn j00 n00bs

[Meat Puppet]

I don't get it.

[Psychotic]

Tickle his tummy!

[rubah]

Lol worship him.

[Rye]

Play hockey with him. :) Or tell him a bedtime story. Or yell internet short hand with him. Or find STFU Moses. :D

[nik0tine]

Pay him your respects. Missionary style. ;)

[Mittopotahis]

Give him back.

[A & Ω]

Lol worship him.You can all stop posting, we have a winner.

[Anaisa]

Didn't I say they'd be most helpful in their suggestions, it looks like I was right! I think you should give Jesus a make-over. It will be fun. You could even experiment by putting him in drag. An then you could take him to a gay bar to sing in a village people tribute act.

[rubah]

You can all stop posting, we have a winner.
I was serious:(

[nik0tine]

Hallelujah.

[Anaisa]

YMCA

[KentaRawr!]

Ask him what he thinks of video games. :) Maybe you can play Mario Kart with him.

[lone_berserker]

Ask if his apartment smells of rich, mahogany XD

[Fonzie]

Say i'm sorry and ask if he's a virgin muhahaha











P.S. Jesus please don't kill me

[Hawkeye]

http://jesusrpg.ytmnd.com/

[NeoCracker]

Woop his but at soul caliber 3, and then mario strikers. Followed by Tekkan 5. Those famous rightous type are never very good at video games.

[-N-]

Yeah, I figured this was a second account.

[Shoden]

I cannot decide, err, kill Santa!

[nik0tine]

See what happens when you make a mockery Jesus?

[Shoden]

Pffft, Jesus isn't worth hurting because he's gangster but Santa Claus, he's one evil fucker! come on no one can hate Jesus, sure he invented a religion but at least he wasn't a politcian! If it were my decision I'd challenge him to a break dancing competition.

[RSL]

I don't see much of a point leaving this one open anymore.