The "perfect" post.

[Agent Proto]

So, what do you think goes into the "perfect" post? What I mean, is what do you think is required in a post to be considered "perfect"? Would that be humor, wit, intelligence, relevance to the thread, or something else? Help me out here, please? :confused:

[Shoeberto]

To the left of the post, in the field where you see the poster's name, it should say "RSL."

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

I would say....Intelligence with some humor in there somewhere.:)

[kikimm]

All of the above, perhaps?

[Hawkeye]

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Pure stupidity, and the user doesn't even know about it. That is the perfect post.

[Stayin Dizzy]

mix humor wit thought and intellegence with a good idea. Add some good imput with some regular posters, a generous portion of relevant discussion, and a dash of spam. Top it all off with a bit of recognized members some mods and a big steaming pile of Chuck Norris and you got yourself a da*n near perfect post.

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

wit, inteligence and this smilie :twak:

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

well no typos for starters

[Rye]

look clown face, nobodys perfect

[RSL]

To the left of the post, in the field where you see the poster's name, it should say "RSL."

Yeah that's pretty much the ticket.

Um, I would say that a perfect post is hard to come by. Of course it depends on the topic and all that jazz. I'm quite confused as to why anyone would care what the perfect post is, to be honest.

[Agent Proto]

I'm not really concerned. I just want to see what you guys think. :D

[theundeadhero]

I think the criteria changes depending on the situation.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I'm not really concerned. I just want to see what you guys think. :D

so not the perfect post

[Jess]

All of the above, perhaps?
Kikimm knows the score. :cool:

[Zeromus_X]

Any of the Ah the Power of Cheese stories. :cat:

[Shlup]

The perfect posts are the funny one-liners.

[boris no no]

the perfect post is like the holy grail
only a bearded knight may obtain it *looks at RSL*

[NeoCracker]

I start my day with a fresh cup of coffee and suffle through the last 24 hours of PMs.
This is the perfect post. Last post of that Can Admins read PM's.

[Psychotic]

If you joined before 2002: Reference to oldbie crap.
If you joined after 2002: Brown nosing the mods/popular members.
If you joined in 2002: You're a freak. Leave the boards immediately.

[Rye]

If you joined in 2002: You're a freak. Leave the boards immediately.

... :( *leaves*

[Jess]

If you joined in 2002: You're a freak. Leave the boards immediately.
Speak for yourself, Psy! :cool:

[Elite Lord Sigma]

The most important aspect is relevance to the thread. Intelligence should be shown (unless you are joking around). Humor and wit should try to be in there (unless you are posting in EOEO).

[Psychotic]

... :( *leaves*Take Lev with you. I'll go round up Maxx Power and Mo Nercy, and I think that's pretty much all of us. We're a dying breed.
Speak for yourself, Psy! :cool:You don't count, filthy second account! :p

[Jess]

You don't count, filthy second account! :p
You hit me where it hurts, man. :weep:

[XxSephirothxX]

For me, the perfect post would be funny, but not just silly. It would make me think about or question something. It wouldn't be too short, but not pages long, either. It would be hilarious in a few places and poignant in others, and written by someone with a solid grasp of the english language. There would be a damn funny picture in there, too, and somebody would be insulted. Probably Raistlin.

[Rye]

Take Lev with you. I'll go round up Maxx Power and Mo Nercy, and I think that's pretty much all of us. We're a dying breed.

Yeah. We're kind of like the anachronism of EoFF. We don't really belong in oldbie time or newbie time. We rock, go 2002. :D

But WE'RE DYING. ;_____;

[Flying Mullet]

Pure stupidity, and the user doesn't even know about it. That is the perfect post.

[Venom]

The perfect post is the post that doesnt get you banned.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

The perfect post is written by the perfect person.

[ffxfreak93]

The perfect post is the post that doesnt get you banned.

and it has alot of profanity

[-N-]

The perfect post is the post that doesnt get you banned.Rebuttal. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=76728)

[Denmark]

If you joined before 2002: Reference to oldbie crap.

oh man, don't you remember the days when raistlin posted? me neither. that sort of thing in my case would more likely be a reference to Aiyon (the one in 2003, of course) crap.

and psy 2001 roxorz way total more than 2002

[black orb]

>>> It depends on the forums.

GC - its wit, humor..
Eoeo - its intelligence, relevance to the thread.
The lounge - It doesnt really matter.
Gaming/FF forums - its the right answer.
Art forums - Many things.
Feedback - Mindless spam..

[Madame Adequate]

Bleys. Citizen Bleys.

[Ki Ki]

Something interesting and not so incredibly serious is a nice and perfectly perfect post to me. (:
I guess something that wasn't so thought on so it's nice and casual and you don't get so extremely tense while reading the post. :excited:

[ffxfreak93]

as long as you don't post things about weed like that slayer53 dude or whatever his name is

[Captain Maxx Power]

Personally I'm happy if people adhere to correct spelling and grammar. Bonuses include an intelligent, thought out answer and perhaps a bit of humour sprinkled on top. O, and absolutely no use of any acronyms such as lol.

[Mo-Nercy]

But WE'RE DYING. ;_____;
;___;

*dies*

[Levian]

A perfect post shouldn't have more than one line. It should be original, witty, somewhat relevant to the topic, but you have to have a custom rank for people to find it funny. That's just how cruel the world is. :(