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Miriel
03-02-2006, 12:15 AM
I'm an anti-dentite. Are you an anti-dentite?

Psychotic
03-02-2006, 12:18 AM
Absolutely.

SammieBabe
03-02-2006, 12:31 AM
Yep.

DK
03-02-2006, 12:31 AM
Miriel is anti-beard therefore you can not trust her.

Meat Puppet
03-02-2006, 12:32 AM
I'm with Hsu on this one.

Shoeberto
03-02-2006, 12:33 AM
I remain firm in my position.

Rye
03-02-2006, 12:38 AM
I am, but only to the one I have, who is evil and mean and painful. xD

XxSephirothxX
03-02-2006, 12:42 AM
Nah, not really. You've gotta be pretty messed up to make a career of staring into peoples' mouths, though. They're not to be trusted.

Bowser
03-02-2006, 12:57 AM
Their latex gloves taste bad. :irked:

Yamaneko
03-02-2006, 12:58 AM
Rabid anti-dentite.

Leeza
03-02-2006, 01:41 AM
I used to be, but not presently. Of course, all that may change next year.

kikimm
03-02-2006, 02:31 AM
My mom has made a career of staring into people's mouths, so I'm cool with it.

theundeadhero
03-02-2006, 02:38 AM
I'm anti-dentine gum.

-N-
03-02-2006, 02:41 AM
Next thing you know you'll be saying they should have their own schools!

Del Murder
03-02-2006, 03:01 AM
Nah, they made my teeth all straight and nice. :D

Miriel
03-02-2006, 03:07 AM
I bit a dentist once. And he pricked my cheek with a sharp thingamabob in revenge.

vampirepiggyhunter7
03-02-2006, 03:13 AM
Rabid anti-dentite.
I love Seinfeld... the show.

Dignified Pauper
03-02-2006, 03:46 PM
The Dentist helps me be vain.

TheSpoonyBard
03-02-2006, 03:51 PM
"This won't hurt at all."

Liars.

Levian
03-02-2006, 04:05 PM
He said he was just gonna look and he pulled out two fucking tooths.

Shoden
03-02-2006, 11:53 PM
The noise of the drill gets my nerves running and when I'm all sweating and shaking and nervous it hurts more, the numbing needle is very irritating.

Miriel
03-03-2006, 12:08 AM
I hate how a lot of dentists like to play classical music in the background while poking in your mouth with sharp whirly things. Now I can't listen to certain classical music without feeling uneasy. :(

Erdrick Holmes
03-03-2006, 12:11 AM
I'm like the only person in the world who beleives dentistry is nothing but a large scam just to get your money.

Shoden
03-03-2006, 12:17 AM
I used to think that too but I learned that all the tools there are used for dental surgery but the money that goes to the bosses and stuff, hell knows what happens to it in the end.

Xaven
03-03-2006, 12:36 AM
I hate how a lot of dentists like to play classical music in the background while poking in your mouth with sharp whirly things. Now I can't listen to certain classical music without feeling uneasy. :(
Same sorta. My dentist plays 90's music and stuff. I never could stand it, but now it's even worse.

Clouded Sky
03-03-2006, 01:53 AM
I hate how a lot of dentists like to play classical music in the background while poking in your mouth with sharp whirly things. Now I can't listen to certain classical music without feeling uneasy. :(
classical conditioning my friend, classical conditioning.

Del Murder
03-03-2006, 02:41 AM
Mine plays Kenny G.

Yamaneko
03-03-2006, 05:18 AM
Must be hell.

Anaisa
03-03-2006, 09:32 AM
I only go to the dentist if I have to. I don't bother going for check-ups. When my mum was a youngster the dentist started pulling her teeth out when she was awake, an without any anaesthetic. An not just that, she was wearing a white fur coat(fake fur) an it got covered in blood. Eventually her parents heard her screaming an came to get her. Her parents didn't even kick his ass, im disgusted by that. Personally id have beaten him, an extracted every one of his teeth.

Strider
03-03-2006, 06:29 PM
Bring your own music.

Also, I'm not an anti-dentite.

fire_of_avalon
03-03-2006, 06:49 PM
[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My mama noticed funny things I did,
Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causin' things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

[PATIENT]
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

[ORIN]
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

[PATIENT]
Goodness gracious!

[ORIN]
And I enjoy the career that I picked

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Really love it

[ORIN]
I am your dentist

[PATIENT]
Fitting braces

[ORIN]
And I get off on the pain I inflict

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Really love it

[ORIN]
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
Bicuspid

[ORIN]
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted
And though it may cause my patients distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me
Oh, mama
'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Say ah!

[PATIENT]
Ah!

[ORIN]
Now spit!

Samuraid
03-03-2006, 10:08 PM
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dentite

No matches. Don't know what it means. :p

Rye
03-03-2006, 10:50 PM
I really like the word Dentite. I must use it more.

Dreddz
03-03-2006, 10:56 PM
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1010/164787pm.jpg
It had to be done.