The Simpsons Thread

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Hi
First of all lets make sure we're talking about the cartoon Simpsons and not some other family (i.e. your next door neighbours)
http://www.donosborn.com/columns/homer_doh.jpg
I'm sure there are a lot of Simpsons fans out there, so why not post all your most memorable moments and quotes from the show here as many times as you want, for all the other Simpsons fans to laugh it all up when they read this thread

[Zeldy]

"D'oh"

[Captain Maxx Power]

*points to name* That episode.

[Mythra]

Quote from the great man, Homer J. Simpson, "Homer no function beer well without"
Ahhh, great stuff :)

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Quote from homer:If the bible has taught us anything and it hasnt its that girls should stick to girls sports like foxyboxy wrestling, Hot oil wrestling and such and such

[DeathKnight]

:choc2: :choc2: :choc2: Don't ANY of you forget to watch MetallicA's guest appearence in the Simpsons sometime in May.:choc2: :choc2: :choc2:

[look_out_below]

Yeah i have a few quotes i like
Some good ones from Homer are
(building a barbecue pit) "English side ruined! Must use French instructions! (reading) "Le'grill"?!! What the hell is that?!!!?!"

"Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Oww!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow."

"Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"

"Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer!" (From the episode where Homer is threatened and side show Bob comes to help find out who the would be killer is. Bob makes a dummy Homer outside and watches who all comes and attacks it, Homer is one of the attackers).

Homer: Hello, My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me...
Post Officer: Okay, Mr. Burns...what is your first name?
Homer: I don't know...

So many good quotes from that show.

[Meat Puppet]

I like the one when Homer imagines getting married to himself. Oh man, I connected with him on so many levels on that episode.

[Medi]

"It tastes like grandma..."
"It does taste like grandma!"

[Death Penalty]

Yeah i have a few quotes i like
Some good ones from Homer are
(building a barbecue pit) "English side ruined! Must use French instructions! (reading) "Le'grill"?!! What the hell is that?!!!?!"

"Aah! Hey, get off my sugar. Bad bees! Bad! Ow! Oww!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow."

"Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy!"

"Once I kill you, everyone will think I'm the real Homer!" (From the episode where Homer is threatened and side show Bob comes to help find out who the would be killer is. Bob makes a dummy Homer outside and watches who all comes and attacks it, Homer is one of the attackers).

Homer: Hello, My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me...
Post Officer: Okay, Mr. Burns...what is your first name?
Homer: I don't know...

So many good quotes from that show.
Thank you so much I forgot about those.
Lisa: Bart you and Jessica are too different to get along lets face it shes the reverends sweet daughter and your the devils cavanna boy.
Bart: Jessica youre turning me into a criminal when all I want is to be a petty criminal
Homer: Bart if you can look me in the eye and tell me you didnt take the money thats all I need Ill believe
Bart I didnt take the money
Homer Why you litttle*begins strangling bart

[Brian The Pink Shark]

"yeah a dog like that you'd have to feed every day" -HJS

"Extended warrenty how can i lose"- HJS

"First i have to drive your mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you and now this" - HJS

Homer's Mother : (sings) How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man.
Homer: 7!
Lisa: Dad it's rhetorical
Homer: Ok. 8!
Lisa: Dad do you know what rhetorical means?
Homer: Do i know what rhetorical means?

:choc:

[Venom]

When they find the Angel skeleton and they think the world is coming to an end.

I cant remember any quotes from the epidsode but damn was it funny.

[Mo-Nercy]

Homer at Troy Maclure and Selma's wedding.


"Na-na-na-na-nah-HEY!"

And the jury duty episode:


Principal Skinner: "I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. And if I find out that you cut school, your head is mine."
Homer: "And I know you can read MY thoughts, boy. Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow."

The episode on Lisa's Wedding:


Chief Wiggum: "And behold, the legendary two headed hound born with only one head! Ooh. And what have we here, the fabled Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body...OF A RABBIT!"

[Brian The Pink Shark]

When they find the Angel skeleton and they think the world is coming to an end.

I cant remember any quotes from the epidsode but damn was it funny.

Homer: Get your angel glowsticks, no one gets into heaven without one
Flanders : I'll take 4

:choc:

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Homer: (about the ring toss game) How do we handle refunds?
Homer: Gimme 10 rings!

Wiggum: (trying to get a bribe) I'm sure we can reach some sort of understanding here
Homer: (robotic) I understand!

