things that ffx characters would never say

[tidusguy#1]

i have carried this on from ffx-2 but meh, please come in with replies cos this has made a real success on ffx-2 and i want to see if we can at least equal it.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Auron : Lighten up Tidus

Wakka : Bite my fleshy, Besaid ass!

Kimahri : Kimahri thinks that Sin is suffering from a series of inaffectuation disorders, most likely steming from childhood, which juxapositioned with the combination of it's need for destruction and penanche for, shall we say, "creative explosive techniques", synergy together to form an incoherant Ego, a Superego with purely hyperlative qualities, and an Id that runs rampage with the same vigor and tenacity as a encapsulated positronic atomic structure within four-dimensional space

[D.os]

Kimahri : Kimahri thinks that Sin is suffering from a series of inaffectuation disorders, most likely steming from childhood, which juxapositioned with the combination of it's need for destruction and penanche for, shall we say, "creative explosive techniques", synergy together to form an incoherant Ego, a Superego with purely hyperlative qualities, and an Id that runs rampage with the same vigor and tenacity as a encapsulated positronic atomic structure within four-dimensional space

:laugh: :laugh: :thumb:

Anyways.. here's mine:

Rikku to Tidus: You know what?! I'm sick of thinking how can we save Yuna!!! This time YOU do the thinking and I do the talking!!
Tidus: But I just said the in ..
Rikku: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAID!!
Let's go to Zanarkand, there all will came together, Iknow it!
Tidus: But that's what I just...
Rikku: I DON'T CARE.... THINK BLONDIE!! *walks away*
Tidus:...said!

this post is damn stupid!:mad:

[Reeno the Alchemist]

lol this is funny i wanna do one

Lulu:seymour...i love you
Seymour:but your with Wakka and im with Yuna!
Lulu:i dont want Wakka anymore i want what Yuna has ..you
Seymour:wtf?
Yuna:what r you two DOING!
Lulu:its too late Yuna im going to marry Seymour
Wakka:yay im not with stupid lulu anymore im freed from blackmail!!!!><

srry that it doesnt make sence its my fantasy for lulu to leave wakka^^and it is somthing they'd never say^^

[lady yunalesca]

Tidus: "do they sell nice and easy 101 ash blonde here? i have been on the road for months and my roots need doing"

[tidusguy#1]

heres mine!!!
auron:hes not here yet, how long must we wait?
tidus:why do u always sound so depressed?
auron:geez, calm down
tidus:ca!- thats it, im off to the pub!!!!

[Tabris]

Rikku: "I am just going into this temple to meditate on the Yevon faith"

[Chloe.]

Wakka: Stuff Yevon, its aload of [!]s**t!![/!]*snip* I wanna help the Al Bhed build machina!!
Rikku: Yay!! You finally realised that the Al Bhed are the cooliest!!........Now....we just need to change your clothes....
Wakka: But I like my clothes ya!
Rikku:......You cant wear that!!......Come on you can borrow some of Brothers....(drags a screaming Wakka along)

I know that was weird.....it was kinda random....

Do Not go around the filters. Better yet, don't say stuff that requires the use of filters. ~ Leeza

[Madrab]

Kimarahi:im off down to the barbers

[Reeno the Alchemist]

Rikku:SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOIN TO OAKA'S!

[mooglebunni608]

Kimahri; Kimari says Kimahri will stop refering to himself in the third person
:3 dumb I know

[D.os]

Kimahri; Kimari says Kimahri will stop refering to himself in the third person
:3 dumb I know

Funny :D :laugh:

Auron: I'm sick of babystting Yuna and Tidus! I'm going to watch DragonBall Z

[DeathKnight]

Wakka: Tidus, stop being such a dumbass ya? Ask Yuna out already.
Tidus: Yeah..but.....hehe...she's a summoner....
Wakka: So fucking what!? Look if you don't do it then I'll do it.
Wakka: Yuna..hehe I was wondering ya?...if you'd go out with me? *smiles nervously*
Lulu: what you IDIOT! *casts Flare on him*
Tidus: hahahaha *cracks up*
Yuna: *serious face* I don't like you either Tidus, so don't laugh
Yuna: Auron! I like you! *hugs him*
Auron: yeah baby!:jokey:

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Tidus : Rikku will you marry me?

Rikku : YES YES YES!!! I LOVE YOU TIDUS!!!

Tidus : I love you too Rikku...

[DynasticJam]

Tidus: I'm gay!

[auhin]

Auron: Wow! That Aeon is totally fab! Like omagawd.

[FadedDreams]

hahaha this is sooo retarded lol but really fun!

Tidus: "Hey, Wakka, do a lot of birds perch on your hair?"

Lulu: "WOOHOOOO partaaayyyy!!!"

Wakka: "Yo yo yo what be up dawgs???"

[Chloe.]

Yuna: Oh my god, I hate my outfit......its so.....so.....not.....fasionable!!......Rikku lets go shopping!! :D

(Its not good, but I'm bored :D )

[Jessweeee♪]

These are funny, but i think they should all be moved to the x-2 forum. I mean, all of the characters here are there so may as well put them together. i'm kinda lazy, so all of my material will be over there (don't worry, you won't be missing out there)

[profskett]

Yuna: Screw this pilgrimage, sounds too much like hard work.

[Jessweeee♪]

Something i posted in the x-2 thread:

Auron: This is your story.
Tidus: What?
Auron: Once upon a time...

[Lost Number]

Tidus - Why are we doin this again?
Yuna - To save the world from sin using the final aeon which will then kill me and then sin will be resurrected from my final aeon, but I hope that it might but and the spiral of death on Spira will then cease.
Tidus - Oh yeah.

