kingdom hearts fake cheats

[leader of mortals]

here's mine

end the game forever
take a hammer, then take out your disk. now, bring th hammer down on the disk and shatter it in 57 pieces. now throw the pieces in a fire. there you go you can't play the game on that disk ever again

[Hambone]

How to clean your disc:

To get a nice, crisp, soft KH disc that is sure to work, put it in the microwave for 5 minutes and 42 seconds. Between minutes, turn the disc over. Now put your KH disc in your PS2 and continue enjoying KH!

[leader of mortals]

get 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 munny

kill a shadow

[_yeojina_]

How to defeat the dragon in Hollow Bastion without doing anything:
Don't bother getting up to that bit.

How to get 1 munny in 5 years:
Be lazy and not play the game for 5 years.

How to get the Dream Sword:
Make it out of cardboard. Der.

How to make sure you don't eat your gummi ship:
Remind yourself that it's not sweet or squishy.

How to get Kingdom Hearts for free without stealing from the shops:
Steal your friend's copy instead.

How to defeat Captain Hook in Neverland:
Defeat him by poking him to death and setting his behind on fire. Works every time.

[Hambone]

How to defeat Phantom:

Never, EVER cast stop on the clock hands and don't cast any elemental spells on the phantom. Don't pack any ethers, and use Curaga everytime you get hit. Do those things and you'll beat phantom in no time!

[_yeojina_]

How to die:
Let yourself get hit and try not to heal yourself. Garunteed (Or however you spell it) to work everytime!

How to win the Phil Cup:
Try to have a very low health. Then try to hit the air for every single round. Make sure you have the Kingdom Key.

How to win the Pegasus Cup:
Same as above, except let Donald and Goofy do the work for you. Don't forget to kill them!

How to win the Hercules Cup:
Simple! Cast Stop on yourself and contine doing this always! You're bound to win!

How to win the Hades Cup:
Get hit. Instead of damaging you, it heals you, both MP AND HP!

How to defeat the Ice Titan:
Simple! Cast Blizzaga on him!

How to defeat Sephiroth:
You baby! Continue doing Strike Raid, making sure you miss every time!

[McLovin']

Get Cloud on your team:

Play Kingdom Hearts 2.

[Roxas]

All the following can be unlocked by sending me 1,000,000 USD.

Riku's Soul Eater weapon

Riku's "Dark" Keyblade

Play as Riku

Squall's name is right.

[Medi]

How to kill Aerith:

Use her to do the Platinum Match instead of Sora.

[Marche]

Make axels hair green:

dye the spot on your gba green where his hair is

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

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Right.