[Mo-Nercy]

Who Shot Mr. Burns?:


Lisa: This suit burns better. Look.
Wiggum: ?
Lisa: "Better look. Burns suit."
Wiggum: "I'm not following ya."
Lisa: "Burn's suit! Burn's suit!"
Wiggum: "...huh?"
Lisa: "Look at Burn's suit! Yeeeeesh!"

Same episode:


Grandpa: "Yeah, Smingers did it! Now where's my hat, I'm going to the outhouse."
Lisa: "We don't have an outhouse."
Homer: "My toolshed!"

Some episode about the Simpson's money issues:


FInancial Consultant: "You need a financial planner."
Homer: "Financial panther ay?"
Homer's imagination: "Get 'im Sheeba!"

More when I think of them. xD

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

(there's just been a raid at the Springfield Retirement Castle, bulletholes scatter the walls of the room)
Jasper: Was that me or was that you?

(later on)
Smithers: (as Bart) I'll be in the car dudes

[Mythra]

The one based on the movie "Catch me if you can" (i think thats the name of it). On the school bus, Ralph asks Bart and Lisa why they can't be friends like him and his finger. He goes to stick the finger in his nose and pokes himself in the eye. He's then all like "You have betrayed me for the last time" and takes a pair of scissors to the finger. Great stuff

[Dreddz]

I still like the Simpsons, Was at its peak somewhere in the middle of the show. The start wasnt very good, the middle was hilarious, and the recent episodes are still great, but not as funny.
Best quote....

trab pu kcip , trab pu kcip
Best Moment....
Bart telling Homer he is the best Dad ever, then Homer asks him to remove a skate from the lawn mower,
when Bart is about to remove the skate, the lawn mower shreds it apart as the engine turns on again.

meh, Nevermind
Hilarious.

[Madame Adequate]

Burns.

Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.


As punishment for your desertion, it is company policy to give you the plague.

Legs (I think?) and Johnny Tightlips.

Johnny, where'd the hit ya?
I ain't sayin' nothin'.
What do I tell the doctor?
Tell him to go suck a lemon.

Professor Frink.

PI IS EXACTLY THREE!!! (to get the attention of a group of chattering scientists) Sorry it had to come to that.

[Nick Schovitz]

The Simpsons have gotten alot worse now adays, I like the old episodes, a couple of my favorites are the episode when Homer meets his half brother for the 1st time and another one is the episode when Bart had a crush on his babysitter and he dreamt that she stomped on his heart literally and kicked it.


Oh and let's not forget the Halloween specials.

[Death Penalty]

Bart: you mean I have the shining right
Willie: No the shinning you wanna get sued

[Medi]

Constance Harm: "Aw, I can't resist that look, you remind me of me when I was a little boy."
Snake: "Did she just say she used to be a dude?"

It's from the episode when Homer and Bart were tethered together, and at the end, Bart was pleading for mercy from Constance... or something like that :D

[black orb]

>>> Fav character: Lenny..
Fav Simpsons related thing: Flanders`Leftorium..

[Crow]

Bart: "What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."

Homer:I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down"

Homer:"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

[Heath]

"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

"Hmm. What would the captain say in this situation?"
"Don't fire the torpedoes."
"Fire the torpedoes!"

"The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer you amnesty to your wayward sailors."
"Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up?"
"Yes! That's what we wanted you to think! Hahahahaha!"
(Switch to shots of tanks, soldiers, Berlin Wall springing up and Lenin resurrected growling "Must... crush... capitalism!")

"Tell me, Simpson. What do you want out of life?"
"I want peas"
"Yes, we all want peace. But what's the best way to get peace?"
"With a knife!"
"Exactly! Not with the olive branch but with the machete! Simpson, I've really taken a shine to you. You're like the son I never had."
"And you're like the father I never visit."

Sorry, only episode I've watched in ages.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.

Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend, how can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet
connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be
able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token
ring ethernet LAN configuration?
Homer: [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money now?