5 mins later...

Tidus - Why are we doin this again?

[look_out_below]

Auron: Why am i the one stuck with the big, heavy sword? You know there is something wrong with one of my arms. (to himself: At least thats what i have to make it look like to get my workers compensation)

Wakka: Tidus your such a liar. Coming from Zanarkland, riding Sin. Thats such a load.
Tidus: Fine. Your right. I am a liar. Everything i say is a lie, nothing i say is true. But if what i just said is true then everything i say is not a lie, but then that means i lied in which case i am still a liar which could mean that everything i say is a lie making my original statement true starting a cycle. How do you solve this dilemma Wakka? How can we break the cycle?
Wakka, in sterotypical thinking :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: I...Uh...ummm.....head explodes.
Tidus: And the cycle goes on.

[D.os]

Yuna: OUCH! KIMAHRI STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR LANCE.... YOU THAT EVRY FIGHT!!! Go get a smaler lance... NOW!
Kimahri: Yes, Yuna. *noods*

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Tidus: I'm gay!
The thread is called things that ffx charachters would never say not things ffx charachters would say

[Dell]

auron: oh, the clothes getting stinky, let's go shopping, girls
lulu: I'm playing Blitzball now, don't interrupt
wakka: clean the house, wash clothes, take care of child and that's househusband do
yuna: wow, hu, yay, uuakkk, krukruk, I'm currently become the monkey of zoo. great paid, you know
rikku: can I steal your pants?
kimahri: I'm farting.
tidus: wow! I'm a dog!!

[Round_Knight]

Auron: Someone get me a sandwich
Lulu:Yuna get another guardian i quit my pay isn't working
Kimari: I going to school so i learn to speak sentence

[Acid Raine]

auron: oh, the clothes getting stinky, let's go shopping, girls
lulu: I'm playing Blitzball now, don't interrupt
wakka: clean the house, wash clothes, take care of child and that's househusband do
yuna: wow, hu, yay, uuakkk, krukruk, I'm currently become the monkey of zoo. great paid, you know
rikku: can I steal your pants?
kimahri: I'm farting.
tidus: wow! I'm a dog!!

XD wtf? do these all go as one?

Anyways *clears throat*

Seymour: Hahaha....what a toad! There SAND on my boots! You sound like a self-help booklet!.....

Entire FFX Cast: QUIT TRYIN' TO BE KEFKA YOU POSER!!!!

Kefka: ....yeah!

[Exlyn99]

Rikku: "I am just going into this temple to meditate on the Yevon faith"


Kimahri; Kimari says Kimahri will stop refering to himself in the third person
:3 dumb I know


HAHA! I love all of these, those are just a few of my favorites.:)

Mine:

Seymore: NO! I deserve Lady Yuna! I dye my hair every morning for her!
Tidus: As do I. . .


Yuna: This dress matches my eyes! (If you don't get it, check out Yuna's eye color)

[tidusguy#1]

yuna:c'mon wakka, hurry up!!!!
wakka:*in high pitched rikku style voice* fyed, fyed!!!!!
yuna and rikku:er, why you talkin al bhed???
wakka:*grabs rikkus legs*forgive me, please!!!!!!
rikku:why this all of a sudden???
wakka:ive been mentally scarred by this yevon chick in bevelle*prances to the corner and weeps*:crying: :crying: :crying: :weep: :weep:

[dragontamer]

LOL!:D !
yuna: oh forget this stupid pilgrimage. im going to be a vegabond!

tidus: i love u daddy COME BACK!!!!!!!!

wakka: rikku #holds ring ou# will you marry me? please God say yes i lov you and the al bhed sooo much!! c'mere...

[The Last Oath]

Tidus: so are... Rikku wanna spend a night at Rins Inn?
Rikku: Hell YEah

Later that night

Rikku: Screw yuna shes gonna die anyway, come here Tidus boy!
Tidus: Oh yeah Rikku i've waited so long... SO I CAN SLAP UR FACE FOR GETTING BEWTEEN ME AND YUNA

[tidusguy#1]

tidus:oh no!!! this macalania gel is too strong!! what do i do???
auron:*in seriously gay voice* just give em a kiiis
lulu:shut up, just shut up shut up, shut it up just shut up shut up......
*tidus moonwalks to lulu singin black eyed peas*
wakka:aaaaaaaaah!!! its you again!!!
lauren/catherine tate:am i bovvered??

[Social Moon Firesky]

Kimahri: Hmmm, I think I'd prefer to be called 'John' from now on.
Tidus: John!? John Ronso!?
Kimahri: Has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?
Tidus: Uh, if you say so...
Kimahri: And I think I might get an all-over body-wax too.
Tidus: Well, as long as you're not wanting breast implants...*Glares at Lulu*
Lulu: *Looks affronted* What are you implying!?

[tidusguy#1]

*wakka at blitzbsll stadium walkin around the stands*
lulu:wakka, arent you meant to be out there??
wakka:as a matter of fact, i got a new job so if youll excuse me...
*goes over to seat rows*
wakka:popcorn!, get your popcorn, ya!!??

[Griff]

*at Luca*
Tidus: Auron, what's going on?
Auron: submitted for your approval. your father has become a monster, and you're the only one who can stop him, you randomly scream infront of temples, and you are going on a quest to get the woman you love killed. Have you gone crazy? No. You have just entered, The Spira-light Zone.

[Jessweeee♪]

XD

Kimahri: Hey, hey, hey...it's faaaaaat albert!

Lulu: Owww...my belts keep snagging on the weeds!!! oops...
Wakka: O_O

Kimahri: Kimahri want tea!!! Get me tea now!
Auron: 'Kay