Why can't we have a commercial with Jack Bauer in it? (24 fans will get this)

[Sephex]

http://www.japander.com/japander/clips/sutherland4.mov

Oh, and this ytmnd is pretty funny, too.

http://jackbauersbreakfast.ytmnd.com/

[Captain Maxx Power]

Jack Bauer seems to (and I'm basing this on some fact despite evidence that I've never actually watched the show) spend his time either holding up a pistol looking mega serious:

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/01/07/inside-jack-bauer.jpg

Looking into middle-distance whilst on a phone:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/dd/Tv_24_jack_bauer.jpg/350px-Tv_24_jack_bauer.jpg

Or being a vampire:

http://members.chello.se/jennystridh/lostboys3.jpg

[Leeza]

That's cool. Anything Jack Bauer would be cool. :)

[edczxcvbnm]

If the president can sell car insurance the Jack can get something...maybe some medicine. Lord knows he takes mad drugs due to all his mental problems, physical injuries and probably prolonged health problems due to dying twice.

[Shaun]

Rofl, what the hell is that commercial for!? Heh, Jack swimming in a crowd of Japanese girls is something I thought I'd never see... O.o'..

[Madame Adequate]

That is brilliant.

And we should totally have such commercials here.

As was said, the prez sells car insurance! Bauer can sell something too.

[Strider]

Isn't Kiefer Sutherland the voiceover for that Intel/Apple commercial? Couldn't you imagine him saying something like...

"TELL ME WHERE THE INTEL PROCESSOR IS, NOW!"