[Mythra]

Bart: There's your boyfriend Lisa (Points to comic book store guy, who then licks food off of his shoe)
Lisa:There's your girlfriend Bart (points to the crazy cat lady who finds a baby in her cart full of cats)
Bart: Well you love moleman
Lisa: No, you love him, your gay for moleman
Bart: No, your gay for moleman
Moleman: No ones gay for moleman
Ahhh great stuff, great stuff indeed ;)

[The Prophet]

Bart: There's your boyfriend Lisa (Points to comic book store guy, who then licks food off of his shoe)
Lisa:There's your girlfriend Bart (points to the crazy cat lady who finds a baby in her cart full of cats)
Bart: Well you love moleman
Lisa: No, you love him, your gay for moleman
Bart: No, your gay for moleman
Moleman: No ones gay for moleman

I just saw the episode tonight. That was some great stuff.

Chief Wiggum: You want some chicken?

[Brian The Pink Shark]

(from the Pie-man episode)
Homer(Pie man)- Ive run out of Pie related puns! :choc:

[Assassin_]

The greatest show ever to come out of an American TV studio, a true classic ^_^;;

Allthough the newer episodes are getting kinda stale... It was better for the first 10 years or so.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese.
[Takes the stack to the table and sits down]
Sixty four...[eats it]
Sixty three...[eats it]
[Next morning]
Two...[eats it really slowly]
One...[eats it]
[Marge walks in]
Marge: [incredulous] Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: [slurred] I think I'm blind...
Burns and Smithers were waiting patiently all night on the ceiling, but
their suction cups finally give out and they fall unceremoniously to the
floor. "Good day to you," says Burns, as the two of them brush
themselves off and leave.

and

Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
Ramone 2: Hey, up yours, Springfield.
Ramone 1: One, two, three, four!
[Abrasive guitar music begins]
Happy Birthday to you! (Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday to you! (Happy Birthday!)
Happy Birthday, Burnsey,
Happy Birthday to you!
Ramone 3: Go to hell, you old bastard.
[The curtain falls]
Ramone 4: Hey, I think they liked us!

[Dreddz]

(As Bart is sleeping, Homer bursts in with a butcher knife and a tray)
Homer: (shouting and holding up the knife) BART, DO WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!
(Bart screams)
Homer: Come on, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.
Bart: (sighs in relief) Dad, I'm kind of edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not running in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.
Homer: Why? (brief pause) Oh, right, the Sideshow Bob thing. I'm sorry, boy. (kisses Bart and leaves)
(Suddenly, the door bursts open again, and Homer comes in wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw)
Homer: BART, DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!
(Bart screams)
Homer: (turns off the chainsaw) Oh, sorry. What am I thinking?

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Homer: Yes i am the highly suggestable type :choc:

[Mythra]

(Scene is where Moe is playing with Maggie)
Moe: Well we can't play with tickle-me Elmo anymore
*goes to pick Elmo up*
Elmo: No means no!!!
*the Elmo doll punches Moe in the head*
Ahhh, great stuff from a great show :)

[Mittopotahis]

Class: Lisa likes Nelson.
Milhouse: She does not!
Class: Milhouse likes Lisa.
Janie: He does not!
Class: Janie likes Milhouse
Uter: She does not!
Class: Uter likes Milhouse
Teacher: Nobody likes Milhouse!

[Assassin_]

so... this isnt reelly "the simpsons thread" so much as "the simpsons quotes thread" :P

[ff8foreverzell]

"eat my shorts" by Bart Simpson

[Brian The Pink Shark]

so... this isnt reelly "the simpsons thread" so much as "the simpsons quotes thread" :P

we could turn it into a spam thread :choc:

[Endless]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2006100428,00.html

[fantasyjunkie]

my favorite episode was an oldie, when Bart stole the head off of that park stautue on a dare and the whole town, including the kids that dared him went into an uproar. and they caught him trying to bring it back ROFL!!!

[~SapphireStar~]

(As Bart is sleeping, Homer bursts in with a butcher knife and a tray)
Homer: (shouting and holding up the knife) BART, DO WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!
(Bart screams)
Homer: Come on, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.
Bart: (sighs in relief) Dad, I'm kind of edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not running in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.
Homer: Why? (brief pause) Oh, right, the Sideshow Bob thing. I'm sorry, boy. (kisses Bart and leaves)
(Suddenly, the door bursts open again, and Homer comes in wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw)
Homer: BART, DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?!
(Bart screams)
Homer: (turns off the chainsaw) Oh, sorry. What am I thinking?
I cried when I first watched that episode. Its my dads fav cause they are wearing shirts with "Witness Protection Programme" written on them! Its funny cause they are trying to get Bart away from SideShow Bob, best Simpsons villian ever!