Quite a puzzler, I'm sure you'd agree!

[themagicroundabout]

What do you think the major differences in Final Fantasy VIII would be if all the main characters* were replaced by small, Italian iguanas?
:confused:



I'd like to ask people not to spam in my thread please, there has been, as you will see, an unreasonable amount of spam. People aren't taking the topic seriously.
Please don't spam my thread.


* i.e. Squall, Cid, Quistis, Edea, Biggs, Zell's Mom, Selphie, Seipher, Squall, Zell, Rinoa, Cid, Squall, Zidane, Cloud, Irvine, Laguna, Kiros, Ward, Cid, Ifrit, Galbadian Soldier #3, Squall, Cid, Quistis, Edea, Biggs, Zell's Mom, Selphie, Seipher, Squall, Zell, Rinoa, Cid, Squall, Zidane, Cloud, Irvine, Laguna, Kiros, Ward, Cid, Ifrit, Galbadian Soldier #2, Squall, Cid, Quistis, Edea, Biggs, Zell's Mom, Selphie, Seipher, Squall, Zell, Rinoa, Cid, Squall, Zidane, Cloud, Irvine, Laguna, Kiros, Ward, Cid, Ifrit, Galbadian Soldier #3, Squall, Cid, Quistis, Edea, Biggs, Zell's Mom, Selphie, Seipher, Squall, Zell, Rinoa, Cid, Squall, Zidane, Cloud, Irvine, Laguna, Kiros, Ward, Cid, Ifrit, Galbadian Soldier #1

[Meat Puppet]

I think it would add a challenge to the game not yet experienced in any Final Fantasy.

[themagicroundabout]

Interesting.
Do you think you would enjoy the reptile version more than the original?

[Anaisa]

I know if I were playing the game as an iguana, I would go around shaking my dulap at everyone, to let them know I meant business.

[Meat Puppet]

Interesting.
Do you think you would enjoy the reptile version more than the original?

If Squall was replaced then yes, I think I would enjoy it enough to replay it several times. :)

[themagicroundabout]

Well, for you, I have drawn a picture of what I think Squall would look like as an iguana.
And also as a mole in case I decide to change my plans.

[HowlingMonkey]

It would depend. Would I have to put with an emo lizard, or would he be a coolass action hero lizard? This is the question that matters.

[themagicroundabout]

He would be a lizard with a long red tongue.
That is all you need to know.

[HowlingMonkey]

A long red tongue, you say? Dude, I am so up for that.

[themagicroundabout]

Is this some kind of sick joke? :confused:

[Slayer1514]

it would have a weird twist like the final boss could be an exterminatior sent to kill them all.

[themagicroundabout]

Don't be so ridiculous.
Jesus Christ.


Serious contributions only, please.
Thanks.

[Resha]

It would improve the quality of gameplay greatly. :)

[Slayer1514]

Don't be so ridiculous.
Jesus Christ.


Serious contributions only, please.
Thanks.

why not they could have made someone mad and he wanted them dead

[Hearts]

To be honest, I'm not so sure I would be that interested in playing a game from a iguana's PoV. Iguana love?

It just wouldn't seem that interesting to me if I saw it in stores, it would just seem like another one of those childish games.

But once I played it, it would be amusing to me.

[Psychotic]

It would only be more enjoyable if they were Iguanas from Sierra Leone!

[themagicroundabout]

Iguana love?
Please don't use that filthy language.

[Hearts]

Please don't use that filthy language.

I wasn't using it like that, I was saying it like "I love you" kind of love. Not the other way...

Like how Rinoa and Squall fall in love.

[themagicroundabout]

I wasn't using it like that, I was saying it like "I love you" kind of love. Not the other way...

Like how Rinoa and Squall fall in love.
Tell it to the judge, bub. :cool:



(This is like one of those cop shows! :excited: )

[Llednar Twem]

How would the characters do a Limit Break then?
With their tongues?
With their teeth?
And how would Rinoa assult Squall every other night?

[Hearts]

Tell it to the judge, bub. :cool:



(This is like one of those cop shows! :excited: )

Lmao...
right.
But, I really did mean it like that.
Iguana's falling in love, it just doesnt seem worth the play for me.

[themagicroundabout]

How would the characters do a Limit Break then?
With their tongues?
With their teeth?
And how would Rinoa assult Squall every other night?
The answer to all of those questions (especially the first one) is no.

[Llednar Twem]

If no were the answer to the 1st and 2nd one, I wouldn't get it.

[themagicroundabout]

No means no, no is always no, when I say no it means a thousand times NO.
Deal with it.



Iguana's falling in love, it just doesnt seem worth the play for me.


That is why I included the possibility of moles instead of iguanas!

[Hearts]

That is why I included the possibility of moles instead of iguanas!

Moles would make it seem even more like one of the childplay games that you see in stores lately. I think its a silly idea to replace the well thought up characters that we see in FFVIII with animals such as iguanas and moles. Just like I think that a thread about it is kind of silly, too.

[themagicroundabout]

Moles would make it seem even more like one of the childplay games that you see in stores lately. I think its a silly idea to replace the well thought up characters that we see in FFVIII with animals such as iguanas and moles. Just like I think that a thread about it is kind of silly, too.
Please do not make fun of my ideas, please. :(

[Neco Arc]

It would be cool if the iguanas also had mustaches and there were pipes all around the FFVIII world...

[IceAngel]

It would be cool if the iguanas also had mustaches and there were pipes all around the FFVIII world...

lol reminds me of some kind of detective. yea i think the gameplay would change dramatically. Even with moles...:p

[themagicroundabout]

It would be cool if the iguanas also had mustaches and there were pipes all around the FFVIII world...
Oh come on now! :( Please be serious!
Iguanas can't grow moustaches! :(

Please don't spam my thread.

[ScottNUMBERS]

If only the Square team had the creativity of themagicroundabout, they would have sold a million copys of almost every game!

[themagicroundabout]

If only the Square team had the creativity of themagicroundabout, they would have sold a million copys of almost every game!
Thank you, ScottNUMBERS, I am glad that someone is taking me seriously. :bigsmile:

[IceAngel]

lol

[Hearts]

Please do not make fun of my ideas, please. :(

I'm sorry, but this thread lacks common sense.